T-SQL Shortcomings With Merge And Triggers And Stuff (In SQL Server)

[@mjswart73]

Thanks for the plug friend!
Triggers and OUTPUT clauses have been archenemies for years.
I would love for Microsoft to appeal to TSQL developers.
And as long as we're wishing for stuff, for Christmas, I want altering columns from int --> bigint to be metadata only.

[@ErikDarlingData]

I have a real hard time understanding why they’re not metadata only at this point.

[@jleiser22]

"Staple their own chickens onto it" ... classic 😄

[@ErikDarlingData]

Tip your server. Try the veal. It doesn't have any staples in it.