“It began in the forests of North America. A recon team heard a random instrument (a Banjo) which was then followed by the trees and bushes speaking Human.” Earth is just the universes Vietnam.
@@mikkelnpetersen Reminds me of when they used flute like instruments or horns to know each other's location and close in on enemy units. But instead, imagine its dueling banjos haha.
Humanity has been fighting each other for their entire existence. We were excited to fight something that wasn't us. And frankly... we were disappointed.
@@TerraExodus there are several brands. But honestly, your best bet is to make your own. Pick a nice micro brew Lager of your choice, some number 3 Dark maple syrup (number 2 amber will do if you can't get the Stroger stuff out of Quebec) some red onion, apple cider vinegar. Seasoning to taste. (Cumin, black pepper, salt, garlic, ect. Be creative with it!) Youl need some corn starch to cut the liquidity. Because most BBQ sauces use brown sugar but you're using maple syrup instead. (Unless you get maple sugar which is basically crystalized maple syrup) just add the corn starch SLOW and mix thoroughly and let it set before you decide to add more. And some ketchup for the thicker consistency and the tomato base. Lots of recipes online. Just swap your sugar for maple. Trust me, you won't regret it!
As william smith said to an alien who tried to invade on independence day. Welcome to earth. And then gave them the traditional earth greeting of a swift punch in the jaw. Or whatever the alien had as an equivalent of their eating orifice
Why should we fight far. We don't know when to give up. We know how to fight dirty. We use our minds to learn how to fight. We have been fighting for our lives scene day we where born. Just look at our own planet it tries to kill us every day. You can't kill our will to live. You don't mess with us humans. LOVE THIS STORY.❤❤
So we have a red dawn reference and even a predator with the covered in mud part. I would say attacking our giant cities would seem effective until you learn that most of the people who use guns everyday are in the country areas. Their enemy snipers are picking us off. Some farmer cursing that it that was a low point buck. Now Florida with its epic protector Florida man has not been fully conquered by humans. What chances do you have by a shirtless man riding an alligator while chugging a beer and a rifle in his hand?
The Roman legions were highly trained and disciplined, when they marched into the forests of now is Germany to defeat the Barbarians they learned a powerful and bloody lesson, DO NOT mess with a mans lands and families. Rome paid dearly just the way these invaders are in this story.
oh yes the might baseball bat the winner of no wars ever lol another humans will beqt everything even gaint tower rock monsters and the like storys lol i really hate these ones
“It began in the forests of North America. A recon team heard a random instrument (a Banjo) which was then followed by the trees and bushes speaking Human.”
Earth is just the universes Vietnam.
When the mountains are playing Banjo, be afraid, be very VERY afraid.
@@mikkelnpetersen Reminds me of when they used flute like instruments or horns to know each other's location and close in on enemy units. But instead, imagine its dueling banjos haha.
The way you started that I was thinking more 'Deliverance' than Vietnam - that would terrify anyone and everyone.
Humanity has been fighting each other for their entire existence. We were excited to fight something that wasn't us. And frankly... we were disappointed.
Who’s got time for sleep? I got too murder.
"They weren't following the rules of war". The Draken never heard of the Geneva checklist, it seems.
Humans have used sleep deprived super soldiers for a long time
They found Detroit, Florida, and the hood
And they touched the red necks speed stash bad move
Probably some good ol hillbillies in there too😂😂😂
Don't mess with Texas
@ how could I forget
Not even florida man messes with florida man
I really enjoy these stories ☺️ instead of us being the inferior life form we're underestimated. Nice work 🎉
They left out the most important question: which goes better with alien invader, Kentucky or St.Louis BBQ sauce?
Canadian. Obviously.
Made with 8% alcohol beer and Maple Syrup.
@@ryanmcewen415 Where do I get this ?
@@TerraExodus there are several brands. But honestly, your best bet is to make your own. Pick a nice micro brew Lager of your choice, some number 3 Dark maple syrup (number 2 amber will do if you can't get the Stroger stuff out of Quebec) some red onion, apple cider vinegar. Seasoning to taste. (Cumin, black pepper, salt, garlic, ect. Be creative with it!)
Youl need some corn starch to cut the liquidity. Because most BBQ sauces use brown sugar but you're using maple syrup instead. (Unless you get maple sugar which is basically crystalized maple syrup) just add the corn starch SLOW and mix thoroughly and let it set before you decide to add more.
And some ketchup for the thicker consistency and the tomato base.
Lots of recipes online. Just swap your sugar for maple.
Trust me, you won't regret it!
A homemade grape bbq sauce
@@bearjawhomestead so a wine reduction?
As william smith said to an alien who tried to invade on independence day. Welcome to earth. And then gave them the traditional earth greeting of a swift punch in the jaw. Or whatever the alien had as an equivalent of their eating orifice
Why should we fight far. We don't know when to give up. We know how to fight dirty. We use our minds to learn how to fight. We have been fighting for our lives scene day we where born. Just look at our own planet it tries to kill us every day. You can't kill our will to live. You don't mess with us humans. LOVE THIS STORY.❤❤
I absolutely love this.
They landed on the Native American Reservations
We brought Scalping back
Never lay siege to Moscow. Didn't they do ANY recon before invading?
Im going to say it Japan it was ninjas.
and Samurai
Their invasion of Japan was progressing well, then... Suddenly Ninjas
At 9:20 the humans watching them through their own comms said they have begun fuck around engage find out protocol
So we have a red dawn reference and even a predator with the covered in mud part. I would say attacking our giant cities would seem effective until you learn that most of the people who use guns everyday are in the country areas. Their enemy snipers are picking us off. Some farmer cursing that it that was a low point buck. Now Florida with its epic protector Florida man has not been fully conquered by humans. What chances do you have by a shirtless man riding an alligator while chugging a beer and a rifle in his hand?
When they landed in rural Australia and had to contend with countless crocodile dundee's.
Unluckiest bunch that landed on Australia. The land itself devoured them.
Welp. Shouldn't have killed the dog.
The Aussies set the emus on 'em.
Very good story
This is basically ripped from the headlines. Russia vs Ukraine. Fairly close match.
Ukraine isn’t winning. They’re hanging in there
Welcome to our world
"Seige of Moscow." See that was the first problem
So... Basically Earth becomes Space Vietnam?
beginning of xenophobe militarists stellaris run
"What do I think of your story": I think that whatever merit it has was ruined by choosing to use AI voice.
It was written by one too
The Roman legions were highly trained and disciplined, when they marched into the forests of now is Germany to defeat the Barbarians they learned a powerful and bloody lesson, DO NOT mess with a mans lands and families. Rome paid dearly just the way these invaders are in this story.
Teutoborg forest.
AI story.
636
Oddly repetitive. Was this written by AI?
They all are
AI slop
oh yes the might baseball bat the winner of no wars ever lol another humans will beqt everything even gaint tower rock monsters and the like storys lol i really hate these ones
Lame as ffff story.
Israel and Gaza 😮
So effing awful 😂😂😂