@@radiantcat540 there's a Joke SCP that's something like this. It's someone who makes Ligma jokes and, no matter how hard you try, you will always go "What's Ligma?". When he says the rest of the joke, you just explode
@@xXxIVendettaIxXx im so sorry, i didnt expect my comment to not get burried ^^' Although, as a friend of mine always says: if spoilers spoils the story, maybe the story wasnt worth your time in the first place.
Also, why would they want to increase the global population to 200 billion? That's more likely to create an end of the world scenario. Whoever wrote this didn't think much.
@@tomrichmond8388 You need to brush up on your puns, chew over what you think you know about comedy. To tell you the tooth, your pun sucked. Think of your pun, and then think of the funniest pun you've ever heard; they're molar opposites. I suggest you don't pursue comedy as a career. Maybe you should try incisor trading. Or join the police in the canine unit. Whatever you end up with though, make sure it's something you can smile about.
The O5 needs to have a very stern talk with the Department of Psychodentistry about that plan. If they succeed, the most likely result will be a permanent loss of teeth for all humanity. It's better if those things stay where they are. Instead, the Foundation should construct outposts around them for the percussive maintenance. (I know for a fact that they have some other anomalies that provide them with an easy means of travel to the moon.)
We of the Ethics Council regretfully inform you that the narrator has been severely reprimanded and demoted to D-class for use of Cognitohazardous puns so soon after the "bananas incident" with SPC 682. A slightly more cautious clone of the Narrator will be educating the public going forward.
I dont know the number designation, but there is an anomaly that is literally a biological gun that shoots teeth. I have to imagine the dental division would have something to say about that
Oh lord, the "tooth dream"....I had some variation of that for years, never knowing at the time that it was one of the more common disruptive dreams out there. When I was finally able to see the dentist regularly and get my teeth fixed (quite a few fillings and a root canal/cap), and keep on top of things now in there, I finally quit having them. My hygienist says that she zips through my cleanings since I do such a good job with my dental care. (Get a SoniCare brush and use Sensodyne; you WON'T regret it!)
I mean, a good dental plan is a surprisingly good perk. You'd be surprised how many people will take dangerous jobs if it means access to a good dentist.
Two questions. 1. How much do you think a tooth fairy would put underneath your pillow if you had teeth that size? 2. Anybody else watching this after getting their wisdom teeth taken out?
So, through weird genetics, I own a fifth incisor on my lower jaw. Is there another singular tooth hidden somewhere for mutants like us or is this specific tooth immune from SCP-5940?
It's been proven that just chewing on something can reduce stress. Some people chew gum, others chomp ice, and giant teeth apparently feel better after people slice themselves in half on them...
I've watched a ton of your videos, but that opener was the one that got me to subscribe, these puns are simply amazing! (Just be careful and make sure that SCP 504 isn't nearby!)
That will take a long time. There are almost 7000 scp's, and maybe 20 scp-001 proposals. So even if they cover a new scp every day, it'll still take 20 years to get them all. Then there are also groups of interest, alternate versions and scp-682 termination attempts
“Sir, SCP-682 is out again!” “Not now! We’re trying to figure out how to cure dentist-phobia for everyone at one time.” “Sir, he’s moving towards a population center.” “Just throw a cage on top of him, we’ll deal with him later. Now go figure out how much birth control is bought every year.”
Can you imagine being the last guy or even the second that chose to jump on the pair of front teeth? Knowing exactly what's going to happen once you jump.
Right before the location of the last pair of giant teeth was revealed, I jokingly said to myself “what, are they they on the moon?” and laughed when seconds later they revealed that they in fact were on the moon.
Hmmm... 🤔 Not an issue for me. I sustained a massive injury to my head, when I was assaulted back in 2009, which required me to have my jaws wired shut (My mandibular hinge was smashed. The side of my head, from the temple down, was all caved in.). The doctor who did it, screwed the screws into the roots of all my top, front teeth, and my bottoms, on the sides. He was an idiot. Two days later, all of those teeth broke under the pressure of the bands, and all fell out. The pain was excruciating. I tried to get restitution for this, but discovered that since I had been treated under emergency medical access, I had signed away all my rights. Still toothless today. I can't afford to have the surgery required to extract all of those dead roots, or the cost of the dentures I need. The damage has worsened considerably since then. I used to have pretty good, straight teeth. Now, I've got a smile like a Halloween Jack o' Lantern. 🎃 Thanks Doc.
Math seems a bit off. You found 4 locations with two teeth each. That is 8 teeth. With 32 teeth in the human mouth, that is 16 locations. You still have 12 more locations to find if you wish to succeed at ridding humanity of teeth related nightmares...
@@cdawgswizzle7229 The teeth in general all have the same effect and are only acting up because the SCP Foundation are being idiots and playing dentist to an SCP that is best left alone. They are causing the teeth stress which is then forwarded to everyone else on the planet...
Okay, it's official. The wiki is just a place where anyone can come up with the craziest ideas and somehow make it work with the foundation. Day 143 of asking the O5 to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
I lost most of my teeth on the right side of my mouth from a hit of shrapnel in 2017 while i was in Syria. My cheek was completely busted, but now its almost good after two surgeries.
Agreed, I had a fabulous dentist as I was growing up, unfortunately he retired, he made me feel comfortable around dentists, but (last fey years) I had registered with new dentist when I moved, he traumatized me for life doesn't help I have anxiety and depression as well (was undiagnosed then)
@@pushbikecam9921 Well mine doesn't like snakes yet he lets me ramble about how much I like them it's more became I'm teasing him about it. And he teases me about giving me shots. I see him more often that a normal person would see their dentist because, as he and my previous dentists put it, my teeth are unusually soft.
can you make a new scp, scp-6000 called star clown. Star clown is a horrific being from outer space. He jumpscares people who are afraid of clowns and stops time except its victim. He comforts his victim after the time stopping jump scare and tells him why he should not be afraid of clowns. He gives him treats like tea and cake and takes him to circuses. After the talk the victim and him return to the same place at the exact spot. after the encounter the victim is no longer be afraid of clowns. The scp cannot be contained and is considered as safe-class with no anomolous side effects after the encounter.
So... I've never had those dreams, never felt nervous in the dentist office... am I... immune to their effects? Wait, what's that knocking on the doo... wait, who are you? What are you doing? Wait! WAIT!!!
damn it, I've never hated my ears more than I have in the intro "if all you want for Christmas is your two front teeth, you're in luck" Meanwhile my brother with no front teeth: -_-
200 billion humans? How the hell are we going to feed 200 billion humans? O_o There are currently 800 million humans living in risk of starvation right now and we're almost at 8 billion humans. Something tells me this plan isn't so well thought through.
Fun fact! The dental fear phenomenon is real, as he mentioned. But, its fading away, and quickly! See, the real source of the fear comes from personal and storied pain. This is because right up until the late 1800s, a dentist visit is potentially DEADLY. And still, right until late 1900s its still painful AF. But, most recent modern painkillers and treatments have greatly reduced said fear for most. In fact, a study done in 2014 showed that children under 12 show NO FEAR WHATSOEVER to the dentist unless having been exposed to horror stories by family or friends. Simon Whistler recently did a deep dive vid on this topic. Check it out!
collective psychodental trauma
sounds like a global problem we didnt know we needed to solve
step aside global warming, we have real problems to deal with
Very good
Vermin Supreme knew about it. Its why he cared so much about his dental program
Dr. John E. Namel? Good god somebody had a field day writing up this story. It’s stuffed full of puns that it’s kind of concerning.
I wonder if there's an scp that compels people to constantly make bad puns when talking about it
@@radiantcat540 This needs to be an scp.
I know, it’s rather filling, isn’t it? The writer deserves a crown. I’m fluoride by the creativity.
@@radiantcat540 Dang. I immediately thought of Umamusume because Symboli Rudolf, one of the characters, uses puns every time she speaks.
@@radiantcat540 there's a Joke SCP that's something like this. It's someone who makes Ligma jokes and, no matter how hard you try, you will always go "What's Ligma?". When he says the rest of the joke, you just explode
That's hell of a solution ! Why would we even be afraid of going to the dentist if we don't have teeth at all anymore ? Genius !
When top comment spoils the video before you can watch it 🤦♂️
@@xXxIVendettaIxXx im so sorry, i didnt expect my comment to not get burried ^^'
Although, as a friend of mine always says: if spoilers spoils the story, maybe the story wasnt worth your time in the first place.
(my opinion only) You'd be afraid if you had anxiety and depression. They are hell of conditions to live with.
@@xXxIVendettaIxXx That's exactly why you finish the video before hitting up the comment section so that doesn't happen ya sees
Also, why would they want to increase the global population to 200 billion? That's more likely to create an end of the world scenario. Whoever wrote this didn't think much.
I like how the name is also an Evangelion reference (instead of Absolute Terror Field it's Absolute Tooth Field).
Lol i thought it was that
I'm glad someone else noticed it haha
ASUKA NOOO THE 2 PRONG FORK IS PIERCING THROUGH YOUR ABSOLUTE TEETH FIELD!!!! OH NO THE 2 PRONG FORK HIT HER GUM!!!!!
IKR thats y i clicked the video
Someone had a LOT of fun writing this SCP.
I just clicked the video and got bombarded with tooth puns and excitement
Well that bites
@@tomrichmond8388 You need to brush up on your puns, chew over what you think you know about comedy. To tell you the tooth, your pun sucked. Think of your pun, and then think of the funniest pun you've ever heard; they're molar opposites. I suggest you don't pursue comedy as a career. Maybe you should try incisor trading. Or join the police in the canine unit. Whatever you end up with though, make sure it's something you can smile about.
@@marmite8959 well that bites
@@marmite8959 +40 Respect
@DripSupply I respect your opinion but I disagree with you since I'm high and literally everything is funny to me right now.
1:27 Imagine being charged double just because the dentist disliked your teeth
The O5 needs to have a very stern talk with the Department of Psychodentistry about that plan. If they succeed, the most likely result will be a permanent loss of teeth for all humanity. It's better if those things stay where they are. Instead, the Foundation should construct outposts around them for the percussive maintenance. (I know for a fact that they have some other anomalies that provide them with an easy means of travel to the moon.)
That kiddie pool be one of them if I remember correctly
Wisdom Teeth were created for this exact purpose. I doubt it‘ll be huge deal.
No not a permanent loss we have prosthetic teeth
The amount of puns at the start of this video was glorious, thank you for that🧡
We of the Ethics Council regretfully inform you that the narrator has been severely reprimanded and demoted to D-class for use of Cognitohazardous puns so soon after the "bananas incident" with SPC 682.
A slightly more cautious clone of the Narrator will be educating the public going forward.
@@smoothmasterz NOOOOOOOOOOO-
@@smoothmasterz NOOOO… HUNTEEEEEERRRR!
I dont know the number designation, but there is an anomaly that is literally a biological gun that shoots teeth. I have to imagine the dental division would have something to say about that
The MP5K?
Somebody apparently saw the Movie ExistenZ o.o
SCP-127 The Living Gun
_Doctor Bright has entered the chat_
@Steve_the_boi SCP-4910? I know 4910 causes teeth to grow everywhere
Oh lord, the "tooth dream"....I had some variation of that for years, never knowing at the time that it was one of the more common disruptive dreams out there. When I was finally able to see the dentist regularly and get my teeth fixed (quite a few fillings and a root canal/cap), and keep on top of things now in there, I finally quit having them. My hygienist says that she zips through my cleanings since I do such a good job with my dental care. (Get a SoniCare brush and use Sensodyne; you WON'T regret it!)
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@@lazice Not an advertisement! I was just at the dentist the other day is all; it was still on my mind! Heh.
@@ZeoViolet an elaborate advertisement. But an advertisement nonetheless
@@gman2801 Sure dude. I'll pass that on to my dentist.
I use sensodyne and its fucking fantastic. Just spitting facts haha
What are the odds that John. E Namel becomes involved with teeth related SCPs...its like Otto Octavius gets eight arms...
Dr Gears and the clockworks.
SCP already at it with the memetics. I frequently think of taking the nail clippers to my teeth just to see what's happen lol
It's chilling honestly. I wouldn't reccomend it. You scrape the metal on your teeth and that's about it.
That sounds like a special kind of horrible
Dude there was a kid who uploaded a video of himself doing just that!
Don't do it just don't the memory of the video alone makes me squirm
I mean, a good dental plan is a surprisingly good perk. You'd be surprised how many people will take dangerous jobs if it means access to a good dentist.
Two questions.
1. How much do you think a tooth fairy would put underneath your pillow if you had teeth that size?
2. Anybody else watching this after getting their wisdom teeth taken out?
If each of the teeth are 100x the size of a normal tooth, you may get $25 - $100.
I did have my wisdom teeth removed a few weeks ago. Believe me, I feel your pain.
Tooth questions.
its going to give 1000 for each teeth, since the bigger teeths are 25x bigger than the smaller ones
@@Hopperthejumper 🤑
"Move over SCP-682, Step aside, Devourer of Worlds, Get the hell out of my face, Scarlet King!" I have never witnessed anyone say something so brave
So, through weird genetics, I own a fifth incisor on my lower jaw. Is there another singular tooth hidden somewhere for mutants like us or is this specific tooth immune from SCP-5940?
Well, that's not a problem though. You just gotta pull two of the three front incisors, that way the anomaly can still be defeated.
So wait... how does them pounding the teeth with hammers and people leaping on top of them do anything to help? I feel like I’m missing something.
Same it makes no sense lol. Unless I missed something
Does anything related to the scp foundation make sense in the first place?
It's been proven that just chewing on something can reduce stress. Some people chew gum, others chomp ice, and giant teeth apparently feel better after people slice themselves in half on them...
The Teeth are the cause of Pyschodental trauma, if they destroy it, no one is going to be scared of the dentist
@@rf3162 ah
The amount of puns, dad jokes, and overall good humor in this video is insane.
"How on earth are there so many teeth in so small a mouth"
My Dentist, To me.
"How do you have such a small mouth and yet the longest tooth roots ever?" Mine, to me. XD
I've watched a ton of your videos, but that opener was the one that got me to subscribe, these puns are simply amazing! (Just be careful and make sure that SCP 504 isn't nearby!)
Three puns in under 30 seconds.... That's a lot to swallow.
Get off the stage!
STOP
@@storm_shadow-2107 NEVERRRRR!!!
This is GLORIOUS
Absolute Tooth Field.....AT Field? "Cruel Angel's Thesis intensifies"
This scp might be the most jawsome scp ever
Researcher: i want the tooth
05 Council: you cant handle the tooth
So THAT’S why I was perfectly fine after having my premolars taken out but still get absolutely terrified every time I think I chipped my incisors.
So someone got so terrified by their dentist they made this a whole entire SCP. Nice lol
How many tooth puns do you need??
Narrator: yes
This SCP is particularly interesting to me, since my dreams about losing teeth are always about my molars falling out
I'm always dreaming of my teeth falling out, especially now 😭
I wonder if one day this channel will actually run out of SCP to cover. What an amazing dedication :)
That will take a long time. There are almost 7000 scp's, and maybe 20 scp-001 proposals. So even if they cover a new scp every day, it'll still take 20 years to get them all. Then there are also groups of interest, alternate versions and scp-682 termination attempts
Kudos to the person who does the closed captioning for every video
“Sir, SCP-682 is out again!”
“Not now! We’re trying to figure out how to cure dentist-phobia for everyone at one time.”
“Sir, he’s moving towards a population center.”
“Just throw a cage on top of him, we’ll deal with him later. Now go figure out how much birth control is bought every year.”
Can you imagine being the last guy or even the second that chose to jump on the pair of front teeth? Knowing exactly what's going to happen once you jump.
I love this channel! you make my day every single day!!
I’m going through this hell irl. I’m having 17 teeth removed because a cyst decided to grow in between my gums and my teeth.
Right before the location of the last pair of giant teeth was revealed, I jokingly said to myself “what, are they they on the moon?” and laughed when seconds later they revealed that they in fact were on the moon.
Hmmm... 🤔 Not an issue for me. I sustained a massive injury to my head, when I was assaulted back in 2009, which required me to have my jaws wired shut (My mandibular hinge was smashed. The side of my head, from the temple down, was all caved in.). The doctor who did it, screwed the screws into the roots of all my top, front teeth, and my bottoms, on the sides. He was an idiot.
Two days later, all of those teeth broke under the pressure of the bands, and all fell out. The pain was excruciating.
I tried to get restitution for this, but discovered that since I had been treated under emergency medical access, I had signed away all my rights.
Still toothless today. I can't afford to have the surgery required to extract all of those dead roots, or the cost of the dentures I need. The damage has worsened considerably since then.
I used to have pretty good, straight teeth. Now, I've got a smile like a Halloween Jack o' Lantern. 🎃 Thanks Doc.
In the first 24 seconds we have 3 puns, this video is gonna be awesome
Yeah lol
So many puns
Glad I wasn't the only one that thought so
"24 seconds" and 24 likes, the balance is real
Eeeeeey!
I got that reference! ( 2:30)
Been a while since I have heard Spike Jones ^^
Pun game was ON POINT in this one!
Math seems a bit off. You found 4 locations with two teeth each. That is 8 teeth. With 32 teeth in the human mouth, that is 16 locations. You still have 12 more locations to find if you wish to succeed at ridding humanity of teeth related nightmares...
I’m pretty sure it’s only the four front teeth in the mouth that make up the scp that are causing the problem for everyone else
@@cdawgswizzle7229 The teeth in general all have the same effect and are only acting up because the SCP Foundation are being idiots and playing dentist to an SCP that is best left alone. They are causing the teeth stress which is then forwarded to everyone else on the planet...
@@cdawgswizzle7229 no. more of them.
Had a dream the night before this vid was posted, that my tooth on my bottom jaw was constantly wiggling and it felt SO REAL
"Dr. John E. Namel" that was clever. ( Enamel is the hard layer on our teeth)
Well, 200 billion people extracting their teeth at the same time to cure a global phobia looks like the ultimate shock therapy
Okay, it's official. The wiki is just a place where anyone can come up with the craziest ideas and somehow make it work with the foundation.
Day 143 of asking the O5 to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
Had teeth nightmares for 3 days straight. Shattered a tooth on day 4. That was 2 weeks ago...
JUST BRUSH THE GIANT TEETH SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BRUSH OUR TEETH!!!
Hopefully there's no SCPs that are like the weapons and different species from Halo, excluding the Flood...!
Why would explorers who found these things throw themselves onto the sharp edge of the teeth?! Why?!
Makes me think of a South Park episode when they have to fight the physical manifestation of tooth decay
You should totally do a video on SCP-6280 it’s right up your alley
"Open wide and say "Aaah""
Shy guy: sure thing
"does the thought of someone hitting you in the face with a hammer make you uneasy?"
i dont... think this is a special phenomenon
Absolute Tooth Field..? Like Absolute Terror Field..? Sounds like this was made by a dentist who really likes Neon Genesis Evangelion
"Get in the chair, Shinji. Or Rei will have to get another root canal."
0:56 I'm calling this an 8th wall break
I lost most of my teeth on the right side of my mouth from a hit of shrapnel in 2017 while i was in Syria. My cheek was completely busted, but now its almost good after two surgeries.
Speaking of teeth...can you do SCP-4910 next? Its also known as 'The Grinner'.
Ya'know it does help when you have a kind dentist who doesn't go hard on you and is very patient
Agreed, I had a fabulous dentist as I was growing up, unfortunately he retired, he made me feel comfortable around dentists, but (last fey years) I had registered with new dentist when I moved, he traumatized me for life doesn't help I have anxiety and depression as well (was undiagnosed then)
@@pushbikecam9921 Well mine doesn't like snakes yet he lets me ramble about how much I like them it's more became I'm teasing him about it. And he teases me about giving me shots. I see him more often that a normal person would see their dentist because, as he and my previous dentists put it, my teeth are unusually soft.
I love this channel and hope you keep up the awesome content. Keep it up!
SCP-5940 "Is it safe?" with a bow to Laurence Olivier
Hunter Peterson saying
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE SCARLET KING"
Is the best thing i ever heard
The foundatuon should just find a 2 prong fork give it to the dragon slayer and tell the dragon slayer to throw the spear at the tooth
Seems like a case of "Science: All about could have, not about should have."
I have the feeling I rather read the scps than watch videos about it
can you make a new scp, scp-6000 called star clown. Star clown is a horrific being from outer space. He jumpscares people who are afraid of clowns and stops time except its victim. He comforts his victim after the time stopping jump scare and tells him why he should not be afraid of clowns. He gives him treats like tea and cake and takes him to circuses. After the talk the victim and him return to the same place at the exact spot. after the encounter the victim is no longer be afraid of clowns. The scp cannot be contained and is considered as safe-class with no anomolous side effects after the encounter.
The thing with the dream of someone's tooth pulled out is *I've been through it. Twice. It's awful.*
Dr. E Namel.
Awesome.
John E namel. You've got to be kidding me
This video is a prime example of getting your priorities straight!
Absolute Tooth Field? Absolute Terror Field, I think that's a NGE reference
The name of this SCP could easily be confused as an elaborate phrase for a mouth
So ABSOLUTE TOOTH FIELD is a total reference to Evangelions ABSOLUTE TERROR FIELD, right?
“Have you ever felt anxious about your teeth?” Every day, Hunter. Every single day
i'm waitng for the SCP that is literally a chocolate fountain to be covered.
Which one is that?
@@amandapanda5087 SCP-743
10:03 AT Field reference from Evangelion xD
200 BILLION HUMANS WHAT
AT Field?
Shinji get in the robot
So... I've never had those dreams, never felt nervous in the dentist office... am I... immune to their effects? Wait, what's that knocking on the doo... wait, who are you? What are you doing? Wait! WAIT!!!
AT Field! Shinji get in the robot!
I bet there would be a bunch of scps in the poles just because it’s weird and roughly unpopulated
This reminds me of the time I got my wisdom teeth removed...
And why I am glad they used laughing gas to keep me out
We all dream of it, because we have all experienced the sensation of teeth falling out in our childhood.
Well apparently I have no psychodental trauma. I haven't experienced any of those things. No dentist anxiety, no tooth nightmares, nothing.
damn it, I've never hated my ears more than I have in the intro
"if all you want for Christmas is your two front teeth, you're in luck"
Meanwhile my brother with no front teeth: -_-
This is the perfect example of the Foundation doing the unnecessary.
Still waiting on scp-478 the tooth fairies.
4:12 I love this scene
200 billion humans? How the hell are we going to feed 200 billion humans? O_o There are currently 800 million humans living in risk of starvation right now and we're almost at 8 billion humans. Something tells me this plan isn't so well thought through.
I demand a first class trip to the afterlife
You'll have to take that up with the manager.
They really had fun with this one
3:22 I literally screamed
Idk why but I like the thumbnail. Manly the reaction.
ABSOLUTE TOOTH FIELD?
ABSOLUTE TERROR FIELD?
The jokes just prove that even tho it’s a serious stuff it’s still hilarious. Just telling the “tooth”
I started watching this as I started brushing my teeth for the night
I don’t have psycho dental trauma and never knew about it, so this video so interesting
Ah yes watching this the night before I go to the dentist
Fun fact!
The dental fear phenomenon is real, as he mentioned. But, its fading away, and quickly!
See, the real source of the fear comes from personal and storied pain.
This is because right up until the late 1800s, a dentist visit is potentially DEADLY. And still, right until late 1900s its still painful AF.
But, most recent modern painkillers and treatments have greatly reduced said fear for most.
In fact, a study done in 2014 showed that children under 12 show NO FEAR WHATSOEVER to the dentist unless having been exposed to horror stories by family or friends.
Simon Whistler recently did a deep dive vid on this topic. Check it out!
Jokes on this SCP. I lost all my teeth to alcoholism.
i actually did forget to brush b4 bed. thanks