World of Tanks - Doomed
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2024
- Tremble mortals, for the rumbling and rattling that thou hearest is the sound of thine doom approaching! Approaching very, very slowly...
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When he started aiming at that bush in the end and JIngles was silent I 1000% thought he was about to blindfire the 212
The Lord of the Memes ikr, I’m like, ohhhhh, he’s gonna blind fire and blow this thing to pieces with a second left on the clock.
Thanks for featuring my replay! If anyone is wondering, I changed my in-game name to Team_Blacksheep a couple of battles later after figuring my name might not go over to well if my replay was featured. Oh well.
Fucking legend mate
Too bad because it was a good name, fitting for the Doom turtle.
And for anyone who want to know why, do what I did and google it.
That was quite the epic game. Right on!
Factory: how much armor do you want?
American army: yes
Only on this tank, other American tanks have same armor as my car
American army: but give it the same engine as the Sherman.
"...and had managed to collect enough gold in the process, to bail out the Greek national economy"
As a Greek I find this comment -offensive- hilarious xD
I never thought of that as a benefit of playing WoT... maybe I shouldn't had stopped playing after all xD
well after brexit we can say that about britain as well
could be worse if it was the Russians lol
@@leavus You do know that Great Britain was not part of the EU until very recently right? What the hell do they teach in school these days? Damn.
@@jdtcskate ''The UK joined the European Union in 1969'' times have changed boomer. Your economy is going to crash, housing and real estate prices are going to plummet. Rich chinese and russians will buy it cheap and pretty much fuck your workers sideways till the money is dry.
The problem just is, there is no one to bail you out
I heard him say that same joke numerous times over the years as a sub lol
Quote: "What should we do to occupy our right hand while we're waiting...?" :)
No way we are going to let Jingles get away with that one. ;)
I have at least 3 good ideas. :P
Maybe relocate? Nah. That would be no fun. Some people just don't want there surroundings to change.
@@richled6134 *cough* skycancer *cough*
@@RoderickVoordouw right hand is for beer and for SPG fire button
Lol the arty driver name was Hu flung poo. Self aware arty is best arty lol
At 3.50: "He fires his first shot!"
Me: "That definitely wasn't his first shot - and his first shot also bounced!" - Looks in the comments to see the inevitable top 10 comments all listing this classical Jingles.
...
Nothing? Am I too early? Is this a Jingles video? Is this Earth?
and he fires gold at the 430 as well so its only fair gold is fired back at him
it is a Jingles Video.. we should start wondering when he suddenly starts getting ALL the facts correct ;)
Thought same thing. Saw him shoot from his "obvious sniping position ".
And Jingles refers to gold ammo as "skill" ammo. Seriously old man?
Similar thing happened a bit later. 7.00 Jingles is still going on about arty not shooting the T95, but at 6.38 the T95 used his med kit to remove the stun from arty.
I almost pissed myself laughing when the last artillery was spotted and the Heavenly chorus kicked in. Hilarious!!!
Bringing some early Christmas joy in that T95.
That was Teddy Roosevelt's hand stretching from the height of Heaven and revealing the arty. HOOSAH!
*Eagle noises in the background*
Bully!
Artillery: “are we the baddies?”
Yes yes you are !
@@jeffreypurcell4681 Oh No we're not!!!!! (well, maybe, sometimes....oh go on then ) . Also, just got the T95 myself..... the joys, the joys. Good game though.
Both got Confederate medals.
I hope that was a Mitchell and Webb reference :D
@Impeach the orange Clown Which is one reason I restrict my WoT activity to watching video commentary by Jingles. Ever since the FreeFoch incident when a very good player called WoT out on their nonsense, it has accelerated toward the toi toi. Throwing cotton pillows - indeed...
Anyone else get a genuine chill down their spine when he said "You all know what I'm talking about?"
Nope because I dont have soviet arty and I dont load gold ammo!
Jingles red eyes shotgun pumping noises
I feel like jingles just spent a few hours getting ripped by Soviet tanks before making this video
Nope. I quite this game years ago.
*Laughs Nervously in owning basically the entire Russian tech tree*
15:23 Jingles, you really made me think he would of blind fired the bush and won the game, with a "miracle". Although not as satisfying as I expected, still a really enjoyable ending.
Jingles videos keep getting better hahah
T95 in 2013: 32,830 damage blocked
T95 in 2019: 0 damage blocked
That is a perfect description of the powercreep in this game
@@imaginerose It's so bad.
@@JohnnyShagbot The balance struggle is real. Some of these tanks become outdated by the games age. I remember the defender was to strong of a VIII tank. Now I'll be lucky to block shots that were blocked a week ago. What the hell happened? lol
@@Goldnuggetification don't even try to use legacy heavies like the german tigers now. they're literally just a slower panther now.
I regularly use my T95 and I regularly bounce 3-4k damage. I also rarely fire any gold. My record for damage blocked is around 13k.
Thr doom turtle is still a blast to play and personally I think it is better than the tortise.
Quote, from Rita :When you think about it, Jingles lives with a Lynx, a Tiger, a Panther and a Cougar in training.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
:)
forgot about the the M41 walker bulldog formerly known as "Boo"
Walker Boodog
The music right at the end was an elegant touch Jingles
"AFK with his finger on the S key" Que the X-files music.
i think he was not afk it more like to be ping problem or internet go poop :P
Brain is AFK, finger is on S key
Low blood sugar wakes me up during the night
22 second old Jingles video
This is ok
3:46 Jingles that wasn't his first shot! LoL it was definitely at 2:25! 🤦♂️🤷♂️
That-a-Boy Jingles.
And that one bounced too LOL! XD
*hears a shotgun cocking*
@@Gibby34340 No problem, it will bounce as well. Unless he loaded the gold ammo.
But knowing Jingles, I suspect salt.
DRAG HIM TO THE MINES!
Thanks for pointing it out
The drama, the music, the ending..... the coffee spray from my nose. Perfect entertainment Jingles. My coveralls will not be up to standards for work in the salt mines
You have a coverall? I just got a loincloth to work in!!! I demand fairness for all male inma- i mean coworkers to have the same amount of clothing!
Strip him down and make his coveralls into loincloths!!!
I started checking if I had another video playing.
Sorry, I’ve been in that situation with the T95 and I found the ending to be hilarious. Also amusing that it didn’t end as a draw and the angelic music as the last artillery showed was so appropriate
“All You Russian heavy tank drivers know what I’m talking about”
*looks nervously at his KV-2 and IS-2 1945* whaaaaat? Naaaah. No clue jingles
Now THAT, is what you call snatching victory from the jaws of defeat.
*from the jaws of a draw :)
Or snatching defeat from the jaws of victory on the enemy's part. All their two artys had to do was stay alive and run the clock down. But nope. They had to win harder :P
@@Dumbrarere this is not Warships, if the clock runs down then it's a draw, nobody wins
@@nemlas85
Actually both team loses, so he wasn't *that* wrong.
@@nemlas85 Fair :P
Me: _sighs_ now what am I going to play to satiate my inner tank weeb?
BANDAI NAMCO: _Girls und Panzer! Dorimu Tanku Macchi!!_
Me: *I L L T A K E Y O U R E N T I R E S T O C K*
It's almost as if WG deliberately make Russian tanks hilariously OP as punishment for the lack of cold war materialisation and years of T55 jokes.
Not only the tanks :D laughs in Smolensk with a note of Kremlin - And then they wonder about the Russian bias meme
T-55 jokes? Was it a bad tank?
And T-14 Armata jokes too. :^)
I mean Russians won the war and are still the top world's power, militaristic speaking. Oh well...
@@lov3masterns nice memes. XD
I am proud to say that I myself manage to do the "T95 Malinowka scouting run extravaganza" from exactly the same spawn point just a few weeks after I saw the video on QB's channel.
The numbers in my post game stats weren't as impressiv as in the original video but I was very satisfied how it turned out. I survived, made it across the field right into the enemy base, spotted round about 4k, dealt something around 3k damage and received a shit load of hits and it only took me 12 minutes and countless track repairs to cross the Malinowka field.
I had higher experience games in the T95 but this one I will always remember.
"God is on the side of the big guns" - but the 212 probably had the bigger gun...
Makro arty isn’t a option.
The mighty Doom Turtle. t may not be the monster it once was but I still get a chuckle when someone comes around a corner into my gunsights, brake hard,, reverse as fast as they can and I can just about hear them soiling their trousers.
Oh yeah, just in time for my morning coffee.
Timezones are a funny thing it's almost 2AM here
@@SmolPotatowo it was like 2: 00 am for me in the united states.
Oi, from the Czech Republic then, fellows!
@@Sunshrine2 hello from the United States
Alexandr Zaykov
You held it in your right hand? Was it hot too? Hot coffee?
I was thinking (I know, happens sometimes but then, I play arty) that there's a reason it takes arty so longer to read the telegram. First we have to decipher the poorly crayoned ramblings of the lights or incoherent rantings of the mediums. Heavies never stop sniffing the glue long enough and TDs won't send anything for fear that any movement might let someone know where they were. Even on their own team.
Did I miss anyone? Hope not! :P
Not forgetting the Window Licking wheeled vehicles who generally active spot themselves to death while you are still positioning
"looking about at your wee body pillows" - I'm dying
Weeb*
Okay, I have to admit, that was the best game commentary I ever heard in my life. Seriously.
THAT WAS GREAT!!! The choir came in, the turtle turned, the timer was shown and the shot was fired.
I played a game yesterday with someone who had the name "Beer_and_TD's" so I don't think this game can surprise me anymore... And then you give me this video.
"I'm gonna sing the doom song now"
Thank you
Ah yes a daily dose of Jingles just in time I arrive home from work.
@uncletigger that doesn't sound like acceptable speech from a salt Miner
4:38
“I sincerely f*cking hate this f*cking game.”
-Doom Turtle driver, 2019
Why are you censoring? No one of value gets offended by the word fuck
@@dereinepeterpan5637 Even comments with cursewords and such can get a video demonetized these days.
@@tokenfinnishguy8714 Mentioned the D word in the comments, huh? DEMONETIZED.
@@JohnnyShagbot *oh no*
Man, that gun handling the first half of this video is why the T30 just about gave me a stroke.
“Bounce.... into the tracks.... misses full broadside.... missed again.... OH A HIT- wait, rolled for 600 damage.”
Ah, old fashioned Jingles gameplay comment, laced with irony and mild sarcasm.
More please!
I played the doom turtle back when it was top tier for the line and even ran it in some clan wars, those were the days.
Deym,.. one of the best wot video I've watched in a while. Commentary was spot on.
I know next to nothing about WoT, but that commentary was worth its weight in gold ammo. I was already laughing just from reading the description, and I sure will be coming back for more!
Thought this was just another video - and then Jingles adds the angelic music at the very end and I just lost it. Hahahahahaha. I have to watch that ending again. That made my day.
Your voice sounds a bit off; I hope you're not getting sick.
man flu
Shooting too much Testosterone
Doctor ordinates a double Redbull&Vodka, and light on the caffeinated soft drink there barkeep. It won't stop the man-flu, but you don't have to suffer through it councious....
What a journey... From today's Schlieffen video from Jingles, to Boberdog's T95 video by QB, to here... and what an ending :D
Petition to get Jingles to do a DOOM Eternal Playthrough. Please sign your name below.
Frostdraken 5 i here by decree this a grand idea.
Yes!
Im so hyped for that game. The first game was amazing .
Yes.
I sure hope the vr availability isn't far away either
I have watched this 7times and it just keeps getting better...
At the end I laughed like a baby being tickled by a man with large meaty hands.
Every time I think about playing this game again, I just have to tune into a few youtube videos and I am cured.
15:24 I love the fact all you can hear is the music and also that the second you hear the ding he turns is just priceless
OMG! That's GREAT!
I bought back my T95 about 2 months ago, because I missed her stately movement across the battle field.
Just need to train the crew again....
Jingles laying down some hard truths during this video. Good to see that the old standbys still got the guts to call out bad players!
Heck yeah Jingles, that was a video done in the classic style, throwing insults left right and center and cackling like a gnome about it
This was one of those special videos that you see once in a lifetime.
THAT was awesome, thank you Jingles, and thank you Doom Turtle
I loved the it'll take a miracle line, shortly followed by the angelic music at about 15:23, and the final kill. It was so funny it brought me to tears!
As russian Arty-Player, who loads the gold from the get go, I have to say. Iam pretty offended by your harsh words. My Win-Rate is totally down to my overwhealming skills and there is no correlation whatsoever between the size of my wallet and the amount of games iam winning.
I expecting a public excuse by The Mighty Jingles.... Where are the british manners, your country is well known for? You cant speak out the obvious.... Thats not nice.
P.S: And if you can find some grammar issues in this text, its not down to me and the fact that iam not a native english speaker. Its the fault of the guy I pulled of the street and set in front of my PC to write these words. These fool had no clue at all and I have to admit, I strongly assume he was an EBR player or even worse a WoWs carrier player.....
;-)
no not the carrier players D:
My god, as a CV player I've taken a lot of shit, but my god, have we really sunk that low? Even the WoT players are insulting us now? :(
OH shots fired!
we lost them with Brexsit lol
Can we give this guy a medal? Or failing that, can he at least get a heart from the Gnome Overlord? Because this is absolute self-aware gold right here.
Proof positive that RNGesus does in fact love the T95 "Doomturtle".
except it bounced as many shots as it hit, while not bouncing a single shot on itself. I'd say this was far more about persistence than luck.
I’ve finally caught up after weeks of being suggested years old jingles videos and am caught up
Your first T-95 "doom turtle" video is what got me to start playing WoT in the first place.
There days you put up a video that makes me want to play tanks. This was one such. Thank you!
For a second there, i thought he was gonna blindfire into that bush and kill the arty. But this is just as good. :-D
Who knew the Doomturtle drive system had a cruising speed of approximately two to the power of twenty-five thousand to one against!
That was a disgustingly likely improbable victory.
i love how natural your commentary is
I don’t know what happened but jingles commentary has been getting better
This is one of the best videos from a commentary perspective in months. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
4:10 - no pen for the T95, snapshot from the *russian* tank pens... sure, games not rigged... noooo, not at all.
Paul you son of gun , YOU'VE MADE ME TO ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING AT THE END OF THE GAME !!! That is what I get if I watch the videos of a britt !!!
all the good, the bad, and the ugly in 1 replay..just perfect
Good one your majesty Jingles. Love the commentary. Gave me a good, much needed laugh.
Every once in a while I get a hankering for good old WoT.. but then I watch a game in the current meta, and thank the video creator for reminding me of the giant amounts of suck in current year WoT.
Thank you, Mr. Mighty Jingles. You reminded me why I quit. I can still enjoy this game from a safe distance, via videos.
As somwone who rly works hard for his 55% winrate i rly enjoyed todays commentary :D Ty for that Jingles ^^
Holy mother of lord sweet jesus! What a finish! Faneffingtastic!
At the very moment I saw the 5A come round the corner around 5:50 me thinks “boom that’s 600hp gone” *bounces*
love your videos jingles and have come to know kinda what to expect from them. That being said, it still didn't stop me from spilling my drink in both surprise and shock when not only did he spot the last artillery but was also able to aim, shoot and kill it with 0 seconds to spare
Your doom is approaching.
Yep.
Approaching.
On its way.
On the move.
Feel free to duck out for a cuppa and a smoke while your doom approaches.
I loved that old video of that tank telling his team he'll go scout and he becomes the salt that was rubbed into the enemy's wounds. Do You know how many keyboards, mice, and video didplays were destroyed because of that game? How many reports were filed about a hacked tank? Just watching and hearing rounds bounce off that tank with no panicky counter maneuvers taken to really avoid getting shot. Got to be one of the top 3 videos of all time in world of tanks. A true classic.
Nice Bill Hicks homage.
I guess driving a russian heavy tank in world of tanks IS comparable in shame to dreaming of being able to perform autofellatio....
What an awesome outcome well done that tanky for playing it cool
I seen the title and was excited to watch a WG is Doomed video.
this was a better miracle than that replay on sacred valley years ago where a lucky fire (and the other player's bot breaking) saved the game
That bit of divine intervention by the RNjezus probably cost the T95 the next 10 games
I love it when Jingles enjoyed making a video this much.
One year on still as awe inspiring as ever the Doom turtle miracle
Thank you for the Top Gear sign-off Jingles Clarkson
The T-95 in 2013! I remember that video. And Jingles is spot on- the game has moved on, with stats creep making the 2013 game highly unlikely today. Today's video was very entertaining, though.
I lost it with the Goldfinger comment! LOL
Absolutely brilliant documentary.
Sat down with my coffee to read my email. Jingles WOT video with the Doom Turtle. "click" and let the hilarity begin. Thanks for the laughs and great start to my day.
Hahaha always a pleasure to see my favorite tank. The T95 isn't what it used to be and is very map dependent, but sometimes the planets align and you pull off some miraculous shots, ramming 155mm of democracy right down their throats.
At the end of the video, we get the evidence that Jingles got the salt-miners to sing.
JIngles, perfect....the little bit of angelic choir actually made me laugh out loud.
TREMENDOUS BLOODY FINISH!! nods@the sad fact of power creepers vs DoomTurtle
Quit playing years ago after 35k battles and I don't miss this artillery game at all, sad all those tanks rusting away in my garage though.
love playing arty, but loved this video as well...awesome
the beginning of this battle is how most of my battles are.
Ah, how the mighty have fallen.
Best t95 vid I have ever seen!
Now imagine him being wargaminged on this last shot. That video would be in an entirely different category
The music you played as he spotted the last arty was so funny!! Great match too bad the T-95 cannot pen much these days.
Jingles: Are you all looking to some rip roaring, pulse pounding, tank on tank action?
Me: Looking at the title, I’m gonna say no.