Heh, second story reminds me of the HFY Story in which humans debate with the galactic federation why they want to pack bond with a primal hive mind and want to make it into a pet.
There's at least a dozen stories of Death coming for Humans only to have it be tougher than expected. Don't know if that's just a common theme, or a connected universe by the same author. One of the funniest is about Humans being in a war, and the medics are working on a dying soldier, keep pulling him away just as Death thinks he has him. At one point the medic literally punches Death if I remember right.
"Who's a good boy?"
Well.....that took a far better turn than what I honestly expected...*HUZZAH THE HAPPINES HAS GROWN BY MANY ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE*
I was expecting Death to create heaven and hell just so the human would let go...
Yeah you kinda just feel bad for death having to deal with assholes like us aye.
Heh, second story reminds me of the HFY Story in which humans debate with the galactic federation why they want to pack bond with a primal hive mind and want to make it into a pet.
Name?
@@KingMarkus222 No idea what it was, forgot the name, sorry.
@@darokdeed that is one big oof 😣
Feels so unusual listening to these early narrations when you're used to newer ones. Just how much skill agro earned along the way is amazing.
Wait the creature thought that it consumed Earth and never realize that it was trapped in a delusion having consumed tainted bait
So we basically have a space born kilometer long pet.... ya we might do that.
We're humanity. We can do what ever we want. Terraforming worlds, building spaceships, taming a 1km space predator, humanity can do it all.
Most amazingly we can do it while bickering about pronouns and jerking it to hentai.
So we... Tamed a c'athulu galactus puppy? I'm cool with that.
And that's how humanity got a new pet
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
LOL when he shoots Death with some arrows.
seems to me that Death was a little bit premature in collecting that human.
There's at least a dozen stories of Death coming for Humans only to have it be tougher than expected. Don't know if that's just a common theme, or a connected universe by the same author. One of the funniest is about Humans being in a war, and the medics are working on a dying soldier, keep pulling him away just as Death thinks he has him. At one point the medic literally punches Death if I remember right.
You think we're bad now Death? Wait till we learn medicine!
The story Predator - LOL, turning a giant space monster into a giant space dog. Whose a good boy?
Must pet space spaghetti
Wait....did we tame all mighty spaghetti monster, a literal god?
keeper going
FTa, FtA(s), FtDV!
For the algorithm
Just to help the algorithm.
hello
greetings
@@AgroSquerril can you also make a play list involving death
23rd, 5 September 2023