Felipe Esparza Explains When to Marry Your Girlfriend | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Here's a hint: not after your daughter gets hitched
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"10 years NOT married?!..this is not a comedy special no more..it's an intervention!" 🤣🤣🤣
I'm good. I have 3 more years.
@@alphabetplaze9208😮😮😮😅
I'm gonna teach you how to drive a forklift that got me so good...😂😂😂
Same, I loled out loud.
Hilarious!
🤣🤣🤣 that's the funniest line
This guy should do voice work for Pixar or Disney.
I totally agree.
Right? Like a bear.. or a walrus... Or bad guy lol
The comedian looks like a rhinoceros 🦏 White Rhino 🦏, as a character animal. I hope that these creatures aren't going extinct. He could easily be the voice of a White Rhino-Rhinoceros. 🦏💖🦏 #madagascar
Yes! He'd kill it 👍
He could’ve played a burrito in Sausage party
...for anyone who didn't get that last joke he's referring to "Lola la Trailera" (Lola the Truck Driver)...it's a movie about a really pretty woman who became a truck driver (18 wheelers)...the irony was that she was doin a "man's" job...as a Mexican, I know Hispanic men can be little "Machos," but our women are no joke...they're mostly stronger mentally and emotionally, but sometimes physically too...we're Hispanic and that mostly means workers...damn good ones too...
😎🙌🔥🤘🔥💪👊💥💯👏👏
Best worker I met worked twice as hard as 10 men combined, and still wore make-up and nice clothes. I worked overnight crew with her at a store.
And that’s the damn truth!
Lola the forklift driver like the Mexican movie “lola la trailera”🤣
thats a throwback
Hahahahaha 💀
what a legend, I swear some of the wrong comedians get all the attention.
Every time I think “nah I’ve seen enough of this fool. It ain’t gone be funny no more” damn… he shuts me up. 🤣🤣
The way he always moves around while talking 😂
Agreed, the little steps like he is dancing.😂
"Marry the woman that bought you the ticket tonight" 😂😂😂😂
Cásate con ella ella te quiere we 😂😂😂😂😂
"She likes cleaning... She is inconsiderate... It's not even my weekend with the kids" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A national treasure in my opinion! So underrated!
"I will teach you how to drive a forklift... you'll be the prettiest girl driving a forklift" 😂😂😂😂
This 5 minutes just made my day, thanks man
"Everytime you tie your shoes she thinks you're proposing." 5:11
YOU FSKKSJSMSAKA,A,LE,EEEMW
Felipe's appearance on the Eric Andre Show has brought me here...
Only real Mexicans know that last joke. Back in the day growing up their was movies of a fine actress in Lola la trailera.
For all the ladies who say your alone, damn it he told you what you should do, learn to drive a forklift!
Always put a smile 😃 on my face even on worse days .
I love this guy!
That's you Dawg.😂😂😂
He forgot to mention some jokes in the Spanish version
Read an article where he and his team decided to tweak some of his material because the audience would not be able to relate to certain things. For the most part its the same.
"I don't know what color pants he's wearing but there's shit in them."
“She likes to talk a lot of shit, will you put that down?” Lol
Felipe sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield's long lost love child.
😳W😳O😳R😳D
This dude is the shit keepin it real!
Its dark comedy 😁
How sad is relationships are now !
Really more than 1 year to decide if she/he is good for you ! Thats for you to absorb wake up😬
Imagine not noticing while even being off the perc that he isn't the one for you girl.
Been waiting for this
Her voice is deep af😅
Those shoes... 👀👀
That 10 yr shit is true asf
This guy is SO funny!!
“YOURE NOT THE ONE” 😂😂
Officer: So describe your gf Mr. Esparza
Guy: "I dont know shit about her"
Omg so funny lol hahaha 🤣 he kills me 😂🤣
"Hey bro te pasaste!" Neta si se paso wey.
Omg this is my life right now 😂😂
Lola la trailera lol 😂
FUNNY AS FUUUUUKKKK!!!!🤣🤣😭😭😂😂😭🤣😭😂😂
This guy is the best.😂😂
Haha is it wrong that i never bought any girlfriend a present? I grew up not getting presents for my birthdays due to our beliefs and my parents didnt believe in material possessions. Obviously its become an issue with people that dont understand. Any thoughts?
Dont buy anything. Remind them of the things you do and get for them on all the other days. The limited time you have on the planet that can easily be snatched from you has been spent on them when you could have done solely for self.
Or just realise society requires interpersonal skills and sometimes you have to give to get.
It's just nice to do. I'm not religious at all but getting nice personal gifts are thoughtful. and MOST people get them anyways I don't want my girlfriend not being able to say she got anything or what she got me. I know it doesn't matter what people think but for us it's normal too. It's just thoughtful my guy. I get her stuff she wouldn't get herself and she loves it. I don't spend thousands not even hundreds but nice thoughtful things. Women love that shit bro.
Instead of buying stuff take her out for a fun night.
Cheap skate
jehovahs witness?...i grew one so i didnt care about holidays or birthdays either...it was nothing personal its the way i was raised
He’s top notch 🏆
"10 years?? Wow. This is not even a comedy special no more... it's a fucking intervention for you. Find yourself a new man!" 😂😂😂
Lola tha forklift driver 😅😅😅
LMAO 🤣 you are absolutely historical
😂YOUR SO FUNNY DUDE 😆
I thought Jon Snow was in the thumbnail.
My guy said Lola the forklift driver I’m dead💀 only a true Mexican knows what he’s talking about
Hilarious
Funny dude
Lmao!😂
Omg hilarious!!!!
Got damn‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He CMTFU...✌🏽😂
When you hear the girl in the background scream ,oh my God, you know either she or a Friend went through the same thing about getting married
OMG mood
Facts
This fuckin guy is gunna be a star
Don’t wear shoes you need to tie!!! I wouldn’t anyway
Great show!!! I made my husband watch this and he loved it! Standing ovation!
The guy had a motive that should’ve been the punchline 😂
Like what motive?
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Hahaha. 10 yrs and not married, the daughter is getting married and she will be the flower girl. Couldn't stop laughing 😅😅😅😅😅
LATINO NATIONS STAND UP
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This is so fucking true
Lola la trailera was hot!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌
😂😂😂
Mexican Joey Diaz
better than Joe Diaz
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First of all, coffee. ☕️
She drives a fuckinn forklift
-Lola the sexiest trucktractor driver
Man don’t b tell ppl to get married lol love ain’t about a piece of paper
Did you teach your gf to drive the forklift already?
Everyone’s different, and everyone has a different idea of how they want their life to look, and that’s good. BUT LADIES-if he doesn’t want the same things you want (i.e., marriage / family) YOU CUT. HIM. OUT. Do not waste your time with that “Oooooohhhh he’s just not ready yet,” BS. No. Cut him out. If he realizes he was wrong, he’ll come back. If he doesn’t, it’s because he doesn’t love you. Not a personal thing; it doesn’t mean you’re unlovable trash, doesn’t mean he’s a jerk, it means you’re not the one for him, and THAT IS OK. But FFS, DO NOT waste any more time. Say bye, thanks, have a nice life, and go make a new one for yourself. It’s the best thing for the both of you.
who hurt you?
I broke up w the girl that bought me tickets to his show lol
Lmfao…
Me who wears lace ups
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Getting married is really only a good idea as part of a comedy show.
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Marriage is a friendship recognized by the police.
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Yes. Where’s this guy
I'm not here to get serious aye lol
Deem roasted the fuck outta the 10 year relationship couple
Hahahaha
My ex is rosa the coconut husker!
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Felipe Esparza that’s... Japanese right?
😂😢 ok ok
#neverme
Nobody else got the lola the forklift driver. If you guys don't get it look up lola la trailera she was fucking hot back in the day. Lola the truck driver for those who don't know Spanish
Lola La Trailera
#iamLola
You’re fine!
He's kinda hot. Not in the traditional way but there's something about his personality, his voice, and the long wild hair. I wonder if he smells good...😍😇😂
XD
Waaay funnier than Fluffy.. Sue me..
That's miss up with a black eye
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Like 🅱️ois are okay with premarital secs but she's so broke buying him presents of what he likes to find the right time to kneel to him
am not here to get serious aye.