Alice Cooper Roasting Riverdale for 7 minutes straight
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2018
- I'm pretty sure most of us just watch riverdale to witness Alice Cooper roasting everyone into the ground constantly lol. I can't wait to see who she drags next in season 3.
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She was iconic until she went to the farm
Exactly
Martha Ade After the last episode showed that she never stopped being iconic
still iconic*
Martha Ade she’s always been iconic watch the new episode
She was an fbi informant
Madchen Amick has been hospitalised for severe back pain as she carried the whole show on her shoulders.
I feel sorry for the whole cast of this show. They seem like great people and are great actors but they have to say and do the dumbest things!
Oh gosh I started reading the comment and thought she was actually ill. I was worried
F A C T S
Just season 1
@@6thgraderfriends season 1 is good writing, some of season two and then it goes down from there
3:55
betty: *it’s archie*
alice: *bLoCk HiM tOo*
betty: *shook*
bella xox AHAGA I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOO FUNNY
bella xox HHAHAHAHA i was watching that part when i read this comment
Bella XOX my mom tho
bella b my mom 😂
I LOVED THAT LINE LMAO
“ I always knew you were a momma’s boy” OHHH SHE WENT THERE
Crazy Clown Girl 😂😂 I KNOW LMAOOO
Crazy Clown Girl S H O O K
FDSKSKSJSHAKSB
She knew her husband was a serial killer and she still willingly roasted him, what a savage lmao
And the part about being a real man-
In Alice's mind:
really kick him where it hurts... and then...I know I'll just let him now that I slept with another man and rub it in his face... good idea
Ahhh, back when Riverdale had somewhat consistent storylines
Rebbb season four is actually really good in my opinion:)
@@trxfflxs4133 lol no after that "im the daughter of the blackhood" shit hahahhaha
@@trxfflxs4133 naah
Yeah I also like season 4, I dislike season 3 because it was a MESS. And season 4 had a storyline, and in my opinion I like it
Riverdale isnt that bad
*SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR ADULTERY FRED*
lol
Check ur numbers
buggie she threw it cause she was mad I would’ve done it too
Bruh ur profile pic had me weak💀
Lol
“It’s Archie”
“Block him too”
Season 1: I don’t really like her
Season 2: FAV CHARACTER
Season 3: Eh SHES okay?
Season 3 finale: THE BISH IS BACK CHILDREN
The-musical-Avengers SHE FUCKING FUCKED WITH US ALL ALONG
dia. sweetener tour , 03/28 THEY MADE US TRY AND THINK THAT SHE WAS CRAZY TO PEE US OFF. BUT SHES NORMAL THANK FLIPPING GOD
No wonder she changed so quick lol
The-musical-Avengers Yesssssss
~betty's phone rings~
Alice: If that's snake bluskin block him
Betty: No mom its Archie
Alice: Block him too
My life is on this phrase! hahaha
*plisken
Destiny Mausia hehehe I know right
This scene is amazing
Plisken I want him blocked*
It’s archie*
Eva Brunskill block him too
"If that beanie wearing Cat defiled you at least tell me you were safe." D A M N
She has no chill whatsoever 😂
Cad*
Jug would never 😂
Mary Hough cad*
But seriously, holy crap alice
"Sorry to disrupt the witching hour at thornhill" I screamed a little!
One my favorite lines by her 😂😂😂
SAME that reference to Sabrina
noah donovan as much as I don’t want to admit this i snorted lol
Sabrina anyone?
She really went there
season 3: alice is marrying a cult leader
also season 3: alice is an fbi agent
Ikr
Alice Cooper, the hero of Riverdale 😂
She’s an informant..
The joke didn’t fly over my head Im just correcting you no one r/wooosh me
Alice: A queen
Jughead: A beanie wearing cad
FP: a real man
Hal: an ass
Hotel: Trovigo
Motel:trovigo**
Cauctus on a window no it’s hotel trivago
Hannah Dewar Yeah it’s supposed to be a joke
Hotel: Five Seasons
I read Beanie wearing cad when she said it🤣🤣
Isn’t crazy that alice gets these lines and the things we get from the other characters are like
“iM wEirD”
“I DoNt fIt iN. AnD i dOnT wAnNa fIt iN”
or
“Im so tired of this toxic masculinity in this hallway”
Dude. They have to say those lines if they want to get paid. These actors need money to support their nanas unless they want to sell drugs with fourth graders
Lol
alice and betty (slight) are the only characters that got a pretty decent script.
Not gonna lie I like the
“Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? ThAt’S wEirD”
It showed he was self aware
Jinx Solaei
i was just saying the writers of the show need to make every character have lines more like alice’s
Idk why but i felt so good when Alice threw that stone at Hal’s store
I hate Hal so it was the highlight of Riverdale for me 😂
Same
I loved it when she said: “keep talking Hal and the next brick I throw may not be at a window”
@@moonlight6193 same
Fatima Batool I know when I watched that it was like watching same over and over again 😂
I love how "GET" and "OUT" got their own points
Alice: *is it true what they say about men who have just been released from prison?”*
FP: *what do they say?*
Alice: *that they’re incredibly sexually frustrated*
*I lost it omg*
@@salientspoon Well, they both had a thing in the past ;)
AND THEN HE JUST SMIRKS AT HER LIKE AHHHASJHAGSHJGASHJA
When my sis and I saw that scene we fvcking *SCREAMED*
FDSKSHSKEBSKSB
@@salientspoon 😏 i think we all know that wasnt a roast, but an invite
i really didn’t realize how iCoNiC Alice was until this video omg😍
Liqa Ali I think we have all subconsciously known she is
Ikr
I don’t think anyone did
I have the same profile pic as you so I thought I was the one that got pinned. *sigh*
"What the hell Alice, it's the middle of the night"
Can we just appreciate how that line was delivered???
Alice: *breathes*
Roast Counter: *Goes up by 2*
Isn’t it funny how when they were teenagers Alice was the one scolding FP about not being honest about his south side roots and now that their adults FP is the one scolding Alice about not being honest about her south side roots
um well they were adults durin both times lmao
it's grande Alice scolded FP when they were in high school so no they weren’t adults
@@crystalynaurelia300 oh i thought u meant the beginnin of the season 1
it's grande nope lmao
She’s a hypocrite
She has no fear. Whatsoever. Iconic.
Alice is the main SH*T!!!!!!! Team Alice
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC BECAUSE THE 100 IS SOOOOOO UNDERATED AND GOOD
it’s Archie
block him too
*ICONIC*
i love how at 0:31 alice is insults the blossoms and they’re getting offended while toni’s having the time of her life LMAOOO
Rightttttt
WHAT EPISODE AND SEASON
*its archie*
*block him too*
She is my favorite, ever since she asked fp if he was sexually frustrated I was like OKAY WHAT A BADASS. She gets the best lines and I'm here for it
She had the only good lines in Riverdale
She's the only reason I watched Riverdale
Season 1 : this girl is a psychopath
Season 2 : ROSTEDDDDD
Season 4: Oh heh I’m normal again... uh let’s film a documentary about my daughter bf death and cheat on a game show 💀
@@lysiscoolerthanyou what?
@@lysiscoolerthanyou oh I’m on my sisters old account I don’t watch riverdale
@@lysiscoolerthanyou haha it’s ok
She was a badass in season 1 and season 2. They ruined her season 3. I think the bad ass Alice Cooper will come back season 4, I hope.
Well season 4 made her worse
And she gets worse with every season
“a real man.” yes sis you get that
Oh my gosh this is so much funnier than the other ones on TH-cam
"keep talking Hal and the next brick I throw may not be at a window" LMAO IM DYING 😂😂😂
5:43
"Shut it ,Hal" That's when I fell in love with her, shes my fav character
like if u agree
She says "shove it, hal" But yes I live her for that
yet they had to sexualize her so much in one scene
@@zkonexpo9610 she just got that one... Unlike the others on the show.
*bLocK HiM tO*
*too
Tinamarie Adorno too*
*too
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*_The word "Don't" is considered a roast xD_*
Only when Alice says it 😂
F.P : "snakes don't shed their skin so easily."
Snakes : um yes we do...
Snakes: 👁👄👁
Betty- "it's Archie"
Alice- "block him too"
- *Riverdale*
omf she popped OFF in that last clip
I was literally sCREACHING WHEN I FIRST SAW THAT PART 😂
„Dude, can you bite me?“ *Roast Counter* : 1000000000
when was this??
@@lee-qd2xq season 3 epiosode 4
alice: is it true what they say about men who just got released from prison fp?
fp:well what do they say?
alice: tHaT tHeY’Re iNcReDiBLy SeXuALLy FrUsTrAtEd
LMAOOOOOO
I feel like Alice has a similar personality to Jughead but dresses just like Betty LOL
Margalida Pujol it’s like she is the child of them lol,,, ik it doesn’t make sense
Alice is the Queen of sass in riverdale 😂 she drags everyone across town and pulls their weaves out 🤣🤣 she even dragged Hal the serial Killer I mean yes Alice
“If that beanie wearing cad defiled you” 💀💀💀
Lmfaoo
That took me
I was so glad that she was faking everything at the farm!
Fr
Even though they had her go so far, I mean let us not forget she gave away Betty’s trust fund, sold their home, and burned several (if not all) their family photos 😐
"Keep talking Hal and the next brick I throw may not be at a window"
I'm DEAD lmao
This is more like badass counter
and then if you add up young alice...
taylorstale well that’s when it gets a lil out of hand.....
Liqa Ali lmaooooooo
" Dude can you bite me " " I pick the sorcerus ,maybe I can make all you nerd disapeer " Young Alice Cooper was amazing
THE LAST ONE!!!! OOOF ALICE IS A SAVAGE
Season1: I hate her
Season2: lover her lmao😂
Season3: she okay.....
Season 3 is more like: disgUSTING then, angel
Season 4: a fucking badass.
i love how she was iconic since ep 1 but we found out that she's still iconic because she went to the farm but what's up, SHE'S THERE ACTING WITH THE POLICE HEE HEE
'dude can you bite me?'
roast counter: 400019387
*bLoCk hIm tOo*
lmfao i love Alice 💀
I feel like she’s the only actor on this show that can take her cringey lines and make a masterpiece out of them
Sammm S A M E
I like how she said "Incredibly sexually frustrated."
I feel like I'm the only one who likes Alice
We stand a queen❤👑
Panda Team Leader I KNO RIGHT!! it’s not like this is a video about stanning alice! 😑😑
no I Stan herrrrr
Omg I fucking worship the ground she walks on 😂😂 I can’t! I love her so much!!!! Omfg I also loved Mädchen Amick (the actress). Literally one of the knly reasons I each riverdale!!
Sis ur not, Alice is a legend
This video had me howl-laughing. The way Betty reacts to her mom is priceless. Long may Alice reign
Everyone is saying she was iconic until she went to the farm but her going to the Farm as the FBI is iconic!
“Shut your face, you half-melted, ten cent trollop.”
D A M N
That catwalk scene was a roast by itself!
Honestly, the only way to create world peace is to make Alice Cooper the queen of the universe!
Alice for president 2021
@@michaelnolletti7115 Hi I'm from the future
“Fp in every way you are not is a real man” this is my favorite lol so iconic
Betty’s mom: block him. Block him too. Just have no friends, okay?
Alice is the actual queen of Riverdale
What about young Alice Cooper?
Kiarra Duboiz Mädchen as Alice>>>>>>> Lili as Alice
Tara Saran :)
I knew Alice isn’t shit I was so happy seeing her being a agent and not a psychopath in the farm
“wHaT tHE hEll is going on here alice it’s the miDdLE oF tHe nIGht”
“oh sorry to disrupt the wiTChiNg hOUr aT tHoRn hiLL”
Oooh I love how Alice says FP is a real man #falice
Tahmena Ferdous no ee because bughead would be step siblings 🤢
salma aw-hussein no they wouldn’t
@@natasharotagomez1290 uh, yeah they would...and that would put them in a weird position.
@@carenajones1393 but like they share a brother though so it is already incest
Undead Wish they share a half blood they’re not blood related at all so no it’s not weird loo
Alice:’archie’
*roast counter goes up by one*
3:55 “BLOCK HIM TOO” love this moment😂
“You’re the damn sinner.”
Preach, sister.
Honestly, Riverdale should have just been the Alice Cooper show. That would have made it a thousand times better.
Alice be here ripping everyone apart.
And jugheads like.
“iM wEIrD, iM a WeIRdO. i dONt fIT iN i doNt wAnT tO fIT iN”.
“HObO, bRIde oF HoBO”
(Cheryl’s line)
“ShUt tHe heLL uP JUgHeAd”
(Archie’s lien)
Or Cheryl saying “I’m cuckoo bananas for you, obvi”
Mckenzie Alexa Bon she says “I’m cuckoo bananas for u Humphy” can’t forget that last pesky word
Alice: What did you say to Polly?
Roast Counter: *ding*
Me: wHAt?
This should be titled:
*"Alice Cooper being a badass for 7 minutes and 14 seconds straight."*
Betty: "It's Archie!"
Alice: *"Block him too!"*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
season one, she was my least favourite person, season two, she became my favourite, and season 3, she's back to being my least favourite.
What about now after the season finale
i died at “half-melted, two cent trollop”
Watching S1 for the first time: I hate her
Rewatching S1: YASSSS QUEEN
THAT LAST CLIP WHERE SHE TALKED AB FP WAS SO ICONIC
Her roasts are better than Roasted Chicken
Her roasts roast my chicken 🐔🔥🔥🔥
@@michaelnolletti7115 They roast the entire world's chicken
“sorry to disrupt witching hour at thornhill” she’s iconic.
“Half melted 10 cent trollop”😂😂😭
1:59 I love that, this is considered a roast 😂
TBH SHES LIKE ONE OF THE FEW GOOD CHARACTERS IN THIS SHOW
Season 1: she cool
Season 2: fav character
Season 3: is she okay?
Season 4: she working for FBI and with sheriff now?
Season 2 Alice Cooper is the most iconic character ever
I wish that Alice still acted like a bad ass snake 🐍
Blue Angel now shes just obsessed with “the farm”
SLAY QUEEN! My favourite character.
CompleteFanGirl favorite*
@@yanetgarcia8549 British variant of English*
"it's Archie"
"bLoCk HiM tOo"😂😂😂
‘It’s Archie’
‘Block him too’
Alice is a whole mood😂😂
*i dont think the words “get out” is a roast*
It is if Alice says it !!
clearly you dont know how to have fun in life “throw a fit”
throw a fit oh shut up
Can you please make one of Cheryl Blossom
Maira Medema she’s just cringy “I am red”
Rachel Rhodes LMAOO SO TRUE
LOL
I love Alice but this is so inaccurate apparently every word she says counts as roast
Ikr, but a lot of them were good roasts
She’s Alice, who cares
*Me at 3AM*
*phone has no volume*
*turns up volume 1-bit*
Me: hmm it’s a little quiet maybe just-
*turns up by 1 again*
Me: shit it’s too loud
Jichu I choose u yuppp this is me every night
Exactly lol
as someone who is watching the mess that is riverdale, i can guarantee that i _am_ just there to see her roast them into the ground
roast count 57: mama bear protecting her daughter..... i love her
I searched it up and Archie was only 15 when he started dating Miss.Grundy and she was 35 when the show started which makes them 20 years apart and that ain’t ok
Miss Grundy was a child predator
season 1: too protective
season 2: badass
season 3: *wtf happened*
season 4: *what happened again lmao*
She’s too iconic
A lot of these weren't actually roasts.
But I do appreciate her savage af character.
she's honestly a new character every season. and i'm here for it. one of the few good characters in this show
“ Shut it Hal and the next brick won’t be at the window.” Savage Alice is hot alice 💦💦
Rebekah Lima HOT 🥵
Adriana IKR