Everything Wrong With Maleficent: Mistress of Evil In Horny Minutes

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  • @comensee2461
    @comensee2461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3506

    The thing that killed me with this movie is the Fey and Humans are literally committing genocide on each other and everyone stops to have a wedding before the corpses are even cold.

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Looooool I hadn't even thought about that.

    • @kallimaynard2358
      @kallimaynard2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      sounds like a disney movie to me imo

    • @xxllamaborrachaxx9374
      @xxllamaborrachaxx9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Yeah, they were like: "Oh hey! You just murdered all of my childhood friends in a quite horrific manner right in front of me, but those kids are getting married, so I guess that makes us buddies now :D"

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I know. I think its crazy how Aurora refuses to believe that the fairies are anything but totally harmless, when they literally rip other beings apart, and you know one literally killed her father and abducted her..... I think Aurora has a serious case of Stockholm Syndrome.

    • @loulu8699
      @loulu8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr. i knew i wasnt the inly one!

  • @Squidlark
    @Squidlark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3827

    "I've loved you since the moment I met y-"
    "SKIP!"
    Imagine doing that in real life.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Surprised he didn't sin him having a different face lol

    • @thecraziestcrayon
      @thecraziestcrayon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I say that all the time when I'm watching a show and the romance annoys me. I just fast forward through it

    • @Mimsacool
      @Mimsacool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Priscilla Jimenez I think we can blame that on him not remembering anything about the previous film. To anyone else it's super obvious

    • @DoReMi123acb
      @DoReMi123acb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *cries in tinder and everyother dating site*

    • @diamondjub2318
      @diamondjub2318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      video game relationships be like

  • @Deadman6
    @Deadman6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    "For some reason she was still hated" Wow, someone actually wrote that.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th 👍

    • @JLuke2oo7
      @JLuke2oo7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Somebody actually got paid to write that......

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JDoGGYDiZZLE ikr

    • @jcking3156
      @jcking3156 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d pay them to write that

    • @julianaFinn
      @julianaFinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right??? Just bad bad writing ✍ 😪

  • @Fleato
    @Fleato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Literally this movie starts out with "the first movie didnt matter and were just making the same movie again"

    • @Azayth103
      @Azayth103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But this time we get to see more wings!

  • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
    @ecliptorcalrissian5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3766

    I can't wait for "Everything Wrong With Cats in Jellicle Minutes."

    • @Beany2007FTW
      @Beany2007FTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @Elisa Castro Confused, ashamed boner minutes....

    • @stasia6103
      @stasia6103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      “Everything wrong with cats in bad cgi minutes”

    • @donaldtusk2678
      @donaldtusk2678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Add an s on the first word

    • @larrypoppins6273
      @larrypoppins6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Beany2007FTW I have no idea why, but I'm literally having an area 51 raid inside me to not get turned on by that goddamn Taylor Swift cat. It's traumatizing, but for some reason, it's kinda hot.

    • @officialreddit9421
      @officialreddit9421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      crusade minutes*

  • @BarkingCur
    @BarkingCur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    I like Maleficent a lot better when she was unapologetically evil. She makes a much better villain than a poorly conceived, misunderstood heroine.

    • @martijnstuart95
      @martijnstuart95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Her name literally means evil. However came up with the idea for these movies was definitely high.

    • @PanSpaceman
      @PanSpaceman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Honestly her being good wouldn't even be so bad if she was like, the "necessary evil" type or anything. So far she's mainly been a victim of evil humans and hated for it. I guess that's how fae-cism works.

    • @Vitosi4ek1
      @Vitosi4ek1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      It's like Hollywood has a boner for multi-dimensional and "misunderstood" characters. Nearly every famous villain's origin story has been rewritten so he starts out as a good guy turning bad via external circumstances. Guys, Maleficent being viciously evil is a feature, not a bug, it's a fairy tale for fuck's sake. Fairy tales aren't known for having particularly fleshed-out characters, and that's okay, that's why people like them.

    • @BarkingCur
      @BarkingCur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Vitosi4ek1 Agreed. To me, the original Maleficent was not evil because she was someone's victim, but because she chose to be. That was what made her a great villain.

    • @Vitosi4ek1
      @Vitosi4ek1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@BarkingCur It's not even that. The original story, to my knowledge, doesn't explain why she's evil at all. And that's by design: since fairy tales are (theoretically) stories told by parents to kids though countless generations (of course slightly changing each time), the story we know might be many thousands of iterations away from the original. Maybe Maleficent's origins were actually explained initially, but were lost in time as people didn't consider them to be important enough.

  • @mightyleafster
    @mightyleafster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Yeah the fact that they didn’t mourn the deaths and just had a wedding angered me I’ll be honest

    • @FivePotter
      @FivePotter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ikr

    • @fersho450
      @fersho450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It also angered me when aurora stopped maleficent from killing the one person (the Queen) that committed genocide on fairies lol

    • @mightyleafster
      @mightyleafster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fersho450 right???

    • @oc9357
      @oc9357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      12:24 " yeah that deserved 1000 sins Minimum"

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    I love all the names for the three creepy-looking "good fairies".

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Huey, Dewey, and Louie? yea same

    • @mr.vee4127
      @mr.vee4127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      8:33 when Jeremy made up an Ed, Edd, an Eddie reference 😂

    • @amethishi
      @amethishi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He also could have called the Blossom, Bubbles & Buttercup. I think you can figure why...

    • @ernestomiloli8414
      @ernestomiloli8414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember being kinda freaked by d 1st movie as a kid especially d God awful CGI, I was scared easily

    • @julianaFinn
      @julianaFinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was my favourite part as well 🤪😁

  • @MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing
    @MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    "unpeeled red onions"
    those are pomegranates my dude

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well
      NOW I KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
      XD

    • @yassinethegrey3945
      @yassinethegrey3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      NO NO NO POMEGRANATES !

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao and they are delicious! Just don't eat them wearing expensive clothes like royals or something lol

    • @samfordja
      @samfordja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Cinemasins just got sinned. lol. Not red onions. Who puts red onions on a table?

    • @mattk6101
      @mattk6101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And you can't the Great wall from space. Dude's not even trying anymore lol

  • @darkside4762
    @darkside4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    OG Maleficent: "Now shall you deal with me, o prince, and all the powers of hell!"
    Writer: So I'm thinking we go with a misunderstood victim angle...

    • @vladimirseesyouwatchyourba8928
      @vladimirseesyouwatchyourba8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darkside tried and done before it makes me want to do bomb making tutorials to blow up Disney!

    • @lullabyluna7170
      @lullabyluna7170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Which could’ve been done beautifully if it wasn’t the same “she’s evil but misunderstood” shit. Like why did she have to be evil again? They could’ve easily had the town get along with her and the queen still do her evil queen shit. But I do see where your coming from, I’d prefer if she stayed evil but we still got backstory instead of her becoming little goody two shoes. Next thing you know they’re going to make the villain from princess and the frog, an misunderstood victim too...

  • @havva.n.6855
    @havva.n.6855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    “How to train your Maleficent 3....the hidden world”
    Hahahaha i laughed so hard:)

  • @jadeshadowsong9968
    @jadeshadowsong9968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    why did they kill off the exposition dark fey? There was no reason to. He didn't spend enough time on screen to warrant a meaningful death.
    Also not enough Diaval. I just really like Diaval.

    • @cloud_sauce
      @cloud_sauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      True and true.

    • @jadeshadowsong9968
      @jadeshadowsong9968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cloud_sauce Thank you.

    • @evelynnarrington1650
      @evelynnarrington1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Never enough Diaval

    • @jadeshadowsong9968
      @jadeshadowsong9968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@evelynnarrington1650 I need a spin-off starring him.

    • @notnobodynotknowhow8992
      @notnobodynotknowhow8992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pretty sure Exposition Fey was killed because he was also the only Fey who said he was against going to war with the humans and wanted Maleficent, the most powerful one, to lead them into a peaceful solution... So, by storytelling by numbers rules, as the Voice Of Reason, he dies so Stubborn Protagonist is forced to rethink their refusal to listen to reason initially.

  • @hugomendoza5665
    @hugomendoza5665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    The best part of this video is definitely the different trio names Jeremy comes up w for the fairies.

    • @blob.e9240
      @blob.e9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Definitely

  • @jadelee6555
    @jadelee6555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    4:26 Did CinemaSins really just call those, "Unpeeled red onions"??
    *THEY'RE POMEGRANATES* 😭😂

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Unpeeled pomegranates is just as dumb to have just stacked in the middle of the table like that too though...

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Persephone to Cinema Sins: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and from a distance they look like red onions, bully for you for taking the extra brainpower to identify them properly but honestly no one else cares.
      Also, in case you are getting super pissed at him calling the hedgehog in the movie Sonic, its not Sonic. And those are pixies, not the 3 duck kids from ducktales, nor are they chipmunks.
      In a nutshell, its a joke, why does it matter.

    • @AhavaMath
      @AhavaMath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheGoldenDunsparce Dude, that's how everyone in my family eats pomegranates.

    • @asnowballinhell
      @asnowballinhell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No pomegranates! No! No! No! No! No!

  • @blueskiesandstarrynights
    @blueskiesandstarrynights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    "For some reason people saw Maleficent as the bad guy so everyone hated her"
    This should have been a sin: undoing happy endings at the end of the last movie because sequels. It's lazy and stupid. Find some other sequel idea Disney.

    • @ronanelliott9709
      @ronanelliott9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sequel idea: Stop making them

    • @NeoluceKV
      @NeoluceKV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      just pretend the sequel doesn't exist then :V

    • @FulcanMal
      @FulcanMal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, he did sin this basically. But he instead focused on the fact that she is still referred to as Mistress of Evil.

    • @mii_kay4514
      @mii_kay4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It makes sense, because even if she was good and the princess liked her in the happy ending, she still is the reason everythring went to shit, so the normal peasants have a right to still ahte her and be afraid of ehr magic

    • @vladimirseesyouwatchyourba8928
      @vladimirseesyouwatchyourba8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flipping- Flerken it’s disney if the idea makes money copy and paste with editing in different parts. It is the Disney way the greedy bastards

  • @mustashee
    @mustashee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "All are welcome!"
    Ooh, that's nice!
    "... And all are expected!"
    Is that a threat?

  • @BakuraRy0
    @BakuraRy0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    So the fairies get called "Huey, Dewey, and Louie", and "Alvin, Simon, and Theodore", among others, but not "Snap, Crackle, and Pop", or "Three out of Five Power Rangers"?

    • @shadowmatrix0101
      @shadowmatrix0101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't you dare insult Snap, Crackle, and Pop! You take that back!! -.-

    • @IamGROOT-zx3lo
      @IamGROOT-zx3lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or Larry , Moe and Curly🤷‍♀️

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about the three amigos or three blind mice or three of the oceans 11.

    • @poutineausyropderable7108
      @poutineausyropderable7108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Snap crackle and pop are the best name of time derrivative of positions.

    • @Mousemanmouse
      @Mousemanmouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blue green and red are popular colors

  • @alfiona7951
    @alfiona7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    *How to train your Maleficent* is a movie I'd actually watch.

    • @stephenrice2063
      @stephenrice2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bad Maleficent! Bad, bad Maleficent! I just washed that carriage!

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flap flap

    • @eliquesada445
      @eliquesada445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @Luke-gc6ei
      @Luke-gc6ei 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually thought about how to train your dragon when I saw this movie.

  • @TheWolf-dm4wb
    @TheWolf-dm4wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    You forgot one...how did the humans know the dark fye were coming and knew exactly how to defeat them ...I mean they've been hiding for hundreds of years

    • @robertsmall5168
      @robertsmall5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He also forgot to ask how the girl knew when and where to shoot Maleficent

    • @kenpachi2607
      @kenpachi2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the iron mixed with the flower.

    • @TheWolf-dm4wb
      @TheWolf-dm4wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Antonio Groomes what I mean is they their troop formations on the walls are perfectly set up for the anticipation of a attack of a “ extinct” airborne race

    • @kenpachi2607
      @kenpachi2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheWolf-dm4wb oh yeah, you're right about that. A lot of plot holes in this one

    • @talia8322
      @talia8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      When the castle crier kid shot maleficent, she saw another fey rescued her and the Queen somehow already predicted that she will bring her 'friends' to fight back. But humans don't know the number of feys remained.. So yeah, it could be sinned for that

  • @patrickmalone566
    @patrickmalone566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    "Why do they call this 'Mistress of Evil' when Maleficent does almost nothing evil?"
    Just maybe it's referring to another character in the movie? Is that possible?

    • @theepicoshawott
      @theepicoshawott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The title alone turned me off, then the trailer made me less interested, because the whole point of the previous film was her becoming... Not evil?

    • @plant416
      @plant416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      They had no ideas for the title. I’m 100% sure of it

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The characterization is lazy and stupid. The fairies actually do some pretty terrible things, but you know, they're meant to be the goodies. Soooo.

    • @lwazikm8203
      @lwazikm8203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If you listen to the intro exposition you would understand why it's called Mistress of Evil. It's the part where they broke down that the story of Maleficent was spread to cause people to fear her in the kingdom. And the queen even admits that it was part of her plan.

    • @shaheernadeem3990
      @shaheernadeem3990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think they call her mistress of evil from the perspective of humans

  • @stevensimmons6766
    @stevensimmons6766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    youtube commenters: those aren't red onions they're pomegranate's
    jeremy: those aren't red onions they're pomegranate's cliche

  • @PretenderCS
    @PretenderCS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    The title should be: Maleficent: Mistress of Convenience

    • @malayus7155
      @malayus7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol true

    • @YouTubeExplore777
      @YouTubeExplore777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Horny convenience 💦👅

    • @remeez3169
      @remeez3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This Movie Recently Come out.
      This MotherCunt have a Problem with this Movie too.
      We feel Sorry for this Man.
      SORROWFUL LIFE
      He waiting to make his Own Movie! And it will be Fucking awful

    • @p.sthedrunkgamer6424
      @p.sthedrunkgamer6424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@remeez3169 why you mad?

    • @remeez3169
      @remeez3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@p.sthedrunkgamer6424 Not at all

  • @kittyhaley7840
    @kittyhaley7840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Is no one going to mention that the queen turns male when she's in goat form...?

    • @cloud_sauce
      @cloud_sauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Wait, she does? That's hilarious!
      But are you sure what you saw weren't udders?

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Those are udders. We had goats awhile ago.

    • @melonsoup9058
      @melonsoup9058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well we don’t know for sure she’s female

    • @johnbolainez6751
      @johnbolainez6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hold up

    • @meat7490
      @meat7490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Eh it’s 2020, anything goes

  • @kyleanderson4068
    @kyleanderson4068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love it when a film is so physically dark that it's impossible to see anything in the movie when it's not in a theater

  • @GraveDigger35
    @GraveDigger35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    My family's reaction to Maleficent "dying"
    My mom: In tears (why, i have no idea)
    My sister: Wut
    Me and my dad: She's coming back.....because disney

    • @crystala7x182
      @crystala7x182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Aww it’s adorable that your mom has not been jaded by movies as we are :)

    • @GraveDigger35
      @GraveDigger35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@crystala7x182 she cries at ever sad scene in movies, even if it was obvious when it was coming

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GraveDigger35 How many "families" do you have?

    • @broadwaybutterfly310
      @broadwaybutterfly310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not gonna lie I was both in tears *and* saying that she was coming back because Disney. I'm really weak for emotional scenes

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@broadwaybutterfly310 That's why these idiotic movies do well (generally anyway, no one like this garbage that much) because people like you are weak minded and easily manipulated.

  • @raffy234
    @raffy234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "I think someone was faking their metall allergy for attention" almost made me spit out the rice I was eating. 10/10

  • @Mad-RCandHOBBY
    @Mad-RCandHOBBY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Aren't the eleventy thousand candles on all the floor-standing lamp thingies providing enough light?"
    😂👍

    • @julianaFinn
      @julianaFinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That cracked me up as well. And the fact that a candle chandelier would drip wax.... Classic

  • @jozanamsihassapadelima7557
    @jozanamsihassapadelima7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    am i the only one who noticed that when the queen said start music how did the girl heard it was her cue to start playing the organ? the chapel is way far from the tower ..

  • @lenastorm6280
    @lenastorm6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    3:46 Also, her wearing skulls of dozens of birds is realy messed up twoards her crow/raven-friend Diaval!

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Unless they died of natural causes?
      #RememberAllBirds

    • @tanyaken2365
      @tanyaken2365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Actually crows attack and feed on smaller bird. So it wouldn't be offensive

    • @lenastorm6280
      @lenastorm6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tanya ken Oh, right! I forgot that!

    • @cloud_sauce
      @cloud_sauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@tanyaken2365 Well yeah, but there's literally a scene where, while dinning with the king and queen, they are served some kind of fried bird. And both Diaval and Maleficent act weird, as if insulted. All the while she's wearing the damn skulls!

    • @ningenshikkaku2042
      @ningenshikkaku2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cloud_sauce I would argue that wearing them and eating them are a bit...different.

  • @davincent98
    @davincent98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    Of course the Queen has a Batcave, she's Catwoman.

    • @pisceandreamer3068
      @pisceandreamer3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I had that same thought lol

    • @nathaliemartel64
      @nathaliemartel64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Then it should be called a Catcave.

    • @dreadz3758
      @dreadz3758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no one "that's the joke.jpg"?

    • @BrianAtkens
      @BrianAtkens 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha genius!🤣

  • @bunnieear2831
    @bunnieear2831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    10:40 It’s disintegrating the Fey because they’re descendants from the Phoenix. Since Phoenixes turn into ash when they die, that’s what the Fey are doing as well.

    • @zebfirehd9102
      @zebfirehd9102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      expect for the part where phoenixes are reborn from said ashes so obvious that plan is doom to backfire

    • @BrightLord1823
      @BrightLord1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zebfirehd9102 forgot that now didn't we Disney

    • @johnbolainez6751
      @johnbolainez6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought only malefacent was the only decendant of the Phoenix Bc she has those powers

    • @chanmarr8118
      @chanmarr8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought they were turning into birds since everyone was turning into their origins.

    • @techgo4431
      @techgo4431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zebfirehd9102 which is how Maleficent was able to come back but I am guessing because the others aren't direct descendants of the Phoenix(whatever that means) they weren't able to come back.

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Also, that queen was borderline furious, clearly fearing for her life, all the plans she made her entire life were ruined, her kingdom was being destroyed
    But when she is turned into a goat
    She automatically becomes the chillest goat in the universe

  • @aufowithwificoverage3328
    @aufowithwificoverage3328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    “I swear the actors actions are so nakedly manufactured that they might as well be carrying their scripts around with them in the scenes”
    *HA HA HA HA HA HA*
    Oh Jeremy

    • @salmanuel4053
      @salmanuel4053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love the image.

    • @sekaihatsu
      @sekaihatsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you mean Robin Hood: Men in Tights? Because they did it better.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sekaihatsu That's what I was thinking. "Um, it would have if Mel Brooks made it!"

  • @KarthanRouge
    @KarthanRouge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "Nothing like multiple war casualties to get us worked up for some intense gland to gland combat." - CinemaSins 2020
    Never change, you bastard, never change...

    • @davidmcmahon4633
      @davidmcmahon4633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah like in Man of Steel with Lois and him making out surrounded by all those demolished buildings and the folks trapped inside dying while they do it.

    • @Ginrikuzuma
      @Ginrikuzuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I lost it at gland to gland combat

  • @Joshplv
    @Joshplv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Ed, Edd, & Edith" sent my sides straight into orbit xD

  • @kooki85
    @kooki85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    They're pomegranates, and while I know this isn't historically accurate, using exotic fruit for table dressing was a thing.

    • @FhangMedia
      @FhangMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's complete fiction so who cares about historical accuracy? it isn't historical!

  • @staytooned3839
    @staytooned3839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    I lost it when he said Alvin, Simon, and Theodore

    • @dromie5059
      @dromie5059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish he'd sin the Chipmunks movies

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's not wrong

    • @alexcollazo6185
      @alexcollazo6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No when the faries wear red green and blue

    • @ernestomiloli8414
      @ernestomiloli8414 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dromie5059me 2, it would be hilarious

  • @ramel684
    @ramel684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "On the moors"
    Moors are upland wilderness areas, being on the moor is the same as being on a wild hill

    • @deadfred821
      @deadfred821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes.... which is why they chose to play on the word. The land 8s6 obviously not moor or jungle & another meaning of moor is what Africans were called when they ruled southern Europe. Moor is also what you do when you tie a boat to a dock or post (which was probably too difficult of a meaning to fit into that smart ass retort).

    • @Drengade
      @Drengade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@deadfred821 It is also a shortening of moorfolk, literally the people who live on moors

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just curious, are you selflessly explaining the reference to the viewers or are trying to pointlessly correct and/or make sense out of a Sin? If the former, thanks for the info; if the latter, why bother?

    • @Drengade
      @Drengade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@memorra he seemed genuinely confused, just wanted to help

    • @Stevarooni
      @Stevarooni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stick to the road. Beware the moors.

  • @rileyviellion4999
    @rileyviellion4999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Cinemasins: “Ah sudden green bean people!!”
    Me: That’s racist.

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “There are too many humans!”
    *”He is right.”*
    I laughed SO HARD.

  • @jaysusjay3907
    @jaysusjay3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    As many has said before, why watch the movie when CinemaSins is here.

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      exactly

    • @gdolphy
      @gdolphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      would you like 3d, IMAX or cinema sins tickets for the 8pm showing?

    • @Bigfitz2
      @Bigfitz2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially in this case this movie was really bad

    • @34autigers
      @34autigers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well I'd rather see the entire movie then have cinema sins shit on small parts of the movie

  • @gabeb4396
    @gabeb4396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    All the names y'all cycled through for the pixies was freaking fantastic.

  • @asterunum
    @asterunum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    No discount Harry Potter at the 11111 candles? No discount rapunzel at the shinning flower? You deceived me cinemasins.

    • @dreamyanon5151
      @dreamyanon5151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nerea Fernández because it makes more sense in magical Harry Potter and fantasy of tangled than here

  • @user-im7yf7lj6o
    @user-im7yf7lj6o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Hahahahaha! He’s just like:
    “END! JUST END!”
    With such a painful voice 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @34autigers
      @34autigers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least he didn't use the laugh

  • @tomswiftyphilo2504
    @tomswiftyphilo2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "unpeeled red onion" the real sin is that you've lived this long without ever tasting a pomegranate

    • @CalamariZander
      @CalamariZander 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...so ......i dont even know what that is

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tom SwiftyPhilo ikr?

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FreakyFilmZ OMG! HOW! HOW!? HOOOOWW!?
      joke it is a joke just in case.

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CalamariZander ...

    • @tomswiftyphilo2504
      @tomswiftyphilo2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@CalamariZander I lowkey wish I were you right now. Some people get turned off by the amount of time it takes to peel or by the seeds, but the taste of your first perfectly ripe pomegranate is up there with your first kiss. get out there and get some of that sweet sweet action!

  • @TheJonny429
    @TheJonny429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    4:30 red onions?!? Those are clearly pomegranates : (

    • @zfot5712
      @zfot5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i was about to comment that, thank god im not the only one who saw that

    • @AmeliaBerrelia
      @AmeliaBerrelia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly, that's worse. How are you supposed to open them without staining everything?

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *NO POMEGRANATES!!!*

    • @deadfred821
      @deadfred821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agent: Woops!
      Writer: Woopsie!
      Me: 🤣

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But if you're blind, you'll never know what they are.

  • @user-kv5jk5dg5n
    @user-kv5jk5dg5n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Diaval is not a crow, he's a raven. Those are different birds.

  • @rexcorvorum4262
    @rexcorvorum4262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    No one:
    Whoever the f*ck was in charge of the candles: *L E T T H E R E B E L I G H T*

  • @egg-mr4kf
    @egg-mr4kf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Unpeeled red onions"
    *Did you mean:* Pomegranate

  • @patriciabusch4599
    @patriciabusch4599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Eleventy thousand candles"
    That took me out! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bilbosmile1175
    @bilbosmile1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Philip getting a magic flower thingy from his mother to give to Aurora was the biggest disappointment of this movie for me. I actually found the queen's plan of blaming Maleficent for the death of the king a very solid plan, but throughout the movie she goes from Scar levels of evil plans to Robbie Rotten levels of evil plans.
    Oh and let's also not forget the entire war between the feys and the people which feels like it should be the ending to a generic trilogy of teen movies a la hunger games but is forced in our throats in half a movie.

    • @nosferatu3726
      @nosferatu3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plot and Character developement and consistency dont matter when money is invovled

  • @eliseetoile1300
    @eliseetoile1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "Why is the castle crier a 10-year-old kid?"
    Uh... It's a 34 year-old woman?

    • @robo-nidai4236
      @robo-nidai4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait, really? Is this like the actor who played Isaac in the first 'Children of the Corn' movie?

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sins are jokes, that was the point

    • @kimmycassie
      @kimmycassie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But a very good and on-point accent 👌

    • @deji3256
      @deji3256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/whoooosh

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @352 650 Did you not watch the movie? She's obviously not a child. Idk why so many people are acting shocked, as well as not understanding that the narrator was making a joke. He didn't actually think she was 10.

  • @dialamx1
    @dialamx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I honestly expected a "We Ride Together.. We Die Together.. Bad Boys For Life" audio outake.

  • @keichiakechi9247
    @keichiakechi9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "How does Aurora finds her way to the secret entrance?"
    She's the sleeping beauty! May the spindle wheel be with you.

  • @SailorYue
    @SailorYue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    5:42 in regards to diaval, if you'd paid attention, he flashed back and forth between human and crow before crashing as a human, showing that Maleficent's powers went haywire before she passed out .
    6:32 magic. The fey have magic

    • @phoebusapollo8365
      @phoebusapollo8365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SailorYue yeah, but only Maleficent has the stuff like telekinesis and transfigurations and such, the others just have some form of weird glowing magic used when fey are dying and plant control. They do not, especially without Maleficent, have enough magic to create four biomes perfectly suited for fey and other fauna.

  • @jackeduprecruit
    @jackeduprecruit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Surprised you didn't list the fey going to battle humans with iron without armor or protection o.0

  • @sarandipity6894
    @sarandipity6894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Can’t believe there wasn’t a sin for the actors changing for the prince, oh well, next time!!

  • @0ACapedCrusader0
    @0ACapedCrusader0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "I'm Batman." Thanks for not letting me down, Cinema Sins

  • @shadotarot
    @shadotarot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Ah, I see Cawtoman has a Batcave. Catcave?"

  • @mousermind
    @mousermind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:04 Not to mention that in the old days someone had to trim those wicks.

    • @FhangMedia
      @FhangMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who cares about trimming them, who the hell lit them? would have taken an army to light all of those candles.

  • @aprilgoodrich829
    @aprilgoodrich829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    He should have sinned for the movie dragging Chiwetel Ejiofor into this mess. And Michelle Pfeiffer. And Imelda Staunton.

    • @LaDracul
      @LaDracul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Miyavi...

    • @Vitosi4ek1
      @Vitosi4ek1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I personally can't look at Imelda Staunton as anyone other than Dolores Umbridge. I guess it's credit to her that she pulled off such a memorable character, but it was still jarring as hell when I watched both of these movies.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said that he took Umbridge with the casting of Flora in the first movie

    • @chappie_nottherobot
      @chappie_nottherobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Warwick Davis and Lesley Manville.

    • @joyholmes254
      @joyholmes254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      April Goodrich technically he should have sinned the first movie for dragging Imelda into it

  • @colleenmcindoe6812
    @colleenmcindoe6812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Alvin, Simon and Theodore.... I just laughed so hard.

  • @prinxbandiile2278
    @prinxbandiile2278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Start the music”
    “ I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIISSSS” 😂😂😂😂

  • @sloopy5672
    @sloopy5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:14
    “I’d be nice the geography was laid out more, maybe they showed it in the first movie and I forgot. That seems like something I would do.”
    DING

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I completely forgot this movie existed

  • @keeperofthecheese
    @keeperofthecheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    1:09 "protector of the moors"
    A moor is a tract of open uncultivated upland, I'm not sure it really needs the protection of a witch.

    • @BakuraRy0
      @BakuraRy0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I live near moorland, and I can say it definitely does.

    • @blankymcblankface
      @blankymcblankface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I live near Moorland, and I’m pretty sure it HAS the protection of a Witch.

    • @ernestmueller8651
      @ernestmueller8651 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody wants a witch protecting their upscale condo

    • @teadrinkingturret2088
      @teadrinkingturret2088 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Live near moorlands it's had large areas torn up by motorcyclists and quad bikers.

  • @shadowdragon7678
    @shadowdragon7678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Anyone else think this movie was WAAAAY too predictable? I watched it right before watching this video and after the queens 2nd line i already knew she was going to be the villain....

    • @sofiafernandes9
      @sofiafernandes9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They weren't hiding that the Queen is evil, so if you predicted that... good, you were supposed to.

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    CinemaSins:
    How I 'watch' movies I don't really care about!

  • @planet_yeo
    @planet_yeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I thought this was a professional critique, then I realised it was.

    • @hex0698
      @hex0698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You Won't Know My Name define professional cause I see no professionally.

    • @ezraodocharty4400
      @ezraodocharty4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you define Professional as something one does as a profession then they are professional.

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ezraodocharty4400 are they though? I don't think they are allowed to make money off these videos. That's why they never have ads

    • @ezraodocharty4400
      @ezraodocharty4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheCumberCoIlective Merch and very rarely sponsors.

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ezraodocharty4400 not really enough to be called a "profession" more like a "side hustle" like an alternative to ubering

  • @awebtoonreader4979
    @awebtoonreader4979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    How to train your Maleficent 3: The Hidden World
    Lmao that's genius and hilarious 🤣

  • @hypnoticpoison4623
    @hypnoticpoison4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think it's the first time in a while that you actually point out sins/mistakes in a movie instead of just sinning it because you hate it. 😂 Anyway, I loved the video, I never noticed all the mistakes/plot holes/exposition moments, and it was nice to get to regard them.

  • @liviasalle9772
    @liviasalle9772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "How to train your maleficent 3: the hidden world" had me dead

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Yet another bullet CinemaSins has taken for me... 'cause no way I was gonna lose that hour and a half when I knew I'd get the best parts.. and more importantly, the worst parts of it right here.

  • @pikapal94
    @pikapal94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Did you just make an Ed Edd n Eddy reference?

  • @thiagocerqueira9473
    @thiagocerqueira9473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:46 Ok so, this is the best fucking sin I’ve seen on a Cinemasins video so far. God, I couldn’t stop laughing at this one. I’m definitely going to use this line at some point in my life. This is precious

  • @adacatherine
    @adacatherine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They used a same clip of the guards running away from Maleficent twice.

  • @ajharris78
    @ajharris78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Technically, she turned into a phoenix not a dragon.

    • @PuppyRUs0666
      @PuppyRUs0666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's bs. She's a damn dragon not a bird like wtf

    • @ajharris78
      @ajharris78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fabulous Burrito incorrect. A Phoenix is described as a bird.

    • @Darkgun231
      @Darkgun231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ajharris78 He's probably referring to the infinitely better cartoon version, where she turns into a dragon at the end.

    • @PuppyRUs0666
      @PuppyRUs0666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Darkgun231 yes I am talking about the animated version

    • @salemcookie6734
      @salemcookie6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My guess is they used a Phoenix this time because Dival was turned into a dragon in the first movie?

  • @bowen1704
    @bowen1704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I hate those dumb Bloomberg ads popping up everywhere I go.

    • @Mac-dt3iz
      @Mac-dt3iz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      he's trying to pay his way into the running let him waste that moola

    • @alicedubois1348
      @alicedubois1348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't see them. I guess it depends on which country you live in. All I get are Wish ads and app ads. It's just as annoying.

    • @jadedragon6222
      @jadedragon6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yesss. Some videos I get 3 or 4 of the same damn add.

    • @deadfred821
      @deadfred821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh... you haven't figured out by now that when there's multiple marks in the stream that it means multiple ads; & that means tap/click on the end of the stream & restart it to watch it ad-free?

    • @jadedragon6222
      @jadedragon6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deadfred821 If you're talking to me then no lol. I usually just listen to videos while doing other things.

  • @mikefenton8327
    @mikefenton8327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:40 - Because it makes the Prince and Aurora look guilty when the dark fae shows up if they have one of the stolen flowers on them.

  • @MagnificentMaj
    @MagnificentMaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:19 - In the first movie since Maleficent saved Diaval's life he said he'd be her loyal servant till the day she dies. It's his job to tell her what's going on.
    3:46 - And it's even more interesting for her to be wearing that in the first place considering her only friend is technically a bird
    7:35 - And besides, Maleficent never said anything when she was being accused. Any person would automatically assume she did it. So why is she so supris?

  • @georgiahoosier
    @georgiahoosier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Saw the cavern scene and thought "Overpriced 'Gargoyles'"

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Would love to see a Gargoyles movie, but Disney would mess it up since they'd try to make a "Disney" film. It was a cool cartoon because it was clearl not a "Disney" cartoon.

    • @georgiahoosier
      @georgiahoosier 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Paulafan5 I actually didn't think of the animation, but you're right. I was thinking the cheesy Rory Calhoun flick from about 1972

  • @bellablondon6172
    @bellablondon6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I only saw this movie because I was seeing it with some friends and we had to decide between this, or the Addams Family. And you can imagine I did NOT want to see The Addams Family

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel sorry for you, it was either this bad movie or the other bad movie. Sigh.

    • @rareuses
      @rareuses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't imagine a movie with no sins

  • @ynghunter41
    @ynghunter41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Queen basically had to break the mannequins neck to get to the "Bat Cave" lol
    "Eleventy-Thousand Candles"
    "Intense Gland to Gland Combat"

  • @arandomspider9563
    @arandomspider9563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Wish that the Fey turned into Hawks and macaws and snow owls, could've done something cool with that, but no. Avengers Endgame.

  • @moviewolverine89
    @moviewolverine89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Not gonna lie, I would watch the shit out of "The Maleficent Seven" just to show that pun the respect it deserves.
    Whilst I engage my wife in gland to gland combat.

  • @theycallmefilip
    @theycallmefilip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Today I learned that pomegranates are actually unpeeled red onions. Thanks CinemaSins!

  • @iamnoone7757
    @iamnoone7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:45
    I actually thought that Diavall would stay in his crow form since that was what he really was when Maleficent first found him

    • @Azayth103
      @Azayth103 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Maleficent had actually died and her power had died with her (except she doesn't die apparently) then he should have been returned to raven form I assume. Makes sense for him to think he'll stay like that because he thought Maleficent just flew away happily and didn't see her get shot.

  • @gordier6787
    @gordier6787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I actually thought that when maleficent died and the Phoenix appeared that aura would get her powers, because the Phoenix’s powers are passed down by family and maleficent accepted aura as her daughter again and sacrificed herself to save her
    And honestly I think that would have been a cool ending

    • @robertsmall5168
      @robertsmall5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think they meant “biological family”

    • @gordier6787
      @gordier6787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Malkorbgia WaterSage
      I know but I still think it would have been cool

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Now that it's won Best Picture, can we get Everything Wrong With Parasite?

    • @EV3Showcase
      @EV3Showcase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      14 hour old comment on a 1 minute old video *DING*

    • @chillyplays3506
      @chillyplays3506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How was this posted 14 hours ago if the videos only 3 minutes old?

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chillyplays3506 probably early for supporters on Patreon

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That movie is perfect

    • @BakuraRy0
      @BakuraRy0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No! Parasite still isn't out in the UK, yet! Fuck you!

  • @silvioatutube
    @silvioatutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    @4:26 Those on the left are pomegranates. And yes, I agree with the narrator: I see no point in having them as a centrepiece.

  • @Puzzlers100
    @Puzzlers100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think a title is a form of misdirection. There does appear to be a mistress of evil, but it is not Maleficent

  • @bethanybrookes8479
    @bethanybrookes8479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear there is a Disney textbook that this film followed so perfectly that I could predict every action half an hour before it happened...

  • @lostlegend2197
    @lostlegend2197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Please do Everything Wrong With Zombieland: Double Tap

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't think jeremy like parody movies😂 It doesn't take itself seriously enough to mock

    • @Creeperboy12b
      @Creeperboy12b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Mutou They did the first one but maybe you’re right

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Creeperboy12b Yea..it took him a long time to do it and it wasn't long cuz its probably harder to find things to point out when a movie basically roasts itself😂

    • @nicholasdruce5346
      @nicholasdruce5346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did a double feature with Maleficent 2 and Zombieland 2 at AMC Deer Valley 17.

  • @El_Bellota
    @El_Bellota 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "This movie is turning way more Battlefield Earth than I think it intended"
    You shall not speak the name of the worst movie ever in vain.

    • @benwood5659
      @benwood5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thankfully he didn't. at least he didn't bring up where the dea-oh! almost spoke it myself.

    • @stryph42
      @stryph42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't hear him say Water World once.

    • @shadowmatrix0101
      @shadowmatrix0101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stryph42 Waterworld was pretty cool. Battlefield Earth was just.....weird in a not so good way.

    • @noble_hermit2133
      @noble_hermit2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadowmatrix0101 you all are forgetting the one true ruler of bad movies THE ROOM a movie that is so terrible it is applauded for how bad it is

    • @Darkbloom006
      @Darkbloom006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Has nobody ever watch Eragon?

  • @callmepheebsformyphoebenam8113
    @callmepheebsformyphoebenam8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think you forgot to point out few things
    - The dead body of the loyal servant
    - They dont have any trace of the servant's death. Either blood or her corpse (perhaps the pixies doing but whatever)
    - When the pixies enter the chapel, they aren't that many but when the scene of their escape, they are a lot of it, even after the couple shot of scene (assume it may takes at least 30 mins or so)
    - In the castle, not just Philip hasnt heard the crashing bed and Aurora screams but also the battle cry, explosion and destruction during the war.
    - When you watch the scene of Maleficent transforming, keep your eyes to the two guards.
    - It shitty and cliche when Maleficent revive from Aurora's tears when it is actual thing that a Phoenix reborn from ashes without any help.
    No hate from this movie and I absulotely love this. Just pointing out their mistakes lol

  • @PedroAlves-ts1xp
    @PedroAlves-ts1xp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ed,Edd and Eddith
    I almost choked on my food 😂😂😂

  • @croutoncrumbs26
    @croutoncrumbs26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    4:24 "red onions" *MATE THOSE ARE POMEGRANATES*

  • @benjiman86
    @benjiman86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "...gland to gland combat."
    I think that's how I'm gonna refer to it from now on. That was gold.

    • @julianaFinn
      @julianaFinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, I wish to engage in gland to gland combat.. love it

  • @nathanpierce6819
    @nathanpierce6819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:55
    the genuinity of his voice
    i have fallen in love

  • @MelieneGardner
    @MelieneGardner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you for catching almost everything I did (I feel some validation satisfaction). Thank goodness I watched this at home via DVD with my family because I got to annoy just my family by shouting things like "It doesn't work that way!" in frustration at the screen when princey boy uses the round windsock as a hang glider. The only other thing that bugged me that you didn't mention was - how did all the winged creature kids get there fast enough for the wedding? Or did all the kids come to the battle?