Like who doesn't know the villian in one of if not the most iconic Disney film of all time. He must don't have kids or he old as hell so he dot remember🤷🏾♂️😂
The song from the Lion King is called The lion sleeps tonight and it is from South Africa. Made popular by Mariam Makeba aka Mama Africa (From the Xhosa tribe) and Ladysmith Black Mambazo (from the Zulu tribe). Love from South Africa 🇿🇦
Are we talking about the song wrote by Solomon Linda? Originally wrote in Zulu or some other song? the same one that was translated into English by George David weiss?
That is not Ultralight Beam with the line about asshole bleach completely different song, and that album had a few odd interludes but the album was perfect *(both versions)
It’s really not. Some people didn’t see the hype of _The Lion King,_ I was one of them. I’ll watch so many other animated movies before I watch _Lion King._
I don't trust mufuckas who are of age to have seen lion king but don't remember basic shit about the movie lol its literally til this day one of or one of the top Disney movies with the most impactful death in the movie as well. The back story on why scar was envious of mufasa, the characters, the story line, the songs, etc it's just still a great film that at 32 yrs old I can still sit down and watch by myself or with my kids.
I can’t lie MJ haunted me as a kid too. I have come to love him and his work and feel guilty for believing the hatred attached to his legacy. Great episode guys.
"I'm the papi", biscuit death in life was just as heartbreaking as ricky's death in boyz in the hood plus when jangle legs went to go check up on biscuit sad
@@LaysiaPrincess I just imagined Pat editing it laughing to himself. Deezy voice already deep enough to sound slowed down. Deezy Haunted by MJ I'm Haunted by a slowed down Deezy lol
23:00 Kraige really went in depth into the African culture and the reason they view themselves as “gods.” “They view themselves as Gods, because (hu)mans ability to take a thought and make it a reality. Not a deity in the sky who Lords over you and brought you into existence. To think something and bring it into existence” Kraige smith.
I first saw MJ after his vitiligo and loved him, I watched all his videos and didn't realize he looked different until I was older, but his changes were due to medical reasons lupus, alopecia, he also had heart issues believe it or not and was able to dance like that. I can understand how kid could feel like he wasn't human it's very possible lol
Right, all the “classic” Disney movies aren’t my favorites. My top 3 are _Mulan,_ _The Emperor’s New Groove,_ & _Lilo & Stitch._ Plus I never went crazy over _The Lion King,_ even before I knew the whole story was plagiarized. It’s pretty overrated.
@@BrotherMalMusic I love Lion King though but Emporor’s New Groove is definitely slept on! I think most of us remember the songs more than the actual movie
Deazy: who was the villain
Craig: (with all the damn confidence in the world) JAFAR! 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🗑🗑
I damn nearly dropped my phone
I said mufasa as he spoke then felt wrong and lost.😄
I was about to cry like when Mufasa died
Like who doesn't know the villian in one of if not the most iconic Disney film of all time. He must don't have kids or he old as hell so he dot remember🤷🏾♂️😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Patrick: “I don’t remember The Lion King like that.”
Also Patrick: **proceeds to give a perfect summary of the movie**
Right!! 😂😂 He went on to make every important scene in the movie.
He said he knows the important scenes, just not whats in between lol
I knew it was him from the jump because he tried to pin it on people as soon as the question came up 😂
Next on Black Blasphemy: Patrick is the least talented member of All Def
He said "Life" is black peoples "Forrest Gump"... damn...lol
This is all fact... range of emotions! And I love both 😂
💯
I don’t get this part because I love Forrest Gump.
@@hellokittyrocksyodad the main characters aren't black in forest gump that's his point
@@KayBeOnline 💯💯
Kraig was lowkey dropping gems in this.
No deadass!
Facts
Aye the whole time he did. Bro was fully enlightened on this one
High key!!!
He always dropping gems...🙌🏾
The song from the Lion King is called The lion sleeps tonight and it is from South Africa. Made popular by Mariam Makeba aka Mama Africa (From the Xhosa tribe) and Ladysmith Black Mambazo (from the Zulu tribe). Love from South Africa 🇿🇦
And made even more popular by the tokens
Heyyyyyy, Makeba reporting to this comment for the mention of Mama Keba.
Wow didn’t know that
Hosh, salute
Are we talking about the song wrote by Solomon Linda? Originally wrote in Zulu or some other song? the same one that was translated into English by George David weiss?
Craig be saying real shit “real art is uncomfortable”
peeped that
@@AliyahoZ u fine as hell
@@marcustanner5710 go for it man 🤣
its so, so, so, true tho
Agreed
Pat: "I don't remember Lion King like that"
You know Khleo Thomas threw everything at his screen after watching this. 😂
“Post Malone used to look like this!”
*shows pic of ODB*
I can’t breath!!😭😤😤😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
🤣💀😭🤣
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
omg i laughed so loud at this part that my sons teacher muted him from the zoom class 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆💚💨💨💨💨
Took me clean out!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
YO! The progression of Craig'S laugh on top of it... I'm DONE!!!
This one is too much😩😩😩
That is not Ultralight Beam with the line about asshole bleach completely different song, and that album had a few odd interludes but the album was perfect *(both versions)
Y'all were on 🔥, Kraig Smith the 🐐, from the asian dojo, to the playing the piano, this entire episode was a banger.
Pat he learned the Moonwalk from Jeffrey Daniels from Shalamar.
Can someone else rewrite the blasphemies so it’s in a standard statement format 🙏🏾 we get too many clues based on y’all’s everyday speech 😣
Kraig saying the Dojo(which is Japanese) in China is where Rona was made is CRAZY. Lol. Racism is just funny when delivered correctly.
Let me tell yall sum. Endgame. Tony dying. Pepper telling him Tony its ok....you can rest now.
TEARS. RIVER OF TEARS
Right!!!!
Ookkkaayy😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“you went to the ranch ?” 😂😂😂
“Mike put his hands in my pocket...” 😩😂
Life is the most complete movie Eddie Murphy has ever been in with an actual message in the movie itself...Underrated
Agreed. I loved ittt
I’m 15 and I love life
FACTS.!!!!
A Thousand Words and Mr. Church were good too
You want your cornbread?
Kraig’s covid theory was funny asf lmao 😂 asian athletes foot in sandals ☠️🤣
Facts!!
That killed me😂😂😂
Got Me Cryin!
When Nala gave Simba those eyes...that really was the "climatic" moment for Simba! 😂😂😂
This isn't black blasphemy, this is LIFE blasphemy.
It’s really not. Some people didn’t see the hype of _The Lion King,_ I was one of them. I’ll watch so many other animated movies before I watch _Lion King._
Bruh u feel me...not life tho
Haven't seen it in 25 years. I can't remember that sh8.
I don't trust mufuckas who are of age to have seen lion king but don't remember basic shit about the movie lol its literally til this day one of or one of the top Disney movies with the most impactful death in the movie as well. The back story on why scar was envious of mufasa, the characters, the story line, the songs, etc it's just still a great film that at 32 yrs old I can still sit down and watch by myself or with my kids.
The confidence in which Kraig said “Jafar” is the kind of confidence I need in my life.
Pat n Craig need more shows together, both of them dudes got crazy minds😂
I used to think Michael Jackson's thriller was a horror film can never get past the first part
That werewolf roar still gives me chills. Mixed in with her scream too. I love it
Yeah the music video fucked me up as a child
It was released as a TV movie it absolutely is a musical horror story
Foh shit ain’t scary
I done seen that video at 5 years old, that music video wasn't that damn scary 😂💯
Nah, the ‘Avengers... ASSEMBLE’ and ‘I love you 3000’ scenes made me cry opening weekend for sure. I feel you BT 😂
Those were terrible terrible movies.
Only the realest fans cried during that movie😂
When Tony used the stones... come on man😭😭😭
It was seeing t'challa and everybody come back as well. Tony dying. They had great moments that were tear jerkers.
Aw i cried like a BITCH. 😂🤣
This group really mesh well together keep this going plz and more than 30 mins.
Bro I swear I said the same thing. This could've went for an hour.
I think it is an hour, just split up because of the part 2
Yoooo the MJ slo mo with Deezy & Kraig laughing took me out! “ So Micheal Jackson put his hands in my pockets ✋🏾 “ 😂😂🤣
When pat said "life is good but it's a hard watch"
...I felt that.
Craig is just as intelligent as he is funny. Love him. Asian athlete's foot😂😂😂
0:04 That answer had the same energy as the man on Family Feud that said alligator when asked to name a 3 lettered animal
😂😂😂😂
This man said Jefar😭😭
That hurt bro😂
😭😭😂😂
Hell ya
Like damn Kraig you didn't ever watch it while eating fruit snacks and caprisun at a young BM's house
Deezy plays Black Blasphemy like JR Smith plays basketball. Like he is really good, but at the same time it's like "Bruh what you doing?" Lol
😆😆
Jafar! With confidence
Craig manages to give you playground humor and a philosophy on human life thesis with in ten minutes of each other GOAT
“What was the climatic point-“
“Nala”
This man needs to be stopped
Craig Laughs like tickle me Elmo
😂😂😂
I can’t lie MJ haunted me as a kid too. I have come to love him and his work and feel guilty for believing the hatred attached to his legacy. Great episode guys.
Yes people overlooked it because of his impact in the black community but he was terrifying.
Pat was getting Ultralight Beam & Father Stretch My Hand mixed up
😂 I was like wait... I know ultralight beam wasn’t uptempo like that. I agreed w/ that “blasphemy” though...
Yeah , that lowkey made me mad for some reason lol
Right. 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
@@ajthecipher1588 yeah, I was like what are you talking about? Mans just put two different songs together. 😂
@@artprodigy367 exactly
Pat said I don’t remember the lion king and proceeded to name every scene lol
They could have made this episode a full hour.... hilarious. This is a perfect line up.
The way kraig always leans forward when he laughs 😭😭
Pat’s face when Craig said Jafar had me dying 😂
Patrick: Michael Jackson’s robot was suspicious.
Deezy: He had a robot?!
😂
I like these shows but I feel like they were made so perfectly for the zoom format.
Blasphemous
not me about to google “michael jackson no feet” because of deezy 😭
*PAT LOOKING EXTRA EXTRA FINE... NEW CAMERA?* 😍 *SN: SURELY PAT IS THE 5TH MOWRY SIBLING*
"I'm the papi", biscuit death in life was just as heartbreaking as ricky's death in boyz in the hood plus when jangle legs went to go check up on biscuit sad
"Real art is uncomfortable", come through Kraig!
Bring this show back plleease!! This episode was too funny 😂😂
It's 6:07am!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE LION KING!? 😫
*After Watching* Editing is top tier fam. Major shout-out!
He named so many parts of the movie though lol
Right
When Kraig said, "Covid-19 was man-made, it was created in a dojo in China". I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. This guy has a gift.
This is a good show, I love when new episodes pop up , good way to get to know the talent as well 🔥🔥🔥
This is the first black blasphemy that I actually got mad at lol
u should watch last weeks lmao lbc still got me mad af
What part?
The one last week pissed me off so bad I cut the whole show off. I can’t even go back and watch it
If this one pissed you off...go back and look at the one with Longbeach Griff, and check out the one with Keisha E!
The one with Billy Sorrells almost popped a vein in my neck. Let me tell you that guy is pure shock value
Pat: when it comes to this blaspheme, Im gonna have to say...
Perfectly Timed Ad: PLAYSTATION!
4 brothers is definitely a tear jerker
No disrespect to everybody else but this my favorite group of people for this. They just meshed well together.
The face pat made when kraig said jafar was ALL of us 🤣🤣🤣
OMG the slow mo "he haunted me as child" with Craig's laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I almost threw this phone!
“Bad was not a good album” was blasphemy all in its own. I’ll fire on Pat for dat 😂 smh
Bro the close ups are HILARIOUS 🤣🤣 all the screen angles whew I can’t breathe
The way Kraig laugh makes me laugh 😂
I love how BT hit that Teddy Ray “hilarious” lol.
And whoever slowed down the haunted me part is a damn fool lol
When I tell you that part took me ALL the way out. And then the MJ edit lmaoooooo
@@LaysiaPrincess I just imagined Pat editing it laughing to himself. Deezy voice already deep enough to sound slowed down.
Deezy Haunted by MJ
I'm Haunted by a slowed down Deezy lol
BRO I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING OUT LOUD WHE HE ANSWRED JAFAR 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Pat mixed up ultralight beam and father stretch my hands but his point still stands
He then mentioned ‘piss on your grave’ which is on travis Scott’s album 😂
Fam what growth from the zoom covos. From transitions to edits, everything has elevated ridiculously. This is great. More this 👏🏾👑👏🏾👑🔥🔥🔥🔥
I miss the zoom version of this cause of the delayed reactions it made people seem like villains when they tricked everyone 😂
This title lol. Too early 😆 🤣 😂
I'm sayin' lmao. I gotta roll up 😂
😂🤣😂😂💯
Facts lol. Darn 90 babies lmao #1989
21:49 he had me dieing when he said kemba walker was in the movie 😂
Pat sustained the same laugh for 22 straight seconds at that Craig COVID joke lmao
So nobody notices that the first statement contains “then” instead of “than”
I love the dramatic pauses in between picks.
The Lion King game and the Aladin game were fire as a youth.
SN: The original power rangers game was also top tier.
Lion King got difficult waaay too early in the game. Aladdin was a perfect fair balance.
@@willthomas2310 I came here to say this. That part with you hopping from the trees was ridiculous.
23:00 Kraige really went in depth into the African culture and the reason they view themselves as “gods.”
“They view themselves as Gods, because (hu)mans ability to take a thought and make it a reality. Not a deity in the sky who Lords over you and brought you into existence. To think something and bring it into existence” Kraige
smith.
"It's actually asian athlete's foot"
That shit killed me 🤣🤣🤣
Craig: With PURE CONFIDENCE... Jafar 😂😂😂😂😊
I’m addicted to this show. I’m sad they didn’t pick food
Life of Pablo is SUPER UNDERRATED
Pat: I don't remember the Lion King.
Proceeds to tell the entire plot lol
“How did his father die “
😂😂
Yo Kraig Smith was dropping gems throughout all of this episode.
Hell I almost cried at the mention of that scene in four brothers ! That scene was so
heartbreaking 👁👁
💧👄💧
I’ll add to it & admit I liked Lion King 2 more than the first one. The soundtrack hit different🤷🏾♀️ lol
the level of racism in that sentence "chinese dojo"😭😭
Bruh when they hit Jackie in Four Brothers, it hits. 😭
These 4 dudes got the best episodes I’ve seen
I STILL cry on the Infinity War and Endgame rewatches 💔 🤷🏽♀️
COVID 19 being asian athlete's foot is the funniest shit I've heard this week
Nobody:
Kraig: Kemba Walker was in the lion king??
That ODB line was gold Pat
In order to "get my life" im going to need more than than 30 mins of blasphemy!
I first saw MJ after his vitiligo and loved him, I watched all his videos and didn't realize he looked different until I was older, but his changes were due to medical reasons lupus, alopecia, he also had heart issues believe it or not and was able to dance like that. I can understand how kid could feel like he wasn't human it's very possible lol
coming to america is 8 minutes longer than life ya’ll 💀
Lmao
Jafar?!! ☠😭 send help!
Mj definitely scared me as a child imaging him chasing you down the hall doing the moon walk
😂😂
Michael Jackson put his hands in my pockets 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂
Craig is definitely my favorite guest. Everything dude say is hilarious
It's amazing how much we all have in common. That alone blows my mind. We really all grew up alike. Wow.
Bruh Kraig really said covid is Asian athletes foot! I'm dead!
MJ got the "Moonwalk" from Bungaloo Shrimp aka Turbo from the movie "Breakin"😁
"Michael Jackson put his hands in my pockets"
‘You went to the ranch?” Kraig foul for dat….had me crriiiiiiiiine 😭😭😭😩😩😩
I mean, if we keeping it 💯
I don’t remember The Little Mermaid, Beauty & The Beast or Aladdin 🤷🏽♀️
Right, all the “classic” Disney movies aren’t my favorites. My top 3 are _Mulan,_ _The Emperor’s New Groove,_ & _Lilo & Stitch._ Plus I never went crazy over _The Lion King,_ even before I knew the whole story was plagiarized. It’s pretty overrated.
@@BrotherMalMusic I love Lion King though but Emporor’s New Groove is definitely slept on! I think most of us remember the songs more than the actual movie
Not a Disney movie, but it's like how A sharks tale is better than finding Nemo.. even though Nemo punkass got all the clout..
@@ozz7602 bugging
Oh no!!😭😭😭 how?????
ADD has the best content I swear these get me through my college homework
anybody know what documentary Kraig was talking about. I’m dying to see it.
"Asian athlete's foot" is the funniest thing ive heard today lol