On one hand, you can rest assured that Thanos will keep you alive in the face of his plans of destruction, if only to torment you each year. On the other hand, well...
To be fair all the things he did had no physical impact on him and the baby has nothing else to loose even if he decided to kill his parents it'd be more impactful if he did it when he was aware
@@TheCheeseMovesSideways he's doing it for the 'tards that eat up TH-cam shorts information like it's breakfast since misinformation is too rampant these days. we don't give a fuck about these fuckwad's bait💀
He told Thanos why. He thought it was for some higher purpose. Thanos looked this man in the eye and said I do it because I can. There's no reason behind it. I just can.
Thanos in movies are in a different universe compare to the comics. So, I guess his story is different compare to the comics. Maybe his motives are different.
It's because he's metaphorically the one person in the entire universe who makes the amount of people exactly an odd number, so it can never be perfectly balanced.
Comic Thanos also gave Deadpool eternal life and a regenerative healing factor just to cock block him from being with death. Comic Thanos is beyond petty.
Come to think of it Sabretooth used to do this to Wolverine all the time by killing a lot of his Girlfriends and just F""king with him on his birthday, Wolverine still has trauma over it.
not sympathetic nor anti villain jsut villain XD dude could jsut halve the ressources needed or double the ressources instead ofcutting down half the population for thesame result so he's a dumbass
I like how Thanos and David have a sorta chill talk every time he shows up. "You got me fired?" "Woah what? nonono dude that was just unlucky... I killed your cat"
you missed the part where on his 27th birthday when he got fired David asked "is that it?" and thanos basically said "oh no that wasn't me, your cats dead" 💀💀
@@alliii835huh???? In the movies he had a genuine reason at least, in the comics he does all of this based on emotions and feelings. Comic book thanos wouldn’t be adaptable in a movie because of how absurdly crazy he is.
He never deserved sympathy in the first place. Movies changed his motivations. He originally killed half of all life in existence because he was simping for death and wanted her to think he was fuckable
@@Random_Lurkernot to mention even in the movie he’s got good intentions but is totally ignorant to the fact he has the fucking infinity gauntlet so mass genocide didn’t the only way to stop starvation
@@Imbettadenu Yeah the movies really miss the whole thing where he can just "solve" the whole finite resources problem. Motherfucker can literally just make new planets
Theory: they share the same birthday and as thanos little birthday gift to himself he causes the most pain to someone on the most important day of the year which makes him oh so happy as a lonely man.
I love how Thanos jumps back and forth from causing minor inconveniences like stealing his blanket, to violating the Geneva Convention by commiting legitimate war crimes like when he poisoned his friends 😂
Another infamous story has Thanos targeting a future cancer curer, by stopping her from saving an old lady on the road. This action literally leads to her becoming an empty individual with no goals in life, and as she sits on her death bed full of regrets, Thanos shows up and shows her the person she couldve been if he hadnt interferred. Which was literally the happiest, and richest version of herself. He did all of this, just to fuck her over and not allow Earth a cure for cancer 😂
It wasn’t just cancer and earth…she was supposed to do things that would have made the entire universe better…and he stopped her just to rub it in her face on her death bed.
Okay, so here's the real reason. When thanos was at a bar taking a break from his wipeout half the universe quest, he met a man wearing a yellow suit with a lightning bolt on his chest, claiming to be from another universe. The man was drunk on rocket fuel and started talking with thanos about his life and how he travels through time, ruining someone's day for a living and enjoying every second of it. Thanos, shocked at the man's pettiness, searched throughout his universe and found that there was no man as petty as the stranger in yellow, then finally his OCD kicked in and he relised that he had to be as petty as the stranger so that the pettiness scale wouldn't tip to one side and be "perfectly balanced" between two universes and chose David as his target for his life's second greatest quest
@@notzombie3703 Someone (gonna call them Someone A) was going to bump into someone else (Someone B) which would start a chain of events that would eventually conspire into Someone A having a career built on curing things like cancer across the universe. Thanos saw this future, then decided to help an old lady cross the street. The bus that Someone A was riding did not stop for them until Thanos held out his hand, stopping the bus in its tracks. By doing so, the time where Someone A could bump into Someone B passed by, and their life went in entirely different directions, with Someone A instead running an average life. When Someone A was much older, however, Thanos visited her. He sat by her and showed her the future she could have had if she bumped into Someone B. The future she could have had, if Thanos not stopped that bus on that fateful day.
Y'all remember that time Ghost Rider kidnapped baby Thanos in an attempt to kill him but instead spent years ramrodding around the galaxy like a disgruntled dad with a child on a leash at Disneyworld?
Yes, it’s the equivalent to a dad going out to buy milk, but comes back because he failed at a new life, and decided to take his failure out on his child. Honestly I would’ve thought the kid would’ve been purple, I guess the human mom trait got that part in the DNA helix 🧬
props to the guy for coming back after so many traumatic and major setbacks time and time again. dude should have become a superhero with that level of perseverance
Thanos just because the girl you liked left you for a red and black (technically) immortal guy with cancer doesnt mean you have an excuse to do this mane 💀
Dude really should have gone to the Avengers on his b-day. Even if Thanos didn't show up that day Tony could probably be convinced to have an AI keep an eye on the dude for a year or two. Especially if the guy showed everything that's happened to him and pointed out how statistically improbable it all is.
he tried that if i recall thanos fucked him over by not fucking him over thus leaving the avengers to write his claims off then came back once they left to do his thing
well not really can you imagine you coming up to the avengers tower and saying the avenger's worst enemy visits you in your birthday just to fuck up with your life? you'd sound insane by saying that out loud, even if he tried getting footage of thanos ruining his life thanos would probably know
Well, it was proven Thanos just wanted to fuck with the guy and didn't care how, so more than likely Thanos would have just kept killing his friends and loved ones.
>Find random baby >Troll him every birthday >Miss one birthday >Apologize >Ruin his life >Guy shares his theory on why Thanos hates him >”I don’t care lmao” >Flood apartment >Refuses to elaborate
Well in one comic, thanos stopped some woman from making the world a better place, just by helping an old lady cross the road and when the woman he stopped wasted her life like a normal person, he went to her when she was dying and showed her everything she could have accomplished if he hadn't helped that old lady
I feel like giving his actions more meaning of them, I mean name one other villain that literally spends all their time doing every evil thing they want to do from little things like ruining one man's life bc he can to wiping out half the universe man's is just pure evil he don't care what he does as long it hurts somebody😂😂
For those who dont know, thanos was simping for death( the incarnation or physical manifestation of death was a female) and since he wanted her so badly he decided to kill half of the universe and mess up this mans life for her because she liked the suffering and death, she still rejected him.
Is that the actual reason? I mean i knew he was a massive simp for Death, and knew about the reason behind him killing half of the universe. But i genuinely thought it had to do with the soul stone as a form of re energizing in the sence it was like a battery for the cosmic powers of the other stones.
since when the fuck is lady death a sadistic psychopath? (/gen) isn't the personification of death portrayed as gentle and welcoming in most iterations? the concept of killing people to turn her on is so weird... like no. just no. let's not do that
@@Alpharelic so thanos the mass killer, max titan, the one the avengers struggle with. The man who has met lady death, the man who is stronger than the hulk and will kill you for his own plans. This guy shows up to your birthday every year, tell you happy birthday. Doesn’t kill you. Speaks to you. Even apologizes for missing one birthday. The guys gotta do something “evil” he has a reputation to hold up. It’s kinda a win. 👀
Thanos, mid-planet-conquering: "Admiral, you have command, I have something extremely important to do." "Yes, sir. May I ask what it is?" Thanos, shit-eating grin widening like it only does once a year: "It's david's birthday"
@@timothyharris1125 christmas isn’t so laid back and casual, and it’s a lot more widespread. Of all things a pure evil villain could be doing, having a barbecue is not one i would think of.
I believe what’s more messed up is how thanos apparently saw this one girl as a threat and literally went back in time and messed up an important part of her life which was bumping into someone and literally on that women’s death bed thanos showed her what her life was actually suppose to be and how she made one of the biggest positive impact on the world and when she saw it all she died right away
"So why did Thanos mess with this guy every year?" *Doesn't answer question* (Edit) dang, I haven't checked this comment in like two weeks. I honestly didn't expect it to get a lotta likes, so that's cool, thanks.
I found it irritating too because they show content and leave a cliffhanger. Now i just eant to avoid this channel because its just another one to bait the masses
@@stabbydaddy8322 well i went through comments and learned that he just decided to fuck him for no specific reason..you could say he was bored of conquering and wiping population so, picked up a hobby.
@@stabbydaddy8322 that's the actual ending, the guy confronts Thanos and he just answered he did it because he could. The comic tackles the topic of the absurd, that's the philosophic notion that the universe doesn't care about meaning or purpose, some things happen just because
On his 25th, he actually does him a favor. If a grad school is burnt down, all students graduate automatically with a bachelors degree. Edit: Before you come after me saying ‘Grad schools not for a bachelor it’s for a PHD’ or something like that, my bad. Also Ik it’s not an actual rule. This comment is a joke.
For context: the actual reason is because one Day Thanos was at a bar and met a dude who was incredibly Petty, so petty that in order to keep the balance, he needs to be as Petty as him, so he choose David as his victim
yk that thanos was thinking “shit im gonna miss his birthday” while fighting the avengers
Lmaooo 😂🤦🏾♂️
Hhahahajhahahahahaj
Lmaooo hes acting like a boyfriend
The idea that thanos was bother by a loss not because it was a loss but because he wouldn’t ruin guys bday made me laugh for no reason
LMAO
I love how quickly it goes from "stole his blankey" to "straight up violent murder"
Murders plural😂
I bet Thanos remembered his birthday mid-fight and that gave the Avengers the edge they needed for a decisive win.
lol that one split second cost him a universe
Thanos while fighting the avengers "shii I almost forgot that guys birthday, gotta wrap this up a go quick"
On one hand, you can rest assured that Thanos will keep you alive in the face of his plans of destruction, if only to torment you each year.
On the other hand, well...
He is too powerful
😂
"Thanos isn't evil!! He's just doing his job!!!"
Thanos:
Is his job being a asshole?
I think so💀
I know this is a joke but MCU Thanos and comic book Thanos have completely different motives
am your 1000 my friend
Comics and movies are different
Thanos' therapist suggested that he needed an outlet for his rage. Thanks David.
I'm David
@@DarkDomain0001 umm sorry but its too late i wont do it again i promise sorry sorry.
@@udfkiddoYou need help?
@@udfkiddo How old are you now, David
Thanos just straight up went "Fuck this guy in particular"
”I will kill half the universe, but make it random who dies. But this man? This man suffers!“ 😂
@@colin0974 His existence was a crime in Thanos's eyes
Stolen comment
☠️☠️☠️
😂
Thanos: literally has the power to kill half the universe
Also him: steals a baby’s blanket
That's the evilest thing you could have done..
@@Knightpiecerules is to steal a blanket then slap him
*makes his gf break up with him by taking his phone*
To be fair all the things he did had no physical impact on him and the baby has nothing else to loose even if he decided to kill his parents it'd be more impactful if he did it when he was aware
@@P1yZ he did kill his parents lol
Even funnier than Santa Claus personally bringing darkseid a lump of coal every year on Christmas
That's one of my favorites right there
-sees baby in hospital
-decides to ruin his life
-refuses to elaborate further
-leaves
-Comes back exactly on his birthday
-Screws with a point in his life
-Leaves until next birthday
-Comes back again on the next birthday
-Ruins a part of his life
-Leaves until next birthday
-returns
Sigma
(apparently nobody likes this, but this was 100% a joke I didn’t actually mean it)
Based
Stealing a baby’s blanket is no doubt one of the most sinister acts in the marvel cinematic universe
You mean Marvel Comic Universe?
@@dr.kujojotaro no i do not
@@dr.kujojotaro no, no he does not.
I hate the baby of my dis friend is annoying
And the sister of my bday friend i think stole our birthday gift
Update:,they left
Thanos really sat in his chair one day and said "you know what, fuck David."
The Mike Tyson of Marvel!
Hi I'm David 😁
@@bigd1348 so that's the D stands for, huh?
@@KoiDen man people think some funny stuff about my username and I get so many laughs from it 😁
@@bigd1348 Hi david
He didn't get him fired, he killed his cat, it say so on-screen as he's saying it
Yeah, honestly. It’s not that hard to read the thing you’re making a video script on…
He's doing it on purpose to incite a reaction, you took the bait lol
He got him fired and killed his cat
@@TheCheeseMovesSideways he's doing it for the 'tards that eat up TH-cam shorts information like it's breakfast since misinformation is too rampant these days. we don't give a fuck about these fuckwad's bait💀
@@player_566-1he says that David did that himself
He told Thanos why. He thought it was for some higher purpose. Thanos looked this man in the eye and said I do it because I can. There's no reason behind it. I just can.
Oh so hes actually just a villian in the comics?
@@Marcu6495 Yeah man
I thought it was a comment, but it was you......DIOOO
@@Marcu6495 his motivation in the comics is just to imprees lady death, no grand galaxy saving plsn
Thanos in movies are in a different universe compare to the comics. So, I guess his story is different compare to the comics. Maybe his motives are different.
He actually says him getting fired was just "bad luck", he actually just killed his cat instead.
Which comic is this?
Nah bro, he did both.
😭
Honestly i acceptd him getting fired but killing HIS CAT ? Fuck you thanos
@@amirularsyad6072 Thanos Annual #1
Thanos, who most likely died in the comics, still revived himself to celebrate this guy's birthday
Talk about determination
Tenacious
I wonder what thanos would do if a innocent baby child bites him
W Dad😭
He was the guy that stepped up
How did I get this much likes?? Thx I guess
It's because he's metaphorically the one person in the entire universe who makes the amount of people exactly an odd number, so it can never be perfectly balanced.
@devhkango No, it's definitely just him.
Then just double the amount of people.
@@Crow_Risingbut then when you have the amount of people it just goes back to normal so nothing changed
@@Inuxxus Whenever you double an odd number it always becomes even.
@@Crow_Rising you're trying to add real logic to a funny comic bit, they just wanted thanos to have a funny side quest
"I know why you've been doing thi-"
"didn't ask" *_floods apartment_*
Bro got ratioed by thanos 💀
@@lilIAN97huh💀
😐
💀💀💀💀💀
I just noticed the title saying:
Thanos doing side quests
😂😂😂
Thanos's version of "felt cute, might delete later" and never deletes it.
i-😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And I thought Reverse-Flash was petty
Idk that jacked him off at super speed begs to differ.
He literally told The Flash I'm every bad day you ever had
@@josuemorales7082 literally
hes not even being petty here he just hates this guy
@@LunarDoor he does this to alot of people just to ruin they life
"I know why you do this."
"You found Wu"
"What's wu?"
"Wu asked?....."(Floods his apartment)
Underrated comment
Comic Thanos also gave Deadpool eternal life and a regenerative healing factor just to cock block him from being with death. Comic Thanos is beyond petty.
What’s funnier is that didn’t stop Deadpool from getting Lady Death
@@prod.kilvkrxcksxlvd8183 did not
Crazy part about that is Deadpool has been had regenativr healing dude was literally remade in a lab
@@account_made_for_posting
What is the purpose of this comment?
The guy you replied already had "did not" in his comment.
He didn't give him regeneration, only immortality. Also, he already revoked Deadpools immortality
The fact he apologized for missing his birthday is wild 😂😂😂
Ong
And when he warned him not to drink the punch.
@@YourGuyMaxAgreed 😭
Sorry for missing your birthday here's a black hole.
@@lvlHiveCan't have him drinking that and not being around for his next birthday.
nah bro thanos took this dude's existence personal
lol!
"It's just a prank bro"
@@7yearsoldcrow the prank:...
🤓
For no reason as well it was just random
Idk why this guy didn’t just go to the Avengers for protection every year. Could’ve had some cool birthday parties with them
Imagine going to the Avengers and just asking them for help cause Thanos will be ruining your birthday
The Avengers are bigger pricks than Thanos.
@@Spectre6604 Retarded reply.
@bryanwullner162 I mean that sounds perfectly reasonable, lol 😂
He was straight up murdering people
He tried to, but no one believed him.
Bro is the definition of "We do a little trolling"
This comment is legendary
A little? THIS MAN IS WEARING BLACK FORCES😂
@@RoninRay nah bro he’s just a bully fr 😭
@@RoninRay can ı have your cap ?
Just a miniscule tomfoolery
Bro really woke up one day and said, "Fuck this one guy in particular"
True💀
Sometimes Thanos just likes to be a dick to people cause he can.
I’ve done that in Minecraft before to a villager, gotta say I see the appeal
Come to think of it Sabretooth used to do this to Wolverine all the time by killing a lot of his Girlfriends and just F""king with him on his birthday, Wolverine still has trauma over it.
"David, I'm bored, I-I'm gonna ruin you."
Thanos in movie: Anti Vilian
Thanos in comic: Real Vilian
Villain is spelled with 2 L’s rather than 1 btw. Just to let you know
This version of Thanos is just funny 😂
Personal Villain
@@Foulgaz3 🤓
@@averageanimefan. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Thanos in movies: Sympathetic anti-villain
Thanos in Comics: M E N A C E
Also Comic Thanos: S I M P
in movies he is a genocide, only that
He's far worse in the MCU than in the comics. He doesn't even have a real motive in the MCU.
not sympathetic nor anti villain jsut villain XD dude could jsut halve the ressources needed or double the ressources instead ofcutting down half the population for thesame result so he's a dumbass
@@admaanhason7410yes he does, his motive is to bring balance and save the universe. He says this in the movie. How is that worse?
I like how Thanos and David have a sorta chill talk every time he shows up. "You got me fired?" "Woah what? nonono dude that was just unlucky... I killed your cat"
Let’s not forget how Thanos prevented a woman from going on to cure cancer just for shits and giggles.
Gonna make CIA and FBI agents didn't nothing wrong in here 😂😂😂
Not only cancer. That woman is about to cure every disease in the universe
What’s funny is that we’re pretty close to curing cancer in real life. At least some variants
@@jerryborjonYeah, Tell that to the ShitIA
@@jerryborjon🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Got him fired from 2 places
Made him give up hope
Actually thanos didnt get him fired, he only killed his cat
@@doraexplora6436 yeah that makes it better.
@@arthurcurry3212 it does
Still freaked up
@@p0p7art🤓
if you read the panel you literally show for the 27th, you can see thanos didnt get him fired. he killed his cat
you missed the part where on his 27th birthday when he got fired David asked "is that it?" and thanos basically said "oh no that wasn't me, your cats dead" 💀💀
200 likes and 0 replys? lemme fix that
@@JaydenkReynoldsscrew you
LMAAAO
Oh hell no I would've started throwing hands at that point. You do not mess with my cat
@@gachaperson3774throwing hands with…Thanos?
Thanos didn’t get him fired, he killed his cat.
And got him fired
@@sharmisthahatua1689 Thanos literally said in that panel, "No, bad luck."
@@sharmisthahatua1689 Nope, the guy just happened to get fired that day, nothing to do with Thanos
Imagine it was John Wick and Thanos killed his dog.
@@Bad_music_taste he dint wtf
OK, but Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes once.
But that's as many as four tens!
@@serotonin5852 And that's terrible.
Remember that he did it once, while Thanos………
@@Semi-Addict-Gamer ...but it was 40 cakes.
@@alexpineda5960 Thanos took his blanket away when he was………. 1 🥲
no one can convince me that thanos is reasonable this guy is straight evil
Thanos wasnt a wise ass in the comics, he was just a broken and evil person, very different from the movies.
@@alliii835huh???? In the movies he had a genuine reason at least, in the comics he does all of this based on emotions and feelings. Comic book thanos wouldn’t be adaptable in a movie because of how absurdly crazy he is.
@@TRUMP2024ILOVEAMERICA literally what i said
@@alliii835 you are right I’m sorry
@@TRUMP2024ILOVEAMERICA Comic book thanos was just a huge simp for lady death and wanted to torture and kill people to impress her
I love how they made sure that anyone with sympathy for Thanos is entirely unwarranted
He never deserved sympathy in the first place.
Movies changed his motivations. He originally killed half of all life in existence because he was simping for death and wanted her to think he was fuckable
Cant blame him@@Random_Lurker
@@Random_Lurkernot to mention even in the movie he’s got good intentions but is totally ignorant to the fact he has the fucking infinity gauntlet so mass genocide didn’t the only way to stop starvation
@@Imbettadenu Yeah the movies really miss the whole thing where he can just "solve" the whole finite resources problem. Motherfucker can literally just make new planets
@@Imbettadenu from what I know, the main argument against that is greed
Theory: they share the same birthday and as thanos little birthday gift to himself he causes the most pain to someone on the most important day of the year which makes him oh so happy as a lonely man.
Nah he’s not even lonely, just a prick 💀
He has Death lol
That's a good theory
@@niccat6052 nah thanos gets cuck by Deadpool
@@JoseJimenez-vc7we that's actually why Deadpool is immortal in some stories, thanos makes him immortal so he can never die and embrace lady death
@@niccat6052 Nah man Thanos ain't a prick he's the entire cactus
Thanos just was like " let's go fuck with specific person for the next 45 years "
I feel like He kept doing it on some mr. Krabs “and the next day. And the next day” shit I assume that’s why he said “happy birthday” at the end 😂
I love how Thanos jumps back and forth from causing minor inconveniences like stealing his blanket, to violating the Geneva Convention by commiting legitimate war crimes like when he poisoned his friends 😂
💀💀💀
@@insertGmailnameburned down the grad school too 💀
Because it's his son
He didn’t get him fired, he killed his cat.
Another infamous story has Thanos targeting a future cancer curer, by stopping her from saving an old lady on the road. This action literally leads to her becoming an empty individual with no goals in life, and as she sits on her death bed full of regrets, Thanos shows up and shows her the person she couldve been if he hadnt interferred.
Which was literally the happiest, and richest version of herself. He did all of this, just to fuck her over and not allow Earth a cure for cancer 😂
bro caught a couple L's and became THIS petty...
wow, just wow
@@r.x.v.x.nwhy..
It wasn’t just cancer and earth…she was supposed to do things that would have made the entire universe better…and he stopped her just to rub it in her face on her death bed.
@@piercemaciain4847 it's so strange to make thanos so petty😂😂😂😂
Base on a true story.
Okay, so here's the real reason.
When thanos was at a bar taking a break from his wipeout half the universe quest, he met a man wearing a yellow suit with a lightning bolt on his chest, claiming to be from another universe. The man was drunk on rocket fuel and started talking with thanos about his life and how he travels through time, ruining someone's day for a living and enjoying every second of it. Thanos, shocked at the man's pettiness, searched throughout his universe and found that there was no man as petty as the stranger in yellow, then finally his OCD kicked in and he relised that he had to be as petty as the stranger so that the pettiness scale wouldn't tip to one side and be "perfectly balanced" between two universes and chose David as his target for his life's second greatest quest
Context - the guy with the lightning bolt in this story/comment is reverse flash
@Slurpy Fc yea
Thanos doesn't even come close to RF in pettiness
Goddammit I hate RF 😢
@@steelymanfan7276 fax bro 😢
Reminds me of the time Thanos purposely ruined someone’s entire life by helping an old lady cross the street
Same
Same
Same
Please elaborate
@@notzombie3703 Someone (gonna call them Someone A) was going to bump into someone else (Someone B) which would start a chain of events that would eventually conspire into Someone A having a career built on curing things like cancer across the universe.
Thanos saw this future, then decided to help an old lady cross the street.
The bus that Someone A was riding did not stop for them until Thanos held out his hand, stopping the bus in its tracks.
By doing so, the time where Someone A could bump into Someone B passed by, and their life went in entirely different directions, with Someone A instead running an average life.
When Someone A was much older, however, Thanos visited her. He sat by her and showed her the future she could have had if she bumped into Someone B.
The future she could have had, if Thanos not stopped that bus on that fateful day.
Death: $10, ruin his life
Thanos: Bet.
Thanos: doesn’t even take the money
Thanos really raised this guy
You misspelled "razed"
@@carsonrush3352I hope this is a joke
@@carsonrush3352 You misspelled "reysed"
Bro owned him
@@reallifevibe razed means to destroy something
Well according to Thanos he didn't make him get fired that one time, he just killed his cat, him getting fired was just a coincidence
YESSSS, OMG, dude he didddd😊😊
Just killed his cat just
*Just*
@@doraexplora6436why are gays like this?
@@oldmanbiscuit7518 They're obnoxious
Y'all remember that time Ghost Rider kidnapped baby Thanos in an attempt to kill him but instead spent years ramrodding around the galaxy like a disgruntled dad with a child on a leash at Disneyworld?
That ended up with thanos as punisher jr right?
Cosmic ghost rider story was crazy, that was frank castle with as Herald of galactus and the spirit of vengeance.
Mandolorian Vol.2?
@@salamanderthegr8630 cosmic garou
Would you go back in time and kill baby thanks
Gamora: You need a hobby...
Thanos's hobby:
Really do be doin aide quests.
"aide quests,"
@@wantedLV5side
@@MirMdNasif aide
Thanos kinda like me in skyrim these hands are rated E 10+ because Bethesda is against child murder
@@MirMdNasif bro corrected someone pointing out that the original commenter wrote a word wrong
bro did a "Untill we meet agian" while flooding the mans house
department*
@@AVaporeonLol 😑
@@AVaporeonLol apartment*
Fr
He actually helped him by burning down his school. Dude got an automatic degree
damn
What a great friend 💀
@@mertyrdom ikr
Spider-Man’s writers are staring to get some competition
I hope Miles puts an end to that
Bro has his priorities straight
1.1k likes and no fucking comment?
Here you go, funny comment
@@He110__-- Language!
@@JustaJabberwocky bro just become bbh lmao
@@JustaJabberwocky English! Why are we yelling?!
For those wondering, it was because the guy, was actually thanos’ child.
Fr? Damn.
Dude you gotta be kidding right? Right am I?
Excuse me what the actual fuck?
Yes, it’s the equivalent to a dad going out to buy milk, but comes back because he failed at a new life, and decided to take his failure out on his child. Honestly I would’ve thought the kid would’ve been purple, I guess the human mom trait got that part in the DNA helix 🧬
Not true, it was literally told he did this because he just decided to fuck with this guy every year.
Imagine being titled as one of the most powerful beings in the MCU and still end up targeting this one particular mortal for no reason at all
There is a reason though. It’s because he can.
Apparently the reason is that he wanted to balance out Reverse Flash's pettyness
@@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 It was me, Thrawn.
I love the part where you explained why he did it to him.
Where in the video did he say he was going to?
@@randomtuber331literally the start, are you not listening?
@@lmao_bozo9466 rewatch the video an tell me where he said he was going to explain why. Please tell me and be so dead ass
I would like an explanation too this video has confused me
@@randomtuber331it was sarcasm
props to the guy for coming back after so many traumatic and major setbacks time and time again. dude should have become a superhero with that level of perseverance
That man could become the next spiderman if Peter retire and Miles get the ultimate Peter treatment.
Suprised this wasn’t a “# likes, no comment, let me fix that” comment
Thanos just because the girl you liked left you for a red and black (technically) immortal guy with cancer doesnt mean you have an excuse to do this mane 💀
Thanny be on that incel grind
FACTS
Dude really should have gone to the Avengers on his b-day. Even if Thanos didn't show up that day Tony could probably be convinced to have an AI keep an eye on the dude for a year or two. Especially if the guy showed everything that's happened to him and pointed out how statistically improbable it all is.
Yes
he tried that if i recall thanos fucked him over by not fucking him over thus leaving the avengers to write his claims off then came back once they left to do his thing
well not really can you imagine you coming up to the avengers tower and saying the avenger's worst enemy visits you in your birthday just to fuck up with your life? you'd sound insane by saying that out loud, even if he tried getting footage of thanos ruining his life thanos would probably know
Well, it was proven Thanos just wanted to fuck with the guy and didn't care how, so more than likely Thanos would have just kept killing his friends and loved ones.
@@Masterchief1856 LOL!
This is reverse flash level of petty 😂
>Find random baby
>Troll him every birthday
>Miss one birthday
>Apologize
>Ruin his life
>Guy shares his theory on why Thanos hates him
>”I don’t care lmao”
>Flood apartment
>Refuses to elaborate
Thanos took " happy bad birthday "
In next lvl.
Nice pfp
>Leaves
Chad shit fr
@@santiagoacevedo528chad lost it’s meaning istg
I like to think somehow Thanos knew that this guy couldve been a huge threat to Thanos so he orchestrated a terrible life for this one random guy.
Well in one comic, thanos stopped some woman from making the world a better place, just by helping an old lady cross the road and when the woman he stopped wasted her life like a normal person, he went to her when she was dying and showed her everything she could have accomplished if he hadn't helped that old lady
@@kanerowan1534 I've seen that one, makes me want to better in life
@@kanerowan1534 that’s so fucked wtf
I feel like giving his actions more meaning of them, I mean name one other villain that literally spends all their time doing every evil thing they want to do from little things like ruining one man's life bc he can to wiping out half the universe man's is just pure evil he don't care what he does as long it hurts somebody😂😂
Its actually not the first time he's done this either.
Thanos while fighting the Avengers: "Fuck, I gonna miss David's birthday"
Yeah
Lmao
"Hey, Avengers? What if I told you I knew where you could find Thanos once each year?"
Imagine telling the cops it was Thanos who poisoned your friends😂😂
Eh It's Marvel I'm sure they'll believe that right....right
I wrote this at 4 am after watching some injustice memes lmao
@@GrandLynx-kp2zi Mf said DC 💀💀💀
@@itskamon1848What are you on about? Don't you know Thanos and the Avengers are DC owned? Have you been living under a rock?
@@itskamon1848 that's because it is DC
@@parklez3250 Yes, I have been living under a rock.
Ive never seen Thanos happier than when he surprised David, while grilling hamburgers
I wonder how Thanos’s children feel about their father messing up with a a completely random dude.
@@Alternative_Alba they probably hate the dude, it's more attention they ever got in their entire life
For those who dont know, thanos was simping for death( the incarnation or physical manifestation of death was a female) and since he wanted her so badly he decided to kill half of the universe and mess up this mans life for her because she liked the suffering and death, she still rejected him.
Is that the actual reason? I mean i knew he was a massive simp for Death, and knew about the reason behind him killing half of the universe. But i genuinely thought it had to do with the soul stone as a form of re energizing in the sence it was like a battery for the cosmic powers of the other stones.
@@shaded9989 little bro was a side quest. If bro lived to be 45 that means he was going to outlive the avengers.
@@shaded9989 I mean in the comics, he cock blocked Deadpool so 🗿
Damn bro dat shit sucks
since when the fuck is lady death a sadistic psychopath? (/gen) isn't the personification of death portrayed as gentle and welcoming in most iterations? the concept of killing people to turn her on is so weird... like no. just no. let's not do that
The guy: I'M FREE!
Thanos: *nuh uh*
Thanos after losing a twitter argument be like
Buddy went far to his second life and ruined his ass 💀💀💀
Because when you're the top villain, it's the little evils that matter most.
Beautiful.
Top villain?....
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!
weirdly adorable for Thanos to apologize for missing David's birthday.
...before swallowing his house with a black hole
@@Alpharelic so thanos the mass killer, max titan, the one the avengers struggle with. The man who has met lady death, the man who is stronger than the hulk and will kill you for his own plans.
This guy shows up to your birthday every year, tell you happy birthday. Doesn’t kill you. Speaks to you. Even apologizes for missing one birthday.
The guys gotta do something “evil” he has a reputation to hold up.
It’s kinda a win. 👀
@@SalTheSlime. the evil part is what he does after saying happy birthday, maybe you missed it.
@@ludvig3242 like I said, the guy has a reputation to hold up.
@UC_KQpBb6-ZaedLwXaRglGOg We should all be more like him
"Why must you torment me?"
"It's funny."
David is stronger than all of us.
I barely lasted long enough to start drinking before I gave up, this dude made it to *45.*
Thanos: " We Engage in a Mild Amount of Tomfoolery. "
Goofy ahh thanos?
The fact the comic producers sat down and thought about this one day makes it all the more funnier
Its more a surprise why no hero's ever tried to help this guy in 45 years.
It's just a prank bro
The prank:
Thanos, mid-planet-conquering:
"Admiral, you have command, I have something extremely important to do."
"Yes, sir. May I ask what it is?"
Thanos, shit-eating grin widening like it only does once a year:
"It's david's birthday"
Fucking lol
I imagined him doing the Grinch smile
*Thanos casually barbecuing*
Perfection
He once celebrated Christmas
@@timothyharris1125 christmas isn’t so laid back and casual, and it’s a lot more widespread. Of all things a pure evil villain could be doing, having a barbecue is not one i would think of.
Imagine being universally strong and yet doing barbecue near fhe person you want to prank
For the 27th thanos actually did not get him fired from his job. As he said, it was a coincidence. He killed his cat…
I believe what’s more messed up is how thanos apparently saw this one girl as a threat and literally went back in time and messed up an important part of her life which was bumping into someone and literally on that women’s death bed thanos showed her what her life was actually suppose to be and how she made one of the biggest positive impact on the world and when she saw it all she died right away
The one girl was the one to cure cancer
Isnt he a guy?
@@mrcomputer6175 we are talking about a different time when thanos messes with humanity for pettiness
Dude Thanos is a dick
Thanos actually didn't get him fired, he just came by to tell him that he killed his cat.
"So why did Thanos mess with this guy every year?"
*Doesn't answer question*
(Edit) dang, I haven't checked this comment in like two weeks. I honestly didn't expect it to get a lotta likes, so that's cool, thanks.
I found it irritating too because they show content and leave a cliffhanger. Now i just eant to avoid this channel because its just another one to bait the masses
Yeah it's fucked up
@@stabbydaddy8322 well i went through comments and learned that he just decided to fuck him for no specific reason..you could say he was bored of conquering and wiping population so, picked up a hobby.
@@stabbydaddy8322 that's the actual ending, the guy confronts Thanos and he just answered he did it because he could.
The comic tackles the topic of the absurd, that's the philosophic notion that the universe doesn't care about meaning or purpose, some things happen just because
@@inn5268 oh wack i didnt know my b
Actually thanos didnt get him fired from his job, what thanos did for his 27th bday was killing his cat
Guy is lucky he had someone visit him on every birthday he had.
He watched his dad get crushed inside of a car at the age of 5 “lucky” isn’t the word I’d use to describe him
@@cjmodmanboom8518that aint his real dad 💀 Thanos is his dad that's why keep showing up on his birthdays.
@@Mr-Monday69 wow,talk about fatherly love
@@cjmodmanboom8518 💀
Missed the joke dumbahh@@cjmodmanboom8518
"Dont care, didnt ask."
*Floods apartment, refuses to elaborate, and leaves.*
“Dear avengers, if you wanna stop Thanos, come to this address on this date”
"roasting that one friend just to get ur crush attention" but at another level☠️
Guy; exist
Thanos:And I took that personal
He just needed some one he knew he could beat with no consequences. Thanos is that kind of guy.
I love that you didn't even end up telling us the reason
Seriously like wtf
I think we need this as a marvel mini series, it would be hilarious
I’m surprised my guy made it to 45… bros got some tenacity not off himself especially after his father, friends, and home was demolished
I mean, if he died, there wouldn't be anymore of his birthdays to ruin.
even if he did died before his 45th Thanos would probably just bring him back to life lol (if he had the infinity stones)
On his 25th, he actually does him a favor. If a grad school is burnt down, all students graduate automatically with a bachelors degree.
Edit: Before you come after me saying ‘Grad schools not for a bachelor it’s for a PHD’ or something like that, my bad. Also Ik it’s not an actual rule. This comment is a joke.
... Are they trying to encourage martyrdom through arson...?
@@sytritewarum5720 maybe, who knows?
If you’re in grad school your working towards your masters or PhD.
That's the point. It was burned down after he graduated.
@@jonathonchastain491 why-
For context: the actual reason is because one Day Thanos was at a bar and met a dude who was incredibly Petty, so petty that in order to keep the balance, he needs to be as Petty as him, so he choose David as his victim
Thanos doesnt need a reason, he's just evil
Thanos didn't get him fired, he just killed his cat
He did both
@@nobeans8366 nope, in the comic he specifically said he didn’t cause that, just he killed his cat
"just"
@@nobeans8366it was just bad luck and a really convenient coincidence
Oh I saw another vid about thanks doing this and they said he got him fired
Thanos really said “Nah this bitch cry too loud”
🤣🤣🤣 talk about petty texting the girlfriend had me dead 💀
Imagine thanos waking up one day and says "you know what? I'm gonna ruin this particular guy's life for no reason whatsoever"