The comedian looks like a rhinoceros 🦏 White Rhino 🦏, as a character animal. I hope that these creatures aren't going extinct. He could easily be the voice of a White Rhino-Rhinoceros. 🦏💖🦏 #madagascar
...for anyone who didn't get that last joke he's referring to "Lola la Trailera" (Lola the Truck Driver)...it's a movie about a really pretty woman who became a truck driver (18 wheelers)...the irony was that she was doin a "man's" job...as a Mexican, I know Hispanic men can be little "Machos," but our women are no joke...they're mostly stronger mentally and emotionally, but sometimes physically too...we're Hispanic and that mostly means workers...damn good ones too...
Read an article where he and his team decided to tweak some of his material because the audience would not be able to relate to certain things. For the most part its the same.
Haha is it wrong that i never bought any girlfriend a present? I grew up not getting presents for my birthdays due to our beliefs and my parents didnt believe in material possessions. Obviously its become an issue with people that dont understand. Any thoughts?
Dont buy anything. Remind them of the things you do and get for them on all the other days. The limited time you have on the planet that can easily be snatched from you has been spent on them when you could have done solely for self. Or just realise society requires interpersonal skills and sometimes you have to give to get.
It's just nice to do. I'm not religious at all but getting nice personal gifts are thoughtful. and MOST people get them anyways I don't want my girlfriend not being able to say she got anything or what she got me. I know it doesn't matter what people think but for us it's normal too. It's just thoughtful my guy. I get her stuff she wouldn't get herself and she loves it. I don't spend thousands not even hundreds but nice thoughtful things. Women love that shit bro.
Everyone’s different, and everyone has a different idea of how they want their life to look, and that’s good. BUT LADIES-if he doesn’t want the same things you want (i.e., marriage / family) YOU CUT. HIM. OUT. Do not waste your time with that “Oooooohhhh he’s just not ready yet,” BS. No. Cut him out. If he realizes he was wrong, he’ll come back. If he doesn’t, it’s because he doesn’t love you. Not a personal thing; it doesn’t mean you’re unlovable trash, doesn’t mean he’s a jerk, it means you’re not the one for him, and THAT IS OK. But FFS, DO NOT waste any more time. Say bye, thanks, have a nice life, and go make a new one for yourself. It’s the best thing for the both of you.
He's kinda hot. Not in the traditional way but there's something about his personality, his voice, and the long wild hair. I wonder if he smells good...😍😇😂
Nobody else got the lola the forklift driver. If you guys don't get it look up lola la trailera she was fucking hot back in the day. Lola the truck driver for those who don't know Spanish
"10 years NOT married?!..this is not a comedy special no more..it's an intervention!" 🤣🤣🤣
I'm good. I have 3 more years.
@@alphabetplaze9208😮😮😮😅
I'm gonna teach you how to drive a forklift that got me so good...😂😂😂
Same, I loled out loud.
Hilarious!
🤣🤣🤣 that's the funniest line
This guy should do voice work for Pixar or Disney.
I totally agree.
Right? Like a bear.. or a walrus... Or bad guy lol
The comedian looks like a rhinoceros 🦏 White Rhino 🦏, as a character animal. I hope that these creatures aren't going extinct. He could easily be the voice of a White Rhino-Rhinoceros. 🦏💖🦏 #madagascar
Yes! He'd kill it 👍
He could’ve played a burrito in Sausage party
...for anyone who didn't get that last joke he's referring to "Lola la Trailera" (Lola the Truck Driver)...it's a movie about a really pretty woman who became a truck driver (18 wheelers)...the irony was that she was doin a "man's" job...as a Mexican, I know Hispanic men can be little "Machos," but our women are no joke...they're mostly stronger mentally and emotionally, but sometimes physically too...we're Hispanic and that mostly means workers...damn good ones too...
😎🙌🔥🤘🔥💪👊💥💯👏👏
Best worker I met worked twice as hard as 10 men combined, and still wore make-up and nice clothes. I worked overnight crew with her at a store.
And that’s the damn truth!
The way he always moves around while talking 😂
Agreed, the little steps like he is dancing.😂
A national treasure in my opinion! So underrated!
Lola the forklift driver like the Mexican movie “lola la trailera”🤣
thats a throwback
Hahahahaha 💀
This 5 minutes just made my day, thanks man
Every time I think “nah I’ve seen enough of this fool. It ain’t gone be funny no more” damn… he shuts me up. 🤣🤣
"Everytime you tie your shoes she thinks you're proposing." 5:11
YOU FSKKSJSMSAKA,A,LE,EEEMW
what a legend, I swear some of the wrong comedians get all the attention.
Always put a smile 😃 on my face even on worse days .
"She likes cleaning... She is inconsiderate... It's not even my weekend with the kids" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Marry the woman that bought you the ticket tonight" 😂😂😂😂
Cásate con ella ella te quiere we 😂😂😂😂😂
I love this guy!
Felipe's appearance on the Eric Andre Show has brought me here...
For all the ladies who say your alone, damn it he told you what you should do, learn to drive a forklift!
"I will teach you how to drive a forklift... you'll be the prettiest girl driving a forklift" 😂😂😂😂
Only real Mexicans know that last joke. Back in the day growing up their was movies of a fine actress in Lola la trailera.
That's you Dawg.😂😂😂
Its dark comedy 😁
How sad is relationships are now !
Really more than 1 year to decide if she/he is good for you ! Thats for you to absorb wake up😬
Imagine not noticing while even being off the perc that he isn't the one for you girl.
This dude is the shit keepin it real!
Its the best kinda comedy from the east side / boyle heights area .. viva la Raza
“She likes to talk a lot of shit, will you put that down?” Lol
This guy is SO funny!!
He forgot to mention some jokes in the Spanish version
Read an article where he and his team decided to tweak some of his material because the audience would not be able to relate to certain things. For the most part its the same.
Haha is it wrong that i never bought any girlfriend a present? I grew up not getting presents for my birthdays due to our beliefs and my parents didnt believe in material possessions. Obviously its become an issue with people that dont understand. Any thoughts?
Dont buy anything. Remind them of the things you do and get for them on all the other days. The limited time you have on the planet that can easily be snatched from you has been spent on them when you could have done solely for self.
Or just realise society requires interpersonal skills and sometimes you have to give to get.
It's just nice to do. I'm not religious at all but getting nice personal gifts are thoughtful. and MOST people get them anyways I don't want my girlfriend not being able to say she got anything or what she got me. I know it doesn't matter what people think but for us it's normal too. It's just thoughtful my guy. I get her stuff she wouldn't get herself and she loves it. I don't spend thousands not even hundreds but nice thoughtful things. Women love that shit bro.
Instead of buying stuff take her out for a fun night.
Cheap skate
jehovahs witness?...i grew one so i didnt care about holidays or birthdays either...it was nothing personal its the way i was raised
Been waiting for this
Omg so funny lol hahaha 🤣 he kills me 😂🤣
FUNNY AS FUUUUUKKKK!!!!🤣🤣😭😭😂😂😭🤣😭😂😂
“YOURE NOT THE ONE” 😂😂
Omg this is my life right now 😂😂
"I don't know what color pants he's wearing but there's shit in them."
Those shoes... 👀👀
He’s top notch 🏆
Her voice is deep af😅
This guy is the best.😂😂
Lola la trailera lol 😂
Felipe sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield's long lost love child.
😳W😳O😳R😳D
Lola tha forklift driver 😅😅😅
"Hey bro te pasaste!" Neta si se paso wey.
"10 years?? Wow. This is not even a comedy special no more... it's a fucking intervention for you. Find yourself a new man!" 😂😂😂
Everyone’s different, and everyone has a different idea of how they want their life to look, and that’s good. BUT LADIES-if he doesn’t want the same things you want (i.e., marriage / family) YOU CUT. HIM. OUT. Do not waste your time with that “Oooooohhhh he’s just not ready yet,” BS. No. Cut him out. If he realizes he was wrong, he’ll come back. If he doesn’t, it’s because he doesn’t love you. Not a personal thing; it doesn’t mean you’re unlovable trash, doesn’t mean he’s a jerk, it means you’re not the one for him, and THAT IS OK. But FFS, DO NOT waste any more time. Say bye, thanks, have a nice life, and go make a new one for yourself. It’s the best thing for the both of you.
who hurt you?
LMAO 🤣 you are absolutely historical
That 10 yr shit is true asf
😂YOUR SO FUNNY DUDE 😆
Officer: So describe your gf Mr. Esparza
Guy: "I dont know shit about her"
Hahaha. 10 yrs and not married, the daughter is getting married and she will be the flower girl. Couldn't stop laughing 😅😅😅😅😅
1:26 😂
Don’t wear shoes you need to tie!!! I wouldn’t anyway
Great show!!! I made my husband watch this and he loved it! Standing ovation!
He CMTFU...✌🏽😂
My guy said Lola the forklift driver I’m dead💀 only a true Mexican knows what he’s talking about
I thought Jon Snow was in the thumbnail.
😂😂😂😂👏👏
Lola la trailera was hot!!!!
Anyone know if Felipe is still on the registry?
Dude I like your suit coat,I just bought one now everyone thinks I look like you 😱😳💪💪👍👍💃🕺🏆
Got damn‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you hear the girl in the background scream ,oh my God, you know either she or a Friend went through the same thing about getting married
LATINO NATIONS STAND UP
💥💯
Funny dude
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
This fuckin guy is gunna be a star
Hilarious
First of all, coffee. ☕️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌
Facts
I broke up w the girl that bought me tickets to his show lol
Lmao!😂
Omg hilarious!!!!
The guy had a motive that should’ve been the punchline 😂
Like what motive?
She drives a fuckinn forklift
-Lola the sexiest trucktractor driver
Man don’t b tell ppl to get married lol love ain’t about a piece of paper
Did you teach your gf to drive the forklift already?
Mexican Joey Diaz
better than Joe Diaz
OMG mood
This is so fucking true
😂😂😂
🤣🤣😂🤣😂
👌😎💚
I'm not here to get serious aye lol
Deem roasted the fuck outta the 10 year relationship couple
He's kinda hot. Not in the traditional way but there's something about his personality, his voice, and the long wild hair. I wonder if he smells good...😍😇😂
Me who wears lace ups
Yes. Where’s this guy
OOOO SHIIIT, 10 years,wat da frick
My ex is rosa the coconut husker!
Marriage is a friendship recognized by the police.
🤣😂
LoL 10 years DAMMMMM
Getting married is really only a good idea as part of a comedy show.
😩🤣🤣💀
Nobody else got the lola the forklift driver. If you guys don't get it look up lola la trailera she was fucking hot back in the day. Lola the truck driver for those who don't know Spanish
Lmfao…
😂😢 ok ok
He been recycling his jokes since 10 years ago 😂
Waaay funnier than Fluffy.. Sue me..
Felipes ona good one lmao getting sloppy wit the jokes perrooo put the white girl down😝🦜
Hahahaha
Felipe Esparza that’s... Japanese right?