Was she ever above that? She literally scammed her entire viewership into buying overpriced garbage, her integrity and morals are ZERO, just like advertisers.
@@NewbsGP Girl is so vapid and talentless and while she ain’t ugly if all she has is her looks there’s tons of girls on twitch that beat her out. Her astounding popularity is just baffling.
Random gift when she's not expecting it is great advice. Spamming gifts on the daily like you're trying to raise heart levels in Stardew Valley maybe not so much
@@blackstream2572 Actually true, she did say "do it for a week straight". But it's still a week and not the rest of her life. Although I think a whole week is a bit overkill.
@@Oxley016exactly and that’s what changes the dynamic. Those girls know that and they’re all competing for him so they’d let most stuff slide. He’s the one in control
Surprise flowers is spontaneous and thoughtful. 2 days of flowers is unexpected and shockingly sweet, but going for a whole week kills the gift of flowers for a lifetime
When you put it that way, I'm finding the proposition more and more interesting. It's an investment really - 500$ of flowers over a week, or 100$/year for life? Seems like a solid strat
The first and second day of flowers is perfectly fine okay but she's not going to orgasm over flowers on a second day and DO NOT FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT. Don't BE A LAME...this "streamer" DOES NOT speak for ALL WOMEN. Do not oversaturate/waterdown with flowers, saying I love you too much or calling everyone "babe" those things are supposed to be meant for special individuals.
@@SamiG96 I know you’re joking but please don’t actually do this. Love bombing is a literal manipulation tactic and I hate to be that guy but manipulation is a no no.
@@magic.3000fr hahaha TH-cam comments always make me feel like I’m some kind of woman whisperer compared to these guys. But maybe we should be thankful. Without these guys lowering the general expectations of Woman life could be hard.
As a woman, I think one time is enough, not too often so it feels special but often enough so if she is asked 'does he buy you flowers?' she can answer with a confident yes instead of 'ehh' or 'maybe like once every 5 years' or 'no'
I call these types saboteurs, they will damage any relationship they can and everyone else’s, they’ll be the friend who says “Omg he doesn’t do this this and that for you!” And once their own relationship goes past the honeymoon phase start sabotaging it. They don’t even realise what they’re doing is bad, they just generally over critical people and pretty out of touch of what they’re doing, as they usually come from households with parents who didn’t get along. Just recognise that person or friend, try to inform them of what they’re doing (they’ll usually ignore and say “Oh he just thinks it’s bad to talk about people behind their back, I don’t) and especially if your SO has that type of person around them.
@@doqtorisykero7971bouquets of flowers aren't cheap, in this economy your significant other should be caring about reaching shared goals like paying off a mortgage or saving for the future more than recieving overpriced plant genitals because they look pretty and Hollywood and advertising insists they mean you love someone. A week's worth of flowers could cost the same as dozens of more practical options for that money, even a shared activity like a nice dinner or a weekend away would be a better use of your money. I guess it depends on how "significant" the other is 🤷♂️
My parents call this princess syndrome, not recognizing someone’s love through words or actions, just purely by getting things. And then wanting more and more
Lmao i know a dude bought flowers and got rejected. Pokémon Is out of touch. Edit: imagine taking dating advice from pokimane and unironically agree with her. Lmao what a bunch of nerds.
Well generally women are far more insecure than men. That's why they need the flowers for validation, but once they get it and feel validated, they abuse it.
Getting gifts randomly just because you want to is nice, just don't spam that shit like a consumable to increase affection lmao Edit: Y'all are pretty damn cool 😎
@@kirgizikable Lol yeah, reminded of what BulletBarry said a while ago where he said that random gifts meant more to him than stuff bought on holidays cause it showed you didn't feel obligated to buy one or that you were thinking of them
Women aren't fish, and if fish could talk, they'd absolutely know the best fishing spots and the best ways of catching themselves. Stop listening to redpill channels. It's embarrassing.
I mean it works. It's called love bombing. It's a manipulative tactic that abusive people often use to get dates. There are pimps who uses this tactic too
I know her general ideas are shit. But before we completely dismiss her advice on maintaining strong relationships with women letsn1st find out how succesful she has been and making a woman happy
@@KarlMacmillann well. Let me be perfectly honest with you. It is a horrible investment, you shouldn't ever take it. That don't mean you don't get your girl flowers, just that you should want to give her flowers out of love, and she should want to give you flowers(or something equivalent) out of love in the same way. Some women don't feel that way, and just take. However, I would rather someone lay flowers down at my grave than leave nothing. Allow my death to help new life flourish. In that sense, I'm never truly gone.
Anyone who lives in the public eye for hours a day without a script would end up with a large amount of documented screw-ups. It is just being human. Luckily we are perfect because we don't put our lives online.
@@outrider8569 -- Maybe, probably. I just don't think many are worthy of the good human title. It is easy to judge others when we don't have to be judged ourselves. Who are we? Are we the Church? Let them entertain us when we click and then forget about them the second we decide to do something else.
@@semi6544The consequences and severity of the “screw-up” varies though and I think that very much matters. Small mistakes are human, major ones should not be accepted as a normal human thing
Everyday double the amount of flowers until it fills the entire house. Refuse to remove them even when they start to smell. She'll never want flowers again.
She's single publicly, yes, and definitely for a reason too. But not because of the way you think. You'd be surprised how much selection these people can make and choose. But the thing is that they will never publicly reveal their relationship. You won't believe how many simps and tier 3 subs are counting on her to not have a boyfriend so that they can feel a bit noticed by a streamer. 😂😂
@@nickzrenthlei Getting in a relationship is not the hard part, keeping it is the real challenge. You can have 20 girls lining up for you but if you can't keep a single one you are still a loser.
Not shocking, Poki has some of the most brain dead takes on twitch but just hides behind her fame and supposed victim status as a woman online whenever she gets called for it.
Middle aged is crazy 💀 a lot of you redpillers need to touch grass and breathe AIR (from outside, please) holy fuck, how can a human be so fucked up mentally, god bless the people around u
some people idealize relationships so much that they'll never have a successful one. Her giving that advice is also her saying that's what she expects from her man.
No, but you do not want to please everybody. Just the ones that also respect you. Otherwise stop, respect yourself. I give flowers, but mostly to the person I‘m in a relationship with and who treats me well too.
How it should be done: Get her flowers but make it seem spontaneous. Just say you happend to pass a flower shop and thought of her. Shows that shes always on your mind. Which is basically the main point of gifts.
Fish don't want to be caught. Women _do_ want to be impressed/courted. The fish absolutely doesn't want to get hooked, yoinked from the water, and potentially even eaten. The women who are looking for a relationship, or are already in one, do enjoy it when their partner does something nice for them. If you asked a fish advice on how to catch them, it would deliberately give you wrong information, and purposely sabotage your attempts at catching fish. If you ask a woman how she'd like to be impressed, she's gonna try to be honest and actively help you get an understanding of what women enjoy and appreciate.
@@Novenae_CCG except some women don't know what they like, they might say they like to be treated like this and that. but when you try to be consistent with it the relationship will feel boring and flat. even my now girlfriend of 3 years said she liked a different type of guy before she met me. (eg. she doesn't like someone who smokes cigarettes) i do the things was her biggest turn off before we met. - girls are all different just like how men are different, and we as men understand this so we don't stick to how to get one type of girl. in contrast, when you ask a girl how to get other girls, she might be describing how she would like to be pleased.
@@Tyborz imagine you're a child psychologist. You go to school, but after that eventually the way you'll get better is by talking to children, despite the fact that the children know nothing of child psychology
Been with my lady for 17 years. Not once did I randomly buy flowers for her. The one time I bought her flowers and had them delivered to her work. All her coworkers were like woooweee wow woo! She called me and said thank you and how I am the best. She then said her boss said they looked expensive and my wife asked how much I paid. Got dead silence after I told her. She said she'll call me back. Couple hours pass and I get a call from her. She said she called the flower shop and spoke to the owner who tried to fake they couldn't speak English and only Vietnamese. My wife speaks Vietnamese.... LOL so she proceeded to cuss her out in Vietnamese and sent pictures of all the imperfections and said how dare you rip my poor husband off like that! The owner apologized profusely and blamed her employees and issued me a refund and told my wife to keep the flowers and we're welcome back any time. My wife then lectured me and said to never buy her flowers again. Despite it being sweet and wonderful. She would rather go out to eat and take her shopping elsewhere. If anything, she said to buy her a single rose. Just as nice and not so expensive for something that will get tossed out. Then she said get ready, we're going to my favorite restaurant. Moral of the story: don't buy stupid flowers and instead surprise the woman you like or are in love with by taking them out to eat and spend time with them. For those who like, be up front about it too. Dont say, "hey wanna hang out?" Nah, say "you wanna go on a date?".. that's what I did and never got friend zoned.
Buy an experience... so much more worth than a bouquet. Take her out on a date. Go biking with her. Walk around in a park eating ice cream. Experiences and quality time don't cost much.
"I rather go to eat than get flowers" either you have 200 dollars a month and those flowers cost 199, so it is a waste of money, or shes addicted to eating. Because who the hell has a problem with flower gifts.
Yeah man, that's fkin life, mate. Some people really suck more than others. Take that shit on the chin brother and let's keep walking down this path. You gotta realize that you dodged a bullet. Imagine if they were really a scum bag dated you, then you found out their seeing someone else. Live and learn my friend.
Fish don't want to be caught. Women _do_ want to be impressed/courted. The fish absolutely doesn't want to get hooked, yoinked from the water, and potentially even eaten. The women who are looking for a relationship, or are already in one, do enjoy it when their partner does something nice for them. If you asked a fish advice on how to catch them, it would deliberately give you wrong information, and purposely sabotage your attempts at catching fish. If you ask a woman how she'd like to be impressed, she's gonna try to be honest and actively help you get an understanding of what women enjoy and appreciate.
Why? The fish is telling you what it takes for it to jump on your boat willingly so you don’t even need to fish. Your analogy only works if you plan to drug girls. Then asking them how much chloroform you need would be stupid. You should ask that creepy guy hovering around the unattended drinks.
@@12gaugedanny96 most of girlfriends think like this. I don't know if it's insecurities, but if their boyfriends start to give flowers and stuff, out of the blue, they became suspicious.
@12gaugedanny96 or doing something that isn't stsndard or normalized is therfore odd behavior and raises suspicion. If I have a girlfriend that I see every weekend nomatter the mood or weather but out of the blue she doesn't want to see me as much then I'll be suspicious she's seeing some1 else or planning something nd I've seen both men nd women cheated on in these situations unfortunately.
Young men, my word of advice is don’t listen to womens’ dating advice. They will usually tell you what they want at the moment and their advice will change constantly. Their advice is not universally applicable to every guy. We grew up in a culture where most men were not given a solid foundation to be a man. Living your life to emotionally please women is a recipe for disaster. Don’t ever make it your goal in life to impress women. The act of putting them above all else is an ick for women. It sounds cliche but listen to your soul and always be searching for a higher purpose. Nobody has an answer for you online. Nobody that knows you has an answer for you. You have to live life and figure it out yourself.
What is being a man? That singular question is something fukin with the youth. Because there's no solid one all answer for that. You tell these boys they can't be soft or vulnerable at all, and you bring up emotionless drones that can't respond to their feelings properly. All the while being taught women are more akin to objects to be sought after or appraised rather than another human to connect with.
@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242 Here, I'll translate for you: no one can give you the secret trick to making a woman fall for you. Be yourself, do what you love, and you'll find a partner who you don't need tricks to impress.
“Buy women gifts and they’ll love you” no thanks. When will men get random gifts for no reason? It never happens. It’s strange women expect something for nothing in return
My girlfriend does give me gifts from time to time and she cooks for me everyday. Last received gift from her was some nice silverwares, and before that, she bought me a new bench press just because it had a good deal on it
I forgot to take a lunch with me to work. My girl rode a bike to bring me a sack lunch, surprised the shit outa me. The wrong person will expect gifts and never provide them, and the right person won't care about gifts, because YOU are the gift!
Yeah..my experience tell me that she would soon think that you feel guilty about something and probably make some conclusion about what it is you feel guilty about..
Fish don't want to be caught. Women _do_ want to be impressed/courted. The fish absolutely doesn't want to get hooked, yoinked from the water, and potentially even eaten. The women who are looking for a relationship, or are already in one, _do_ enjoy it when their partner does something nice for them. If you asked a fish advice on how to catch them, it would deliberately give you wrong information, and purposely sabotage your attempts at catching fish. If you ask a woman how she'd like to be impressed, she's gonna try to be honest and actively help you get an understanding of what women enjoy and appreciate.
you cant do this tho you will get treated poorly for it in thr long run, your better being nice every once in while. women prefer to be kept on there toes thats why they always like the bad boys.
That's wild. She sounds like a weird and horrible person. Glad she stopped wasting your time on her undeserving self. Hope you find someone that treasures and respects you.
@@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242 I'm almost Grateful, I've lost around 40 LB since we broke up and she's Respectfully Getting Bigger than I ever was, Karma
"Treat her like a celebrity and she'll treat you like a fan" piece of advice
Don’t treat her well and she will leave you.
@@69hikikomoriso well = like a spoiled princess ?
@@69hikikomorilol this comment made me laugh 😂
@@69hikikomoritreat her well and she will leave you. There is no win.
You get celebrities flowers?? 😬😬
Yeah he's in a unskippable cut scene right now
😂😂😂
Exactly😂 bro have not a single fuck about what she thought
This is like playing ghost of Tsushima a 2nd time
God loves you all and has plan for your life
Genshin wants to hire her
A fish teaching a bird how to fly
ever heard of Exocoetidae?
(AKA flying fish)
You ever saw those fish fly across mountains ? 😂😂 Stop simp
it went right over ur head didn't it 😂
+that "simp" gives pick me energy
@@ahmedalzahabyboth of yall sigmas
@@ahmedalzahaby simp trying to justify for his imaginary queen
She turned into an unskippable ad
😂😂😂
God loves you all and has plan for your life
Advertising the new Tier 4 Twitch sub. $15 a day and you get an automated reply with hearts and a kissy face emoji.
Was she ever above that? She literally scammed her entire viewership into buying overpriced garbage, her integrity and morals are ZERO, just like advertisers.
@@NewbsGP Girl is so vapid and talentless and while she ain’t ugly if all she has is her looks there’s tons of girls on twitch that beat her out. Her astounding popularity is just baffling.
Random gift when she's not expecting it is great advice.
Spamming gifts on the daily like you're trying to raise heart levels in Stardew Valley maybe not so much
Nah stardew is only 2 gifts a week too
And it has to be a gift that they like to show that you are actually paying attention.
I don't think she meant to do it daily just a single instance of 2 days in a row.
@@Ressuu Her example in the video is literally doing it for a week straight
@@blackstream2572 Actually true, she did say "do it for a week straight". But it's still a week and not the rest of her life. Although I think a whole week is a bit overkill.
It sounds like she's describing what her Tier 3s would do for her.
her tier 3's lmao idk why that made me laugh so hard but good one
fuck… this was good
"give them money, for no reason..."
That seems more like the level of her tier 1s to be fair lmao
Omfg 😂😂😂😂
On the third day, she starts checking his phone.
100%
😂😂 mine would be doing it the first day
...but then what? She finds nothing and then can relax.
Or did you have something to hide?
She won't find anything and will freak out thinking you are hiding something serious.
@@cweekss8786
The 3rd day she start checking hers cause she is getting bored
My man was establishing dominance there at the end
Which wasn’t the move lmao
@@KrispyChurro He has 7 girlfriends, so what if he loses 1
@@Oxley016exactly and that’s what changes the dynamic. Those girls know that and they’re all competing for him so they’d let most stuff slide. He’s the one in control
Well he’s alone now so how’d that work out
@@gublagubgalub8092 He has an ever expanding harem
never let her cook
sussy name
This guy only lets guys cook
she burning the fuckin house down
Her cookies are terrible
Her cooking is dry 😂
Surprise flowers is spontaneous and thoughtful. 2 days of flowers is unexpected and shockingly sweet, but going for a whole week kills the gift of flowers for a lifetime
Legit trying to buy her love kinda stupid
When you put it that way, I'm finding the proposition more and more interesting. It's an investment really - 500$ of flowers over a week, or 100$/year for life? Seems like a solid strat
The first and second day of flowers is perfectly fine okay but she's not going to orgasm over flowers on a second day and DO NOT FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT. Don't BE A LAME...this "streamer" DOES NOT speak for ALL WOMEN. Do not oversaturate/waterdown with flowers, saying I love you too much or calling everyone "babe" those things are supposed to be meant for special individuals.
@@adriansalinas9644 exactly. Love bombing is not okay. It’s a manipulation tactic and should be treated as such.
@@SamiG96 I know you’re joking but please don’t actually do this. Love bombing is a literal manipulation tactic and I hate to be that guy but manipulation is a no no.
Tutorial: how to make gifting flowers pointless in just one week
THIS!
pov: you announce on youtube you've never had a long lasting relationship
@@magic.3000fr hahaha TH-cam comments always make me feel like I’m some kind of woman whisperer compared to these guys.
But maybe we should be thankful. Without these guys lowering the general expectations of Woman life could be hard.
Fr I like everything else but a whole week Is crazy
American men are lonelly !
American men in the comments
She’s describing the gift system in Stardew valley
😂
He hit her with the “Damn bro …. that’s crazy“
Lmfao
If you do it for too long and try to stop. The first day she doesn't get flowers she might think something is wrong.
So just keep giving her flowers. Grow em yourself and bam you got a new hobby.
brother
@@homunculusgrey2921 worst idea ever. bam
As a woman, I think one time is enough, not too often so it feels special but often enough so if she is asked 'does he buy you flowers?' she can answer with a confident yes instead of 'ehh' or 'maybe like once every 5 years' or 'no'
@@homunculusgrey2921Im actually not against this, good idea
Don't ever take advice from someone who is perpetually single.
Me who is perpetually single 😢
Most e-girls have boyfriends/husbands but keep it a secret because if they reveal it, all the simps will stop sending her money.
Dating advice*
I know you aren't talking, Landon.
I call these types saboteurs, they will damage any relationship they can and everyone else’s, they’ll be the friend who says “Omg he doesn’t do this this and that for you!” And once their own relationship goes past the honeymoon phase start sabotaging it. They don’t even realise what they’re doing is bad, they just generally over critical people and pretty out of touch of what they’re doing, as they usually come from households with parents who didn’t get along.
Just recognise that person or friend, try to inform them of what they’re doing (they’ll usually ignore and say “Oh he just thinks it’s bad to talk about people behind their back, I don’t) and especially if your SO has that type of person around them.
She’s like an NPC that you constantly ignore but the game forces you to suffer through the dialogue to complete a mission.
Perfect.
Poki speaking on behalf of Big Flower
Damn already moved on from Big Cookie?
@@nickpurdy69 Small Cookie*
Big flora
Honestly not suprised that the simp queen herself thinks that buying a woman's love with materialistic stuff is actual romantic advice.
Lmao
She should write a book on this titled "How to get Friendzoned by Girls Instantly 101".
You do that to your significant other, not some random girl
@@doqtorisykero7971bouquets of flowers aren't cheap, in this economy your significant other should be caring about reaching shared goals like paying off a mortgage or saving for the future more than recieving overpriced plant genitals because they look pretty and Hollywood and advertising insists they mean you love someone. A week's worth of flowers could cost the same as dozens of more practical options for that money, even a shared activity like a nice dinner or a weekend away would be a better use of your money. I guess it depends on how "significant" the other is 🤷♂️
This isn’t advice on how to get a girl
@@_cloudface_ Yeah. Only do things you can afford. No shit. 😂
@@jamesarclight544that's what he said
My parents call this princess syndrome, not recognizing someone’s love through words or actions, just purely by getting things. And then wanting more and more
😢
I thought I coined the term "princess syndrome", nice to see others have used it before meA
I think you're being obtuse. She also mentioned getting the card, and backing up those flowers with expressions of how you feel.
@@AUGSpeed42 It wont be genuine if done for a week straight. Then what, ahe'll expect it every year
@@CouchDoobs same lol, glad to hear somebody else use it the same way i thought of it
She's so used to interact with simps that give her gifts. it's the only love language she know
DON’T listen to her
Is it because she's a woman?
does she not know broke bois cant afford flowers.
Nick heard you
If I did this my gf would definitely think I’m cheating or some shit 💀
Lmao i know a dude bought flowers and got rejected. Pokémon Is out of touch.
Edit: imagine taking dating advice from pokimane and unironically agree with her. Lmao what a bunch of nerds.
This how you get friend zoned. Don’t ask a fish how to catch a fish.
Exactly. Such a cheesy over validation move
Well generally women are far more insecure than men. That's why they need the flowers for validation, but once they get it and feel validated, they abuse it.
bro thinks he is smart
WHAT???😭😭😭😭 The advice is for people IN A RELATIONSHIP, god TH-cam Kids are so dumb
@@bartbreukels5429 advice is still shit bruh, 7 days of flowers and she will be dry and bored
Getting gifts randomly just because you want to is nice, just don't spam that shit like a consumable to increase affection lmao
Edit: Y'all are pretty damn cool 😎
Perfect advice.
I did that in Harvest Moon and got married
Yeah, winning someone just by quantity of gifts would work in sims, not in real life
@@kirgizikable Lol yeah, reminded of what BulletBarry said a while ago where he said that random gifts meant more to him than stuff bought on holidays cause it showed you didn't feel obligated to buy one or that you were thinking of them
🌚
"Get her doughnuts. For no f**kin' reason.
And then, the next day, get her doughnuts AGAIN!" 🍩😊
It works I've done it lol
*Bulkiness intensifies
😂😂
@@Thuase Aren't they gonna watch their weight though? Also, those are really sweet too
Never ask a fish to fish, ask a fisherman how to fish
Women aren't fish, and if fish could talk, they'd absolutely know the best fishing spots and the best ways of catching themselves. Stop listening to redpill channels. It's embarrassing.
@@Noooiiiissseeeyou're a clown. If you're a woman, it makes sense you think like this. If you're a man, it doesnt make sense that you think like this
Women aren't prey to hunt ya weirdo
@@NoooiiiissseeeI see you’re a fish
@@BobJoe-dn1sc Nope, just not an incel so my brain works correctly.
This isn't a fucking dating sim where you spam flowers at a girl and she will just become more affectionate. Classic Pokimane L
WHAT YOU MEAN I CANT GET 10 HEARTS AND GET MARRIED OFF OF A WEEK OF COMMITMENT?! I HATE THIS GAME.
@@calebcharles9074 lmaoooo
@@calebcharles9074it works, its money instead of flowers though. Ask all the multi millionaires.
I mean it works. It's called love bombing. It's a manipulative tactic that abusive people often use to get dates. There are pimps who uses this tactic too
@@calebcharles9074 Yeah, can some farmer just get a partner around here
Bro, pokimane is the last person who should ever give out advice.
Exactly... though, this is slightly sound
Fact
I know her general ideas are shit. But before we completely dismiss her advice on maintaining strong relationships with women letsn1st find out how succesful she has been and making a woman happy
@@anitabonghit2758she hasn’t she’s actually been a douche bag who text mean things about other girls.
Don't know who she is but.... as all woman they only want validation. At some point they will stop appreciating yours because they got you.
"Baby. Yeah." The right response.
And most men get their first flowers at the funeral
"give her flowers every week for no reason, and MAYBE she'll lay one down at your tombstone."
@@Nightmare-wo2gd That sounds like a HORRIBLE investment, would it even matter when I'm DEAD
@@KarlMacmillann well. Let me be perfectly honest with you. It is a horrible investment, you shouldn't ever take it. That don't mean you don't get your girl flowers, just that you should want to give her flowers out of love, and she should want to give you flowers(or something equivalent) out of love in the same way. Some women don't feel that way, and just take. However, I would rather someone lay flowers down at my grave than leave nothing. Allow my death to help new life flourish. In that sense, I'm never truly gone.
She is the last person you should be taking advice from. This woman screwup’s are well documented.
Anyone who lives in the public eye for hours a day without a script would end up with a large amount of documented screw-ups.
It is just being human. Luckily we are perfect because we don't put our lives online.
@@semi6544 to an extent but she's just not a good person in general
@@outrider8569 -- Maybe, probably. I just don't think many are worthy of the good human title.
It is easy to judge others when we don't have to be judged ourselves.
Who are we? Are we the Church? Let them entertain us when we click and then forget about them the second we decide to do something else.
@@semi6544The consequences and severity of the “screw-up” varies though and I think that very much matters. Small mistakes are human, major ones should not be accepted as a normal human thing
@@semi6544 Damm bro you're straight up wise man
Everyday double the amount of flowers until it fills the entire house. Refuse to remove them even when they start to smell. She'll never want flowers again.
Ok but why? Like what would you gain from your girlfriend being made to hate something she likes?
@@mathewargyPeace of mind😌
@@mathewargy Establish Dominace.
@@TheNamesFarquaad You'll be alone for a loooong time with such a mindset.
@@MB-jt9gs You'll forever be alone, can't be saved. (ragebait used to be believable smh🙄)
Showering ladies with gifts is just weird - especially if some weird ulterior motive is attached to it.
Pokimane actually just started her own brand of flowers you can buy similar to flowers you'd find in the grocery store, just more expensive.
Underrated
Need some bbq sauce for that roast 😂
And if people can’t afford her flowers then they are failures 😂
@@Smoshylife broke boys I believe is the term she so pleasantly used
@@SmoshylifeI think people who defend millionaires who wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire are bigger failures
Taking dating advice from someone that can’t hold a relationship would be wild 🤣
Hold? She never had one
She did @@AidrianXam
She's single. For a reason.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
She's single publicly, yes, and definitely for a reason too. But not because of the way you think. You'd be surprised how much selection these people can make and choose. But the thing is that they will never publicly reveal their relationship. You won't believe how many simps and tier 3 subs are counting on her to not have a boyfriend so that they can feel a bit noticed by a streamer. 😂😂
@@nickzrenthlei Yea i think so too honstly. Just too good money.
@@nickzrenthlei Getting in a relationship is not the hard part, keeping it is the real challenge. You can have 20 girls lining up for you but if you can't keep a single one you are still a loser.
love how he just toke note of the bullshit and moved on with his day without taking that bullshit seriously.
Never listen to someone who supported Amber Heard.
she did??? no way xD
Not shocking, Poki has some of the most brain dead takes on twitch but just hides behind her fame and supposed victim status as a woman online whenever she gets called for it.
True, especially the cookiemaine drama
Welp I can’t even reply it auto-deletes my comments when I quote Johnny
bro take a walk outside
This is the "too poor for my cookies" logic.
pokimane giving relationship advice to nick, who has in a relationship for 15 years is mad funny
He has about 6 or 7 girlfriends too, man is an expert and she has never held a serious relationship lmao
poki looks like she was never told no.
Moral of the story is to not take relationship advice from a middle aged single women who everyone finds insufferable.
"middle aged" 💀💀💀
Completely spot on take, except the middle aged part, lmao
Middle aged is crazy 💀 a lot of you redpillers need to touch grass and breathe AIR (from outside, please) holy fuck, how can a human be so fucked up mentally, god bless the people around u
@@garbaggio9000She’s 28. Meaning shes 2 years away from hitting the wall so close enough
@@13984980I really don't know who came up with this arbitrary number and decided that women hit a wall... 30 is a woman's peak
She's teaching people how to get zero respect from women and always be in the friend zone. The exact type of guys who watch her
some people idealize relationships so much that they'll never have a successful one. Her giving that advice is also her saying that's what she expects from her man.
Never seen her before but bro. This is the dumbest shit I’ve read in a long time 😂
No, but you do not want to please everybody. Just the ones that also respect you. Otherwise stop, respect yourself. I give flowers, but mostly to the person I‘m in a relationship with and who treats me well too.
i thought it was advice for someone in a relationship..why else would she mention birthdays and holidays?
"Unless you're broke like my chat, which won't buy my diet copypasta cookies"
-Pokimane probably
late at night nick is watching this clip crying himself to sleep.
How it should be done:
Get her flowers but make it seem spontaneous. Just say you happend to pass a flower shop and thought of her. Shows that shes always on your mind. Which is basically the main point of gifts.
"He was toooooo perfect..."
"so I had to divorce them, they were just too perfect for me"
@@henrysullivan6341"he is such a nice person, but I don't know, I don't feel the spark anymore. May be I committed too soon"
"He's too boring there was honestly no excitement" 💅🙄
never let a fish teach you how to go fishing.
Fish don't want to be caught. Women _do_ want to be impressed/courted.
The fish absolutely doesn't want to get hooked, yoinked from the water, and potentially even eaten. The women who are looking for a relationship, or are already in one, do enjoy it when their partner does something nice for them.
If you asked a fish advice on how to catch them, it would deliberately give you wrong information, and purposely sabotage your attempts at catching fish. If you ask a woman how she'd like to be impressed, she's gonna try to be honest and actively help you get an understanding of what women enjoy and appreciate.
@@Novenae_CCG except some women don't know what they like, they might say they like to be treated like this and that. but when you try to be consistent with it the relationship will feel boring and flat. even my now girlfriend of 3 years said she liked a different type of guy before she met me. (eg. she doesn't like someone who smokes cigarettes) i do the things was her biggest turn off before we met.
- girls are all different just like how men are different, and we as men understand this so we don't stick to how to get one type of girl. in contrast, when you ask a girl how to get other girls, she might be describing how she would like to be pleased.
@@c0smo325 That's true. But the whole fishing analogy still doesn't make a lot of sense.
@@Novenae_CCG it makes enough sense that men understand
Fish don't want to be caught but they want the bait
Don't ask the deer how to hunt them, ask a hunter.
Dont know any guy who's winning buying flowers daily😂
Remember everyone, she supported Amber Heard and then tried to act like that wasn’t the case. This girl is a giant red flag.
She simps for women no matter what. Poki's low-key a huge man hater.
Yeah pretty easy to say in hindsight isn’t it? Acting like she knew she was an abuser and still supported her…
Its like a mouse teaching a cat to not eat him but feed him cheese instead
tf does this mean bro 😭
bros onto nothing 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯
@@logansinclair7488 mouse is telling cat to reject his instincts ( to eat him ) and instead feed him
@@Tyborzthis is always kinda dumb, if the fish could talk then the fisherman would 100% be talking to them to get better at fishing...
@@Tyborz imagine you're a child psychologist. You go to school, but after that eventually the way you'll get better is by talking to children, despite the fact that the children know nothing of child psychology
Only once. Not for a fucking week
Get us flowers. The first time most men get flowers is on their casket.
Been with my lady for 17 years. Not once did I randomly buy flowers for her.
The one time I bought her flowers and had them delivered to her work. All her coworkers were like woooweee wow woo!
She called me and said thank you and how I am the best. She then said her boss said they looked expensive and my wife asked how much I paid. Got dead silence after I told her.
She said she'll call me back.
Couple hours pass and I get a call from her. She said she called the flower shop and spoke to the owner who tried to fake they couldn't speak English and only Vietnamese. My wife speaks Vietnamese.... LOL so she proceeded to cuss her out in Vietnamese and sent pictures of all the imperfections and said how dare you rip my poor husband off like that!
The owner apologized profusely and blamed her employees and issued me a refund and told my wife to keep the flowers and we're welcome back any time.
My wife then lectured me and said to never buy her flowers again. Despite it being sweet and wonderful. She would rather go out to eat and take her shopping elsewhere. If anything, she said to buy her a single rose. Just as nice and not so expensive for something that will get tossed out.
Then she said get ready, we're going to my favorite restaurant.
Moral of the story: don't buy stupid flowers and instead surprise the woman you like or are in love with by taking them out to eat and spend time with them.
For those who like, be up front about it too. Dont say, "hey wanna hang out?" Nah, say "you wanna go on a date?".. that's what I did and never got friend zoned.
You more soy than jason
Buy an experience... so much more worth than a bouquet. Take her out on a date. Go biking with her. Walk around in a park eating ice cream. Experiences and quality time don't cost much.
Hahaha your wife seems like hell
"I rather go to eat than get flowers" either you have 200 dollars a month and those flowers cost 199, so it is a waste of money, or shes addicted to eating. Because who the hell has a problem with flower gifts.
@@samasokuPeople with sense because flowers are the stupidest waste of money.
I got her flowers, she cancels on me. AND THE NEXT DAY she tells me she’s talking to someone else…
this only works on girls that like you
Tbh it may have made her take you a bit more seriously instead of continuing to waste your time. I obviously don’t know the situation but yeah
You’re just an L then
😂😂😂😂 stop lying you have never talked to woman apart from your mom.
Yeah man, that's fkin life, mate. Some people really suck more than others. Take that shit on the chin brother and let's keep walking down this path.
You gotta realize that you dodged a bullet. Imagine if they were really a scum bag dated you, then you found out their seeing someone else.
Live and learn my friend.
"you never ask a fish how to catch fish*
Fish don't want to be caught. Women _do_ want to be impressed/courted.
The fish absolutely doesn't want to get hooked, yoinked from the water, and potentially even eaten. The women who are looking for a relationship, or are already in one, do enjoy it when their partner does something nice for them.
If you asked a fish advice on how to catch them, it would deliberately give you wrong information, and purposely sabotage your attempts at catching fish. If you ask a woman how she'd like to be impressed, she's gonna try to be honest and actively help you get an understanding of what women enjoy and appreciate.
The fisherman is still better to ask in any case
And if you don't give her flowers 1 day, she'll get mad at you
Pokimane was like "do you know how hard it was to plant this paid actor selling flowers here? Waaaaaooow" 😂
Ok
learn to fish from a fisherman not the fish
Huh…
That’s certainly one way to put it 😂
Don't the fish know best what kind of bait they like most?
She isn’t teaching how to “fish”, she’s giving a suggestion for people already in a relationship. Also that analogy is dumb.
@@azazelop5223still holds up, ask a chef how to cook steak not the steak he’s cooking.
Why? The fish is telling you what it takes for it to jump on your boat willingly so you don’t even need to fish. Your analogy only works if you plan to drug girls. Then asking them how much chloroform you need would be stupid. You should ask that creepy guy hovering around the unattended drinks.
“Baby, …yeah…” 😭😭
the one in the back scared tf outta me
My brain would immediately go to “he did something wrong and he’s trying to distract me with flowers.”
THIS!!! 👍
That’s what anyone insecure would do lmao
@@12gaugedanny96 most of girlfriends think like this. I don't know if it's insecurities, but if their boyfriends start to give flowers and stuff, out of the blue, they became suspicious.
@12gaugedanny96 or doing something that isn't stsndard or normalized is therfore odd behavior and raises suspicion. If I have a girlfriend that I see every weekend nomatter the mood or weather but out of the blue she doesn't want to see me as much then I'll be suspicious she's seeing some1 else or planning something nd I've seen both men nd women cheated on in these situations unfortunately.
Girl math=autism
If you ask a rabbit how to hunt, it'll say all you need is more carrots
Don't take her serious on anything
“Why’d you get flowers did you do something wrong?” Never bought flowers again.
Young men, my word of advice is don’t listen to womens’ dating advice. They will usually tell you what they want at the moment and their advice will change constantly. Their advice is not universally applicable to every guy. We grew up in a culture where most men were not given a solid foundation to be a man. Living your life to emotionally please women is a recipe for disaster. Don’t ever make it your goal in life to impress women. The act of putting them above all else is an ick for women. It sounds cliche but listen to your soul and always be searching for a higher purpose. Nobody has an answer for you online. Nobody that knows you has an answer for you. You have to live life and figure it out yourself.
Thanks so much! What do we owe you for this session?
Wow MeatVessel droppin knowledge under a TH-cam short. Some real shit in here lol
WTF does any of this have to do with anything in this video or the topic at hand? I'll answer for you: nothing.
What is being a man? That singular question is something fukin with the youth. Because there's no solid one all answer for that.
You tell these boys they can't be soft or vulnerable at all, and you bring up emotionless drones that can't respond to their feelings properly. All the while being taught women are more akin to objects to be sought after or appraised rather than another human to connect with.
@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242 Here, I'll translate for you: no one can give you the secret trick to making a woman fall for you. Be yourself, do what you love, and you'll find a partner who you don't need tricks to impress.
Never receive relationship advice from a single toxic girl
I can never tell the difference between simping and being a gentleman. Which is why I play it safe and treat women like men
Treating women like just another human being is an option, if that means you "treat them like men" that's good!!
you figured it out... kinda
Treat them like they are bellow you and nevet give a fuck
Fuck that, that’s beer money
Terrible advice. Unless you are 5 years married, the girl will just think you are weird and creepy for doing this.
Persona ass way of increasing heart affection
Yea... let's NOT do that
When something exceeds its limit, it turns into its opposite.
Her laugh made me laugh 😂 like you really thought he was bouta go for that lmfaoooo
“Buy women gifts and they’ll love you” no thanks. When will men get random gifts for no reason? It never happens. It’s strange women expect something for nothing in return
My girlfriend does give me gifts from time to time and she cooks for me everyday. Last received gift from her was some nice silverwares, and before that, she bought me a new bench press just because it had a good deal on it
This is about women in general dawg, not about your gf@@Conical187
It is not expected of you, that is why they will be so happy
I forgot to take a lunch with me to work. My girl rode a bike to bring me a sack lunch, surprised the shit outa me.
The wrong person will expect gifts and never provide them, and the right person won't care about gifts, because YOU are the gift!
@@lalleahrahre616clearly Poki expects it. But she doesn't seem to have a great track record with actual relationships, so...
Yeah..my experience tell me that she would soon think that you feel guilty about something and probably make some conclusion about what it is you feel guilty about..
surprising a girl you're mutually close with is a good idea. That whole do it for a week thing is bonkers tho
she's gonna think you're love bombing her 😭
NEVERRRR let her "cook" again, that shit was dumb
Don’t ask a fish how to catch a fish.
u used the analogy so wrong it actually hurt reading this.
@@flagrest8398 oh, can you correct me?
😂😂😂
@@flagrest8398 when a fish swims he doesnt concern himself with the forest sharks.
Fish don't want to be caught. Women _do_ want to be impressed/courted.
The fish absolutely doesn't want to get hooked, yoinked from the water, and potentially even eaten. The women who are looking for a relationship, or are already in one, _do_ enjoy it when their partner does something nice for them.
If you asked a fish advice on how to catch them, it would deliberately give you wrong information, and purposely sabotage your attempts at catching fish. If you ask a woman how she'd like to be impressed, she's gonna try to be honest and actively help you get an understanding of what women enjoy and appreciate.
The single person giving relationship advice to a person who's been in a relationship for years is hilarious
my girlfriend doesnt like flowers. she sees them as something pointless, a gift that dies isnt thoughtful. dont take advice from this cookie monster
So I tried this and currently my sentence is in processing
Speaking from experience, most girls would prefer food over flowers
“Just cuz any day with you is a fuckin’ blessing, BAYbee!” Wtf that was so cringe I can’t 😭
Cringe made all the worse because she thinks she’s really cool 😂
He’s like “baby?”… right, okay! 😂
Girlfriend maintenance cost: $12.000/week
you cant do this tho you will get treated poorly for it in thr long run, your better being nice every once in while. women prefer to be kept on there toes thats why they always like the bad boys.
Said this to my son, dont listen to what they say but to what they do.
Boom. Girls never date the person they describe when they give dating advice. Observe their actions.
I believe poki the day she sleeps with one of her simps who have been sending her flowers daily for years.
Even Nick figured out quick that this would be a waste of time and money 😂😂
Following a woman's advice is basically doing the opposite of everything that attracts her.
Yes maybe once or twice but a whole week is crazy behaviour
And after the week, give her a house and a 2 week vacation to bali.
Bird: Yea just keep flapping until you fly
FISH: •Flapping fin and swims away• thanks but time is of the essence! 😂
After a week.
Her: where me flowers
I used to do that and when we broke up she posed with them and her new boyfriend as if he bought them, mad expensive too
That's wild. She sounds like a weird and horrible person. Glad she stopped wasting your time on her undeserving self. Hope you find someone that treasures and respects you.
@@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242
I'm almost Grateful, I've lost around 40 LB since we broke up and she's Respectfully Getting Bigger than I ever was, Karma
"that's crazy" type energy 😂
Pokimane has ZERO game
u don't ask a fish how to fish, u ask a fisher
Never ask a fish how to catch it.