“I wanna go to Doutey’s” “You must be new here” “Cheese and crust” “Jesus heal the masses” “Wait till your mother gets home” “Is that a banana in your pocket?” “I didn’t know you knew Spanish” “Wasabi’s the devil” “I’m sorry where’s your mask?”
"You look great, did you get botox?" "Oh this? No, this is activated charcoal, Elmer's glue and Wasabi mixed with toothpaste. Once the burning sensation and blotchiness fades, you're left with 1 less layer of skin on your face, keeping you vibrant and young"
"I'm actually weiner-tos intolerant. Actually, any toes, or any body part that isn't mine, I don't want in my mouth. Don't matter if you have toes or you lactose, I don't want it." How did you fit so many puns into one sentence??
"OH are you new here?" "Wait till you're mother gets home" "I didn't know you knew spanish" "Cheese and crust" "I'm sorry where's you're mask?" Brandon being Brandon. More funny things: "Have you ever cried tears of...ow" "Wasabi bro, nothing much Wasabi you?" "They're bleeding, that's why" "Probably how you got blackheads in the first place" "Glue? No thank you I'm full"
@@sarahmathews3 yea it was about the daughter part. He started off by calling her "my friend's daughter" then "my girlfriend's daughter" and now he says "my daughter" so it's really sweet 🥺
Brandon: *has purple hair, a black face, wasabi on his lips, and a banana in his pants Everybody else: “oh ya, that’s just Brandon being Brandon.. Woah this is the most amount of likes I have ever gotten.. This is my greatest life achievement!! 😂😊 thx
can someone just tell me who sits around and comes up with these crafts like: "Oh today would be a good day to hollow out a hot dog then stick it in milk and drink it."
I'm not sure who's more ridiculous: The people who make these weird videos trying to tell you to brush your nose with a toothbrush, or Brandon watching and listening to them.
@@Fao2 lol 😂 I can kind of relate- my bff doesn’t have a channel but when I like someone else’s video she makes me like the videos she likes to watch 😂✨
I love when he says "OH IT'S A DIFFERENT HACK"
and “oh wasabi dude” “nothing wasabi with you”
Time stamp?
@@kcmarm 3:36
Same ( and I know it’s seven months later lol I like to rewatch things
Are you crying tears of, ow
“I wanna go to Doutey’s”
“You must be new here”
“Cheese and crust”
“Jesus heal the masses”
“Wait till your mother gets home”
“Is that a banana in your pocket?”
“I didn’t know you knew Spanish”
“Wasabi’s the devil”
“I’m sorry where’s your mask?”
You forgot ‘The breaks are for woosy boys’ 😂
I thought it was "I wana go to Daddy's"
@@AngelicRamen it was lmfao
@@jazmyncole2461 it wasnt
@@AngelicRamen it was
"You look great, did you get botox?"
"Oh this? No, this is activated charcoal, Elmer's glue and Wasabi mixed with toothpaste. Once the burning sensation and blotchiness fades, you're left with 1 less layer of skin on your face, keeping you vibrant and young"
@Ruby Johnson Hi. I'm a big fan of Brandon's.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would be left with red irritated and rashy skin because I'm allergic to activated charcoal
@@blessedcocoa5729 sameee
I mean. Of course you are. Who isn’t 😂
"Once you get past the initial pain, oh, it comes back so fast" - Brandon, 2020.
Words to live by
yearbook quote right there
"Ooh, irritation is occurring."
- Me, at any family event 😂
Same lmao 😂
I’m kinda the same sometimes
Same omg😂
@Mala Bradford Laughing so hard, I can barely see
BRRRRRUUUU
The fact he used a straw to make a hot dog straw is comedy genius.
Genuinely didn’t even notice that
@@dimpledsmilex me neither 😂
Well what else is the straw for, you don't just use it, you MUST stick it into a hotdog
i read this as “draw to make a hot dog” and got really confused
@@dimpledsmilex I noticed, I just kinda overlooked it. Because I was too busy laughing when he said "No, don't show off like that". 😐
Something: *says non toxic glue
Brandon: “no thank you, I’m full.”
LMAO
XD I SAW THIS AND JUST XD
@@Diamondxstars Awww thx! 😊
HahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahHHahHah
3:47 this is my favourite part, I just like how he doesn't say "ow" he just walks out.
Frr
"My daughter ate this once and she's still here"
Lol
Ate what
@@jazznicole2104 gluee
I didn't even know that he had a daughter
Lol
Let’s sit back and watch as Brandon slowly tortures his face for 5 minutes.
"I'm actually weiner-tos intolerant. Actually, any toes, or any body part that isn't mine, I don't want in my mouth. Don't matter if you have toes or you lactose, I don't want it."
How did you fit so many puns into one sentence??
I was just thibking bout that
I read this as he said it lol
He’s a dad. It’s a superpower.
ik right!
hahahaha(:
I literally just LOLed at “doesn’t matter if you have toes or lactose”. I swear Brandon’s my favorite TH-camr.
“Ah, Wasabi dude.”
“Ah, Not much wasabi with you.”
Baha right when i read that he said it
"How do you open these?" Sprays lemon juice directly in eyeball
Oof
I laughed so hard LOL-
I just got to this part literally just died 😆
I went oof
e
"I'm gonna go down in history."
-Brandon the red nosed reindeer 2020
Yes
*TH-camr (?) (Instead of reindeer?)
Perfect way to end his video. 😄😄
YASSSS
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
This man harm himself for out amusement we don’t deserve him 🤣😂😭😭
Brandon: Why won’t this open!?
Lemon Juice: FFFSSSSSSSSSSS
Can we just talk about the fact that he called them "short sleeved socks"? 😂
I read that as soon as it went to that point 😂
I cried and couldn't stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol so tru
I know I as soon as he said taht I was like
Oh ohhh short sleev socks ok no such thing but ok
And he didn't butter them first!!
Is it just me who died laughing when Brandon peeled his hotdog like a banana?
no XD
NDJSJD I DID THAT AND WENT TO THR COMMENTS TO SEE IF OTHERS NOTICED
Or that he used the hotdog to stir the charcoal mask
@@alaskathewolf8256 I just physically can’t with Brandon
It was hilarious tho 🤣🤣🤣😂
"OH are you new here?"
"Wait till you're mother gets home"
"I didn't know you knew spanish"
"Cheese and crust"
"I'm sorry where's you're mask?"
Brandon being Brandon.
More funny things:
"Have you ever cried tears of...ow"
"Wasabi bro, nothing much Wasabi you?"
"They're bleeding, that's why"
"Probably how you got blackheads in the first place"
"Glue? No thank you I'm full"
@Billie Hamblin lol
“oH yOu MuSt bE nEw HeRe”
“Wait tiLl yOuR mOtHeR gETs hOMe”
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻
"oHhHh I wAnNa Go To DaDdYs"
Just quality Brandon-
I DiDnT kNoW yOu sPeAk sPaNiSh (cry’s in pain)
He just told a whole story -
@@charlilove129 Yep.
oW
Alternate title: Brandon suffering for 5 minutes straight.
He spent longer than an hour filming it... more applause needed, including your comment
i would like but its at 69 likes
Agreedd
No one:
Nobody:
Him: *mixes everything with a hotdog*
Hey, do you know if autumn is he's real daughter or his girlfriend's kid?
Autumn isn’t his biological daughter but he treats her like his biological daughter
@@Hotpinkgummybear THank you so mcuh!
🤣🤣
Glizzy*
Who loves this and laughs bc it’s funny but feel so bad for him bc he has to go through all that pain-😩🖤
Brandon: “I’ve see my daughter eat it...”
Me: “my heart!”🖤🥺✨
It's just a joke lol
@@sarahmathews3 I'm pretty certain their heart melted over the daughter part. Kids eat glue, that's not a surprise, kids are gross lol
@@sarahmathews3 yea it was about the daughter part. He started off by calling her "my friend's daughter" then "my girlfriend's daughter" and now he says "my daughter" so it's really sweet 🥺
Awwwww right💛
ok?
The only thing this video didn’t have was : KEVIN and where did the pants come from?!
You are right. Thank you. LOL
I heard his voice in my head saying "Kevin!" at that first hack 😂😂😂😂
Yes
@@annasilvertongue same 😂
And pickles
When he says “I’ve seen my daughter eat it and she isn’t gone yet”😂😂😂😂
I ate five raw eggs before- and I haven't died yet-
I never said I got somethin
@@duck.8328 you have a point
You know my daughter just eating glue
@@yttrxstein4192 uhm ok-
@@yttrxstein4192 Wait is he gay
Brandon: “I’m gunna go down in history”
Me: yes you are, as the BEST Comedian ever
“Are you crying tears of- OW-?! “
I LOVE UR PFP 😭😭😭
"Warning do not use on skin" as he is rubbing the tooth paste onto his skin with a tooth brush, not flinching once so ever. I respect this man
Excuse me? "Once so ever"? Since when is "what" pronounced as "once"? "Hey man, once are you doing?"
Yo chill, my grammar ain't that good😂😂😂
@@lilymiller8923 I hate it when people constantly do that my grammar is rubbish to 😂
“I’m actually wiener toes intolerant”
Brandon Farris 2020
That whole part was just uh uh
Yes I am scared
Brandon*pokes whole through hot dog*
“Oh don’t show off like that!”
“Goodbye pale lips..hello pAiN”
He sounded like Jaskier when he said that
“Blackheads?” “No thank you I’m full” 💀💀💀😂
😭✋
YO I can't rn
its so Funny lmao😂
The last line was the best.
“I’m gonna go down in history”
😂
LAZY TOWN
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
Me running away from my problems like 4:10
Brandon: *has purple hair, a black face, wasabi on his lips, and a banana in his pants
Everybody else: “oh ya, that’s just Brandon being Brandon..
Woah this is the most amount of likes I have ever gotten.. This is my greatest life achievement!! 😂😊 thx
And lemon is his eyes
and toothpaste on his nose
well it is
@@lynxone9434 I am watching that part right now
SO TRUEE!
Who sticks a hot dog in *milk* who looked at it and said “yes”
Some fuckin psychopath
Lmao
Me
Besides Brandon?
I did that hack
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE THINGS HE SAYS WHEN HE'S TAKING THE MASK OFF
JUST WAIT TIL YOUR MOTHER GETS HOME
I’m a little worried
"I'm in alot of pain" just had joker vibes-
2:20
**pain hits**
Him: *silently leave the room*
0:52 five minute crafts called us dirty minded in 3792 languages 😭
“Now my arm hair looks wispy and weak. Pffft. I’m so embarrassed. “ 😂
I read this as he said it lol
@@keeeeeek same
Finally, a man of culture who peels his hot dogs
Exactly-
im gonna start doing this id never thought of it before
He’s a culture creator... his own little petri dish goin on...
I was really confused at first.
It's like how but also it's just so smart.
It gets funnier each “hack”
edit: HOLY LEMON JUICE HE JUST SQUIRTED JUICE IN HIS EYE I-
I know 👀 I felt bad but I couldn’t stop laughing
@@kooklious1217 same tho
4:06 and 4:16 LOL a life without Brandon is a life of no fun and laughter IM DYING AND SO IS MY BESTIE
I like how he quoted a previous video: “I don’t know what an allergic reaction feels like, but I think I know what it looks like.”
Yes! I loved that too.
"WHY AM I SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY ON CHARCOAL MASKS", the only question of my life
You can get at dollar general for dollar
“Is this nontoxic?” “I’ve seen my daughter eat it and she’s still here” hahahah😂😂
0:13 I DON’T WANT THAT 🫵🏻
Brandon: “Oh, I wanna go to Daddy’s!”
Me: cut the cameras... *DEAD ASS*
No one
Brandon: I’m actually Wiener intolerant
A true hetero
When he took the toothpaste off 💀 “ irritation Is OcCurRInG”
no one:
absolutely no one:
Brandon:bReAkS ArE fOr WusSy BOyS
me:*wheezing*
Brandon: "I'm gonna do something Pretty wild here.." Brandon's Face: 😮
"Uhh, I wanna go to DaDdYs"
🤣🤣
5 minute crafts: “Bad Breath?”
No one:
Brandon: “I dOnt KnOw I CaNt See”
Me:” YOU cAnt See BAD BrEAth”
LOL!
Brandon could dress in a fairy costume and his cat in a taco costume and say that he’s killed my whole family and I would still laugh
oh my god ☺
A bit macabre but I feel you.
I want him to do that trend on TikTok were guys dress in maid outfits soooooooooooooooo bad!!!!!
Right 🤣🤣 (it's called dark humor people 😂😂😂)
"Is this toxic? Eh, I've seen my daughter eat it, and she's still here"
LMAO
“gEeEt OfF mE” i am honestly having trouble breathing because of laughing so hard.
"I've seen my daughter eat this before and she's still here" I- 😳
Ouhh he's talking about Autumn as his daughter that's just so freaking cute I love it
2:22 it's hilarious when he says I want to go to Daddy's
“Well that’s one way to save the turtles, oh i didn’t poke a hole in it that’s why”
That is my new favorite thing he has said😂
Hey Mina!
hello
@@kearstynnnn I didn’t expect to see you here!
@@kearstynnnn hi Mina
@@kangel_soup hi Deku
“Wait till your mom comes home” in deadddddd 😂but for me it would be “wait till your dad comes home”
"I'm gonna go down in history"
you got that right...
“Sometimes you gotta innovated to hydrate”
Me: * grabs my hydro flask and stares at deku and then drinks some water *
O°O u watch My Hero Too?
@@anime-kun4281 yes but I have to do it on TH-cam since the season I'm on isn't on Crunchyroll where I am
can someone just tell me who sits around and comes up with these crafts like: "Oh today would be a good day to hollow out a hot dog then stick it in milk and drink it."
😂
this sounds like my random 3am thought process tho-
That’s a good question🤣😂😂😂
Very bored people with too much time on their hands. Like me. Yesterday I hollowed out a baby carrot and made a flute
Me: **watching him rip the face mask off**
Also me: “please just wash it off like normal please this pains me to watch”
As a sadist I loved it
@@gayvagina7353 oh
I can’t believe you just said normal and referred to Brandon in the same sentence
*Him saying random things*
If you listen to this with no context it sounds like he has tourettes
( no offense to people who have Tourettes, ily! )
"Well that's one way to save the turtles"
*turtle approves* :}
Noice
Furry approves
Micheal Reeves does not approve
@@alphatheprotogen6763 ...
@@alphatheprotogen6763 Sam e
3:47 he casually walks of😂😂😂
Brandon would legit suffer just for content
Did*
@@Levi_lamb true
We don’t deserve hm
Yeah
That's how he gets fed
0:10 when he says "I don't want that" i started crying of laughter 😂😂😂
Ikr lol
He won't swear taking the mask off but you can tell he wants to.
Ikr-💀I feel so bad for him💀💀
@@markus1983cbcustom Why r u using 💀💀💀 that's weird as fuck
"This is not what I intended."
*Short apuse*
"I aLwAyS sWoRe tO yOu I'd-"
I CAAAAAAAANT
Pause*
@@tornsoulz sorry typo XD
Can we all have a moment of silence for the pain Brandon went through to make this video for us.
“Break are for wussy boys” that is definitely my favorite part😂😂
Me halfway through the video:” omg he has purple hair”😳😳😳
Holy likes thanks
Gloria colored it on her channel
@@katrinafree9678 oh ok thanks
I want that hair color lol
wait i didn't notice that I had to go back and look ahah
All he needs now is some glitter.
this man has cured my depression
Brandon:"Thats a little bit of weneir in my straw"
Me: peeing my pants
Brandon should of said “kEvIn!” For the hoteog
“I’m gonna do something pretty wild here” *opens mouth* “Argh, I wanna go to daddy’s!”
He has officially become my favorite TH-cam that doesn't do animation things
Me, doing nothing
TH-cam: Imbr-
Me: *MOVE I'M GAY*
memento mori my friend
I would like to like this but it's at the perfect number tvt
Don't tell Amy.
@@fluffofoxo8824 shhh she doesn't have to know
My dumbass thought y were spelling embrace, then I realised embrace starts with an e
"No no, I would love more. I'm just weiner-tose intolerant.
*Weiner-toes
When he gets hurt i like how he just says random things
Lol
"is this non toxic? I seen my daughter eat it and she's still here so" idk why but this sent me 😂😂😂😂😂
“Oh are you crying tears of ow?”
That killed me
"I've seen my daughter eat it before and she still here..so.."
"Bad breath?, I have no idea I can't see-" Brandon Farris 2020 haha
Your my favorite TH-camr ever and just because I'm never happy u cheer me up
Sorry
Title: Insane beauty life hacks
Real title: *TORTURING MY SELF FOR CONTENT*
I'm not sure who's more ridiculous: The people who make these weird videos trying to tell you to brush your nose with a toothbrush, or Brandon watching and listening to them.
I love your username. It made agreeing with your comment hilarious. 🤣🤣
Maybe its all of us whom are subsequently watching Brandon DO THOSE THINGS.
I’m already laughing at the first like 5 seconds LMAO
Edit: Thx for all the likes, it’s the most I’ve ever gotten ✨🤍😊🦋
@@Fao2 thank you :) ✨👁👄👁✨
Edit: I also clicked your video that said “click” uwu ✨🦋💅
@@Fao2 same- lol
@@Fao2 lol 😂 I can kind of relate- my bff doesn’t have a channel but when I like someone else’s video she makes me like the videos she likes to watch 😂✨
@@Fao2 :) (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
@@Fao2 シ㋛☻︎シ㋛☻︎シ㋛☻︎
Imagine he ordered an Amazon package and it comes while he’s filming so when he goes to get it the delivery guy sees this
JESUS THE AMOUNT OF DIRTY THJNGS THAT COULD HAPPEN IT JUST SWERVES AND IT GIVES ME A HEART A T T A C K
HE CALLED AUTUMN "HIS DAUGHTER!" OMGGGGGGGGG
Whats wrong with it?
@@keeeeeek it isn’t his biological daughter, it was just sweet!
@@Dreamewastaken oh. I thought he always did that
I heard that and I had a mini freak-out, it was so cutee
Always gets me
“D- dooooon’t brush ‘yer nose!”
The way he always jumps up in pain is so hilarious😂especially when I’m in a good mood 🤣
anyone else when he choked on the hotdog think' KEVIN!!"
yes yes i do
"All I have are short sleeve socks." 😂😂😂 I'm dead!!!
Is no one gonna talk about how good his purple hair looks??
0:49 going to use this....but not to sneak food into the movies.....
Wait what if it doesn’t work