Sam Reich Bought Tumblr For $69 Billion
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 พ.ย. 2024
- Sam spent so much on Tumblr that he's putting the "e" back in. #dontlaughnews #dropout #comedy
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Great episode for Sam to be wearing a red tie, really brings the whole thing together.
gotta love a good costume department
Ties it together, you might say.
@@titanuranus3095
Just excellent
Could you explain the context im missing? Is this a tumblr joke? A joke about sam? Im so confused
@@GuitarOfTime0116
I think it's about republicans wearing red ties while Dems wear blue, but I might be too European to be able to get that right
The best part of this is that its Sam's wife doing the roasting.
Wait, WHAT!
@@alloypaulson7520 Yeah Elaine is his wife.
@@matthewdykeman8149the lady who says "it says pervert on my prompter"? I was wondering who she was. Is this the same episode that has the contribution from Sam's father? I saw that in another short.
@@malcolmrowe9003 It is yeah.
Wait wait wait. Very Mary Kate?????
This is even funnier when you t know the woman who said “it says ‘pervert’ on my teleprompter” is Sam’s actual wife
I didn’t actually put that together crazy thing is I feel like I’ve seen his wife in things before I knew Sam
No, that’s sounds less funny and more abusive and dysfunctional. I hope sams doing okay.
@@chimericalicalDisgraceful.
@@chimericalicalI don’t think this guy has a good grasp of “joking around with loved ones” and “abuse”
@@Barren_soul Chime is gonna call couples abuse the second his wife or more likely girlfriend teases him
Tumblr's current owners *wish* they could sell it for $69 billion. I dont think they even payed $69 million for it lmao
Closer to $3 million if memory serves, which is still a lot for what's essentially a few hundred thousand screaming possums in a trenchcoat.
@@hiimemilyI think one of the things I like most about Tumblr is your description would work whether you have love or disdain or hostility or snarky neutrality towards Tumblr. XD
I'd pay 69 dollars for it. And then just give it away to a random blog
@@The155thbird give it away to some random one that's been inactive for the past 10 years and let people riot as they search for the owner
@@hiimemily tumblr would take being called that as a compliment
OK. You guys have now convinced me to get Dropout TV just to see this absolute roast happening here.
His dad showing up was hilarious. Sam saying afterwards about dad found time to roast him but never being able to fit a Game Changers cameo into the past Clinton Secretary of the Treasury’s schedule was the cherry on top
It's the only streaming service I've never dropped. Good stuff.
Also watch d20 while you’re at it
His dad must be so disapointed.
Having only just recently been made aware who exactly his dad is, I agree.
So must his hometown... actually where is Sam From?
his dad is in the skit bffr
I think they actually got a clip of his dad getting in on the joke in this episode
@@hooting-ton5215
Cambridge, Massachusetts born and raised. They must be so disappointed at the Piccadilly Theater
Two full roast episodes, and STILL Sam has not been burned as badly as when he was saying when he first met Brennan, and Brennan started with
"We met FIVE YEARS EARLIER"
Omg, what was that on?
@@crowmuse6312 don't laugh news episode entitled "We've actually met before" the punishment for the one who laughed the most (Sam) was he had to recount when he met the others for the first time.
@@Willothemask thank you so much
Not to mention Katie saying "WE ARE COUSINS"
This. This. :D
Sam’s wife on the set and then the surprise video guest made this episode one of the best.
The pvp episodes are some of my favoeite
Mother effin magnates, how do they work?
I think How it's made did a piece on how they are created. Interesting stuff.
@@sycops1my dude...
That's the neat part, they don't!
@@sycops1 , How It's Made did a piece on "magnates" ? Did it involve lots of greased palms and looking the other way?
@@sycops1LMAO
This is somehow better than the onion.
Its not.
@@ZeSgtSchultzGuys we forgot to check with the Quality Officer, apparently we can't find this better than The Onion, its objective fact.
@@Incompetent_Hero Thanks, Quality Officer!
That's because their budget is garbage now, they can only make simple shorts and podcasts.
They're 2 entirely different things so comparing them at all is really idiotic tbh.
I can’t wait to hear what his father has to say about this news!
I would love if Sam actually bought Tumblr. He could bring the most chaotic hellsite on the internet to new levels of chaos and nonsense
We're bringing back Dropout America
I've been on Tumblr for more than a decade now and I assure you it's filled with junkies and perverts, I love it.
But they got rid of all the porn
@@jjgarcia156”Got rid” is such a strong term for how lax their content moderation staff actually are these days
@@jjgarcia156 That's just what they tell Apple so they don't get kicked off the app store.
Sam would probably be a better owner of tumblr than the actual current owners of tumblr. I support this buyout
The "what a pervert" got me good
i love how this series turned from jokes and random stuff to essentially character assasinations now and then xD
Lily's strategy for Breaking News seems to be to say every word like it's a threat 😂
If Sam did buy Tumblr they should remake the CEO sketch but with him instead of Brennan
I believe the exact offer was $69,420,800,870.70
I dig it when they bring back the old school cast
Okay so, one episode is funny, two episodes is ridiculous, but three episodes is character assassination.
If Elon Musk bought Tumblr, it would have been run into the ground faster than Twitter
Everyone on Tumblr would deliberately run it into the ground as fast as possible.
Neil would lead the charge
@@devincetee5335 Gaiman or Cicierega?
Is that just a Sam Roasting News? Wth xD
They’ve already done Grant twice 🤷🏻♂️
@@oldvlognewtricksdoing grant twice isn’t really that surprising though. He’s quite the manwhore. 😂
This was the best episode of Breaking News
More of this please.
Tumblr isn’t even worth $69, let alone $69 billion
Putting the Reich in Sam Reich
Nah 💀💀
It says pervert on my prompter
no but like she’s onto one abt the branding bc this is literally my first time getting a video from this channel 😭
Shows Sam is a great boss, they're comfortable roasting him to his face
He didn't deny the allegations, just that percert was not on the prompter.
given the shit show that the current tumblr owner is involved with. i would *love* to see sam reich buy tumblr
Looks like a fun bloke to be around with. Where hes from again?
Streaming magnet lol
Classic, they really do a good job of roasting
The boys lmao
is this episode available full on youtube? I cant seem to find it
The tumblr folks would tear him to shreds I tell you
man drop out is super hit or miss
if sam bought tumblr it would save the site honestly
Prompter? I hardly know her.
You can get tumbler for less than a billion at this point
which episode is this??
I Don’t think tumblr is even worth just $69 at this point. Pukicho made sure of that
Laughing my butt off
ok but this would fix tumblr’s problems rn
Which episode is this
Fun fact: Yahoo bought Tumblr for 1 billion then sold it for 3 million.
Dropout is the only media service where the ceo is not only featured in most broadcasting, but also mocked by the cast
I wish dropout bought tumblr
Sam definitely lost this one 😂😂😂
69k is more realistic for tumblr LMAO
Tbf Tumblr costs like two carrots and some loose change right now, you could totally buy it and it would still be a better financial decision than whatever Elongated Muskrat was on
To be fair, doing better then Elon Musk is pretty much guarenteed
Wow, and here I was starting to like Sam Reich. Sadly he seems just another right wing tech billionaire loon. I hope he gets the help he needs and doesn’t ruin Tumblr in the process.
Gosh Sam reich is really right wing isn’t he?
I don't know if you're joking or not, but in case you aren't: he's not
That last name reminds me of something… what are if we just changed his first name to German?
not austrian?
Tumblr was actually sold in 2019 for only $3 million, or $0.003 billion.
Wasnt it bought by Yahoo before that for a billion
i wish sam would buy tumblr
Given that he’s an active user, I would honestly be kinda down with Sam owning Tumblr
Sam Reich being considered right-wing would come as a huge surprise given who his father is.
Sam would do better with tumblr then the current staff 😅
sam should buy tumblr tbh
Okay but can Sam buy tumblr? I think he would do a good job 😂😂
Ooooh my god 🤭
It's fun that they think they aren't right wing.
I might be wrong, but I’m sure dropout isn’t right wing. They are more left than anything else
They aren't. They may be libs, but they're not right wing
😄
Im stuck on the concept of Sam being right wing. Can you imagine what the states would look like if Sam was the epitome of the right?
Sam III Reich
Oh didn't know sam was right wing.
He isn't actually lol
@@thekodex1186but he said and I quote “ I think that the left is the wrong way to go down”
niiiiiiiiiice
Only dnd show that makes u pay
It's true
This is just the ruling class having some fun
Apartheid, because elon is south african. I get it.
No because Elon's family got rich off of Apartheid labour back in south africa.
Nah more that his family got rich though mining operations during apartheid SA… ya know a place famous for it protection of indigenous workers rights… also hes been pretty open bout his racism
Using ihis platform as a joke
"I beg you no more ill tell you where are Hideouts are no more please this is cruel and unusual punishment"-taliban prisoner forced to watch this show
I love these videos so much and I love college humor. I just wish they'd keep the left AND right wing, or just political views out of their comedy sketches entirely. Don't get me wrong, imma laugh anyways lol. I just wish everything wasn't so political nowadays. I miss when comedy was just that; comedy.
I'm not sure that anything said here can be taken at face value. This is satire humor
Comedy has always regarded political commentary or issues, and besides, this isn't even that, it's a chatacter assassination / roast lol, that's why it was brought up
I wonder what crimes their ancestors and therfore they are guilty of committing against what they deemed to be a lesser people..
Elon Musk being an Apartheid supporter might be funnier if there wasn't a Boer genocide going on.
You think they would have learned with Rwanda, the white farmer is your best friend, doing the jobs nobody else really wants to... Assuming the risks so your population can be sustained at a higher level with a lower impact on the biosphere that population would normally demand.
they arent bias at all.
This is a progressive comedy show…what do you expect
Cry
Trump 2024