TF2: Ruiner of Fun
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- I stalk the internet person while they try and play fun video game. I wish the video was longer, too, because that'd mean I got to annoy him longer. So then I added random junk to make it longer??
Him:
/ jerma985
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Add me on Twitter:
/ sterlovesfood
Livestream:
/ ster
discord.gg/ster
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Without this video Jerma would have become the PG kid friendly among us player
Jerma lore
spell kid amongus backwards
@@AndorFGC sugoma dik- 😪😳😱😱🤯🤯🤬🤬🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🦶🏽🦶🏽🦶🏽👄👃🏾👃🏾👆🏻🤟🏼🤙💋
@@AndorFGC No I don't want to :(
I hate this because it reminds me of Muselk
This video is so old that it’s now a source of nostalgia for me.
get it..? source?
Jed Newman same bro
Hard. I remember watching this for the first time
Same, man.
I had just moved from my old middle school.
Worth mentioning that when Jerma says "The Arrow" he's talking about the Fruit Shoot and how he knows that that was one of Star's favorite hats
Ye
Wow 7 years I've only just known that now. Thanks man
@@MM-vs2et it's something I noticed back when this video first came out because I had just watched a video where ster mentioned it was one of his favs and for some god forsaken reason it's stuck with me throughout the years instead of ya know like all the shit I was supposed to learn in college
woah. this video holds infinite secrets
@@mastermind42ful I’m going on a nostalgic rewatch right now too so thanks for the extra knowledge thankfully lmao.
My annual pilgrimage to the Jerma is mad series has begun
Same
I'm the 69th like
same
Shame I can't like your comment again this year
I’ve been on this journey countless times and yet it still gives me hope.
That “What?” At 1:26 is so convincing that it put out any of jermas suspicions for probably like another hour.
"I'm gonna add him to friends. Who is he?"
I choose to believe that question helped.
the laugh too
I love the part at the "omg that's you." where you can actually hear it connect in his mind that that's Star XD
You can hear them gears grindin'
1:47
I want Jerma's POV.
I would cry.
Kyle Rockwell part of the video is here: /watch?v=v9rOHZnMff8
diggoran *love*
diggoran yea but its like, the worst part of the hole serise. still funny, but still the worst.
A small bit in "A normal day in dust bowl"
AverageSqueaker Something about a calculated mathematician
"If I don't get three headshots in a row right now, I'm going to reach into the toilet and eat my own shit."
-Jerma985, 2013
"I am going to sit down on the toilet and piss up into my face"
-Jerma985
"Oh yeah, Jerma is mad part 3, let's put cigarettes out on my dick"
-Jerma985
"you think you're cool, U SUX? oh my god that's you"
-Jerma985, 2013
"That guy is doing absolutely nothing."
-Jerma985
"I'm gonna shit in my bath, like get out, wait like 2, 3 minutes, walk in and be like 'HEY WHO FUCKIN' DID THAT?' " -Jerma985 2017
0:44 The loathsome dung eater
It's sad that they were surprised to find a hacker 7 years ago, but now there's one in every casual game :(
@C U Next Tuesday i blame zoomers
@C U Next Tuesday Lol get over yourself, theres always been cheaters in online games.
@@Ethiixx its a fact there wasnt that many in the early days of online gaming. zoomers be damned i guess.
@@nikita1911001 Bro there were people cheating in 1.6, Quake 1,2,3 and even back during Doom DeathMatch lol, it’s nothing new and it’s only become more difficult to know what cheating looks like now due to humanised aimbot/toggle and AI learning to compensate with your mouse movement to make your aim assist in particular look more legit
@@Ethiixx im literally going by the facts, bro. even back in quake 2 days you ofc could encounter a cheater, but first cheaters were usually way more blatant which led to quick voteouts and such, second, at the time there never even was a precedent of a predominantly online game that is ridden with cheaters in every lobby ever *two weeks from launch*, which happens from time to time nowadays. i would even bet you that if quake launched today you could expect halo infinite to happen to it lol
Honestly, I feel like this has a piece from every 2010-2014 era of STAR_ video in it
It has Star making Jerma mad
It has sick market gardening skills
It has late night gameplay
It has him doing weird funny things with Jerm
It has the Star patented silly text
It has his art
It has a real life bit
The only things missing are Boo/the others, deleting expensive items, and I think that's it
I miss old STAR_ and I miss old TF2...
so star making jerma mad cause he felt like it...sounds like a pretty shitty person
and 2fast2quick
The fucking best moment of this video is Jerma's sudden realization of STAR_'s involvement. The timing is comedic fucking gold.
Go back to talking about furries on Vinesauce videos.
MrSpyro1994 Ugh! You're not the boss of me *Mom*!
@@MrSpyro1994i need context
@@throg4657 I think it's a little to ask that, my guy.
I miss these days :)
I feel ya.
Yeah but Jerma and ster nowadays are still quality
how is star "quality"? hes a common streamer at this point.
Alper, his streams are to satisfy those of us who enjoyed his old upload schedule, so you get more regular star. The videos star posts on his TH-cam are quality in my opinion.
Corninthesky i see where you are coming from, and im all for you enjoying his streams, but when you say "the videos star posts on his to TH-cam", there need to be some videos.
Rock=Jerma
Paper=star
Scissors=boo
+Txtspeak You can hear the face of realization.
Oh this guys name is "u sux" huehuehuehue
ohgod thats you
In today's episode, STAR_ secretly knocks up Jerma without telling him.
mpreg jerma
WHERE IT BEGAN
This comment was waaayyy ahead of it's time
somebody get arson
jerma births out a baby that's already 7 years old
Is Jerma like
a real life scout or something
cause he looks and sounds way too much like scout to not be real life scout
no
+DarkSora215
yes
hes from boston and the scout is too
Scooty so many scooty booty men
Real life scout is jerma confirmed
That pizza at the end was stoned.
You could say it was.... baked.
Alright I'm leaving already.
Ok, that was funny.
lucratius3
i want to click like so bad but i cant bring myself to click it with your 69 likes
Caberman That was beautiful.
I am stoned
I find it funny that this video is on jerma's liked videos list
4:21 That pizza looks baked as hell
Just replace the pepperoni with mushrooms. :P
*4:20
hah i get it
nice
Hi.
1:48 Jerma's little "Ow" made my day
The moment that Jerma realizes that Star is the pytroll is absolutely beautiful.
He's like, "... Oh my GOD that's you."
yes that is what he's like
indubitably
Matthew Zakrzewski green.
Matthew Zakrzewski Indubitably Indubitably.
dAVE, wHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,,,
I think this is Jerma is mad part 1
It is :)
Its not it would say jerma is mad part 1
Ja, it is.
ohhh, I love the German language.
Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus its spelt yaa and you say ja
Connor Cleghorn
Nope.
This showed up in my recommended after 6 years after watching Jerma play Sekiro.
I had completely forgotten I was still subscribed to STAR.
I'm glad I still am so this shit randomly pops up on my feed every now and then.
True, FeelsStrongMan
"Ya know, don't say s- swears."
"watch your profanity"
+Not Fizz Right, I'm sorry [for quoting every sentence in a video or series of videos].
Dammit, I missed the three year anniversary of the birth of the best TF2 miniseries ever!
When ever I have a bad day, I just watch these vids.
Why aren't they uploading videos together anymore
What video
What video huh
What video
What video
Why is it that whenever there is a hacker in the game they are always a Heavy? There was a NISLT clip that had a hacker Heavy, this has a hacker Heavy, and a couple weeks ago I played a game of Cactus Canyon and there was a hacker Heavy on the enemy team. I could tell he was a hacker because he was moving at lightspeed, was spinning around in circles, had a namechanger, and the chat was spammed with the guy getting Pyro achievements several times over.
Nospread on heavy makes you basically one shot kill anything
It is because weapons like the minigun and sniper rifle are hitscan weapons. That means wherever you click the bullet will go with either none or very little travel time. This means that the aimbot or whatever they are using does not miss as it is tracking the player and there is no travel time or prediction for the hack to make. Where as projectile weapons, such as the rocket launcher take time to reach the target. This means that the hack is not smart enough to predict where the player will be to accordingly shoot the projectile there. Hope this helped
Mitch Budreau It's because the heavy fires the most bullets per second, and they also travel the quickest. The hackers make it so that all the bullets fire at the target, rather than in a random place like they normally do with the minigun. They aren't moving the bullets, though. They're making it so that the heavy will always aim in the right place so that each bullet hits the target. This is why, if you spectate a hacker, it looks like they're aiming all over the place.
***** Yes, that's what I meant. I just said it in a very long-winded way.
Mitch Budreau if i was a hacker i would just go ULTIMATE HACKER MEDIC!
with aimbot and the crusaders crossbow
That pizza is fucking high man.
***** Jimmy Nutrin couldn't handle the pizza. T'was too aggressive.
PunchingMegaTree Good joke.
mikevismyelement Nah, it was baked
this video is so damn iconic
1:49 "This guy's name is "U SUX" huhuhuhu- ... Oh my god that's you."
I want to go back to these days. They were the best. I'd consider them the prime almost. If only I knew it then.
I love how Star almost blew his cover at 1:24. There's so much detail in this little series.
That pizza at the end is high as fuck.
pizza party
yaaayyyy muchies
you mean the one at 4:20?
You don't hold back with the whip.
Especially if your a pyro
LukeyPooky28 You mad right now
3:16 not even trying to hide it, he's just like: HEY LOOK AT ME, I'VE GOT A NAME CHANGING SCRIPT AND ALL DA HAX
"Name changing script" low level stuff lol
+Aiden Nelson name changing scripts seem to work way too well D:
the innocent players that want to have fun keep getting banned
+michaelthewither nah you just grab their steam ID
+sasracer1 I know, but people aren't intelligent enough to do that
tru enough
1:04
I think about this whenever I hear the phrase “are you crazy?”
Damn that pizza is baked.....
100% stoned
+HomelessOldMan9000 only quality "herbs" used in our pizzas
+Swing Thing He was gonna get baked......But then he got high.
+Swing Thing All pizzas are baked
Jerma Is Mad Part: 4.59839856648
Jerma is mad part 2.7818781878187818781878187818
Mr. Worldwide Jerma is mad pt. 1.618033988749895
jerma is mad pt 3.17
Actually this is jerma is mad part 1
Longingpuffle Jerma is Upset Part: Plank`s Constant
I like how they are friends :D
Not anymore :C
whut?
They're friends again!
Sym-Bionic Waffle Last I heard they broke up over Kim... :/
The Yoten Watch 2ndJerma
0:48 I guess this implies that Jerma have shit in his toilet at all times, just incase something like this happens
That pizza is higher than I am
You're a good actor
How did this comment get so many likes? I mean, I'm glad to see that one of my comments have gotten this popular but how did a four word sentence get this popular?
"...Oh my god that's *you.*" will never not leave my brain
Jerma and Star becoming friends was the best thing to happen to TF2.
I just wanted to visit a server like this. Tf2 videos make me do that.
Too bad valve servers are gone now. ._.
Uncle Danes running servers like this
Yess c1a0 bless you uncle dane
RealityMasterRogue
bless me instead :3
This wasn't on a valve server
Huh? why are they gone?
you could say that the pizza was baked huehuehuehue
Its awesome how I was a fan of STAR and Jerma before they started making videos together, now I get to watch them prank each other.
This comment aged well
Every time i rewatch this i think that jerma & star would've been a great sitcom
I remember watching this when it first came out, and now here I am in 2021?! What on earth..... Would love to see some more STAR_ and Jerma shenanigans again for old times sake!
check out fatmagic if you havent already
I love how mad jerma gets especially after saying no swearing.
ironic that my first jerma video is the one where he is acting like an angry psycho
these were the days
Jerma knows Ster so well that he remembers Ster's favorite hat or remembers his unusuals he wears
So you don't recognize star's sniper loadout? The apple with the arrow ?
3:15 Remember when this was just a funny random thing that would happen instead of being 90% of tf2 servers?
Star, you probably don't read these comments anymore but if you do... I wanna say thanks. As of writing this I'm going through probably the worst bout of depression I've ever had. And I'm just watching your videos. I've seen them 1,000 times over...but they make me laugh or chuckle even though I don't even want to. You don't make vids anymore from what I've seen (on this channel that are TF2 related) and if you do it's rare. I wish I could catch your live streams, but I still wanted to say thank you for putting a smile on my face, even when I didn't want one there. You're awesome, and I thought you should know that.
P.S. Remember: Fake Hair Everywhere. :)
Hope things get better bro!!
Jon Johnson Things are much better now a week later or so. :) Thanks!
I'm glad to hear that man!
+M.N.I.K Good luck man! And in my opinion, he is still an enjoyable youtuber even if he doesn't make TF2 videos often anymore. Also: he stated he reads almost every comment (and you're pretty high up) but barely replies.
Same STAR_ if you're also reading this I appreciate your content too.
Ever since this video, my friend has this belief that he is STAR_ and I am Jerma. He has tried twice now to anonymously dominate me.
I know the feeling, my friend tries that, he changes his name, plays spy, disguises as Soldier, and I end up dominating him, he gets pissed at me for turning the tables on his plan. xD
Legendary Video man.
To all my fellow TF2 brothers. Thank you! It was an honor playing with you.
Without Star. We wouldn't have gotten Jerma.
here for my bi-annual viewing of the jerma is mad series :)
Absolute banger classic
To think if this video was never made jerma would be a PG Andy with 100,000,000,000 views on his fortnite videos
10 yrs later this video is so nostalgic . Brings me back to middle school dude
Happy 10 year anniversary you crazy kids. Thanks for the good times. You behave now, psychos!
Why does Jerma look so much like Scout?
Well, New Englanders do have a gene pool that is rarely tampered with. Since the scout is from Boston it's quite possible that two Bostonians could have the same build and general looks.
CrosbyNu Wow, that's fascinating.
wow i was actually just coming here to post the EXACT SAME THING BRO
Because Jerma is fit, strong and from Boston, like the scout(scout isnt very strong, but ya get me)
imagine how much funnier the bot invasion on tf2 would be if all the hackers were those 2fast2quick hyperspeed crit heavies
Upon revisiting, he was truly dastardly for this. I'm glad the ster's trolling spirit has continued to the modern day, no matter what game he's playing lmao
1:54 I can't even count how many times I've rewatched this moment.
Yup
I'm here rn rewatching it 😅
Is anyone else watching this video after so many years with a tear on their eye missing the good ol' days of TF2?
Star accidentally hits a cloaked spy with the Direct Hit...
FireCalvinMaster
Bond, james bond?
Stars' alternate account name: Bacon Banana Cheesecake.
-_-
Not big soup rice.
That's not him, he's 8)
Ah, my mistake.
8)
10 years later Jerma and STAR_ play TF2 once again, what a time to be alive
how to ruin a TF2 server:
1-call a Phlog F2P Pyro
2-call a Tryhard Demoman P2P
ok u ruin the server
Thanks for the comment.
The pizza party logo haunts me to this day
What was so special about the sweet n low? Like mason jars just have that seal thing with the twisty lid that comes off to hold tight.
You're asking that question 7 years later
@@The4j1123 Yes, I finally had a revelation.
Jerma didn't know how mason jars work back then.
@@pozkodeth Thank you mystery has been solved.
still here, miss this
THEY'RE BACK, BABY. STERMA IS BACK
oh there's a hacker! NO SHIT!
dont use ss.....swears
bomb1239
say*
0ffspringfan *u know don't say s-swears.
***** Constipated, my dear Watson?
bomb1239 Kid, this is the internet, swears will be said, even if you fucking like it, or fucking not.
I just realized something. If Valve or someone decides to make a live action TF2 movie, Jerma could be the scout. :D
i cant be the only ones watching this in 2018 and missing these videos #Ster&Jerma
Iirc these videos were the reason Jerma stopped caring about swearing in his videos
What a classic. A decade old as well. Hopefully I’ll be back in a decade too see this video be a score old.
Did he made a video? I WANT THE LINK NOW!
I need that noise as a hitsound. 3:04
Man that pizza sure looked
Baked.
Why does everything good come to an end. I'm not talking about the tf2 gameplay but Star and jerma doing collabs
wonder how youre doing now
Miss the old days 2020??anyone
The end clip is just the best.
"You want some Sweet 'n' Low?"
*Learns what a mason jar is*
"Aaaeuuurrruughghhh!"
JERMA AND STAR ARE FUCKING BACK BEBY YOU GOT THE COFFEE JOKES YOU GOT THE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED JOKES YOU IT'S HAPPENING MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE GONNA BLOW THE NIPPLE OFF THE FACE OF THE FUCKING SKY THEY'RE ALL BACK BEBBEEYYYYYY
what do mean
I'm sad that this doesn't happen anymore.
+4G_Billy_FaZeKlan Brought to you by blizzard
The same people who shut down a nonprofit server because fuck the fans
Different wings of the same company.
+Felipe Jaquez Legally, Blizzard was forced to do that. Should they let them continue it infringes on the copyright they have one Wow, and if they do not aggressively defend it, then they lose all rights to Wow, which means no more servers at all.
Its not like they were getting money off of it they were a non-profit server but ok.
Well, that's reality.
There's very little in life that's free. If a server isn't seeing enough traffic to keep itself afloat then you're essentially left with the choice of either shutting it down or reallocating resources from some other part of the company. And given that most of the time people will need all the resources they can get, the only really logical choice is to shut the server down.
Did any of you guys report the hacker
When Jerma said he saw the "Arrow" I think he meant Star's hat which the apple with the arrow though it. Which he has probably seen star wear.
yeah, ster was wearing an unusual of it so jerma recognized him
i always come back to this gem. good times
Watching Jerma getting confused by lids is one of my favorite things in life
you could say hes a tf2... star? :D
Boooooooo
Could tf2..star? you hes say
Captain Catastrophe
Tf2 star could say he's you
Captain Catastrophe You forgot the :D
Jacob H IS IN THE CALL
Good times.
Got to say star. 5 years later, you still entertain me. I love your videos. Shame to see you move to twitch. But im glad you still got these videos up. I still watch em. Well. Ill probably buzz off, and continue my life. But sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, thanks for all the good times you brought me with these vids. :)
I can't stop laughing when star did that mumble thing when he had 'da whip'
I have watched this again and again. I still fail to understand what a calculated mathematician is :(
Jeez, did jerma say what I think he said at 0:33 lmfao. Wish we still had this jerma compared to the extremely family friendly one we have nowdays.
What is a calculated mathematician?
Took me almost 9 years to notice how fucking blazed that pizza is.
i find it funny that this video was recorded when speedhacks were still a thing