I'M AN ANGRY LITTLE CRAB MAN | GORN
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 พ.ค. 2019
- I have crabs.... NO I mean I AM a Crab..... just watch more GORN
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Jack: *Plays Gorn*
Lamp: *Ah shit, here we go again.*
Lol
Jenga Nebu lamp has ptsd Vietnam flashbacks
hehe kek
yes.
L
5:49 Jack: "Wait are you still alive?!"
Nearly dead person: " *YES* "
XD Sounds like he says ‘’Jup!’’
*YEP!*
He must be in pain, not
Me: Laughs
Sean: Who the FuCk is laughing up there! THIS IS SERIOUS BUISNO
xD
Jack: **Tells bad joke**
**Looks up at audience expecting them to laugh**
Emperor (Or whatever he is): "Perhaps you are just too dumb to understand"
Jack: "HEY!*
yep!
Welcome back to *GOOORRRNNNN!*
Sean's neighbours: Ah shit, here we go again.
Hana Xx when they hear that they have to hide under the tables in the centre of the room, they still get fist thru their walls
@@pasdor9936 They have to replace their walls every VR video
Hana Xx he edits out the screaming when he punches its subtle but watch closely you’ll see it
But wait, what if he doesn’t have neighours?
lmfao this comment got me good
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Bryan dechart: I have crabs.
I really didn't have to see that profile picture
Kha akali? Yes it is
Exactly what i first thought while not watching this video
First thing I thought of when I saw the title/thumbnail lol
@@justabiscuit1794 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Make yourself super tiny with the high damage, low gravity and all that and GO FOR THEIR ANKLES!!!
*Parents are fighting*
Their son in the other room: 2:59
LMFAOOO
6:45 Sean in his true form
*Hits whiteboard
*CRAB*
clap
fucking
clap
clap
*Jack: I DON'T LIKE VIOLENCE!*
*Jack at the same time: *says that as chops bodies**
SCP - You're like count.
*JACKSEPTICEYE:* Guys, it's not my decision! I hate violence! But I'd be lying to you if I didn't say it wasn't fun!
_(All the while chopping people up.)_
@ky laa This is like, the entire plot of Devil Man Cry Baby
@@glumboflumbo | I hate that anime. There are a lot of anime I like, but that's not one of them.
"MURDER DISPLEASES ME!"
-John Kramer, Saw 4
Jack: I don't like violence
*Cuts up body*
Jack: Never will
*Slices body with knife*
Jack: Never have
*Puts body in grinder*
*gets a gun*
I'm peaceful
9
’0’
He laughs like an idiot too
Linda, if you want to hate. Go somewhere else. ")
Jack: plays gorn
Red lamp: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
Sean: "oooh I got a wibble wobble"
Sean's next door neighbors: "Is that what he calls it"
Chilled out Gamer 😆😂🤣
lmao heheheheheh
I'm just hearing Squidward saying it.
"Nurse! 50ccs of SMACKASS." - JSE, 2019
LMFAO
Yo how the hell do you have that thing next to your name?
Click on the JOIN button to the left of the SUBSCRIBE button.
@@terribletree7933 it's a badge
"I have no body to go with" - Had me literally in tears!!
Jack: I will protect you my son!
Also Jack: Fight him son!!
Jack: plays Gorn again
Blue lamp: *_vietnam flashback intensifies_*
*jack looks at two decapitated warriors in a pool of blood*
Jack: “This is sweet. Look at you guys go!”
5:49
Jack: Are you still alive!!?!?
“YuP!”
Jack in the previous episodw: the tracking is flawless
*Jack gets new headset*
Jack:The tracking is flawless
Petition to have Robin add a count of how many times Jack screams at the top of his lungs "GIVE ME THEM KNEES/TOES" would be greatly appreciated
Please and thanks
COMPILATION TIME
Enriched Breakfast ye
yeah, Jack’s crabby.
and you wanna know why?
BECAUSE JACK HAS *CRABS*
I came into the comments specifically looking for this 😂
He thought it would be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a prostitute named Los Cangrejos.
He paid 700$ for the crabs
@karate chop 111 more like a Bryan Dechart reference
Oh I love the Bryan Dechart reference. One of my favourite actors
10:20 Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Jack:Plays gorn
Lamp:👁️👄👁️
Jacksepticeye: Hey grandad how ya doin
Grandad: *YOU WANT FIGHT?*
That's literally what goes on when I visit my grandparents
:D
NO :P
@@retroisfound05
Grandad: *YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT FIGHT?*
@@thatonedude977 Maybe-
*Fleenstones intensifys*
Jack: "Im hate violence"
Also Jack: "GIMME THEM KNEES"
GIMME DEM TOEZ
Jack 2k19
I SHALL CONSUME YOUR KNEES
Tru
Crispy Face don't be rude to the poor small bean
11:28 he definitely sounds like an anime villain's line.
I kinda wish he’d play again. It’s just such a fun game.
Jack hits someone while in giant mode
*ATTACK ON TITAN SONG INTENSIFIES*
*SAYSAGEYO also intensifies*
*Levi Ackerman has entered the chat*
Sean: I HATE VIOLENCE
.
.
.
i'm just really good at it.
69 likes 😹
81 now
More satisfactory
Jack: WERE PLAYING GORN TODAY!
The King: Not this b***h
4:04 "You coming at me with your rod, dude?"
- Jacksepticeye 2019
"That's not gonna work against the mighty Great-Axe!"
"I'm an angry little crab man!" YOU'RE BRYAN DECHART!?
Same! Lmao
Yeah I'm crabby and you wanna know why
Yeah. I'm crabby. And you wanna know why? Cause I've got crabs. I thought it would be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker called "los congrejos". It turns out in spanish that means "the crabs". I PAID $700 FOR THE CRABS! So maybe next time you'll open your traveller's dictionary. But hey. Now you know.
You inspired me to fight EVERYTHING in gorn with me bare hands!
13:36
The fact that jack blew up the Giant's head with his bare hands, makes him seem like such a boss. It seems like a movie moment, like an end battle. :)
Jack: *GIMME THOSE KNEES*
Also Jack: *Proceeds to HIT Head*
Edit:wait what how I have that many likes tf???
Edit:well ty 💜❤
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subscribe to my channel pls
R.i.p
@@PinguVibesYT nah sub to Jacksepticeye
Sean: We’re back in gorn everybody!!!
Red lamp: OHHHH NOOOO PLS NOT ME.
The Lamps Are Alive!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
7:25 jack: this is toomuch for my sweet little baby innocence(he says as he violently rips a gladiator to shreds and sends them flying)
Jack: let me play gorn
Blue lamp (as me): let’s..not play that...
Jack: *screams in gorn*
Blue lamp (as me): ahh shit, here we go again..
I admire your dedication.
Yeah to go through making a whole new profile, that's a true fan
@@ewankirby7627 not like you can edit your profile but ok
@@supermario6297 k
Blue lamp can Speak!
Jack: *GIMME THEM KNEES!!!* *GIMME 'EM TOES!!!*
Also Jack: **continues to shove each one of them in his Sean pit.**
I don't think you know how the joke works
Sean :*plays gorn again*
Everybody liked that
who tf is sean
Oogie Boogie it’s jack his real name
Lamp :AH SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
Jack: Gorn is the best game ever created
Superhot VR: Am I a joke to you?
Jack: do you HAVE 90 minutes
Me:bring it on
When jack plays gorn
Super hot vr: is standing in the rain and the I’m so lonely meme plays
Yes Super hot is a joke to me
Gorn is way better than Superhot VR
Is it just me or super hot is a bit overrated
"you guys are my best friends" 1second later "ah I cut him in half"
Yeah, you're the king of crabs!
*_Wait no_*
Don't take that out of context.
When I saw the crab hands I was like: "Are you gonna "crab rave"?"
Me to
Yeah. I'm crabby. And you wanna know why? Cause I've got crabs. I thought it would be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker called "los congrejos". It turns out in spanish that means "the crabs". I PAID $700 FOR THE CRABS! So maybe next time you'll open your traveller's dictionary. But hey. Now you know.
No dead meme
Me just showering while listening to Jack’s gameplay
Jack: 9:00
Me at the therapist ten years later: I’ve never taken a shower again without underwear on
Jack: *I DON’T LIKE VIOLENCE*
*Jack a few minutes later*: *going around and ripping people’s heads off*
5:16
I look at my notifications and see a crab jack
Me: wtf???
THE GAELIC GLADIATOR
THE IRISH EYE CUTTER
THE KELTOC KILLER
THE NORSE NOSSE TIER
JACKSPEDICEYE
Celtic*
donty frogety hes also the garlic gladiator
Hes also a lamp killer
wuterwizzard 052 forgot the garlic gladiator
They call him many names but they all lose there toes
Jack:plays gorn
Blue lamp: I'm on a high way to hell
Jack you should really come back to this game they have added so much things since you’ve last played
Definitely
Me too But apparently he just gave up on it
You back an Irish man to his corner
He is going to drink his way out of it
--Sean 2019
*deep inhale* OMFG YES
Everyone knows the Irish gain great strength when drinking
*chugs Guinness straight from the tap*
Thumbnail: I AM A CRAB!
Me: *Bryan Dechart*
Yep. It had to be
“NURCE! Fifty C.C’s of Smack-ass!” I love this😂
Jack: WELCOME BACK TO GOOOOOOOORN!
Jack's lamp: *war flashbacks*
I may be as dumb as you think I am
but I'm not as dumb as I don't know I am
Jacksepticeye 2019
John P “sometimes it don’t be like it do, but it is”
~Confucius
*don't know I am
Top of the morning...
Comes out in the afternoon
Jack: TOP OF THE AFTERNOON
Jack: Gimme them toes!!!
*Proceeds to hit the back*
Me: Yeah that makes sense
Jack: Plays Gorn
Red Lamp: Chuckles, im in Danger.
Jacksepticeye 2019: "where are my hands”
@zamazu goku NOW MY FEET ARE KNIVES!?!
Erased from existence with Felix's legs.
Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers?
At the end you had AMAZINGLY flawless hair😂😋
Just what I was thinking! lol
Hello brother
Why does it look like he's greying though?
@@delphicdescant what i was going to say
@@delphicdescant he is
Jacksepticeye: Top of the morning!
His neighbors: he's at it again.
And I thought you were a Gaelic Gladiator warrior in Tabs, this game proves you are truly a warrior
Me: 0:00 expects normal into
Jack: *WHERE ARE MY HANDS*
Ya mean intro?
"I'm crabby!" *does the Bryan Dechart shuffle*
jack: plays gorn
everything that shares a 300000 mile radius to him: shi-
What a shame that Jack stoped playing Gorn. This was my favrit playlist on his channel (Except Happy wheels) That was the best.
7:33 Even the audience at the right is suprised by Jack's strength
Jack: Let's put him out of his misery
Also Jack: Thumbs up
17:22
More like thumb up his ASS
Jack: I want to play bowling
Wii sports bowling plays loudly
Do, do, do do do do, do do do
5:47 Jack: wait are you still alive
Gladiator: ye
*_"TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!!!" returns!_*
Yes!!
@@itdobeawren | I'm glad he's returned with his intro! It always spices things up!
Sean: I call this one the battle of the bastards
Me: thinks about how good GoT used to be and cries
I feel ya...
Sean: gets back to gorn
Lamp: my time has come
Jack: This is serious you shouldn’t be laughing.
Me: 🤣 at the fact he said it was serious
Jack: Makes entire joke around a head.
Me(again): 🤣🤣🤣
3:24 - Jack gets smacked by a glitchy hand.
Jack: I HATE VIOLENCE
*rips people apart with crab hands laughing*
Me: I see nothing wrong with this XD
hahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
**Laughs, really hard**
Jack gets crabs hands
Jack excited: "Now im gonna get those knees!! Now im gonna get those toes!!"
jackocrab
My toes feel weird
JACK VERZON hahahah!
Jack as he slaughters multiple men with relish: I...DON'T...LIKE...VIOLENCE.
10:23 lol that change from happiness to straight up murder.
me: *sees tumbnail*
also me: crab king crab king CRAB KING!
Jack: "I got a wabble boi!"
Me: "Adorable :'3"
Jack: "insulting strongly during fighting in the game"
Me: "OMG... Still adorable :'D"
I loved the Jim Carrey impression you did of him at Medieval Times in the movie The Cable Guy.
"It is said that the Gaelic Gladiator would perform a ritual after every kill, in which he would scream 'Gimme those toes!', and shop off the feet of his enemies."
YEAH IM CRABBY! AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
That's all I could think of when seeing the thumbnail.
Same X)
Jack- You guys are my best friends, Oh my god he cleved him into two.
Me- That was a pretty ruthless friendship.
You back an Irish man into a corner and he’ll drink his way out of it-Jacksepticeye/Sean 2019
The guy at the top: these crab arms go bang bang. Sean: Imma just rip you apart
My dad : Start contributing to society!
Me : I will.
Also me : *Watching little crab man killing everyone in a psychotic way*
Jack: *rips and tears people to pieces* "I am having a great time!"
"Why did I not go to the party... because I had no BODY to go with". 🤣🤣🤣
*KING:* Perhaps just too dumb to understand.
"gimme them toes!"
a true gladiator
Sweetly: "welcome back to!!"
Metalish voice: "GOOOOOOORRRRRNNNNNN!!!!"
YOU WANT FIGHT I HAVE ALOT OF FIGHT *cave man grunt*
Look mom more than 60 people find me funny
Jack should come back again! The final boss is bonkers!
I’ve been watching for 5 years but now switched to watching you on my phone but no matter what, you make me laugh the shit out of me.
Nobody:
Jacksepticeye: TOp oF ThE MOrNinG To yA lADIes
Welcome to JackSepticEye, man.
PaSS ThE BoOf he didnt do that anymore for a while, and im so glad that hes doing it aigain actually 😊
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14:53 Angry LITTLE Crab Man? No, not this time... xD
Jack really hit him with the “Ora Ora Ora Ora” 13:30
No one:
Not a single souls:
Jack: where are my hands?
Hi
@@jkaiveons4855 Hii
@Kikk er 😂😂