@@kashkendall5146 Hm, two accounts with default profile pictures. Both created a week ago. Both only have one comment on this channel, and one of them is promoting a obviously fake app. Hmmm, could this maybe be the same person trying to promote a shitty virus?? Holy hell you must be actually stupid if you think people are gonna fall for your bullshit.
Dude I really needed this. I work as a C# programmer, and this whole video legitimately subconsciously resonated with me. I feel like I learned so much while getting a good night’s sleep. So, thank you.
As a programmer this is very relaxing, the dos 5 manual does a really good job explaining everything in ordinary language, nice change of tone from how I usually absorb this type of information
Well its kind of hard to go wrong, if this gets accepted as a good idea. And of course, why not. All he has to do is not be loud, and be himself. Its not like there are any objects that just cant be used for asmr. No hate, just dont get how some people seem to be really amazed by him just not going with the flow of never ending head massages.
Huge ASMR fan, but I’ve never checked out this guy before. This video came up as recommended. It went on my ASMR favorites playlist after about 30 seconds. Phenomenal for sleep!!
Awesome! I was wondering if I should watch this or not because I could not find an official Palpatine seal of approval anywhere, but luckily I found it!
This guy makes pure gold. Rift, you're amazing. Thank you for all your wonderful vids. Hope to see another book reading video in the future. They're my favorite
This is your father's MS-DOS, this is the machine of the 80s whitecollar, not as clumsy or random as a smartphone... An elegant machine, for a more civilized age.
@@ffwast Why would you people talk about being gay? What does that have to do with an obi wan quote? Was the actor gay or something? Or why are you mentioning gays?
This asmr video absolutely BANGS. I’ve fell asleep multiple times to this. This is the asmr equivalent to stairway to Heaven. Absolute fucking CLASSIC. BRING ON THE DOS BABY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I feel bad for the poor souls who’s job it was to write and compile this whole book. I would absolutely end my life unless I’m being paid a substantial fee
I would start writing a book like this completely unprompted. Granted, I would forget about it and go do something else before I even finished chapter 2, but the thought still counts.
The people that write manuals/user guides are called technical writers. I am a technical writer. The pay is great, most jobs are work from home, it is flexible hours. It is much less boring when writing them, as opposed to reading them. It also does require a high level of creative problem solving, as you need to be able to write highly technical concepts in a fashion that is simple and easy to understand.
The only video that everyone fully watches when trying to learn how to operate a computer Edit: Also please do another video covering what you didn't read please! This video is so good at getting me to sleep!
Congratulations ephemeral rift you are so close to 1 million subscribers. I've been a huge fan since the earlier days of your channel. I've always wanted to be an asmrtist. Thank you for inspiring thousands of people.
I think this is my favourite. Also wrote and article today about ASMR because not many people know about it and linked you in. You have been a lifesaver for my sleep. What surprised me was the ability to have a max partition of 2gd! That's pretty large for back in the day. I started my first lot of programming on a 486 running dos. Now I run Linux "Parrot" great GUI for general use and pen testing tools
As a CS PhD student, I am incredibly pleased to see this and will be telling people I fall asleep to it every night in order to increase my computer scientist street cred. Gonna flex on all those uppity web dev bois with my oldschool, CLI swagger, and high-quality ER-facilitated sleep (which is the bigger flex tbh) Edit: just now caught the added bit about deleting files you might want hidden from family, FBI, or KGB. Nice. Very much in the spirit of the old CS world, although I'm sure the makers of MS-DOS didn't include that addendum for obvious reasons. Got a real laugh out of me, though.
Hahaha it's perfect, if it was too interesting I would want to stay awake to listen but this, just as uninteresting as you need to fall asleep ! Thank you ER n.n
Thank you for this video spreading the good word of The Book of DOS. I would love it if you could cover some more of the sacred texts of divine operating systems in the future. Blessings to you (or something like that; I don't know I didn't think this far in to it).
I feel that the meaning of the term "online help" have changed. Back then I think it meant help that is available through the program you are running, as opposed to a paper manual
You know, in the hopes that you are still reading all comments, just let it be known, that we love this kind of content. Even though its 'just reading' you've put a lot of work into this, at least from my subjective point of view c: Keep it going, Paul
5 rocked... but 6.21 BABY! DOS 5.0, HDM for a menu, Word Perfect 5.x on, Lotus 123, on an IBM model 30. Listening to this, while watching a multi-Vortex Tornado video from Reed Timmer (silenced) - surreal.
my girl just broke it off the other day after 3 years. it's tough, but with the strength provided by the Book of MS-DOS we will get through.
Don't worry in France we say "One of lost ten of found" when we stop a relationship with a woman xD.
She's broke your up 😤
Focus on yourself bro
Im sorry. More than likely shes getting rammed by someother guy. Cheer up bro
@@starbrx NICE
Instantly sent this to my husband. He doesn't understand asmr but this will still definitely relax his nerdy brain.
Your husband is one lucky man
Cringe
@@zacharyalfano9846 its the small details in life that matter the most, youll learn it later ig
@@j.alvare.z8902 👏🏼👏🏼
What's cringy about that?
Seriously, I feel like I'm missing something...
Man, Rift seems to have a few trolls in his comments.
Good old DOS, I’ll never forget the first command my brother taught me:
cd/doom
doom
Hahaha wow, I had a dosbox I played doom on when I was like 9, and my dad taught me that exact same thing
@@kashkendall5146 must be a promotion for an app I will try it
I just tried it I'm not having two wings and a smol pp
@@kashkendall5146 Hm, two accounts with default profile pictures. Both created a week ago. Both only have one comment on this channel, and one of them is promoting a obviously fake app. Hmmm, could this maybe be the same person trying to promote a shitty virus?? Holy hell you must be actually stupid if you think people are gonna fall for your bullshit.
It’s actually cd\doom 😉
@@YankeeStacking C:\cd doom
Glad the Sanitarium is getting a tech upgrade. Long overdue I thought! Last I checked, Corvus was still making his medical notes on wood carvings
My nurse was pounding out cuneiform prescriptions on a clay tablet :/
@@beetlequeen1732 💀
yeah I was using hieroglyphi- oh that's just my handwriting
its 1991!
He could read the back of a shampoo bottle i will fall asleep to it
Dont say that or next we will be listening to "back of a shampoo bottle asmr"
@@gamey__4642 It'd be short most likely
@@Gamo0ol because first we need to hear the full manual of DOS
@SharkTank are you just copying and pasting that ya lil Weiner
@SharkTank FUCK YOU
This takes me way back... probably before I was born.
gold comment
Same this takes me back, a decade before I was born. :)
That feel when this is unironically too interesting to fall asleep to.
Mr. Prog
POV: You're Professor Clemmons during the 1990's trying to figure out your new fangled 'Personal Computer'.
Dude I really needed this. I work as a C# programmer, and this whole video legitimately subconsciously resonated with me. I feel like I learned so much while getting a good night’s sleep. So, thank you.
A reading from the divine tome of the Omnissiah, we truly are blessed today.
Praise the omnissiah!!
PRAISE!!!
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
The 2 dislikes must be from mac guys.
17 there’s More than I thought
Linux > Windows > macOS
@@jheitz223 did you forget that a majourity of software is linux incompatible
@@TheDismissor guy who literally has er as their pfp, a legend if i can add
@@jheitz223 Linux is cool and all, but let’s be real here. For just about every situation It’s: Windows > Linux > macOS
As a programmer this is very relaxing, the dos 5 manual does a really good job explaining everything in ordinary language, nice change of tone from how I usually absorb this type of information
He will never run out of ideas
Like chip will never run out of bars
I swear he just looks at anything and shouts Eureka
@@ize7821 exactly
Well its kind of hard to go wrong, if this gets accepted as a good idea. And of course, why not. All he has to do is not be loud, and be himself. Its not like there are any objects that just cant be used for asmr. No hate, just dont get how some people seem to be really amazed by him just not going with the flow of never ending head massages.
And not to disregard his very creative roleplays and rift world!
I am so happy he is so close to 1 million subs, he deserves it.
I'm also happy for him
I applaud your extraordinary patience. I wouldn’t have made it even a page in.
"You could make a religion out of this!"
Bill wurtz was here
Let's do this
Yes, hail the mighty cult of DOS (5.0)
A guy actually did it. He called it "Temple OS", basically os from god. He later went nuts due to mental ilnesses.
The religion would be so fake
Omg PLEASE continue this as a series where you do an in depth reading of totally mundane and random things 😍
I love how a manual for an outdated operating system is basically the ER universe's Bible now.
I mean if somethings archaic enough, it can and will become a religion. If this religion existed, I would be a follower
I get tingles just thinking about this. That's how you know he's good.
Of course he is he’s been doing this for a long time like we talking YEARS
@@yugonediee fork knife
@@yugonediee fork knife
I love his pronunciation and whisper level. Its not to forced or to quiet. Very relaxing and sleep inducing; I love it.
What an exceptionally thrilling video, I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
Huge ASMR fan, but I’ve never checked out this guy before. This video came up as recommended. It went on my ASMR favorites playlist after about 30 seconds. Phenomenal for sleep!!
doing my operating systems homework while listening to this lol
Same, doing an OS exam
Hope you get an a+
Some school.
Sounds like college.
Palpatine approved
@M’aiq The Liar yes
Awesome! I was wondering if I should watch this or not because I could not find an official Palpatine seal of approval anywhere, but luckily I found it!
Approved by the Emperor himself
Paladin Danse approved
My Lord, we have destroyed the Jedi......
This guy makes pure gold. Rift, you're amazing. Thank you for all your wonderful vids. Hope to see another book reading video in the future. They're my favorite
I remember being 5 years old launching Duke Nukem and Carmageddon from MS-DOS
Ah yes, miss those days, when i didn’t exist
This is your father's MS-DOS, this is the machine of the 80s whitecollar, not as clumsy or random as a smartphone... An elegant machine, for a more civilized age.
@@texanplayer7651 the 80’s civilized lol. We know this guys not gay!
@@andrewmaderer1989 You didn't get the reference did you?
@@texanplayer7651 all he knows about is being gay.
@@ffwast Why would you people talk about being gay? What does that have to do with an obi wan quote? Was the actor gay or something? Or why are you mentioning gays?
This is a great piece of literature that is massively underrated
I think he the first and last person to actually read this
God, imagine having to be the person to make them.
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 true pain
No, we have to read this stuff in IT Class.
You'd be surprised😎.
LGR probably reads this for fun.
This man litteraly never runs out of ideas! He always thinks of something
ASMR and a long book, two perfect things to fall asleep to. The man's a genius.
00:20:29 Finally, after all these years, I can finally start MS-DOS
I literally have fallen asleep to this at least ten times now. This is amazing 😅
Holly shit so my prayers do come true a pure whispering video i have wished for this for the last year
This asmr video absolutely BANGS. I’ve fell asleep multiple times to this. This is the asmr equivalent to stairway to Heaven. Absolute fucking CLASSIC. BRING ON THE DOS BABY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I feel bad for the poor souls who’s job it was to write and compile this whole book. I would absolutely end my life unless I’m being paid a substantial fee
I would start writing a book like this completely unprompted.
Granted, I would forget about it and go do something else before I even finished chapter 2, but the thought still counts.
The people that write manuals/user guides are called technical writers. I am a technical writer. The pay is great, most jobs are work from home, it is flexible hours. It is much less boring when writing them, as opposed to reading them. It also does require a high level of creative problem solving, as you need to be able to write highly technical concepts in a fashion that is simple and easy to understand.
The only video that everyone fully watches when trying to learn how to operate a computer
Edit: Also please do another video covering what you didn't read please! This video is so good at getting me to sleep!
Relatable. Such techy texts have a big potential to make someone feel asleep very easily while keeping the interest in what is being read
Congratulations ephemeral rift you are so close to 1 million subscribers. I've been a huge fan since the earlier days of your channel. I've always wanted to be an asmrtist. Thank you for inspiring thousands of people.
This man is covering EVERY piece of possible ASMR there is in the world. He is the DEFINITION of an ASMRtist
Ah Yes the holy scriptures
Why is this the most relaxing thing I've seen all week
Now THIS is the type of ASMR I could relax to.
Uncle E continues to surprise me with his creative ideas, I love it.
As a request, I would love to hear ER read the TH-cam terms of service.
Something tells me it will get...
Flashback to 1996 me trying to figure out how to run games on my first computer, then feeling like a tech god when I actually got it right. 😁
Wow. MS-DOS.
Brings back memories.
how do you constantly know what kind of ASMR content your subscribers want before we even know we want them? amazing
this man uploads everything we need but we didnt ask for, genius, keep up with the good work
"Imagine, if you will, a world where the people's religious holy book is a Microsoft MS-DOS user manual."
That would be great for me😏.
I think this is my favourite. Also wrote and article today about ASMR because not many people know about it and linked you in.
You have been a lifesaver for my sleep.
What surprised me was the ability to have a max partition of 2gd! That's pretty large for back in the day. I started my first lot of programming on a 486 running dos. Now I run Linux "Parrot" great GUI for general use and pen testing tools
That book is probably older than i am. And is in much better shape than i am.
😂.
Internet Explorer: "Write that down, write that down!"
Do you guys think I’ll be able to understand if I haven’t read versions 1-4 yet?
He needs to do the fitnessgram pacer test at some point
bro i am trying to sleep not get a ptsd atack
This guy is a legend:
He spended his time reading this boring but informative book, with a calm voice for us. We don´t deserve him.
Uncle E, this has made my day, thank you.
Mom: What are you doing? 🤨
Me: I'm studying. 💤
Keep coming back to this video. Favorite for falling asleep
oh boy as a CS major ive been waiting for this one ;)
Had no clue what you were talking about but still very relaxing ❤️
We will now bow our heads for a reading from the Book of DOS. 🤓
Apple pfp, L
Considering that all windows versions are based on ms dos and many operations' name is the same this is actually extremely useful even today.
This is just perfect, the book that already makes you fall asleep readby a voice that makes you fall asleep
computer science student here. this video is greatly appreciated. thank you.
So excited! I was hoping this would become a video after your little snippet from the other video.
This is amazing and could totally be a series, its like borderline informational n i love it
I can connect MY home computer to another computer from another building or even ACROSS THE COUNTRY?
The wonders of technology!
I've tried to read appliance manuals when I couldn't sleep. It usually works. This is a level up and even more effective 😜
I literally read this manual early in my IT career. But it didn’t put me to sleep like this! 😂
ER is like an unwritten character from the hitchhikers guild to the galaxy
Thank you so much rift for this I have a final exam on the users guide and reference book for Microsoft MS-DOS
2 suggestions:
A tellsell commercial for a Greates Inaudible Hits and a matchmaking service for nemesis
I started this video as a human, but I have now transcended to that of a floppy disk
you're just evolving, but backwards
As a CS PhD student, I am incredibly pleased to see this and will be telling people I fall asleep to it every night in order to increase my computer scientist street cred. Gonna flex on all those uppity web dev bois with my oldschool, CLI swagger, and high-quality ER-facilitated sleep (which is the bigger flex tbh)
Edit: just now caught the added bit about deleting files you might want hidden from family, FBI, or KGB. Nice. Very much in the spirit of the old CS world, although I'm sure the makers of MS-DOS didn't include that addendum for obvious reasons. Got a real laugh out of me, though.
Hahaha it's perfect, if it was too interesting I would want to stay awake to listen but this, just as uninteresting as you need to fall asleep ! Thank you ER n.n
I would really love a full reading even though I know it will probably never happen. Would definatelty pay for it.
He could literally just whisper-read a random book and we would all be entertained.
Is that not what he just did?
lol yeah thats what he did
I'm surprised he hasn't read excerpts straight out of the Lovecraft books.
Thank you for this video spreading the good word of The Book of DOS. I would love it if you could cover some more of the sacred texts of divine operating systems in the future.
Blessings to you (or something like that; I don't know I didn't think this far in to it).
He never really will run out of ideas. It’s impossible.
Thanks Captain Obvious!
I just want to know what came first, the saying or the advert?
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 the chegg
Do more like these. Reading asmr is the best.
I hope that he does 'The Art of Quiet 3' and I’m sure that I’m not the only one who wants it
Rifts channel is a goldmine for content, crazy how many vids hes got i hope he gets good support from it
MS-DOS manual for bed time story😄👌I just love your style
HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS YET!?!? YES
This video persuaded me to buy a copy myself, I’ll be getting one soon.
I was trying to fall asleep to this but I suprisingly found this too interesting to fall asleep to.
I feel that the meaning of the term "online help" have changed. Back then I think it meant help that is available through the program you are running, as opposed to a paper manual
You are a amazing Asmrtist and keep up the great work
I hope you mean ASMR’tist’, would be weird if he was hating on them while being one ;)
@@Zethraxxur thank you for correcting me ❤️❤️
The mechanicus approves of the holy scriptures.
Keep up the good work brother.
You know, in the hopes that you are still reading all comments, just let it be known, that we love this kind of content. Even though its 'just reading' you've put a lot of work into this, at least from my subjective point of view c:
Keep it going, Paul
This is so amazing. Please do more of these.
5 rocked... but 6.21 BABY! DOS 5.0, HDM for a menu, Word Perfect 5.x on, Lotus 123, on an IBM model 30. Listening to this, while watching a multi-Vortex Tornado video from Reed Timmer (silenced) - surreal.
I cannot imagine a better book to fall asleep listening to
My physiks book in school would be a strong rival
This sounds like an ad and I'm not complaining
They don't make classic literature like this anymore :(
This was my favorite book growing up
This needs to be a series and read the whole thing straight through to the Index 😴😴😴👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
This beats every other "reading you to sleep" ASMR video
Eventually I'm gonna be able to recite this book letter by letter from how much I listen to it
First asmr video i have fallen asleep to.