So on the topic of laszers, I have a friend of mine who was blinded in one eye by a bunch of rich kids carrying around a military grade laser stick thing. It was shined into his eye for a split second but completely fried his cornea. Apparently this happens all the time to people and the laser holder gets away with a slap on the wrist BUT the kids who were weilding this thing, pointed it at a military chinook (one of those double helicopter rotored/hot dog looking thangs) and it made the missile warning alarm go off. Obviously this was no laughing matter since they were freaking the fuck out. Long story short, my buddy is literally going to become a millionaire from sueing the kid's rich family; but if it wasn't blown out of proportion from flashing the lazer at the military chinook, then my friend wouldn't have gotten anything.
I usually think that people should have their own opinions and shit, but you're not allowed to have that power if you use that power for saying evil satanist things like that sentence. This is you're one warning, be careful mister
My hometown had a crazy old guy too, he told us he was a Vietnam vet, and told us these awesome stories in exchange for food or whatever we could find. To this day I dont know if he really was a vet, or that he just said that so we'd give him free shit, but he was a pretty cool guy, never tried to fondle us or anything
Mine still has this emo kid in a wheelchair who sing emo songs at the park. Rumor was that he was such a hardcore emo, that instead of cutting his wrists he cut his legs, but he fucked up and thats why he is in a wheelchair
i think tails spins his tails by just whipping them in circles alternatively, like double dutch jumprope, one loops then the other loops after, they don't actually spin like rotary, so imagine it as 2 tails each wagging in circles in opposite directions
I so badly want to tell them how surge protectors and breakers would prevent the majority of damage a massive solar flare would cause, and that restoring power afterwards would be as easy as flipping the switches back.
Speaking of accidents via theme park rides, here in KY, we had one of those tower rides where the thing rises slowly to the top then drops really fast to the bottom, it was called the Hellevator originally then the Superman Tower of Power(i think) when Six Flags took over, anyway, one day, a cable snapped and ended up severing both of some girl's feet.
By this point Cory seemed to have taken onboard people's complaints about his interruptions. There are so few "LISTEN"s, "FIRST OF ALL"s and "LEMME TELL YOU SUMTHIN'"s in this ep. (Might also be because he wasn't competing with Zach for center stage here).
Every time I wonder when Mick farts into the mic and Corey tells him to politely put it into his hat and throw it outside, my playlist plays the right episode 😂
another great episode, cory has been better than ever this season. really start missing zach when one of them says a flat tax would be a good idea and he isn't there to shut them down right away, tho.
Actually for self-employed people (so, creative workers too) there is a quarterly tax system where you can break up your tax payments throughout the year into 4 payments, then when tax day comes you can file basically the same way everyone else does and you may even get a return instead of owing. I'm gonna try and learn it because it seems way better. And if you guys don't know, Mint.com can keep track of your expenses throughout the year so at the end of the year you can easily look up what money you spent on deductible things. I used it last year and it was way easier than me keeping track of that crap myself. Hope that helps some ^.^
These are my favorite episodes. No tacked on awful guests, just four or five creative guys just coming up with insane scenarios. great stuff. also, johnny utah was very funny, and seemed.... Joyful?
1 time my dad and his friend went to their philipino friends house and it was real dark but there was food on table and dads friend just started digging in and he was like o man this is radical u gotta try some but dad Knew Better and declined so guy was totally digging the Sweet Meats he ate until a car lights passed thru the house and he saw he was eating from a barbecued dog that was splayed out on the table while he enjoyed it v much he still threw up and everyone laughed and that was the best summer ever
sonic (water) levels are shit, but Hydrocity act 2 has my favorite sonic song. it's starts out kinda dorky, then it gets into this sick riff, then it get into an even better riff and at that point I was just blown away. chemical plant zone is good too
The current US education system is at a point where they DO teach you to write checks, manage your own finances, controls stocks, pay taxes, and just understand some of the essential needs to be an adult. It's usually a class called Business Math or something, but you also have health classes which are slowly changing into more orientated towards your personal well being AFTER school.
If you go to the downtown district, its actually a really fun energetic place to enjoy with a lot of unique bars and shops and places to eat. It's no new york, for sure, but if you know the spots, it can be a pretty cool place to live. Enjoying the outdoors doesnt hurt either haha.
+asdasdas asdasdsad (Addicted to Welfare) Yeah we get it, it sucks that Stamper is gone. But move on I mean Jesus there is nothing we can do just enjoy what we have. I hate seeing this exact comment on every new sleepycabin post/video
I love the fact that everything Cory said about Dr. Robotnik is 100% true but it sounds like his other ramblings regardless.
I have to be fair, a lot of Cory's ramblings is grounded in reality, it's just filtered through a madman
@@OldeScrumpymodern diogenes
So on the topic of laszers, I have a friend of mine who was blinded in one eye by a bunch of rich kids carrying around a military grade laser stick thing. It was shined into his eye for a split second but completely fried his cornea. Apparently this happens all the time to people and the laser holder gets away with a slap on the wrist BUT the kids who were weilding this thing, pointed it at a military chinook (one of those double helicopter rotored/hot dog looking thangs) and it made the missile warning alarm go off. Obviously this was no laughing matter since they were freaking the fuck out. Long story short, my buddy is literally going to become a millionaire from sueing the kid's rich family; but if it wasn't blown out of proportion from flashing the lazer at the military chinook, then my friend wouldn't have gotten anything.
is your friendo rolling in the dough yet
How about now?
Now?
Do you have it now?
NOW!
7 years later and Cory is still yelling about sonic. Something’s never change I guess.
Cory Movie Synopsis needs to be a series.
+GamerNonGamer definitely
+GamerNonGamer
A fucking MEN
+GamerNonGamer would be a good candidate for short animations
I feel like a lot of them would start with "So it starts with this fucking autistic melvin doin science retard shit..."
Sometimes I hate Corey and sometimes I fucking love Corey. He is a complex individual
"Look, all I had growing up was: Super Nintendo, paper..."
-Cory
That's all you need.
I can imagine Pee-Wee's actor talking all serious in Gotham, then randomly lets out a "HaHa!"
Cory's stories and improvs are so goddamn insane, they're a magical journey to listen to.
+spacemanisaac He could do a podcast called Cory's Stories! (Copyright Ireland(Bitch))
Cory isn't Irish.
the stories he tells are
This is the best podcast ever made. Period.
"its like they just keep making worse and worse jokers"
if only he knew
Leto's is way better than that asswipe on Gotham
I usually think that people should have their own opinions and shit, but you're not allowed to have that power if you use that power for saying evil satanist things like that sentence. This is you're one warning, be careful mister
Alejandro, yo haha
The new one is p good
If only he knew that after Leto we would get one of the best ones. There was a light at the end of the tunnel after all.
*Babe in the Big Blue City*
gotta love Cory.
All these years later, that damn intro sends me howling every single time lol
the only thing i can think of that ever happened in my hometown is that it's where the klan was founded
yup
+Jokerhamil Klan of the Ku Klux variety?
+Spazminal Loganetic did he not spell clan with a "K"?
Stone CALM Well it could've been some other racist clan with a three letter acronym...
+Spazminal Loganetic Or a rap group...
+Jokerhamil wu tang 4 lyfe
YES!! IT'S JOHNNYUTAH!
We need more potato salad / live action skits for the love of god !
Anyone: so yeah, that’s why I don’t trust mangos
Chris: what would you do if there was a solar fla-
The “a solar flare disables all technology” hypothetical is the plot of Guilty Gear, kinda.
The only thing my hometown ever had that was kinda cool was this crazy homeless guy named Eddie that me and my friends would buy food
My hometown had a crazy old guy too, he told us he was a Vietnam vet, and told us these awesome stories in exchange for food or whatever we could find. To this day I dont know if he really was a vet, or that he just said that so we'd give him free shit, but he was a pretty cool guy, never tried to fondle us or anything
Mine still has this emo kid in a wheelchair who sing emo songs at the park. Rumor was that he was such a hardcore emo, that instead of cutting his wrists he cut his legs, but he fucked up and thats why he is in a wheelchair
My hometown just had this crazy old lady who gave PENNIES on Halloween. She would also steal other people's cats then claim they belonged to her.
my town is allegedly an artists hub, in reality the highlight is a legless prostitute that wanders up and down main street in a wheelchair.
+MoonBunnies really? where's that at?
you guys are epic
so epic i cum
+TypeZero303DevilFish oh look,my old profile pic
+Arozura You people with the ahegao profile pictures are strange. Golly gosh.
+Arozura epic for the win haha
+Some Dude hello fellow member of the Ahegao club!
I ended up laughing so hard I came very close to throwing up when Cory started summarizing movies.
"What's the deal with the chaos rings...?" - I fucking love you Jeff
Thank you for consistently uploading these weekly now. It's helping to suppress my cravings for autism.
Jesus! How could you?!
13:50 I will remember this always.
lol I love everyone on the podcast I don't get how or why people complain about free content when Mick or johnny Utah are on the podcast I love em
You guys should get Harry Partridge as a guest star on the podcast.
They stumbled upon his flash game in one of the Oneyplays Newgrounds Games vids
This episode has probably been the best so far.
"That scarecrow guy, he has a weird name or something" "He is Irish or something"
Hehehehe we all have weird names here.
His name is Cillian Murphy.
did jeff predict the sonic totino's sponsorship a year early?
42:00 for Cory Movie Synosis
one of the best intros so far. thank you Cory.
i think tails spins his tails by just whipping them in circles alternatively, like double dutch jumprope, one loops then the other loops after, they don't actually spin like rotary, so imagine it as 2 tails each wagging in circles in opposite directions
You wasted your life typing this
Nah a flying 2 tailed fox having a circle joint makes more sense to me.
Autism.
I found a squid under my bed and I thought of you, Chris.
What
how did that happen
I so badly want to tell them how surge protectors and breakers would prevent the majority of damage a massive solar flare would cause, and that restoring power afterwards would be as easy as flipping the switches back.
It sucks that these good memories are stained by Mick being an asshole
Speaking of accidents via theme park rides, here in KY, we had one of those tower rides where the thing rises slowly to the top then drops really fast to the bottom, it was called the Hellevator originally then the Superman Tower of Power(i think) when Six Flags took over, anyway, one day, a cable snapped and ended up severing both of some girl's feet.
nice
That just happened at “glenwood caverns adventure park” in Glenwood Colorado. Some girls legs got severed or something. Imagine being on that ride.
48:19 best part of the podcast lol
By this point Cory seemed to have taken onboard people's complaints about his interruptions.
There are so few "LISTEN"s, "FIRST OF ALL"s and "LEMME TELL YOU SUMTHIN'"s in this ep.
(Might also be because he wasn't competing with Zach for center stage here).
Yeah honestly it used to be so bad that I wish there were more episodes without Cory
Thanks for finally showing your real face on JonTron by the way, Zach.
+Squeaky245 When did this happen?!?
+Kniroid Precisely, when?
+Kniroid he showed his real face when he played Grimbo
+Mortadda He only voiced.
SabbyNeko
- - - >The joke
Your head
When season two started I became so much more positive
Are we not going to mention that Cory told Mick to catch his farts in a hat and throw it out a window? How elegant.
I'm begging you guys, do more tired sleepycast. There were some really powerful moments here.
41:20 is my new favorite thing in the world
Looks like Jeff is really against being called Johnny now that a Point Break remake is coming. I don't blame him.
31:53 I'm going to use that the next time someone quotes a video IRL.
Every time I wonder when Mick farts into the mic and Corey tells him to politely put it into his hat and throw it outside, my playlist plays the right episode 😂
Finally I have something to listen to at work.
Everyone is great on this.
You honestly shouldn't listen to this at work.
+Aleks Mcripped What else am I supposed to do at the E.R?
I already exhausted my news sites..
Does anyone know which one of Jeff's cartoons has the "show me what you got" line?
2:35 that slide whistle made me laugh a lot harder than it should
Micks peewee herman impression at 5:41 is hilarious
another great episode, cory has been better than ever this season. really start missing zach when one of them says a flat tax would be a good idea and he isn't there to shut them down right away, tho.
For some reason I cannot help but imagine HappyHarry's animation style while listening to the Taxes commercial.
32:15 "he gonna get-save all the chocolate bars..."
Actually for self-employed people (so, creative workers too) there is a quarterly tax system where you can break up your tax payments throughout the year into 4 payments, then when tax day comes you can file basically the same way everyone else does and you may even get a return instead of owing. I'm gonna try and learn it because it seems way better. And if you guys don't know, Mint.com can keep track of your expenses throughout the year so at the end of the year you can easily look up what money you spent on deductible things. I used it last year and it was way easier than me keeping track of that crap myself. Hope that helps some ^.^
My hometown had a murder case with two suspects where both suspects blamed each other for the killings and no one got sentenced for murder
These are my favorite episodes. No tacked on awful guests, just four or five creative guys just coming up with insane scenarios. great stuff. also, johnny utah was very funny, and seemed.... Joyful?
whats this? my pants. ITS EXTENDING
Yes! Another episode!
Which Johnny Utah animation says "Show Me What You Got"?
Alun Haden you still lookin
Finally an episode with Jeff and not Zach the Rat
SO HYPE SEASON 2
For the panda thing that's not always true, sometimes pandas give birth while they're asleep and wake up to see a strange child and they kill it
I personally think orange juice tastes horrid
@@strange4414 honestly i agree
A lot of roller coaster enthusiasts actually prefer wooden coasters to steel ones.
1 time my dad and his friend went to their philipino friends house and it was real dark but there was food on table and dads friend just started digging in and he was like o man this is radical u gotta try some but dad Knew Better and declined so guy was totally digging the Sweet Meats he ate until a car lights passed thru the house and he saw he was eating from a barbecued dog that was splayed out on the table while he enjoyed it v much he still threw up and everyone laughed and that was the best summer ever
Timestamps for me
23:58
26:03
1:02:47
Mick: Japan is like China, too
Me: Japan is, like, China II
just made my week better
These boys are just treasures. Even Jeff
You Guys made this video just in time. I had nothing to do all day XD
I'm so relieved to hear that someone else thinks Jim Carrey made a great riddler.
Cory's impression of Peewee Herman just sounds like Zach to me.
1:00:38 is the best description of my attitude towards tax season.
P.S. That should be a GTA radio ad.
What is the name of the song they use in it its driving me insane, i have been scouring the internet not knowing what to google
Hey the Beast roller coaster at King's Island is fucking legit.
Peewee's Herman is the funniest mistake I've ever heard in my life.
Batman & Robin is the best batman movie. Its actually fun to watch
1:00:35 BEST FUCKING RADIO AD EVER
I loved short circuit
does anyone know the song that plays in the background at 1:01:04?
Simpsons theme remix
Corey comes from some lovecraftian nightmare town
2:45 is that.... a DBZ sound clip they use in the background?
the tax commercial was fucking funny. the music and guns made it.
31:48 oh yes, hahaha, Ireland
Dude , that gazelle never coming back
best podcast
I'm glad I'm not the only one who plays "(Your name) The Hedgehog"
We need that Cooking Show , like now.
"Gooooood one! thas was a funny joooke!" hahahaah
The only podcast where Corey is actually funny
sonic (water) levels are shit, but Hydrocity act 2 has my favorite sonic song. it's starts out kinda dorky, then it gets into this sick riff, then it get into an even better riff and at that point I was just blown away. chemical plant zone is good too
The current US education system is at a point where they DO teach you to write checks, manage your own finances, controls stocks, pay taxes, and just understand some of the essential needs to be an adult. It's usually a class called Business Math or something, but you also have health classes which are slowly changing into more orientated towards your personal well being AFTER school.
x doubt
+Orwellian Nightmare can confirm, took one of these courses my junior year.
Most of that stuff is common sense though.
Of course, these are grown men that need to count with their fingers, so I guess I'm not surprised.
Taxes are not easy lml
Did Jeff ever learn that somebody literally did get decapitated by a roller-coaster?
Something awesome about my home town?
Tucson, Arizona, the Chimichanga was invented here at a place that is still open.
You're welcome, Deadpool fans.
My sister went to school in Tucson. It is the most flat, boring town I've ever been to
If you go to the downtown district, its actually a really fun energetic place to enjoy with a lot of unique bars and shops and places to eat. It's no new york, for sure, but if you know the spots, it can be a pretty cool place to live. Enjoying the outdoors doesnt hurt either haha.
what roller coaster was mick(/chris? cant remember) talking about?
Cu chulann in tayto park
Wow you guys are actually trying with the podcast now. Good work
It's not the same without stamper...
sadly true
+asdasdas asdasdsad (Addicted to Welfare) R.I.P. In peace.
Hey, as long as Zach's around we're fine!
+asdasdas asdasdsad (Addicted to Welfare) He's still around. Check out Ricepirates gaming channel to hear he's beautiful voice
+asdasdas asdasdsad (Addicted to Welfare) Yeah we get it, it sucks that Stamper is gone. But move on I mean Jesus there is nothing we can do just enjoy what we have. I hate seeing this exact comment on every new sleepycabin post/video
I think the villains in Gotham are portrayed better than the movies except for the Joker. Penguin and the Riddler are genius in it.
I would like to meet you guys and educate you guys about dinosaurs and other animals.
Great fawkin episode
25:55 This is good
In the seventies, a dude killed another guy's family with a crossbow. That's it, though.
I love you guys