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Old guard officer: 🤓☝🏻 Old guard infantry:🗿 Old guard blunderbuss: non-existent Old guard musician: non-existent Old guard sapper: realizing he could have just been regular sapper cus its basically the same uniform
Did you know that you’re a sinner? But did you know that Jesus loves you and He can change that, all you have to do is believe that He died on the cross and rose from the grave 3 days later, repent, and accept God into your life, it’s your choice, Jesus loves you…
@@AdolphineHeitlarhe said “those seaman mains” not all the seaman mains. He wasn’t talking about you. He meant the weird seaman mains you were talking about
This reminds me of the random lore I created out of nothing about Wawa land vs femboy wawa land and another something something land that I don’t remember 💀
1. The noob seaman 2. The pro sapper who rages every time they lose a map 3. That one surgeon who actually has to balls to attack zombies when a priest uses their cross 4. TH-camr (only uses officer) 5. Line inf NPC’s
I found one that was an officer, when he was the last alive, he used charge in San Sebastián when you have to jump into the roof of a building, and he got us revived by using charge to get to the respawn point.
The one surgeon who literally never heals anybody for some reason: That one priest that forgets they have a crucifix: The musician who literally never plays during a convenient moment: The sapper(s) who won’t build and/or repeatably jumps off cliffs: That one officer who forgets they have a charge and/or is the most useless person there and/or won’t stop complaining: That Seaman using their gun on one shambler: The line infantry NPCs just existing: That guy who melees bombers and/or shoots them right next to teammates: That guy who stares into your soul while you’re literally being munched on and does nothing:
You forgot the medic that goes insane after getting 30 heals in 1 game and yet their teammates are still always 2 hits away from death. Then their teammates blame him for not healing them... Smh
The guy who only plays sapper, his favourite map is Hugomont, and he doesn’t take the game that seriously, but always enters a “let me cook” stage in hugomont where he just pops off. This player is called a “snapper” and it’s quite rare to find. I’m the snapper
I remember in catacomb i saw 2 old guard players using seaman and shooting at the same time to act cool and stuff and they decided to blame it on their teammates when they lost the round
Im that one old guard who is pretty chill but always ends up having to solo and clutch parts that I become a drill sargeant after five games mixed with being able to understand the chinese(I actually can read chinese and I somehow always end up in servers filled with either them or the latin americans)
havent watched the entire vid yet but is needlessly sacrificing one of them? I see that all the time, it'll be like were all on the boat at vardo and maybe 1 person died and the ship is about to leave and some random guy comes up and says like "ILL HOLD THEM OFF" and just knifes a boomer like bro you didnt need to do allat
the minority one is so real oh my god dude... the amount of times i've been called a woman in this fuckass game (and the annoying comments that come from both that assumption and upon telling them that im not a woman) is obscene 😭 some g&b players will sniff you out like a damn bloodhound if you may fall into even one minority group it is insane
I was the sapper noob that COULD NOT figure out how to build... turns out there was just a glitch where certain places would bug out and you couldn't build 🥲got insulted that full round
As an old guard myself, I hate guys who act like they're superior. I like the uniforms and all but telling other people constantly that I have it gets old quick. As a line infantry, I prefer to just help my team and whenever it's VIP game mode I become a bodyguard.
1) The one that always Destroy Every single Door and Window in an Endless Map. 2) That One Musician which its still playing its fife even tho the last remains of its team are sappers priests and surgeons. 3) The one who gets mad if anybody says the NPC's Names Wrong and tries to correct it being censored the whole time. 4) That one who ignored you when you got tackled next to him and didnt do a single thing to help you. 5) That one who got 1 FPS and gets killed by the zombies bcuz its abandoned on the back. 6) The one who steals the "Vos enterrement" Badge, even tho they already got it. 7) That one Musician which plays the same song (or doesnt even know how to change it) 8) The One who Always get Mad when and Endless or Objective map gets selected.
I can only solo one as a priest, these are the players who have mastered and need to be respected and protected Unlike navy men who shoot bombs next to priests
LIKE AND SUB FOR MORE VIDS LIKE THIS!!!
French navy better then old gaurd
@@a-posingroach british navy too
Old guard officer: 🤓☝🏻
Old guard infantry:🗿
Old guard blunderbuss: non-existent
Old guard musician: non-existent
Old guard sapper: realizing he could have just been regular sapper cus its basically the same uniform
Old Guard fifers either have the ability to carry on the highest waves or just wear it because they sat in a corner playing the fife and got the badge
Bro TRUST ME I EXIST
I remember playing as a surgeon on berezina once and an old guard seaman was my body guard
@@TheExperienceYT How did you know how I got to wave 36 using musician and doing nothing
Why do people hate old guard officer so much?
That one guy who keeps using priest but forgets the crucifix exists
thats me.
as a priest main, this is actually true
Did you know that you’re a sinner? But did you know that Jesus loves you and He can change that, all you have to do is believe that He died on the cross and rose from the grave 3 days later, repent, and accept God into your life, it’s your choice, Jesus loves you…
@@MostrandomM_toexisttoday amen indeed, but on this kind of video is pretty weird
@@Catho.Yesterday when i was spawned in the catacombs and then someone starts the horde and literally said miserable miserable my team mates😭😭😭😭😭
You forgot the seaman mains where they call their blunderbuss "blunderbussy" and the people who pick to most uncommon regiments people never use
Those seaman mains are so corny and unfunny bro i never liked them
@@thej8656 Did you know I'm a Seaman main? :/
@@AdolphineHeitlarwhat about it
@@AdolphineHeitlarhe said “those seaman mains” not all the seaman mains. He wasn’t talking about you. He meant the weird seaman mains you were talking about
@@grayrobber oh, because i'm one of them
Honorable mentions to that one dude who comes up with the most random yet entertaining stories in chat, actually keeps me playing in the lobby.
Another mention would be that one person who picks sapper then just refuses to build anything
that is me sometimes (i randomly start telling others about bizarre experiences in GnB or about just something that happened in my life)
This reminds me of the random lore I created out of nothing about Wawa land vs femboy wawa land and another something something land that I don’t remember 💀
Няма го тук, само баница
that was me on hougomont last year
the guy that always get angry when you start the horde early:
wdym guy, it's the whole entire team that gets mad
Honestly unless it's kaub/vardohus fortress triggering horde absolutely do nothing it's just lazy sappers not building barricade
Somewhat valid
@@Joaqzzzzno.
that’s just the noob btw
1. The noob seaman
2. The pro sapper who rages every time they lose a map
3. That one surgeon who actually has to balls to attack zombies when a priest uses their cross
4. TH-camr (only uses officer)
5. Line inf NPC’s
6. The Fifer that keeps playing as you die in front of them.
As a pro sapper, I can confirm. I blame my teammates for not letting me build before the horde
@@santigaru40 Facts. Like bro Sappers are the one class u gotta give time to do their job or else ur cooked.
7. That one dude with a bayonet soloing an entire horde
@@ZephinorYT GIVE EM STEEL!
The guy in VC servers who lets out gut wrenching screams when he dies
i love doing that
FRR how could we forget? They make vc servers 100% times funnier
What gives people feelings of power:
Money ---
Status -------
Being the last one remaining in san sebastian ------------------------------------------
Surviving the gunboat part before respawn with a decent player (he prioritizes saving grabbed people)
I got called " window's for teeth" after I said I was a brit in the chat.
The one guy that always finds new ways to friendly fire their teammates:
Sooo.. A average seamen main?
Why is it that medics always clutch up? Medics are always pros
As an old guard user, can confirm I have +5 ego whenever I am using it
Ain't no way I found you again, crazy crazy.
YOURE EVERYWHERE
@@owenappIle real
ngl, the old guard in every server i played is just silent. Wont say a thing, just plays.
they just do sign language most of the time
Or we could be on console and we can't see chat.
That’s because most of them are on console
Thats me
a clutcher is a very rare species to find in this game, lol.
RIGHT
I found one that was an officer, when he was the last alive, he used charge in San Sebastián when you have to jump into the roof of a building, and he got us revived by using charge to get to the respawn point.
@@CoolDude-th7jgyoo I think we were in the same server cuz I also saw an officer do that clutch
@@CoolDude-th7jg did your teammates perhaps yell "HE COOKED" in the chat after doing that?
@@Everest_Mons I don’t really remember it was kind of long ago
The one surgeon who literally never heals anybody for some reason:
That one priest that forgets they have a crucifix:
The musician who literally never plays during a convenient moment:
The sapper(s) who won’t build and/or repeatably jumps off cliffs:
That one officer who forgets they have a charge and/or is the most useless person there and/or won’t stop complaining:
That Seaman using their gun on one shambler:
The line infantry NPCs just existing:
That guy who melees bombers and/or shoots them right next to teammates:
That guy who stares into your soul while you’re literally being munched on and does nothing:
POV: that one person who wants to explore 4:30
Old Guard officers are either complete dog or have the precision and tactical sense of a fucking terminator
0:23 the “YRUOR GOIGN TOO FÆST!1!!1” got me laughing so hard
The guy who just votekicks you for starting hoard too early (when it was either him or someone else)
that happened to me today 😭🙏
One time I met one of those people on Kaub who claimed I fired the cannon at the door
The one priest that be better than half the team
I like to scream when I'm desperate, for example when I'm surrounded by a lot of zombies
As an old guard I disapprove of the old guards that act like their all high and mighty LIKE QUIT YOUR YAPPING AND HELP ME DEFEND
You forgot the medic that goes insane after getting 30 heals in 1 game and yet their teammates are still always 2 hits away from death. Then their teammates blame him for not healing them... Smh
When I started playing the players were toxic to me trying to kick me and gave false info like melee bombers
The guy who only plays sapper, his favourite map is Hugomont, and he doesn’t take the game that seriously, but always enters a “let me cook” stage in hugomont where he just pops off. This player is called a “snapper” and it’s quite rare to find. I’m the snapper
Bro thats also me
The one that triggers the ending horde in catacombs not letting the sappers cook
0:17 This entire section is me trying to keep my team alive and i still dont have old guard
The transitions tho 😮 1:05
The bugle man who only uses it during an Officer's charge / when he's the last one alive (latter case always says,"nah i'd win")
You forgot about me; the accurately racist priest
"The power of racism compels thee!"
“This is so Stu- like” the last words of the 1e regiment officer 1:47
1:51 bro did NOT want to get smited by the gods💀💀
One of the stereotypes missed:The Australian battle preist
Do you mean Austrian?
@@BrixTheHoly no I mean Australian as new holland existed back then but wasn’t founded yet meaning there could be someone from new holland like me
I remember in catacomb i saw 2 old guard players using seaman and shooting at the same time to act cool and stuff and they decided to blame it on their teammates when they lost the round
the forbidden sterotype:the pro who doesnt somehow doesn't have old guard even tho they have 100+ hours in the game (totally not me)
nah the old guard would say "you bait the bomber save your shots"
Forgot about the “saber master race” will literally harass and vote kick anyone who uses bayonet
Nobody does that
@@thej8656 it’s rare but people are like that. They always say smth abt the swing ratio or some
1:37 Dumbskid?... Is that you?
that one noob ringing the bell at Leipzig and making someone [everyone] pissed off of their minds
If you honestly can't build a wall in leipzig in the time it takes for the horde to reach you, then it's just you being bad.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE HAPPY BURGER SOUNDTRACK?!?!?!?!? THERE ARE MORE THAN JUST ME, HELL YEAH BROTHER!
The guy who shoots the bomber when there is two people close to it
3:50 what is this soonng? It felt to heard before
The sapper who only uses shove
The old guard streotype is actually true tho
That one dude who complains about there being no sappers:
You should do the one who always designs their character and skin before or during a round
I do it for historical accuracy
My fault those were my ass hair
the Line Infantry NPC's on their way to be included in EVERY SINGLE LOBBY YOU WILL EVER PLAY. SERIOUSLY. (usually 9 year olds)
Not to mention they always rage when they die in endless (they rushed by themselves in a horde)
Im that one old guard who is pretty chill but always ends up having to solo and clutch parts that I become a drill sargeant after five games mixed with being able to understand the chinese(I actually can read chinese and I somehow always end up in servers filled with either them or the latin americans)
im literally the old guard, hes LITERALLY me
Every part is just funny i couldnt stop laughing😂😂😂
I once caused someone to fall off the cliff on Tyrolean village.
I'm the guy who gets annoyed of bad Sappers and caused me to Main Sapper
I'm clumsy, man. :(
i was the noob and i simply and i quote. '' started blasting '' and won.
Im the 300+ hrs but still no old guard
Is this the hammer💀just kills everyone
I know the old guard is meant to be like the nerd, but for the last time, they are called "boomers"!
The play that guy to one who wants map only
The one op kiter that carries the team
whenever i play musician nobody bats an eye (i play piper most of the time)
I am the legendary ZombieSapperGaming
1:47 im gonne try that 😂😂
Nah the like number💀💀💀
I love you man
havent watched the entire vid yet but is needlessly sacrificing one of them? I see that all the time, it'll be like were all on the boat at vardo and maybe 1 person died and the ship is about to leave and some random guy comes up and says like "ILL HOLD THEM OFF" and just knifes a boomer like bro you didnt need to do allat
i love ur videos
i’m the clumsy only with bombs though.
9:16
cough cough
dies
I only use commands in test zone
Why oc runners are slower than mobile runners
Gimwint 😂😂😂😂
Bro tried to say the n word 😭 8:34
Im the old gaurd (or atleast was)
dude on 2:20 is crazy
3:33 is so me
I was at kaub like a hour ago but.....
MY F#### GAME CRASHED EVEN THO I WSS AT MOBILE BRUHHH
the minority one is so real oh my god dude... the amount of times i've been called a woman in this fuckass game (and the annoying comments that come from both that assumption and upon telling them that im not a woman) is obscene 😭
some g&b players will sniff you out like a damn bloodhound if you may fall into even one minority group it is insane
tbh i dont care if the music in g&b sucks atleast my reloading goes faster
Ima the clumsy and TH-camr lol
accurate
1:37 what Mic is bro using??
Gramophone
the mic that came with my pc, very shitty but it do be gettin da job done !!
WHERES THE SOUNDSMITH THEME
But the music is good!
I’m the TH-camr 💀💀
me when im on san and my random regiment is British: *esc + r + enter*
just wear a wooly scarf, nobody gon see your "excellent" dental attention that way
😂😂😂
Glass destroyer: me
why bro lagging so much
i hate SnoDaKone so much with a burning passion
😊
aw man
i am the youtuber lol
*fart fart fart* *fart fart*
I’m the piper
I was the sapper noob that COULD NOT figure out how to build... turns out there was just a glitch where certain places would bug out and you couldn't build 🥲got insulted that full round
if you see an old guard playing as officer, they're usually shit.
line infantry however-
REAL
As an old guard officer I can confirm that im kinda bad
as an old guard seaman, line infantry, sapper and officer, i can confirm I get 50% more shit when i play as officer
what about irish estranger officer?
Seaman is a whole other level
As an old guard myself, I hate guys who act like they're superior. I like the uniforms and all but telling other people constantly that I have it gets old quick. As a line infantry, I prefer to just help my team and whenever it's VIP game mode I become a bodyguard.
The guy that shoots bombers next to teammates
I can confirm, I am one of them
I mean, if I have to choose between the life of one guy vs the lives of my othr teammates, I gotta do it
"Im sorry...little one."
AAYYYYY THATS ME ;3
i also blow myself if ther are to many zombussys
And I love the Nock gun
1) The one that always Destroy Every single Door and Window in an Endless Map.
2) That One Musician which its still playing its fife even tho the last remains of its team are sappers priests and surgeons.
3) The one who gets mad if anybody says the NPC's Names Wrong and tries to correct it being censored the whole time.
4) That one who ignored you when you got tackled next to him and didnt do a single thing to help you.
5) That one who got 1 FPS and gets killed by the zombies bcuz its abandoned on the back.
6) The one who steals the "Vos enterrement" Badge, even tho they already got it.
7) That one Musician which plays the same song (or doesnt even know how to change it)
8) The One who Always get Mad when and Endless or Objective map gets selected.
oh my god im the window door breaker
@@aimilas6011 Same here
@@goncalocarvalho5574we are not alone
The forbidden stereotype : the priest that can solo 2 runners
I can only solo one as a priest, these are the players who have mastered and need to be respected and protected
Unlike navy men who shoot bombs next to priests