this is what happens when developers give too much player freedom, theres a line that your not meant to cross and you just fucking pole vaulted over it
Actually by tarkov player base this can be viewed as Art and be taken just to hold in their collection forever to look at it every day (till next patch)
@@ivan3man I never said it wasn't art, i've seen enough art pieces that made me wan to puke, i would link some of them, but that would be both immoral and illegal.
@Ian Hammel More like that god damn reddit video was a repost. I made this one myself and even have a link to the video that inspired me. which was actually a repost. If you don't believe me I can send you the actual premiere file with the video edit.
I saw this so long ago and wondered what song was stuck in my head... then that image of the absolutely messed up short barrel mosin came to mind and I’m like “OOOH it’s that video” and I found it on TH-cam, my life is now complete.
0:08 - Double the sights, double the accuracy 0:09 - Ah yes, *S N I P E R S C O P E* 0:11 - What in tarnation? 0:14 - Gun laws on the US be like 0:15 - What do you want your barrel sir? Saw it off. *ALL OF IT.* 0:20 - "A more tactical look on our M4." 0:22 - Ah yes, the SA-58k (k for kurz) 0:23 - I would like to weaponize a CCTV camera pls.
This is the best version of all 3 of ur vids! The fast-paced cuts, the before and after image, the background music, and without the build animation(Gives it more of a "Surprise! Here, have some tinnitus to reduce your nausea!" kinda feel)
thanks. actually, the first vid was made by a different guy. I even had a link to his channel. but youtube said that I cannot promote other people's channels so I had to delete it.
0:08 wait WHAT?! it looks like it's an entirely different gun O_O 0:09 - 0:11 oh yes, the pocket sniper rifles (that second scope tho) 0:14 _"look how they massacred my boy..."_ 0:16 that...actually looks pretty cool 0:20 laser sight minigun 0:22 looks like a shotgun 0:23 i like how this is just the P90 with a scope, yet it's enough to make it cursed
Those guns are so godforsakenly disgusting i vomited twice before reaching the 10 second mark and spent the rest of the video dry heaving I hope to see more in the future!
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How did this thing reach a million views...
i’m surprised u replied
who cares?
Business is booming
yes
@@frwd-le8ge No one. I'm just surprised.
*gets hit with roughly 60 red dot lasers*
"Oh fuck I'm surrounded"
*Guy holding gun with 60 laser attachments*
"This guy has no idea"
The master of deception.
The Trickster
“All war is based on deception”
-Sun Tzu, art of war
Illusion 100
@@brianhong5070 "“Wars are won with the higher amounts of laser attachments than the enemy”
-Sun Tzu, art of war
The p90s scope is literally just a security camera lol
lol, does look like it!
Yeah that is why me and my friends in Tarkov just call it a "camera scope", it literally looks like a CCTV
And the FAL looks like a warhammer bolter.
imagine if it just recored your run in like 230 p from your guns POV
Looks like if France got ahold of a p90
that AK-74u looks like its in pain
It was a pain to use too. I actually played some rounds with it. It also takes 3x3 slots if you use an extended mag, making it extra cursed.
the enormous Night Sight will do that to it, also 10 round mags are garbage
@@Trichromatic7.62x54R ah a fraud blaster
Hey can someone send this to Brandon Herrera? I feel like he would appreciate this
Your wrist is the one who's in pain after shooting it 🤣
this is what happens when developers give too much player freedom, theres a line that your not meant to cross and you just fucking pole vaulted over it
I mean, someone has to do it
Okay, but I have to ask about your profile picture...
You seen general sams mp5 with like 3 lights on it
@@wesleygaray2666it was 4
@@DannyMegard I made it in Photoshop. The gun on it is the SCR rifle made by Fightlite. Basically an AR 15 with a traditional rifle stock.
But really games like these arent about shooting the enemy, it's about killing them with style
you are right man
While also burning their eyes out.
The only reason for the overhead blind fire is to let you flex on someone as you shoot them.
Dressed to kill.
I like when they add like 6-8 lights at the end of the gun. Time to blind anybody on the receiving end and send them to their maker.
When you can hipfire AND aim down sights at the same time.
That was part of the design
the P90 would work with this
@@Ilazie the MP5 gives you no other option
Remember kids -nobody will steal your gun, if simply looking at it makes them puke
Actually by tarkov player base this can be viewed as Art and be taken just to hold in their collection forever to look at it every day (till next patch)
@@ivan3man I never said it wasn't art, i've seen enough art pieces that made me wan to puke, i would link some of them, but that would be both immoral and illegal.
@@zlosov5817 certified John podesta moment
@@flying_duck_person3882 who the hell is John Podesta? I don't know any guns or gunsmiths by that name
@@zlosov5817 just making a joke Bc you said art pieces can make you puke and John podesta has kiddie diddler art in his house
The music itself is cursed.
It's a cursed version of a song
@@Trichromatic7.62x54R What song?
@@nerdsio7709 this song: th-cam.com/video/YlJU-SScRHk/w-d-xo.html
@@nickstanley5064 how do you know this? lmao
@@SpaceMissile How do you not know this?
Some people will say: "but why?"
Wise men will reply: "Why not?"
That FAL with no stock and a 10 round mag spoke to me
What did it say
Pain
The m4 doesn’t even shoot bullets. It just permanently blinds the target
The first handheld energy weapon
Its a "laser" rifle
The prototype for the Imperial Guard Lasgun Mk1
0:19 if I see someone holding that I wanna see how long I can look at all of those lasers before going blind
15 seconds
absolutely underrated
thanks bro
@Ian Hammel More like that god damn reddit video was a repost. I made this one myself and even have a link to the video that inspired me. which was actually a repost. If you don't believe me I can send you the actual premiere file with the video edit.
@Ian Hammel Nah, the vid from reddit was a repost - after all thats what reddit does most of the time
@@Trichromatic7.62x54R It would be pretty cool if you made a 2nd part lol
@@adecs1422 already working on it
That shotgun was the only "normal" looking gun out of all of these Bubba molested guns
😂
IKKK
It’s too regular to say it
No,
Reason
F E L O N Y
@@euaf-crimson1730 no such thing as felony in russian dmz
@@alans5853 completely forgot
I can feel the MPK5’s pain.
That or the Mosin‘s(?) pain
At least you have like 8 different ways to aim with it.
I think mp5 know what is like to have a tumor
That's Obrez Pistol, a sawed off Mosin nagant.
"What do you need on your gun?"
"Yes"
More like "how cursed you want your gun to be?"
"Yes"
I want my gun to deal psychological damage. Doesn't matter who's gonna be on the receiving end.
A CCTV camera
@@unclekanethetiberiummain1994
I want the gun and my enemy to be in actual physical and mental pain
*"I see your Remington 870 hasn't been circumcised yet."*
And I presume that's what those bolt cutters are for
These guns be like:
-Can’t see well? Add more scopes to it.
-Not enough light? Add more flashlights.
-Too much recoil? Add more grips and stocks.
Guns actin up? Insult it's machine spirit
@@masterzoroark6664 Can't aim? Add more lasers
Friend: How many laser pointer do you need on your M4?
Me: Yes
long story short
Sid from toy story grew up and got into guns
"What do you want in your gun?"
"The souls of every fallen player."
0:15 foreskin shotgun
I cant unsee it. And i actually kinda liked the magpul foregrip too :/
it looks like it has been circumcised.
lmaooo
I hate this
rabbis HATE THIS SHOTGUN! >>>FIND OUT WHY
When you put an attachment of every single one of your NERF N-strike tactical rails to show the other kids at the park how cool you are
as a concept designer, Im gonna watch this every day to keep up my creativity
oh no
@@Trichromatic7.62x54R what's the game called
@@infinitystar6208 Bruh, it's literally in the title. Tarkov...
@@Trichromatic7.62x54RI thought it meant something else
@@Trichromatic7.62x54R where can I find it at
tarkov: let you custimize everything
players:
"Lets use this" - *Proceeds to Make Cursed weapons even more cursed so it can be cursest(Yes. I have The w o r s t english in the world)* -
Thanks for the ideas there are now gonna be a lot more "specimens" in the wild
I thought I was the only one actually using these
I severely dislike this and each time I watch it I can feel my soul being ripped apart by the dominance this video is successfully asserting upon me
that's the whole point
Good
@@TheBananamonger Come again if you want more free suffering
Cod cold war: NO I HAVE THE MOST CURSED GUNS!
Cod Warzone: NO I HAVE THE CURSED GUNS THAT HAVE MORE THEN YOU!
Tarkov: *Amateurs...*
Cod Vanguard: WEAKNESS DISGUSTS ME!
Battlefield: hii guys!
Them: eww.... it's the normal guy.....
Can we take a moment to appreciate how well rhythm thief goes with all of this.
this video, i've been sharing it in .mp4 on discord. now that i discovered the original i cannot live any further.
please make more. i need to put a curse on my friends
@@doggler_ sure i will
I promised that I will make more. so here it is th-cam.com/video/P2vjhIpk_3E/w-d-xo.html
If I had a dollar for every Legosi pfp I’ve seen on tarkov videos....... I’d have like.. 5 dollars..
“Mom can we get a Lee Enfield No4mk1T?”
0:11 *The Lee Enfield No4mk1T at home.*
When you and 15 other people need to see something on the moon
@@saivinayakdaya4648 when you need to have a concealed carry bolt action pistol that has the bullet arc of a stone toss.
Imagine how disapointed your enemies get when they see they got killed by an obrez with a security camera and 3 red dots on top
0:12
Imagine getting domed by this.
This makes you make the noise played when circumstances shotgun appears, but Irl and with your own fkin mouth
I saw this so long ago and wondered what song was stuck in my head... then that image of the absolutely messed up short barrel mosin came to mind and I’m like “OOOH it’s that video” and I found it on TH-cam, my life is now complete.
What teh song is?
P90 A.K.A "The Guardian Camera"
Dealer: How many Lasers do you want?
PMC: *Yes*
"I want my M4 to become the first handheld energy weapon"
@@masterzoroark6664 truer words never said
There was a line, and we clearly crossed it. Let's keep going and see what happens.
I guess part 3 then
"Your weapon smiths were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."
0:14 I literally feel this "too much" pain
(Pause please) 0:20 Imagine the fear of so many red dots suddenly showing up on your chest in one circle
0:08
- Double the sights, double the accuracy
0:09
- Ah yes, *S N I P E R S C O P E*
0:11
- What in tarnation?
0:14
- Gun laws on the US be like
0:15
- What do you want your barrel sir?
Saw it off. *ALL OF IT.*
0:20
- "A more tactical look on our M4."
0:22
- Ah yes, the SA-58k (k for kurz)
0:23
- I would like to weaponize a CCTV camera pls.
I feel its stuff like this that makes Prometheus regret giving knowledge to man.
Gotta give it to ya, simple but good.
my friend: the guns that i run aren’t bad. The guns:
The sound effects matched the visuals perfectly! Almost creepy how perfectly.
its called the power of editing
This is the best version of all 3 of ur vids! The fast-paced cuts, the before and after image, the background music, and without the build animation(Gives it more of a "Surprise! Here, have some tinnitus to reduce your nausea!" kinda feel)
thanks. actually, the first vid was made by a different guy. I even had a link to his channel. but youtube said that I cannot promote other people's channels so I had to delete it.
@@Trichromatic7.62x54R wtf? TH-cam really did that?
What makes it more scarier is that people could have already made them in IRL.
Brandon herrera would have a field day with these
Imagine he comes back home and all his guns were just replaced with these.
I'd die laughing
@@tastypastry04gaming91 probably Brandon would too.
After he's drank his body weight in the purest of russian vodka
Imagine sitting in a room and see 0:21 point at you throw the window
0:11 "How many sights and scopes do you want?"
Trichromatic: *"Y E S"*
I enjoyed the cut-down Mosin with multiple attachments on its scope
That P90 physically hurts me but I can't stop looking at it.
I would unironically use that p90 build though that looks like it slaps
Yeah slaps ya gun down whenever you try to lift it up lol
I’m having an aneurysm looking at these
Need a gun with two bayonets on the front and a butstock bayonet for Darth Maul style bayonetting.
Shooting is hip fire only of course.
You can shoot it from the shoulder, only once though...
What's this song name lmfao? Also this video made me choke on every single bite of my dinner.
Rhythm Thief but cursed
Yeah, this is the first time I laughed at my own video.
Bruh you ate a meal in 24 seconds???
@@DragonaxFilms not the first time
deserves to blow up
I hope it does
0:23
>So uh what do you got there for your scope, chief?
>This? Oh nah that's not a scope. It's a surveillance camera.
Everything about this is a master peice
I’ve actually had a friend who used that sa 58 in raid and the person who killed him fooking took the gun
How dare that person steal a cursed gun
I've never played tarkov nor do I know how to play, but I have been considering picking it up and I think this video may have just sold me on it.
dude watch part two, it will convince you even more.
I love how the formula for the cursed guns is literally just small gun go big and big gun go small
I can't stop fucking laughing at the Mosin, it's got scope-ception to the max xD
bruh...
This means so much to me
I always interpret that ringing with the shotgun as how it feels and looks like it fires, like a flashbang
I really like how the video gives you virtually no time for your mind to process the cursed guns
The mosin is missing a pistol grip.
ХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХ
a fine gentleman with exquisite taste I see.
A banger thru and thru
I love how the shotgun just died
0:20 thats the most tactical thing i have ever seen
God i kept replaying this i love the cursed music and editing so much lol
"ATTACHMENT"
Ah the OG cursed video that started it all, and made the good ol rythm thief into a meme.
"How many laser do you need ?"
"YES" 0:20
Its hilarious, my friends who don't play tarkov still get this meme
this got a chuckle out of me lmao
Thank you iFunny, you have brought me unto this absolute gem.
Same here
0:08 wait WHAT?! it looks like it's an entirely different gun O_O
0:09 - 0:11 oh yes, the pocket sniper rifles (that second scope tho)
0:14 _"look how they massacred my boy..."_
0:16 that...actually looks pretty cool
0:20 laser sight minigun
0:22 looks like a shotgun
0:23 i like how this is just the P90 with a scope, yet it's enough to make it cursed
I pissed myself at the mosin. Seeing it snubbed with that monster scope made me tear up
This gives me chills
I could here aqua now “who’s laser is that”
dude u made my day
i got triptophobia from all those laser sights, nobody warned me this will be a horror video.
you see, with this one screw i shall turn a regular firearm into a felony
This is my finest weaponry collection
The thumbnail with a gajillion laser sights instantly made me lol
Lol that was so funny that I instant got some cursed weapons but in Tarkov flashbacks
I don't need to play Tarkov to feel the pain
the m4a1 looks like it's for a next generation warfare
all of these trigger my anxiety for some reason
this is the greatest wideo i've ever watched
Idk why but I need to watch this at least twice a day.
haha holy shit congrats on 1 mil views man
thanks man
Those guns are so godforsakenly disgusting i vomited twice before reaching the 10 second mark and spent the rest of the video dry heaving
I hope to see more in the future!
P90? More like *Pain90%*
The algorithm has blessed you good sir
yes it did