The utter creepiness of the story may be why the only reference we ever got about Elisha was just "he raised the dead boy", none of the pedo, necro, tag team stuff. I plan on looking more of this up so I can clue a couple of believer friends. At the very least God and the bible authors must have been tone deaf to not realize what "touching your staff to his head/face" was going to mean in 2000 years.
1. Elisha, that's resurrect, not reErect. 2. Adult body parts to child parts...biblical Twister! 3. And remember, friends, if resurrection lite isn't enough, we now offer a full coverage service.
Unless they shot something in his eye from #1 or #2. Holy men are cleaner than all the rest of us. That would shock me enough that even if I was raised from the dead, I would remember it when I woke up...😁 I was taught Jesus never pooped like the rest of us low lifes. Ewww...
Just thought of something... Make a video about how Jesus and Mary never pooped. They must not have ever laughed or smiled either. Never saw a pic/painting on that.
Milton Woolley wrote a good story on the EliJah/Elisha myth. You can download a copy from archive.org, the title is Science of the Bible or Hebrew Mythology. You can also read it here. books.google.com/books/about/The_Science_of_the_Bible.html?id=3idDAQAAMAAJ
Disobedient children should be punished not resurrected according to the fairy tale book. I have never seen such an omnipotent god that could make so many mistakes and contradictions.
"Lying on the child in order to raise him from the dead."
Right up there with "Honest, I was just trying to help that sheep over the fence."
Ha! Too funny :)
Omg I love these videos.
Thanks! Glad to be of service :)
My jaw is on the floor... funniest video yet!
Thank you so much xo
Spot on. Once again Linda
Thank you so much ;)
Oh yea story time I got a poptart and a bottle of water
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The utter creepiness of the story may be why the only reference we ever got about Elisha was just "he raised the dead boy", none of the pedo, necro, tag team stuff. I plan on looking more of this up so I can clue a couple of believer friends. At the very least God and the bible authors must have been tone deaf to not realize what "touching your staff to his head/face" was going to mean in 2000 years.
Yes it's convenient how most of this horrendous story is omitted when retold in church isn't it?
I have lain my staff on someone's face without consent, but it was in self defense.
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Gman sent me here. Subbed.
Sorry I’ve been MIA. There’s a lot of priests that like to raise boys from under the alter. Staff on face 😂 Ezra is happy for the harp
LOL! And lovely to have you back. I assume you've been wandering in the desert worshiping our feline overlords ;)
Thus we have the real reason for the bear attack - getting rid of the whitnesses.
Ursa Major and Ursa Minor can be very mean. They mauled 42 stars in Gemini.
+EmmittBrownBTTF1 LOL!
I'd rather stay dead, thanks.
Absolutely!
this is what jesus did with lazareth. doh!!!!!!
... pure horror at the story... funny delivery though
Yep it's a really terrible story isn't it...
Ever hear the joke,
what happens in the rectory at midnight?
Answer: That's when the big hand touches the little hand🤣
It's funny cause it's true...
1. Elisha, that's resurrect, not reErect.
2. Adult body parts to child parts...biblical Twister!
3. And remember, friends, if resurrection lite isn't enough, we now offer a full coverage service.
LOL! You're hilarious :)
The Bible and Other Fairy Tales thank you, Linda, but you know they're only crumbs found on the path you've forged.
Have loved you what, two years now? I so hope you are still holding your bitcoin!
Yep it must be going on for two years! And yes, I'm definitely holding on to my bitcoin :)
Unless they shot something in his eye from #1 or #2. Holy men are cleaner than all the rest of us. That would shock me enough that even if I was raised from the dead, I would remember it when I woke up...😁
I was taught Jesus never pooped like the rest of us low lifes. Ewww...
Just thought of something... Make a video about how Jesus and Mary never pooped.
They must not have ever laughed or smiled either. Never saw a pic/painting on that.
Milton Woolley wrote a good story on the EliJah/Elisha myth. You can download a copy from archive.org, the title is Science of the Bible or Hebrew Mythology. You can also read it here.
books.google.com/books/about/The_Science_of_the_Bible.html?id=3idDAQAAMAAJ
:)
Pat Robertson says That's taken out of context...send money..God needs Money..
The bible writers learned to fly by eating magic mushrooms (aka Raven's bread).
Disobedient children should be punished not resurrected according to the fairy tale book. I have never seen such an omnipotent god that could make so many mistakes and contradictions.
This story is nothing more than astrology.
+Dennis Wicker Yep god sure is dumb...