Never do I ever watch Jojo’s “Worst Reviewed” videos for sleep.😂 Jojo can put me to sleep, but these are so entertaining and funny it would be disrespectful to sleep during these.
Fun fact: one nostril takes in more air than the other and switches every 4 hours. Throughout the day, each nostril takes regular breaks by alternating contraction and expansion called the nasal cycle. This changeover occurs every 2-4 hours. Right now, if you're breathing through your nose, most of the air is going in and out of one side, with a much smaller amount passing through the other. Hey this is future me, 2 years into the future to be exact. Or 3. Or 4 just whenever you're reading this comment, anyways I'm probably gonna continue editing this comment in the near future since I keep getting comments on it.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ _“He cut my whole nose off, gave me red eyes and white skin. Exactly what I asked for. Ready to ki- I mean hug some muggles.”_ -a very happy Lord Voldemort
Knowone is aloud to like this comment anymore because of the number of likes, 69. I am sorry @Gef the Dalby Spook but it has 69 likes to the perfect comment and the petition... signed
When jojo said I hope that guys forgives for moving his ear to his arm, their is an actual artist named stelios Arcadiou who surgically attached an ear to his arm
Yeah, let’s just hop on Yelp and give this mafia boss a 2 star review, he wasn’t as scary as he was supposed to be and his workers kept smelling this weird sugar stuff. 2 out of 5.
jojo is just honest about the stuff that service providers usually hide. its not per se a worst reviewed asmr, its kind of a fully honest service asmr lolololol
I was so close to bursting out laughing this whole video, but I did get relaxed. It’s been 7 weeks, that anesthesia works really well. My parents were sleeping and I almost laughed so hard at the follow the light part
Nobody: Jojo: I’m gonna be honest this is my first time actually doing a plastic surgery so yeah Also jojo: I have done lots of plastic surgery’s on celebrity’s
There's times where you use an apostrophe and there's times where you don't. If a word you're trying to make into a plural ends on a "y", it becomes a "ie" with no apostrophes anywhere.
Mr. Onay youtube comments are like those machines where you put in a coin and it gives you a random figurine or something but some are more rare than others and the nobody format is one of the common ones. If you are really lucky you can get a “rare” or “original” comment but that has a very low chance of occurring.
Jojo: so where do you live? Me: well it’s kind of embarsing.. Jojo: it’s fine Me: ok..in my moms closet I’m struggling a lil bit- Jojo: No way I live there to! Me: wait,- what..?
Nobody:
Jojo: *invents anaesthesia that knocks you out for 7 weeks*
10/10 not sure about the ketamine that knocked me out for 7 weeks, but damn I fell well rested
You know that’s just me after 4 monsters
me, whenever my plug delivers
Yes
Yes
Debra being his mom makes me think that he's a kid just pretending to do all these jobs and thats why he's the worst at them.
Box Fox you are a genius
That's a very good point...
Good point
I never knew that Deborah was his mom, interesting...
@@nuttyrant2747 he called her mom at the end of his phone call
Surgeon: Are you nervous?
Me: Yes
Surgeon: me too
omfg hell ya! u remember it too!
😑
Too*
‘Boi’ R d AinsleyFMD420 *boY
Oh no
He should do a “worst reviewed Deborah”
he should make a compilation of deborah being annoying
What's Deborah? Sorry I'm not the smartest cookie in the crayon box
@@Forlorn_Overseer in every "worst reviewed" video he is speaking with a person named Debra. And thats the funny way of writing that name i guess.
@@azuremorpho thanks man
Yess!!
Jojo: my name is-
Me: Joe Mama
Jojo: Diddly-Langlang-Chang-Chee-Ming-Dennis-Joe-Mama.
Me: *fair enough.*
*Takes 2 minutes to write what Jojo named him self*
@@mr.gamer2135 lmao
@C Davis no
@dennisasmr ?
@@harrymcdonagh4013 yes
“We use *horse tranquilliser* “
oH
KeTaMiNe
@@brockachu4109*Confused big brain*
So we get the good shit!
Motivat0r :5
Kids: wh0OsH
@@jayden3331 it's ecstasy bro
*Walks in*
Jojo: “I really hope that person forgives me for putting one of his ears to his elbows.”
Me: “I should probably be leaving now...”
When he said that line I immediately liked the video
I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣
😂
Fire Lion when i read your comment i immediately liked the video
It is probably interesting having an ear on my elbow ....
nobody:
jojo in every “worst reviewed...”: *DEBORA*
AllyXXIV I shit down the sink yeet
jojo : DEBORA!
debora: what?
Jojo:visible confusion
@@kurosakitagami2788 what the actual fuck
Debra* 🤣
Yep
Dr: "Its okay John, its gonna be alright.."
Patient: "My names not John."
Dr: "Yeah I know, Its my name."
Patient: " *w h a t w a s t h a t ?* "
Youre name may not be John.... but mine is😐
-just- *showing* -himself- *some* -motivation-
Plottwist: both of your last names are John
@@johnstover7260 your*
Srry
Hold up i just had a fucking bruh moment
Is it just me or are the “worst reviewed” videos the most relaxing HAHA
Thats what you call most reviewed, welcome to the opposite paralell universe, pal! XD
i just prefer whispering the whole videos instead of props
Just you
Meeee
Never do I ever watch Jojo’s “Worst Reviewed” videos for sleep.😂 Jojo can put me to sleep, but these are so entertaining and funny it would be disrespectful to sleep during these.
K C i accidentally sleep to them lol
I dont even watch them as asmr, its just a quiet roleplay
TRUE😂
Same
@@whyinalt5207 same here at night I feel sleepy so put it near my ear then I get knocked out
Me: Mom, can I get plastic surgery
Mom: We have plastic surgery at home
Plastic surgery at home:
Where tf do you live
LOL
@DragonCommands wym i live in a trash can
Asterix YT) lmao 💀😂
I like the comment just change ur profile pic it made me throw up
Urggghhhh fortnite 😷
No one:
Absolutely no one:
JoJo: “oh yeah just a head transplant”
Which one?
Only a head transplant 😂
Nice JoJo reference (in both senses)
I wonder if Dean ASMR did his makeup after...
@@sergeyvolynets434 what other sense? I'm confu- KONO DIO DA
Day 1 asking Jojo to make a “worst reviewed” playlist
He had 67 likes didnt he
There is one
I made a jojo’s worst review playlist for ya, check it here : th-cam.com/play/PLT3PlD0ezfUzKzPVS6vwqtDYdHPNyBCA-.html
@@woopamusic thank u!
@@manfredstrandenwik5603 No problem ! (i will update it when a new video comes out)
Fun fact: one nostril takes in more air than the other and switches every 4 hours.
Throughout the day, each nostril takes regular breaks by alternating contraction and expansion called the nasal cycle. This changeover occurs every 2-4 hours. Right now, if you're breathing through your nose, most of the air is going in and out of one side, with a much smaller amount passing through the other.
Hey this is future me, 2 years into the future to be exact. Or 3. Or 4 just whenever you're reading this comment, anyways I'm probably gonna continue editing this comment in the near future since I keep getting comments on it.
Your really smart good job
@@Blackieballsandwich124 thanks
@@ShecTheG0D ur welcome
OMG Deborah you are Dr. Diddly-LangLang-Chang-Chee-Ming-Dennis-Joe-Mama's mother!!!!!!!
ew
2:58 Jojo: Could you please verify your name
Me: Ian
Jojo: That's a really long name
Me: *o h*
My name is b
*My name is E*
People named Jo 👁️💧👄💧👁️
Same
My name is EJ
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
_“He cut my whole nose off, gave me red eyes and white skin. Exactly what I asked for. Ready to ki- I mean hug some muggles.”_
-a very happy Lord Voldemort
Hello my Potter fan👓⚡
Niklas Riekki ayyyy! Heyyy ⚡️✉️📕
@@yourlocalhufflepuff7430 Are you a Hufflepuff? Because I am!
Niklas Riekki yep! The clues in my name 😂💛🖤
Cool!
Jojo: “how often do you exercise”
Me: “Well, I...”
JoJo: “Don’t lie to me, I can tell.”
Me: **inhales deep* BOI IF YOU DONT
I see you a man of culture
Yes
R we all just gonna ignore the fact that it sounded like he said balls and not pulse at 15:36
e
Sunshine 500th like and 5th comment
He has fell
He can smell
He uses dell
But most importantly
*Dont lie to him, he can tell*
FINALLY something original
I liked and subscribed 👍
#futurePoet
@@antegen598 Thanks I feel the same way, its so rare that you find an original comment so whenever I make one I make it original if I can
@@dylanmckee3458 Haha, thanks #futureHashtagCreator
Leaving it at 666 likes
Petition to change his channel name to Diddly-Langlang-Chang-Chee-Ming-Dennis-Joe-Mama ASMR
Yes
I signed it :)
Signed
Signed
Knowone is aloud to like this comment anymore because of the number of likes, 69. I am sorry @Gef the Dalby Spook but it has 69 likes to the perfect comment and the petition... signed
Anyone else loving these “worst reviewed” videos?
Yes!! They are hilarious 😂🤣😂
Yeah
How many times will I see this same comment
@@tannukiiruukii factss
him to me: that’s a long name
also him: dr diddly-langlang-chang-chee-ming-dennis-joe-mama
it seems that you've found the joke
yee yee also him : draws a line as the name
Piddley
That Joe mama got me
😐
Litterally noone
Jojo: **thinks my nose is 9 inches wide**
You mean to tell me that Is NOT normal.
@@harrymack3565 I didn't say it isn't normal
69 likes
@@scwid2475 yos
“What’s your favorite episode of Spongebob?”
The Bubblebowl, obviously.
Nah home sweet pineapple is the best
Yeah but
*JELLYFISH JAM*
Tsuyu Asui HeNlO tSu
Is this a older kid joke, I'm too young to understand?
Jellyfish jam, definitely
Friend:how waa the surgery?
*Me with my arms switched with my legs*
Also me: it was alright
I died
Your friend Waluigi?
Deelaron - Communist Minecraft Gaming 😂🤣
nobody:
jojo in every single worst reviewed thumbnail: 😏
✂️😏
Wait Deborah is your mom?
pLoT tWiSt
Dear God what the hecc happened to LazarBeam?! (🌵)
🤭
Wait Deborah lives in America and is a alien agent (ehm a reference to lazarbeam)
@@kierancooper404 ahahhahaha, yeah I get it
@@SpagghetiMan69 yes
LMAO THE “FOLLOW THE LIGHT” PART HAS ME DYINGG😂😂🤣😭
SAMEEENAKSNSJS , ALSO 15:40
Nobody:
Jojo: Yeah I put a guys ear on his elbow
Also jojo: Yeah ive never done one of these before
pointing out jokes sure is funny
//looks for inconsistencies in an asmr video//
@soule that’s a stolen comment
He dudent try to help him with surgery he just did it he dident care he did it on purpose lol
@@kylerhamilton8998 duden't? Lmao
ITS CONFIRMED PEOPLE
DEBORAH IS HIS MOM THIS COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING WE KNOW
adrian its called a roleplay, its not really confirmed yet :/
Hi Spongy it’s a joke :/
Hi Spongy Holy shit how stupid are you
Im just saying
:/
When a jojo video says 1 minute ago: “aight imma go sleep” 😴
hi
1:28
Kim Kardashian: Those are rookie numbers
underrated
@@devilplaysgey4513 thank yoy
Lmao
Ways to clean your soul:
Holy water
Praying
Watching Jojo’s vids
Amen, amen, and amen.
Amen
A Dio
No need for the jojo character bud
Elenia Reacts who are talking to?
Debra is Jojo's mom
A whole new level has been added to the JoJo lore
Wait there's a lore?-
@@Forlorn_Overseer Did..Did you not know?
OffTheGoop or it’s his wife that he abused and often works with her on jobs against her will. Forcing her to comply to whatever he says or asks
Debra:BUT IT WAS ME.....DIO
JoJo:KAMEKAMEHAAA
Me:AH YES MY FAN FIC IS GOING WELL
Mum*
When jojo said I hope that guys forgives for moving his ear to his arm, their is an actual artist named stelios Arcadiou who surgically attached an ear to his arm
Weird
@@biaxolotl5171 fr 🤔
Nobody:
Jojo: on the phone during plastic surgery
TylerLambo1086 🤣🤣
Jojo: Are you ok-
Me: *no*
Jojo: -with us using uh local anesthesia to put you to sleep?
Me: *oh yeah sure.*
Nobody:
Every single person in this comment section: Nobody:
I wish *nobody* used the same comment over and over
YEET
Nobody:
Auri Pigeonery have you heard of a format?
it's bad and unfunny format imo
*jojo talking to Debra*
“Sorry mom”
Hol up
Sarcasm? I think not!
@@claymore7315 but that's just a theory....a film theory??!!
It’s spelt Deborah
Max Moran TTTHHHHHHHANKS FOR WATCHING
Smartness
Lvl 1: Elementary
Lvl 10: Middle School
Lvl 20: High School
Lvl 50: College
Lvl 69: guessing were Debra is on a video
Level 100: making an educated guess on where Debra is
Level unknown ( level infinite): knowing where Debra is
I'm still at 1 SIKE IM GOIGN TO LEVEL 10!
Level 200: knowing how to spell where and knowing where Debra is in the video and in person
Level 1000: being Debra
this reminds me of those mafia games where the person goes from level 1 to 60 in a matter of seconds jwnwjwjw
"Everything fine you will be great"
"The anesthesia will knock you out for about 7 weeks."
That's one helluva drug
No sch90l I miss school mostly freinds and teachers
@@german_shepard_2313 what
Deborah is so annoyed at jojo because he's calling her in every video
lmaaaoo
Is Deborah his mother? Because he says mom at 0:34
So everyone in the comments gon act like he didn’t say his name was Dr. didlldy wing wing ping pong Wong joe mama?
you mean dr. diddly langlang chang chee ming dennis joe mama?
Smolp's is a good joke.
Do not like this it is on exactly 69 likes
Trillix - I unliked it so it can stay at 69🤣💀
Smolp..and the fact u paused the video to write it in comment
JoJo: *Draws line*
Also JoJo: *"Wow u have a long name"*
Me: *"my mans"*
Hi
*You know when you’re disappointed bcuz you’re early and there’s no comments to read while watching it* 🐶
They're gonna be trash anyway
Haha!!! I’m the same... i don’t know what to do with myself!!!🤣
Moi aussi
Yep me wenever I'm early to a miniladd vidio
@alia hogue yeah
Jojo: I can’t believe I just moved a guys ear to his elbow
Jojo five minutes later: yeah this is my first time ever doing this soo...
10:58
Shows pictures of previous work hes done
Can I get 10,000 subs with no videos ?
Can I get 10,000 subs with no videos ?
Wait a minute I've seen him before.
*looks at wanted psycho path poster*
Did I leave the toaster in the bath water?
@@earlmcallister1462 no
Me: **walks in to Jojo’s office**
Jojo: “so you have chosen death”
Me with a totem of undying
Jojo: Yeah I'v had some work done, I used to be a blonde
Jojo's high school year book picture: 👱♀️
Hi
jojo: we use horse tranqualizer
me: not the ketamine...
Jojo: “highest quality tranquilliser”
Me: “in a K-hole for 7 weeks whilst my eyes get moved to my knees”
I feel like this comment was just to flex your knowledge of medicinal terminology
A volatile noodle or they use it recreationally
@@AmayaSymone or that
I'd love if my doctor gave me ketamine
Just follow the light"
*Jojo starts having a seizure*
"Looks like you couldn't follow the light"
Day 1 of asking Jojo to make a ''Worst reviewed Mafia boss'' 3:32
Hellou finnish friends
Like Dr. T
Yeah, let’s just hop on Yelp and give this mafia boss a 2 star review, he wasn’t as scary as he was supposed to be and his workers kept smelling this weird sugar stuff. 2 out of 5.
Vili Prökkinen I actually want this
Worst Mafia Boss, you say? Well im sure JoJo wouldnt be a great mafia boss but GioGio is a great mafia boss
Jojo: "the doctor is in."
Me: "And im out!"
Shader jojo: the doctor is in
Me aight ima head out
Shader I’m in
Jenny Campbell is always out
Jojo deserves an oscar for not breaking out into laughter while filming these
He does, just cuts it out🤣
Sorry to break it to you but... Video editing exists
Me: Uhm sir... Why is my nose now on my ches-
**Oh wait I found him on Yelp right...**
Also me: So how much?
Hi
1:25
Jojo: Y'know, just the usual
Me: *double soy espresso cappuccino latte?*
wut
jojo is just honest about the stuff that service providers usually hide. its not per se a worst reviewed asmr, its kind of a fully honest service asmr lolololol
I would have bursted out in laughter if he would have shown Michael Jackson as an Example for the nose
@@zacharypatti6914 Thank you:)
Day 30 of asking for an “ASMR worst reviewed restaurant”
ETA: 1 year + 8 turned sideways
And drug wheeler dealer
What about shrek! xD
Hi man!try the asmr Ryan!he does that sorta thing
I was so close to bursting out laughing this whole video, but I did get relaxed. It’s been 7 weeks, that anesthesia works really well. My parents were sleeping and I almost laughed so hard at the follow the light part
No one:
Jojo: hoRsE tRaNqUiLiZeR
Yeehaw
me crying, sulking and laying in a pit of despair: /:
Jojo: chingaligalingaliganagdnjoemamma
Me: *giggle*
Did you have a stroke while writing the name
R/ihadastroke?
Jojo: *pulls out gloves and immediately points out that he's violating the hippocratic oath*
Literally no one:
Jojo: "has a chance of being poisonous"
It hurt itself in its confusion!
I mean... He isn't wrong
Literally, everything can be toxic. It just depends on the amount consumed. Even water can be toxic.
Day 1 of asking JoJo to do a “Worst Reviewed Painter ASMR” btw I am finally early! Love your vids JoJo!!
Lol never get hearts thanks JoJo!
@@marrowyoutube what ?
@@elauhera7570 I'm talking about the commenter
Nobody:
Jojo: I’m gonna be honest this is my first time actually doing a plastic surgery so yeah
Also jojo: I have done lots of plastic surgery’s on celebrity’s
There's times where you use an apostrophe and there's times where you don't.
If a word you're trying to make into a plural ends on a "y", it becomes a "ie" with no apostrophes anywhere.
ASMR WORST reviewed veterinarian
Me: I’m early I should say something funny!
My brain: actually quantum mechanics forbids this
Bosco Lorin 🤣🤣🤣
This is such a paradox
Actually here is a theory: Both his assistant and his mom is named Debra
Nobody:
Jojo: Dr. Diddly Langlang Chang Cher Ming Dennis Joe Mama
Original comment format
Mr. Onay youtube comments are like those machines where you put in a coin and it gives you a random figurine or something but some are more rare than others and the nobody format is one of the common ones. If you are really lucky you can get a “rare” or “original” comment but that has a very low chance of occurring.
I was just about to comment this, aww
haha it's funny because it has Joe mama in the name
safesins haha it’s funny cause you purposely ruined the joke and I’m funny cause I purposely ruined the joke that purposely ruined the joke
"By the way this is my first time" *Shows previous patients*
I love how the tablet near 11:47 shows Google Search results for "Characters With Big Nose"
We need a “worst reviewed” playlist so we can find all of Jojo’s role plays in one place!
Sadie R there already is one
“Debra” has seemed to appear in many videos now.
-Game Theorists
But hey, that’s just a theory...an asmr theory
Jay Wood Deborah is coo coo
How dare you spell Deborah's name wrong
It would be film theory because it's a video not a game.
*Film**
Jojo: so where do you live?
Me: well it’s kind of embarsing..
Jojo: it’s fine
Me: ok..in my moms closet I’m struggling a lil bit-
Jojo: No way I live there to!
Me: wait,- what..?
Nobody:
Jojo: I PLaY ALot oF plAnTS Vs zoMbIEs
Olivia_recordz breeeeins
😂
The fact that he said it RIGHT as I read as I read this comment was just perfect timing
:(
1 like=how many surgeries he did wrong
Edit: thx for all of the likes I’ve never had this many
Moldezar XV I thought u called him that and I was so confused
ie how many people he’s murdered
*surgeries
Oh sorry
Hes never done surgeries like how he said.
Nobody:
Jojo: No way, that’s my grandpa’s birthday-
He called you old in 69 different languages
While he is taking your heart beat.
"Oh it seems like you don't have a heart beat. That's just fine!" 😁
Make a “Worst reviewed car salesman”!!!
matildas dad
@@sillygrl I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT XD
⭐️
He yells at me everyday, I'm sick of it!
-Debra
Tingled my ears all the way down to my elbows Jojo😂
No one:
Jojo: "no way my grandpa was born on that da-...
“No way my grandpa was born on the same day” had me wheezing 😂
what mic is that?
Blue yeti or something idk
Me: my name is kai-
Jojo: that’s a really long name
Mah mind : it’s only three letters long-
Haha
UAV inbound
TAKE THE GUN NUKE INCOMINGGGGGGGGGGG
My name has 8 letters in so i understand
Nobody:
JoJo: No Way My Grandpa was born on that day
When jojo looks like an elf😂
Nobody:
Jojo: *moves someone ear to their elbow*
"Oh cool my grampa was born on that day-"
Had me laughing💀
Day 18 of asking for a “worst reviewed ice cream shop “
“Yeah i haven’t had much surgery, just stole a 19 year old’s body”
Edit: Yeah that came with a sharingan too i don’t know how they got there
"What anesthesia do we use?"
"Yeah"
"We use ketamine"
"yeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Would recommend. Really brought out my cheek bones.
-Jason Vorhees
People watching this that have been to a plastic surgery:
😐
Thanks for the likes!
More like 👁👄👁
More more like ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
More like ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
More likeᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
⭐️
‘He gave me led posion, and called me ugly.’
-An unsatisfied customer
Seriously Debra?? What the hell she thinks?
I died right at the beginning :D This series getting better with every single video. :D
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I don’t have a nose anymore,I feel relieved
-the girl without a nose
Jojo: "So i stuck a bowling ball inside this guys nose, and he said he wasn't satisfied!"
Background: *laughs*
Me:Are you qualified?
JoJo:I've played surgery games online
Me: Works for me
Call Trisha!
@@#&##**$$%-++=$)=:*;#@“@2-*#(#-:@@;#;(+#&;$’
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Walked in with two ears, left with three
- A costumer with great hearing
Yendo De Vries hallo nederlandstalige
Is that where my ear went?