As a fellow sufferer, I've always admired that Jim has been so open and vocal about this. More people need to be open about human body health of all kinds.
Powder the hemorrhoids with corn starch. I'm trying to spread the word. Make sure you're bone dry down there before powdering. This gives instant relief.
The Barcelona sh*tting celebrities thing - they're called 'caganers', it's a Christmas tradition in Catalunya to have one or more of these little figures hidden amongst the nativity scene.
1:08:53 "UHHHHH" as said by Forrest. Jeeeeezuz, I had to take my headphones off because that noise grated my ears somewhat terrible! Literally.... it felt like someone was sandpaper-ing the insides of my ears. Chr1st!!!
I had 15 polyps clipped out of my colon on my last visit, my proctologist's nurse claimed I was a wee grower. I am 53 now, I had 3 clipped out 10 years back. Goddamn polyps, but a good reason to interact with some great nurses. Mine told me, "If you need the feel to fart, just do so, but make sure you give the Doctor a heads up!" 'jus 'sayin
I'm 40 and starting to get worried about what's going on down there. So this was good. Pretty sure I had them. So a great guide post, seriously thinking of taking fibre supplements now. Also, I think, perhaps worth mentioning, is the terrible TP everyone gets at work that's one step removed from tree bark. That can't be helping.
That was a fine episode. Allen seemed to enjoy himself. It was unfortunate scheduling timing when Jim said that there was no big news in Hawaii though!
Do a, I don't know about anything about. Purdue Pharma, OxyContin. Invite some people's close to the case. Attorneys, police or people that worked in a morgue. I think it could rock the algorithm.
Vet student here, I can answer the question about expressing dogs' anal glands. Dogs have scent glands on either side of the anus, it's why they sniff each others' butts. A little bit of stink-oil comes out with every poop, to make space for the fresh oil being made in the glands. Sometimes though, particularly if the dog has lots of runny poops, the oil isn't pushed out naturally and builds up; this is when you'll see them scraping their butt along the floor (unless they have intestinal parasites). If it doesn't resolve itself, you'll need to get the glands expressed before they rupture. Many groomers offer this service, or you can get your vet to show you how to do it (be warned, it's extremely messy and stinky), by pressing the glands from the outside. If this doesn't fix it, the glands may need to be expressed from inside, and this must be done by a qualified veterinarian as a misjudged poke can rupture them. Yep, dogs are gross - but so's Jim, and we still love him :)
..good one! ( did you spell it right?...hm but ja it is true: i did have massive surgery downstairs - funny fact for free - would have been a financial disaster in the states...
By God, I had a stapled haemorrhoidectomy in Hong Kong back in 2010 or so, Best money I ever spent, life has been perfect since. However, the surgeon at the time proudly showed me the blister pack wrapped one-shot use appliance that was to be consumed during the procedure and proudly declared that it was American made and of extreme high quality. (looked like a giant snippy ass dildo). Anyway, he asked me if I had any concerns about the upcoming procedure, at which pointed I queried him about the device, since being a Kiwi my arse only accepts metric devices. My Hong Kong surgeon failed to see the humour in my query. Despite me informing him of the tragic consequences of a certain space mission that resulted in miscommunication between the metric and imperial standards. I didn't want my arse to become the next Challenger....
Still have the photo of the removed haemorrhoidal tissue, looked like a single very bloody calamari ring. Deep fry the remains in batter, I may have even eaten it.
Corn starch! Powder your hemorrhoids with corn starch! Instant relief! This was told to me by a nurse years ago and it changed my life! I'm dead serious! Make sure your bum is bone dry before you powder.
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As a fellow sufferer, I've always admired that Jim has been so open and vocal about this. More people need to be open about human body health of all kinds.
Corn starch. Powder the hemorrhoids with corn starch. Instant relief. Make sure they're dry before powdering.
Jim expertise on this subject is asstounding 😊
Arse see what you did there
gonna go ahead and delete this one out of my watch history after watching so the algorithm doesnt get any ideas
Feel free to come my way algy. I don't have it so bad but it is the worst.
I don't think that's how it works... lol
Tea tree oil works wonders... 💉
I saw the thumbnail and thought there is no way this will not be the absolute best episode of IDKAT… thanks team!
You had an expert who had seen 2girls1cup. Why didnt you ask the important questions? Was it chocolate? Or ice cream? Or... poop?
21:09 watching Kelly typing while he goes on and on has me dying. She's trying her best to be serious
I’m pregnant with twins…the hemorrhoid struggle is real 😭
I can't unread that. 🤮
Powder the hemorrhoids with corn starch. I'm trying to spread the word. Make sure you're bone dry down there before powdering. This gives instant relief.
Props to Kellybear for powering through an episode that might as well have been titled "Jim's asshole" XD
Jim bring back Talkin shit its what America needs
This episode makes me feel seen 😂😂
Seinfeld gave me the mistaken impression that proctologists would have an unlimited array of dinner party facts.
The Barcelona sh*tting celebrities thing - they're called 'caganers', it's a Christmas tradition in Catalunya to have one or more of these little figures hidden amongst the nativity scene.
1:01:05 - Forrest fluffing the question was awesome ahaha.
1:08:53 "UHHHHH" as said by Forrest. Jeeeeezuz, I had to take my headphones off because that noise grated my ears somewhat terrible! Literally.... it felt like someone was sandpaper-ing the insides of my ears. Chr1st!!!
After hearing Jim say he shat out a whole olive and a whole French fry, I'm starting to think that NOT CHEWING is a cause of hemoroids, haha.
Jims new podcast "Talking shit"
LONDON ONTARIO BABBBYYYYYY can't wait for ya jimbo!!
Had my first hemmy like a year ago. Now, I almost always take all the time to go #2. Excellent excuse for longer toilet breaks at work.
Watching this episode while eating truck stop pizza lol I think there's something wrong with me 😂
I had 15 polyps clipped out of my colon on my last visit, my proctologist's nurse claimed I was a wee grower. I am 53 now, I had 3 clipped out 10 years back.
Goddamn polyps, but a good reason to interact with some great nurses. Mine told me, "If you need the feel to fart, just do so, but make sure you give the Doctor a heads up!"
'jus 'sayin
I'm 40 and starting to get worried about what's going on down there. So this was good. Pretty sure I had them. So a great guide post, seriously thinking of taking fibre supplements now. Also, I think, perhaps worth mentioning, is the terrible TP everyone gets at work that's one step removed from tree bark. That can't be helping.
This is going to be the best episode ever.
Like docking a lambs tail.... the rubber-banding technique....
What did I learn today? - one man's stool is another man's bread and butter
this is a very nice episode
Finally an episode in how to get rid of forest 😅
This episode has thoroughly scared me and I'm buying as much fiber as I can afford when I go to the super market next!! 😬🥶😱
Kelly normally sits next to Jim and chuckles away. Today she looks like someone pood in her latte. My condolences to her.
Jim DOES know about that!!
How does one gain access to the game show?!
St. Bonaventure's the patron saint of sore bums
Since the time, that I lost my teeth, I have found that hot oatmeal helps oneself.. 😊
That was a fine episode. Allen seemed to enjoy himself.
It was unfortunate scheduling timing when Jim said that there was no big news in Hawaii though!
Seinfeld-Youre The Ass Man
Asstually a great episode
These things are awful. The laziness alone is a good dent in Jim’s legacy.
57:56, strap yourselves in for the "deep vein thrombosis" story
Farts are like kids. You quite like your own.
This episode made my ass hurt.
I did a sh*t the other day and it was like that scene in Kill Bill.
What a cool Dr.
my 'roids were goddamn Grade IV according to the metric system
"Local news in Hawaii is pretty tepid stuff."
Lol. not this week it isn't.
23:14. The Rectal scale.
Plymouths. Nobbies. Rockfords.
I like to like bots. This is the new world. Who needs a real person.
Dr Allen was a great guest - very informative episode - cheers!!!!!
Do a, I don't know about anything about. Purdue Pharma, OxyContin. Invite some people's close to the case. Attorneys, police or people that worked in a morgue. I think it could rock the algorithm.
Vet student here, I can answer the question about expressing dogs' anal glands. Dogs have scent glands on either side of the anus, it's why they sniff each others' butts. A little bit of stink-oil comes out with every poop, to make space for the fresh oil being made in the glands. Sometimes though, particularly if the dog has lots of runny poops, the oil isn't pushed out naturally and builds up; this is when you'll see them scraping their butt along the floor (unless they have intestinal parasites). If it doesn't resolve itself, you'll need to get the glands expressed before they rupture. Many groomers offer this service, or you can get your vet to show you how to do it (be warned, it's extremely messy and stinky), by pressing the glands from the outside. If this doesn't fix it, the glands may need to be expressed from inside, and this must be done by a qualified veterinarian as a misjudged poke can rupture them. Yep, dogs are gross - but so's Jim, and we still love him :)
Interesting! I'm guessing the dog's lack of dietary fibre is the problem?
Go low carb, low fibre and the
Haemorrhoids will be gone in a week.
new studio again?
I have started suffering from this affliction for only a few months now and this is very timely!
Thank you Jim and crew.
Corn starch! Powder your (dry) hemorrhoids with corn starch. Instant relief.
Tumultuous times in america so much to talk about pray what subject is on your mind forest oh.
I can believe you didn’t talk about anus Botox for hemiroids.
..good one! ( did you spell it right?...hm but ja it is true: i did have massive surgery downstairs - funny fact for free - would have been a financial disaster in the states...
By God, I had a stapled haemorrhoidectomy in Hong Kong back in 2010 or so,
Best money I ever spent, life has been perfect since.
However, the surgeon at the time proudly showed me the blister pack wrapped one-shot use appliance that was to be consumed during the procedure and proudly declared that it was American made and of extreme high quality. (looked like a giant snippy ass dildo). Anyway, he asked me if I had any concerns about the upcoming procedure, at which pointed I queried him about the device, since being a Kiwi my arse only accepts metric devices.
My Hong Kong surgeon failed to see the humour in my query. Despite me informing him of the tragic consequences of a certain space mission that resulted in miscommunication between the metric and imperial standards. I didn't want my arse to become the next Challenger....
Still have the photo of the removed haemorrhoidal tissue, looked like a single very bloody calamari ring. Deep fry the remains in batter, I may have even eaten it.
Heh! Maybe your humour was a bit out there for the doc
Jim's pooping pennies
Yuh
Ducking gross
Gross 👍
50% of this show is just self plugs no one gives a shit about
Corn starch! Powder your hemorrhoids with corn starch! Instant relief! This was told to me by a nurse years ago and it changed my life! I'm dead serious! Make sure your bum is bone dry before you powder.