I had a Brazilian roommate at Prep School!! Wish it was coed and I had a Boombastic Brazilian Hot Lady!! No such luck!! He was a KICK ASS SOCCER PLAYER THOUGH!!
A year ago when baylen visited JP they were talking about going on a holiday to brazil together still hasn’t happened(like the comment so Baylen could make it happen P.S. after the pandemic stops off course)
It’z ya boi eetre eetre oraa eetre oraa eetre etree etre etre etre etre hoaw hoaw hoaw heshhhh its ya cuol with tha juice and I got maeja juice I'm kidding have a good day
I love you bro. You inspired me to be sober and celibate. I’ve been far more focused without those distractions. You probably won’t see this but I just appreciate you give a voice to skinny white Pirates of the Caribbean fans with ADHD.
Hey baylen I hope you can see this and respond, you have helped me so much understand that I don't need a fake personality to be cool all o need is to not give a Frick what people think about me. I want to meet you like how much you wanted to meet yachty (also my favorite rapper) you are my idol. Now all thats left to say is GET OUT OF MY SWAMP.
@@LucasPacheco7421 why u like that, all I wanted to do was type something to baylen in a hope that he would see it even though I know he probably won't but I just wanted to thank him for helping me realize how to be a better person and how to live life
Red frick vape shirts available at baylenlevine.com
Do you reply?
bet bro
Hi
Love u baylen 😍😏
v a p e
BRO JP IS FUNNY IDK WHY LOL
Hey daze
@@tuck50 hey bro!
What’s up daze how you doing your a big insperition to me I wanna get big like you
Nice
Could I get a shoutout
His whole conversation with his mom is gold.
1000th like
JP: Portuguese
Baylen: Pork and cheese
@David Murdock yea he did
Port you geese
this had me dying
I thought he said porky cheese
Haha
JP is so romantic 😍
First!!
yeaaaaaaaaaaasssss!
Down horrendously
@@bru9993 Up astronomically
Your done
Peej: “Any shortys, women?
JP: “Yes!”
Everyone: *cheers!*
JP: “No.”
Everyone: *disappointment*
lol that was funny af
goated joke
@@leander6257 fr hahahahahhaha
bro that shit killed me lmaoooo
JP needs to be in videos more often
Only ogs remember when Baylen would prank him and JP would say "I will kill you" and then Baylen wanted to talk to JPs mom
Still waiting for baylen to go to Brazil with JP. JPs mom even invited Baylen over 😂
Bro im waitin for that Brazilian wax that they all going to get lmao
No jp is wanted to talk to baylees mom
I knowww
omg that was so funny😂😂 he wouldn’t stop saying it
“Daddy has the pretzels” -Mrs. Levine
Also “get in the car with daddy”
Needs to be a shirt XD
Guys like JP 😍😍
Dreamy guys ❤︎
There’s no other man like JP tho
JP A DIFFERENT BREED 😤😤😩😩😻😻
So Brazilian guys?
Gay
*as a brazilian I can say that JP is a legend here in my country*
kakakkaka, mano imagina q foda estar la nos EUS e o Baylen te chamar pra rolê kakakakka. Adoro o sotaque russo do Pedro
I had a Brazilian roommate at Prep School!! Wish it was coed and I had a Boombastic Brazilian Hot Lady!! No such luck!! He was a KICK ASS SOCCER PLAYER THOUGH!!
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@@Rafaeow how do I join? Are there member fees?
Kkkkkkkkkkk
i’ve been waiting for jp to comeback honestly
I’m early
ong
Damn
We need jp back
Him revisiting JP again proves that money doesnt change him or who he hangs out with
Accept he just used him for views but ya
@@eclipxk7233 im sure he doesn’t. baylen could care less about views when it comes to friends
@@eclipxk7233 he’s been in one of his videos, and he wasn’t even in the title or thumbnail
@Random guy Surprise feature: big booty Brazilian boy JP
11:20
Waiter: "Is this your date?"
Baylen: "Uhuh"
JP: "No- he's crazy"
Made me laugh 😭😂
“ohhh daddyyyy has the pretzels”- baylens mom
6:34
@@ActualityOfThought yes
6:35
She calls him daddy in bed NO CAPSKIIIII
Baylen says Portuguese like “Porky Cheese”
I died
porky cheese 😼😼
🤦♀️😂😂😂
69th like...
dont lie who laughfed
baylen: “so you really know brazil jp”
jp: “no that’s a country, i speak Portuguese”
baylen: “oh you speak porkycheese”
this is the only comment ive seen that actually made me laugh
Ya, I saw that too... did you notice he said it twice?
bruh he really said "porkycheese"...creasing.
Weird seeing baylen driving with his license.
Lol
@@BaylenLevine when are you gonna upload
i would be scared to drive with baylen.
The 2 fanciest gentlemen in the galaxy reunited
“OH DADDY HAS THE PRETZELS”😩😩😩
Wtf lmaoooo
@@Oopzhi daddy chill😩
YES the Brazillian cutie is back, I missed him too much.
Uhhhh portuguese
@@jorgecarrizalesjr6713 to be fair Brazilians speak Portuguese
@@jorgecarrizalesjr6713 can somone tell him or am I going to
@@jorgecarrizalesjr6713 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@coopboi1703 You got it bro 💀
Who’s still waiting for baylen to come back
Me
Me
what happened? i don’t have insta or anything like that but has he posted on any other social media
@@kashyut878 idk I don’t either
@@kashyut878 he tweeted that he’s been working really hard on a new prank video and it’s the hardest he’s ever worked so it’s taking a while
A year ago when baylen visited JP they were talking about going on a holiday to brazil together still hasn’t happened(like the comment so Baylen could make it happen P.S. after the pandemic stops off course)
pleaseee which video is jp on? do u know the title i can't find it
Gay
@@changedmynamebcyallwouldnt.. fortnite dances with John wick
@@loii1653 thank you really appreciate it!
@@loii1653 either you're trolling me or i'm very fucking stupid lol, i can't find the video? do you have a link
Check 2:33 for a special suprise
That’s incredible
Yo let baylen know that I never got my signed picture of y’all a few months ago
broooo i DIED
That’s incredible
This is a beautiful surprise 😂
“I want a raunchy, foreign, sexy...”
“man”
LMAO WASNT EXPECTING THAT
Knowing baylen I was😂😂😂😂
It’z ya boi eetre eetre oraa eetre oraa eetre etree etre etre etre etre hoaw hoaw hoaw heshhhh its ya cuol with tha juice and I got maeja juice I'm kidding have a good day
Why not😏
@@pawhtoo841 omg erit from tik tok😭
i thought he’d say sebas😂
I’m sad... Baylen please make another video I need my weekly Baylen Levine.
same he's just busy.
@Wayne Kerr No he really is sober he doesn't do drugs etheir.
@Wayne Kerr where’d he say that lmk
🔒Claim your “early people” ticket here!🎉
yessir
Yessir
Yessir
Yessir
Yessir
No one:
Literally no one
Baylen: makes a montage of him putting clothes in a washing machine.
Ok? Not really that interesting
@@Jackschwent then gtf
Baylen is real and Wholesome 🔥💙👍🏻
His mom calling his dad daddy has to be the funniest thing out of this entire video
Daddy has the pretzels😍
Fun fact: Shrek and Han Solo both wear the same vest, married a princess, and have a hairy sidekick.
you forgot the, “coincidence? I THINK NOT.”
“Don’t rip my new paint” *rips one down himself*
You cute bella 😏
@@spaghetti4245 u down bad
@@spaghetti4245 😬
What’s ur snap bella
Bella you gone leave the man hanging like that??
"Any shorteys, any ladies?"
"Ah yes!"
"Whoooooo!!!"
"Ah, no"
you say: "i do this stuff every day" **DOSEN'T POST EVERYDAY**
He doesn't post consistently anymore even though he says consistency is key
he just bought a house he’s settling down leave him alone
@@styxscorpion4541 1st of all do you want high quality vids? And 2nd of all he post almost every week so wdym?
@@timmyfortnite8531 its been 2 weeks
@@Joeycustoms11 ik but if you follow him on instagram you would know he said this video going to take long time but no worry he uploading at 9 :)
In the words of Baylen Levine, “Porkagese”
Lmao
*MY LOVER IS BAYLEN LEVINE*
How many fierce and faceless Peter are you
I thought u were faceless peter
U watch fazerug dont u
Dude the way you and your mom talked about the word “Daddy” 😂😂😂
when u gonna post i am on baylen withrawl (i cant spell)
Nobody:
Absolute nobody:
Baylen: “PoRGuTCHeeSE”
mans said “porkncheese” instead of portugese 😂😂😂
JP is such a dashing young lad
"uhhhh daddy has that pretzels" BRUH AHAHAHA
I love you bro. You inspired me to be sober and celibate. I’ve been far more focused without those distractions. You probably won’t see this but I just appreciate you give a voice to skinny white Pirates of the Caribbean fans with ADHD.
Love the name... love MGK
Stfu
@@chrissciacca6209 Positivity here only
How’s everyone day going?
Pretty good
@@psychofigs_697 that’s good man
It's been a W since he uploaded
Mines pretty good. Just finished a long part of an essay. How bout yours?
not great
"go get the pretzels with daddy" i was fucking dying 💀
*daddy has the pretzels. And same bro 🤣
Same hahaha
@@jatee8242 he probably got mixed up when she also said go get in the car with daddy it’s understandable
Where's the next video bro
Why do I have a feeling he’s not kidding about the “killing” part lmao
Cause he’s not
Who knows
🤣😂😂😂
possibly means it.. from Brazil n all
“is that your language...?” “Brazil???”
yh, u DONT speak brazil?
2:31 Look at Kyle in the back 😂😂😂😂
Lol!
🥴🥱🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
😍😍😍😍😍😍🦧
Congrats on the new house, you’ve came far, ur my favorite yt keep up the work, your very inspiring.
Good to see JP again. He’s such a good guy
baylen’s grind has finally payed off he’s living in a house with his friends doing what he dreamt of
WHO HAS POST NOTIFICATIONS ON?? LETS SEE.
real legends swiped up on his instagram story
Henry knox so true
E
Me before a million
Kid: Can i meet Danny Duncan
Mom: We have Danny Duncan at home
Danny Duncan at home:
Baylen is better than danny duncan
JP is the Brazilian equivalent to a Victoria’s Secret model
Baylen: what language do u speak?
Jp: Portuguese
Baylen: oh! Porky Cheese my bad!
Baylen could be a gazilionair and still find happiness in a laundromat with his friends
Pero por que las Chivas weyyyy😔
3:44 when u get home at 4:00 am and have to sneak by ur parents bedroom
You will never know why this got likes
Awesome
Good thing JP speaks "Porkageeze"
JP got the most wholesome voice in the universe
Frrr
Come back
JP: Portuguese
Baylen: Oh porky cheese my bad
lmao yea, porkagese
To The 1 Person That’ll Read This; You’re Cool And Adorable Stay Safe.
Thanks 😁
ik
i literally already know this.
thanks daddy
@@jesus-gy9nk ya same bro like people be sleepin on my adorableness
When you said a sexy foreign man i was saying “mr Kahn mr Kahn” but i will take J P he’s funny
“How do you say this is the best night ever in porkycheese”😂😂😂
Well hello there
Hi
Why you here
hi Pocket
General Kenobi
Can’t like the comment cus the likes are at 69
He really called his mom to ask his size? That’s exactly what I would do😂😂😂😂
WHAT?
bro u look 47
@@sqooterboi5704 that's not him it's joe from impractical jokers
@@sqooterboi5704 don’t ever disrespect joe.
@@sqooterboi5704 dont disrespect joe the goat please
"As you know, Valentine's Day is coming up" **is literally four days after Valentine's Day**
Did you not see the part where it was a week earlier
@@slyticular4710 ik.. i was just joking
@@jaredschnellbacher3204 good joke , i was not laughing so hard
Almost at 2 mill man!!
i love how he puts his finger up every time he says no lol
"baylen you're still my little boy"
awww
Respect to Baylen for being a millionaire and still going to the laundromat
And where did you get the idea that he’s a millionaire lmfaoo
@@Sandevistated look at his house that he bought in florida
@@monkeysweaty512 what about it?
@@Sandevistated that house is definitely worth millions especially in Florida but that doesn't mean he's a millionaire because he can take out a loan
I love how he still calls his mom for what size pants he wears
don’t we all 😭😭
@@aaliyahortiz5434 no?
@@Rachel_Tensions i do lol🤣😭
LMAO😭 we all know jp secretly enjoys when baylen hits on him😭🤌🏼
Everyone saying early instead of first be like:
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
😂
When Braylen said “Portuguese” I thought he said “pork and cheese” 😂
JP looks like the nicest guy ever 😂🥺🥺
6:35 “oh daddy has the pretzels” 😂
My jaw actually hurts after watching this from smiling so much lmao
CAN YOU PLEASEEEE POST ANOTHER VIDEO
my mom still calls my dad “daddy” when shes talkin to me about my dad 😂😂😂 im 21
Guess it’s a universal thing with moms huh
“I’m gonna kill you” he makes me die when he says that
Hey baylen I hope you can see this and respond, you have helped me so much understand that I don't need a fake personality to be cool all o need is to not give a Frick what people think about me. I want to meet you like how much you wanted to meet yachty (also my favorite rapper) you are my idol. Now all thats left to say is GET OUT OF MY SWAMP.
uh. ok. doubt anybody is gonna read that but... ok?
@@LucasPacheco7421 let him be bro why you gotta ruin his vibe like that
@@LucasPacheco7421 why u like that, all I wanted to do was type something to baylen in a hope that he would see it even though I know he probably won't but I just wanted to thank him for helping me realize how to be a better person and how to live life
@@kg_aquatics_j1863 and people care because ?
PLS BAYLEN SAID “porky-cheese” INSTEAD OF PORTUGUESE I CABT STOP LAUGIGN
Bro I love how u have to ask your parents what sized pants you are😭 that’s so funny lmaooo
Nobody:
Baylen: "Oh Purgucheese"
10:17
No no porkyjeez
I pray that anyone who reads this becomes successful in life 😩
No you don’t you just want attention
@@yourmomsfavorite445 Fr
I haven’t seen JP with him in awhile what happened 😔
I still can’t get over the fact the Baylen has his own house
jp: *speaks portuguese* baylen: “pork and cheese”
"Whenever you feel useless, just remember that white pencils exist."
-White Pencil
If you ever feel useless just remember mobile game adds have a replay button
@@Ben.Koppes lmao truee
for a moment I thought you meant baylen was the white pencil
Bro why haven’t you posted in two weeks
Fax yo same with Danny Duncan they my fav TH-camrs and they haven’t posted like they always do every week
Bruh I lost it when Baylen mom said “go get in the car with daddy”😂😂😂
I’m tired but I want to stay up to watch this video (it’s. 1:35 uk time)
Jp sounds like the guy who goes “IM goin to break my monitor I swear”
Every time I watch bayline, I just smile to my self, he just brings a smile to my face🙂
Wow he really is still a kid lmao “mom what size pants am I?”🤣🤣
i watched this
nice
same
Shut up
i did to
So funny😒
baylens an amazing person tbh he let his friends live in his house he’s done so much for me that’s inspirational
No really would have never known that (this is sarcasm for you incel’s)
I am literally gonna do a starwars marathon this weekend cuz of this man
2:33 Kyle just casually twerking in the back ground