Well, as a French male instructor, I would have never dared to teach these terms. That would have come off as sexist and gross. It's a shame but that's the way it is.
Better be cautious though : French people talk a lot about sex, but usually out of context or when chatting with their friends about it ; when things are about to become more serious, they're usually way more shy and tactful. If you're trying to hook up with someone, using this naughty language may cause instant rejection, or hilarity - which may be worse in some cases (remember : we do talk about it with our friends)... In bed, well... some people are talkative, some aren't...
As someone who has been postponing their honeymoon in Paris until the world settles down a bit, I think I will be saving this video for quick reference 🤣 Thank you for the fun video!
@@galaad8978 Me, too. I made that mistake ust last year -- even though I know better. A man reading on a bench asked if I needed help after I'd tripped on the sidewalk. I replied, 'Non, je suis bonne." ( = "No, I'm good.") He *blanched.* I immediately realized that I'd told him that I was good in bed! I hastily added, "Merci, je vais bien."
@@LauraMorland lol, thing is it is possible to say that without implying anything... I feel like there would be no problem if I say "Non je suis bon ça va merci" but yeah it can be suggestive I guess, so adding those words at the end just cut the possibility of a misunderstanding. Or so I believe and I've been making a fool of myself for all of my life...😂
The sexual word "queue" is for tail. "Faire la queue" (stand in line) comes from "la queue leu-leu". "leu" is an old French word for wolf and the "queue leu-leu" describes the way wolves are used to walk in line in a very close way (the nose of the follower almost touching the tail of the wolf before) Queue is also a word (even in English) that describes the end of something or the opposite side (head vs tail)
Très cool la vidéo! C'est le genre de chose que personne ne nous raconte, hahaha! Et, franchement, même si on veut pas dire ces termes, c'est important de les connaître. Moi, quand j'étais en France et j'ai connu un garçon, je comprenais pas ces expressions... C'était drôle mais aussi un peu énervant.
Dear Rosie, Congratulations on your new video! I hope it gets lots of views. Although I've lived in Paris for nearly 20 years, I knew hardly any of these terms, as I came with my American husband and have never dated a French man. I have, however, taught French (in a U.S. high school), and would like to point out three typos that you might want to fix. (I believe that if you're able to edit within TH-cam, you won't lose your view count.) They are: (1) as noted below, *couvert,* not "couver". (2) You can't ever have a singular article with a plural noun. So you'll want to type *LES seins* and *LES nichons.* (You pronounce them correctly as "les"!) Also, maybe it's your New Zealand accent, but the verb *jouir* should have a definite "eee" sound in the second syllable (as in *île* de France). You pronounced it that way twice, and so I thought I'd mention it.
@@NotEvenFrench Oh, you pay to have someone edit your videos?! I'd always assumed you did it all yourself. (Did you in the beginning?) The editing of your videos is very good -- I've noticed that you've sprinkled in some cute "memes" since coming (or returning) to NZ; maybe your editor finds those little clips?
Thank you for this super important lesson! I’ve been in France for 6 months and have had the privilege of fun times with a French woman. But my French is around an intermediate level so I had to translate everything that was said because I had no sex specific vocab
I don't think there is a real french word for that, but you can say "le code" which has the same meaning in english, "un code entre nous" will mean "a safeword between us"
remettre le couvert with t at end. It has nothing to do about covers but about cutlery meaning figuratively take another meal. Otherwise, you got all the rest pretty accurate.
Bonsoir, Déjà je suis désolé de ne pas faire mon commentaire dans votre langue, je la parle et écris très très mal :p - Pour les expressions du sexe d'homme il y a aussi le mot "bragmart" ou "biscuits" (pour l'expression: "je ne trempe pas mon biscuit n'importe tous" dans le sens sexe d'une femme) "le mat du chapiteau est levé" surtout pour le matin au réveil. Pour le nom Gland, cela désigne pas la verge d'un homme en général mais plutôt c'est surtout pour aller avec un mot qui vient devant pour une insulte (suce ou lèche) et le petit jésus, c'est aussi une expression qu'ont utilise: "mettre le petit jésus dans la crèche" soit fait l'amour a une femme. Les termes pour les sexes féminin dans le langages des enfants, il n'y a pas les "le kiki; la zezette" qui sont réserver aux garçons et c'est "nénette" et non "nanette" ont peut dire aussi pour un ton plus doux "un abricot" ou petite fleurs Pour les seins, ont a aussi plus rarement "les boites a laits" ou "les oreillers" "les caches nez" J’espère sincèrement de ne pas vous avoir choquer avec ces mots crus mais je voulais vous donner quelques mots complémentaires Cordialement Lerancor
I learned today that the French artist, Pomme, who sang Everything Matters with Aurora, the song that was so good that my French lover couldn't help but curse, means "Apple." That is adorable and I will never unsee that
High school French trip - I was a tagalong that didn’t know French - I made our actual French teen trip when I read an ice cream billboard “donne moi ta bouche.” “Give me your lips/mouth” can be considered dirty….
Excellent, j'ai vraiment ri là!!! Tu as oublié des trucs genre Planter le poireau Tremper le biscuit Monter au rideau Grimper au 7ème ciel Le zgeg La schnack le Dard Le vit (pour les contrepèteries surtout) Branler ... En tout cas merci pour la vidéo :)
heyy gonna have a hookup with a french speaking guy next week and would appreciate if you were to give me the translation for tremper le biscuit, le zgeg, la schnack et le dard, i don't know these and i'm trying to learn as much as possible 😅
I had a 75 year old school marmgish teacher who gave us leçons in French immersion à Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon. Vaut mieux comprendre ce qu'ils disent, quoi 😂🤣
Here is a short list of words to say "having sex" in french (some were mentioned in the video) but most of these words are used from a male perspective (like "to penetrate"). I also put the literal translation in brackets: Baiser (to kiss), Niquer (to fuck), Mettre (to put), Foutre (to fuck) , Prendre (to take), Retourner (to flip), Cougner (to fuck), Piner (to fuck), Connaître (to know), Farcir (to stuff), Fourrer (to shove), Visser (to screw), Enfoncer (to press in), Défoncer (to smash), Démolir (to demolish), Détruire (to destroy), Démonter (to disassemble), Dépuceler (to deflower), Dévierger (to un-virginize), Déflorer (to deflower), Ramoner (to sweep, generally a chimney), Grimper (to climb), Sauter (to jump), Culbuter (to tumble), Labourer (to plow), Copuler (to copulate), S'accoupler (to pair), Se reproduire (to mate), Tringler (to fuck), Troncher (to fuck), Pénétrer (to penetrate), Choper (to bust), Aimer (to love), Poutrer (to fuck), Coïter (to mate), Coucher avec (to sleep with), S'envoyer en l'air (to send oneself into the air), Limer (to file). Some are really gross
I don't think I've seen it here but "gland" in normal language means acorn (not gland) and it is used to describe the head of the penis because it kind of looks like an acorn. And you also could have said that the translation for "a French letter" is "une capotte anglaise" I find this one a bit funny 😁.
I love how you shamelessly say all these words on camera but prefer to spell the English ones 😂😂 we French speaking are a bit less prude when it comes to swear words 👀
I was a bartender in a French restaurant years ago. One night most of the regulars were drinking Suze, which isn't always available. A certain, handsome race car driver arrived late to the party. The bar was packed and loud. So. I offered him a suze. His jaw dropped. And i repeated "suze!" It wasn't until i held up bottle that a wave of relief passed over his face. You left out "sousse moi!"
En France on parle de cul et pas de sexe c'est sous forme d'humour entre potes. Parler de sexe c'est parler de ses propres relations sexuelles et là on est dans l'intimité et il ne vaut mieux pas car on passerait pour un fan de youporn 🤣🙃🤫. Si un étranger vient en France et drague une fille avec certaines de ces expressions je le plains le pauvre il va se faire remballer. Et s'il veut faire de l'humour en montrant qu'il a du vocabulaire grâce à ton excellent vidéo mieux vaut qu'ils connaissent les personnes.
It's not the muscle but the mussel haha I think you know you just made a spelling mistake haha I am French et for me the most common way to say "to have sex" is " coucher avec quelqu'un".
Yes that is true. "Baiser" c'est commun mais très familier. The casual way to say it is "coucher avec quelqu'un " like "sleeping with someone" in English
In french I always get too much confusion about some words like "They have"," they are", "they go", "he go", "he has" etc. Some time i get confused about allons, avons etc. Which word is used for first person, 2nd person, third person. The spellings as well. I get confused
Rosie responded to my comment pointing out three typos (turns out there were a couple more). She has an editor, who is obviously not a francophone ! And she used a lot more text in this video than she normally does....
Petite erratum: Plant cul give us the fabuluse Netflix serie "plant coeur" the hook up plant And i fell like they did there best to translate the titel but it still 😅🤨
Now i'm confused. What is to "have à hook up"? Is it to have sex with someone that is not your boyfriend (plan cul en français) or is it to "have à crush for someone"?
I remembered in the 70 's about an English girl who was trying to say something about traditional kiss under a mistletoe . And instead of d'embrasser,to kiss, she said something else. Unforgettable lesson. s "embrasser" she said "baiser" 😳
The French have this unfortunate tendency to talk too much about sex, which is understandable, because it is cultural in France, but the problem arises when they meet people from other cultures, and continue to talk openly about sex, what some foreigners consider as a lack of prudishness, and vulgarity. A young Ukrainian woman who stayed in France told me one day that the French talk too much about sex. Personally, I find it unhealthy for men to talk about sex with female colleagues at work. In France this is completely normal.
@@NotEvenFrench Same with Italians, I guess. A young Italian friend was the moderator for a film series in Narbonne (Languedoc) a few years ago, and she addressed the entire audience in the hall, explaining that she would need to excuse herself before the film began, because she had a *"une vessie"* very ... *something.* I've forgotten now what adjective she used, I was so shocked that she would discuss her *bladder* in front of 150 people, most of them strangers!!! Whereas in the U.S., I used to work with a receptionist who would ask me to cover the phones for her while she "walked down the hall." She wouldn't even use the word *"restroom"* ! For the longest time, I thought she was just stretching her legs. :-P
Don’t generalize, not all the French talk “too much” about sex! Let’s say we don’t feel uncomfortable to talk about it, after all it’s a normal thing that people all over the world practice if they are lucky.
You know some Bangladeshis have this exaggerated idea of how western societies are so open (too open) about sex (speaking from experience here from my own family), and I realised what they envision it to be is exactly what French culture is like 🤣🤣🤣 I wouldn’t say all western cultures are like that tho, I don’t think anglophone or Dutch or Greek culture is like that for an example
T’es vidéo en français manque, j’adorais t’écouter, mais j’avoue la, je comprend pas l’anglais sur tes vidéos, j’espère que tu en referas en français 👍😅
" remettre le couvert " (with a t at the end does not mean "the cover" but put knife & fork again (meaning eat .... or f - K again ...) leak = is "le poireau" (you got a wrong spelling -poireux ) - the french people don"t say "je suis mouillée pour toi" BUT : "je mouille" or "tu me fais mouiller" " a french kiss" = "rouler une pelle " - la nénette : not "nanette" - wrong spelling for "les OEUFS au plat " you can call a pinus a " Napoleon " because of the shape at the end is like Napoleon's hat !! AND the female vagina : a Josephine (to match with Napoleon ) -
I,myself from Paris,some of the original slang has been translated in the American slang.Le service laiterie or milk factory is a cute way to talk about your b😀😀bies.
Rear, Rosie, Please, Help Ukraine by reading a poem in Ukrainian or in English or both, if you can. And posting it on social media. Help to make it go viral.There is a list of Ukrainian poets on Wikipedia.Examples are Taras Shevchenko's 'The Testament', 'Love Ukraine' by Volodymyr Sosyura. Share this with other great and famous people of the world. Fight for the country starts with owning and recognizing language. Also most poems are filled with love to our Ukraine and they date back into 19 th century. It means we existed as a nation long before. Thank you!
Boobies in Québec is often « les boules ». A little vulgar Also, having sex is « Fourrer » Se faire fourrer also means se faire avoir « La caissière m’a fourré j ai payé trop cher » 😀
Are you a native English speaker? I'm American, and can confirm that the word "fanny" in the U.S. does indeed mean "butt" or "behind." If you are indeed a native English speaker and don't know that meaninng, it's *possible* that the word is going out of date and you are rather young? By the way, I always thought it odd when the word "fanny pack" came into the language, because most people wore it (thankfully, it's gone out of style, so I'm using the past tense) nowhere near their fanny (= "fesses")
@@LauraMorland Non-native speaker of fluent English here and, even so, I agree, “fanny” means butt or behind. It is one of the many things you learn early on in the language journey so as not to embarrass yourself.
On a tellement de mots pour désigner un pénis. On a l'air de personnes qui parlent que de ça et qui font que ça. La réputation de la langue française sensuelle pour draguer qui en prend un coup mdrr
When i see a beautifull girl with nice breats , i say in myself " oh les beaux cocos " , it means " oh nice coconuts " . Fortunatly the pretty girl hears nothing ... 😇 🤣.
"Les nuits d'une Demoiselle", chanson de Colette Renard 🌟 dans laquelle elle dresse un catalogue d'expressions argotiques des rapports sexuels : th-cam.com/video/mW1JxFb_7aM/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=LePapeDesEscargots Que c'est bon d'être demoiselle Car le soir dans mon petit lit Quand l'étoile Vénus étincelle Quand doucement tombe la nuit Je me fais sucer la friandise Je me fais caresser le gardon Je me fais empeser la chemise Je me fais picorer le bonbon Je me fais frotter la péninsule Je me fais béliner le joyau Je me fais remplir le vestibule Je me fais ramoner l'abricot Je me fais farcir la mottelette Je me fais couvrir le rigondonne Je me fais gonfler la mouflette Je me fais donner le picotin Je me fais laminer l'écrevisse Je me fais foyer le coeur fendu Je me fais tailler la pelisse Je me fais planter le mont velu Je me fais briquer le casse-noisettes Je me fais mamourer le bibelot Je me fais sabrer la sucette Je me fais reluire le berlingot Je me fais gauler la mignardise Je me fais rafraîchir le tison Je me fais grossir la cerise Je me fais nourrir le hérisson Je me fais chevaucher la chosette je me fais chatouiller le bijou Je me fais bricoler la cliquette Je me fais gâter le matou Et vous me demanderez peut-être Ce que je fais le jour durant Oh! cela tient en peu de lettres Le jour... je baise, tout simplement ✨
Part of having him go plain crazy and unlocking his primal impulses is a result of speaking out just the right words. Yes, where to begin? Celestine Dessike's latest (go'ogle her) takes you by the hand if you really want to cut out all the guesswork and get him going!
We never learned ANY of these in French course at university! I feel ripped off! 😂😂😂😂😂 This video is so much fun, THANK YOU!
You can learn them by watching French porno videos.
Well, as a French male instructor, I would have never dared to teach these terms. That would have come off as sexist and gross. It's a shame but that's the way it is.
A lot of people would have been "Booted" out of school if they talked like that probably
Because your not in france, this is canadian bs
Better be cautious though : French people talk a lot about sex, but usually out of context or when chatting with their friends about it ; when things are about to become more serious, they're usually way more shy and tactful. If you're trying to hook up with someone, using this naughty language may cause instant rejection, or hilarity - which may be worse in some cases (remember : we do talk about it with our friends)...
In bed, well... some people are talkative, some aren't...
You do not need to study to "practice" French!!!
French and Spaniards are more open towards s*x compared to brits
Funny to hear as a French person haha ! A lot of expressions you mentionned are almost never used because they are too weird or old-fashionned 😂
Could you share which ones are outdated and what the contemporary alternatives would be?
As someone who has been postponing their honeymoon in Paris until the world settles down a bit, I think I will be saving this video for quick reference 🤣 Thank you for the fun video!
LOVE that you went there! It's definitely not something I'd ask in french class :)
thank you for this…. I can’t explain how awkward it would be to ask my family how to speak these things in french!! 😂
I read the thumbnail last night and just saw “Let’s talk in French.” Oh, that’s nice, she’s sharing her French with us……
This is one of the most useful videos ever 🤩 Now I'm armed for a trip to France
Omg! You are so cute!! Definitely vocabulary that everyone needs in their repertoire 😂 Thank you!!
« je suis chaud » can also mean like “im down” like if you’re proposing an activity / to go somewhere etc!
Bon à savoir !
@@LauraMorland it's beautiful to know that I can create misunderstandings that way...
@@galaad8978 Me, too. I made that mistake ust last year -- even though I know better. A man reading on a bench asked if I needed help after I'd tripped on the sidewalk. I replied, 'Non, je suis bonne." ( = "No, I'm good.") He *blanched.* I immediately realized that I'd told him that I was good in bed! I hastily added, "Merci, je vais bien."
@@LauraMorland lol, thing is it is possible to say that without implying anything... I feel like there would be no problem if I say "Non je suis bon ça va merci" but yeah it can be suggestive I guess, so adding those words at the end just cut the possibility of a misunderstanding. Or so I believe and I've been making a fool of myself for all of my life...😂
The sexual word "queue" is for tail.
"Faire la queue" (stand in line) comes from "la queue leu-leu". "leu" is an old French word for wolf and the "queue leu-leu" describes the way wolves are used to walk in line in a very close way (the nose of the follower almost touching the tail of the wolf before)
Queue is also a word (even in English) that describes the end of something or the opposite side (head vs tail)
Très cool la vidéo! C'est le genre de chose que personne ne nous raconte, hahaha! Et, franchement, même si on veut pas dire ces termes, c'est important de les connaître. Moi, quand j'étais en France et j'ai connu un garçon, je comprenais pas ces expressions... C'était drôle mais aussi un peu énervant.
Dear Rosie, Congratulations on your new video! I hope it gets lots of views.
Although I've lived in Paris for nearly 20 years, I knew hardly any of these terms, as I came with my American husband and have never dated a French man.
I have, however, taught French (in a U.S. high school), and would like to point out three typos that you might want to fix. (I believe that if you're able to edit within TH-cam, you won't lose your view count.) They are: (1) as noted below, *couvert,* not "couver". (2) You can't ever have a singular article with a plural noun. So you'll want to type *LES seins* and *LES nichons.* (You pronounce them correctly as "les"!)
Also, maybe it's your New Zealand accent, but the verb *jouir* should have a definite "eee" sound in the second syllable (as in *île* de France). You pronounced it that way twice, and so I thought I'd mention it.
@@NotEvenFrench Oh, you pay to have someone edit your videos?! I'd always assumed you did it all yourself. (Did you in the beginning?) The editing of your videos is very good -- I've noticed that you've sprinkled in some cute "memes" since coming (or returning) to NZ; maybe your editor finds those little clips?
Merci beaucoup 😊
Thank you for this super important lesson! I’ve been in France for 6 months and have had the privilege of fun times with a French woman.
But my French is around an intermediate level so I had to translate everything that was said because I had no sex specific vocab
What's the French phrase for "safeword"?
Arrête? 🤔
I don't think there is a real french word for that, but you can say "le code" which has the same meaning in english, "un code entre nous" will mean "a safeword between us"
@@mmd10 thank you!
The french Wikipedia article on it is using the English word "safeword".
Code works, but it has other meaning like password.
@@mmd10"un safeworld" is prety mutch alwayse sexuel, when use in french
For a safeworld informatique we will use "un mot de passe"
remettre le couvert with t at end. It has nothing to do about covers but about cutlery meaning figuratively take another meal. Otherwise, you got all the rest pretty accurate.
Bonsoir,
Déjà je suis désolé de ne pas faire mon commentaire dans votre langue, je la parle et écris très très mal :p
- Pour les expressions du sexe d'homme il y a aussi le mot "bragmart" ou "biscuits" (pour l'expression: "je ne trempe pas mon biscuit n'importe tous" dans le sens sexe d'une femme) "le mat du chapiteau est levé" surtout pour le matin au réveil. Pour le nom Gland, cela désigne pas la verge d'un homme en général mais plutôt c'est surtout pour aller avec un mot qui vient devant pour une insulte (suce ou lèche) et le petit jésus, c'est aussi une expression qu'ont utilise: "mettre le petit jésus dans la crèche" soit fait l'amour a une femme.
Les termes pour les sexes féminin dans le langages des enfants, il n'y a pas les "le kiki; la zezette" qui sont réserver aux garçons et c'est "nénette" et non "nanette" ont peut dire aussi pour un ton plus doux "un abricot" ou petite fleurs
Pour les seins, ont a aussi plus rarement "les boites a laits" ou "les oreillers" "les caches nez"
J’espère sincèrement de ne pas vous avoir choquer avec ces mots crus mais je voulais vous donner quelques mots complémentaires
Cordialement
Lerancor
I learned today that the French artist, Pomme, who sang Everything Matters with Aurora, the song that was so good that my French lover couldn't help but curse, means "Apple." That is adorable and I will never unsee that
This video is my favourite 😂
High school French trip - I was a tagalong that didn’t know French - I made our actual French teen trip when I read an ice cream billboard “donne moi ta bouche.” “Give me your lips/mouth” can be considered dirty….
I have never laughed so much as during the “fruit portions” of this video. 😂😂😂
Grimper aux rideaux !
*la moule = the mussel
@@NotEvenFrench yes it happens. Funny one though 😅
Excellent, j'ai vraiment ri là!!!
Tu as oublié des trucs genre
Planter le poireau
Tremper le biscuit
Monter au rideau
Grimper au 7ème ciel
Le zgeg
La schnack
le Dard
Le vit (pour les contrepèteries surtout)
Branler
...
En tout cas merci pour la vidéo :)
heyy gonna have a hookup with a french speaking guy next week and would appreciate if you were to give me the translation for tremper le biscuit, le zgeg, la schnack et le dard, i don't know these and i'm trying to learn as much as possible 😅
I had a 75 year old school marmgish teacher who gave us leçons in French immersion à Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon.
Vaut mieux comprendre ce qu'ils disent, quoi 😂🤣
Here is a short list of words to say "having sex" in french (some were mentioned in the video) but most of these words are used from a male perspective (like "to penetrate"). I also put the literal translation in brackets:
Baiser (to kiss), Niquer (to fuck), Mettre (to put), Foutre (to fuck) , Prendre (to take), Retourner (to flip), Cougner (to fuck), Piner (to fuck), Connaître (to know), Farcir (to stuff), Fourrer (to shove), Visser (to screw), Enfoncer (to press in), Défoncer (to smash), Démolir (to demolish), Détruire (to destroy), Démonter (to disassemble), Dépuceler (to deflower), Dévierger (to un-virginize), Déflorer (to deflower), Ramoner (to sweep, generally a chimney), Grimper (to climb), Sauter (to jump), Culbuter (to tumble), Labourer (to plow), Copuler (to copulate), S'accoupler (to pair), Se reproduire (to mate), Tringler (to fuck), Troncher (to fuck), Pénétrer (to penetrate), Choper (to bust), Aimer (to love), Poutrer (to fuck), Coïter (to mate), Coucher avec (to sleep with), S'envoyer en l'air (to send oneself into the air), Limer (to file).
Some are really gross
anyone else start singing and dancing with Rosie? haha
I saw the word "ken" used in a couple of French movies. I looked up the meaning, and it's verlan for niquer.
Ahhhh j’ai hâte de dire ces mots à mon professeur de français demain
I don't think I've seen it here but "gland" in normal language means acorn (not gland) and it is used to describe the head of the penis because it kind of looks like an acorn.
And you also could have said that the translation for "a French letter" is "une capotte anglaise" I find this one a bit funny 😁.
Merci, f22217, that's very useful to know. Très utile, bien que dans la vie normale ce mot ne fasse pas de mon vocabulaire actif !
I wonder if zob comes from Arabic. In Arabic it’s zub. I learned that reading 1001 Nights.
I love how you shamelessly say all these words on camera but prefer to spell the English ones 😂😂 we French speaking are a bit less prude when it comes to swear words 👀
I agree but I think she was a bit embarrassed at the end but still a great job ☺
I was a bartender in a French restaurant years ago. One night most of the regulars were drinking Suze, which isn't always available. A certain, handsome race car driver arrived late to the party. The bar was packed and loud. So. I offered him a suze. His jaw dropped. And i repeated "suze!" It wasn't until i held up bottle that a wave of relief passed over his face. You left out "sousse moi!"
It would be "suce moi", as in suck me
En France on parle de cul et pas de sexe c'est sous forme d'humour entre potes. Parler de sexe c'est parler de ses propres relations sexuelles et là on est dans l'intimité et il ne vaut mieux pas car on passerait pour un fan de youporn 🤣🙃🤫. Si un étranger vient en France et drague une fille avec certaines de ces expressions je le plains le pauvre il va se faire remballer. Et s'il veut faire de l'humour en montrant qu'il a du vocabulaire grâce à ton excellent vidéo mieux vaut qu'ils connaissent les personnes.
It's not the muscle but the mussel haha I think you know you just made a spelling mistake haha I am French et for me the most common way to say "to have sex" is " coucher avec quelqu'un".
Yes that is true. "Baiser" c'est commun mais très familier. The casual way to say it is "coucher avec quelqu'un " like "sleeping with someone" in English
0:08, you got the job my dear, with your bold performance, teach us please!
*un poireau (you made a mistake)
I like how your cat doesn't want any part of this video. 😂
We also say "dip the cookie" ("tremper son biscuit" in french) when we talk about having our first sexual experience with someone.
@@NotEvenFrench Worse, it's both xD
@@NotEvenFrench As a french i feel like "tremper son biscuit" is more a funny way to say than a gross thing. But I dont feel it cute neither. 😅
In french I always get too much confusion about some words like "They have"," they are", "they go", "he go", "he has" etc. Some time i get confused about allons, avons etc. Which word is used for first person, 2nd person, third person. The spellings as well. I get confused
I can't believe I missed this!:)
Couver or couvert?
Couvert
And remettre le couvert can mean redo something, not only in a sexual context
Yes, "couvert." I caught three typos in Rosie's text. I'm about to write a separate comment on them.
Rosie responded to my comment pointing out three typos (turns out there were a couple more). She has an editor, who is obviously not a francophone ! And she used a lot more text in this video than she normally does....
Oh this is so fun
Petite erratum:
Plant cul give us the fabuluse Netflix serie "plant coeur" the hook up plant
And i fell like they did there best to translate the titel but it still 😅🤨
Now i'm confused. What is to "have à hook up"? Is it to have sex with someone that is not your boyfriend (plan cul en français) or is it to "have à crush for someone"?
@GTAudrey for me it's the same than in french having some sekse with some one with no string attache
3:35 Here it starts! ☺
Funniest video I've watched in a while 🤣🤣
I am Learning French from Porirua.
Salut mon amis. Pouver vous m' enseignez la langue anglaise ?
Hello Rosie parmi toutes tes vidéos je suis perdue. Es tu en Nouvelle Zélande ou de retour en France ? 😉
I remembered in the 70 's about an English girl who was trying to say something about traditional kiss under a mistletoe . And instead of d'embrasser,to kiss, she said something else. Unforgettable lesson.
s "embrasser" she said "baiser" 😳
The French have this unfortunate tendency to talk too much about sex, which is understandable, because it is cultural in France, but the problem arises when they meet people from other cultures, and continue to talk openly about sex, what some foreigners consider as a lack of prudishness, and vulgarity.
A young Ukrainian woman who stayed in France told me one day that the French talk too much about sex.
Personally, I find it unhealthy for men to talk about sex with female colleagues at work. In France this is completely normal.
@@NotEvenFrench Same with Italians, I guess. A young Italian friend was the moderator for a film series in Narbonne (Languedoc) a few years ago, and she addressed the entire audience in the hall, explaining that she would need to excuse herself before the film began, because she had a *"une vessie"* very ... *something.*
I've forgotten now what adjective she used, I was so shocked that she would discuss her *bladder* in front of 150 people, most of them strangers!!!
Whereas in the U.S., I used to work with a receptionist who would ask me to cover the phones for her while she "walked down the hall." She wouldn't even use the word *"restroom"* ! For the longest time, I thought she was just stretching her legs. :-P
@@NotEvenFrench I agree
Don’t generalize, not all the French talk “too much” about sex! Let’s say we don’t feel uncomfortable to talk about it, after all it’s a normal thing that people all over the world practice if they are lucky.
You know some Bangladeshis have this exaggerated idea of how western societies are so open (too open) about sex (speaking from experience here from my own family), and I realised what they envision it to be is exactly what French culture is like 🤣🤣🤣
I wouldn’t say all western cultures are like that tho, I don’t think anglophone or Dutch or Greek culture is like that for an example
Oh my god so it's normal to talk about sec with youngers!i had a french friend and he was such a real french man😅
Le ou...ça semble difficile... Amour. Jouir...
Faire l'amour = make love
Jouir = to come (climax)
What does Lingoda pay teachers? You sound Australian. Minimum even for a cleaner is now 21 AUD an hour. What are the quals of the teachers?
Le zub is arabic too.
missing :"Faire la bête à deux dos"
Why are you using the wrong ( and inflammatory) flag for the UK. It totally leaves out Northern Ireland, missing the red diagonals
T’es vidéo en français manque, j’adorais t’écouter, mais j’avoue la, je comprend pas l’anglais sur tes vidéos, j’espère que tu en referas en français 👍😅
Rosie, connaissez-vous la différence entre une "turlurtte" et une "vurlutte" ?
Une vurlutte je connaissais pas c'est très mignon
Et je suis français 😅
@@pommeterre5198 La turlutte c'est quand on se vouvoie, la vurlutte quand on se vouvoie (humour)
@@NotEvenFrench La turlutte c'est quand on se vouvoie, la vurlutte quand on se vouvoie (humour)
Starts at 3:35
Pour les petits garçons l expression est le.petit oiseau. Quand le garçon ne remonte pas sa braguette on lui dit attention le petit oiseau va sortir.
Hi
PLEASE !
Vagina, c'est vagin en français. A ne pas confondre avec vulve. Ch*tte, c'est la vulve en français.
" remettre le couvert " (with a t at the end does not mean "the cover" but put knife & fork again (meaning eat .... or f - K again ...)
leak = is "le poireau" (you got a wrong spelling -poireux ) - the french people don"t say "je suis mouillée pour toi" BUT : "je mouille" or "tu me fais mouiller"
" a french kiss" = "rouler une pelle " - la nénette : not "nanette" - wrong spelling for "les OEUFS au plat "
you can call a pinus a " Napoleon " because of the shape at the end is like Napoleon's hat !! AND the female vagina : a Josephine (to match with Napoleon ) -
How lá baguete 🥖 is a pinnes?
To talk about boobs, you can sometimes hear "les roberts", following the brand of baby's bottles.
Sex may be, let’s talk about you and me, let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be, let’s talk about sex.
Hi from nz
Oui 👍 Je voudrais un Mac Poulet 🍗 😂
I,myself from Paris,some of the original slang has been translated in the American slang.Le service laiterie or milk factory is a cute way to talk about your b😀😀bies.
@@NotEvenFrench 'got hundreds of them.Get your head around this one:"j'ai les bonbons qui collent au papier".
Ou des relations tout court
you wrote "les ouefs" instead of "les oeufs"
LE ZOB BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA CA FAISAIT 5ANS AU BAS MOT JE LAVAIS PAS ENTENDU JPP
'Cum' ca veut dire en francais
Hi Rosie, there is one way for saying to have an intercourse as well : "viens on fait un 5 à 7?"
Uh my nick-name has been Kiki my whole life, now that I'm learning French I don't think its appropriate....
Rear, Rosie, Please, Help Ukraine by reading a poem in Ukrainian or in English or both, if you can. And posting it on social media. Help to make it go viral.There is a list of Ukrainian poets on Wikipedia.Examples are Taras Shevchenko's 'The Testament', 'Love Ukraine' by Volodymyr Sosyura. Share this with other great and famous people of the world. Fight for the country starts with owning and recognizing language. Also most poems are filled with love to our Ukraine and they date back into 19 th century. It means we existed as a nation long before. Thank you!
C'est vraiment 1% haha
About that, you should really have a look on this french song which is full of métaphores : th-cam.com/video/UcW4RfhbM88/w-d-xo.html
"Niquer" (to fuck) and, more recently, "Ken" : it comes from "niquer" but in reverse
Les miches, ce sont plutôt les fesses non ? En tous cas, la petite Rosie se lâche.
Yep, miches are fesses but some people use it wrongly for seins.
Pour moi les miches ça a toujours été les seins 🤔
Boobies in Québec is often « les boules ». A little vulgar
Also, having sex is « Fourrer » Se faire fourrer also means se faire avoir « La caissière m’a fourré j ai payé trop cher »
😀
Miches is really beauf 🙈🙈🙈
7:41 Les oeufs au plat* not ouefs then it's more used for the balls
all of those are obsolete anyway no one says that in 2022
we use english words to say it...
Lol. Ure kinda cute. 😜
We don’t use Fanny like that in the US. We say “Fanny pack” which is the waist bag people wear.
edit: (yes native speaker and American..)
Are you a native English speaker? I'm American, and can confirm that the word "fanny" in the U.S. does indeed mean "butt" or "behind." If you are indeed a native English speaker and don't know that meaninng, it's *possible* that the word is going out of date and you are rather young?
By the way, I always thought it odd when the word "fanny pack" came into the language, because most people wore it (thankfully, it's gone out of style, so I'm using the past tense) nowhere near their fanny (= "fesses")
Mes salutations à vous les deux: Nicol Noel et LauraMorland. Je m'appelle youssef,je suis de Maroc . Soyez le bienvenu au Maroc
@@LauraMorland yeah im a native speaker. But im from california and I never hear it here. Also I'm 19.
OMG fanny means butt! For french People like me it is à nickname for Stefanny or Stéphanie lol
@@LauraMorland Non-native speaker of fluent English here and, even so, I agree, “fanny” means butt or behind. It is one of the many things you learn early on in the language journey so as not to embarrass yourself.
3:34 😜 Gland is more balls, testicle?
No
Nope.
No, Rosie was right: It is in reference to the head of the Penis, which in French is called "Le Gland"
Faites attention, il y a des erreurs, ce qui est inhabituel dans vos vidéos
On a tellement de mots pour désigner un pénis. On a l'air de personnes qui parlent que de ça et qui font que ça. La réputation de la langue française sensuelle pour draguer qui en prend un coup mdrr
Naic 💋💋💋
When i see a beautifull girl with nice breats , i say in myself " oh les beaux cocos " , it means " oh nice coconuts " . Fortunatly the pretty girl hears nothing ... 😇 🤣.
🤢 creep
Do the French use butter when doing it from the back?
La bite
thanks but terrible french pronunciation !
Most of her pronunciation is fine -- she just has a problem with a couple of words, like *amour, jouir.*
"Les nuits d'une Demoiselle", chanson de Colette Renard 🌟
dans laquelle elle dresse un catalogue d'expressions argotiques des rapports sexuels :
th-cam.com/video/mW1JxFb_7aM/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=LePapeDesEscargots
Que c'est bon d'être demoiselle
Car le soir dans mon petit lit
Quand l'étoile Vénus étincelle
Quand doucement tombe la nuit
Je me fais sucer la friandise
Je me fais caresser le gardon
Je me fais empeser la chemise
Je me fais picorer le bonbon
Je me fais frotter la péninsule
Je me fais béliner le joyau
Je me fais remplir le vestibule
Je me fais ramoner l'abricot
Je me fais farcir la mottelette
Je me fais couvrir le rigondonne
Je me fais gonfler la mouflette
Je me fais donner le picotin
Je me fais laminer l'écrevisse
Je me fais foyer le coeur fendu
Je me fais tailler la pelisse
Je me fais planter le mont velu
Je me fais briquer le casse-noisettes
Je me fais mamourer le bibelot
Je me fais sabrer la sucette
Je me fais reluire le berlingot
Je me fais gauler la mignardise
Je me fais rafraîchir le tison
Je me fais grossir la cerise
Je me fais nourrir le hérisson
Je me fais chevaucher la chosette
je me fais chatouiller le bijou
Je me fais bricoler la cliquette
Je me fais gâter le matou
Et vous me demanderez peut-être
Ce que je fais le jour durant
Oh! cela tient en peu de lettres
Le jour... je baise, tout simplement ✨
Merci!
Spicy 🌶
Part of having him go plain crazy and unlocking his primal impulses is a result of speaking out just the right words. Yes, where to begin? Celestine Dessike's latest (go'ogle her) takes you by the hand if you really want to cut out all the guesswork and get him going!
Spicy over on this channel 🌶 🥵
Loved this video. Laughed my ass off lol
3:35 video starts here
Juste le titre m'a fait rigoler. Et, la mimique. Hilarante!