Its incredible how many times Simon is literally in the middle of talking about something, Randy interrupts with something totally different and then Simon totally loses the plot mid-sentence and we never get the rest of the story...
Ngl I can see how people get annoyed at it but it’s honestly the reason I started watching the podcast. I think it’s hilarious that he does it every podcast. Am I the only one? 😅
Well You Do 1 Main Channel Video A Week, 2.5 More Sidemen Video, 5.5 Reacts A Week On An Average. *Everything based on approximation* So The Point System 5 PTS :- Sidemen 2 PTS :- MoreSidemen 1 PTS :- Sidemen Reacts A -2 PTS For A Yellow Card -5 PTS For A Red Card. Red Cards only for missing a video (except for major health and family issues) Now A Person Should Host around 8 Main Channel Videos i.e 40 PTS A MoreSidemen Video Needs 5 People atleast a video. ((2.5x52x5x2)÷7) 185 PTS A Reacts Video Needs 3 People Atleast In A Video ((5.5x52x3x1)÷7) = 125 PTS Thus, 350 PTS per year is what each sidemen needs to be fair. So for TH-cam only ( not counting Side+ and other stuffs) So for Example If Simon Hosts 1/3rd Of The Years Video (18 Out Of 52) = 90 PTS, 2/3rd Of MoreSidemen (85 Out of 130) 170 PTS. He Just Needs To Be On 1/3rd Reacts (90 Out Of Around 270). He Can Also Accumulate Suppose Say 400 Pts So That He Can Afford 10 Red Cards/25 Yellow Cards (-50) Of Points
Points system dont work because if Simon Vikk and josh and Tobi get enough points by September for example. The they don't have to appear in any more reacts because they have achieved a points total. What happens if JJ Harry and behz just don't turn up to reacts then that channel just dies for the last 3/4 months. What happens if you dont achieve the points tally. pay for a meal ooooooh lol JJ dont care.
Randy is such a bootlicker. We don't watch sidemen because of Simon's video idea or Josh's video idea. We love watching sidemen because of the boys no matter who makes the plan of the video.
I feel the same way as you @randy. I don’t listen to music or anything because I count how many songs I have listened to and how many more until I would be there and it just makes time go so much slower.
I completely agree with Randy in regards to flights, I always take my switch on the plane and then never play it because it's too much brain power. I do listen to music though. 😂 I don't like knowing how long it's been though, but I have a terrible perception of time. ADHD folks. 😅
52:53 "and the other one is called logistics... that can't be their real names" Randy deals with the sidemen all the time, who have names wroe2shaw, ksi, zerka, throwby (just kidding toby), bazinga, vikkstar, etc oh, I can't believe someone's parents named their kid wroe2shaw
58:30 so she got zeros because she did the wrong dive so it goes down as a failed dive. The referee deemed that her feet hit the water first, so by the rule book she is missing half a somersault on what she was meant to do and therefore it's failed. You have to do the right dive to score at all
55:15 Don't know if this was said already on here but they announced the LA28 venues and there are two events being held in Oklahoma City because LA doesn't have a venue for them (canoe slalom and some other boat or water sport). LA didn't want to make any venues for this Olympics and are only using places that are already built I am pretty sure.
just work out how many videos u have to do per year divide by seven and then u decide when u host ur amount - if someone misses a certain amount of videos they have to do the spare videos
not giving my seat up to just anyone, especially not a kid if the parent is sat. If the mother wants the kid to sit she won’t get a sit for herself she’d get one for the kid alone
"i worked out how many words a second" is a good joke, but also makes me want to start doing it and I hate this. I've worked on not allowing my brain to count arbitrary stuff to track time and this could set me back 😩 I hope i forget this fr
1.Arsenal 2.Liverpool 3.Manchester City 4.Manchester United 5.West ham 6.Newcastle 7.Crystal Palace 8.Chelsea 9.Bournemouth 10.Aston villa 11.Southampton 12.Brighton 13.Tottenham 14.Wolves 15.Leicester city 16.Brentford 17.Everton 18.Fullham 19. Nottingham forest 20. Ipswich town
John is right, every train ride is a mental warfare, you need to scan your surrounding for seats, if you see loads of travellers(with bags), watch out for eurostar related station or stations that changes to airports. If you see loads of kids with their parents, watch out for family hangout stations and BE THERE infront of them. If you see suits or working outfits, look for office heavy stations and BE THERE. If i notice there's one station for a specific type of people that are likely to get off, i'll be there no matter what Everyone's a soldier on the train, the mental warfare begins when you step foot into the train, It's not about you wanting to fight or not, it's about surviving other people's attack
If you don't fight the trainseat war, then you must drive a lot and don't know the struggle of us mortals who walks everywhere and trains are the only down time where we can rest
Regarding sidemen reacts, I'm curious why they don't react to other people's videos or critical live events and share their perspective. I dont tend to like or care about the videos they mostly react to. I assume it's because of copyright or they don't want to take away views from the main creator. I would love to see them react to more prevalent videos like twitch creators react to.
What the FPL chat needs is a deposit in case the loser doesn’t do their forfeit. Say everyone puts in £5k. Nothing to do with the winners money or the trip money. But this is loser deposit. If they don’t do the forfeit, they don’t get their money back. Anyone who doesn’t have to do a forfeit gets their money back for not coming last
Arsenal and liverpool to fight it out. Man united, West ham, Palace and Southampton gonna be big improvers this season. City will start strong and fade they haven't been good in the market for a while. Villa, Spurs, Chelsea to have stinkers.
Probably family discussed that it's fine occasion I don't think he's trying to harm his kid just making her happy cos he has the kid like twice a month
@@TwiceEleven not if it was for the better. Randy’s already eyeing moving on with another person, quit harping over shit he caused. Go to Texas or whatever it is he wants to do and hopefully he can turn his life around. He’s not disciplined at all and while he shows he’s trying, still got a long way to go and he could very well ruin his friendship with the boys before he achieves that, spiral and just become the bum he always was
Interesting how you guys still work on making main channel videos when you could just hire someone to do it for you so you guys just appear in the videos
I'm still skipping through the podcast regardless, I'm not trying to hear Randy's mumbling for an hour, it's a podcast for god's sake, try being audible 😂
Sidemem are done tbh. The guests they get ate obnoxious af and theyre relying on them more and more. Camping video slapped because it was just the 7 sidemen together yet theyre peddling this "more guests become a platform angle" No youtube channel that relied on guest content makers to compensate for the lack of youtuber that made tbe thing EVER works. I remember ray william johnsin tanked because of it
@@Owen-nt8tz compared to what they were averaging they've dropped off. It's gonna continue to slide sadly. Facts of life it was gonna wind down at some point. Among us is keeping moresidemen alive at this point. Thats a bad thing.
Whats good was rly good while it lasted, i think its in thelast stage now , yall are forcing convos , its not as entertaining now , i think yall gotta let this pod go to rest
AFC Bournemouth will be playing champions league football 🏈 next season so y'all's will be losing a lot of points off that alone. We're winnin the league 🍒🌸
Respect to John not feeding his child rubbish and its definetly the right choice
I think one of my fav things about this pod cast is having the crew mic'd and participating in the conversation
1:01:50 is where they talk about sidemen not being in videos
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Thanks idk who actually listens to the whole thing 🤣
@@Iopf a lot of ppl tf
No timestamps? I’ll never recover from this.
Yes, I miss the timestamps 😢
This
What's a timestamp podcasts
Timestamps the real ones frfr
its there now w
Its incredible how many times Simon is literally in the middle of talking about something, Randy interrupts with something totally different and then Simon totally loses the plot mid-sentence and we never get the rest of the story...
Ngl I can see how people get annoyed at it but it’s honestly the reason I started watching the podcast. I think it’s hilarious that he does it every podcast. Am I the only one? 😅
Facts💀
@@miguellizarraga2372yes you are the only one lol
@@kakarotuchiha8662 we need more Randy love fr
@@miguellizarraga2372 nah he's such a yes man
The video was 4 seconds off being 1:23:45
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WHY WHY WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
67 now 😝
@@adora_1haha that’s class
Well You Do 1 Main Channel Video A Week, 2.5 More Sidemen Video, 5.5 Reacts A Week On An Average.
*Everything based on approximation*
So The Point System
5 PTS :- Sidemen
2 PTS :- MoreSidemen
1 PTS :- Sidemen Reacts
A -2 PTS For A Yellow Card -5 PTS For A Red Card. Red Cards only for missing a video (except for major health and family issues)
Now A Person Should Host around 8 Main Channel Videos i.e 40 PTS
A MoreSidemen Video Needs 5 People atleast a video.
((2.5x52x5x2)÷7) 185 PTS
A Reacts Video Needs 3 People Atleast In A Video
((5.5x52x3x1)÷7) = 125 PTS
Thus, 350 PTS per year is what each sidemen needs to be fair.
So for TH-cam only ( not counting Side+ and other stuffs)
So for Example
If Simon Hosts 1/3rd Of The Years Video (18 Out Of 52) = 90 PTS, 2/3rd Of MoreSidemen (85 Out of 130) 170 PTS. He Just Needs To Be On 1/3rd Reacts (90 Out Of Around 270).
He Can Also Accumulate Suppose Say 400 Pts So That He Can Afford 10 Red Cards/25 Yellow Cards (-50) Of Points
Points system dont work because if Simon Vikk and josh and Tobi get enough points by September for example. The they don't have to appear in any more reacts because they have achieved a points total. What happens if JJ Harry and behz just don't turn up to reacts then that channel just dies for the last 3/4 months. What happens if you dont achieve the points tally. pay for a meal ooooooh lol JJ dont care.
can confirm, talia's subathon is still going 💀
As she should 🥰🙂↕️
Still going day 8
how long did it last ?
@@revengewrld999 11 days
Where are the timestamps man
Shows Simon’s ball knowledge compared to the pitchside muppets
Randy is such a bootlicker.
We don't watch sidemen because of Simon's video idea or Josh's video idea. We love watching sidemen because of the boys no matter who makes the plan of the video.
he'd have reached his goal if all he did was lick boots!! (just banter)
Randy has made bootlicking in to a sport at this point
This will be the last year of weekly sidemen Sundays I think
What makes you say that?
@@fads232when was the last time they were all in a video, both moresidemen and sidemen?
@@fads232 busy schedules for all the members
Deadass. I’ve seen it a lot recently where they just complain about their job.
They will continue doing Sidemen Sunday. If JJ loses his boxing match against Jake Paul or Ethan leaving sidemen which is highly unlikely right now.
That point system thing is what i've always thought you should do. I think it makes perfect sense
Randy cooked on the Olympics country/location technicality and was so proud of himself for figuring out how to word what he was thinking correctly
I will never understand why people that don’t like Randy watch the podcast
Love you Randy !!
Clearly because they like Simon
People are usually very clear about why they don't like Randy. Especially in the comments. Maybe just read what they say?
The set is amazing comparing to the last ones. well done
I feel the same way as you @randy. I don’t listen to music or anything because I count how many songs I have listened to and how many more until I would be there and it just makes time go so much slower.
I feel like a fellas X whatsgoods Collab is needed
Yesss!
Randy and his tangents lmao
0:04
0:04 where is thia segment in thepodcast?
I completely agree with Randy in regards to flights, I always take my switch on the plane and then never play it because it's too much brain power. I do listen to music though. 😂 I don't like knowing how long it's been though, but I have a terrible perception of time. ADHD folks. 😅
52:53 "and the other one is called logistics... that can't be their real names"
Randy deals with the sidemen all the time, who have names wroe2shaw, ksi, zerka, throwby (just kidding toby), bazinga, vikkstar, etc
oh, I can't believe someone's parents named their kid wroe2shaw
58:30 so she got zeros because she did the wrong dive so it goes down as a failed dive. The referee deemed that her feet hit the water first, so by the rule book she is missing half a somersault on what she was meant to do and therefore it's failed. You have to do the right dive to score at all
Randy you should look into eckhart tolle and Carl jung I think you would find what they say interesting and thought provoking
Did I just hear Simon say the drive from Dallas to college station was 7 hours??? 😭 it’s 3 hours apart
Randy’sshould realise through john that he can do it too. Sounding low key jealous
55:15 Don't know if this was said already on here but they announced the LA28 venues and there are two events being held in Oklahoma City because LA doesn't have a venue for them (canoe slalom and some other boat or water sport). LA didn't want to make any venues for this Olympics and are only using places that are already built I am pretty sure.
so Randy get mad lol
I'm a 26 year old woman and I'm disabled but you wouldn't be able to tell unless I said. But I'd probably explain that if I needed to ask for a seat
Y JJ is in the description of the people in the podcast HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂
Which episode did they agree to the bet in?
College Station mention wow!
A subathon is a great way to make money
just work out how many videos u have to do per year divide by seven and then u decide when u host ur amount - if someone misses a certain amount of videos they have to do the spare videos
not giving my seat up to just anyone, especially not a kid if the parent is sat. If the mother wants the kid to sit she won’t get a sit for herself she’d get one for the kid alone
LA Olympics already announced softball and canoeing will be in Oklahoma City
"i worked out how many words a second" is a good joke, but also makes me want to start doing it and I hate this. I've worked on not allowing my brain to count arbitrary stuff to track time and this could set me back 😩 I hope i forget this fr
I don’t understand how Simon can be so smart sometimes but then not be sure if Hawaï is past the west coast
1.Arsenal
2.Liverpool
3.Manchester City
4.Manchester United
5.West ham
6.Newcastle
7.Crystal Palace
8.Chelsea
9.Bournemouth
10.Aston villa
11.Southampton
12.Brighton
13.Tottenham
14.Wolves
15.Leicester city
16.Brentford
17.Everton
18.Fullham
19. Nottingham forest
20. Ipswich town
29:50 Saints are finishing ng rock bottom; we're talking Derby/Sheff Utd numbers
02:55
John is such a jerk for his standards of not giving up his seat
John is right, every train ride is a mental warfare, you need to scan your surrounding for seats, if you see loads of travellers(with bags), watch out for eurostar related station or stations that changes to airports.
If you see loads of kids with their parents, watch out for family hangout stations and BE THERE infront of them.
If you see suits or working outfits, look for office heavy stations and BE THERE.
If i notice there's one station for a specific type of people that are likely to get off, i'll be there no matter what
Everyone's a soldier on the train, the mental warfare begins when you step foot into the train, It's not about you wanting to fight or not, it's about surviving other people's attack
If you don't fight the trainseat war, then you must drive a lot and don't know the struggle of us mortals who walks everywhere and trains are the only down time where we can rest
Regarding sidemen reacts, I'm curious why they don't react to other people's videos or critical live events and share their perspective. I dont tend to like or care about the videos they mostly react to. I assume it's because of copyright or they don't want to take away views from the main creator. I would love to see them react to more prevalent videos like twitch creators react to.
What the FPL chat needs is a deposit in case the loser doesn’t do their forfeit. Say everyone puts in £5k. Nothing to do with the winners money or the trip money. But this is loser deposit. If they don’t do the forfeit, they don’t get their money back. Anyone who doesn’t have to do a forfeit gets their money back for not coming last
Randy, you’re British - never use the word “addicting” again.
Can confirm Simon has 0 ball knowledge
would love to see you guys do a livestream epsiode
Please get guests
What iPads are they using?
Arsenal and liverpool to fight it out. Man united, West ham, Palace and Southampton gonna be big improvers this season. City will start strong and fade they haven't been good in the market for a while. Villa, Spurs, Chelsea to have stinkers.
bring back timestamps im not watching this while thing
the way randy says that at 23:23 is jokes lmao
Why the f is Randy feeding his daughter junk food before shes even 1?
Probably family discussed that it's fine occasion I don't think he's trying to harm his kid just making her happy cos he has the kid like twice a month
look at the guy😂
John is 100 per cent man version of a Karen
This podcast felt like their first time meeting
2:45. 42:00. 1:20:11
55:40 that's Calfreezy
Randy!!! Please can you stop playing with the mic please!!!!!
the whale tattoo incoming
Pokemon is so sad lol how is it still a thing 😂😂😂😂😂
Randy has changed from a fun loving happy guy to a cynic who keeps asking for money
Divorce does that to a person
@@TwiceEleven not if it was for the better. Randy’s already eyeing moving on with another person, quit harping over shit he caused. Go to Texas or whatever it is he wants to do and hopefully he can turn his life around. He’s not disciplined at all and while he shows he’s trying, still got a long way to go and he could very well ruin his friendship with the boys before he achieves that, spiral and just become the bum he always was
Nah those premier league predictions stunk.. smh for west ham reckon they will get at least top 6 this season with the squad they have
Top 10 at best😂
Interesting how you guys still work on making main channel videos when you could just hire someone to do it for you so you guys just appear in the videos
timestamps?
At least randolph knows he's insufferable
God i hope we stay in the prem so many haters/doubters ill be here let get this! #ITFC come on you blues!
They removed the timestamps so people can't skip just to the Sidemen bits. Looks like they really need that watchtime 😆
I'm still skipping through the podcast regardless, I'm not trying to hear Randy's mumbling for an hour, it's a podcast for god's sake, try being audible 😂
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Simon should buzz cut again
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24 seconds and zero views. The fall off is wild
Cringe comment tbh
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Sidemem are done tbh. The guests they get ate obnoxious af and theyre relying on them more and more. Camping video slapped because it was just the 7 sidemen together yet theyre peddling this "more guests become a platform angle"
No youtube channel that relied on guest content makers to compensate for the lack of youtuber that made tbe thing EVER works. I remember ray william johnsin tanked because of it
Sidemen are done but they still average 7 or so million viewers on their main channel and have one of the best series on TH-cam with among us
@@Owen-nt8tz compared to what they were averaging they've dropped off. It's gonna continue to slide sadly. Facts of life it was gonna wind down at some point.
Among us is keeping moresidemen alive at this point. Thats a bad thing.
“Sidemen are done” yet their making more money than ever
@@dtm2333 its only downhill from now, they have peaked.
@@sawarnik1975 doesn’t really matter, they are never gonna fall off, even if they are past their peak
Whats good was rly good while it lasted, i think its in thelast stage now , yall are forcing convos , its not as entertaining now , i think yall gotta let this pod go to rest
Continue to sleep 😴😪 on Athletic Football 🏈 Club Bournemouth 🍒. You will come to see at seasons end the error of your ways...
Chelsea top 4 ?? c'mon man
Wouldn’t really be unexpected considering the second half of last season
AFC Bournemouth will be playing champions league football 🏈 next season so y'all's will be losing a lot of points off that alone. We're winnin the league 🍒🌸
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Awful PL predictions from Simon🤣
GOD Bless you all!✝️🙏🏻❤️
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Randy the goatttt
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