This is a true story. On a podcast he talked about how partying with the cops was terrifying because they had absolutely no chill. They were crazier than the mafia.
On his podcast, i believe it was when he was talking to Adam Ray and Brad Williams, he actually showed some pictures he had of him with the Russian gangsters.
Yup, true story.... He was labeled the biggest party animal at the time by Rolling Stone.... To be just some guy who parties and gets THAT kind of rep that Rolling Stone magazine does an article about you? Yeah, that's hard core...
Shaq, you seen the movie National Lampoons Van Wilder? that movie was based on a Rolling Stone article that named Bert the top partier at the top party school
On another podcast/show Bert admitted that most of them are probably dead or in prison bc of what they did and what they kept doing, he did say however that they might still be alive but he isn’t sure
The best bit about this story is that no one believed him until some of his ex-classmates, who he robbed, not only confirmed it happened but provided photos as well!!
The movie van wilder with ryan Reynolds was based on Bert Kreischers college life. There was a huge write up in rolling stone about him being "the party king" when he was in college. Van wilder stole HIS life and never payed him for it. Hes a legend
When I saw this live, he talks about when it first went viral people that were in his class were vouching for what happened during the trip on Facebook, and posting pictures to prove it
@@Bigbrotherthunder Not if you find the right one, like his bit on his mother passing and his mothers friend being a good friend even after his mothers death. Tbh the music shaq reacts to is almost if not just as dirty as some of Joey's bits.
i think ive seen every podcast :') hes got loads!! shit stories robbing a coke dealer when he has to guess the woman's underwear robbing hookers when he was a kid with his mates there's loads more!! :') you also have joe rogan, theo von, tom segura some of the best stand ups i know!!!
Maaaaan dude my friend told me I have to watch this stand up and I got so hyped when I saw that you had reacted to it. Watching anything with you is literally better than watching it by myself. That's why you're the best reactor on the whole fucking internet
You want to know why I enjoy watching you man?..........you never miss a line. You understand every joke, and you respect the comedian by catching everything they say. Some people talk to much. You aren’t one of them. #Respect
Don't even need to watch this to know it's gonna be awesome. One of my favorite comedian stories of all time. Surprised Coach managed to quit laughing long enough to upload. Edit: I obviously watched of course. Love that story.
That look at 12:51 is why I subscribe to your channel hahahaha... Growing up in DC in the late 90s and early 2000s and partying with many Slavs.. Is why I had such a blast.. and got into so much trouble.
@@zilixian Louis CK is a disgusting person who is not funny at all.. You talk about GOAT, CK doesnt hold a flame to Chappelle, Bert, Segura, Carlin, Murphy, Williams... CK is bottom of the barrel. Belongs in a bottom tier of his own with "Fluffy", Mencia, and Amy Schumer.
Julien Lévy not that is something I can agree with. His stand up always makes me laugh but I’m not the biggest fan of him in anything that I’ve seen outside of his comedy. I don’t know him personally so I really can’t judge
Coach, you need to watch his special on Netflix. It's called "Secret Time" and I shit you not... me and my buddy were crying laughing the whole way through. Bert Kreischer (cry-sure) is a fucking legend. 💯
He's one of my absolute favorite comedians. I kind of just found your channel. But I really enjoy it. Not only the funny comments you have to the videos. But also the deeper meanings to somethings. That might pass a lot of people by just listening fast. For example all the references in the ERB Vader vs Hitler, that you pick up on. So I like that you are both funny, educated and educational for those who might not have picked up on those flat out burns. If one knows the history. ANYWAY I would LOVE LOVE LOVE if you could react to three of my other favorite comedians. One of them is Steve Hughes. Especially the short bit from Live at the Apollo called ”Offended?”. The second one is Shayne Smith. And well just anything with him. He is hilariously. 😂 And the third one might have dark, sarcastic and offensive comedy. But my God he is funny. OH NOOO I KNOW MY FIRST PICK! Pretty pretty please react to ”Drug Olympics”. With the comedian Tommy Tiernan! 😂😂
I'm so happy to see you reacting to comedy.. Was amazing to just see your facials as you were getting them semi giggles and such.. Hope more people suggest comedy along side the great music reactions
SHAQ: The man got his shirt off with the taco meat 😂!!!!!!! Your reaction to this was AWESOME how enthralled in the story you were. Bert is good friends with Burr when they get together it's HYSTERICAL!!!!
man Shaq, i've only been subscribed to you for a year, and in that time i've seen you gain a ton of success. you got other reactors talking like you and you have mad respect across the board, i'm proud of you and your well deserved success. you always catching all the bars, too. you should be called "Shaq Life Knows" rather than "No Life Shaq", it would be more accurate. i appreciate you reppin' that SFJ Nation shirt as well, my guy.
A couple fun facts: The movie 'Van Wilder' was based off Bert's college life at Florida State. He was fairly legendary for being THE party animal. Second: This story is almost 100% true. It's been verified by several of his classmates who were on the trip with him. If anything, this is the tame version of what happened.
Pin I’m early
Works every time
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< Bert is Hilarious br0 ! Nice reaction my guy..> Could u please react 2 / Eminem Wicked Ways ....!
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This is a true story. On a podcast he talked about how partying with the cops was terrifying because they had absolutely no chill. They were crazier than the mafia.
Which vid is this
@@jzi4 look up the machine story jre
fun fact, Bert Kreischer was the basis for the character of Van Wilder the movie. The character is literally adopted from Bert's exploits in Florida U
I've heard that before, kinda gangsta right
Florida State but yeah, rolling stone article on him was the insipiration
I want Reynolds to come back for a sequel about him and his kids with Blake Lively as his wife.
That puts Bert into legendary status for me
@@DeadlyHippo that is cool!! Bert is one of a kind!! Lol 😆 🤣
Bert: "When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian Mafia."
Shaq: 22?
Christopher Pickett most of us wait till about 30 before getting involved with foreign organized crime. 😂😂
Ikr he’s so old
I love how that's the part he questions
This is true. One special he does he shows pictures and a news article from the train robbery 😝😝
I think he also had a follow up kind of thing where he talked about the boat theft and the insane cop car speeding in Moscow.
@@MC-sx6ix this guy is who they based Van Wilder on. Rolling stone wrote an article about him
On his podcast, i believe it was when he was talking to Adam Ray and Brad Williams, he actually showed some pictures he had of him with the Russian gangsters.
@@michaelburba7335 Yeah it was him standing next to Igor and big Igor, while he was wearing his fanny-pack nonetheless
Yup, true story.... He was labeled the biggest party animal at the time by Rolling Stone.... To be just some guy who parties and gets THAT kind of rep that Rolling Stone magazine does an article about you? Yeah, that's hard core...
I didn’t believe this story at first then I saw the article and pictures of the train robbery and him with the Russian gangsters 🤣🤣
All of Bert's stories, (including The Machine) ACTUALLY happened.
Right....
@@3P5C1 there's actual pictures(fanny pack included) and an article about the train robbery. Also one of his classmates backed up the claim
@@TheOleay i like how that one classmate backs up the machines story, even though he robbed him and the other students 😂
What????!!!!!!
Dude Really Did All This Shit
@@tdwendangered7384 yea😂 the classmate took photos of bert, Igor and Igor😂
Pronounces Bert’s name perfect..
“I’m not good with names” 🤣
It's actually pronounced "Burnt Chrysler".
leonard sanchez I obviously meant his full name. Don’t be abrasive
The mommies know his name is Bart Christmas.
But also can’t pronounce Lynyrd Skynyrd
Austin Vice that’s tuff 🤣🤣
Legit story. When he posted this on Facebook, one of his classmates replied under it with pictures and said it all happened
Brian LaFeve WTH that's real
israel olorundare 100% Fanny pack and all
twitter.com/bertkreischer/status/818184118110486528
Rolling stone magazine did an article on him at Florida State for being the biggest partier in the country.
I never laughed so hard hearing this story the first time.
I know! I laughed so hard hearing the first time but the second time wasn’t nearly as funny. Guess most comedians can’t be like Bill Burr.
yep
The best part of this story is its real and actually happened.
Josh Wolf - Best practical joke ever and GO #That'sTuff
Facts!
Shaq, you seen the movie National Lampoons Van Wilder? that movie was based on a Rolling Stone article that named Bert the top partier at the top party school
fact
THIS, story's true!
"IDONTCHEATONMYWIFE!!!!!"
I've seen this bit about fifty times and it makes me laugh every time. Great reaction, bruh. Great video.
If I was him I would pack my shit and move to Russia and link up with igor, igor and igor 🤣
I hear ya. I Sean a post from a Russian on another reaction talking about how bert was a local legend
On another podcast/show Bert admitted that most of them are probably dead or in prison bc of what they did and what they kept doing, he did say however that they might still be alive but he isn’t sure
The best bit about this story is that no one believed him until some of his ex-classmates, who he robbed, not only confirmed it happened but provided photos as well!!
Bo Burnham has bars and jokes. I know that’s what you lookin for. I’d start with “I’m Bo Yo”
Brian Perez hell yeah, I don't know why he hasn't done any Bo videos yet.
Oh shit yo do this shaq
Agreed, Bo is the shit
Words Words Words is also great if he's looking for bars
yeha i mean fuck bo burnham, hes kinda corny
I know I say Eminem murder murder on every single video you post, but this is pretty cool too lol, I like when you do the comedians as well
That is Bert's life. It is a weird charmed existence. And that is why we love him.
Bert: the teacher.. who was hot.. he definitely worked out
Shaq: Woaaaahh woaahh
Lmaoooo I love you Shaq you always get me dying man
what's so wrong about that? ohh yeah we live in the era where you can't have an opinion , ladies are gents and gents are ladies.
@@RottenDub what the fuck are you on about?
@@RottenDub that's the sad thing about today's world, people get mad about opinions
What's weird about that line to me is the fact that Bert Kreischer is hot
Berts’ Netflix special “Secret Time” is hilarious. You would love it.
Lynn Thames the “n” word was hilarious
Dustin McArdle now I have to watch it
@@dustinmcardle5639 yes!
Your variety, unique voice with sayings, and reactions are UNBEATABLE! 🙌❤
The movie van wilder with ryan Reynolds was based on Bert Kreischers college life. There was a huge write up in rolling stone about him being "the party king" when he was in college. Van wilder stole HIS life and never payed him for it. Hes a legend
When I saw this live, he talks about when it first went viral people that were in his class were vouching for what happened during the trip on Facebook, and posting pictures to prove it
Bruh you gotta watch Joey Diaz's stand ups. Even a compilation of podcasts hes in. Literally the goat
My thoughts are that Joey is too racist and dirty for a channel like this
@@Bigbrotherthunder Not if you find the right one, like his bit on his mother passing and his mothers friend being a good friend even after his mothers death. Tbh the music shaq reacts to is almost if not just as dirty as some of Joey's bits.
the one where he put his cup down and thought he dropped it lmfao
Uncle Joey would kill our friend
i think ive seen every podcast :') hes got loads!!
shit stories
robbing a coke dealer
when he has to guess the woman's underwear
robbing hookers when he was a kid with his mates
there's loads more!! :')
you also have joe rogan, theo von, tom segura
some of the best stand ups i know!!!
Did you know the movie Van Wilder was based on Bert's college days at Florida State?
Vicodyn didn’t it take them a while to admit that it was about him
Even ol’ Ryan Reynolds confirms
@Vicodyn Rolling Stone Magazine.
Maaaaan dude my friend told me I have to watch this stand up and I got so hyped when I saw that you had reacted to it. Watching anything with you is literally better than watching it by myself. That's why you're the best reactor on the whole fucking internet
Please do Ron White...
'Dickin around with Tiger woods'
'Dr. Phil Story'
Shaq I'm broke from my mom's passing all I got is your videos.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Shaq,did you know that Bert K is the real Van Wilder who they wrote the movie about? Dudes a legend off stage too 😁
If you've ever heard of/seen the movie Van Wilder starring Ryan Reynolds, you should know that it was based on Bert's life.
Do George Carlin standup.
Also, this story is very, very true
George Carlin and Jim Jeffries please
I just commented this! I hope he does
YES! Carlin on the 10 commandments!
DANIEL TOSH "People Pleaser" might be the greatest comedy you ever hear! Give it a listen.
Gotta check out Ralphie May R.I.P that mug was genius.
You want to know why I enjoy watching you man?..........you never miss a line. You understand every joke, and you respect the comedian by catching everything they say.
Some people talk to much. You aren’t one of them.
#Respect
Yo Shaq !!! Dats Tuff !!! Love how you react to everything, keep being you !!!
Don't even need to watch this to know it's gonna be awesome. One of my favorite comedian stories of all time. Surprised Coach managed to quit laughing long enough to upload.
Edit: I obviously watched of course. Love that story.
Mitch Hedberg next. Just do a whole album. Any of em really.
👏👏👏👏👏
OG stand up right there
Listen to his special where he talks about wrestling a bear and feeding him marshmallows straight tears for 5m straight
That look at 12:51 is why I subscribe to your channel hahahaha... Growing up in DC in the late 90s and early 2000s and partying with many Slavs.. Is why I had such a blast.. and got into so much trouble.
THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST COMEDY STORIES ON THE INTERNET 💯🤙
Hey if you're reacting to stand up you should do George Carlin-list of people who outta be killed
My favorite of his comedy
Watch Bert tell about him meeting Tracy Morgan.
What rich w said.
One of the most lit stand-up bits I have ever seen. 🤣😂 Has me rolling every time.
Funny as he!!!!! Keep reacting and I'm glad you helped me find that dude!
Imma quit asking....
The game ft eminem- we ain't!!! You will love it coach!
Fax
That’s tough
Bruh you gotta react to George Carlin!!!! One of the most brilliant comedians that spoke the truth.
Check out Josh Wolf - Best practical joke ever! Great reaction as always
Ayee Shaq you da MVP man, love this. Bringing comedy to your reactions awesome
love the fact that you supporting Scru bro, repping the SFj nation ! Big respect bro
Bro he’s hilarious bro! You have got to check Tom Segura🙏 guarantee you will want to be homies with him😂
First 48
Anthony Ford yessss. Bert and Tom are best friends too so Shaq’s gotta do it
BIKES!
SUP KANE😂
100% agree. Bikes, first 48. Cant go wrong and I get to see him in December
They based the movie Van Wilder after him and his college partying
Ralphie May or Josh Wolf. You wont regret it. RIP Ralphie! Gone to soon!
Shaq dont ever change man. This video means more than u know to me rn. Thank you
This is by far one of my favorite stand ups😂😂😂😂😂
I just want to say that there are actual pictures of him with the russians
React to Louis CK - Smoking Pot!
GOAT OF COMEDY
@@zilixian Louis CK is a disgusting person who is not funny at all.. You talk about GOAT, CK doesnt hold a flame to Chappelle, Bert, Segura, Carlin, Murphy, Williams... CK is bottom of the barrel. Belongs in a bottom tier of his own with "Fluffy", Mencia, and Amy Schumer.
Alex Ryken I disagree
When it comes to CK, it’s hard to hate his stand up but hard to like his person in real life. Hope that clears things up.
Julien Lévy not that is something I can agree with. His stand up always makes me laugh but I’m not the biggest fan of him in anything that I’ve seen outside of his comedy. I don’t know him personally so I really can’t judge
I clicked because I saw the Steelers in the back 😂
Ron White on Dr. Phil’s yacht vacation bit is a MUST SEE Shaq for real
This is a great skit! Thanks Shaq
Oh btw this is an actual true story
Coach, you need to watch his special on Netflix. It's called "Secret Time" and I shit you not... me and my buddy were crying laughing the whole way through.
Bert Kreischer (cry-sure) is a fucking legend. 💯
Let's go Shaq! Burnt Chrysler is the man!
Now he has to do Tim Sugar next
Best ever...RALPHIE MAY..... on Kobe Bryant.... You'll love it Bro!
James Herndon this didn’t age well 😬
@@colekeefe2873 Facts
Wow The Machine😂😂😂
He's one of my absolute favorite comedians.
I kind of just found your channel. But I really enjoy it. Not only the funny comments you have to the videos. But also the deeper meanings to somethings. That might pass a lot of people by just listening fast. For example all the references in the ERB Vader vs Hitler, that you pick up on. So I like that you are both funny, educated and educational for those who might not have picked up on those flat out burns. If one knows the history.
ANYWAY I would LOVE LOVE LOVE if you could react to three of my other favorite comedians.
One of them is Steve Hughes. Especially the short bit from Live at the Apollo called ”Offended?”.
The second one is Shayne Smith. And well just anything with him. He is hilariously. 😂
And the third one might have dark, sarcastic and offensive comedy. But my God he is funny.
OH NOOO I KNOW MY FIRST PICK! Pretty pretty please react to ”Drug Olympics”. With the comedian Tommy Tiernan! 😂😂
John Pinette was a great comedian....react to " I'm still hungry"
I think you might like The Racist Gift Basket by Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias
This is apparently getting made into a movie!
thomas estes really?
That is hands down one of the best comedic stories ive ever heard.
I'm so happy to see you reacting to comedy.. Was amazing to just see your facials as you were getting them semi giggles and such.. Hope more people suggest comedy along side the great music reactions
Love this guy, great reaction Shaq. Do frankie boyles- Michael Jackson's children hospital
You should watch tenacious D vs the devil😂
Felipe Vega tribute or beezleboss?
Tom Segura- A strip club called beef is hysterical coach!!!
My new favorite TH-cam , you funny as hellllll 🤣
Saw this 3 times and I’m watching this again with my boi Shaq!
Do a reaction of Brad Williams!! I had to use my inhaler so many times I was shaking and dizzy! 😂 and one of Jo Koy! 😂
Definitely react to Russel Howard ✌
Dats TUFF!! Sort of Early! Shaq you the man! You the homie! You the.....finish that!
That's gay.
SHAQ: The man got his shirt off with the taco meat 😂!!!!!!! Your reaction to this was AWESOME how enthralled in the story you were. Bert is good friends with Burr when they get together it's HYSTERICAL!!!!
Hell yeah bro I am so glad I seen your reaction to Bert. He is hilarious and you should check out more of his comedy. He don't disappoint!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤟🏻🔥💯
watch Josh Wolf's "Best Practical Joke Ever"
You gotta react to some Sam Kinison, homie!
React to "Joey Diaz Does Heroin - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored"
Uncle joey
Best part about this, his classmates from the trip came out to confirm this story.
Almost at 700k coach congratulations 1mill coming soon
Hey man, keep up the great work. Check out Gabriel Iglesias, The Gift Basket.
React to Dave chappelle - 3AM in the ghetto
i went to russia to do this, now im stuck in russian prison
man Shaq, i've only been subscribed to you for a year, and in that time i've seen you gain a ton of success. you got other reactors talking like you and you have mad respect across the board, i'm proud of you and your well deserved success. you always catching all the bars, too. you should be called "Shaq Life Knows" rather than "No Life Shaq", it would be more accurate. i appreciate you reppin' that SFJ Nation shirt as well, my guy.
His newest standup on Netflix is amazing!! I cried laughing the whole damn time
You can combine music with comedy and watch Bo Burnham
🤘🏻💯you should react to Andrew dice 🎲 clay 💯
Agreed dice man is the best
React to Joey Diaz for the love of everything that's holy
A couple fun facts: The movie 'Van Wilder' was based off Bert's college life at Florida State. He was fairly legendary for being THE party animal. Second: This story is almost 100% true. It's been verified by several of his classmates who were on the trip with him. If anything, this is the tame version of what happened.
LMFAO! Bert's wild dude! Loved that!
React to Rob Zombie - Dragula music video, us metal heads are feeling let down here...it's tuff!!
Dark Shadows hellz ya man its far overdue for shaq to do a rob zombie reaction
Rob zombie.. Metal 🤪🤣🤣🤣
Thomas Hovgaard lol are u saying he's not? according to google and wikipedia he is 🤣
Blazzing It Up so is Marilyn Manson 🤪
overrated and overplayed imo for a rob zombie track.
Snoop Dogg Nate Dog Warren G
2 1 3 the hard way album, I gonna keep posting til you check it out
React to Five Finger death punch ft tech n9ne “mama said knock you out”
Yes and brotha lunch hung meat cleaver
The man has a gift for telling more or less true stories.