When Did You Stop Dating The Hot Dumb Person?

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  • @thepsycheduck
    @thepsycheduck ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Guy in the first story was a KING

    • @AshirenAloiseVoidsung
      @AshirenAloiseVoidsung ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah nah. Not a king
      A whole feckin imperial emperor.

    • @TierosIsBetter
      @TierosIsBetter ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aye!

    • @macylouwho1187
      @macylouwho1187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, and I’ll tell you why. Women don’t respect a man who can’t challenge them on appropriate things that need challenging. Women don’t respect men that are too easy. Whipped. Have no backbone. Can’t stand up for themselves. Too easy is too boring. No challenge. Always just “there”. That guy is kidding himself if he thinks that he was her best relationship. The easiest relationship is not always the “best”. Because it leads to no passion, no interest, no heat. No thrill. You aren’t dating a man, you’re dating a doormat. What happens to doormats??? You know what. Don’t be a doormat. You also can’t go too far to the other extreme obviously. There must be a happy medium between passive and aggressive. A give and take. Of being gentle, yet man enough to put an out of control/out of line woman gently in her place with words. That inspires respect, and doesn’t need to command it. Imma hot headed mouthy little b-tch sometimes, and my loving sensitive giving husband will-when that happens-gently but firmly shut me down and back me off when I absolutely DO need it. I get the reprimand that I need when my emotions get the best of me and I lose my cool. If he couldn’t do that-god help him. If anyone ever saw my super hot but crazy mother-those are the genes that I come from unfortunately and sometimes it’s hard to fight genetics 😂. I’d steamroll over him like my mom does her partner, that poor SOB. That man cannot for the life of him stand up to “hot chick” because he’s too afraid to lose her. Like OP, story one. And this man’s life is pure hell because of it, no joke. She runs every aspect of his life because he lets her. She doesn’t like that hobby? Ok, consider it gone. She hates that friend of his? Say goodbye to that friend! She hates his sister who has tried to protect him because she loves him? Sorry, you can’t ever speak to your sister again. Why is she like this? Because she gets away with it. Because he lets her. Because he’s her slave and her puppet. And that’s now his life and he’s so so miserable. And now she doesn’t respect him and won’t sleep with him, so lose/lose. That’s what being an all the time “yes” man gets you. Steamrolled and controlled. My husband will, at times, become a total boss. He’ll back me right down and we’ll get into some pretty heavy arguments but in the end he gets me to see when I am wrong (and I know I am), admit it, apologize for it, then he he apologizes and kisses me and holds me in his arms, and then because he was a total loving yet firm BOSS we end up in a roll in the sheets having crazy make up sex because the whole thing was fair, passionate, and strong…and a total turn on. He can handle me like a man and that’s just so…hot. Some women will deny this but they are just lying to themselves that this could be the case. But the proof is all around you in the best relationships-and those are never the ones where one side has ALL the power in the relationship so one person is always unhappy while the other gets to be an unchecked petty tyrant.

    • @thepsycheduck
      @thepsycheduck ปีที่แล้ว

      @@macylouwho1187 No bitches

    • @Jahito_EBT
      @Jahito_EBT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@macylouwho1187*Will you shut up man?*

  • @davidnguyen6964
    @davidnguyen6964 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I absolutely love the "dinosaurs are hideing in the forests" i laughing and crying. I'm want to hear more. So much more

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, birds are dinosaurs. Sooooo....

  • @CYBER_5KU11
    @CYBER_5KU11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Are you colorblind" "yes" "awesome, I look amazing in black and white" made me laugh so hard

  • @StallionVegeta
    @StallionVegeta ปีที่แล้ว +8

    BRIEFLY dated a guy who thought my orange and white tabby cat was a golden retriever puppy. Even said “never head a dog meow before”. He also thought cruise control is the same as auto pilot. I noped out of there in seconds.

    • @danielangelvega9067
      @danielangelvega9067 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was on this date, and after the fifth time her saying “well in the Kardashians” she got advice from that show, and I knew automatically why she was single “ more opinions than facts” but someone’s always tired of that.

  • @egg_z
    @egg_z ปีที่แล้ว +3

    heyy sorry in advance, this is random and completely unrelated to the video- my dad and I were watching one of ur videos and he pointed out that you had an evil dead Fortnite skin. as someone who also loves evil dead I just wanted to say I think that’s pretty cool

  • @Dragonlovermaniak
    @Dragonlovermaniak ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I look great in black and white!" From all the reading from the video, that one actuly got me to actuly chuckle.

  • @thescholarsjourney661
    @thescholarsjourney661 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    15:19 About story 31: There ARE some cases where it could make sense in someone's mind to use an apostrophe to make a plural, for example if a word already ends with "s" or the plural and singular form are the same, the person may have seen an apostrophe used to denote possession and just assumed that was how a plural was done. Not saying that the person is guaranteed to not be dumb, but if they're ESL, dyslexic, or just plain don't read much, the assumption could make sense. Kind of sad we didn't get more of an explination for that one, to be honest.

  • @katphish30
    @katphish30 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My husband habitually uses an apostrophe to make plurals, and I don't mean possessive plurals. He's not dumb, he knows it's wrong, but it's a habit he doesn't care about enough to break. It. Drives. Me. Nuts. ETA: Forgot to mention, HE'S A WRITER. Companies have paid this man, who is not young btw, to write columns and articles for them. I cannot.

  • @katphish30
    @katphish30 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    On April 1st 1957, the BBC broadcast a "news" segment about the annual spaghetti harvest in Ticino, Switzerland. It showed people picking fully cooked spaghetti off of trees with a very official sounding voice over. It surfaces on a fairly regular basis. I bet that's where the last person got the idea that pasta grows whole on a plant.

    • @victorblakey4260
      @victorblakey4260 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just about to make the same post, glad I checked

  • @sagepirotess6312
    @sagepirotess6312 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You get a thumbs up, and a comment. That was w great educational comeback on the '.... keep it up!

  • @iloveanimemidriff
    @iloveanimemidriff ปีที่แล้ว

    9:15 - my BFF does that a lot, he's just not that good with words, and more than makes up for it for lots of many other redeeming qualities.

  • @paulamartinek228
    @paulamartinek228 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn’t date him but a coworker who was a high school dropout always brought up my college degree and the fact I used technical vocabulary related to our field. He thought I was putting him down. I wasn’t. I imagine he was insecure but it was damned annoying.

  • @Kevtastical
    @Kevtastical ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not anyone that I tried to date but there are a few quotes from one of the "hot girls" in my high school that still astound me.
    Quote 1-
    Teacher: "Who wrote The Crucible?" Her: "Jesus Christ"
    Quote 2-
    *after watching a video of the JFK assassination* Her: "Why are they driving away?" Teacher: "What do you mean?" Her, completely serious: "Why are they driving away?" Classmate: "I don't know [girls name,] why don't we stand you up at the front of the room, point a gun at your head, and see if you want to run away." Her: "Oh."
    She was a really nice girl from what I remember, just dumb as a box of rocks which as we know from the trend in the 80's sometimes a pet rock can be your best friend. 😂😂

  • @1986bab
    @1986bab ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spaghetti squash is a thing. : ) Not really pasta, but it kind of shreds so you can use it in place of pasta.

  • @b3aztb0i77
    @b3aztb0i77 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was on Tiktok looking at space posts and someone in the comments thinks Space is fake and thinks it's a lie from Nasa...

  • @andrewlanglois6362
    @andrewlanglois6362 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:02 Cassowary is Still Around! And one can't be too careful about Pangolins, when they find themselves in wooded areas.

  • @sshhrroomm
    @sshhrroomm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love your videos!

  • @jessejasso884
    @jessejasso884 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some lyrics
    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I (do I)
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
    Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
    Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

  • @BigChicken-eg4bg
    @BigChicken-eg4bg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:59 We're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds.

  • @Ikajo
    @Ikajo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Birds are technically dinosaurs. And since plenty of birds live in the woods, there are dinosaurs hiding in the woods.

  • @K1tweakin
    @K1tweakin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your shirt lol

  • @ThatCatByTheStreet-ln2yc5we7d
    @ThatCatByTheStreet-ln2yc5we7d ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what is wrong with story 42. I DON'T GET IT!!!

  • @F0xtrat775
    @F0xtrat775 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Have a wonderfully lovely day

  • @Rxnin_Kagemxri
    @Rxnin_Kagemxri ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Story 7: "Gorgeous blond but really, really dumb."
    Say no more. 💀

  • @nuclearshoes1706
    @nuclearshoes1706 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you laugh you remind me of an Austin Powers villain and I love it.

  • @BizzyJ1987
    @BizzyJ1987 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's amazing how far some people are able to grow into adulthood 😂

  • @xeizihr
    @xeizihr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She wasn't hot but I had to keep explaining extremely basic stuff taught in elementary school. She also didn't comprehend basic English it feels, as she wouldn't texting me or my mom after we told her to not text us again.

  • @dreadlordaxtonus6673
    @dreadlordaxtonus6673 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sure you can own people
    Ya just have to use the right comeback at the right time lol

  • @MsAngelique
    @MsAngelique ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't we share DNA with bananas? (Thinking of the thumbnail)

  • @kristinpraus1600
    @kristinpraus1600 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone born in North Dakota, What the hell!!!!

  • @Anime_Dragoon
    @Anime_Dragoon ปีที่แล้ว

    Didn’t date thankfully but she said she didn’t want to date because she thought I had college debt and didn’t want to be with someone in debt. She had about 100k in debt from from all the loans she’d get

  • @daykibaran9668
    @daykibaran9668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 39, I guess it’s more a preference

    • @gregrobinette8620
      @gregrobinette8620 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Mainly Fact might be a Leftist. Anti-vax is apparently the worst crime you can comit according to the Left (Darkviper's tantrum over GradeAUnderA, case in point). Even tho, I got a defect from flu vax & only COVID vaxxers died where I live. Its disgusting to hate on people trying to survive cuz the one falls for propaganda.

  • @Daniel22208
    @Daniel22208 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:53 Over Tetris? Bruh

  • @colinmoore7460
    @colinmoore7460 ปีที่แล้ว

    one year there was a grove of spaghetti trees...it was April first.

  • @kellyl13
    @kellyl13 ปีที่แล้ว

    My sister went on a couple of dates with a good-looking, burly guy who wasn't the brightest. I thought she was being a little judgmental about him being homeschooled, but then he spelled the word "creepy" wrong. Twice. As "c-r-e-a-p-y".

  • @goodnightmyprince6734
    @goodnightmyprince6734 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is why education is important. Looks fade education is forever.

  • @3frenchhens818
    @3frenchhens818 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, my gracious. Is there anybody in this country who doesn't know that "town" DOES have three syllables ... in Texas.

  • @AntiFaGoat
    @AntiFaGoat ปีที่แล้ว

    Gonna be that person. Dinosaurs do hide out in the woods. You might call them finches, sparrows, owls, etc... birds are dinosaurs. ⚗🧪

  • @nicdunn5001
    @nicdunn5001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A lot of these people aren’t really that dumb tbh. Maybe misinformed or not given that info and not looking it up.

  • @Trestin13
    @Trestin13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, i have 2, neither were ones i dated.
    1st. Ex best friends little sister found out she was pregnant. Confessed it to my wife while my friend was away. My wife asked her if the condoms messed up, and she said, "well no, we didn't use them because he's allergic, and the sperm is just supposed to fall out with gravity....." Guess which kind of state we live in!
    2nd, girl i worked with was smoking hot, but didn't have many brain cells to clack together. We worked at a big book store and things were slow towards closing. So somehow the topic of the globes bear by came up. She asked, if the world was like that. We asked like what. Round and hollow.....i stared for a second. "Yes it's round, but no its not hollow. It has molten rock all theough it." "Nah uh! How does the water not fall off?" This girl then told us she wanted to be a science teacher......

  • @ajwinberg
    @ajwinberg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pasta does come from plants, it's just a long process in how they are made. Lol. Oh, and an egg is definitely a vegetable. 😜

    • @arpansaha2111
      @arpansaha2111 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blasphemy! Eggs are clearly fruits

  • @andrewlanglois6362
    @andrewlanglois6362 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:38 Lagomorphs are NOT Marsupials. Rabbits, Pikas, and Hedgehogs don't Have pouches for their babies.

  • @andrewlanglois6362
    @andrewlanglois6362 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:09 in the '90s, and I'm an Autistic!! Sex Ed. as a preteen, and "This Is A Condom!!"

  • @mastermemes4947
    @mastermemes4947 ปีที่แล้ว

    heyyy, lov your vidsssss

  • @disidiotperez7470
    @disidiotperez7470 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is egg a fruit or a vegetable.....even I don't know

    • @vonfaustien3957
      @vonfaustien3957 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fruits have seeds vegetables don't so it depends if the Chicken got lucky or not before laying the egg.

  • @alyssabaerne9508
    @alyssabaerne9508 ปีที่แล้ว

    Right now, i have such a headache.... far too many facepalms in this one.

  • @kaily9456
    @kaily9456 ปีที่แล้ว

    so is an egg a fruit or a vegetable??

  • @JustineIncase-gn1ck
    @JustineIncase-gn1ck ปีที่แล้ว

    Only reason I am not a character in one of these stories is that I am too ugly.

    • @JustineIncase-gn1ck
      @JustineIncase-gn1ck ปีที่แล้ว

      Just listened more. I'm still disgusting, but I'm not quite this dim.

  • @kavinaderrow3269
    @kavinaderrow3269 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, was the other person AFK or something? They don't move AT ALL while you're trying to steer the ship.

  • @Jedidiah_Martin_2
    @Jedidiah_Martin_2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think I lost an IQ point just watching this 🤯

  • @CatsOverBrats
    @CatsOverBrats ปีที่แล้ว

    Birds don't have brains. Sigh. I had an ex who was convinced my hamster didn't have a brain because animals that small couldn't have brains. He was sure that any creature with a brain was supposed to have brains the same size as human brains. They simply don't come in other sizes in his world.

  • @dragons_breath.
    @dragons_breath. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Helloooo! Hope everyone is doing well!

  • @chanelf9827
    @chanelf9827 ปีที่แล้ว

    Egg is a fruit with the seed in the middle. Duh.

  • @kellyl13
    @kellyl13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mainly Facts guy is much nicer than I am; I have so little patience for uneducated people when it comes to dating. That being said, I know academically brilliant people who are dumb in other ways. I know a guy who, while in medical school, married a woman he had been only fooling around with for 2 weeks after going on 1 successful camping trip; they lasted less than a year. And the plural apostrophe usage one reminded me of a professor I had who did it all the time. She has a PhD, and her name is Megan, so I'm pretty sure English is her first language.

  • @ayo9290
    @ayo9290 ปีที่แล้ว

    The one thing I know Canada and Wyoming have in common is that people joke about their nonexistence. I've been to Wyoming a few times, and can confirm that it is indeed nonexistent. Imagine having a state with a lower population than Washinton DC. That can't be true. Canada, however, is real.

  • @lolitzi47
    @lolitzi47 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pasta plant thing was a hoax a while ago

    • @katphish30
      @katphish30 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      April fools joke, BBC, 1957.
      Yes, I looked it up.

    • @lolitzi47
      @lolitzi47 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just had a book of old hoaxes I forgot half the stuff in that book this was basically the only thing I remembered

  • @andrewlanglois6362
    @andrewlanglois6362 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:55 whether she was dumb or not, it still does Not excuse her Foul Question..👇🏻 I have Autism, and Even I have learned WWII. you don't even mention those in a private setting.

  • @bribwan1bribwan135
    @bribwan1bribwan135 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never had intercourse sex education I was in special ed Class but I do know what a condom is other, than that nothing so I’m kind of dumb

  • @rossmenard9678
    @rossmenard9678 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Talker guy is such a liberal

  • @colinmoore7460
    @colinmoore7460 ปีที่แล้ว

    How many American (looking at you, Florida and Texas, not exclusivly, but...) kids don't know where babies come from, or how they get in there!

  • @alexia2189
    @alexia2189 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sorry, but not knowing basic multiplications is being stupid. We learnt that in 1st grade and we memorized each of them until multiplication with 10. The rest, I don't care. I suck at math and even after a coma I can remember them :))) jeez

  • @kainecrimm7048
    @kainecrimm7048 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Story 10: I guess the op's interpretation of "stopped dating" is marriage 😑

  • @Moonbeast_1138
    @Moonbeast_1138 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude, I love this channel, but it ruins the premise of this video if you argue for every dumb person actually being smart in some different way.

  • @SuperZain1988
    @SuperZain1988 ปีที่แล้ว

    We get it. You're liberal...

  • @carlwheezer8148
    @carlwheezer8148 ปีที่แล้ว

    First to like