1:38 "I'll guess that the clock says..." Frankie stares into the eternal void while having serious regrets about his life choices that led him to playing a game about guessing what time it is with a first grader
Oh my god I had this game as a kid and after I passed 1st grade my mom gave this game away to her friend who had a kid going into 1st grade without asking me and I was so pissed because I loved it. I'll never forget that. EVER.
@The Spatza Why do you keep saying this? These comments don't even have anything to do with religion. Stop going around and telling people their religions are fake.
that's what i thought that this was. my parents bought me the "trial", which was basically software that you pay for that's just a giant ad for the online game. "oh, want to do this? get a jumpstart online membership! who cares if you literally bought this game for 30 bucks? you still gotta buy the membership."
I remember playing a game it was like a mystery game and all and there was this bad guy I think with a purple coat and we had to solve math problems but did anyone else ever play the little bear game were he was stuck in the house so him and mama bear like made cookies mini game and other stuff 🤣
I'm also a fan of that breed. But I'm biased because I actually have one. Fun fact, in English dachshund means badger hound, they were called that because they were bred to hunt badgers. They were rebranded with the English translation of that name and "liberty pups" during WWI because the breed's popularity at that time was declining
@@Bullboy_Adventures there are only two other languages of Jumpstart. There is one called Jumpstart languages which supposedly teaches about other languages, and Jumpstart Spanish, which is the only bilingual game, for English and Spanish. It can be configured to teach Spanish to an English child, or English to a Spanish child.
@@amithize Now that I remember better, it was the Jumpstart World 2nd grade. It was some odd math puzzle where you have to place the numbers in a right order. It was a two-digit addition problem fill in the blank. Almost all the numbers could be fill in the blank, not just the answer.
Frankie's introduction had me crying lmao. The cut-off xylophone sound effect, Frankie's dancing, and the awkward way that the singers say "Frankie" at the end was just hilarious. And the fact that Frankie's voice sounds like someone I know is icing on the cake
You know that weird feeling where you remember something very cleary but forget the title. This was that game. When I was like 5 - 6 years old I used to play A LOT out of this game. Sadly I lost the disc. I never knew that the full game was uploaded online all this time. Thanks Poofesure for bringing back old childhood nostalgia.
This is pretty much the greatest game ever made. The mouse looks like he’s got a gun to his back. And the kids in the cafeteria scarf down their unhealthy meals like they are starved at home or possessed by gluttonous demons.
My sister and I used to play this. We thought it was the funniest thing to use only pennies for the vending machine. It must have been so annoying for our mom to hear "1 cent...2 cents...3 cents..."
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oh no, it's the glop monster!
Yay
Lol
Yes
OH NOOOoOooooOOoo
Not the glop monster!
9:07
I like how the old woman just comes, breathes and leaves
*“H”*
Corona breath
💀😂
@@Eepop_stuffs lmaoooo 😭🤣
@@Eepop_stuffs 😂
I like how the lunch lady occasionally appears and goes “hhhhhha”
Lol mams really said *h*
LMAO IKR
9:07
Y u h
She’s supposed to say “hurry, hurry!”
9:07 We really watched the lunch lady say "h" then walk away and we all said nothing.
Not to mention right before she walked off screen her head detached from her body
crying
Lmaoo
h
Get tf 💀💀💀💀💀
8:24
Please give me:
One- One quarter tray of: One quarter tray of: One quarter tray of: Thank you
**Demonic eating sounds**
T
That voice tho
@The Spatza um...what? What's that got to do with anything?
@The Spatza ok but who tf asked and what does that have to do with anything
I don't think that kid is ok 😂 hear how he says "please give me"
4:27
I don’t like that the music says “What am I gonna do?” as the dog maliciously looks at the little girl.
What is he gonna do?
What the dog’s name implies 👀
@@georgieporgie6103 I think you mean his breed, because his name is Frankie.
LMAOOO OH NO
Hold up
"My name is Frankie, and I'm here to Spankie."
you just unlocked a deep memory i didn’t even know i had
why is this so true-
@DONT LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE! Cool
Ok
Bruh same
Same bro !
“please give me one fourth tray of thank you”
hi akechi kinner 😩💕
futaba sakura omg hi futaba 💞
i literally choked on my spit omg
Picked fresh from the Manners Tree
Proceeds to devour meal
1:38 "I'll guess that the clock says..."
Frankie stares into the eternal void while having serious regrets about his life choices that led him to playing a game about guessing what time it is with a first grader
Only this first grader ain't a first grader, he's an adult which makes it worse.
man baby
Dark
@The Spatza no one cares
Someone edit Vietnam flashbacks on this clip.
I love how they eat all their food as soon as it’s served and don’t even sit down
@The Spatza can you shut up
In the 90s that is how you do it. Look at the commercials it has kids standing up and holding their bowl eating
"You might have a future in food service" is some really blunt honesty to tell a first grader
I'd never thought I'd watch a TH-camr "rage" at an educational game and it'd be entertaining
@The Spatza no one cares
@Yuri lima 2 yeah it didnt, they were talking about the original commenters pfp
right?? i wanna see more content like this where a grown ass adult yells at an educational computer game. i'm here for it
I love how when they eat the food, they eat the dividers too 😭
@The Spatza ok..?
@@cheezymack what did they say?
@@sleepiestbird "Ok but this comment doesn't explain why god isn't real" or something
@@toucl Wtf
@@toucl oh, it's *them*
0:03 for a second I thought that was a face cam and I had a mental breakdown for like .5 milliseconds
LOL LMAO 🤣😂😂😂😅🤣🤣
Dude same
Same lmao
That’s not a face cam?!?!
@The Spatza Stop going around and telling people that religion is false!
Oh my god I had this game as a kid and after I passed 1st grade my mom gave this game away to her friend who had a kid going into 1st grade without asking me and I was so pissed because I loved it. I'll never forget that. EVER.
@The Spatza what the fuck lmao
Lmao bruh
Ok boomer
@@paytonjeremiahm.4628 I can't believe 1995 was 50 years ago...
I still had that game and my parents never give it away
can we talk about how the asparagus is uncooked
I was watching an off brand chopped and they didn’t even know what asparagus was
Still has the rubber bands on them. Where'd they steal these food PNG images from?
Neither is the pasta from the looks of it 🤣
@The Spatza stop spamming
@The Spatza Why do you keep saying this? These comments don't even have anything to do with religion. Stop going around and telling people their religions are fake.
4:26 the dog was staring at the little girl the whole time
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓’𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐒𝐔𝐒
I was waiting for him to make a comment on that.
Oh shit lol
How do you share a video to the comments
Bouta catch a case
shane dawson be like
The greatest obstacle facing young chefs: The Glop Monster.
Gordon Ramsey shoud relate to this.
It's the Appetizer!
@@mariano9427 I'd like to see Gordon Ramsey react to the food part of this software!
That looks like the Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day.
@The Spatza I’m an atheist but that has nothing to do with my comment, dude. Chill
8:14 “ please give me 1/2 tray of *JELLO* “
*JellOh*
jElOoh
Gel-oh
j𝑒𝚕ʟ *oh :(*
𝖏 𝖊 𝖑 𝖑 𝖔 𝖍
8:43
"PleaSe GivE mE 1/2 TrAY oF ThAnK yoU"
@The Spatza no one cares, troll
@@Corgipon no one cares troll
Lmao.
@@zizzy_4064 huh?
@@sammyc0re I'm guessing it was the atheist spam bot judging by the name
11:35 "the school bus looks lonely"
*proceeds to spit a verse faster than eminem on rap god*
I think that was a crackhead stare not a lonely stare
*faster than eminem in godzilla
LMAOOO I'm dead
TheGiantRanger the only person in the world faster then Pete Wheeler
@Dean Francis Clickonthegreearrowsonthesteerinwheel
@@Devp278 *faster than eminem in すすめ！ゴジランド
13:01 "your *t h o n g* will really keep my paws tapping!"
I have several questions
And I don’t have the answers
lMAO
“Wow, now I know you’re lying to me cause you say that every time *Frankie* ”
me after listening to the conversation 13:09
Bruh I thought jumpstart was just a fever dream I had in elementary school
Same i totally forgot this game even exists
I still sometimes hum the Jumpstart theme XD
Lmao I love your Magolor pfp
FINDING THIS WAS LIKE OPENING AN OLD SAVE POINT IN MY MEMORY HOLED BRAIN. xD
'WOW! You served, THREE, people! You might have a future in food service!'
DAMN
the girl saying “that’s too much” is the funniest thing i’ve heard today
@The Spatza well good thing I don’t believe in god.
@The Spatza what does a girl saying “that’s too much” have to do with religion?
@@Corgipon it's a spam bot (the most annoying kind too)
I never thought I'd see a grown man rage at a game made for 1st graders
Me: Dad can i play papa's burgeria
Dad: Nah we already have it at home
Papa's burgeria 5:19
stfu
@@joooanit0224 somebody wants to be hated today lol
@@rorux6256 and he is
@@LeMarch14 ya
6:55 I don’t know if it was me or not but the girl’s voice line of “Thank you” glitched out and now I’m scared
THA-THANK YOU
Tha thank you
"Tha- THAnk you!"
Q
The whole video does that and I’m scared for life
7:39 that made me laugh way harder than it should of
5:55 probably the most normal meal out of all these
It's honestly something I would eat
The freshman 15, but way earlier
“Michelle Obama wouldn’t let you eat that.”
I’m dying- 😂
SAME, also I love the Max pfp
@@jaybird2955 ty 🥺
3:21 That was a genuine reaction. LOOOOOOOOL
I love that part
9:07 the lunch lady breathes and then leaves lmao
LmO
H-
*Leaves*
9:07 Smokers when they see an innocent person that doesn't want to smell any smoke
(The lady)
never expected you here
nah the lady is the innocent person
😂😂😂😂
12:31 So... if it cycles through every letter, it is theoretically possible to make this game for first graders to say "Where did I burry that D?"
This was back when kids were on the computer all day and you didnt have to worry about what they were doing on it.
There was like a 3d version of this game i think, it was horrid
I used to play this everyday
Jumpstart online
that's what i thought that this was. my parents bought me the "trial", which was basically software that you pay for that's just a giant ad for the online game.
"oh, want to do this? get a jumpstart online membership! who cares if you literally bought this game for 30 bucks? you still gotta buy the membership."
I had the CD ROM years ago
Good times
I remember playing a game it was like a mystery game and all and there was this bad guy I think with a purple coat and we had to solve math problems but did anyone else ever play the little bear game were he was stuck in the house so him and mama bear like made cookies mini game and other stuff 🤣
I'm also a fan of that breed. But I'm biased because I actually have one. Fun fact, in English dachshund means badger hound, they were called that because they were bred to hunt badgers. They were rebranded with the English translation of that name and "liberty pups" during WWI because the breed's popularity at that time was declining
You again!
i vaguely rmemeber you
9:12 “please give me one thank you!”
8:57 The much more disturbing part about this is that he is eating cookies and french fries BOTH with a fork *and* a spoon
My childhood. You should try the Spanish one, that’s gonna be rage-worthy!😂😂
Or the pre-school or kindergarten ones! So many great games!
You mean they did a Spanish version of the game?
@@Bullboy_Adventures there are only two other languages of Jumpstart. There is one called Jumpstart languages which supposedly teaches about other languages, and Jumpstart Spanish, which is the only bilingual game, for English and Spanish. It can be configured to teach Spanish to an English child, or English to a Spanish child.
Make a poptropica series, Im sure lots of people would like to see that.
Unfortunately they got rid of all the islands except for the newer ones😔😔
@@ActualityOfThought wait... does that mean ALL MY OLD BADGES GOT DELETED?!?!
@Gabriela Boo No...
NOOOOOOOOOOO
@@blaski3670 no they're srill there but the islands are gone
WIMPY WONDERLAND
I've played JumpStart since, forever, but how does one have the ability to r a g e on an educational game
Ariel I kind of did because I couldn't finish a maths puzzle in the Second Grade game.
Me Too
@@Kettterer The whole game was a fever dream to me, I'm surprised you know this
@@amithize I remember the skateboarding one just as well for some reason
@@amithize Now that I remember better, it was the Jumpstart World 2nd grade. It was some odd math puzzle where you have to place the numbers in a right order. It was a two-digit addition problem fill in the blank. Almost all the numbers could be fill in the blank, not just the answer.
12:52 this is going to haunt my nightmares. My small brain can't even comprehend wtf is happening
😭😭
Frankie's introduction had me crying lmao. The cut-off xylophone sound effect, Frankie's dancing, and the awkward way that the singers say "Frankie" at the end was just hilarious. And the fact that Frankie's voice sounds like someone I know is icing on the cake
Okay but do y’all remember Brainpop and StarFall?
OMLLLLL STARFALL
Oh my god, StarFall and Brainpop, my childhood!
Also, remember Reading Eggs, because I do back when I was a kindergartener! Nostalgia!
BRUH
YES YES I DO.
You know that weird feeling where you remember something very cleary but forget the title. This was that game. When I was like 5 - 6 years old I used to play A LOT out of this game. Sadly I lost the disc. I never knew that the full game was uploaded online all this time. Thanks Poofesure for bringing back old childhood nostalgia.
5:03 I thought she said "Won't you be a dear and help me *eat* all of the children?"
OH GOD- SHE JUST DEVOURS THEM
@The Spatza stop
It depends on what you hear on what you decide to hear
That’s what I do!
@@Cthulu_699 vore
11:38 Dog.EXE Has stopped working
13:09 "so many questions, argewfdhwsteofare the best ones, shes helpful and shes smart, Mrs Florence"
so much stuff is like that and it’s hilarious. and then the dog plays with a ball and shoves it up his butt when hes done
🤣
I thought my TH-cam glitch
Bruh I was literally just thinking about this game HOW
I think he knew you were thinking about it
@The Spatza what does this have to do with anything?
I love how Frankie's expression literaly never changes throughout the whole game.
They’re giving kids asparagus with the rubber band still on it.
And the kids are eating it, rubber bands and all.
I mean, they eat flies so
11:12 "aren't we feeding kids here?" ah yes, because adults can eat bugs safely
For real I think the game is supposed to be feeding the Dog
They can... you know that, right?
I didn’t know Scooby-Doo became a teacher
7:48 I was laughing so hard!
10:24
It looks like it says "Danana Dread Dones"
i think it does lol
Because it does OML why did you mention it i cant unsee it T-T
11:37 13:09 stuff like this gives me trust issues that all games are secretly horror games
Lol
0:48 "whoops! you can't enter any more letters."
7:00 I bet miss piddlin would be happy about a whole tray of peas
This is pretty much the greatest game ever made. The mouse looks like he’s got a gun to his back. And the kids in the cafeteria scarf down their unhealthy meals like they are starved at home or possessed by gluttonous demons.
Good thing this came out, because I was starting to think my childhood playing Jumpstart was a fever dream
90s kids had this.
2000s kids had the superior S T A R F A L L
Yeah we still do
My parents made me do both. Was born 2004 I have no idea how they got their hands on the dvd. They love going on yard sales i guess.
i had the CD rom of jumpstart 3d virtual world. i played it all day for a good portion of my early-mid childhood
11:23 as if serving pizza with flies and worms isn't weird enough, the students are either invisible and ate the pizza or the air ate it
5:39 Hey look, Pico
7:00 Pico orders a whole tray of peas
At least I wasn't the only one who thought that...
5:57 to 5:59 is literally everything ☠️
My sister and I used to play this. We thought it was the funniest thing to use only pennies for the vending machine. It must have been so annoying for our mom to hear "1 cent...2 cents...3 cents..."
4 cents...
5 cents...
8:26
ONE QUARTER TRAY OF
ONE QUARTER TRAY OF..
ONE QUARTER TRAY OF
ONE QUARTER TRAY OF..
If you realize it, the kids didn’t just eat the food, T H E Y A T E T H E T R A Y D E V I D E R S. Those kids are so hungry they are part of the tray.
lunchlady: won't you be a dear and help me feed all the kids?
me: aren't we a kid??
***National Anthem of the USSR plays***
yes i agree
children should start 1st grade with raging and funny moments
i agree to
I remember this game! It was like completely wiped from my memory until I saw the notification
“Wow you might have a future in food service”
Poofesure: oh wow thanks already labeling me as a fast food worker in 1st grade
😂😂😂
6:59 pico orders a whole tray of peas
Yeah go pico yeah yeah go pico
@@stvrdollx Bf's Trun: go Pico yeah Yeah Go Yeah
I thought I was the only one who noticed...
Pico was a simple boy before the events of Cassandra
Oh shit this cant be good
I got nostalgia from this despite never knowing about this game
I thought this said jumpscare first grade... i was running to the comments to look for time stamps for the jumpscares and everything lol
8:36 he just consumed the whole food
4:50 DONT LOOK AT THE THING HOLDING THE BOOKS IN THE LOWER TIGHT HAND CORNER OF THE SCREEN
9:47 You have failed the vibe check so im going to eat this whole can of lemonade.
“You deserve a big tip!”
-“Is that sexual?”
😂 LOL
Edit: thx for all the likes 😁👍
The fbi wants to know ur location
The "For-Tee-Too, For-Tee-Tree" killed me
A few days ago I went through my stepdads office and found my kindergarten version of this; I remember it being a blast
11:46 is hilarious
11:28 The school is crazy
11:55 I spit my drink out 😂😂😂
10:00 my favorite, danana dread dones!
10:38 what was the great mighty poos teenage cousin doing in the baking machine
I am the great mighty glob
7:39 I was in tears 😭
7:14 "Mouyummet"
I didn’t know this would be something Poofesure would do for a video.
This was my childhood. I"m 26 now
I really wish pumkin world was still up so he could rage at it 😭
0:19
Thank you
*PROCEEDS TO DEMOLISH THE PEA TRAY WITHIN SECONDS*
Omg... That baking game... I can't explain the raw terror the glop monster used to strike in my heart as a kid lmao
5:13 if a burger suddenly literally grew legs (and eyes) and walked away, I would be very concerned about that place feeding my child.
5:08 Pause. PAUSE
1:42 The clock says what? Out with it, Frankie!
13:00 his lisp 😂
Sup gelatin
Bad timing for a lisp 😂
Not gonna lie, but i used to play this game.. i am pretty sure, because i remember the lunch room part of the game.
The only thing I remember about this game is that pterodactyl stamp thing. It made me laugh so goddamn hard when I was younger.