@@venomsnake42069 The thing with philosophy, there’s no need to worry about sounding smart or stupid. Its just “you can share an idea because you can’t be wrong”. This is why I liked sociology lol
Weed is a double edged sword. It rewires your brain to create new thought processes, yet robs you of communication skills, motivation and memory. I fully believe high people have repeatedly solved world peace, hunger and climate change, as well as curing aids and cancer. And none of those stoners can remember shit about it. As a writer, I try to cure writer's block with weed. And it works every time. The problem is, I forget my new ideas as soon as I have them. And you can't take notes for sober-you later. Because the act of noting down what you just thought will kill your buzz and erase your brilliant idea from the 2.3MB of usable memory in your brain. And the next day, when you look at those notes of that amazing idea you had, you get "for that story part, the guy should do the thing. The funny one. But not the other guy." And you just stare at it, simultaneously disgusted with your high-self's inability to communicate, while still feeling the hope and wonder of that buried memory of how awesome your idea was, despite not remembering *what* the idea was. So.... weed fueled enlightenment is a cruel joke. Don't do drugs, kids. Just lay back and let them do *you.*
If you're in maybe a philosophy club or association at your school then I'd go for it. That's basically what the CCRU was and they gave us Mark Fisher and Nick Land so.
@@venomsnake42069 that’s the thing w philosophy, what you think is just self expression from the alter state of mind. Stupid or not, hell there are philosophies that people (incl myself) believe from cartoons/animes
I'm a philosophy student and I can say my brain just works better while zooted. It's consciousness at its peak, you literally become part of Plato's world of forms
Ong I spoke fluent Spanish and Japanese one day and I’m Haitian I was high asf and I dint even know how to speak a foreign language other then American
*goes on a 5 hour rant on how platos theory of forms and the influence it had ruined christianity, destroyed the golden age of science in islam and lead to marx and hitler*
Similar thing happened to me, I'm in a group study session on some high level chemistry work when I get the great idea to try it out zooted, so I get my dab and slap it a few times, then a few more times, and again until I realize I am 100% fried like Popeyes chicken. Suddenly as I'm reading over the equations I see them kinda floating on the page, like that ancient meme of the lady looking around at equations, and it just all makes sense to me. I got my work done and helped the rest of the group on their work too, and ended up getting 100% plus bonus credit on the huge assignment the next day. Why the hell does weed make people so damn smart?!
@@mikewazowski471 dude I’ll get high and write the most beautiful poetry and classical music, without even consciously thinking about it. It’s like the ideas just flow from my brain to the page fluidly. Then I get a little too high and forget how sentences work
I GUARANTEE you that the kid that raised his hand after you was stoned and thought deeply on your words and found them so profound he had to share them with the class. My proof? I take multiple philosophy classes and I’m usually high in them
In 2010 I was smoking some weed with a few classmates between the lessons. I had to go to the toilet, to the others wandered off to class and left me alone. I knew I had to go to the physic rooms afterwards. We always hat the physic class in the same room. But this day a friend of mine was standing in front of this room and I was wondering what he was doing there. I started chatting with him and he told me, that he also had a physics class. I thought he was talking about the class the next room because he was a year higher than me. When the door to my class opened, I walked in and so did my friend. I was confused because I didn’t know what he was doing in my class. I went to my usual place, still chatting with my friend. Suddenly somebody tapped me on my shoulder. I turned around and was looking in some old guys face. “Must be a substitute teacher” I thought happily because my real teacher was a dick. The substitute teacher asked me who I am, so I checked my surroundings and didn’t know a single student except my friend. I started realising that I entered the wrong room. So I told him I was sorry and started walking towards the door. The teacher told me, that rooms changed and to which room I had to go. I turned around, and started walking backwards while thanking him. Of course I fell over a chair and was lying in the floor like a stranded wale. Everybody laughed and I started panicking because they knew for sure I was high. I stood up and ran to the correct room. I went in and the teacher asked me where I have been. I responded “I was in a wrong class” and sat down. I was surprised he didn’t care. A few minutes later he wanted one of my companions to explain us something at the board. Of course it was one of the dudes I was smoking weed with. He stood up, walked to the board and started explaining. Suddenly he raised his finger to his mouth and made a gesture like “Be quiet”. He walked to the sink like this and started puking. Nobody knew what was going on. Except me and two other guys. The teacher brought a chair to the student, he took a seat and started sleeping. Later the teacher went to a doctor with him because he wanted to know what was happening. Turned out my mate was stoned as fuck
i attended history class high as shit one time, and i was pulled aside at the end of class by my professor, who told me I was a "very bright young man" due to my high additions to the class
It’s great hearing you with these stories cause their almost beat for beat what happened with me and my friends. Just this previous school senior year.
BRO THE AD I HAD TO WATCH BEFORE THE VIDEO WAS THIS OLD LADY SAYING THAT WE SHOULDN’T LOWER DRUG PRICES BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO SAVE MONEY AND I’M THINKING THE WHOLE TIME “AN OLD LADY SMOKES WEED, WAIT SHE MIGHT DO HARDER DRUGS LIKE COKE OR METH!” I AM WAY TOO BAKED RN😂😂😂
i got sooooo high in class i just sat with my head down giggling just fucking tweaking and twitching so much i was worried. i actually thought i shit my pants and went to the bathroom to remember i actually just farted 💀💀
@@crims4938 Yea and then i rode a dinosaur back home and took a nap to awake to jesus showing me how he made the earth (he let a bunch of space rocks slam into each other to make a ball that evolved into today)(the guy the wrote the bible tried shrooms and made shit up (jesus told me so))
dude it's become like a ritual that I watch these videos while high as shit. I never watch TH-cam, but DAMN... this week I've been GLUED to TH-cam because of this extraordinary man
I’m high as a penguin rn. As I’m typing this I see that penguins can’t fly but you get what I mean. I’m high as a penguin, but a penguin that isn’t a flightless bird
I smoke everyday, and i have gone into class absoulutly blasted, its interesting to say rhe least..especially history class, i miss history, i was so intrested in it
Me high asf in that class: "Could you compress air so much it turns into a solid instead of a gas? Or would nothing happen?" Probably already done by someone, but still a kick off if the class wants to go with it.
Homie accidentally started a true philosophical debate during a weed-based existential crisis and was so zooted that he accidentally briefly achieved nirvana
So as a cook there’s a concept called “carryover cooking”… it’s when food continues to cook from the residual heat after you take it off the flame and winds up overdone bc you didn’t pull it out early enough. The same thing applies with weed. It’s REALLY easy for me to smoke a bowl and feel like I’m good to go out and do something, only to realize half way there I was NOT ok 😂
I think ive never had gone to one college class sober, at least in the breaks i smoke 1 joint, is the best to understand everything that is going on hahahaha
I remember a friend of Mine eating a Hash Cookie before German class. We Had to analyse Poems and He Just came Up with the most fantastic Shit I have ever heard, but the funny Thing was that it even Made sense on a philosophical Level. After the class the teacher called him and I thought "Shit, she's gonna bust His ass". The teacher than gratulated him saying that it was by far His best Performance and that an A wouldn't be good enough. I Just stood there with my mouh Open and couldn't really believe it.
This is literally how my mind works. Everyone including myself used to think I was really smart, but in reality I was so dumb I thought differently than everyone else.
Yea ever since I've had philosophy in class I was always thinking like "We're those dudes just baked?" cuz some of the things they said sound so surreal
you just got me more confident when your high teacher probably don’t gaf anyway this actually the reason I went class high in school just say some smart shit in class idk it’s probably different in collage tho
I’m pretty sure every philosopher was just high as fuck on something when they were making their big statements about how life is So you were right at home on that class 🤣
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He was so high he baked everyone else's mind with just a few words
PLS UR RIGHT thank you for sharing deadpool
god tier comment
Do a video with seven hunnid on TH-cam bro
Me telling my teacher “fuck you”
Then them losing IQ point after realizing he didn’t hear
Yo I love these🎉❤ I make story time videos too
as someone who's brain also goes into philosophical thoughts while high, getting high for a philosophy class seems like such an amazing idea
@@venomsnake42069 a risk I'd be willing to take
@@venomsnake42069 The thing with philosophy, there’s no need to worry about sounding smart or stupid. Its just “you can share an idea because you can’t be wrong”. This is why I liked sociology lol
Weed is a double edged sword. It rewires your brain to create new thought processes, yet robs you of communication skills, motivation and memory.
I fully believe high people have repeatedly solved world peace, hunger and climate change, as well as curing aids and cancer.
And none of those stoners can remember shit about it.
As a writer, I try to cure writer's block with weed. And it works every time. The problem is, I forget my new ideas as soon as I have them. And you can't take notes for sober-you later. Because the act of noting down what you just thought will kill your buzz and erase your brilliant idea from the 2.3MB of usable memory in your brain. And the next day, when you look at those notes of that amazing idea you had, you get "for that story part, the guy should do the thing. The funny one. But not the other guy."
And you just stare at it, simultaneously disgusted with your high-self's inability to communicate, while still feeling the hope and wonder of that buried memory of how awesome your idea was, despite not remembering *what* the idea was.
So.... weed fueled enlightenment is a cruel joke. Don't do drugs, kids. Just lay back and let them do *you.*
If you're in maybe a philosophy club or association at your school then I'd go for it. That's basically what the CCRU was and they gave us Mark Fisher and Nick Land so.
@@venomsnake42069 that’s the thing w philosophy, what you think is just self expression from the alter state of mind. Stupid or not, hell there are philosophies that people (incl myself) believe from cartoons/animes
I'm a philosophy student and I can say my brain just works better while zooted. It's consciousness at its peak, you literally become part of Plato's world of forms
Ong I spoke fluent Spanish and Japanese one day and I’m Haitian I was high asf and I dint even know how to speak a foreign language other then American
@@yungeen_boi your brain doesn’t know the words in other languages you can’t just start speaking another language lmao
@@yungeen_boi and than you flew away and safed the world? btw its called english
*goes on a 5 hour rant on how platos theory of forms and the influence it had ruined christianity, destroyed the golden age of science in islam and lead to marx and hitler*
Scientists are desperately hunting for a place this man has not been too high in as we speak
The James Webb Space Telescope, launched earlier this year, still has not found any place where this man has not been high.
"Too High on Uranus"
A funeral
@@rllywishididntmakethisaccount wouldn't surprise me if this man has been high at a funeral at least once
"Too high on the border of the observable universe"
If you ever were in a situation, Ninye was high in it.
oh so he was high when in preschool?
@@kingnoob3550 bro he probably trespassed into that damn preschool already
ninye business
Skydiving
“Am I my body or my thoughts” is unironically a brilliant question.
“i’m really glad this ground is here to support me” rlly hits close to home
Hits even harder, while you are standing on top of a ten story building...
Similar thing happened to me, I'm in a group study session on some high level chemistry work when I get the great idea to try it out zooted, so I get my dab and slap it a few times, then a few more times, and again until I realize I am 100% fried like Popeyes chicken. Suddenly as I'm reading over the equations I see them kinda floating on the page, like that ancient meme of the lady looking around at equations, and it just all makes sense to me. I got my work done and helped the rest of the group on their work too, and ended up getting 100% plus bonus credit on the huge assignment the next day. Why the hell does weed make people so damn smart?!
You stop thinking about it and just do it. haha
@@DrDepperLP Right?! That pure grind mentality
@@mikewazowski471 dude I’ll get high and write the most beautiful poetry and classical music, without even consciously thinking about it. It’s like the ideas just flow from my brain to the page fluidly.
Then I get a little too high and forget how sentences work
@@ianharrison5758 Right?! Its that zooted threshold
honestly i’m the opposite. i’ll sit there baked asf and not have a single clue what’s going on 💀
I GUARANTEE you that the kid that raised his hand after you was stoned and thought deeply on your words and found them so profound he had to share them with the class.
My proof? I take multiple philosophy classes and I’m usually high in them
Sometimes you get to high and you just kinda got to ride it out
Ninye always comes in clutch with the videos
i swear this man just gets high for story telling. His grandkids will have a BLAST
In 2010 I was smoking some weed with a few classmates between the lessons. I had to go to the toilet, to the others wandered off to class and left me alone. I knew I had to go to the physic rooms afterwards. We always hat the physic class in the same room. But this day a friend of mine was standing in front of this room and I was wondering what he was doing there. I started chatting with him and he told me, that he also had a physics class. I thought he was talking about the class the next room because he was a year higher than me. When the door to my class opened, I walked in and so did my friend. I was confused because I didn’t know what he was doing in my class. I went to my usual place, still chatting with my friend. Suddenly somebody tapped me on my shoulder. I turned around and was looking in some old guys face. “Must be a substitute teacher” I thought happily because my real teacher was a dick. The substitute teacher asked me who I am, so I checked my surroundings and didn’t know a single student except my friend. I started realising that I entered the wrong room. So I told him I was sorry and started walking towards the door. The teacher told me, that rooms changed and to which room I had to go. I turned around, and started walking backwards while thanking him. Of course I fell over a chair and was lying in the floor like a stranded wale. Everybody laughed and I started panicking because they knew for sure I was high. I stood up and ran to the correct room. I went in and the teacher asked me where I have been. I responded “I was in a wrong class” and sat down. I was surprised he didn’t care. A few minutes later he wanted one of my companions to explain us something at the board. Of course it was one of the dudes I was smoking weed with. He stood up, walked to the board and started explaining. Suddenly he raised his finger to his mouth and made a gesture like “Be quiet”. He walked to the sink like this and started puking. Nobody knew what was going on. Except me and two other guys. The teacher brought a chair to the student, he took a seat and started sleeping. Later the teacher went to a doctor with him because he wanted to know what was happening. Turned out my mate was stoned as fuck
Your animation skills are getting better with each video. I'm s0 into your videos, man. Best thing to watch while high and sober. ♡
wait, the fact that he had this amazing philosophical idea while high gives me an idea toward what them greek philosophers made up them ideas
It is a fact that they knew about cannabis and that they used it recreationally
@@allstarlord9110 Shhhh, i was the origianal creator of the idea
@@TheFlyInYourRoom I’m sorry I will shut my Greek ass up now🤐
Plato took a huge rip from a bong before he wrote the rebublic
bro i was so baked in class one time, i started talking to the mona lisa on the wall.
i attended history class high as shit one time, and i was pulled aside at the end of class by my professor, who told me I was a "very bright young man" due to my high additions to the class
bros now gettin 3k subs a day, congrats u deserve it, 100k comin soon💯
bro this video made me so relaxed and calm that i want to thank you
I'm baked as hell right now watching this these videos they are very interesting
love ur videos man keep the grind :)
It’s great hearing you with these stories cause their almost beat for beat what happened with me and my friends. Just this previous school senior year.
Man I love when my boy uploads❤
Keep it up
This is my favorite story time.
Thank You 😆
Dude these videos are amazing never stop making them
genuinly one of the funniest videos ive ever watched
Damn bro im just sitting on my couch stoned as fuck wanting to go to a philosophy class
BRO THE AD I HAD TO WATCH BEFORE THE VIDEO WAS THIS OLD LADY SAYING THAT WE SHOULDN’T LOWER DRUG PRICES BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO SAVE MONEY AND I’M THINKING THE WHOLE TIME “AN OLD LADY SMOKES WEED, WAIT SHE MIGHT DO HARDER DRUGS LIKE COKE OR METH!” I AM WAY TOO BAKED RN😂😂😂
i got sooooo high in class i just sat with my head down giggling just fucking tweaking and twitching so much i was worried. i actually thought i shit my pants and went to the bathroom to remember i actually just farted 💀💀
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@@crims4938 Yea and then i rode a dinosaur back home and took a nap to awake to jesus showing me how he made the earth (he let a bunch of space rocks slam into each other to make a ball that evolved into today)(the guy the wrote the bible tried shrooms and made shit up (jesus told me so))
@@xellowastaken6992 why are you lying about shitting your pants
@@xellowastaken6992 im high asf this shitt i just read is so funny im dead bro 😂😂😂😂
dude it's become like a ritual that I watch these videos while high as shit. I never watch TH-cam, but DAMN... this week I've been GLUED to TH-cam because of this extraordinary man
Like DAMN I feel like a 14 year old addicted to youtube in 2016 again, I LOVE YOU MAN
I’m high as a penguin rn. As I’m typing this I see that penguins can’t fly but you get what I mean. I’m high as a penguin, but a penguin that isn’t a flightless bird
Man for some reason this is funny as hell
@@hardyblues2194 I love looking back at posts I made while high after the high ended.
I smoke everyday, and i have gone into class absoulutly blasted, its interesting to say rhe least..especially history class, i miss history, i was so intrested in it
I genuinely support your cannabis infused stick man stories.... I'm really high rn.
Me high asf in that class: "Could you compress air so much it turns into a solid instead of a gas? Or would nothing happen?"
Probably already done by someone, but still a kick off if the class wants to go with it.
I'm on Acid and this was the first video that didn't scare me
I swear he makes his videos as bright as possible to blind us stoned ones
This is probably the best high story I've ever heard
Plot twist: the professor and the rest of the class were also high
Dude, getting a whole bunch of people zooted and talking about philosophy should be a thing. I would join that class.
Watching these stoned to the bone is the best
“I’m grateful this floor is here to support me right now”😂
Going back to these videos after you graduated and in college hits different
Always tell your professors your actual name. Rookie mistake, unless you’re actually going to go to class drunk or do drugs in the class of course.
Homie accidentally started a true philosophical debate during a weed-based existential crisis and was so zooted that he accidentally briefly achieved nirvana
Please more content of your high philosophical thoughts. Love it
I do this in my poetry class a lot. My professor loves it when I say something, so it came in handy when I was high I'm a chatterbug
Ya know i remember getting so high that school wasn’t an option because when i went out side and saw the sky i got worried gravity would turn off…
I just got this in my recommended right before starting my smoke sesh this is about to be good
Another relatable story.keep em coming. 😄👍
So as a cook there’s a concept called “carryover cooking”… it’s when food continues to cook from the residual heat after you take it off the flame and winds up overdone bc you didn’t pull it out early enough.
The same thing applies with weed. It’s REALLY easy for me to smoke a bowl and feel like I’m good to go out and do something, only to realize half way there I was NOT ok 😂
my hero😂
Great vid fellow high stickman creator
Fuck yeah time to take a hit 😏💨
Same twinnn
watching these vids while smoking is great
This moment when you realize that you are way more high than you wanted to be 😂😂😂
I rememember back when i went to colledge high they thought i was something else man
I think ive never had gone to one college class sober, at least in the breaks i smoke 1 joint, is the best to understand everything that is going on hahahaha
I have yet to take philosophy, and you just made me so excited to take it 🤣
I remember a friend of Mine eating a Hash Cookie before German class. We Had to analyse Poems and He Just came Up with the most fantastic Shit I have ever heard, but the funny Thing was that it even Made sense on a philosophical Level. After the class the teacher called him and I thought "Shit, she's gonna bust His ass". The teacher than gratulated him saying that it was by far His best Performance and that an A wouldn't be good enough. I Just stood there with my mouh Open and couldn't really believe it.
Philosophy mayor here. This is how most of my seminars go. Philosophy was designed to be discussion based and lead by naiv or simple questions
watching while being high is 100x times funnier LOL
I think the greatest takeaway from this video is that philosophers were probably just always baked af
This is literally how my mind works. Everyone including myself used to think I was really smart, but in reality I was so dumb I thought differently than everyone else.
Im high in class watching u talk abt being high in class 💀
These vids always get recommended to me when I’m high lol
watching this while high in class is another thing
Yea ever since I've had philosophy in class I was always thinking like "We're those dudes just baked?" cuz some of the things they said sound so surreal
Y’all boys pray for me my first time finna go to school high
Bro ur vids are out this world
This man has been high... Literally EVERYWHERE 🤣
i was waiting for a new video brotha
He videos are clutch at night when you can’t sleep
Makes you think right was Socrates high his whole life?
i loved being high in my philosophy class my teacher was mad jokes too XDDD
It’s midnight rn and you saying freshly baked cookies makes me so hungry💀
I was so baked I started teleporting
I’m glad I found this channel 😂
I swear to god all philosophers got their ideas while being baked as shit back in the day.
All philosophers we're high. The new potheads are the Socrates of today
Naw cause I couldn’t stop laughing 😭
Love your vids bro keep it up ur so funny
CONGRATS ON 100K
you just got me more confident when your high teacher probably don’t gaf anyway this actually the reason I went class high in school just say some smart shit in class idk it’s probably different in collage tho
Homie ulgettimg high and getting into debats is how a lot of philosophers use too chill probaly where they got there ideas
philosophy classes and getting high are like flesh and nail bro, they absolutely complement each other, or idk... im high while writing this
philosophy class gotta be the certified BEST place to get high
Philosophers were 100% high when making the really important thoughts
Bro. Relatable. I was actually a philosophy major in college and went to so many of my classes ripped off my ass.
This is genius, instantly subscribed
Philosophy is actually very interesting I’d love to take a philosophy class it opens your mind
Bro I’ve been watching you since your first story time (which was only a month ago lol) but wow you have blown up
I’ve been high for the past 2 days straight and realised I watched this video 3 times
No one is talking about how he got extra credit points but gave the wrong name 😂😂
Meanwhile, I'd be asking shit like "Aren't Poptarts just sweet ravioli?" Man came out with some real philosophical shit.
I’m pretty sure every philosopher was just high as fuck on something when they were making their big statements about how life is
So you were right at home on that class 🤣
When we gon get that too high in the movie theater????
Tbh philosophy is probably the best class to be high in.
I feel like most historical philosophers were very high when they came up with their best ideas and thoughts.
This story was just epic!!