Hello! I've been pretty busy with Games Done Quick stuff lately and haven't gotten a great chance to update my video description with up-to-date stuff until today! Hopefully it answers a bunch of stuff people are wondering about, since from a quick skim of the comments, I see a couple of common things here and there that are asked repeatedly. Thanks for stopping by and enjoying some goose gameplay!
The year is 20XX, geese have evolved to the point of being a major threat to human life as we know it. Using extreme intellect, perception, or maybe even somehow seeing the future, these birds are able to easily work around any situation presented to them. Thankfully, they do not seem to care for anything other than harmless pranks on their human underlings. Still, it’s only a matter of time before things turn for the worse.
you can have the surprise completely ruined for you however if you simply took the time to look around the main starting point. to be fair its another, completely different surprise once you get to the bell, but they really should of blocked off the pit with something.
I like to imagine that this goose is an evil deity that haunts this village. The villagers have killed the goose many times, but each time it dies it reincarnates and kills the person that killed it. And so now nobody is willing to fight it. But at the same time the stupid goose pisses them off so they'll still shoo you away and stuff. It also must be a pain to build that miniature church once every year as a ritual to appease the Anseris Crusiatu, goose god of torment.
@@svanvalk omg it took me an hour until I realized when a person hits you and drops the bell it takes them enough time for you to just pick it back up again and run
*Goose hides under table for several seconds* Human- “damn, I guess that goose disappeared” Do the humans in this game have no sense of object permanence?
"Hopefully someone will be able to find a way to break into that gate that leads to the end, but a really powerful invisible wall is making it difficult to find a clip." I smell Barrier Skip 2.0!
AFAIK they get "archived", in a sense. Like, they're still considered a former world record, but they're no longer in the running for the current record. Assuming there's no way to just play on the older version and continue competing.
Sometimes a category will be made for each version, so that there can be runs with and without certain exploits. But usually people only care what the fastest time is.
It depends on the game. Some games are purposefully run on older versions of a game before certain glitches are patched out. I feel like the most common thing I see is that people will run whichever version of the game allows them to get the fastest time.
People run on whatever patch lets them achieve the fastest time. If a prepatched game is absurdly broken to the point a speedrun is trivial and too simple (see: Oblivion) then generally the community will agree on using the newest patch instead.
People around the village shop and farm : You stole everything from me! This speedy goose: I don't even know who you are. People from pub : Oh I know who you are.. you son of a goose!
Wait a minute, I want the whole shabang! Target times, deviations accurate to ten milliseconds, proclaiming "this run is probably dead" at least twice... This is quackery! :D
On my youtube, I just upload my raw recordings of speedruns without splits and commentary because I value high quality video recordings of speedruns. I did stream this run on twitch though if you want to watch the commentated version! www.twitch.tv/videos/485233987
This is really well done, I can see how this run is pretty well optimized already but it can obviously get faster, you had a few slip ups, such as not being able to untie the shoes on the first try as well as other npc difficulties and using this route and minimizing error you could shave off I'm thinking around 30 seconds, but that's only if a new route is discovered, this was quite entertaining to watch, and I'll have to try using the binky to sequence break
*whistles* Okay, maybe it was beaten pretty quickly, but this is still an impressive speedrun! Though I find it amusing that, arguably, a speedrun is a "good" ending for the village -- the goose may have gotten that bell again, but it was much less of a pest to all the people in the village! XD
i think that in this case the goose represents some sort of a godly divine creature, having lived through many cycles of domination which always ends with the symbolical theft of the last beacon of human hope - the golden bell. The bell probably represents christianity, and human's blind faith in their good God, only for the almighty goose to come and destroy and mock their belief.
Hello! I've been pretty busy with Games Done Quick stuff lately and haven't gotten a great chance to update my video description with up-to-date stuff until today! Hopefully it answers a bunch of stuff people are wondering about, since from a quick skim of the comments, I see a couple of common things here and there that are asked repeatedly. Thanks for stopping by and enjoying some goose gameplay!
ok
Stop being good at all of the games I like
Why did u play this lol
Human: * Chasing goose *
Goose: * Hides under table *
Human: *Must have been the wind*
Metal gear games or any stealth games
Human: *sees goose* NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE
Goose: *hides under table*
Human: Must've been my imagination
Ay icon buddies
Stealth 100.
Tenchu
The year is 20XX, geese have evolved to the point of being a major threat to human life as we know it. Using extreme intellect, perception, or maybe even somehow seeing the future, these birds are able to easily work around any situation presented to them. Thankfully, they do not seem to care for anything other than harmless pranks on their human underlings. Still, it’s only a matter of time before things turn for the worse.
the speedruners already found 2 skips wtf
Goose..has changed
What terrifies me the most is to think that this will happen this very century
@@VantomPayne Geese.. Geese never change..
the hjönkening
*Goose:* Ｈ Ｏ Ｎ Ｋ
*Random bystander:* What was that?!
*Goose:* -·- (ʜɪᴅᴅᴇɴ)
*Totally not a Skyrim guard:* ...I guess it was just my imagination!
Skyrim! Exactly my thoughts!
(picks up radio)
N E V E R S H O U L D H A V E C O M E H E R E
Whose footprints are these?
What was that noise?
Heard they’re reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.
Love how you got the sneaking button
*Sneak 100*
Biggest plot twist of 2019, this game ending
LesserPlanes, I guess they’re don’t have “I want to kill that goose” hate
you can have the surprise completely ruined for you however if you simply took the time to look around the main starting point.
to be fair its another, completely different surprise once you get to the bell, but they really should of blocked off the pit with something.
I like to imagine that this goose is an evil deity that haunts this village. The villagers have killed the goose many times, but each time it dies it reincarnates and kills the person that killed it. And so now nobody is willing to fight it. But at the same time the stupid goose pisses them off so they'll still shoo you away and stuff.
It also must be a pain to build that miniature church once every year as a ritual to appease the Anseris Crusiatu, goose god of torment.
Indoril Nerevar, not gonna lie, that shit was DEEP
@@j4dedm4llard47 oh damm
Creator:"here's a fun and relax game that you can mess around with "
Game community:
"S P E E D R U N"
Lel
I dunno about you, but taking the bell back the normal way is the most stressful thing I've ever done in a game lol
@@svanvalk omg it took me an hour until I realized when a person hits you and drops the bell it takes them enough time for you to just pick it back up again and run
Instructions for playing goose game: "Just be a dickhead in every possible way."
True
You meant a *duck* head
The words "Untitled Goose Game Any%" fill me with a primal fear
Zum1UDontNo why does this comment have so many likes but no reply’s
No u
@@Dejanp1505 yes
C-O-D-E R-E-D no u
KoekieDejan no u
I love that even Untitled Goose Game has wall clips
*Goose hides under table for several seconds*
Human- “damn, I guess that goose disappeared”
Do the humans in this game have no sense of object permanence?
It's probably more a case of "A goose is under the table, I ain't dealing with that shit."
Geese are horrible.
Attention span level of Skyrim Bandit
Well if that hapen the human prob camping the goose and the game will be unplayable
lol yeah humans are sooo dumb XDee
*gosh darn
I love how determined the little guy looks. That is a goose with a mission.
A mission to win your heart
And that mission is
FUCK
SHIT
UP.
I feel like geese near cities wake up with a list like this every day
Underrated comment
I live in Canada and can confirm this to be true
I’d bet the same applies to geese in college campuses too
Pigeons also have this list tbh, and seagulls. Fucking seagulls.
@@valkyrie-randgris seagulls would fight god for half a bagel
Goose: **hides under table**
Woman: *DANGIT HE GOT AWAY*
I’m just waiting for the 40 minute Summoning Salt video of this game.
Sean Adultperson *untitled goose game speedrun progression* 😈👏
I'm sure he'll make it... in 20 years
Gonna be a long time, bud.
I love this movie about the gooose, especially the parts when he using his magic item ability to get over gates and stuff.
For just a moment I longed for a glitchless run, but then I remembered real geese basically do that and it's like 85% realistic.
goddamit now i want someone to TAS this :I
It'd just honk the entire run. Ceaselessly
I bet you could glitch through to the village with some weird tas technique
@TASbot
@@louiskohnke2343 @ing people doesn't work this isn't twitter
@@williamsmith6921 I know
That goose could steal 170 bells per day
Tom Nook is jealous
"Hopefully someone will be able to find a way to break into that gate that leads to the end, but a really powerful invisible wall is making it difficult to find a clip."
I smell Barrier Skip 2.0!
I thought I already watched the wr run where he clipped through walls?
8:10 That's not even a glitch, geese can just do that.
yes i agree
g e e s e
Arnie Amador who said it was a glitch??
@@idontknow1414 your name
@@Scou1y that's the plural for goose
Really!? People are speed running this game ALREADY!
WR is at 3:05
Its a very speed-friendly game, especially with all the physics quirks n bugs.
He got to where I'm at in 2 minutes
Hell, even someone managed to do it in THREE MINUTES, I KID YOU NOT
same
"Wait, you cant skip the farmer downstream, can you?" *bottlecap clips like its half-life 2*
Ace Starstream I read that in Desync’s voice lmfao
@@TheOfficialGrok "Yep, good to go."
bets on how long til pub skip
I was just thinking that lol
Apparently not long.
Better question, what is your name???
@Joey Bucker anybody who comments about it below you are overrated
No time to cause minor inconveniences, this goose is on a mission
1:56 dont you just hate it when a random goose just walks up to you and unties your shoes within a milisecond?
zallard1 speedrunning Untitled Goose Game is something I didn’t realize how much I wanted until today
Oh hey I saw you often in the chat of the failboat ki:u stream replays
When he’s knocking down the tower he sounds like a jackhammer.
Hello
I never thought I’d see such high speed goose strats
0:28. It says press A to use your beak.
I thought it said press A to break your neck.
My eyes: burning from lack of sleep
My brain: "Yeah sure I'll watch an untitled goose game any%"
So what happens to speed runs when the developers patch the exploit? Are they invalid then?
AFAIK they get "archived", in a sense. Like, they're still considered a former world record, but they're no longer in the running for the current record. Assuming there's no way to just play on the older version and continue competing.
Sometimes a category will be made for each version, so that there can be runs with and without certain exploits. But usually people only care what the fastest time is.
It depends on the game. Some games are purposefully run on older versions of a game before certain glitches are patched out. I feel like the most common thing I see is that people will run whichever version of the game allows them to get the fastest time.
People run on whatever patch lets them achieve the fastest time. If a prepatched game is absurdly broken to the point a speedrun is trivial and too simple (see: Oblivion) then generally the community will agree on using the newest patch instead.
I would assume so.
Human: finds goose
Goose: hides down a table
Human: *visible confusion*
Back at it again with that first week speedrun I see
My guy went from blindfolded boxing to speedrunning an untitled game.
The 100% category of this game would be much more entertaining
Agreed
RAKE IN THE LAKE, RAKE IN THE LAKE, RAKE IN THE LAKE
The "How to be a dick" goose guide
I accidentally skipped to 7:01 and I thought the goose casually murdered that man😂
Just a normal Monday
"And introducing
~a goose~
as
~the goose~"
NameForComments
Producer
HIDEO KOJIMA
Great to see you branching out with other games to speed run! This was a lot of fun to watch
I've watched about 12 goose vids here on TH-cam and YOURS was the first one where I could hear the sounds of the game. Thank you!
This is gonna be on everyone's recommended watch
@joo __ I second this, he must be a wielder of dark magics.
yep
mhm
I was waiting for someone speedrunning this masterpiece of a game. well done
People around the village shop and farm : You stole everything from me!
This speedy goose: I don't even know who you are.
People from pub : Oh I know who you are.. you son of a goose!
Beat this game last night. Absolutely loved it
uses pixel perfect movement, perfect timed button presses, and boundary exploit to speedrun some game about a *_goose_*
At the rate speedrunning this game is evolving, it's going to become like GoldenEye speedrunning. Maybe 100% is the next big speed game for this one?
7:15. Wtf, he just kidnapped a kid?!
Oh, nevermind. It is a model village.
I love that zallard is running Goose Game. Hilarious.
alexanderbrooksify Goose Game for GDQ2020!
Wait a minute, I want the whole shabang! Target times, deviations accurate to ten milliseconds, proclaiming "this run is probably dead" at least twice...
This is quackery! :D
The puns
On my youtube, I just upload my raw recordings of speedruns without splits and commentary because I value high quality video recordings of speedruns. I did stream this run on twitch though if you want to watch the commentated version! www.twitch.tv/videos/485233987
*okay but why does the music stress me out*
*and im not even playing*
Insane potential in this run. Really excited to see what comes next
1:35 NO WAY!!! EARLY TRIGGER OF THE HOUSE BREAK IN??? SO YOU ONLY HAVE TO PLAY THE LAST LEVEL???
That glitch that let us skip 3 of the 4 zones is awesome, but there is still a lot of place for optimisation in your run
That goose must be Irish,going straight to the pub.
he actually finished the game at 8:45
So, the goose that live near my house has been speedrunning all this time, cool.
this just shows us that geese are a menace to society and i love it
This is really well done, I can see how this run is pretty well optimized already but it can obviously get faster, you had a few slip ups, such as not being able to untie the shoes on the first try as well as other npc difficulties and using this route and minimizing error you could shave off I'm thinking around 30 seconds, but that's only if a new route is discovered, this was quite entertaining to watch, and I'll have to try using the binky to sequence break
This game hasn’t even been out that long and people already found glitches to exploit for speed run tactics. Wow.
So u have gone from fighting professional boxers blindfolded to annoying people while being a goose...
Never thought I'd see a run of this game, let alone an 8 and a half minute one. Zallard is always innovating no matter what xD
I love that it showcases a fucked up pub and then like 4 people who haven't even seen a goose today
horrifying goose learns how to faze through reality
"Okay so now we have *insert item here* the rounds pretty much over"
The humans losing the goose animation is hilarious, it looks like they are saying “Aw, shucks!”
0:17 that would be absolutely terrifying to have happen to you while peacefully walking near a bush
This is my first exposure to this game, and i thought the goose’s goal was to set a lovely dinner for the burly man and a beautiful lady
*i was wrong*
my appreciation for geese skyrocketed the second i ever saw this game. wholesome goose hours
*whistles* Okay, maybe it was beaten pretty quickly, but this is still an impressive speedrun! Though I find it amusing that, arguably, a speedrun is a "good" ending for the village -- the goose may have gotten that bell again, but it was much less of a pest to all the people in the village! XD
ah zallard, i should've known i'd be you to play this golden game
Finally seeing the end of this game after so long makes me feel nostalgic
Lucifer: Can I at least make ONE thing?
God: Fine. You get _one._
Lucifer:
Just from the sheer ridiculous nature of this game I hope the devs don’t update it to remove all the bugs in it
Wow this game is focused on a goose stealing a bell
Even the goose is better at being a cheeky sod than all of the bullies in high school.
This game has been out for how many days and speed runners have already figured out how to break the game.
My man used DRILL PECK on that tower
what an adorable little game, lovely ending
Unlike real geese, this one didn't poop literally everywhere.
lol
I've never seen a goose before, and people refer to them like demons or something. Are they really that bad?
Ah one of those speedruns.
Maybe a 100% run in the future sometime?
I hope so too. It'd showcase the comedy more effectively.
Agreed. I've love to see what the whole run looks like. That rogue basket tho was funny
Why do I find this to be the most interesting video on the internet?
i think that in this case the goose represents some sort of a godly divine creature, having lived through many cycles of domination which always ends with the symbolical theft of the last beacon of human hope - the golden bell.
The bell probably represents christianity, and human's blind faith in their good God, only for the almighty goose to come and destroy and mock their belief.
*Praise yee Goose Lord*
"Symbolical"
"Dude, I just had KD ratio of 40:1!"
"I just finished Untitled Goose Game in under 9 minutes..."
OWN OF THE CENTURY!!!
you can apparently go right over the wall at the beginning by using the can to prop fly up there
The speedrun we never knew we needed.
Friendly reminder that we live in a society where a goose can flap through a wall with a binky
*goose* yeets everything off the table shattering all the dishes
*human* hmmm…
*goose* hides under chair
*human* must of been the wind
8:08
Zallard: *cheats his way to the other side of the gate for it to be faster*
FBI: wait... thats illegal!
I just see this is a bunch of 200 IQ plays tbh
At 6:33 is a half skyrim reference
That is one determined goose.
And so, the farmer finally lived a quiet and peaceful life, without any goose ruining its day...
The End
Still I don't know how to complete all to do list in each area within 6 minutes
Well Done Z! I knew you would get it! GG!
Speedrunner: I can click faster
Scroll whell for honk: Hold my beer
0:18 I don’t know why but that squawking is so hilarious to me. What a racket he makes.😂😂
3:45 did she just do the drats arm movement?
When i bend my head the lady at the pub doesn't notice and keeps wanting me to bow. Is this a bug?
This is the power no human should have had for at least 100 years
Imagine being the first to say you have the world record on untitled goose game