Oh for gods sake, they give characters healing powers in all the video games, why do you people have such an issue when they put them in the movies???!!
@@Shadowkey392Because it’s necessary for the gameplay?? Try playing any game and not be allowed to regenerate health ever. It just doesn’t fit into the dynamic
Remember these are Disney sabers, they wouldn't beam straight through her, they would more likely be like briefly looking at the sun. Pre Disney sabers however, those would turn her into a liquid.
@@FunnyRags I was being satirical. The fact that the modern Star Wars sabers are basically glowing baseball bats instead of beams that cut through almost anything with ease, is why I said they wouldn't beam through her.
Watched it 100 times now and I laughed every time cuz of the shaking of the sabers:edit, 11 likes thanks:laser eye surgery: edit 2. 91 likes, mom I'm famous. :edit 3, o my goood
@@cfoper8822 or he just thought of it before he saw their comment. They aren't the only human that saw this that thought this. I did as well but didn't comment
Her lightsaber is just so impractical compared to most, except lightsaber whip. Like ooh I have a double bladed sword but they're both on the same side, but can fold out. Why not just have a normal double bladed.
@@blackpanth3rz610 no id still say it sucks, think of how it would function either you have to hold both blades while it's folded up, restricting movement and the ability to swing, but all I was saying is why does it need to fold up, completely unnecessary. Don't care if obi wan had it id still rip it apart.
I Love How That Lightsaber Was Rey’s ORIGINAL Lightsaber Hilt Before She Decided Against Building It So The Future Of Where She Becomes The New Dark Lord Of The Sith Never Comes To Pass By Building A Traditional Single Bladed Lightsaber
This reminds me of that ASDF video, where the guy says "did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?" Any other dude sticks carrots in his eyes and is like *_yuuu lied to me_* like if you know
POV: You get butthurt about a fictional list of fictional characters meant solely for entertainment purposes and effect absolutely nothing at all in your life.
What the actors first went to the studios to make the very very first Star Wars movie but didn't know what they were using for the fight scenes but then they realize what it was😂
obi wan had to hit storm troopers 5 times just to make a scratch with his lightsaber in kenobi series. Wtf cheap weak a$$ lightsabers are these disney things and why is everbody miraculously surviving getting stabbed in disney but qui gon died instantly?!
Ray:MOOOOOOOOOM, Rays mom:what honey, Ray:im bleading at an alarming rate and you as my caretaker shall take me to a hospital to heal my wound so i dont die of blood loss Hi (: Nestly crunch....... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh You bored Just give up Why you still here Coca cola espuma Wenomechaindasumer OK PLEASE STOP Ok i give up Rays mom:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what YOU THOUGHT LLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE WHY JUST WHÝYY O3O HELP ME PLEASE OK FINE IF IT GETS YOU TO LAVE Ray:BRUH BRUH BRUH
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That what you call laser surgery
He didn't even SEE it coming
I think you mean laser eye surgery
Laser eye surgery
😂😂😂😂
When they say you can get free laser eye surgery
"Who are you?"
"Rey"
Rey who?"
"Rey Blindwalker"
Edit: How did this comment blow up, it's so corny!! Anyway, thx for the likes guys 😁
@PrimeApesFN Thx bruv
HAHAAHAHHAA!!!
Better than the whole Sequel Trilogy
HAH
@@Itsjms2006 Star Wars have sequels?
*Meanwhile, somewhere:*
Grievous: “YOUR LIGHTSABERS WILL MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO MY C O L L E C T I O N”
Lol fr
Im confident at this point that Grievous can sense a dead Jedi's lightsaber from the other side of the galaxy.
Somehow grievous returned
111 likes pog
Meanwhile grevious- *[DEATHLY COUGHING SOUND]*
Rey: both eyes get stabbed by lightsabers
Rey: Time to do the Disney main character plot armor healing
Ong
Oh for gods sake, they give characters healing powers in all the video games, why do you people have such an issue when they put them in the movies???!!
@@Shadowkey392because rey sucks
@@Shadowkey392 because it destroy all prequels story(episode 3)
and because Rey REALLY sucks(she is the best in EVERYTHING she does)
@@Shadowkey392Because it’s necessary for the gameplay?? Try playing any game and not be allowed to regenerate health ever. It just doesn’t fit into the dynamic
Rey during training be like:
@Dont Check My About Page Link we don't care mate
Who the fuck is rey?
@@Hy1st i have no idea
@@Hy1st a star wars character
@@Hy1st reyd shadow legends
How Stars sequels should have ended.
Yep
they weren't even supposed to start
Yup🤭
𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘺
@@lachlanmillner896 no
Good ending. Rey is dead
Absolute worst ending: Rey is alive and a Skywalker
@@thenexus8384 Rey is not a Skywalker
@@emiliano_0684 correct
@@emiliano_0684 she is though. It's canon lol.
@@LifeXM no she's a Palpatine
Disney Lightsaber Physics: "Oh no... anyway."
YEEESSS A MEME GUY
@@Sk3petEdits”YESSS A MEME GUY” 💀
@@DEAN18349O 😕😐🫤🤔?
Oh phew, the guy probably wasn't injured at all then. Probably didn't even have a scratch
@@DEAN18349O who df is bro to tell other bro what the fuck to say
“Hey dad I found ur old pair of Binoculars” “No son that is not Bino-
That's why I looove Nestle Crunch.
@@SpectrumSwordtails 💥💥💥 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
He could never see again…
@@CloneWarsFan675he would never live again
@@boltingdig7711No he would surgery, but he would never see again.
Good ending: ray was to dumb to even listen to the dark side
Hahahahahahaha!
Also dumb to know grammar too I bet.
@Rica Rica what
Yes
@Rica Rica bot
In Disney’s versions, it would just scrape her eyes.
Yeah disney definitely nerfed those shit from cutting thru almost everything except beskar, to just some shiny baton
@@shaderthejavanese702 bounced off plastoid armor lmao
"A fate worse than death"
Yeah but if it was Lucas flims it would go though the the eyes
"Her force power was so great that she deflected the blade without even knowing." Like a child claiming "force field" in a game of tag
"Guys I think it's binoculars from the future" 💀
😂
The ending honestly killed me-in all serious, she’s so dumb that she’d probably actually do this
I thought this was cannon*
@@mro4ts457 same
I get that Rey is not a good character, but Luke literally did this in A New Hope. He just didn't turn it on.
@@sirdogs8766 to be fair Luke’s lightsaber isn’t stupid af
@@mro4ts457 it isn't?
"That's why i loveeeeee nestle crunch!"
*gunshot*
"AAAAÆEAAAAAAAAA-"
@OwO ok i will not
Historical accurate
😂
Me looking at my phone at 4 AM
😂😂🤣🤣
And on full intensity
True 💯 persent
Its 3:35 for me lol
Wow so funny 😐
Remember these are Disney sabers, they wouldn't beam straight through her, they would more likely be like briefly looking at the sun. Pre Disney sabers however, those would turn her into a liquid.
Wtf are you talking about dumbass?
I'm not sure if you're just saying facts but he meant if it was actually her, with a real lightsaber. No offense but I'm not sure if you got that.
@@FunnyRags I was being satirical. The fact that the modern Star Wars sabers are basically glowing baseball bats instead of beams that cut through almost anything with ease, is why I said they wouldn't beam through her.
@@Eramiskel oh ok sorry
@@Eramiskeldidn’t she literally stab Kyle ten in the movie where these lightsabers come from??????
My reaction to the sequel trilogy
Fax
Fax
Unfax
@@JklMan1 the sequels were so fucking bad.
@@GattsuOfficial i thought they were so fucking good.
Rey Palpatine using 100% of her power:
@Dont Check My About Page Link Don't worry.Nobody will you AI piece of shit.
There's 69 likes nice
@@danielcobb2432 No
@Dont Check My About Page Link please go outside and find your dad
Accurate
"Bro these binoculars aren't working, I can't see anything... oh wait I see the button I'm supposed to press hold o-" -some guys last words
@OwO okay
I mean…Luke looked down the emitter too. That’s just kind of a Padawan rite of passage honestly 😂
I mean not all of the Padawans got to
No it is a Skywalker right of passage
@@Fallenduck666 rey isnt a skywalker and only look did anyway
Цжцбц
The forbidden telescope 💀💀💀
Underrated comment lol
The new april fools telescope XD
I think of it as binoculars tbh
💀💀💀
Or april fools binacular
I think that Rey with her 5 iq woud do that
That's not Rey's iq.
@@N0TAN0 she is a palpatine not a skywalker
@@N0TAN0 You're right, it's 4.
She clearly has 0 iq.
Wait rey has IQ??
Sounds like something Rey would do XD
And she'd still somehow survive it
@@4.5th_impact "well you see thanks to her force training she was able to stop the blade right before fer face"
or something ridiculous like that
@@4.5th_impact well Luke did it and he survived till last jedi
@@4.5th_impact frfrfrrrrrr
@@4.5th_impact "The enemy is both weak and strong"
This is me when I pick up my phone at 3 in the morning and forget it’s at full brightness
I did this with one of the auto eject sabers and lemme tell you, it HURTS
Where can I get one of the wonderful pain inducing sabers?
ah yes, lukes apprentice
Damn that's ⠏⠁⠊⠝⠋⠥⠇
As soon as he put it on his eyes I was just like
“Aw sh*t.”
Yes
ooo!! Thats hurts he put da lightning zord
Basically how I reacted when Luke did the same thing in ANH
I remember luke almost did that actually 💀💀
🗿💀
Because nobody told Mark Hammil what they gave him
“I’ve heard of laser eye surgery but this is ridiculous”
If Rey did this, it would have been a good day for the Dark Side and for the world.
And the light side honestly, since rey got pretty much the last light sided master killed.
@@Greenlog12 ...SHE got him killed?
Oh boy, Disney SW haters are even dumber than I thought
to think Luke almost pulled the same thing xD
He did didn't he. LOL
Lmfaooo
Am i the only one who actually wanted that to happen
Yeah it was the better
No, you are not the only one
No I did to
Your not alone
We can dream
The guy scream never gets old.
"I'd call her Darth Failure"
Sun Tzu - The art of star wars
That looks like a guy to me.
B+ for failure
@@LisaAnn777 🗿🍷
@@vimal7131 moai and wine?
*Chuckles in Starwars fanatic*
"Focused through your eye lens like a scalpel
Instant lobotomy"
-Superman.
Wasn’t expecting to see a quote from Superman vs the Elite ever in my entire life
@@Raiden22YT mw either
I understood that reference!
How does it feel BLACK
I understood this reference
That would be the good ending to Star wars
Tlj is best star wars movie
@@vintheguy the fact that Luke died from forcing to hard
@@isnorttannerite539 artistic message matters more than a characters death
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL
L-
LA-
laser eye surgery
Me: gets eye surgery
Card:*declines*
Doctor:
Dark
No insurance
No surgery
I love how this got me more than the video
Lazer surgery time
“What can you see in a lightsaber” Rey asks “those are binoculars” Finn says “oooooohh” AAAAAAA!!!!
Either you typed this wrong or my mind is beyond dirty.
This would be the sequel trilogy but with a happy ending
Oh no. Her Reytinas.
Lol
Lmao
Underrated
Actually it's "retina"!
@@That0neUser-thr1000fan u miss the joke
Villain: And what’s your villain backstory
Rey:I stabbed myself in the eyes with two lightsabers
Villain: …fricken what
Sidious: I did it because I'm old.
I did that because I can't stand to watch Kylo throw a temper tantrum for the umpteenth time.
The only good thing about that movie was her lighstaber.
And even then, barely.
@@myschnozhurts1522 yes
@@wiggard You mean Anakin's lightsaber, right?
@@justinian-the-great I think he means the really cool dark rey saber
Star Wars on its craziest way. Thats like Brightburn burned the eyes like in the movie 😂😂
Y'all I'm ngl, but i think Rey was born with an extra half-midichlorian.
How many times have you watched thi-
Me: *y e s*
Hello there Boba
What is a mandalorians dog called?
His loyal "Boba pet"!
Watched it 100 times now and I laughed every time cuz of the shaking of the sabers:edit, 11 likes thanks:laser eye surgery: edit 2. 91 likes, mom I'm famous. :edit 3, o my goood
Bro became the blind dude from rogue one
Extreme laser eye surgery
You copied someone didn't you dont lie
@@cfoper8822 they did
Laser eye removal lol
@@cfoper8822 or he just thought of it before he saw their comment. They aren't the only human that saw this that thought this. I did as well but didn't comment
Dunno
Her lightsaber is just so impractical compared to most, except lightsaber whip. Like ooh I have a double bladed sword but they're both on the same side, but can fold out. Why not just have a normal double bladed.
Exactly
It's just less stable not that it folds
Yet if it was any other character you’d be all interested in that characters reasoning for such a weapon. 🙄🙄🙄
@@blackpanth3rz610 no id still say it sucks, think of how it would function either you have to hold both blades while it's folded up, restricting movement and the ability to swing, but all I was saying is why does it need to fold up, completely unnecessary. Don't care if obi wan had it id still rip it apart.
Guys, you don’t understand. The design intentionally represents her intelligence (or the lack of one)
“And that my grandchildren is the reason why I don’t have eyes”
Lol 😂
And a brain or head
Star Wars fans
👇🏻
I knew what was about to happen, but what they showed, made it better. 🤣
Yeap he did 😂
*"This is what happens when you dont listen to the light side"*
-Rays father
Isn't he the son of a clone of palpatine?
@@kasrapourahmadi4574 isn't he your
@@kasrapourahmadi4574 mother
"Oh hey cool binocular-"
*Lightsaber Turns On*
*agony*
Pain and suffering
I Love How That Lightsaber Was Rey’s ORIGINAL Lightsaber Hilt Before She Decided Against Building It So The Future Of Where She Becomes The New Dark Lord Of The Sith Never Comes To Pass By Building A Traditional Single Bladed Lightsaber
“Who are you?”
“Rey”
Rey who?”
“Rey cantseewalker”
Underrated comment
😂😂😂😂
The lightsaber trigger fail of ‘22
Laser eye surgery be like:
Best comment I’ve ever seen
Truth
Facts.
Legends say she survived this stab wound and was up walking 2 days later
And then the plot armor would make her be able to see things into the future after
Why is this so true
Plot armor apparently also turned him into a girl
She sacrifice her eyes at the spring of wisdom
"sHe sAW InTo tHe kyBeR crYsTAl!"
@@bananakindlyaskingformoney1017 they are talking about rey......
Discord bright mode be like:
Bf Thats kinda funny u know can u beep for me pls
@@cute.whittyfnf Beep
@@Blakeotp can you unbeep
@@pineaple8470 unbeep
@@SomoneWhoIsVeryReallyReal can you peeb
This reminds me of that ASDF video, where the guy says "did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?" Any other dude sticks carrots in his eyes and is like *_yuuu lied to me_*
like if you know
_I like trains!_
@@Abracastabya 🚂💨
Look it says gullible on the ceiling. Not it doesn- and you stole my lungs
@@hsirebbig5575 the lung thief: "👁👄👁🤙"
When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon! Why wait? 😃- KICK!
Laser Eye Surgery WONT Hurt Timmy!
Laser Eye Surgery:
*Rey: "ooo what is this?"*
**hears music**
**Screams**
It was more of a demonic cry
Luke: first time?
Old ben kenobi: why is it whenever someone gets a lightsaber they immediately look down the barrel of it?
Bro it’s just a prank
The prank:
He didn't even SEE it coming
@Waterdragon256 you didnt get the joke.
@Waterdragon256 idc
Saw someone already say this but who tf cares
That should be rule number one in both the Sith and Jedis.
Laser eye surgery in Ohio be like:
true u from ohio?
@@notsnow_3362 no
@@A_Kuna_Foamer bro this meme died last year
stfu that joke is overused like your mother is
unfunny as shit
That genuinely made me chuckle, I'd say it killed me but I think rey already beat me to it
Ohh shitt😂😂😂
That scream got me 😂😂😂
Same bro 💀
Wirudhjshri
Me to
The perfectly cut scream doesn't exi-
“That’s why I love, nestle crunch!”
Proceeds to commit eye stab
Yes
Pov: you see Ray in most powerful force users list.
Rey*
@@CaptainGaming356 I did that on purpose
I would do the same.
@@CaptainGaming356 yeah no real star wars fan gives a shit
POV: You get butthurt about a fictional list of fictional characters meant solely for entertainment purposes and effect absolutely nothing at all in your life.
What the actors first went to the studios to make the very very first Star Wars movie but didn't know what they were using for the fight scenes but then they realize what it was😂
Reminds me of that Gundam that had two beam sabers jabbed into its eyes and through its head.
When Rey said “it’s forcin’ time”
In cameo to the movie “morbius”
And then forced them all
It's star warsin time
forced them to what?????
Disney sabers would just leave a scratch though
not even it would push her head
True 🤷♂️
This but a scratch
*nothing of value was lost*
Except the beautiful lightsabers we’re dropped and slightly damaged in the process.
@@goofyahtack but you are a bounty hunter. You don't like lightsabers as much as Grievous.
@@grandmasteryoda373 Oh but I love taking the lightsaber that killed the scum called Rey.
@@goofyahtack oh ok.
Master kenobi where is that clone army
Its basically just the collapsible saber staff
"HEY I CAN SEE CLEARLY AGAI-"
* does it again *
"oh nevermind"
*My content is way better 😂*
@@GuaranteeLaugh
Nobody fucking cares about your shitty comment full of asses
One of the most dangerous weapons in the galaxy...and you looked through the part where the blade comes out.
Luke Skywalker moment
Haha
@@willowyz wait hold it I just had my fucking bruh moment
Doctors pov:well sir if u haven't noticed ur blind now🤣
The ahhhhhhhhhh gets me all the time!🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Broken humour
Same dude!!!🤣
Tá muito engracado
Thats a disney character lightsaber, it would just hurt her eyes a little
It'll be similar to shining a torch in your eyes.
obi wan had to hit storm troopers 5 times just to make a scratch with his lightsaber in kenobi series. Wtf cheap weak a$$ lightsabers are these disney things and why is everbody miraculously surviving getting stabbed in disney but qui gon died instantly?!
@@rasendestroyer2701 because of plot or because of good George Lucas' writing of a story. R.I.P. Qui-Gon, may the Force be with you, always.
As a sith, it’s easy to say that this happens a lot
We wish that's what would happen to Rey
Agreed
rey during training be like:
The forbidden binoculars 😂
If that was in the movie it would have been the best thing in rise of skywalker
I wish she did that in the movies with any lightsaber
The video I just saw was the how did you die oh I died from the freezer and dark Rey be like oh I died from putting lightsabers in my eyes
This is the most underrated YT short ever. 😂😂
“That why I love nestle crunch”
“AHHHHHHHH”
Transcript be like:
*turn's on light saber* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Don't worry she'll be fine the plot armor will resurrect her in some "random bullshit go" moment
hey guys check out this new force power we made:
Ya'll know Luke almost did the same thing right. It's in the part where Kenobi barely gives Luke the lightsaber of his father.
How much times have you watched this me: yes
I watched this 50 times today every time i watch it i laugh cuz of that scream
GG will come over when you're coming around me with my family 💯
He didn't SEE it coming
~you SEE! That my mind is too fast for EYES~
Nah just don't 😂
Lazer eye surgery be like
OMG NOO 😭😭
Ray:MOOOOOOOOOM, Rays mom:what honey, Ray:im bleading at an alarming rate and you as my caretaker shall take me to a hospital to heal my wound so i dont die of blood loss
Hi (:
Nestly crunch....... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You bored
Just give up
Why you still here
Coca cola espuma
Wenomechaindasumer
OK PLEASE STOP
Ok i give up
Rays mom:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what
YOU THOUGHT
LLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE
WHY JUST WHÝYY
O3O
HELP ME PLEASE
OK FINE IF IT GETS YOU TO LAVE
Ray:BRUH BRUH BRUH
030
*”BRUH BRUH BRUH”*
-Ray
How did u know I’m bored because I have a sickness bug and I’m home alone
@no you got it
@@DarthVader-mh4wm look out your window 030