Pedophiles harassed by pedophilophiles

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ส.ค. 2010
  • According to a recent study by the University of Leiden, an increasing number of pedophiles are being sexually harassed by men who are attracted to them.
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  • @Kuma-ojisan
    @Kuma-ojisan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I'm sorry, but I lost it when he pulled out the candy.

  • @TheBirdMan-rs4ss
    @TheBirdMan-rs4ss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Wow Speld is far superior to the Onion. Yes guys, it's a joke, just presented very well. That's why it's hilarious.

    • @citroenboter
      @citroenboter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Eric Swanson imo Speld has more ClickHole quality articles. Onion usually just has fake news, but ClickHole goes the extra mile.

    • @matbronk1
      @matbronk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @God is Love forgiving someone is not only the problem, lack of consequences is. If you forgive someone you can still give them consequences, it's probably better for themselves to be reported. It might allow them to see that their behaviour is wrong. So, forgiving doesn't necessarily mean lack of consequences. The existing lack of consequences for predatory behaviour in churches probably results from ignorance and uncertainty about how to handle someone who exhibits the predatory behaviour, I don't think it only results from forgiveness.

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is not superior

    • @ralphmacchiato3761
      @ralphmacchiato3761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dontspikemydrink9382 indeed not. But they do make some funny stuff. Quite the achievement, as cringe is a significant blocker of Dutch content.

    • @jakeblues3676
      @jakeblues3676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is Nothing not one single thing humerus about pedophiles. There is no cure only incarceration and monitoring, the horrendous harm these degenerate can cause last a lifetime and in ways generational. the innocence stolen by these bastards can never be recovered the only real cure is eradication which is impossible as the moral fiber of the world decisions into hell which is nothing to the living hell of their victims.

  • @JDarrylSSS
    @JDarrylSSS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    The true power of proper satire. It's great.

    • @rivierjojo
      @rivierjojo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mono dead True Dutch humour hahaha

    • @SaturnineXTS
      @SaturnineXTS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not true what this would be a satire on, honestly it just feels more like abstract humor to me

    • @marcrow9114
      @marcrow9114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SaturnineXTS a satire on usual pedophiles?

  • @TomRoes
    @TomRoes 11 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Not a tv show, but a Dutch satirical magazine: De Speld

    • @petra5979
      @petra5979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not a magazine, but a website

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@petra5979 not a website but a gouda cheese sandwich

    • @RainyBat
      @RainyBat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@diederiksamsom4562 omdat dit een Engels vertaalde versie van een Nederlands filmpje is, en de info naar Engelsen is gericht.

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 11 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Meanwhile, back in real life: a registered sex offender went to the internet registered sex offender list and contacted men on it, atempting to set up dates for sex. The sex offenders, fearing that they were being set up in some way, called the police.
    Proving that if people can imagine it, and it's physicaly possible to do it, somebody somewhere has done it.

  • @delano3888
    @delano3888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Dat is woest aantrekkelijk ik ga stuk 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnozed
    @johnozed 11 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Reading the comments it's plain to see that no one has noticed that this is comedy, or satire. It's been filed in the Comedy category.

    • @SaturnineXTS
      @SaturnineXTS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      there's nothing funny about law-abiding, decent pedophiles getting harassed by some pervs like that bro

  • @xirb-4007
    @xirb-4007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    0:31 When you can't think of a job so you put your trait in the screen

  • @quinten4484
    @quinten4484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    11 jaar later nog steeds fking goed

  • @mporter1994
    @mporter1994 11 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I understand exactly how this poor victim feels.

    • @mulsenhfk
      @mulsenhfk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait a minute. Exactly?

  • @LaurenHubik
    @LaurenHubik 14 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Every time he said "Pedophilophiles" it made me LOL.

  • @supervillainJ
    @supervillainJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This level of satire is amazing

  • @donworkinson
    @donworkinson 11 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Now I've seen everything. After 10+ years on the internet I am finally done. :)

    • @Partyboy420
      @Partyboy420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you sure?

    • @Nando-po3db
      @Nando-po3db 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about now? 8 years later.

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan ปีที่แล้ว

      He seems to have made good on his word. Amazing

  • @MMMMMMMMMM857
    @MMMMMMMMMM857 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eerst die zak spekjes, daarna "Woest aantrekkelijk".
    Ik ging stuk! 😂

  • @marine09666
    @marine09666 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First I thought I only had to watch out for police and angry parents but now this?!?!?! When are the police going to help!

  • @DanieleGiorgino
    @DanieleGiorgino 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That was honestly the funniest video I've watched in a while.

  • @Axel-lc5or
    @Axel-lc5or 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    G E K O L O N I S E E R D

  • @antoniomoyacatalan1746
    @antoniomoyacatalan1746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the way

  • @Teriyakioxo
    @Teriyakioxo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    oh good I thought I was taking this too lightly for a minute, glad someone else noticed.

  • @ignoringChat
    @ignoringChat 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where did you find that profile picture?

  • @TheJaceMaster
    @TheJaceMaster 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video made my day!!

  • @nadenitza
    @nadenitza 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    for the first minute i was like WTF?!... and then i burst into mad laughter, lmao!

  • @CatoLongHair
    @CatoLongHair 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    they made a show about this?

  • @Neontronique
    @Neontronique 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    my fucking sides. I am giggling so fucking hard. I actually farted from giggling so much. This was amazing.

  • @JamesMajdali
    @JamesMajdali 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @auroracomets Name and address of the guy hiding in the bushes?

  • @terrypussypower
    @terrypussypower 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is like something out of Chris Morris' Brass Eye !

  • @RickWhitechest
    @RickWhitechest 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need to go deeper.

  • @elliswillins151
    @elliswillins151 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hahaha that was so creepy and funny at the same time

  • @azaz4216
    @azaz4216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I still can't find the video I'm looking for. There was this really funny video on pedophiles that was long. And all I remember is one guy calling a pedophile names, and he was upset and like see that's the kind of thing we pedophiles have to put to with.
    Then there was another bit where they went to a commercial break. One of the commercials was advertising a show and said in a funny voice something like "We put a bunch of kids stranded on an island with a pedophile, what's going to happen?" I saw it many years ago and it was hilarious. I think it was British. At least I remember someone speaking in that accent.

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's the Brass Eye episode "Paedogeddon" :)

    • @azaz4216
      @azaz4216 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jokaanan
      Yes I did end up finding it a few months ago after all. Bill Burr - pedophiles, is also hilarious.

  • @loesjuhb
    @loesjuhb 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @amillionminutes No, I'm saying this was made by the Dutch. O_O How did you get that idea?

  • @amillionminutes
    @amillionminutes 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @loesjuhb So do the Dutch speak Russian?

  • @garynaccarato4606
    @garynaccarato4606 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the hunter becomes the hunted.

  • @cb7s4life
    @cb7s4life 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you internet i needed that

  • @JokermanXYZ
    @JokermanXYZ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Is this like the foreign version of The Onion or something?

    • @MJMOldenhave
      @MJMOldenhave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yep the Dutch version of the Onion

    • @cyprel
      @cyprel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No. The onion is the foreign version of De Speld.

    • @tmsplltrs
      @tmsplltrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ‘The foreign version’ what a thing to say

    • @tmsplltrs
      @tmsplltrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Space Munky No it’s just a dumb thing to say.

    • @tmsplltrs
      @tmsplltrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Space Munky It’s A foreign version.

  • @Deverestteam
    @Deverestteam 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    in a way pedophilophiles are actually showing pedohpiles what they are doing to children. scarring them, hurting them. so like i said pedophilophiles are, in a way, helping

  • @auroracomets
    @auroracomets 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Name of the guy hiding in the bushes?

  • @astrel23
    @astrel23 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    For some reason I get the Christian Mingle ad. Fitting.

  • @amillionminutes
    @amillionminutes 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @loesjuhb But it's made by the Dutch, right? And the Dutch speak Russian.

  • @alpha4879
    @alpha4879 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had that same picture for months did you steal it from me D

  • @simondeun9692
    @simondeun9692 ปีที่แล้ว

    Geweldig dit!! Wat een humor.

  • @supershawnodeseninja
    @supershawnodeseninja 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Ausaini17 actually some child molesters aren't pedophiles.
    something about power, rapists + easy victim....
    I don't actually remember but I read it somewhere.

  • @mamarae1981
    @mamarae1981 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is disgusting- both of those men need to isolate & never return. Leave the playgrounds & the children alone.

  • @Endaviour
    @Endaviour 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh god, I'm dying of laughter xD

  • @AnyoneCanSee
    @AnyoneCanSee 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now that's what I call satire - volume 45

  • @TheSSprogrammer
    @TheSSprogrammer 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for pointing that out since it wasn't blindingly obvious

  • @eidius1989
    @eidius1989 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    WE NEED TO DIG DEEPER!!!!

  • @loesjuhb
    @loesjuhb 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @amillionminutes You're trolling right? Because the Dutch speak Dutch, this film is Dutch, it comes from the Netherlands and the language they speak is Dutch. It has nothing to do with Russia at all. D:

  • @mcmackerel
    @mcmackerel 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Scary how many people can't spot the very obvious satire. :|

  • @itastain
    @itastain 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @bghomedawg By technical definition a pedophile is someone who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. And that doesn't mean that he will actually do anything about it. I believe the media has taken the term and spun it to mean something it does not

  • @mcmackerel
    @mcmackerel 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just assuming that a kid will be stupid and/or feel safe enough to do that seems very shaky.

  • @leo1337hs
    @leo1337hs 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    So many layers....

  • @Sohrin305
    @Sohrin305 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i thought the opening was futurama haha

  • @popazz1
    @popazz1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's not exactly "Brass Eye",is it?!

  • @yamammiwammi
    @yamammiwammi 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that made my brain hurt.

  • @mistresspav
    @mistresspav 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm guessing the same but things have in reality reached a level of madness that the difference has blurred too much to really tell.. I would say that's the whole point anyway :D

  • @jefftavolieri
    @jefftavolieri 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    is this real life?

  • @dujl
    @dujl 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @planetery I know a girl who has admitted inapropriate feelings towards youngsters, and she clearly feels bad about it. But she hasn't done anything that would make her guilty of any crime. You choose what feelings you act upon.

  • @dogamusprime1123
    @dogamusprime1123 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It doesn't make it ok to harm someone either.

  • @StarWarrior008
    @StarWarrior008 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this for real??

  • @Blamkazam
    @Blamkazam 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    maybe because they told someone? or tried to get help? i dunno

  • @francescocampanari4458
    @francescocampanari4458 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    the world is a unsafe place for our children....I am disgusted...

  • @billyjoejimbob75
    @billyjoejimbob75 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nobody is sure what the big deal is, but they sure get passionate about it.

  • @TheCrazySyndrome
    @TheCrazySyndrome 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm guessing this is the Dutch Onion News Network.

  • @ShotTower1
    @ShotTower1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    If a paedophile has not done anything wrong then how would you ever know they are a paedophile?

  • @amillionminutes
    @amillionminutes 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @loesjuhb If they don't live in the Netherlands, then why are they called Russians?

  • @Ntswd8Mr
    @Ntswd8Mr 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @andyrooney12 It's in Dutch, not German.

  • @wikigrinder
    @wikigrinder 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That doesn't make it anymore accepted than it is in the US. They used a legal loophole and caused an outrage here.

  • @NastyDHL
    @NastyDHL 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    wait is this fake or real?

  • @Jesterthefool
    @Jesterthefool 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    ???

  • @amillionminutes
    @amillionminutes 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @loesjuhb Then why were you saying earlier that this was made by Russians?

  • @86Leinad
    @86Leinad 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @aaronstately They aren't! This was made by Dutch folks, i.e. from the Netherlands.

  • @777ranches1
    @777ranches1 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    did he died?

  • @beccahday
    @beccahday 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @0pille0 do you not get that this is a joke?

  • @mjong93
    @mjong93 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That awkward moment when the top 2 comments are contradicting.

  • @Flatscores
    @Flatscores 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always a bigger fish in the pond.

  • @bossmaster1423
    @bossmaster1423 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Because the relationship between pedophiles and children causes serious psychological trouble for the children involved in more cases than not. It differs from homosexuality in the fact that pedophiles are attracted to people that are not mature eough to consent to that type of relationship. There are people that can not help being attracted to the idea of killing another, but does that make it okay? Does the fact that he can't help it make it okay for an abusive husband to hit his wife? No.

  • @nicktonic
    @nicktonic 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @LlNUXPYTHON the onion is probably the most consistently funny thing in this awful world

  • @nastyevilbunny
    @nastyevilbunny 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    But that's the word they use in the video. You can see it under the guy's name at 0:28 seconds, and it gets translated as pedophile.

  • @codeandcoffeh
    @codeandcoffeh 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's debatable.

  • @amillionminutes
    @amillionminutes 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @loesjuhb So you're saying this was made by Russians?

  • @mrorie
    @mrorie 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, you two are like Nick and Nora Charles.

  • @Kothlim
    @Kothlim 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Eckendenker ha. read the title wrong.

  • @SpencerB760
    @SpencerB760 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    this has to be fake, please someone telll me it is

  • @Farull
    @Farull 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a perfectly valid comment, and I don't agree with it being downvoted. You don't have to defend the act of pedophilia to respect other peoples right to not be harassed. This is basic human rights which apply to everybody, including pedophiles.

    • @FormulaJuan75
      @FormulaJuan75 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called satire lmao. This whole video is a joke.

    • @Farull
      @Farull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FormulaJuan75 Of course. But I was responding in a comment chain that youtube deleted some time between now and 8 years ago. Looks a bit out of context now :-)

  • @WilbertKiemeneij
    @WilbertKiemeneij 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can assure you it's there. 'de speld' is the dutch version of 'the onion'.

  • @mcmackerel
    @mcmackerel 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I agree. Pedophile should not be equated with child molester, and even though it's not a very PC opinion, I wouldn't be surprised if people can be born pedophiles. The stigma should be with the act, not the person.
    On the other hand, I don't think sex between adults and young children should ever be legal. Even if it would truly be consensual in 1% of cases, it's not worth those very few cases to make it legal.

  • @MajorSquiggles
    @MajorSquiggles 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    MAKE IT STOP!

  • @wikigrinder
    @wikigrinder 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I meant a loophole in NL, not US. And I repeat that it is not more tolerated than in the US. Absolutely not.

  • @loesjuhb
    @loesjuhb 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @amillionminutes I haven't been annoyed, I'm just dissapointed in myself for not seeing you weren't serious. Anyway you were good at it. ^.^

  • @wessltov
    @wessltov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder how much of the comments on this video are made by Dutch viewers

  • @kingsize55
    @kingsize55 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @faffaflunkie I'm glad to see there's at least 1 American with a sense of humor!

  • @Stellana
    @Stellana 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @pinTIMguin
    Yeah, but they got pancake mix. You don't.

  • @jimmy56100
    @jimmy56100 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL good work! Funny that people are taking this seriuosly.

  • @jaayro
    @jaayro 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    im so confused

  • @anniebieberduh
    @anniebieberduh 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @4boySonic WTF?!?

  • @Tonyface321
    @Tonyface321 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I almost tried to squish your picture.

  • @CMendoza2014
    @CMendoza2014 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @SuperfineDave its dutch..... i know....

  • @playbak
    @playbak 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    hahaha leave it to the Dutch to come up with this!

  • @hopala007
    @hopala007 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Echt een goeie acteur op 0:53. Ik dacht het gewoon echt was.

  • @loesjuhb
    @loesjuhb 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @amillionminutes Are you trolling or do you actually believe Russians live in the Netherlands? Because they obviously don't. D: