I’m so glad I can support this channel by listening to all these ad reads. I want to help these up-and-coming comics whenever I get the chance. I’m sure they could really use the funds.
The best thing about Sam is that he appreciates life outside of comedy and he can talk about almost anything without repeating himself .. a life well lived 👍🏻🎉
Lol, yeah Tom is blue collar……son of a hedge fund manager……I consider Tom a pos, arrogant with money…..like his wife and Sam. Bert is terrible…..tired of his routine, it’s old….
@@everybodyhigh No way, he will live a long life.. Everything he does sounds more serious what it really is.. If he had a real problem you would see it on him , he cant hold things inside ..
LOL to each their own. I find Tom w/ guest bear about as interesting as watching paint dry. It all depends on the guest to make it interesting. Tom is so incredibly boring. Which is crazy, because his standup is amazing, his performance with Christina and/or the booth boys on YMH is great, but IMO he is so utterly, frustratingly boring on 2 bears unless he has Bert to play against.
That Todd Barry ep was a snoozer. I like his stand up but has to go down as one of the worst. Then they kept playing his old comedy clips and the audio was bad. What’d you think?
@@ryansantaanathe studio cams are 4k meow and you can tell its a lot cleaner but they arent uploading to youtube in 4k. Perhaps they do for the paid shit but not for free its not worth giving google a bigger cut they dont have enough content/views for that. Linus put out a full breakdown of the 4k issue.yt has and why they are going to start charging for it.
As a poor I hate living in a modern world where having less ads in my viewtime is a reality, because watching ads reminds me of my (poor) home. When you grow up without being able to afford anything beyond basic cable advertisements become like a warm blanket. And Tom's dedication to helping the poors by adding so many advertisements to this video put a blanket over my poor heart. Thank you, ham sandwich.
I want to hang out with this guy for reals. This is the first time I've followed someone (on x) after me watching them on something. He is a real dude and you can tell.
I'm 51:51 minutes in... this is just a pure joy. You guys are a very charismatic bunch with such an interesting way of chewing through things and getting to hear about your profession is always a joy.
I wonder if it’s because they all have the same conversation repeatedly and most people are too dumb to realize all they’re looking for is white noise to ease their anxiety? I guess we will never know.
FR i didnt want to watch it because of his annoying personality. but it wasnt that bad. it definitely would have been better if berrt wasnt in it. 'old dads' was a better movie than bert shit movie
Did you make it to the end? My theater slowly emptied out by half time. That movie sucked so bad the theater asked are you sure when I purchased tickets.
He's maybe the best comic of my generation. Great writer, great guest, and knows stand up's history (unlike Nikkie Glaser, Brendan Schaub, Bert, Tom, Esther Povitsky).
I flew on the Osprey in the Marine Corps and my training was also there in Pensacola Years ago. The part where Tom says you can't tell how fast you're going because you only see clouds, man imagine going fast and dodging mountains and trees
I graduated in 2005. So quite a bit younger than Tom but a sign of wealth is definitely not having recruitment officers at your high school every semester. For us joining the military seemed like the only possibly for college
That show was NBA Inside Stuff and it was a staple of my childhood. Ahmad Rashad, willow bay, the jokes, the dunks, the best. Incredible. Bring it back!
Tom: "on the big carriers you're going to have good and bad experiences." Someone should have told October Tom to channel September Tom. Some sage advice he quickly forgot.
Satellite tv has less ads then this podcast lmao.. I've never watched a podcast with as many ads as this. Very surprising considering how rich Tom and Bert are
For the record.... I met my fiancé when I was 22 and he was 33... I am now 33 and will be 34 next month.. he turned 45 last month. We have been together over 11 years. No, he isn't wealthy in any way, he's got a normal job in IT where he's worked since he was 18. That being said... I was not a 'normal' 22 year old. I worked at he law office he works at, not big on 'going out' to like bars etc... if you are a fully fledged adult (over 30) that goes a lot (aka is in comedy) but still wants/has a stable relationship/job etc.. then you'll need to find someone your own age that lives that way... because most people are drinkers/bar hoppers at some point in their teens or twenties but then they grow up and while they are young and partying, no matter what they say, they aren't going to settle down or have along stable relationship.
More ad reads please! 400 isn't enough
As Tom would say, "shut up and deal with it, poor bitch"
Gotta pay for borts next birthday gift somehow.
Get TH-cam vanced. No ads no nothing.
There were 6.....tap the screen a couple times....
@kali6651 they talking about the ad reads lol
I’m so glad I can support this channel by listening to all these ad reads. I want to help these up-and-coming comics whenever I get the chance. I’m sure they could really use the funds.
The best thing about Sam is that he appreciates life outside of comedy and he can talk about almost anything without repeating himself .. a life well lived 👍🏻🎉
It’s hard to describe the feeling of joy I get when I see someone other that Bart in the thumbnail
Until Fatsticks comes on with the ads 😓
You really need to take a long look in the mirror if you let who's not on podcasts give you joy in life... lol😂
@@WKRP187 salty ass
Lop
Same
As a poor, I appreciate these east coast blue collar comedians .
Lol, yeah Tom is blue collar……son of a hedge fund manager……I consider Tom a pos, arrogant with money…..like his wife and Sam. Bert is terrible…..tired of his routine, it’s old….
@@jamessullivan6985 Want anything with that salt brother?
@@jamessullivan6985 Went right over your head.
@jamessullivan6985 maybe watch something that makes you happy
the wooosh is hard on this one today. @@marshallmccord1352
Sam Morril is consistently funny on podcasts✨
His stand up is hilarious.
I could listen to these two talk for waaayyyyyy too long. Love these guys.
I can only watch 2 Bears now when Bert is absent. A relief to watch a 2-sided conversation.
Holy shit! An episode with coherent conversations, finished thoughts and dialogue.
And not that wheezing laugh after every other utterance.
You need to have the Yin and Yang bro... Bert needs to be there.
I died ahahhahaha
Hearing Bert tryna turn into a stoner make me wanna stop smoking.
It ain’t new tho… he always has been smoking just not as much as rn lol.
“I smoke everything joint bong pipe, smoke smoke smoke. What i don’t like… is the smoke!”😂
Bert is a wanna-be --- a lightweight. Gimme a chance to drink with this blouse!
His liver looks like it was in a fight with an alley cat. Has to smoke now cause he throws up blood just smelling booze.
Bert is awesome! Don’t hate
I hope Bert recovers well. This is his 11th surgery in 2 months, hope his family is okay.
It’s probably his time to go soon but he’ll be in our prayers alas.
@@everybodyhigh No way, he will live a long life.. Everything he does sounds more serious what it really is.. If he had a real problem you would see it on him , he cant hold things inside ..
We'll send our condolences 😂
strangely its got to the point that i only watch 2 bears when Bert is not on 😬
💯 percent
Im One Year Ahead u Of lol Bert Seems Nice but Divaish BUt ImChecked Out!! I bet Tom Can See the Drop of view time soon as we see berts on hahaha
Same anytime it’s bert and a guest it’s an automatic skip especially if he’s talking to an actor
LOL to each their own. I find Tom w/ guest bear about as interesting as watching paint dry. It all depends on the guest to make it interesting. Tom is so incredibly boring. Which is crazy, because his standup is amazing, his performance with Christina and/or the booth boys on YMH is great, but IMO he is so utterly, frustratingly boring on 2 bears unless he has Bert to play against.
Samesies
This was so enjoyable. Now time for We Might Be Drunk.
U fine!
@@reedusurrights2547 You kind. lol
That Todd Barry ep was a snoozer. I like his stand up but has to go down as one of the worst. Then they kept playing his old comedy clips and the audio was bad. What’d you think?
I feel like Tom recently learned the word “aesthetically” and is just throwing it in any sentence possible lately😂
Christina went through a phase of using 'apropos' in every sentence.
@@brunodanner7777hahaha omg I was kind of hoping they started an apropos counter at one point.
Tom in 4k is more than my eyes of a poor can take in.
Avert your gaze!
Wait you get 4k? #notApoor
a poor what
@@ryansantaanathe studio cams are 4k meow and you can tell its a lot cleaner but they arent uploading to youtube in 4k. Perhaps they do for the paid shit but not for free its not worth giving google a bigger cut they dont have enough content/views for that. Linus put out a full breakdown of the 4k issue.yt has and why they are going to start charging for it.
Bert brings this podcast down so hard its crazy
Tom's love for his father genuinely made me appreciate his work more. Rest in peace Top Dog.
As a poor I hate living in a modern world where having less ads in my viewtime is a reality, because watching ads reminds me of my (poor) home. When you grow up without being able to afford anything beyond basic cable advertisements become like a warm blanket. And Tom's dedication to helping the poors by adding so many advertisements to this video put a blanket over my poor heart. Thank you, ham sandwich.
Have any of these comments gotten the number of likes you're clearly aiming for?
If I weren’t so poor I’d buy a house to put all of my mattresses in
Bert looks amazing
That month of no drinking really did him wonders
He seems more interesting and intelligent as well. Good for Bart!
So good listening to Tom
Jordan’s son hooking up with Pippen’s ex wife is like if in 15 years LeeAnn left Bart and started hooking up with one of Tim’s kids 💀😂
😂 sick
15 years?! I doubt Brad will live that long.
Tom?
Who tf are these people?
@@Zachh228h junior ihjuiyhhyyh
I want to hang out with this guy for reals. This is the first time I've followed someone (on x) after me watching them on something. He is a real dude and you can tell.
I like this chemistry. Never thought that I wouldn’t like it. It’s just a nice surprise. Two road dawgs sharing war stories
So nice to have these bits of podcast sprinkled in with this 90 minute ad read
Bert was LIT UP in that policygenius ad lmao
This was a great episode. The best ones are when its just a natural conversation about shared interest in experiences, comedy and art.
Omg a comedian on 2bears who would’ve thought!!!
Fuck, where am I gonna get my fitness advice now?
I'm 51:51 minutes in... this is just a pure joy. You guys are a very charismatic bunch with such an interesting way of chewing through things and getting to hear about your profession is always a joy.
Sam is a great podcast guest. Hilarious dude
He could be drunk.
this episode flew by, Sam has great chemistry with Tom
I wonder if it’s because they all have the same conversation repeatedly and most people are too dumb to realize all they’re looking for is white noise to ease their anxiety? I guess we will never know.
Yall need more subscribers. More poor people deserve to see this quality content
Sam doesn't get enough love.
I literally LOL'd at work at the baby shower joke.
Especially envisioning it in the middle of yoga glass. Extra funny.
Thanks for SPEAKING UP on the advertisments. 😊
First episode watching in months. Can't wait for Sam
I’ve unintentionally been on a Bart free diet and my mood has been grrrrreat!!
2 days ago just snagged a ticket to see Sam's live taping special in Boston so pumped for this
Me too! 3 days before my birthday ❤
Awesome
I saw him live like 3 months ago, he crushed, it was awesome
@@user59371is crushed positive or negative?
Sam’s voice is from the early 1900s
Sam is a class act!
I'm dripping wet
Class action lawsuit
Raised right
@@Yaking_Aroundlol
Great conversation! I hope to hear more about Tom's Dad's military experience!
Tom was tryna wrap up for like 5 minutes at the end 🤣
I watched The Machine last night. Brett actually made his character less annoying than he is in real life.
FR i didnt want to watch it because of his annoying personality. but it wasnt that bad. it definitely would have been better if berrt wasnt in it. 'old dads' was a better movie than bert shit movie
What was his other choice…??
Did you make it to the end? My theater slowly emptied out by half time. That movie sucked so bad the theater asked are you sure when I purchased tickets.
It was a hell of a snoozefest for me, wasn't expecting much but still disappointed.
I actually liked it and loved the cameos with Leeann.
One of the best podcasts to listen at home with sponsor block
What's this sponsor block? How do I get it?
@@TheEarmantraut it’s an extension that makes me forget that there’s like 5 promos every episode. Chrome/Firefox store
@@TheEarmantrautyoutube revanced
Chrome browser extension@@TheEarmantraut
Whew! Another episode I can actually watch!!! Yay Bartlessness❤
Nice to have an episode where we can actually hear Tom speak a bit.🙏
“You’re a better man than me. Is there anything I can do to make you happy?”
Lol that’s so on point.
Idk why but calling someone a "Trash-bag" hits so much harder.
I also like Turd-Guy/Chick or Puke-Kid/Person
You guys should start a new podcast with Bert and a mirror.
It’s called BertCast
Good to see a Bert free cave.
21:33
“It’s not like Tracy’s comedy ever relied on precision”
Yo 😂😂
One day it’s gonna always just be guest bears
Already is. Tom knows we all hate fart.
@@WoWsoEPIC negative we love bart In fact he is my hero. This is more of a selfish stay sober message so I can enjoy bart longer
RIP Brent
Bad Friends crossover episode.
Tom isn't going to do shit without Bert, he already lost Nadav. Hubris will be his downfall.@@Hysterik3o6
More podcasts with Sam 🤘😎🤘 Love it
2 Bears 56 Ads 1 Cave
I watch every Sam Morril pod just to hear him laugh 🥰
He's maybe the best comic of my generation. Great writer, great guest, and knows stand up's history (unlike Nikkie Glaser, Brendan Schaub, Bert, Tom, Esther Povitsky).
@@NA86737and Andrew. Joe. Ralph. The other Andrew. Bobby. Tim. Shane. Mark.
@@NA86737 agreed but no need to sh!t on others.
He has a fucking great voice.
I think adding the bits of podcast between the ad reads was a nice touch😂😂
Its very nice to watch an hour of ads on a 30mins podcast
Tommy should do ads as DJ Dadmouth.
4 years of 2 bears.
I’m tryna watch these ad reads but a podcast keeps interrupting me 😡
Grand puba 2000! Just when I thought I couldn't love you more man. Awesome.
I’m back for this one since Bert is gone
I didn't realize there was a lot of hate for Bert on the podcast. 🤣
@@JordanJiujitsume neither I’m reading these so confused because they’re all obviously still watching…and commenting lmao the irony
I flew on the Osprey in the Marine Corps and my training was also there in Pensacola Years ago. The part where Tom says you can't tell how fast you're going because you only see clouds, man imagine going fast and dodging mountains and trees
I love all the Ad breaks
My mum only liked one comedian and she said it was because he would work clean. It was Bill Cosby.
Cleanest alive. Lmao😅
Wen Sam said 'hey buddy' u can hear it's a stranger wit candy 🚨😨😰🚨
Sam hit up Gilly & Keeves for that yoga bit!
The Tom and a guest show 🔥🔥💯💯
I literally discovered Grand Puba on Spotify today, and then I put this on and see Grand Puba’s vinyl on the shelf. How did they know lol?
Brand Nubian were the shit!
AWESOME show Tom & Sam!!!!!! The real DEAL!
We need 1 bear in a cave with a guest
34:58 I know Nadav would’ve been howling from the booth at this. I wish the rest of the booth boys would wake up!
Tom not knowing about the poop plane it’s amazing with all the crazy videos he pulls up
Podcasts are turning into radio and tv with the insane amount of ads and ad reads now.
Anyone else notice there was a bunch more ads today or am I just noticing things because I’m not at work yet lol 😂😂
We all know 2 Bears is 1 too many 🏋🏽♀️
More ad reads please?
I graduated in 2005. So quite a bit younger than Tom but a sign of wealth is definitely not having recruitment officers at your high school every semester. For us joining the military seemed like the only possibly for college
As someone who was born and raised in Reno it hurts me to hear you talk of my home town in such a way. But god damn way to hit the nail on the head
I haven't gotten to that part yet but I have no doubt that whatever they say about Reno is true. That place is a Hellmouth.
I imagine Tom’s initial reaction to the diarrhea on a plane story is how his kids feel about poop stories
Deep cut with the Grand Puba solo album. Nice Tommy.
Bring back poor Tom 😉
That show was NBA Inside Stuff and it was a staple of my childhood. Ahmad Rashad, willow bay, the jokes, the dunks, the best. Incredible. Bring it back!
I started geeking out as soon as it came up. I haven’t thought of that show in a while. I used to watch it laying flat on my belly as a kid
@jacobdanner1953 that's a weird detail but I love it!
Finally an episode i can watch since Brent isn't here to ruin everything
Sam!!!!!!!!! Pumped for this episode!!
Aye finally, I loved Normands episode and was waiting for his boyfriend to join!
Thank you
Tom looks so good lately! Keep up the hard work, Tom!
Poor
He's on the juice! 💉
His color is way better
You mean Timmy?
I’m working out here and me reaching for my phone to skip ads every 8 minutes doesn’t look good for my bosses maaaaannnnnn
Tom: "on the big carriers you're going to have good and bad experiences." Someone should have told October Tom to channel September Tom. Some sage advice he quickly forgot.
Couldn’t agree more, Barry Sanders is the greatest of all time
Tom Segura is wearing the AP Code 11.59 Chronograph in White and Rose Gold with a custom strap. His watch game is strong af. Holy moly GUACAMOLE
58:42 wow. Tom is so relatable.... Did i tell you about the time i flew in a fighter jet 😂
I wonder if they let him bring his luggage aboard
Satellite tv has less ads then this podcast lmao.. I've never watched a podcast with as many ads as this. Very surprising considering how rich Tom and Bert are
"Its not about winning" only a Knicks would say something like that haha great pod!
Let see Dr. Drew, do a brest exam with Lauren Compton. 😅
I googled and examined them. Nicens
For the record.... I met my fiancé when I was 22 and he was 33... I am now 33 and will be 34 next month.. he turned 45 last month. We have been together over 11 years. No, he isn't wealthy in any way, he's got a normal job in IT where he's worked since he was 18. That being said... I was not a 'normal' 22 year old. I worked at he law office he works at, not big on 'going out' to like bars etc... if you are a fully fledged adult (over 30) that goes a lot (aka is in comedy) but still wants/has a stable relationship/job etc.. then you'll need to find someone your own age that lives that way... because most people are drinkers/bar hoppers at some point in their teens or twenties but then they grow up and while they are young and partying, no matter what they say, they aren't going to settle down or have along stable relationship.
Two Bears, Two 5 o’clock Shadows
🧔♂️🧔♂️
This is was awesome, I really liked the deep dive into the comedian's process. Super engaging
As a flannel person, I really like Sam’s flannel
19.99 at Walmart
The uniform of the poors, of course we like it.
Thank you 💚