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  • @VICENews
    @VICENews  5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “We now know that the microbiome is linked to everything from irritable bowel syndrome to rheumatoid arthritis to cardiovascular disease and colon cancer - and then if the work in mice turns out to translate to humans, even things like depression, autism, Parkinson’s.”
    WATCH NEXT: How New York City Shit Ended Up On A Train To Alabama - bit.ly/2GaAMM3

    • @RobinObinray
      @RobinObinray 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      #bacterias_are_alien_nonobots

    • @matthewbryant2972
      @matthewbryant2972 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody is really investing in that... some real #bullshit if you think this shit makes it to the mass market... Biotech that works is already reaching the market... Guess y'all don't know?

    • @grandgamingexhilarating
      @grandgamingexhilarating 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This has been going on for years now. FMT for IBS, IBD and whatnot. I think I don't need to explain that everything that the FDA approves means it should be the standard of care as approval means it's safe to do, not necessarily recommended. Also the basic thing about Pseudomembranous Colitis is that you stop using Clindamycin, the most common cause, altogether as there are many alternatives to it; you won't need FMT to begin with if you can prevent the disease. Also FMT is under clinical trails for IBD but to be honest, it's easier to make your own shit good rather than injecting someone else's. Just look at this person on youtube curing his severe UC from diet.
      th-cam.com/video/7Lo2I1gUYfg/w-d-xo.html .Frankly, his whole channel is about UC along with his 2 years of trial and error.
      Yeah, yeah🙄🙄 it's good to know that there's FMT and VSL 3 and other shit and it's good that they're doing clinical trials and spending lots of money to later gain lots of money....🤑🤑🤑all about Goddamn money.
      Man! people sometimes waste money on stupid things.😑😑😑. Let me make this clear to all GIT specialists out there. All acquired GIT diseases except neoplasias can be easily treated with dietary manipulation; just use your head, whether you're a clinician or not, to search the internet for the underlying basis of your disease rather than wasting too much time watching poop processing videos to just later pop a million dollar isolated substance called mesalamine for your UC to no avail. Use your resources on something that is truly beneficial; no offence but redefine statistical significance.
      WAKEUP HUMANS and use the thing that differentiates you from animals. Most drug and food companies of today run on your stupidity. Junk food is called "junk" for a reason; you don't require clinical trials to understand that. A majority of drugs treat one thing while causing several others because Phase IV(4) clinical trials are based on postmarketing side effects; guinea pigs for drug companies😅😅😅, like the FDA gives a damn after it was proven safe in Phase III(3). If you're suffering from an acquired GIT disease, thanks to your past habits, just eat food that can be defined as healthy for you as an individual. Case closed.

    • @themanwnoname3454
      @themanwnoname3454 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      VICE News 2019 “Respect and dignity.”

    • @kushking949
      @kushking949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So basically Vice is ran by cringe

  • @bosskhan5403
    @bosskhan5403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Takes the phrase “that’s some good shit” to a whole different meaning 🤣😂💀

  • @SuperTron10
    @SuperTron10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    It's funny how their medical caps have poo emojis on them.

    • @vorlon81
      @vorlon81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just Noticed it . Good Eyesight

    • @aryan4268
      @aryan4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are u the richest person ever existed ??
      I am Thanos.
      Nice to meet you.

    • @lynae6131
      @lynae6131 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "PuN InTeNdEd

    • @lynae6131
      @lynae6131 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *"pun intended"*

  • @boris8489
    @boris8489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I always got told i watched alot of sh*t online but this takes it to another level.

  • @Dirty_Orange_Cup
    @Dirty_Orange_Cup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    This is the video I decide to drink my chai tea latte to. Why did my life go down this path...

    • @mytsampa2044
      @mytsampa2044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't give a shit

    • @bobbywright6062
      @bobbywright6062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grudo Yugin damn... why so aggravated over chai?

    • @Martin-xh1hd
      @Martin-xh1hd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you like thai tea?

    • @Dkrooney1081
      @Dkrooney1081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hmm can I point something out. Why is everyone saying chai tea? In Hindi, the word for tea is chai. You’re basically saying tea tea. I’m just letting you know, that’s all.

  • @AwkwardlyIntroverted
    @AwkwardlyIntroverted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    I can’t imagine the smells working there everyday! 🤢

    • @Revoluxhumanista19
      @Revoluxhumanista19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Britney T comeon try going to a Slaughter House

    • @reettamalin1991
      @reettamalin1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Try nursing

    • @AlbertWesker-vm1pp
      @AlbertWesker-vm1pp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Revoluxhumanista19 no I went to a slaughterhouse it was smelly

    • @steelhere5519
      @steelhere5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A lot of places stink. Pawn Shops stink. Liquor stores stink. The DMV office stinks. At least these people are professionals and they're helping to improve the lives of others. The same cannot be said about a liquor store.

    • @gasgas9274
      @gasgas9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But u did

  • @frumpd63
    @frumpd63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    All jokes aside, these people are 100% saving lives. Resistant C-Diff nearly ruined my life at 29 after I was carelessly administered antibiotics. I went from 205 lbs to 125 lbs (6'2") in six months. After the fourth failed "treatment" of even stronger antibiotics, I literally begged for FMT but was turned away as no docs wanted anything to do with it. I ended up finding my own donor and doing it MYSELF to finally stop the agony. Opened my eyes to how poor healthcare is in this country. Most GI docs in particular are 100% useless and cause extensive human suffering.

    • @spencerl5315
      @spencerl5315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yo how did u do it urself? And what country are you in?

    • @frumpd63
      @frumpd63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@spencerl5315 I found the instructions on the web. Liquify the donor material in sterile saline and administer via enema.

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@frumpd63 Did it help?

    • @frumpd63
      @frumpd63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@PresidentialWinner Stopped the infection, in ten minutes and for no cost. Listening to my gastro docs for nearly a year, I spent more than 10 grand on meds and treatment, lost more than 60 lbs, and was regularly passing pieces of my intestinal lining resulting in fecal incontinence. The pscyhological impact of waiting for the infection to come back after each course of Vanco that would "def work this time" still haunts me. This is all, mind you, for the infection they gave me with antibiotics in the first place. Western medicine has zero clue on digestion.

    • @MZNuRsE87
      @MZNuRsE87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Im glad you are doing better

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    I don't think that I eat a healthy enough diet to donate!

    • @mannysikario
      @mannysikario 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They'll test you before you donate. And if you follow the rules and donate, there's some places that they pay you.

    • @tootz5800
      @tootz5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mannysikario oh no no btw

    • @CompuKonstantin
      @CompuKonstantin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy SHIT

    • @CynthiaVoice
      @CynthiaVoice ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Observer What about if the person consumes thc or cbd? Does thst disqualify them? Would they have another opportunity if they decide to break away from that use?

  • @Lightyagami-tx2xb
    @Lightyagami-tx2xb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    40$ dollar for a poop im feeling like a broke i flushed million dollar worth poop.
    Now im going to turn my toilet into money printer.

    • @CatalinNicanov
      @CatalinNicanov 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now it's 500

    • @salemshepard6883
      @salemshepard6883 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Almost nobody qualifies! 😂

  • @babuloop
    @babuloop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I had a resistant C. difficle infection for 10 months. It was AWFUL. I took Vancomycin, Flagyl, and Dificid. A day or two after finishing the meds, the C. diff always came back. I was hospitalized for a week at one point too. After so many months, I was finally referred to a Dr. who would perform the fecal transplant. It worked perfectly. I haven't had any complications or relapses.

    • @marcusmagice
      @marcusmagice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      babuloop
      Ewww
      Did you smell your fingers today?

    • @xMyLovelyBonesx
      @xMyLovelyBonesx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FINALLY about to get my fecal transplant this coming weekend and I can't wait. Feels like my life has been on hold for the past year and I'm ready to get back to it.

    • @jorgeramosmendez7619
      @jorgeramosmendez7619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im a flower please update on how yours turns out! Best of luck

    • @JimmyPapasakresan
      @JimmyPapasakresan ปีที่แล้ว

      I m in Haiti how should I do sale my sht

  • @RockyTerrintino
    @RockyTerrintino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I have Crohn’s and I’ve had this done multiple times with my wife being the donor and it’s been a GAME CHANGER! Tried everything you can think of for 10 years with no luck.

    • @cilantro_4839
      @cilantro_4839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This is the real relationship goals.

    • @nabeel9187
      @nabeel9187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gonzalo Araujo LMAOoooo

    • @koltonnanninga577
      @koltonnanninga577 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn...im glad that helped! I had an ex who had to get her butthole stiched shut and had a colostomy bag due to crohns ..goddamn...

    • @HollyTheTwisterSister
      @HollyTheTwisterSister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have crohns too, look up the scd diet. It’s healed me

    • @suzanne-cq8pn
      @suzanne-cq8pn ปีที่แล้ว

      would your wife consider helping others?

  • @JoyZofSoRRoW
    @JoyZofSoRRoW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Someone needs to find our how long it took the FDA to approve shit over weed so We have something to complain about!!!!!

    • @billnythehighestguy690
      @billnythehighestguy690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I agree. They are shit heads. It's cuz weed would take away big pharma. Mainly why. That's why I illegally smoke it. Or I buy the legal weed from the legal states when people bring it back. Simple. They are supporting drug dealers that sell to kids because making it illegal is why it's worth the big bucks. Look at Colorado. Doing absolutely great after the time it's been there. Now they are rich. No money doesn't grow on trees. But it can grow from them. Our government isn't in favor of it's people.

    • @MrPants-zu6dm
      @MrPants-zu6dm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its a shame. The end of prohibition is way too long.

    • @crimson9974
      @crimson9974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Maco Pempen Yea lets Legalize all drugs to have junkies flood the streets/country
      Great idea

    • @plainlogic
      @plainlogic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crimson9974 so how are illegal drugs stopping junkies?

    • @gabinorezendis5992
      @gabinorezendis5992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@crimson9974 keeping them illegal does more harm than legalizing them.

  • @ToastyCoClothing
    @ToastyCoClothing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    2:52 you know shes thinking "i didnt go through 8 years of med school for this..."

  • @jddmbth1
    @jddmbth1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "What did you do when you were in Mexico?" "Harvested opium poppies." I love thomas

  • @TheRealBleach
    @TheRealBleach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    40$ for poop?!?!??! Damn

    • @KP09101
      @KP09101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not enough 🤑

    • @jong9379
      @jong9379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      the cost of a single poop pill is $950. They are basically making 2275% profit margin off your poop. The cost of a fecal transplant treatment is $1,669, which means its a 4147% profit margin.

    • @evvsurv4673
      @evvsurv4673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think my little boy is the donor that gives the BIGGEST SH*+ how does his body hold so much 💩

    • @TheRealBleach
      @TheRealBleach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evvsurv4673 xD

    • @ryanturner9979
      @ryanturner9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jong9379 dammm ur smart or trying to sound it😂😂😂😂

  • @classycassie1118
    @classycassie1118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I am young. Healthy and decently fit.
    One question only. How much per poop?
    $40 you say? Where do I sign up?

  • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
    @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:51
    She's thinking: "Yup, this is why I went to college" 💩💩💩💩

  • @Ziontrainism
    @Ziontrainism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The first stages of the brown gold movement

  • @sweaterrpoorlyknit
    @sweaterrpoorlyknit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:52 That poor woman’s like “What tf am I doing with my life...” as the machine juggles the bag of sh*t in the background...😂🤣🤣

  • @iloveporkandchicken4718
    @iloveporkandchicken4718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I dont really give a crap at this at first but... holy sh**...

  • @BeorEviols
    @BeorEviols 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Wearing a mask without covering your nose is completely useless

    • @teme1207
      @teme1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe its to protect The mouth from bacteries?

    • @TheEricZ
      @TheEricZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Is actually to prevent contamination of the sample.

    • @ryanturner9979
      @ryanturner9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol as i was reading your comment i saw them without nose guards lmao wtf

    • @vasiliosniamonitakis3705
      @vasiliosniamonitakis3705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eerily prescient 😷

    • @Rosieloves_roses
      @Rosieloves_roses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg and you said this 3 years ago and now covid is here and everyone has to wear masks covering their nose too

  • @leostrazsa5440
    @leostrazsa5440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:52 This is the look of someone who has made all the right choices in life and still has failed.

  • @Jay-ef2ii
    @Jay-ef2ii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    People may laugh at this but this saves lives. The young man who wanted to be a donor got axed by the Doctor --just for his visit to Mexico and being in poppy fields. Wow! That is a very technical screening process.

  • @Abhi-sw2fu
    @Abhi-sw2fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:53 that face "Ahh I hate my life "...😂😂😂

  • @wikilix86
    @wikilix86 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I can't believe this! I had this idea as a child! And when I discussed this with my father who was a doctor he said I'm crazy 🤣 and look at my idea now!

  • @inceldestroyer1069
    @inceldestroyer1069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Who else watching on the toilet?

    • @The__Nation
      @The__Nation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      incel destroyer oh yeah yeah

    • @mikeali9674
      @mikeali9674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao!

    • @jhondoppy6617
      @jhondoppy6617 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The devil he's watching with you don't panic

    • @andyginterblues2961
      @andyginterblues2961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, I just got off the shitter. Made a huge pot of chili last night and... maybe I should start saving it.

    • @vorlon81
      @vorlon81 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cute Dog, i wonder if dogs could donate as well.

  • @e46mpower2
    @e46mpower2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Learned something new today. Thanks Vice

    • @OswaldDigestiveClinic
      @OswaldDigestiveClinic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you found this video informative, you may also want to know that there's a new study from the British Medical Journal (which is well-respected) that highlights the gut-lung connection! It's called: Rapid Resolution of COVID-19 After Faecal Microbial Transplantation!

  • @archishman4073
    @archishman4073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That face she had when the machine is juggling the $hit in the background had me rolling XD

  • @karlomoharic3992
    @karlomoharic3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Give a crap , save a life"

  • @TheJackman19091
    @TheJackman19091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:50 *deep philosophical thinking* "So this is life"

  • @MannyManhattanMusic
    @MannyManhattanMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Bruh I just ate tf is this

    • @k2i-v3w
      @k2i-v3w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then why the hell did you start to watch it after reading the title?

    • @LittleRainGames
      @LittleRainGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You clicked it

    • @romella_karmey
      @romella_karmey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then why did you watch? Where are your brain cells anyway?

  • @chickennugsoil4421
    @chickennugsoil4421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And mom says having poop in ur room is weird smh mom I just saved someone

  • @MrShanester117
    @MrShanester117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Finally. A career I’m capable of doing. Let’s make it happen. I have to poop right now.

  • @haydengrate7698
    @haydengrate7698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Who else is pooping while watching this?

  • @krisgamingtm8234
    @krisgamingtm8234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *Poopity scoop ,oh yeah yeah yeah*

  • @moses1142
    @moses1142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase “he ain’t worth a shit”!!!!

  • @tywilliam3225
    @tywilliam3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    More DNA sample for cloning - sarcasm joke.

    • @danielgorzelniak3209
      @danielgorzelniak3209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanna be cloned,plz take my dna and clone me

    • @visigoth3696
      @visigoth3696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cloning myself seems cool though.

  • @kutte97
    @kutte97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nice Documentary, definitely a field that needs more research and has a very big potential.

  • @Jebz96
    @Jebz96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Great how do i donate my shit without physically going down the toliet and picking it up

    • @MrShanester117
      @MrShanester117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      JebzGaming
      If you have kids, bam, problem solved

    • @jayes460
      @jayes460 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jebz96 commode

    • @calichef1962
      @calichef1962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      _Did you watch the video?_ It *clearly* showed how they set up the sample collection vessel on the toilet. It never touches the toilet so there's no "going down the toilet" about it.

  • @KleWdSide
    @KleWdSide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I farted while watching this. I guess the inevitable is about to happen & I will be saving a life within an hour or two.

    • @breadgirl9806
      @breadgirl9806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just came here to say that your profile picture is a beautiful work of art.

    • @KleWdSide
      @KleWdSide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@breadgirl9806 That happened in Portland a few years back (where I live). Someone was doing that to all the stop signs in the downtown area for a few weeks lol

    • @breadgirl9806
      @breadgirl9806 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mister Sarajevo Haha that’s awesome. Also, it is oddly complimentary to the content of this video.

    • @alexh.8150
      @alexh.8150 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

  • @makaylaphillips8255
    @makaylaphillips8255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Forty-dollars a squat” 😂

  • @khanyikuzwayo
    @khanyikuzwayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know for a fact that the GI Dr. did not expect him to say what he was doing in Mexico but as Vice viewers, we know exactly what he was doing.

  • @andyginterblues2961
    @andyginterblues2961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I lived in Boston, I remember it was kinda expensive. Now I see how I can afford to move back...

  • @hunterleaf5189
    @hunterleaf5189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was diagonesed with uc in 2017 and had a ileostomy surgery really wish my doctor recommend this i would.proably have alot better quality of life but cheers to those getting better

  • @tommathew7517
    @tommathew7517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Doctor looks into microscope 🔬 says “damn that’s some good shit” 😂

  • @Lightyagami-tx2xb
    @Lightyagami-tx2xb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Im uneployed
    But i think no more after this video
    My full time work is gonna be now a poop donater.
    And part time work will be sperm donater.

    • @LittleRainGames
      @LittleRainGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Give blood too. And hand jobs.

    • @saeedm6671
      @saeedm6671 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      just eat at taco bell before giving a shit

    • @clintmiller2408
      @clintmiller2408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean unemployed. Your welcome ☮️🤘 🤘

    • @budg7525
      @budg7525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ Light yagami,
      Just don't try donating them both at the same time!!!
      It could get messy!!!

    • @agueromessi5973
      @agueromessi5973 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And blood and eggs

  • @Ehlekben
    @Ehlekben 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wish my poop could save Vice

  • @trevorvano
    @trevorvano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god I love this so much! I think it’s the funniest and most real thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Sharing for sure!

  • @Im-Iam
    @Im-Iam ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should reconsider the age of the donor, longevity is currently high, there are people over 50 in better health than teenagers.

  • @OswaldDigestiveClinic
    @OswaldDigestiveClinic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for sharing this! To add to this, at this time, the FDA has only approved Fecal Microbial Transplants (FMT) for c-difficile (c-diff) infection, which is a really severe, recurrent infection. Antibiotics are used to treat c-diff, but the infection has a really high chance of recurring, which results in having to take more antibiotics, and then the bacteria become resistant to the antiobiotic! C-diff can also result in malnourishment. But FMT can help!

  • @jookbj
    @jookbj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:20 I like the way he said that. "There's small guys that have pretty "generous" samples". Lol

  • @certifiedstar
    @certifiedstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Taco Bell and Chipotle customers: *OH YEAH YEAH*

  • @LordofBroccoli
    @LordofBroccoli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What? I've been shitting gold my whole life...

  • @oliver.mayes2305
    @oliver.mayes2305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who first thought of this like imagine being in your office and thinking about feces 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @sirajkunnath6336
    @sirajkunnath6336 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Human Microbes - Stool donors for FMT

  • @ryantrouble322
    @ryantrouble322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:52 looks like she's having a sheety day lol xD

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Stool aka shit."
    Lol the immature part of me giggled a bit at this

  • @sanskarsoni2498
    @sanskarsoni2498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    shit does matter😂

    • @rdon3575
      @rdon3575 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya fecal matter

  • @carrrexx7190
    @carrrexx7190 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If they want poop soaked in Jack Daniel's, I'm your CaCaucasian.

  • @nonotherthanme8313
    @nonotherthanme8313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me:Guess who doesn't give a shit?(enters the toilet)
    Also me:I do

  • @GodsChildrenOnEarth
    @GodsChildrenOnEarth ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’d be a good donor. I poop once or twice a day (depending on how much I eat). I’m Healthy, no stomach issues, no intestinal or pooping issues. I take absolutely no drugs (not even Motrin or Tylenol). My poops look like bananas most of the time. I eat healthy: no GMOs, no high fructose corn syrup, nor fake sugars, limited real organic sugar, no soda or nasty candy. Avoid gluten and dairy (Lactose intolerant), and processed foods. If I happen to want something sweet, I’ll buy organic Newmans cookies or make a dessert from scratch.
    I truly wish people’s stomach and intestines were healthy as it feels good.

  • @richragenj
    @richragenj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Next time someone calls you a piece of s***, be like "yeah, a s*** worth forty bucks at the bank". 😆

  • @ray_ayy
    @ray_ayy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was the very first video on my recommended page when I opened TH-cam today.

  • @khangbui3914
    @khangbui3914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol imagine if someone knock over a shelf that having shit samples and it spill all over the place lol

  • @TonyRios
    @TonyRios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:54 Oh man, I wonder if I'm up to par

  • @dbloodline
    @dbloodline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone else saw an ad selling probiotic supplements before the video started ???

  • @amp12345amp
    @amp12345amp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone shitting while watching this is actually throwing money down the toilet.

  • @bungogungi6994
    @bungogungi6994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    me and the boys drinking liquid shit to fix our bowels

  • @davidulisi8522
    @davidulisi8522 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mom what do you do for a living? "I analyze peoples poop"

  • @infinitelyawesome3885
    @infinitelyawesome3885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hospital is probably charging $50k a turd

  • @firstlast9813
    @firstlast9813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've never smoked, drank, went out the country, needed intense meds, and keep a healthy lifestyle. You're telling me I can make enough for QUARTER tank of gas per day? Sign me up! It's only one tank away!

  • @romella_karmey
    @romella_karmey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:52 “I didn't work my ass in the medical field for this sh*t." 🤣

  • @TheEricZ
    @TheEricZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Theoretically, this process could solve lactose intolerance. But going forward, could we give ourselves the ability to consume other things? Could we take cow or termite bacterium and eat grass or wood? Could we take mushroom/fungi bacterium and eat plastic!? This could unlock so many potentials!
    But it must be a shitty job! 😂 Sorry, had to throw that one in there.

  • @Patri_Fides
    @Patri_Fides 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had probably 90% of my colon removed after a car accident so I doubt I would be a prime candidate for this kind of donation.

  • @xeroxxx9625
    @xeroxxx9625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    just eat it for maximum results! hahaha

  • @generalakbarr
    @generalakbarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That vice reporter is super professional compared to the person interviewed.

  • @brooklynboi11207
    @brooklynboi11207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Definitely a dirty job

  • @kavanpatel3836
    @kavanpatel3836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Are there vegan poops for vegans???🤔

    • @janewright315
      @janewright315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm sure that could theoretically be arranged

    • @kavanpatel3836
      @kavanpatel3836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@janewright315 😆

    • @4Realkevv
      @4Realkevv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤪

    • @Mandeepd13
      @Mandeepd13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      is there*
      poop*

    • @TheEricZ
      @TheEricZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, vegans can possibly lose the ability to digest meat and could get a transplant to help them eat meat again. Not sure if that's what you meant but good idea.

  • @Swnsasy
    @Swnsasy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woohoo! Turn my toilet into gold baby!! 🤣🤣

  • @Tonnnnia
    @Tonnnnia ปีที่แล้ว

    During the interview, the Dr. Was definitely expecting the answer to be harvesting Opium.

  • @darthnihilus812
    @darthnihilus812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Harvesting weed and opium lol

  • @Fadlinification
    @Fadlinification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's ok to meet a girl at a park but it's not ok to park meat in that girl

  • @doctoreggman6542
    @doctoreggman6542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *get the laxatives boyos it's shittin time*

  • @weshallrise3691
    @weshallrise3691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Holy s*** I'm watching a video about s***

  • @lavvender
    @lavvender 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't realize the openbiome place was so close to where I live! I've never even heard of it :0

    • @cic6002
      @cic6002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You Couldn’t smell it? Lol

  • @tmgclips5300
    @tmgclips5300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No one
    Poop dealers :🤑

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smoke shit every day
      I'm very sorry

  • @bopcentral7425
    @bopcentral7425 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plumber, please realign my toilet to direct the piping directlty into this facilities office. $40 a poo got a new job!! Hahaa

  • @xelefonte
    @xelefonte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poop is a topic that I’m never find to discuss. However, this was a pretty enlightening piece from VICE even though I felt that they went too much into the details like describing the poop and characteristics of people with their poop, like fat people.

  • @inactiveuser42042
    @inactiveuser42042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is nobody going to talk about 5:20 lmao

  • @gsxellence
    @gsxellence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I Know scat lovers are going crazy over this 😋

  • @likeitmatters6046
    @likeitmatters6046 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My girl at 2:53 is really thinking about all those nights she stayed up in med school.

  • @mmafighter2992
    @mmafighter2992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao! This is one of the best comments sections EVER!!! Pure brown gold! 💩💩💩😂😂😂

  • @potatomatop9326
    @potatomatop9326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wtf is wrong with vids these days? 3 days ago a whale poop that costs over $7,000 and now this. I wanna go back to Pizza Planet.

  • @massqrs4900
    @massqrs4900 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I can poop with pride.

  • @natachaguillaume8985
    @natachaguillaume8985 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How long it take when you apply to become a donor for feedback

  • @wikirexmax
    @wikirexmax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "increase the medical demand for good shit"
    There are some words I don't expect to be in the same sentence while making sense.

  • @angelazhang2411
    @angelazhang2411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live like 5 miles away from this place....

  • @faithreynolds1747
    @faithreynolds1747 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The forbidden chocolate milk 🤣

  • @Sk-qt8ro
    @Sk-qt8ro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow who knew taking dumps would save life’s I won’t ever regret taking a shit again

  • @jesseramirez6147
    @jesseramirez6147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have had ulcerative colitis for the last five years and I was proposed with this idea last year and had it done.

    • @padmanabhan5017
      @padmanabhan5017 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you ok now I am suffer uc from 5 year