I think my favorite Jew joke in the show so far is when Brian breaks Stewie's time machine and time starts going backwards, but Brian doesn't believe it until he sees a Jew walk backwards, take a coin out of his pocket and put it on the ground before walking away, and Brian goes "Oh ok now I get it"
Frank Kepler as a jew u find ways lol. Get somone else to pay, try convince the person to do on the house by making lsugh or smile, or trying pity to get free...shame is a small price to pay for freeee
What? Have you play Kung Fu Panda Showdown oLe Legends? It’s basically a PlayStation game where you battle other players with Kung fu Panda movie characters
Sayak Das the “ding” is every guard getting a boner from seeing the princesses rack, but since he’s a Jew, he was raised to not have that sort of feeling, so he says “ding!” to be like everyone else.
Richard Clarkson in the seen when she showed her breath all of them got boners from the ding sound then when it showed mort he just says it and doesn't have one
Mort's funny as hell and is indeed a stereotypical Jew. It's a wonder he's still among the living given how annoying he is! By the way, you forgot the scene where in the Disney universe, he gets the crap beaten out of him just for showing up, that was a good Mort scene.
Someone needs to update this so that it has the scene where Brian reverses time and to explain it to him, Stewie shows him Mort outside putting a penny on the ground 😂😂😂
You know it's still funny to laugh at stereotypical things people do and not diminishing prior struggles. So yes I'm going to laugh at this, especially the menorah rocket
Actually, these offers like 'buy one / some get one free' arent used as strategies but as tricks most of the time. At least in Germany, most offers like that are tricks, products having lower weight or are more expensive up to a certain point where most civils do not notice it. These tricks will be used over and over increasing the cost by a good amount of percentage without notice.
"Here are some of the best and funniest moments from Mort Goldman which I believe broadly portray the type of comedy used by his character throughout the show. The video includes insulting and making jokes about popular topics and relatable real life situations and personifying them." Way to avoid using the word "Jewish" in that entire description.
Lorde Apu got heat because he was like the only Indian in pop culture for quite a long time. Even now there aren’t very many. Mort is a cruel stereotype but there’s also tons of Jewish representation in pop culture.
I think my favorite Jew joke in the show so far is when Brian breaks Stewie's time machine and time starts going backwards, but Brian doesn't believe it until he sees a Jew walk backwards, take a coin out of his pocket and put it on the ground before walking away, and Brian goes "Oh ok now I get it"
Hahaha I remember that one, absolute gold.
My favorite's the Disney universe one.
@@nuraby_9228same
Stewie:
"He's been out to diner like 4 times". I died !!!!!
How is that possible? They find ways to not pay?
+Frank Kepler He got his friends and relatives to pay.
VJ VJ he's a Jew cheapest people ever
Frank Kepler as a jew u find ways lol. Get somone else to pay, try convince the person to do on the house by making lsugh or smile, or trying pity to get free...shame is a small price to pay for freeee
U mean dinner
"Oh bloody hell, how do you go two weeks without opening your wallet?!"
"Yeah, he's been out to dinner like four times!"
XD
We re clearly not gonna get him this way
" get one free ! WoW ! What store you're talking about.." The only thing he understood 😂
"Oh I better make sure my wallets ok" BOOM
1:49
Reeseman87 extremely funny when you are actually a jew
It’s also Mort! 😆
fuck thats one of the best parts in the whole show
Lmao!! 😂
Joe: oh ooooh somebody take a picture
Looks like somebody play too much GMOD and Kung Fu Panda Showdown of Legendary Legends! LOL
Jordan Aaron Romo your not funny
What? Have you play Kung Fu Panda Showdown oLe Legends? It’s basically a PlayStation game where you battle other players with Kung fu Panda movie characters
@@jordanaaronromo6422 WAT ARE U TRYING TO SAY
@@daehkcidemos true
That “get one free” joke is one of the funniest things ever
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Gotta swallow all my valuables! That's too priceless oml!
Snuggable Wolfinator literally
I was completely unaware that I made a pun with my statement...
Wasserzeichen Rudolph I like your profile pic
Did you see the mob?
"Did I see the mob?" Why else am I here?
Compiling clips of any character makes you realize how jam packed every joke is in this show
I died when joe started feeding them pennies!
Same lol
Me 2 lol 😂😅😅
"Oh..OOHH...Somebody take a picture!"
xDD
Joe is a fucking legend
+Benjamin Vazquez k then
+XchampionXFTW what about the episode where government is no more and when they go to Disney universe
Eye Zodiotic
Mort reminds me of Kyle's cousin Kyle from South Park
They're both meant to be the walking definition of stereotypical Jew, so that's why
E Zay Kid Almnds
E Zay Kid yeah cuz he's a jew
Snickerzz now you can beat him up.
They sound the same
“Is that like a Spanish word?”
HAHAHA
Como habitante habla hispana puedo confirmar que esa palabra no está en español
taco sombrero
uh...Shalom
Muriel?!
superadam bonanni שלום shalom
*_M u_** R i **_E l_** ?*
@@tdlover5164 lmfao
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As a jew, knowing many jews, this is extremely accurate
Although, I didn't get the 'ding' joke.
So you guys have jetpacks?
Sayak Das the “ding” is every guard getting a boner from seeing the princesses rack, but since he’s a Jew, he was raised to not have that sort of feeling, so he says “ding!” to be like everyone else.
@@kinlegate9926 wasn't that supposed to be a joke about Mort simply being a wimp and having a small penis?
Where the hell you live to say that kind of bullshit
"Hey look, Joe's feeding them pennies." XD XD
Priceless
Now I do not agree with this video! Please take it down! Ooh a quarter.
Someone dude, he turned His comment into a joke
Hilarious
HEY WE GOT A SALE ON CAKE BUY ONE GET 2 FREE
(limited time offer)
Lool I was gonna say STFU but then I read ooh a quarter
So you just earned a goose youngman
Mort, if you want a safe full of 100 dollar bills, you have to take care of my pet mouse for 1 week.
The part with Mort and the pennies was hilarious
how was copper wire invented? 2 Jews fighting over a penny.
Blood Bath then saw that it would make a wonderful product and patented it.
Tug o' war?!
I thought it were two Scotsmen.
My favorite part is when he says, “Oh, God, there’s blood in my mucus!!”
Meet Madeleine...
*TING*
*TING*
*TING*
*TING*
*TING*
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Mort: *"Ding!!"*
Berly Tannyono Putra i 💀
Berly Tannyono Putra
It should hurt them if it hits the metal
Maid Madeline*
First scene and I already laugh like hell. And pop a *ding*
Can you please explain the joke?
@@ameykulkarni7491 All of them got erections, except for mort, who fakes it so he fits in.
@@Plymouth_Belvedere or his stiffer is too short
"did you see the mob? did I see the mob why else am I here"
FrostBite Cryo elmons
"Umm...Shaloom."
"Muriel?!"
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
"Ailments." Best line from Mort ever.
wat does it means?
@@ShowMeSkillz it's a minor illness
Seth is such a legend
Ding
Ding
Mort Goldman JEEEEEWWWW
What episode was the ding scene from? :D
@Theoretical - I thought it was because there was no money
i got the first scene after I watched it twice XD
Tejay Evans congrats
Tejay Evans Me too
Tejay Evans plz explain to me
Richard Clarkson in the seen when she showed her breath
all of them got boners from the ding sound then when it showed mort he just says it and doesn't have one
Tejay Evans oh lol
“Ailments”😂
that menorah is lit😂😭I need one asap
Jewpack
Don't you mean 8 days lit?
Jetpack Jew-ride
I want a menorah jet pack!
@Glinkling Smearnops Then someone gives you a Kirkland brand instead
Mort did not open his wallet for two weeks
And he was out to dinner like 4 times
Longer than that, you assume he opened it before Stewie planted the trap.
“I know, he’s been out to dinner like 4 times!”
2:41 Did you see the Mob? Did I see see the mob?! Why else am I here!
I think Mort deserves more credit
I swear mort could’ve been apart of Peter’s group
“‘Did I see the mob?’, why else am I here?” Lol.
I love how his first instinct is to check his wallet after getting blown up
I remember being 9 and not understanding why there were dings in the Knight comstums and now I understand
🌚
Why tf did you watched this show at 9 yrs old?
@@dirtyblasion15 same reason we watched the Simpsons and south park at 9 , shits funny
@@TheGeckoNinja yes
I better make sure my wallet is ok.....BOOM! LOL
I died when there Morts everywhere and Joe gives them pennies like he’s feeding the birds or squirrels.
Mort was such an underrated Family Guy character
Mort is underrated
Is this the same guy who voiced Sid from Ice Age
Peter: buy one get one free
Mort: huh?
Lmao
"Oh ooooh somebody take a picture." Hahaha
I can’t believe the guy who plays mort is John Brennan from jerky boys this is too good
Mort's funny as hell and is indeed a stereotypical Jew. It's a wonder he's still among the living given how annoying he is!
By the way, you forgot the scene where in the Disney universe, he gets the crap beaten out of him just for showing up, that was a good Mort scene.
ryan macdonald I think that was a funny way of annoying disney
is that the voice of kyles cousin from south park? i forgot his name
It's also Kyle lmao
Michael Burke ohh i forgot it was kyle lol
Deaven Shank mort isn't voiced by matt stone from South Park, he's voiced by Johnny Brennan
Gamakichi, no, not that kyle
2:08 somebody take a picture 😂
"Get one free!? Wow! What store are you talking about?!" XD
Mort is my favorite FG character ever! What can I say??? 😂
He really went and said "ding" 😂😂😂
Joe's feeding Mort's pennies
Take a picture!
Mort: Ding! 0:08
1:52 killer queen has already touched that wallet
"Joes feeding them pennies" #SaveTheMorts
jew
Indeed
Jew jitsu
TimRT Howard kill it
Keon Edwards why are you replying to me
JUDEN!
Joe feeding them pennies 😂🤣
when i first heard the "swolloe all of my valuables" i didn't understand, but as you get older you realise a lot of stuff you missed lol
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@@Amanda-kx9st ??
I died when mort flew away in a menorah jet pack. Lol.
Nobody:
Mort: *ding...*
2:06 oh ooooh somebody take a picture 😂
That jetpack was pretty dope tho
Mort really didn’t understand what it means to get one free when it’s coming from HIS STORE
1:58
i want that for my notification!
Okay, Mort HAS to be canonically dead, in that 2nd explosion clip, I paused it and one of his arms is LITERALLY flying off.
0:26 Oh god there's blood in my mucus!!
“Flush once for the bulk, again for the remainder.” I hear this line every time I take a shit
*”Ailments!”*
I'm surprised that they didn't give Mort a giant nose.
Oh look, joes feeding them pennies
Brian and Stewie: 🎶Whenever...🎶
Mort: Dammit! Will you two just get in the f×cking time machine?!
First scene: Me trying to fit in with other straight guys
Lol 2:23 That is a smart way to get your stuff and run from an angry mob
"Ding"
Quote of da Day
Someone needs to update this so that it has the scene where Brian reverses time and to explain it to him, Stewie shows him Mort outside putting a penny on the ground 😂😂😂
You know it's still funny to laugh at stereotypical things people do and not diminishing prior struggles. So yes I'm going to laugh at this, especially the menorah rocket
You've got to admit, menorah jet packs would be pretty cool.
“Hello”
“Uh shalom”
“MURIEL”
Who goes. Two weeks without looking for your son
2:24 I just imagined Dan from game grumps doing this and I LOST IT
"oh look Joe's feeding them pennies*"
"ding" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH GOD THERE IS BLOOD IN MY MUCOUS
Actually, these offers like 'buy one / some get one free' arent used as strategies but as tricks most of the time. At least in Germany, most offers like that are tricks, products having lower weight or are more expensive up to a certain point where most civils do not notice it. These tricks will be used over and over increasing the cost by a good amount of percentage without notice.
2:08
I'm so fucking done... 😂
2:04 peter: oh look joe is feeding them pennies
Joe: oh oh someone take a picture
Me: LOLOLOL
Mort the legend
Loool that feeding them pennies was hilarious
2:37 I want that Hanukkah jet pack.
lol the pennies part was hilarious.
oh oh someone take my picture
How did he go to dinner 4 times without opening his wallet?
Best Mort moment for me is when he ran a jew fight club, or when he thought the blood bank paid and he started sucking his blood back up
Anybody else think Mort kind of sounds like Sid the sloth from Ice Age?
Hey person reading the comments
Did you see the mob?
Did I see the mob? Why else am I here?!
Lmfaoooo damnnn left out the best one
Mort: "And how may I help you 3 black gentleman."
"Here are some of the best and funniest moments from Mort Goldman which I believe broadly portray the type of comedy used by his character throughout the show. The video includes insulting and making jokes about popular topics and relatable real life situations and personifying them."
Way to avoid using the word "Jewish" in that entire description.
**DING**, **DING**, **DING**, **DING**, **DING**.
**looks back and forth** DING
Meanwhile apu is getting heat
Lorde Apu got heat because he was like the only Indian in pop culture for quite a long time. Even now there aren’t very many. Mort is a cruel stereotype but there’s also tons of Jewish representation in pop culture.
Apu is an Injun, Mort is Polish who practices Judaism. Jews are not a race. Hebrews might have been a different matter :p