A haiku is a short poem that consists of 3 lines. In line 1 there are 5 words in line 2 there are 7 words and in line 3 there are 5 words. So in total 17 words.
18:40 is an american game Magic where a 6/6 is a creature with six strength and six toughness which is really good and trample basically can't be blocked and flying can dodge ground creatures.
HoundsAttack It's correct too. He took the joke from Vanoss's Comedy Club GTA V video, where the answer is Hoodini. I'm correcting the incorrect answer.
oh my fucking god. please dont. Just dont. okay your club is resilient. and next year your probably right. Southampton will finish maybe even in a europa league spot. I was just bantering mate. But dont you fucking dare call me a glory hunter.
ethan if you wrote ALLAHU AKBAR for like a terrorist joke or just any kinda joke i wanna let you know that i would lose respect for you maybe people will call me butthurt but when it comes to religions nobody should make jokes atleast dont offend anybody else from another religion
Simon: Okay, so if anyone want's a relationship with Vikk, buy a really cool hat
Me: Naw m8, buy a helmet ;)
helmet boy origins
Did anyone else read it in Vik's voice? 😂
Please guys, don't give this comment any more likes. It has 123 likes, just like Vikk. It's perfect :)
17:24
"Just in general, just the whole country"
I thought Vikk was supposed to be smart.
I caught that too.
Asa Brock vikk just said africa is a country
@_@
Asa Brock he isn't very smart
He left school with 12 A*'s...
Vikkstar A* Bruh
It's not the same without Josh man...
dascoolest He was on holiday when this was recorded I think
dascoolest It's better without Josh to be fair
Gabriel Gatt Strongly disagree, he plays the funniest cards
joe weller to sidemen
SR and TT games NO.
17:28 They called Africa a country, did anyone else hear that?
Helmet boi does what he wants m8
You watch the sidemen, wow never would have guessed that one skul
You realise he is pointing out Africa isn't a country ??
Africa is a city, obviously.
Purple Jamz Africa is a continent dipshit...... Jk but get ur facts straight plz I hate it for some reason. Don't judge.
"The entire COUNTRY of Africa."
-Vikkstar123
The comments consist of 3 things:
1. Hate for Ethan
2. "Omg Ethan is racist, he said Allahu Akbar!"
3. "Vikk said Africa is a country."
Did anyone notice how Vik said Africa is a country 😂
Porter Griffin xD
South Africa dumbass
Yeah but he wasn't talking about South Africa because the card was Africa
yeah as soon as I heard that I went straight to the comments
Yes, I was so annoyed because most people think that Africa is poor and is one big Country
I'm screaming at my screen half the time because there are such good card combos that he never picks
xpeantx so true
so you can feel my pain
Is it just me or when Behz laughs it sounds like auntie angels grapefruit technique
Nawh, that's KHHHAWAKHHAHCCWKHHKKKKKCCKCKKWAHKH
It Sounds Like Joe Wellers Laugh
Wow Africas a country Vikk?
Helmet boi does what he wants m8
'Elmet boi makes cuntrys outta contnetns m9
Daily Domination His elmet was 2 tight m8
Joao Pedro Constricting his brain m8, helmet 3 tight 5 his 'ead
Sharanya Ganesh prety legitamat m8
Where did Ethans funny laugh go?
#EbolaWins
He's sick ATM
Ethan's sick, I'm guessing once his illness goes away his laugh will be back.
Carl Highfield Chill, he's just sick rn, that's why he keep choking on his swag
Sharanya Ganesh He's been sick for a week or two, not 6 months.
A video without josh? wooow
In his vlog he said he's on holiday
He's gone holiday to get away from TH-cam for a bot
Hyzayn I thought you were dead L.
Seebar Maki Em.. Ahm.. Ye.. About that.. Ahm.. U SAW NOTHING
K den
When i saw that simon uploaded a cares against humanity episode, i was like HALLELUJAH!!!😃😃😃😃
*cards
17:33 Vikk: just in general the whole country...Africa...
Bruh
Ffs Africa and Ebola would have fitted so perfectly at 19:25 😂😭
😂😂
Jamie Sum And at 25:31
Simon wasted so many opportunities, it actually hurts my brain
19:05 Having trouble with abstinence? Try copping a feel
This make me laugh so so much ! :D Thank you guys !!
Just replyin to remind this is here
@@-bittersweetcholler2376 me too
Eid mubarak to all my muslim brothers and sisters out there! Stay strong.
Can we just realized that vik called africa a country
thx ethan for the respect of the arab when you said
ALLAHU AKBAR
YES im arabic and muslim
Yes god is great
To bad the shout is used by terrorists
saif bajnaid therefore the phrase is offensive towards terrorists, not good people.
Porter Griffin both
saif bajnaid He never said that....
A haiku is a short poem that consists of 3 lines. In line 1 there are 5 words in line 2 there are 7 words and in line 3 there are 5 words. So in total 17 words.
Anyone else cringe when they didn't know what a Haiku is?
You really should post as much cards vs humanity as gta funny moments!
You can change the settings so the cards are more offensive
How
18:27 is a magic the gathering ref.
JJ is so annoying in these...
PascalSte yeah he even says at the start they need to be really mean and when he saw africa he didnt want to pick it like really JJ
PascalSte So is Ethan in GTA Races with tractors... moving on now.
18:40 is an american game Magic where a 6/6 is a creature with six strength and six toughness which is really good and trample basically can't be blocked and flying can dodge ground creatures.
Please do more sidemen vids with jj
Let's not
I agree do more with jj and do more cod with sidemen
I agree 100%!
Glory Patch Yes, why not?
He is annoying as fuck
Should have been: Having trouble with Africa? Try 1 trillion dollars.
Why did Ethan type Allahu Akhbar in the chat?
Idk maybe cause its eid but thats not nice -_-
Putrox it was to show JJ how to spell it
It means god is greater in arabic
Ben Abro yup
Ever see the vines?
Did anyone hear JJ shout "knowledge!" when Vikk didn't choose his answer about reading an entire book
17:24 Vik just said that Africa was a country.... #Brains
#EbolaWins
JJ's "The Joy of a brain tumour" was the best thing he has done on CAH
Should've said:
Having problems with one trillion dollars? Try Africa!
54_Pixels other way round
Simon: how do you not know what D&D means?
JJ: because I'm not a nerd
Me: because he don't play on computers.... He steals them
Nobody is going to bring up the fact vikk just called Africa a country...
Vikk-the clever one
Ethan-the funny one
Simon- the regulaur one
JJ- the loud one
☺☺☺😯☺☺☺
"I'm having some trouble with Africa and would like your advice"
Vikk:"Just the whole country in general"
*facepalm
He does what he wants m8
I think he means the whole country is having a problem with Africa
GRasSoSFavEs I think I'll stick with Sharanya's explanation xD
GnarwhalNoah Helmet boi needs no explanation xD
the black card at 18:08 is a reference to a trading card game called Magic: the Gathering, which I play. So, the more you know.
17:25 that moment when vikk calls Africa a country
18:25, Magic the Gathering reference
friends with benefits? WTF IT PREDICTED THE FUTURE
28:00 was the best one 😆
what do you call a magician owl? dynamowl
HoundsAttack Hoodini
Finn Saunders original
HoundsAttack It's correct too. He took the joke from Vanoss's Comedy Club GTA V video, where the answer is Hoodini. I'm correcting the incorrect answer.
Hoodini
Hoodini
"That's like you're trying to be funny" - JJ at 14:18
The irony...
why did ethen write allahu akbar in the start of the vidoe ?? is he hating
It's just pure banter
Who isnt
He probably just saw JJ's name. So no one is hating
He was showing JJ the correct spelling, what JJ was trying to make his name in the game
Michał Kożuchowski So you hate Islam?
And the academy award for "copping a feel" goes to "Sam Pepper".
What the fuck is "Gential"
EHarpr98 Must be a typo. Googled it and it's not even a word.
*Facepalm*
Sometimes I like to think I'm innocent like these kids. Although this is just to funny
Lachy Rowe tell us
Adam Levin why?
4:46 - I literally took a sip of lucozade at this moment and nearly choked to death by laughing ffs
look at the chat ethan typed "allahu akbar" :D
LMAO
You can scroll over the cards to make them bigger it can help people read them
Africa.. "the whole country"
Zerkaa not in a Sidemen video?? That's rare
In his vlog he said he's on holiday
Vikk called Africa a country. :/
"The Smithsonian Natural History museum has introduced an exhibit on explosions" Michael Bay would love that
Ethan allow urself
17:22, "Africa, the whole country"- Vikstarr123
I got offended WTF IM FROM THE MIDDLE EAST
At around 17:31 did anybody else hear Vick refer Africa as a country...?
Why does jj play ,not upload and moan about how he can't think of anyone of upload
joe Bennett lol sterling
^lol shaw
That's alright mate thanks for £55 million for a fat kid and a player we payed £1 million for
oh my fucking god. please dont. Just dont. okay your club is resilient. and next year your probably right. Southampton will finish maybe even in a europa league spot. I was just bantering mate. But dont you fucking dare call me a glory hunter.
I agree with the Southampton guy
I laughed way too hard at 5:08. QUICHE HAHA!!
Ethan's laugh is just too fake...
Look up the commands for different card decks so you don't keep playing with the same questions/answers
alawakuba really jj really
Simon had a perfect set for 19:30, having problems with Africa? Try russian supertuberculosis!
Ethan's laugh is so forced now..
Ethan:"Booties, he said booties xD" JJ:"Laughs his ass out"
Why r u being racist u were like ALLAH HU AKBAR
Zain Bhatti Why are you butthurt?
It's offensive but I would understand in this context
It's only offensive if you let it get to you.
Zain Bhatti How is that racist?
It is a term created off of a stereotype that got blown up on the Internet and is not racist.
At 15:52 simon had perfect card for his own question: new exhibit flying sex snakes
ethan if you wrote ALLAHU AKBAR for like a terrorist joke or just any kinda joke i wanna let you know that i would lose respect for you maybe people will call me butthurt but when it comes to religions nobody should make jokes atleast dont offend anybody else from another religion
As a Christian, I respect and your comment. Religion is extremely important.
Joe Lebowski thats what im talking about see people dont get this they think cuz im a muslim and youre a christian and we have to fight
Adam Levin your opinion but i dont think your right
It's cards against humanity, ofcourse they would disrespect religion.
Likely because he wanted to show jj how to write it
the 6/6 thing is from Magic The Gathering, a trading card game similar to Pokémon but way more complex.
Really guys whats wrong with muslims.
9/11
Allah akbaaaaaarrrrrrrrr
Cameron Stewart wat about israilians kill innocent people in palestine? nobody bats an eye...
Ebrahim Shareef Batting an eye would hurt, rubbing should suffice
soo funny i forgot to laugh
jj's reading is on point af ahah
I'm gonna go to Ethan's video and put dislike on it now.
Wow. Technically he didnt even say anything wrong
hate to break it to you...
he doesn't give a fuck
+rholmie , hate to break it to you
I don't give a fuck weather he gives a fuck or not.
Well I don't give a fuck that you don't give a fuck
*whether
At 28:50 I spat out my apple and cried of laughter 😂
@26:37 Ethan said "Musafa's death scene" instead of "Mufasa's death scene".
It's magic the gathering for anyone that was wondering what the 6/6 flying trample thing was
An episode that makes Ethan seem likeable
Funniest episode yet
at around 7 minutes, with the nudist colony, he should have chosen abstinence
19:00 "having trouble with Africa? Try Russian super tuberculosis!"
I'm going to hell
The beginning is the funniest JJ has ever been.
So Ethan can't say: Cathastrophycal.
And JJ can't say: Anthropologists.
That's kinda funny
that moses card was just so OP haha
30:40 i finished reading and literally said im done to myself, put the phone down, and simply walked away...
17:24
Vik talks about africa "The whole country" gg.
Best video of series yet 😂
A rival dojo got me laughing!
I think 18:40 was from 'Magic the Gathering' but im not sure.
"Africa just the whole country"- Vikkstar123 that is what you call knowledge 😅
YO 4:20 HAD ME IN TEARS😂😂
When they talked about haikus i cringed remembering the unit of haikus that i did in year 6. I wrote way to many poems about people dying in fire.
26:40 "Musafa" LMFAO
Simon we want infected in MW3 with the SIDEMEN
6/6 with flying, trample and _____: is a magic the gathering reference
Omg this is truly the funniest one ever and yet the most offensive one !! I'm lmfao right now !!!
i legit cried with laughter at the last one xD
Making a haiku is easy but the odds of you having a card that would work where pretty slim
this was by far the funniest video on Cards Against Humanity Zingu well played!!!!
17:25 (Africa) "Just in general, just the whole country?"