Usually it takes at least 2 sentences to make a non-sequitur. Trump can do it in one, and then rapid fire them, one after another. It's a trick that hypnotists would envy.
Example: Trump - “Mexico is going to pay for the wall” Wait so you’re gonna get Mexico to pay for the wall? Trump - “what I said is that we would ask them to pay and if they don’t pay then you guys can pay for it” Wait so the American citizens have to pay for your wall??? Trump - “no Mexico is paying for it” Wait they are.? Trump - “shrug”
J C we are already paying the taxes the illegal immigrants aren’t paying so shit, I don’t mind paying for the wall if it’ll fix the fact that I have to pay for all of them to live essentially for free....
ShinePretty most illegal immigrants pay taxes. They work under someone else’s social security (it’s hard to get a job illegally nowadays) and get taxed and don’t collect any money back unlike citizens who fall under a certain income.
B.b. Gun I don’t know what’s worse, an illegal immigrant that doesn’t pay taxes or an illegal immigrant that does pay taxes using a stolen social security number....
ShinePretty I didn’t say they stole other people’s social security number. It’s usually borrowed from someone who is not working. The point is that they do pay taxes but don’t collect back which is what you objected to. And it’s been proven that illegal immigrants help the economy.
@@BbGun-lw5vi "Borrowed"?! Ha ha ha, freaking liberals! I am going to "borrow" someone's identity and vote as them because they are too dumb to not try to kill our country from the inside. Liberals even think that voter ID laws are "racist" which is one of the stupidest things they believe--and that isn't an easy thing to accomplish considering the stuff they support. Illegal immigrants are a DRAIN on our society and have very little to offer. Why do you think Mexico teaches people how to stay in the United States without getting deported? It's because even MEXICO agrees that they are a burden and they don't want them either.
This is a rescue rangers episode off the deep end. It’s as if dale discovered model glue and could figure out how put the cap back on he’s so high on glue .
@@jenniferhodges7281 Thanks for your concern. I'm more flattered that you think the fact that he isn't gay is the primary reason I'll never date him. 😂
“Is that where the blood come from mama”??? Effin funny 🤣🤣🤣
He looks so tan! Went from 2% to almond milk real quick
All them naked beaches with his amazingly hot wife
Wow, distinct change in delivery from 2015. Slowed it down, attempts to give impression that he's thinking between each joke. It's an improvement.
Ha ha ha, yeah kinda like a four is better than a two and a half.
I love him on Weekend Update but I honestly never even considered him doing stand up- and he’s fucking hilarious every time!
I was at this show! Colin is fantastic😍
Look at Colin, just look at him... No idea he was going to marry Scarlett Johansson...
"Bastard of busses"... LOLOL
“We have this guy who’s been doing president”
astute analysis. that’s the only way to explain it.
Usually it takes at least 2 sentences to make a non-sequitur. Trump can do it in one, and then rapid fire them, one after another.
It's a trick that hypnotists would envy.
Still spot on.
He makes Scarlett laugh, and then.....
Example:
Trump - “Mexico is going to pay for the wall”
Wait so you’re gonna get Mexico to pay for the wall?
Trump - “what I said is that we would ask them to pay and if they don’t pay then you guys can pay for it”
Wait so the American citizens have to pay for your wall???
Trump - “no Mexico is paying for it”
Wait they are.?
Trump - “shrug”
J C we are already paying the taxes the illegal immigrants aren’t paying so shit, I don’t mind paying for the wall if it’ll fix the fact that I have to pay for all of them to live essentially for free....
ShinePretty most illegal immigrants pay taxes. They work under someone else’s social security (it’s hard to get a job illegally nowadays) and get taxed and don’t collect any money back unlike citizens who fall under a certain income.
B.b. Gun I don’t know what’s worse, an illegal immigrant that doesn’t pay taxes or an illegal immigrant that does pay taxes using a stolen social security number....
ShinePretty I didn’t say they stole other people’s social security number. It’s usually borrowed from someone who is not working.
The point is that they do pay taxes but don’t collect back which is what you objected to. And it’s been proven that illegal immigrants help the economy.
@@BbGun-lw5vi "Borrowed"?! Ha ha ha, freaking liberals! I am going to "borrow" someone's identity and vote as them because they are too dumb to not try to kill our country from the inside. Liberals even think that voter ID laws are "racist" which is one of the stupidest things they believe--and that isn't an easy thing to accomplish considering the stuff they support. Illegal immigrants are a DRAIN on our society and have very little to offer. Why do you think Mexico teaches people how to stay in the United States without getting deported? It's because even MEXICO agrees that they are a burden and they don't want them either.
Colin's baked out of his mind lol his cadence is so off, still hilarious though.
Why he built like a Sims character?
How else can you take credit and deny involvement that’s Trump
I think we all owe Billy Bush an apology 😔
Foreshadowing “the call”
This is a rescue rangers episode off the deep end. It’s as if dale discovered model glue and could figure out how put the cap back on he’s so high on glue .
You drinking Sam Adams bro?
We might as well laugh @ Trump. He's going to be around a long time & he isn't going to change.
God he's so hot.
That is nice you think that but colin jost isn't gay not saying you are gay for thinking that he is hot but it is okay if you are gay.
@@jenniferhodges7281 Thanks for your concern. I'm more flattered that you think the fact that he isn't gay is the primary reason I'll never date him. 😂
Meh
Celebrity crush alert!
This dude is dating Scarlett Johansson
True! Love his memoir!!!
Like Colin's comedy? He'll be back at Comedy Works this May 22nd for 2 shows only!
Tix are going fast! www.comedyworks.com/comedians/colin-jost
Less of a comedy show and more of another political segment on CNN. Meh