Alice Cooper Roasting Riverdale for 7 minutes straight
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.พ. 2025
- I'm pretty sure most of us just watch riverdale to witness Alice Cooper roasting everyone into the ground constantly lol. I can't wait to see who she drags next in season 3.
She was iconic until she went to the farm
Exactly
Martha Ade After the last episode showed that she never stopped being iconic
still iconic*
Martha Ade she’s always been iconic watch the new episode
She was an fbi informant
“ I always knew you were a momma’s boy” OHHH SHE WENT THERE
Crazy Clown Girl 😂😂 I KNOW LMAOOO
Crazy Clown Girl S H O O K
FDSKSKSJSHAKSB
She knew her husband was a serial killer and she still willingly roasted him, what a savage lmao
And the part about being a real man-
In Alice's mind:
really kick him where it hurts... and then...I know I'll just let him now that I slept with another man and rub it in his face... good idea
Idk why but i felt so good when Alice threw that stone at Hal’s store
I hate Hal so it was the highlight of Riverdale for me 😂
Same
I loved it when she said: “keep talking Hal and the next brick I throw may not be at a window”
@@moonlight6193 same
Fatima Batool I know when I watched that it was like watching same over and over again 😂
"Sorry to disrupt the witching hour at thornhill" I screamed a little!
One my favorite lines by her 😂😂😂
SAME that reference to Sabrina
noah donovan as much as I don’t want to admit this i snorted lol
Sabrina anyone?
She really went there
3:55
betty: *it’s archie*
alice: *bLoCk HiM tOo*
betty: *shook*
bella xox AHAGA I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOO FUNNY
bella xox HHAHAHAHA i was watching that part when i read this comment
Bella XOX my mom tho
bella b my mom 😂
I LOVED THAT LINE LMAO
season 3: alice is marrying a cult leader
also season 3: alice is an fbi agent
Ikr
Alice Cooper, the hero of Riverdale 😂
"If that beanie wearing Cat defiled you at least tell me you were safe." D A M N
She has no chill whatsoever 😂
Cad*
Jug would never 😂
Mary Hough cad*
But seriously, holy crap alice
"What the hell Alice, it's the middle of the night"
Can we just appreciate how that line was delivered???
i really didn’t realize how iCoNiC Alice was until this video omg😍
Liqa Ali I think we have all subconsciously known she is
Ikr
I don’t think anyone did
I have the same profile pic as you so I thought I was the one that got pinned. *sigh*
I love how "GET" and "OUT" got their own points
“It’s Archie”
“Block him too”
Season 1: I don’t really like her
Season 2: FAV CHARACTER
Season 3: Eh SHES okay?
Season 3 finale: THE BISH IS BACK CHILDREN
The-musical-Avengers SHE FUCKING FUCKED WITH US ALL ALONG
dia. sweetener tour , 03/28 THEY MADE US TRY AND THINK THAT SHE WAS CRAZY TO PEE US OFF. BUT SHES NORMAL THANK FLIPPING GOD
No wonder she changed so quick lol
The-musical-Avengers Yesssssss
*SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR ADULTERY FRED*
lol
Check ur numbers
buggie she threw it cause she was mad I would’ve done it too
Bruh ur profile pic had me weak💀
Lol
~betty's phone rings~
Alice: If that's snake bluskin block him
Betty: No mom its Archie
Alice: Block him too
My life is on this phrase! hahaha
*plisken
Destiny Mausia hehehe I know right
This scene is amazing
Plisken I want him blocked*
It’s archie*
Eva Brunskill block him too
Ahhh, back when Riverdale had somewhat consistent storylines
Rebbb season four is actually really good in my opinion:)
@@trxfflxs4133 lol no after that "im the daughter of the blackhood" shit hahahhaha
@@trxfflxs4133 naah
Yeah I also like season 4, I dislike season 3 because it was a MESS. And season 4 had a storyline, and in my opinion I like it
Riverdale isnt that bad
Alice: A queen
Jughead: A beanie wearing cad
FP: a real man
Hal: an ass
Hotel: Trovigo
Motel:trovigo**
Cauctus on a window no it’s hotel trivago
Hannah Dewar Yeah it’s supposed to be a joke
Hotel: Five Seasons
I read Beanie wearing cad when she said it🤣🤣
She is my favorite, ever since she asked fp if he was sexually frustrated I was like OKAY WHAT A BADASS. She gets the best lines and I'm here for it
She had the only good lines in Riverdale
She's the only reason I watched Riverdale
She has no fear. Whatsoever. Iconic.
Isn’t crazy that alice gets these lines and the things we get from the other characters are like
“iM wEirD”
“I DoNt fIt iN. AnD i dOnT wAnNa fIt iN”
or
“Im so tired of this toxic masculinity in this hallway”
Dude. They have to say those lines if they want to get paid. These actors need money to support their nanas unless they want to sell drugs with fourth graders
Lol
alice and betty (slight) are the only characters that got a pretty decent script.
Not gonna lie I like the
“Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? ThAt’S wEirD”
It showed he was self aware
Jinx Solaei
i was just saying the writers of the show need to make every character have lines more like alice’s
Isn’t it funny how when they were teenagers Alice was the one scolding FP about not being honest about his south side roots and now that their adults FP is the one scolding Alice about not being honest about her south side roots
um well they were adults durin both times lmao
it's grande Alice scolded FP when they were in high school so no they weren’t adults
@@crystalynaurelia300 oh i thought u meant the beginnin of the season 1
it's grande nope lmao
She’s a hypocrite
Season 1 : this girl is a psychopath
Season 2 : ROSTEDDDDD
Season 4: Oh heh I’m normal again... uh let’s film a documentary about my daughter bf death and cheat on a game show 💀
@@lysiscoolerthanyou what?
@@lysiscoolerthanyou oh I’m on my sisters old account I don’t watch riverdale
@@lysiscoolerthanyou haha it’s ok
“a real man.” yes sis you get that
Alice: *is it true what they say about men who have just been released from prison?”*
FP: *what do they say?*
Alice: *that they’re incredibly sexually frustrated*
*I lost it omg*
@@salientspoon Well, they both had a thing in the past ;)
AND THEN HE JUST SMIRKS AT HER LIKE AHHHASJHAGSHJGASHJA
When my sis and I saw that scene we fvcking *SCREAMED*
FDSKSHSKEBSKSB
@@salientspoon 😏 i think we all know that wasnt a roast, but an invite
i love how at 0:31 alice is insults the blossoms and they’re getting offended while toni’s having the time of her life LMAOOO
Rightttttt
WHAT EPISODE AND SEASON
it’s Archie
block him too
*ICONIC*
Alice: *breathes*
Roast Counter: *Goes up by 2*
Oh my gosh this is so much funnier than the other ones on TH-cam
Alice is the main SH*T!!!!!!! Team Alice
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC BECAUSE THE 100 IS SOOOOOO UNDERATED AND GOOD
She was a badass in season 1 and season 2. They ruined her season 3. I think the bad ass Alice Cooper will come back season 4, I hope.
Well season 4 made her worse
And she gets worse with every season
5:43
"Shut it ,Hal" That's when I fell in love with her, shes my fav character
like if u agree
She says "shove it, hal" But yes I live her for that
yet they had to sexualize her so much in one scene
@@zaccyfn she just got that one... Unlike the others on the show.
F.P : "snakes don't shed their skin so easily."
Snakes : um yes we do...
Snakes: 👁👄👁
*_The word "Don't" is considered a roast xD_*
Only when Alice says it 😂
omf she popped OFF in that last clip
I was literally sCREACHING WHEN I FIRST SAW THAT PART 😂
"keep talking Hal and the next brick I throw may not be at a window" LMAO IM DYING 😂😂😂
Betty- "it's Archie"
Alice- "block him too"
- *Riverdale*
alice: is it true what they say about men who just got released from prison fp?
fp:well what do they say?
alice: tHaT tHeY’Re iNcReDiBLy SeXuALLy FrUsTrAtEd
LMAOOOOOO
Alice is the Queen of sass in riverdale 😂 she drags everyone across town and pulls their weaves out 🤣🤣 she even dragged Hal the serial Killer I mean yes Alice
„Dude, can you bite me?“ *Roast Counter* : 1000000000
when was this??
@@lee-qd2xq season 3 epiosode 4
*its archie*
*block him too*
I feel like Alice has a similar personality to Jughead but dresses just like Betty LOL
Margalida Pujol it’s like she is the child of them lol,,, ik it doesn’t make sense
*bLocK HiM tO*
*too
Tinamarie Adorno too*
*too
too*
too*
'dude can you bite me?'
roast counter: 400019387
This video had me howl-laughing. The way Betty reacts to her mom is priceless. Long may Alice reign
i love how she was iconic since ep 1 but we found out that she's still iconic because she went to the farm but what's up, SHE'S THERE ACTING WITH THE POLICE HEE HEE
THE LAST ONE!!!! OOOF ALICE IS A SAVAGE
Season1: I hate her
Season2: lover her lmao😂
Season3: she okay.....
Season 3 is more like: disgUSTING then, angel
Season 4: a fucking badass.
“If that beanie wearing cad defiled you” 💀💀💀
Lmfaoo
That took me
Honestly, the only way to create world peace is to make Alice Cooper the queen of the universe!
Alice for president 2021
@@michaelnolletti7115 Hi I'm from the future
Alice is the actual queen of Riverdale
I was so glad that she was faking everything at the farm!
Fr
Even though they had her go so far, I mean let us not forget she gave away Betty’s trust fund, sold their home, and burned several (if not all) their family photos 😐
Alice be here ripping everyone apart.
And jugheads like.
“iM wEIrD, iM a WeIRdO. i dONt fIT iN i doNt wAnT tO fIT iN”.
“HObO, bRIde oF HoBO”
(Cheryl’s line)
“ShUt tHe heLL uP JUgHeAd”
(Archie’s lien)
Or Cheryl saying “I’m cuckoo bananas for you, obvi”
Mckenzie Alexa Bon she says “I’m cuckoo bananas for u Humphy” can’t forget that last pesky word
This is more like badass counter
That catwalk scene was a roast by itself!
*bLoCk hIm tOo*
lmfao i love Alice 💀
Everyone is saying she was iconic until she went to the farm but her going to the Farm as the FBI is iconic!
“Fp in every way you are not is a real man” this is my favorite lol so iconic
and then if you add up young alice...
taylorstale well that’s when it gets a lil out of hand.....
Liqa Ali lmaooooooo
" Dude can you bite me " " I pick the sorcerus ,maybe I can make all you nerd disapeer " Young Alice Cooper was amazing
I like how she said "Incredibly sexually frustrated."
I feel like I'm the only one who likes Alice
We stand a queen❤👑
Panda Team Leader I KNO RIGHT!! it’s not like this is a video about stanning alice! 😑😑
no I Stan herrrrr
Omg I fucking worship the ground she walks on 😂😂 I can’t! I love her so much!!!! Omfg I also loved Mädchen Amick (the actress). Literally one of the knly reasons I each riverdale!!
Sis ur not, Alice is a legend
I feel like she’s the only actor on this show that can take her cringey lines and make a masterpiece out of them
Sammm S A M E
I knew Alice isn’t shit I was so happy seeing her being a agent and not a psychopath in the farm
Oooh I love how Alice says FP is a real man #falice
Tahmena Ferdous no ee because bughead would be step siblings 🤢
salma aw-hussein no they wouldn’t
@@natasharotagomez1290 uh, yeah they would...and that would put them in a weird position.
@@carenajones1393 but like they share a brother though so it is already incest
Undead Wish they share a half blood they’re not blood related at all so no it’s not weird loo
“wHaT tHE hEll is going on here alice it’s the miDdLE oF tHe nIGht”
“oh sorry to disrupt the wiTChiNg hOUr aT tHoRn hiLL”
Honestly, Riverdale should have just been the Alice Cooper show. That would have made it a thousand times better.
Betty’s mom: block him. Block him too. Just have no friends, okay?
This should be titled:
*"Alice Cooper being a badass for 7 minutes and 14 seconds straight."*
Alice:’archie’
*roast counter goes up by one*
THAT LAST CLIP WHERE SHE TALKED AB FP WAS SO ICONIC
Season 1: she cool
Season 2: fav character
Season 3: is she okay?
Season 4: she working for FBI and with sheriff now?
“Shut your face, you half-melted, ten cent trollop.”
D A M N
Watching S1 for the first time: I hate her
Rewatching S1: YASSSS QUEEN
“You’re the damn sinner.”
Preach, sister.
“sorry to disrupt witching hour at thornhill” she’s iconic.
season one, she was my least favourite person, season two, she became my favourite, and season 3, she's back to being my least favourite.
What about now after the season finale
3:55 “BLOCK HIM TOO” love this moment😂
Alice: What did you say to Polly?
Roast Counter: *ding*
Me: wHAt?
Betty: "It's Archie!"
Alice: *"Block him too!"*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
TBH SHES LIKE ONE OF THE FEW GOOD CHARACTERS IN THIS SHOW
What about young Alice Cooper?
Kiarra Duboiz Mädchen as Alice>>>>>>> Lili as Alice
Tara Saran :)
i died at “half-melted, two cent trollop”
“Cant wait to see who she drags next from season 3”
Yikes, well Riverdale writers RUINED her in season 3, she wasnt sane again till the very end so that was fun.
Her roasts are better than Roasted Chicken
Her roasts roast my chicken 🐔🔥🔥🔥
@@michaelnolletti7115 They roast the entire world's chicken
1:59 I love that, this is considered a roast 😂
SLAY QUEEN! My favourite character.
CompleteFanGirl favorite*
@@yanetgarcia8549 British variant of English*
she's honestly a new character every season. and i'm here for it. one of the few good characters in this show
“Half melted 10 cent trollop”😂😂😭
I can't believe it took me a whole season and a half to realize what a queen Alice is
Season 2 Alice Cooper is the most iconic character ever
I wish that Alice still acted like a bad ass snake 🐍
Blue Angel now shes just obsessed with “the farm”
‘It’s Archie’
‘Block him too’
Alice is a whole mood😂😂
“Keep talking hal, next I throw a brick maybe won’t be at a window.” LMAOOO
as someone who is watching the mess that is riverdale, i can guarantee that i _am_ just there to see her roast them into the ground
*Me at 3AM*
*phone has no volume*
*turns up volume 1-bit*
Me: hmm it’s a little quiet maybe just-
*turns up by 1 again*
Me: shit it’s too loud
Jichu I choose u yuppp this is me every night
Exactly lol
I love Alice but this is so inaccurate apparently every word she says counts as roast
Ikr, but a lot of them were good roasts
She’s Alice, who cares
“ Shut it Hal and the next brick won’t be at the window.” Savage Alice is hot alice 💦💦
Rebekah Lima HOT 🥵
Adriana IKR
I searched it up and Archie was only 15 when he started dating Miss.Grundy and she was 35 when the show started which makes them 20 years apart and that ain’t ok
Miss Grundy was a child predator
A lot of these weren't actually roasts.
But I do appreciate her savage af character.
roast count 57: mama bear protecting her daughter..... i love her
season 1: too protective
season 2: badass
season 3: *wtf happened*
season 4: *what happened again lmao*
ShOvE iT hAl
(I know I’ve commented a load of times but this video is hilarious)
"it's Archie"
"bLoCk HiM tOo"😂😂😂
this is officially my favourite video on yt