WORST People at Restaurants

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  • @830927mjki
    @830927mjki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8693

    "But i'm allergic to seafood.."
    "I'm allergic to starvation yet you don't seem to care!"

  • @allilane8924
    @allilane8924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44406

    "I don't give a shit about your cat"
    Can we appreciate how perfectly she can just deliver and get too the point? It's beautiful.

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      She is.... Yeah.

    • @georgev4310
      @georgev4310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Exactly

    • @lanathenerd1853
      @lanathenerd1853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Why is this bot here and why is it quoting BTS💀 wrongly might I add Hobi said cooler
      Edit: It changed it 🤣

    • @beethovenschopinliszt6422
      @beethovenschopinliszt6422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol, that’s me with my cousin🤫

    • @nonatyagi286
      @nonatyagi286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly

  • @kweenkitten6207
    @kweenkitten6207 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Best way to deal with these people for me is to order an appetizer. This friend is there to socialize with you, not to eat 😂

    • @barrygeistwhite3474
      @barrygeistwhite3474 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      That "friend" word is doing a lot of heavy lifting there...

    • @Kate98755
      @Kate98755 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      And then go in heavy on your appetizer….I don’t socialize, at all….I’m happy 😁😁😁😁👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @fanficYAOIyNOYAOI
      @fanficYAOIyNOYAOI 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Like an introvert I don't understand that, but it has sense 😂

    • @lidge1994
      @lidge1994 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      In that case, I'll order and the friend will call the waitress over when they're ready, if we're going to dinner I 100% did not eat anything for a while so I can actually enjoy the food.

    • @AnxietyHamstar
      @AnxietyHamstar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Hahahahaha it's a place to eat. I go to do both. Be considerate.

  • @brizzleyoh
    @brizzleyoh ปีที่แล้ว +377

    As a server who works at a restaurant that’s crazy busy and I’m always in the weeds, I will confirm we actually love these people. They give us chances to semi catch up with the hundreds of things we’re multi tasking.

    • @KallieExperiments
      @KallieExperiments 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Good to know!

    • @threewiseman1
      @threewiseman1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I can appreciate that, but at the same time, I the type that takes about 5 seconds to decide what I want (have probably made up my mind while being directed to a table), and I love when I get the chance to order immediately.
      I've had plenty of encounters like this one, where the people I'm with ask the server for more time, and it drives me insane. It's a meal, it isn't rocket science, people!

    • @brizzleyoh
      @brizzleyoh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@threewiseman1 ordering immediately works too. The real worst people are the ones that can’t make up their mind but also make us the servers stand there as they decide. Not asking questions just reading the menu in silence while we stand there awkwardly.

    • @outlandishmuch
      @outlandishmuch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@brizzleyohyes this

    • @LaLaLonna
      @LaLaLonna 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So true!

  • @Officially_FireAnt
    @Officially_FireAnt ปีที่แล้ว +3476

    “But I’m allergic to sea food”
    “Good…”
    Yes sounds like a great response 😌

  • @froggyo8751
    @froggyo8751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15942

    "Shes getting the seafood linguini"
    "But im allergic to seafood.."
    *"good."*

    • @Adogdoingdogthings
      @Adogdoingdogthings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Instabruh.User.. that wouldn't be funny bish

    • @jamieh.3768
      @jamieh.3768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Instabruh.User.. what the fuck is wrong with you

    • @jamieh.3768
      @jamieh.3768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah I watched the video as well

    • @biggy8105
      @biggy8105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Misa Delwi ew wtf

    • @toastedanarchist4162
      @toastedanarchist4162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      well done you can quote a video... such talent

  • @heatherem5690
    @heatherem5690 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    the worst people to eat with at restaurants are parents who let their kids watch videos without earphones because they never taught them how to live without constant entertainment

    • @burntblonde2925
      @burntblonde2925 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      YES!!!!
      And the adults at doctor offices, or anywhere, that talk on speaker or play a game at full volume

    • @pool8party
      @pool8party 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Sounds like you dont have children

    • @linar.6312
      @linar.6312 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      ​@@pool8partynot really, because there are a few different ways to entertain a child.
      The parents could just talk to them, let them watch their surroundings and maybe answer questions about it or explain something new to them... or they could bring silent mini-entertainment with them for the children like a pocket friendly comic book or a little game or a toy etc like my parents did for appoinments where they knew we could get bored after a while.

    • @LacyLynLabret
      @LacyLynLabret 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      ​@linar.6312 one of my favorite ways I saw a parent entertain there child in line at the store. The mom saw a display and told her kid "I bet you can't count all of those pens" daughter then proceed to count all the pens during the transaction. It was amazing

    • @Lunaris3-in-1
      @Lunaris3-in-1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Are you calling out my mother with my nephew. He's three, but I deadass think he might be on the Spectrum. He does not like wearing anything on his head.

  • @emilyjohnson3658
    @emilyjohnson3658 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Honestly that is me when I'm hungry. But after food I really care about your cat and will try to help you figure out what's wrong

  • @katielynch9740
    @katielynch9740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8299

    “Y’know, I haven’t even had a CHANCE to look at the menu”
    These people I swear 🙃

    • @RandomPersonThatDoesArt
      @RandomPersonThatDoesArt ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ikr she would 100% be paying if that was me

    • @Rattlsnke
      @Rattlsnke ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Whenever I go out to eat with people we have to keep reminding each other to look at the damn menu because we keep getting lost in conversation. By the third time the waitress comes around I think she is more bothered than we are.

    • @levilaxton2247
      @levilaxton2247 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I am one of these people, but if the waitress comes and the other person is already ready to order, I'm just saying "gimme the house salad" or "gimme some of those CHICKEN STRIPS!" th-cam.com/video/54oFGmCZSnY/w-d-xo.html

    • @Ethereal_garden
      @Ethereal_garden ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd be on the floor screaming

    • @dreamweaver444
      @dreamweaver444 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I always just let them order… I can never decide

  • @ajmccall2423
    @ajmccall2423 ปีที่แล้ว +2739

    Her: “Yeah so my cat Whiskers-“
    Me: “I ate him.”

    • @sansundertale100
      @sansundertale100 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐨 ♡︎ what?

    • @sansundertale100
      @sansundertale100 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐨 ♡︎ I don't understand what you're saying

    • @sansundertale100
      @sansundertale100 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐨 ♡︎ Ohhh okay! Thanks for explaining, hope I didn't come off as rude or anything

    • @Sixx323
      @Sixx323 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐧𝐳 ♫ It's not that deep. Your over thinking a skit. I've watched everyone of her videos and not a single one even remotely gives that impression and she's right I can't count how many times I've tried to have a conversation with someone or exactly what she's doing and order a drink or food and the person will not shut up about their "new babies diaper habits" or something silly "their pet" is doing that at the end of the day NO ONE but them cares about. Why can't people just take it at face value as a SKIT/JOKE and move on. No where in my mind did I jump to the Asian and cats thing until YOU brought it up. Just seems like you are trying to start drama where there is none.

    • @Sixx323
      @Sixx323 ปีที่แล้ว

      @𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐧𝐳 ♫ you are the one who can't take a joke..you literally posted "seems a little racist to me Lyk Asians and cats, Lyk I'm Asian so Lyk" ...that's what I'm talking about YOUR comment! the guy after you asked what you meant bc he didn't see the racism either to which you replied "LYK Asians and cats" .you even responded back to him with a smart a** comment. "What about racist don't you understand?" Do you not have enough intelligence to realize everyone can see the thread..if you don't want people thinking you are trying to create unnecessary drama then don't make stupid comments LYK! On top of that I'm not a bro! Your generation scares the hell out of me for just this reason. Always having to start something for no reason bc "oh my God, I'm offended and triggered, she's in a restaurant and mentioned CATS let me see how I can twist this to cry about how she is being racist" ......maybe if she had been in a different type restaurant you could have implied YOUR IMAGINED racism but she ordered pasta so no there was no need for you to start off with A little racist but funny though...there was ZERO racism.

  • @shukhada6664
    @shukhada6664 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Her cat probably was hissing at her cat story too. Like " Lady I don't give a shit about your story just gimme fishhh"

    • @judiththirlwell417
      @judiththirlwell417 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Her cat is hangry as he has to listen to his slaves never ending stories about ppl before he gets fed. 🐈💕

  • @Kalina_009
    @Kalina_009 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    GIRLLL the waitress outfit, makeup, hairstyle, galsses, everything, etc. suits you sooooooooooooooooo well omg

  • @bloodredthoughts
    @bloodredthoughts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7860

    "That's fine, you can come back for her order. I want them strips and fries. Put my order in."

    • @alekvillarreal3470
      @alekvillarreal3470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Fucking facts

    • @noeliagutierrez4223
      @noeliagutierrez4223 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Waitresses don't like going back and forward like that lol but what choice do we have 😂

    • @Gothicwolf727
      @Gothicwolf727 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You mean "chicken Strippppppeys with Freets please" right?

    • @heatheri9724
      @heatheri9724 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know right? Not a big deal

    • @sakuraxxhottie
      @sakuraxxhottie ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @EmpressKajal some people have eating restrictions and salad is the only thing on the menu they know for sure they can eat, also they probably don’t finish it because they have a lack of appetite that can be due to some form of illness. The more you know 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @OneAndOnlyMandyRose
    @OneAndOnlyMandyRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3220

    “I’m allergic to seafood.”
    “Good.”
    The relatability!

    • @DJ.30
      @DJ.30 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I gave u 100 likes 👍

    • @4tiledge
      @4tiledge ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How relatable do you want this to be?
      Kris: very yes

    • @Eclipse4everANDever
      @Eclipse4everANDever ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL 😂 same

    • @ellabennett6091
      @ellabennett6091 ปีที่แล้ว

      Felt

    • @saravaldez8866
      @saravaldez8866 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know! And I AM allergic to seafood! 😂

  • @LostWallet
    @LostWallet 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    this is why I like to go to restaurant by myself. it surprisingly relaxing. no one there rushing you, no one there distracting you, you can enjoy your food at your own pace, no unnecessarily small talk, and I can order whatever I really like without being judge.

    • @niraku321
      @niraku321 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When I go by myself I feel like I'm slowing down the staff even more. They want high tips..

    • @LostWallet
      @LostWallet 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@niraku321 I dont believed in tipping culture.

    • @judiththirlwell417
      @judiththirlwell417 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And you can take a book.

    • @jocefox3006
      @jocefox3006 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@LostWalletwhy not? Servers only get paid $3.65. At least in the U.S and in most states

    • @LostWallet
      @LostWallet 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jocefox3006 I believed they know exactly what they sign up for. Its not my job as a customer to pay their wage, its their employer. If they are not satisfy with their pay, they should get a different job

  • @kaitlynsakura2659
    @kaitlynsakura2659 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “But I’m allergic to seafood🥺”
    “GOOD😡😡”😂😂😂

  • @fluffylix6328
    @fluffylix6328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2802

    Kris' 'meow meow' had me cracking up 💀

    • @-Dovah-
      @-Dovah- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same but God am I sorry for the other replies

    • @fluffylix6328
      @fluffylix6328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@-Dovah- I don't give a fuck 'bout them. It's just bots spamming.

    • @sohaib_t
      @sohaib_t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It is true tho sometimes the cat goes mauhhaoowajauoowu not meow meow

    • @meh9370
      @meh9370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sohaib_t my cat at night be like mheeeoooo yk what i mean 🥲🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @sohaib_t
      @sohaib_t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@meh9370 it probably wants to get "married"
      Tho they will shut up after like a month probably at least if it's a female but you should "marry" it except if she can't like mine cause she almost died last time she gave birth

  • @itemnotfound
    @itemnotfound ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    The “good” was an Intrusive thought 😂🤣

    • @AnxietyHamstar
      @AnxietyHamstar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Are you telling me most of my normal thoughts are intrusive thoughts and my intrusive thoughts are me being a psychopath like I thought?

    • @AyaAyyoo
      @AyaAyyoo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@AnxietyHamstarYes yes I confirm 🙂

    • @Bee-eautiful
      @Bee-eautiful 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wait that's supposed to be an intrusive thought?

    • @itemnotfound
      @itemnotfound 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Bee-eautiful more like compulsively mean

    • @Bee-eautiful
      @Bee-eautiful 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@itemnotfound i said it as a joke like it was not an 'intrusive' thought for me but just a normal one

  • @markmickman
    @markmickman ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Gotta love how she was more upset for them not caring about her cat than them trying to poison her

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a cat owner, honestly, accurate

  • @elinaoberemok1732
    @elinaoberemok1732 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Just say you need to use the bathroom and they’ll *hopefully* pick something while you’re gone 😭

    • @Igzy_Izby
      @Igzy_Izby 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then they'll annoy the server about their cat or whatever

  • @LilBoba06
    @LilBoba06 ปีที่แล้ว +4223

    “I’ll have the chicken Stripàs and the frees”
    “I’m allergic to seafood….”
    “Good.”
    The two best sentences in this video

    • @amyfu2047
      @amyfu2047 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Frites not frees. If’s French for fries.

    • @ryandunn2930
      @ryandunn2930 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@amyfu2047 yeah Mr. linguini we get that it is Chicken Strips and Fries. Doesn’t take a “Frenchman” to decipher that.

    • @missmysterious4712
      @missmysterious4712 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ryandunn2930 You don't use your eyes do you? The person corrected because the original commentor said FREES...

    • @EmberMoon5585
      @EmberMoon5585 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In full French it would be "les bâtonnets de poulets et les frites."

    • @EmberMoon5585
      @EmberMoon5585 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ryandunn2930 you completely missed what they said. It's frites, not frees. The first comment spelled it as frees instead of frites.

  • @random_night
    @random_night 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2925

    "But im allergic to seafood"
    "GOOD"
    that was probably my favorite part

  • @r18-s19-
    @r18-s19- 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That last cat comment was perfectly timed because I was screaming that the whole time😂😂 "girl I don't care about that cat"😂😂

  • @alphadeltaroflcopter
    @alphadeltaroflcopter ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That's where you start hitting them with the menu

    • @Rose-oq2hn
      @Rose-oq2hn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They don’t leave bruises 😁

  • @JellySkyy_real
    @JellySkyy_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    “Good.”
    “I don’t give a s*** about your cat.” Are the best lines ever

    • @trikkinikki13
      @trikkinikki13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I felt that so much I couldn't even laugh

    • @yuujifangirl7809
      @yuujifangirl7809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH MY GOD IT WAS SO SYMMETRICAL I'M THE 1K LIKE BUT THE 999 LIKES WERE SO SYMMETRICAL HSJJSHS

  • @melfreemans
    @melfreemans ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I went out to a grill at Emerald Isle years ago with my friend and her 10 year old daughter. She let her daughter change her order 5 times!!! Each time the cook had to throw food in the garbage and start over. I could see how angry he was getting. FINALLY the manager told her that she was going to have to pay for each meal if she let her kid change her order one more time. My friend was furious at me for siding with the manager. We also went to a restaurant in Greensboro about once a week. Each time she would complain about the tea and ask for a new glass. After several months of that the waiter told her no. She was livid. I stopped going out to dinner with her because she's a damn mental case. Surprisingly her kid turned out to be super cool. We were concerned she'd be like her mom. We would say the mom had "Rich Man's Daughter Syndrome".

    • @saintejeannedarc9460
      @saintejeannedarc9460 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      I'm surprised you hung in there that long going to restaurants w/ that friend. Sounds pretty entitled, w/ no concept of what she is costing other people, or how much trouble she's imposing.
      I used to have bad restaurant etiquette too. I had a friend point it out to me in frustration and after some defensiveness, I eventually realized she was totally right and got more considerate.

    • @melfreemans
      @melfreemans 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@saintejeannedarc9460 that's cool that you listened to your friend, absorbed what the friend said, and adjusted. You are one in a million! I finally had to give up on the friend....but I'm still friends with her daughter! The straw that broke the camels back was when she got angry that I wouldn't move my horse to her back yard barn...(we both showed dressage horses)...and I knew she just wanted free built in barn chore help.

    • @saintejeannedarc9460
      @saintejeannedarc9460 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@melfreemans It doesn't surprise that that entitlement wasn't just to waitresses and restaurant owners.
      I don't know that I'm that rare. I think of it more as growing up and getting the chip off my shoulder. Some people have to do that more than others.

    • @melfreemans
      @melfreemans 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@saintejeannedarc9460 I definitely had to get that chip off my shoulder lol...I joined the military....they knocked that chip right off my shoulder!!!!

    • @katiesmith2985
      @katiesmith2985 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      And that's how the privilege is born. HONESTLY it starts at home 😡

  • @onailinekodrugi
    @onailinekodrugi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is probably her best sketch. Love it! I can relate so much with this poor hungry girl. ❤️

  • @JB4375
    @JB4375 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My ex was NOTORIOUS for this at every restaurant no matter how many times we'd been there. I finally said it's really crowded so before you get into a convo figure out what you want to eat. When the waitress shows up we're ordering.

  • @Goku-pb6vq
    @Goku-pb6vq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    me: "That cat's going through puberty."

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sounds like she just annoyed it.

    • @elizabethsmith955
      @elizabethsmith955 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I've always lived around senior cats and somehow forgot that kittens exist. the first time I read your comment I was so confused 😂

    • @blackwl6233
      @blackwl6233 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok 😂😂😂😂

    • @Naur_cleor
      @Naur_cleor ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lulolie Yeah the cat's tired of her crap.

    • @Oss.2A
      @Oss.2A ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that's what i thought too & i don't have cats

  • @mattanthony3963
    @mattanthony3963 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Someone please give this woman her own comedy show.

    • @connerlackey3952
      @connerlackey3952 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And she plays all her characters

    • @MatildaV1980
      @MatildaV1980 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@connerlackey3952 obviously, that’s a given

    • @connerlackey3952
      @connerlackey3952 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MatildaV1980 I would pay to see her on a stage performing as them and herself or I'd watch every episode if it was on T.V. Kris is an amazing person and always puts me in a better mood when I watch her videos.

    • @K.K.-oq3qg
      @K.K.-oq3qg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes!!!

    • @Otterpose
      @Otterpose 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would actually love to see that

  • @grizzlykodiak14
    @grizzlykodiak14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like cats, but that line was gold. 🤣🤣 Kris, you're hilarious and so cute.❤️❤️

  • @TheKaD23
    @TheKaD23 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She's has more "comedian" qualities than most special on tv

  • @MHS8807
    @MHS8807 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I’m a waitress and I see this all the time. I will literally ask the person who’s ready if they want me to just put their order in. They will usually say yes or the other person will get the hint and order quickly.

    • @YourXavier
      @YourXavier 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      You are a champion and a saint, making the world a better place every day you show up for work.

    • @Demonling
      @Demonling 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You. I like you. We need more of you in this industry.

  • @CuddlePhantom
    @CuddlePhantom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4021

    "you can die- sorry"
    "It's okay"
    "Don't like your cat though"
    "Well now that's personal"

  • @NotAGerman
    @NotAGerman ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I don't give a shit about your cat"
    I can relate to that and the face after. We've all been to both sides of this soectrum.

  • @williamj.dovejr.8613
    @williamj.dovejr.8613 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had that same thing, my friend...she was so indecisive and I never went out with her again.

  • @Spiritx1992
    @Spiritx1992 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I hate people who say “I haven’t had a chance to look at the menu.”
    Girl, it’s been sitting in front of you this whole time.

    • @Igzy_Izby
      @Igzy_Izby 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right. Well since you can't seem mulitask, perhaps you could shut up for 2 microseconds and actually look. I not only know what I want, I've memorized the menu and know what I'm having for the next 20 meals in this place and I went online and know what I'd order at each and every restaurant in town.
      So shut up and read

    • @CooperAATE
      @CooperAATE 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But that's not menu-looking time, that's stupid-story-telling time. Totally different!!!

    • @christinebonner2210
      @christinebonner2210 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And those who want to know what you're ordering & try telling you to get something that matches what they're getting.
      I know what I'd like.That's why devided for myself.

  • @bi.fruitsalad
    @bi.fruitsalad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    “I’m gonna get the Chicken stripez with the fritz, please”🤣🤣🤣

    • @kennethwintz5298
      @kennethwintz5298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kids in 2032

    • @svfyrth
      @svfyrth ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kennethwintz5298 to f887z& to the*-,1&&&_-11zytz7, to yzft11 tt

    • @IzzieRose-dv5ce
      @IzzieRose-dv5ce ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was ligit looking for this comment thank you

  • @MobbyLug
    @MobbyLug 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love how hangry Kris just took over and got stuff done so she could have food 😂❤

  • @artwithaandm13
    @artwithaandm13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “But I’m allergic to seafood.”
    *”good.”*

  • @parksam6276
    @parksam6276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2803

    "She's getting the seafood linguini"
    "But I'm allergic to seafood"
    *"GOOD"*
    DAMN🔥

    • @fungunv2591
      @fungunv2591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ''GOOD''

    • @Sla6hed_
      @Sla6hed_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We all watched the video

    • @stevenjacomb7991
      @stevenjacomb7991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Rox_Does_Art
      @Rox_Does_Art 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sla6hed_ and he got 1.7k like bro tf

  • @azul4904
    @azul4904 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    honestly in the beginning i though we were talking bout the girl in blue 💀

  • @Gezajozsi
    @Gezajozsi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That "good" hit hard... Right in the "check yoself before you wreck yourself" bone

  • @Sleepy_l0z3r
    @Sleepy_l0z3r 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "NO NO GET BACK HERE" got me dying 😂😂😂

  • @larayt2531
    @larayt2531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    "Im allergic to sea food"
    "good.."
    in mind : everything is going acording to plan.."

    • @legrandluan
      @legrandluan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "everything is going according to keikaku."

  • @srabanidas4497
    @srabanidas4497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "But I'm allergic to sea food"
    "Good " 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @swiftie-he6dh
    @swiftie-he6dh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She was so genuinely terrified when it popped 😅😭

  • @BiscuitWAR
    @BiscuitWAR ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The meowing had me laughing so hard😭

  • @ultimateghostfreak2343
    @ultimateghostfreak2343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "I don't give a shit about your cat"
    **sad cat lady noises**

    • @oOIIIMIIIOo
      @oOIIIMIIIOo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She said your cat. 😄

    • @ultimateghostfreak2343
      @ultimateghostfreak2343 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oOIIIMIIIOo yes, yes she did

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her: I don't give a crap about your cat.
      Me: *[UTTER GASP OF HORROR & OUTRAGE]*
      *_BLASPHEMY!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!_*

    • @elizabethsmith955
      @elizabethsmith955 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@heatherjohnson6699 my brain refuses to accept that there are people who don't like my grandma's cat 😂 like how can you not like a cat unless it literally claws your face off unprovoked but even then they had a reason

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elizabethsmith955 YEEESSSSSS!! I HAZ FOUND COMRADE!

  • @damnedtolive9121
    @damnedtolive9121 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    "I'm sorry, I'm just hungry... and I don't give a shit about your cat."
    -My Spirit Animal, Always...

    • @Chara_Dreemurr1
      @Chara_Dreemurr1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your spirit animal is a cat.

    • @damnedtolive9121
      @damnedtolive9121 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Chara_Dreemurr1 Cat-ception

    • @UrLocalHomie
      @UrLocalHomie ปีที่แล้ว +4

      400likes and only two replies?! I'll help.

    • @damnedtolive9121
      @damnedtolive9121 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@UrLocalHomie #respect thanks for the support 😄🤙

    • @That_Revenant_Guy
      @That_Revenant_Guy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The likes currently say your spirit animal is Satan...

  • @juliekirk5365
    @juliekirk5365 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Most talented girl on the internet. You needs your own sitcom

  • @meow9114
    @meow9114 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The timing of the trumpets with the last line was perfect 😹

  • @avamakayla5714
    @avamakayla5714 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “I’m sorry I’m hungry”
    -“ and I don’t give a shit bout your cat” 😂💀💀

  • @taco8960
    @taco8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The “good” had me dead🤣

    • @TheJestBee
      @TheJestBee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right, the look of hurt on her friend's face in response 🤣🤣

  • @DestinyJohnchris
    @DestinyJohnchris 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "But I'm allergic to seafood"
    " Good, sorry I'm just hungry"
    That killed me 😂😂😂😂🤲

  • @MsArizonaGrown
    @MsArizonaGrown ปีที่แล้ว

    Every second of this skit is gold

  • @emilyanneaurelius1488
    @emilyanneaurelius1488 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Also, that red lipstick looks amazing on you!😍

  • @lemonade337
    @lemonade337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Can we just appreciate the fact that she is literally staring at a wall talking to herself?? And she is STILL doing an AMAZING JOB?!😆😆😆

    • @lemon-peel
      @lemon-peel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup

    • @NotUrFather479
      @NotUrFather479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @marukchozt6744
      @marukchozt6744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wut they are not different people?

    • @lemonade337
      @lemonade337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@marukchozt6744 😂😂😂good one👍

    • @jacobmonica5558
      @jacobmonica5558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what good acting is

  • @hisuianchar1548
    @hisuianchar1548 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even her cat impression is top tier

  • @reginareece1830
    @reginareece1830 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “But I’m allergic to seafood”
    👹”GOOD”👹

  • @theroof6378
    @theroof6378 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am so happy you did this, I worked as a waiter for a while and I trully, trully, know how that feels.

  • @dmcrim624
    @dmcrim624 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    As the manager of a restaurant I can say that there are two worst types of people.
    1. Parents that let their goblins (children) make a mess without teaching them that it's wrong.
    2. People that come in five minutes before close and say "We made it in time!"

    • @badnewsBH
      @badnewsBH ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I intentionally won't go to an eatery if it's closing soon, because I refuse to put fine people like yourself through that. I can't stand those who do.

    • @confusingfaun361
      @confusingfaun361 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You missed the group of drank idiots at the bar that literally won’t leave until 20 minutes after we’ve turned off the music, tvs, and all the waiters have for the most part gone home.

    • @psychicpanda2854
      @psychicpanda2854 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You forgot about the old people who complain about both the 10 minute wait, as well as the table they got even tho we have a 30+ minute wait.

    • @RubicGirl
      @RubicGirl ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As someone who has worked in a restaurant, I concur.

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@badnewsBH I won’t go to _any_ establishment if it’s closing in less than 30 minutes. It feels insanely rude to me

  • @Kate-bi9dh
    @Kate-bi9dh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg, your glasses are adorable!!

  • @xxstein9997
    @xxstein9997 ปีที่แล้ว

    That “good!” Had me rolling 💀🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @otherscreamingbluething8507
    @otherscreamingbluething8507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    My mom is the “oh I need a few more minutes” person and I’m the I’m ready person

    • @ariellel6123
      @ariellel6123 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m the I need a few minutes person because people don’t like to give me a heads up when we go out to eat, I have food allergies and sometimes it takes a while to figure out what is safe to eat.

    • @NKDuisburg02
      @NKDuisburg02 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ariellel6123 dont let stupid videos question yourself. This video is clearly about ppl not being time efficient because they dont care about the other guests.

  • @justaderpypotato1800
    @justaderpypotato1800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    And then they take a picture when the food arrives 🙄

    • @lovenjoyer10
      @lovenjoyer10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok this comment is true af
      WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BOTS IN THESE REPLYSSSS

    • @georgev4310
      @georgev4310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is sooo true though.

    • @AvaruusArt
      @AvaruusArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And the picture/pictures 👏MUST👏BE👏PERFECT👏

    • @georgev4310
      @georgev4310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Which takes another like 5 hours 😒😒

    • @Igzy_Izby
      @Igzy_Izby 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just saw this yesterday at Arby's. 20 minutes taking pictures at various angles then complain because their food is cold.
      6 yr old daughter: Daddy they're morons
      Me: Indeed they are, indeed they are

  • @user-gn3ky8ii5q
    @user-gn3ky8ii5q หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "the chicken stripppes." Makes me hungry 🤤🤣😊

  • @Its_Asher4ever
    @Its_Asher4ever ปีที่แล้ว

    can we talk about the smooth impersonation of the cat 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThePretenderGirl
    @ThePretenderGirl ปีที่แล้ว +20

    NEVER send them away twice. In my experience, they give you a lot of extra time, just to make sure they don't bother you, and you'll wait a while after you actually do decide.

    • @Igzy_Izby
      @Igzy_Izby 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or send them away more if need be. Or take the order of the person that's actually ready.

    • @jocefox3006
      @jocefox3006 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Haha so true that's what I do I'm not trying to pester and ask 5 or 6 times

  • @sillyandcompany5209
    @sillyandcompany5209 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I don't give a shit about your cat"
    The look of utter betrayal and shock on her face

  • @8THEGOAT8
    @8THEGOAT8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro the cat noises was PERFECT

  • @joeycooper6223
    @joeycooper6223 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your skits , I always need a quick laugh 😅 you deliver!! Lol

  • @MarisandraEstherian
    @MarisandraEstherian ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the worst people are the ones who make fun of the names of the dishes when they are in a different language - in front of the person taking your order
    or the ones who ask to change every little detail about their order, fries instead of boiled potatoes, this sauce instead of that sauce, etc
    those two are my parents

  • @alphastormcloak8964
    @alphastormcloak8964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    My gosh this is my Mother to a T seriously like everytime we go out to eat

    • @treyhelms5282
      @treyhelms5282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The indecisive character, or the decisive one?

    • @alphastormcloak8964
      @alphastormcloak8964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trey Helms indecisive. She could have an hour to look and still wouldn’t know what she wants

    • @treyhelms5282
      @treyhelms5282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alphastormcloak8964 I know ppl like that too. Sometimes best thing to do is go ahead and order for yourself. Esp. if you are paying ur own.

    • @JayDillDrums
      @JayDillDrums 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which?! Lol

    • @JayDillDrums
      @JayDillDrums 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alphastormcloak8964 ohh ok. Lok

  • @AriaaaHazbinnn
    @AriaaaHazbinnn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I'm allergic to seafood"
    "GOOD"

  • @diegoperea8222
    @diegoperea8222 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Good 👁👁” had me dying 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @crazysasha1374
    @crazysasha1374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Was I the only one interested in the behavioral changes of her cat?
    When she mimicked the meows I was even like "oh yeah that is kind of a bad sign, you should be looking into it".

    • @AvaruusArt
      @AvaruusArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yea I was wondering that too, I think it's a cat owner thing 😄

    • @zerubiszeus4687
      @zerubiszeus4687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah still don't give a shit about the cat

    • @chelseamiller8662
      @chelseamiller8662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a vet tech, I was forced to listen and I was like "his meow changes are him trying to tell you something is wrong. Perhaps a bladder infection. You should bring him in" 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙋‍♀️ same !!

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chelseamiller8662 woah, cool !

  • @sjappiyah4071
    @sjappiyah4071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “ Chicken Stripés with Frites”
    This is how every Anglophone Canadian sounds in Grade 9 French 😂

    • @annaburns2865
      @annaburns2865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg. Is that what she ordered? Haha. I wonder why she said it so weird. Gotta make fast food sound fancy. Good job Kris.

    • @sjappiyah4071
      @sjappiyah4071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@annaburns2865 LOOL ya “frites” in French means fries.
      She said it with a Canadian French accent which made it sound off haha.

  • @rebecaacosta8236
    @rebecaacosta8236 ปีที่แล้ว

    “But I’m allergic”
    “GOOD”
    🤣💀🤣💀🤣

  • @jazz_sings
    @jazz_sings ปีที่แล้ว

    “but im allergic to seafood!”
    “gooooood”
    😂😂😂

  • @nc6431
    @nc6431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "I'm allergic to sea food..."
    " *Good.* "

  • @arinbhore6412
    @arinbhore6412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    lmao when she said GOOD 😂

  • @djordjenikolic9059
    @djordjenikolic9059 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the best YT channels, keep doing well 💪💪

  • @privateaccount5711
    @privateaccount5711 ปีที่แล้ว

    That “good” got me lol

  • @arcangel4809
    @arcangel4809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Love the look with the glasses, they go really well in you!

    • @hummingbird6206
      @hummingbird6206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking same and search the comment that say how beautifull she is in this look 😁

  • @CrashyBunken
    @CrashyBunken ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That cat impression was stunninhly good ngl

  • @Bernie398
    @Bernie398 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cat noises are so accurate da hell hahaha

  • @kimmidojo6102
    @kimmidojo6102 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha, you have amazing facial expressions and the best delivery!! Super talented!! You always make me laugh!! Thank you 😊

  • @melanieanne5285
    @melanieanne5285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I don’t give a shit about your cat!”
    “😮😳”

  • @lmao4738
    @lmao4738 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "I Haven't EvEn H@d a CHANCE to look at the menu"
    "What NO NO GET BACK HERE!"

  • @mermaiddiyartist8119
    @mermaiddiyartist8119 ปีที่แล้ว

    But I’m allergic to seafood!” “Good!” 😂😂

  • @johnlewis1830
    @johnlewis1830 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I needed that laugh. You're awesome. 💯

  • @parksam6276
    @parksam6276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    When she started "meowing" that was soo funny 😂😂
    had me rolling on the floor 😂😂
    But really how was she so on point!

    • @DaniiiQue19
      @DaniiiQue19 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My cat threw a tantrum because of her cat sounds😆😆

    • @parksam6276
      @parksam6276 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DaniiiQue19 oh lol😂

  • @scarletfox7080
    @scarletfox7080 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Nah, in my experience, the worst people to eat with are the ones who are rude to the waiter and act completely entitled- you feel bad for the staff and embarrassed at the same time. Cause eating with them makes it feel as if people will think you act that way as well

    • @IChooseJesus9091
      @IChooseJesus9091 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because eating with them is a total embarrassment. You're ashamed to be associated with them. Whether the wait staff thinks you're like that or not. I'd be apologizing either in front of the rude person, or behind their backs, or both, depending on my relationship to them, & make it clear I'm not like them. But I'd still be embarrassed by my association with them. 🤷🏻‍♀️
      And if at all possible, I would not be going anywhere with them, especially to eat, in future...

    • @kerriekeenan9031
      @kerriekeenan9031 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trust me, as a waitress, we know which ones are the rude entitled and which are embarrassed. I’ve had many tables where halfor even just one are rude and the rest are lovely. Those lovely ones make the experience so much nicer.

  • @Ritzy-zo2hi
    @Ritzy-zo2hi ปีที่แล้ว

    "I dont give a shit about your cat."
    Best sentence ever

  • @doblaety3529
    @doblaety3529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Me: "I'm hungry"
    Me all the time: "I'm hungry

  • @MAXXFITFOCUS
    @MAXXFITFOCUS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I really wish to see you in big screens some day, You're so frickin talented.😍

  • @lydiaescochea2868
    @lydiaescochea2868 ปีที่แล้ว

    😆literally I Laugh out loud 🤣watching ur skits.

  • @dusky_suplier98
    @dusky_suplier98 ปีที่แล้ว

    the waiter outfit is GORGEOUS

  • @strangegiraffe
    @strangegiraffe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’ll get the chicken stripAys with freetz😂

    • @georgev4310
      @georgev4310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me at a fancy restaurant 😅😅😅

    • @JayDillDrums
      @JayDillDrums 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that what she said LOL I was trying to listen but I couldn't make it out

    • @JayDillDrums
      @JayDillDrums 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol. That line delivery is actually very very very well done. The slighly tounge in cheek chuckle after.. w a twinge of self cringebarrasment. I'm telling you. SNL would do good to have you! Honestly you'd redeem this generation. And all that GARBAGE on TikTok has jus been sacrificial cringe