For anyone who doesn't understand what the hell is going on. Let me fill you in on the Lore of the Doctor Lalve Universe... Everyone here knows that that Dr Lalve has made a Guide video based around all the TF2 mercs with the exception of Heavy, who is less than happy about it. Being taunted by the Spy only pushed him over the edge. He has gathered like minded TF2 mercs like the burping Demo, Pyro Ren, Doctor Madic, and Super Pro Sniper to help him force Dr Lalve who has taken Hostage to make the Heavy Guide Video
Arkan NOA And BLU Engie notices the threat going on, calling the YEE club. Unfortunately, they are on vacation. Super Pro Sniper (SPS) ambushes him and BLU Engie fights back with BLU Pyro. Francis and Bill defeats SPS for now and the crew venture around the universe, recruiting characters from the universe to stop RED Heavy's plan.
*how many more bones would you crush how many more lives would you destroy in the pursue for what you call justice you are the product of your own fears* throws man in cell with ZERO fucks given
Long ago in a distant land, I, Heavy, the meme-spouting Master of Fatness unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Texan, wielding a magic shotgun, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my idiocy is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Heavy Weapons Guy!
Dident yough know, komяade? Iи Soviet Яussia shotgun kisses you! P.S.: It's not so scary in fact. I'm almost 22, I'm Russian, and after three or four relationships involving lovelife, I'm still alive. And don't even have a GROTESQUE BORD HEAD :D
I really like how doctor Madic moves in this. That twitchy conversation at 5:41 tho- It gives him so much of a (insane) personality than usual medic has, you can tell this one's really deranged by those flails.
This video is verry educational. Next time an australian man breaks into my home to kill me,i'll just grab a Pyro and beat him with it.Thank you Doctor Lalve
Do ya know what would be the greatest collab in the whole Universe? Doctor Lalve, DasBoSchitt, Eltorro64Rus and Antonie Delak (well... and I wish there was also Kitty0706, but, you know...)
Sir, those people are all Fragments of Kitty's Soul. If we find and unite all the FoKs, then Kitty with grace this cruel world one last time to bestow upon us his final video. A video so humorous that our laughter will transcend all of reality and forever empower Kitty to continue his work.
" in russia if arm is rotten , you cut off arm" " if hand is rotten , you cut off hand" " but if heart is rotten , you cut off leg" truly inspirational ;_;
It's when you become addicted to the endorphins and other shit made by your pituitary gland that release when you around a person that you enjoy time with and want to fuck. In a nice way
Or if you want to get all sappy, it's when you wanna be with someone for your lives. Until the endorphins don't give you the same high as before and love fades into nothing and marriage becomes a trap that you fucked yourself into and now have to deal with. Unless you don't then it's a happy marriage. Which according to previous years statistics roughly 50% of people get married and 50% of that will end in divorce. With people who don't believe in divorce and marriages that aren't happy but cheat secretly it leaves a small chance that your marriage will be successful. Yay.
@@disgal6235 Santana but he didn't actually die his body parts were trying to regenerate but speedwagon fundation keept them on a camera with UV light to prevent that from happen
9:51 and to this day, I still wonder what kind of messed up level of indigestion would a person need to achieve in order to need a "Weapons Grade Laxative"?
I present to you a Milestone video I guess? Because you people keep watching my videos and I like doing them. Heavy Disaster Part 1 of 2, enjoy it!
Doctor Lalve That's a HEAVY load of work
I don't understand now.. who's the real villan here?! XD
Were those Warframes at 6:21 ?
Are you a god for doing that?
Exactly :D
Damn, hot
0:56
Heavy's Mind: "I have plan."
Demo's Mind: [Reverberating Belch]
Red Psycho lol I love demo just burping idk why
**mental burp**
That implies Demo was thinking about burping
For anyone who doesn't understand what the hell is going on. Let me fill you in on the Lore of the Doctor Lalve Universe...
Everyone here knows that that Dr Lalve has made a Guide video based around all the TF2 mercs with the exception of Heavy, who is less than happy about it. Being taunted by the Spy only pushed him over the edge. He has gathered like minded TF2 mercs like the burping Demo, Pyro Ren, Doctor Madic, and Super Pro Sniper to help him force Dr Lalve who has taken Hostage to make the Heavy Guide Video
neat
Secretly, this video is Heavy Guide
Arkan NOA And BLU Engie notices the threat going on, calling the YEE club. Unfortunately, they are on vacation. Super Pro Sniper (SPS) ambushes him and BLU Engie fights back with BLU Pyro. Francis and Bill defeats SPS for now and the crew venture around the universe, recruiting characters from the universe to stop RED Heavy's plan.
Lalve will die and people will get him out of his grave to force him to do heavy guide
I’m on heavy side cuz the only people who doesn’t deserve to have guides are pyro and spy
11:26 "In Russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off hand. If arm is rotten, you cut off arm. But if heart is rotten...you cut off leg."
;-;
Lami you must understand Heavy has a lot of wisdom, he's a Russian monk
What?
We must take Dane Dillon to 11:24
Totally not Spookwagen 0:26
*how many more bones would you crush how many more lives would you destroy in the pursue for what you call justice you are the product of your own fears* throws man in cell with ZERO fucks given
"You make Heavy proud..."
"ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵃ"
10:40
"We will _crush_ them! And then Scout can clean up mess after."
@@benjaminoechsli1941 "w h a t ?"
@@Linio_X "Hoh."
@@Lukaszflis828 “FEAR ME!!!!!!”
@@abdulatsulaev8638 *Credit rolls*
Barely coherent gmod animation is my favorite form of comedy.
Ed. Edd and Eddy gave me a refined taste for slapstick humor.
Testsubject276 Like kitty0706, luv Dis gmod´s comedy
Testsubject276 Can you recommend any? Stupidity is the best!
Best comment I've seen in a long time!
999 Likes
7:02 Me and the boys joining a 2fort server
Fucking yes.
apples
What’s the song for this part called?
como se llama la musica?
Me and the boys joining a x10 server 6:15
10:18 WHAT!??! I have NEVER in my life heard that engineer line, AND IT'S HILARIOUS XD
5:41 How he says "ridiculous" with the limp arms is what killed me
Maybe watch the whole vid before commenting yeah? Just a tip, don’t mean to be rude
"Here's a second opinion."
*"KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS."*
"Here's a second opinion, KILL ZEM ALL."
@@mr.hungee9624What?
"Seduce me!"
*EXCELLENT*
Pyromanic Ninja 6:44
6:43
9:20 Soviet Soldier watches as a Luftwaffe pilot crashes into the ground, Battle of Stalingrad (1943) colorized
+Danic C.
>Battle of Stalingrad
>1945
Nani the fuck?
LordVader1094 hast thou been appeased?
Accurate
I'm from Japan and yes, apples is a long word.
ringo¿
Teatro Theageri *apples*
Ringo
Píngguô in Chinese.
Teatro Theageri fuck japan
"Stealth is optional for this mission" me: 9:18
what is the song in the backgroung there?
stolen
@@Prismate a lot of people make this comment. It's not stolen, just unoriginal , there's a difference.
ZAUCE THE SAUCE BAUCE
I mean, it’s literally the 3th top comment and I haven’t seen it elsewhere, so you have to have stolen it.
@@Prismate if you haven't seen it elsewhere then I haven't stolen it because it never existed before. Also I think you mean 3rd.
3:16 For just $4.20 a month, you too can save a Pyro from being abused by a tiny desk Engineer.
Nice
I have no money because of how much I gave to the cause
I am a pybro if there’s an engine with problems with a good spy
I will donate $348.00
The thing coming out of the eye In pyros eye is abuse
I literally can NOT stop laughing at 0:55-1:00 , it cracks me up every time that even the Demoman's thoughts are belches! XD
That make me laugh to die
@@綾香日本 make that me die laugh
@@reverbedfart dead maked that me laugh
SubjectStigma24 same
@Flying Combine "I have a plan."
Doctor: "you have 11 min and 47 seconds to live"
Me:
minecraftkiwis *video buffers*
*Use loop*
I'm immortalh!
Damn you ! God damn you all to Hell!
Ur gonna end your last minutes on this planet with cringe?
6:44 That will mark my life forever
You mean at 6:40 😭
6:43
3:46 I love the frame drop from the explosion
1:23 stealth is optional for this mission
I'm the complete opposite
5:48
“Come we kiss like men”
“wAHt”
NOPE! (engie's style)
@EMILIANO BARRIOS CHAVEZ y
Heavy: I have plan!
Demoman: *mental burping*
*Heavy* - Normal people
*Demoman* - me
.
.
.
.
*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
Apples
me too XD
7:53 Donno kommino kotoka! = Apples.
100% Accurate xddd
Hand on let me just... Huh, Google translate says there 1 version of saying this meaning apples, it’s accurate
But what does it actually mean
Donno kommino kotoka!
0:37 Demo: Sniper's ass get... burp... get bloody get...burp... gunsh... burp... momma...burp... I'm being... buuuuuuuurp.
Mlg sniper: What?
Demo: Hoooooooooooooohohohohoho... burp.
Mlg sniper: Okay.
That's not MLG Sniper, that's Super Pro Sniper
@@freddyproductions2060 Sniper is the worst class in the game
@The Cremator no problem
@@freddyproductions2060 yes
@@erneststyczen7071 your mother
9:14 The first attack by American forces during the battle of Midway *colorized*
"Stealth is Optional for this mission"
Me: 1:23
That Scream XD 1:24
Same
I can't stealth if I'm in a stealth only game
And yeah there goes the alarm
%99.99 Threat.
You still not spotted yet.
Sniper: what?
demo: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sniper: okey
*phone becomes banana*
Heavy: _I have plan..._
Demo: *_BURPING_*
Banana phone ~
Demo says understandly.
This is actually amongst the greatest gmod animations I've ever seen.
Vietcong Samurai there is gorgeous freeman who's the greatest I think
Vietcong Samurai boi shut to sensitive ass up.
Nevermind I just cried
eltorro64rus?! Did you forget him???
What about kitty?
there's also greatdictator
8:19
Heaku: "EXTRA THICC"
Evil Medic: **evil laugh** "Incoming"
Heaku: HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Akoovy sounds better since it basically is a mix of Aku and Hoovy.
5:39 $0,1 damn that's a pretty good reward.
8:15 when i change to scout.
RIP in YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Sniper's arse. Guns! E X T R A T H I C C *Spy snort*
DONT FORGET APPLES
Just A demomeeen Bacon.
Aiephrus Goldwing no mlp in my tf2
Aiephrus Goldwing Heavy Thicc
mikes move that'll bring down the house *throws you a Pink as Hell Head Prize* There. Have some actual cancer.
8:07
*B I G D I C K E N E R G Y*
Heavy's mind: *I have plan*
Demo's mind: *burb*
10/9
Scout get on point
@@drsandvich4664 no u
9:37 Top 10 most scariest SCPs of all time.
Object class: Apollyon
Object class: unknown
Object Class: Doctor Lalve
Object Class: extra thicc
SCP-Y33H4W, or SCP-84C0N
Class: All of the above.
9:13 dammit Francis you triggered Bill’s Vietnam flashbacks again!!
8:13 Bacon Dance
6:40-6:46 = pure gold. Completely lost it.
Honestly great fight scene at 3:00. So cinematic!
6:07
Totally what would happen if someone sniffed a old mans cigarete breath
Me when I cough: 6:08
6:06
8:34 Everyone : **Do Beautiful Choirs**
Demoman : OOOOHHHHH!!! **Fart**
Heavy: GO GO GO!
1:23 GTA online drivers in a nutshell
Same
9:18
I almost forgot to watch this again today
NYEOUW
Kat's Dump how dare you
8:18
This...
This is *PERFECT*
8:27 *VAULT-TEC CALLING!*
Hoovy: Let us beegin
Pyro Ren: Mhm
Hoovy: Come.
WE KISS LIKE MEN
Pyro Ren: *WAT*
Best gmod moment ever
*_SHOTGUN SOUNDS_*
5:18
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Any love story is better than twilight and the titanic
Agree
11:24 "in russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off hand. if arm is rotten, you cut off arm. but if heart is rotten, you cut off *_L_* *_E_* *_G_* "
7:43 The start to literally every anime fight ever.
*Apples.*
**intense apple**
*But that was the plan all along.*
Piss
Long ago in a distant land, I, Heavy, the meme-spouting Master of Fatness unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Texan, wielding a magic shotgun, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my idiocy is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Heavy Weapons Guy!
Don't you mean before the final slug was shot?
...dammit, that actually would have been way better.
That bacon was
EXTRA THICC
I love that there's always that one Sniper who just says "Apples."
3:16 That Pyro is more than just a weapon.
#StopThePyroAbuse
+Totally not Spookwagen #afklivesmatter
"I'M MORE THAN JUST A HAMMER!"
That One Guy You Don't Like My man!
Ricardo Sousa
#Savetheabusedafk
6:21 always the solution to a fight
2:20 Naked Gun 2 reference
4:21 Robot Chicken reference
mirrorman95 1:24 - 1:34 mafia 1 reference
Which part of Mafia 1?
mirrorman95 its a car from that game
Doctor lalve reference at 0:00 - 11:00
1:10 Metal Gear Solid 5:Ground Zeroes
*"COME.* We kiss like men."
**FUCKING SHOTGUN SOUNDS**
It's scary to have a Soviet lovelife.
Burno As a bi guy, I can confirm that a guy kissing another guy *always* involves liberal doses of buckshot and hypersonic sandwiches.
Hey! It's burno, AKA the dude with the bird fetish.
Dident yough know, komяade? Iи Soviet Яussia shotgun kisses you!
P.S.: It's not so scary in fact. I'm almost 22, I'm Russian, and after three or four relationships involving lovelife, I'm still alive. And don't even have a GROTESQUE BORD HEAD :D
Burno Is that Bruno with no pin to the top? Well he don't love u no more sorry.
Kombi How?
5:18 I think I busted a few arteries laughing at this
Medicine is the best laughter, so laugh a little to fix them.
1:59 the random puking toilet kills me every single time lmao
8:18 love the samurai jack reference! XD
EXTRA T H I C C!
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is the most evil thing I’ve ever seen
EXTRA THICC
7:20
Are we gonna ignore that it looks hilarious and absolutely painful?
I ain’t it’s very hilarious 😆
@@kingshawn6982 yes
6:44 EXCELENT
More like...
SEXELLENT
Try slowing it down
Use ×0.75
In jappan
Every word starts and ends with
*A P P L E S*
Do you know from what anime is it?
@@joseortega3688 重い災い
0:18 TO THE SECRET LAB!
5:46 "Sould I take it personaly?"
Come!
We kiss like men
*WHAT?!*
Darn.
No problemo pal
Hey, hey. Nice place! This is cops.
@@AnotherDudka have a heart, we've got a helpless old man with us.
I really like how doctor Madic moves in this. That twitchy conversation at 5:41 tho-
It gives him so much of a (insane) personality than usual medic has, you can tell this one's really deranged by those flails.
0:20
Boy, I would love to own an elevator to a secret lab that yeets me forward to the secret lab, and although it may cause injury, it still is fun
And it would have a drunk demoman
5:14 i was hoping he'd say "ceasar"
Apples
-Snipur 2017
Just like in the good old days of Gmod..... I love it
Synth Curie hi Curie
Wtf are you doing here go back to sanctuary
9:20 Leaked Footage of Ivan The Terrible spotted above a Top Secret Military Base
what is the song in the background?
0:56 this still kills me every time
*mental belching*
BUUUUUUURP
Heavy: *mentaly* i have plan
Demo: **MENTAL BURPING**
7:02
*sigh*
Here we go again with the Sniper guide, but this time it's F2P edition
2:55
I need help!
Get Over Here!!!
NOPE☆
Kor Fake the camera the engineers hand sounds like a inflated balloon
It is
B*tch
*best anime fight begins*
Totally not Spookwagen
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
9:18 Helicopters in every game/movie.
But whats the song?
This video is verry educational.
Next time an australian man breaks into my home to kill me,i'll just grab a Pyro and beat him with it.Thank you Doctor Lalve
Gabe Newell Half Life 3, or your death by the Russian you created
Do ya know what would be the greatest collab in the whole Universe? Doctor Lalve, DasBoSchitt, Eltorro64Rus and Antonie Delak (well... and I wish there was also Kitty0706, but, you know...)
Xaero188 Add in EthioMod and I'm sold
Don't forget Crispy Toast, TheTig3r (who may be dead as well), Genowhirl and Mr Prawn
Thanks for the sadness brought by speaking of his name. He was a great animator.
Sir, those people are all Fragments of Kitty's Soul. If we find and unite all the FoKs, then Kitty with grace this cruel world one last time to bestow upon us his final video. A video so humorous that our laughter will transcend all of reality and forever empower Kitty to continue his work.
Deep.
" in russia if arm is rotten , you cut off arm"
" if hand is rotten , you cut off hand"
" but if heart is rotten , you cut off leg"
truly inspirational ;_;
What does it mean
Thank you
It's when you become addicted to the endorphins and other shit made by your pituitary gland that release when you around a person that you enjoy time with and want to fuck. In a nice way
Or if you want to get all sappy, it's when you wanna be with someone for your lives. Until the endorphins don't give you the same high as before and love fades into nothing and marriage becomes a trap that you fucked yourself into and now have to deal with. Unless you don't then it's a happy marriage. Which according to previous years statistics roughly 50% of people get married and 50% of that will end in divorce. With people who don't believe in divorce and marriages that aren't happy but cheat secretly it leaves a small chance that your marriage will be successful. Yay.
Oh I've seen that happen a lot lol, my family, my uncle's family, and lots others would no doubt happen in my country for sure.
3:22
*Wibbly wobbly, we are one. This banana I have is now a gun.*
That moment when your friend uses you as a weapon.
Commander 19 *A B U S E*
5:32
The most chill stormtrooper
Hyeah
6:43
E X C E L L E N T
6:45 Ahh... Much better :)
... nice :v
E G G S A L A D
8:18 I mean... What is more menacing than Heavy Aku?
He could make heavy and demo pilarmen
@@wojtekswat7503 demo, sniper and heavy pillar men, and scout as that one pillar men that died in a well that nobody remembers
I don’t know samurai jack but I admit it’s terrifying.
@@disgal6235 Santana but he didn't actually die his body parts were trying to regenerate but speedwagon fundation keept them on a camera with UV light to prevent that from happen
Dancing engies are more terrifying, all according to Dr Lalve logic.
So……
Next episode: Heavy Armageddon
Another episode: Heavy Rain
Bonus episode: Heavy Industry
Am I Right?
And the Grand Finale:
*H E A V Y G U I D E*
PLOT TWIST!
It's the Scout Guide.
Make it Doomagedon
PhillipStardust Electric Heavy or Heavy Boogaloo
4:20 GENIUS!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
IQ of 1.5 million genius
Still waiting on part 2
Wait your second part
Get it, like, Wait your match?
What if it never comes, just like the Heavy Guide.
I did come xd
Well, that's great that you're here I guess, but you're not the one we're looking for.
2:42
Me when I’m on the news and saying hi to my bully
2:36 jumpscares in a nutshell
9:46
Heavy: Fight me!
Engie: NO(Pulls out bird)
0:08 Spy: heavy is fatman!
Spy: heeeeeeee
Heavy: “To the secret lab!”
Scientist: What?
@Alpha Ryan burps*
@@Vincentohah heavy: sniper!
I fucking love this plot
There is a plot?
LordDarthHarry there is, it’s just lost in the insanity of the video. Rewatch it several times then tell me what you found.
8:18 E X T R A T H I C C
4:00 I mean he is right, he didn’t break a sweat. But he did break a leg
Lol
9:38
Damn, he’s PISSED
You sir are one of the greats. Your humor and animations are reminiscent of the late and great Kitty0706. Keep it up.
Never forget the great kitty
yus
this_is_petro i second this
6:43 be like: -EeXcxellENt!
6:53 I think I lost a lung
g o r d o n
@@franciscooper607 *triggered*
This makes sence.
Heavy is the main villan, and Enginer is the main hero.
Heavy wants his sanvich done
*E X T R A T H I C C*
Or the Extra *E X T R A T H I C C S A N D V I C H*!
*E X T R A A P P L E S*
_t h i c c_
*EXTRASPOOKWAGEN*
*E X T R A P I S S*
A precious piece of art. Shall be treasured forever.
9:51 and to this day, I still wonder what kind of messed up level of indigestion would a person need to achieve in order to need a "Weapons Grade Laxative"?
And it's so much worse that it isn't cherry flavored
My God. I'm afraid now
Tactical high-velocity projectile shitting.
Heavy: *in his head* i have plan
Demo: **mental burping**
Me: *laughing a little* wait what
9:50-10:10 *TOP TEN MOST EPIC ANIME BATTLES*