I actually do have cold resistance. I was born with a very infrequent nerve system. I am also not quite able to feel pain unless its a cut bellow my skin. The fact that i can’t get much response from my skin to my receptors it acts like an immunity for me. So yeah it may sound absurd but we do live in a soci...( aight sorry i had to )
You know what would also be very cool and awesome? Sugar resistance. Now what's that? The best i could describe it is that anyone who has sugar resistance can consume an enormous amount of sugary foods and drinks and never get diabetes, hyperglycemia and all sugar related diseases and conditions. You could also be immune to cavities, tooth decay, toothaches and other problems caused by sugar on your teeth that anyone would normally get from sugar. You still have healthy, strong white teeth still. So there.
There is actually an alternative view where humans could have this to cope with the increased food supply or evolved to be significantly resistant to tempting to eat sugar.
Teacher: Today is your math test, start writing the test. But you're not allowed to use a calculator. Me: Of course not, why would I need to use a calculator when I have human calculator? Lol
Actually alcohol immunity would suck. Imagine sitting at a party, spending £200 on alcohol just to get tipsy while all your friends are already mortal and having fun. You sit there thinking "they look like idiots" because you aren't drunk enough to join them. You would get jealous of people who can get tipsy off one glass of wine.
@@fenfan4777 Unfortunately that's not how it works. Instead of being immune, it's like a huge resistance. (I haven't looked anything up, if you want to feel free to tell me the truth and I will leave my comments so all may know how stupid I am. XD) This means to drink as much as would kill a normal person, it wouldn't kill you but make you tipsy. It's to do with how fast your liver filters things I believe.
a lot of people dont realize, most if not all of these are genetic mutations, which are always bad. these are just some side effects from missing, or extra DNA. like the unbreakable bones one. it sounds amazing, but has a horrible side effect of early-onset osteoporosis
Learning that John Michael Osbourne had alcohol immunity actually made sense, from reading his stories and his autobiography I kinda didn't believe that he could drink so much. Although calling him a pop star is preposterous as he's one of the founders of Heavy Metal and would consider himself a Jazzy Metal Rocker.
@@DrBright5558 I don't eat aluminum. I can get shot by electric cable. Once I get shot by electrician 855w. In my life I get shot by electrician 9 times.
Yes. This is possible, unlike for human genetic mutations, where one cant have cyclopia and green eyes at the same time, or when someone cant be left handed or dual handed at the same time.
Chance of having all powers: 1 in 3.03699 times 10 to the 180th power! This calculation does not include the weaker versions of superpowers like above 129 iq, photographic memory, or short sleep.
I actually have one that isn't on your list. I was getting an eyesight evaluation for my CDL and my eye doctor discovered that my eye sight range is actually higher than average. Actually the story was kinda funny because it was just a normal evaluation until I kept stepping back to test HOW far my sight range REALLY was. Eventually I was out in the front of the lobby reading off letters. My buddies in training used to call me eagle eyes. Honestly I've always suspected it because I can read stuff from across the room with no problem. I also do the same thing with billboards.
Sleep is a naturally recurring state of mind and body, characterized by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity, reduced muscle activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles during rapid eye movement (REM) sleep,[1] and reduced interactions with surroundings.[2] It is distinguished from wakefulness by a decreased ability to react to stimuli, but more reactive than a coma or disorders of consciousness, with sleep displaying very different and active brain patterns. Sleep occurs in repeating periods, in which the body alternates between two distinct modes: REM sleep and non-REM sleep. Although REM stands for "rapid eye movement", this mode of sleep has many other aspects, including virtual paralysis of the body. A well-known feature of sleep is the dream, an experience typically recounted in narrative form, which resembles waking life while in progress, but which usually can later be distinguished as fantasy. During sleep, most of the body's systems are in an anabolic state, helping to restore the immune, nervous, skeletal, and muscular systems; these are vital processes that maintain mood, memory, and cognitive function, and play a large role in the function of the endocrine and immune systems.[3] The internal circadian clock promotes sleep daily at night. The diverse purposes and mechanisms of sleep are the subject of substantial ongoing research.[4] Sleep is a highly conserved behavior across animal evolution.[5] Humans may suffer from various sleep disorders, including dyssomnias such as insomnia, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, and sleep apnea; parasomnias such as sleepwalking and Rapid eye movement sleep behavior disorder; bruxism; and circadian rhythm sleep disorders. The advent of artificial light has substantially altered sleep timing in industrialized countries.[6]
It`s probably a joke, but i don`t even think so many people have yet existed. I think the number of humans that ever existed is closer to 7 Quintillion(10/30). So in that way that person still doesn`t exist.
The music makes it 20x more creepier What I have (most common to rarest): Above 129 IQ (150) Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD, it’s not on here though, it’s on a different video 😢) Dual Handed Super vision Above 144 IQ (150) Photographic Memory (im 22 ok) HIV/AIDS Immunity (my dad had this) Joint Dislocation Super Tasters Human Calculator (only with the math 😂) Music Prodigy Art Prodigy Low Oxygen Resistance (my mom had this) Super Speed (around 23.5 mph) Perfect Memory (goes back to 2005) Super Vocal Range (up to octave 6) And uhh that’s about it Disclaimer: if you have any of these,like the comment and I’ll donate $20 to cancer charities worldwide per 10 likes (not begging)
@@guntugakgun1924 i have all but 4 of them. 2 others I'm not sure of, 1 other I'm fairly certain I have, but have yet to confirm 100% certainty. but other than those 7, i have confirmed i have all of the rest of them. the resistances i have all of, including pain resistance and dense bones. the fire resistance is the one I'm fairly certain of, but have not entirely confirmed 100% certainty.
Funny but it wouldbe been better if you said Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test Human calculator: exists Teacher: *so you have chosen death* Edit: the most likes i ever had, thx for 10
@@life_is_a_myth Nah, it is more of a cultural thing. Germans drink beer, French drink vine, Irish drink whiskey, Russians drink vodka. And it is not only Russians, but Polish, Ukrainian etc.
I might have the alcohol immunity power. Have had alcohol in amounts that would have killed most people many times. When its over 3-4 BAC.. some people pass out, puke etc with 2 BAC. I get just get more crazy and energized. 2 and 4 BAC is about the same. Highest ive been was about 7 BAC. Im careful now after that event tho, as its not good. But yes many Russians drink extreme amounts almost daily so i guess its more common some places maybe.
@@centauria9122 dual handed means u use ur two hands almost all the time and, uhh you dont feel the annoyance of using left hand. So your right handed, probably
@@snorka1029 i remember getting electrocuted twice by a powerboard when i was younger, at first i thought it hurt because naturally it pinches you but then i realized it wasn't so bad and wanted more
“sleep deprivation immunity” me: ahah i wish i had that also me: stays up until 5 am and has to wake up at 6 am and that’s probably the reason i have sleep deprivation
@@knightsauce3746 oh only if you read correctly kid, the other said *imagine you have all of this but The last one not* btw it's not copied if they imagine that they have all decease, that's common then
Well, Even if you have pain immunity, The taser will still have effects on your body and some parts of your nervous system. (Correct me if i’m wrong btw)
@@dragundev Little wrong...i saw a vid of a policeman tasing himself on his forearm while talking normally ,he was normal he said human can just ignore the effect of taser with a strong enough will....in electrobooms vid, have said that the way they show tasing in movie: is wrong...he said as soon as the shock is withdrawn u will be normal unless the voltage was very high! which is not the case with tasers...in reality taser doesnot stop Electrocuting u until u stop it
Dude you make cry. I've been feeling like useless trash because I can't stop comparing myself to others and then this video tells me I'm special. Thank you.
“The average person needs 7-9 hours of sleep” Schools: “Three, take it or leave it” Universities: “By the time I’m done, that number goes down to zero”
My power is a 1 acre purple aura that makes the weeds unstoppable like that one scene in MLPEG legends of everfree where some girl makes a giant brambles grow around everyone. I’ve only seen that one clip and it is an accurate way to represent my powers in cartoon form and the clip is available on TH-cam
![[Sub Thai] APT. - ROSÉ & Bruno Mars](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bYjhzP8x_uc/mqdefault.jpg)
1 in 14 quintillion: being able to find the lost nerf dart
oh shit
My dad and my nerf dart have a lot in common
@@jessearviso2188 bruh
RiotRebirth that is called X-ray hax
That's a mom's power.
She won't give you the dart back tho.
They hit us with the “YOU” again
It’s like the 3rd time in a row now
It's so lame and predictable lol
You are the only one amongst 7 billion
Everyone is the only one amongst 7 billion
Yeah team rocket blasts again..
Yeah it’s pretty lame and boring 😒
"Poison, freeze, heat resistance..."
What is this, real life RPG or something?
Ryo N Kind of?
I have caught a poison and a freeze resistant, but I have not caught em all.
I actually do have cold resistance. I was born with a very infrequent nerve system. I am also not quite able to feel pain unless its a cut bellow my skin. The fact that i can’t get much response from my skin to my receptors it acts like an immunity for me. So yeah it may sound absurd but we do live in a soci...( aight sorry i had to )
Hmm interesting
I dual handed yay
The little confidence booster at the end was awesome 😊
Real comment 👍
I like how they add 'me' at the end just to make up about being disappointed that I have none of these
R/meirl
They actually do that on every video lol
😂
Fuck you!!
Luger 9 you too, just cause I have none of these doesn’t mean you get the right to say that about me or anyone.
Sleep Deprivation Immunity
Teenagers: I gotta get one of those.
all teenagers have that lol
Delete Youkai hello fellow 2hu
@@iflippedyourtable3886 SEIJA!!!
@@iflippedyourtable3886 hello Seija :3
Nubplayz You kidding me those people are functioning on half brainpower
Super Tasters: *Earns any information just by tasting*
Shaggy and Scooby: *PATHETIC*
xd
IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
What if you eat a girls pussy and instantly gain the vaginal knowledge
@@UrienOld wtf
"Are you challenging me?"
You know what would also be very cool and awesome? Sugar resistance. Now what's that? The best i could describe it is that anyone who has sugar resistance can consume an enormous amount of sugary foods and drinks and never get diabetes, hyperglycemia and all sugar related diseases and conditions. You could also be immune to cavities, tooth decay, toothaches and other problems caused by sugar on your teeth that anyone would normally get from sugar. You still have healthy, strong white teeth still. So there.
That would be a double blessing, as increasing amounts of sugar intake will cause you to have massive amounts of hyper-energy.
thats sorta how fast metabolism works
Thats called diabetes my friend
There is actually an alternative view where humans could have this to cope with the increased food supply or evolved to be significantly resistant to tempting to eat sugar.
@@redsea1234 Really?
Parents: why don’t you play with the neighbours kid?
The neighbours kid:
So true tho
Some would be kinda sick ngl
😭 Why is the neighbor's kid always crazy as hell??
Shut this meme down
The neighbors kid: YOU
Someone: Has pain immunity
Legos: *Heavy Breathing*
I certainly am not pain immune, but for some reason it doesn't hurt when I step on legos???
G
@BFBTimeBoi hi wanna become friends
@@ahmetmagara8236 no kid.
jk
@@iamwill1088 wut
“Freeze Resistance”: 1/420,000,000
FALSE. Every Russian man, woman, and child has this superpower.
All Polish people too. We don't even know what "freeze" means! xD
CO POWIEDZIAŁEŚ?
(Im Polish). I WILL FREEEEEZE YOU.
Oh ok
Milosaking. Polacy łączmy się
Spoko :-)
Fajnie wiedzieć, że jakiś polak jeszcze jest na zagranicznych kanałach.
Polski YT to trochę noo...
Teacher: Today is your math test, start writing the test. But you're not allowed to use a calculator.
Me: Of course not, why would I need to use a calculator when I have human calculator?
Lol
shit wasnt funny plz delete
Everyone: "Hey, i want to be super strong and super fast"
Me: "Alcohol Immunity, eah!"
Actually alcohol immunity would suck. Imagine sitting at a party, spending £200 on alcohol just to get tipsy while all your friends are already mortal and having fun. You sit there thinking "they look like idiots" because you aren't drunk enough to join them. You would get jealous of people who can get tipsy off one glass of wine.
@@The_True_Dark_King I think you would still feel the same way, you just wouldnt die from a dose that would kill others
Bruh why I gotta be pain immunity I cant fell when I bleed sonic will get a fluke and die :( anyone know a cure
No auto brewery syndrome is better
@@fenfan4777 Unfortunately that's not how it works. Instead of being immune, it's like a huge resistance. (I haven't looked anything up, if you want to feel free to tell me the truth and I will leave my comments so all may know how stupid I am. XD) This means to drink as much as would kill a normal person, it wouldn't kill you but make you tipsy. It's to do with how fast your liver filters things I believe.
Alcohol immunity: 1 in 1 000 000 000
Slavic people: hold my tracksuit
*IIIIS BORIS*
th-cam.com/video/4_Llb27ANyA/w-d-xo.html i got it on video superpower mutations
Hold my adidas
@@kabusthepotato9572 yes
Hold my Rasputin fan fiction
They pulled the old “YOU” trick again
Yeah I hate that
God almost all vids he or she does at the end the say you which nice but old and now annoying
They're trying to make people feel better about themselves, don't have to hate on them when they just wanna make someone's day.
@@DJ-rf9yq me too
It was a joke didn’t mean to be mean
Thanks my guy, the ending was wholesome All the time.
I think by this point the “you” ending counts as a running gag
a pretty bad one, but still a gag
Maybe this is just me but the 7 billion kinda annoys me. We're at 7.76 billion now, just round to 8 billion. ( i know it doesn't really matter )
UmpteenthReason I actually cried when I saw 144 IQ and above.
I HAVE 143 IQ
...3 replies?
S A Y N O T O D R U G S
@@horus3416 I have -234 IQ, try to beat that.
Fire Resistance: Exist
Minecraft Steve: Are you challenging me
Yes
I Don't Mine
Terraria players
Are you challenging me?
I understanded the joke but Steve needs to drink a potion to gain those powers.
Well atleast steve has super strength.
@@RodriHermo no, you don't?
R/whooosh
Person: * can’t feel pain*
Internal bleeding: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Not feeling pain is a bad decease because you can't feel when your you break a bone or having a heart problem.
Dreamtale Kat also you can’t feel when you have to shit
@@arpodyssey7913 no way really? hdyk :o
Actually you can’t feel internal bleeding anyway. Yes I know this was a joke but it makes no sense.
@@arpodyssey7913 now that a serious problem
a lot of people dont realize, most if not all of these are genetic mutations, which are always bad. these are just some side effects from missing, or extra DNA. like the unbreakable bones one. it sounds amazing, but has a horrible side effect of early-onset osteoporosis
What's osterporosis
IQ 178 above What is its side effect
@@conciousness_7 I don’t think that’s genetics so maybe getting bullied at a school
@@whyops medical condition where ur bones become weak and fragile
@@conciousness_7 highly intelligent people tend to have a grim perspective of life and being misunderstood
Video: YOU are the only person that can control your own life.
Kim Jung Un: *Wait, that’s illegal*
Or if you're married
@@nintendocore1037 even if you are married you can control your life
@@sillysamn because they can. You don't control their actions.
@@sillysamn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He's funny I guess
I'm on season 2 btw so please don't spoil lol
@@sillysamn because he wants to
Me: who is this YOU guy? I want to talk to him
YOU: * Looks down from throne*
Woah Bros omg couldn’t breathe for a second 🤣
YOU is yourself. YOU are who you are.
AJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAAJAJJAJAJAJ
Matilda Ngallo Ah wow truly quite marvelous, I wonder. It’s a joke.
@@song49877 r/whooosh
Judge - You will be sentenced to the electric chair.
Electrical Immunity human - laughs
Judge: if so then ok
Shoot him!!
Judge: Then sentence him to be poisoned to death with injection
Guy is also poison immune: laughs even more
@@bamfingerguns2754 judge: then shoot him
The guy is aslo immune to pain: laugh even more and more
@@QuangBui-tx9on dude they still die
@@asifishan1221 just have every immunity possible with unbreakable bones
Learning that John Michael Osbourne had alcohol immunity actually made sense, from reading his stories and his autobiography I kinda didn't believe that he could drink so much.
Although calling him a pop star is preposterous as he's one of the founders of Heavy Metal and would consider himself a Jazzy Metal Rocker.
I have Electric Resistance.
Isnt alcohol immunity basically just hyper metabolism
@@easysty2896 eat a live aluminum smelter cable
@@DrBright5558 I don't eat aluminum. I can get shot by electric cable. Once I get shot by electrician 855w. In my life I get shot by electrician 9 times.
Poison resistance, freeze resistance, stuff: very rare
Steve: *pathetic*
@Gamer Ruffout Steve mama.
Saturn7896 oh ok
Gamer Ruffout ah, yes, a specimen that has never scraped the atmosphere of *M I N E C R A F T*
@Gamer Ruffout Bruh MINECRAFT
@Gamer Ruffout Stevie Wonder
I never got to choose these while making my character wtf
Nah thats because of reality update 2.20 where you cant select these anymore or do 2.19 memes
Wait...I got the 2.18.4 update....
Same
they leaked it so you can do it in the 70s
People with these character mods hacked the character creator to add custom effects.
Sleep deprivation immunity
Schools: every child is special, y'all got one of these
This is true af
r/memes
Our pre school teachers dont call us special unless we have a condition >:(
I am human calculator
Babita Deka oh cool my birthday is on June 8 can you tell me how many days left until my birthday
Someday, some year, a child will be born with every positive ability in this list and be insanely powerful.
Yes. This is possible, unlike for human genetic mutations, where one cant have cyclopia and green eyes at the same time, or when someone cant be left handed or dual handed at the same time.
then he'll be dead by foreign time travelers
Chance of having all powers: 1 in 3.03699 times 10 to the 180th power! This calculation does not include the weaker versions of superpowers like above 129 iq, photographic memory, or short sleep.
@@markimbing8018 We will all die before the human population reaches the hundred-billions. A person will never have all of these powers.
Probability of car crashing : 50%
Me : wont happen to me...
Prbability of getting superpowers : 0.09%
Me : I mean... You never know...
Right. I mean there still is a chance. Lol
Pretty much we dont.
Wanna Sprite Cranberry?
The only superpower you have a chance of getting us poison immunity but you have to get manuly sadly but let's be real who is going to poison you
What are you doing here sprite
Reigarw: 1 in 70000000 people can sleep only 4 hours to fell rested
School: What? Everyone has this power
Well... not the well rest part...
Ur icon blurs upon movement
Speak for yourself. I feel like a Zombie without at least 7 hours of sleep. Especially on a school day!
Welp guess im special in something atlest
I think I might have 2,3,4,5,6hours of sleep every day and I feel real powered up and I don’t ever sleep in the days
Having no gf for a decade
Me: Female Resistance
Well maybe dont sit in your moms basement all day and stop playing overwatch (weeb game) and go outside zoomer
@@mike.mentzers_top_guy ok boomer
@@mike.mentzers_top_guy boomer, get lost
@@mike.mentzers_top_guy (weeb game), btw
Haha, now wait for another decade to prove your resistance.
I actually have one that isn't on your list. I was getting an eyesight evaluation for my CDL and my eye doctor discovered that my eye sight range is actually higher than average.
Actually the story was kinda funny because it was just a normal evaluation until I kept stepping back to test HOW far my sight range REALLY was. Eventually I was out in the front of the lobby reading off letters. My buddies in training used to call me eagle eyes. Honestly I've always suspected it because I can read stuff from across the room with no problem. I also do the same thing with billboards.
wow
NASA can save a lot of money with You. 😃
I am the complete opposite, I can barely read something 50 centimeters in front of me with a normal sized font.
@@dtikvxcdgjbv7975 the trucking industry uses me instead. 🤣
@@Shin-mu7yc 🤣 is being nearly blind a superpower. 🤣
Okay but the “YOU” parts are hella positive/wholesome
Ooh deltarune
More motivation then the videos they show at school
Yup me rare sleeping all days eating playing at least i am fit
I agree. Very positive and wholesome.
"People with this mutation can sleep 4-6 hours a day."
School: I dont know what sleep is
Sleep is a naturally recurring state of mind and body, characterized by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity, reduced muscle activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles during rapid eye movement (REM) sleep,[1] and reduced interactions with surroundings.[2] It is distinguished from wakefulness by a decreased ability to react to stimuli, but more reactive than a coma or disorders of consciousness, with sleep displaying very different and active brain patterns.
Sleep occurs in repeating periods, in which the body alternates between two distinct modes: REM sleep and non-REM sleep. Although REM stands for "rapid eye movement", this mode of sleep has many other aspects, including virtual paralysis of the body. A well-known feature of sleep is the dream, an experience typically recounted in narrative form, which resembles waking life while in progress, but which usually can later be distinguished as fantasy. During sleep, most of the body's systems are in an anabolic state, helping to restore the immune, nervous, skeletal, and muscular systems; these are vital processes that maintain mood, memory, and cognitive function, and play a large role in the function of the endocrine and immune systems.[3] The internal circadian clock promotes sleep daily at night. The diverse purposes and mechanisms of sleep are the subject of substantial ongoing research.[4] Sleep is a highly conserved behavior across animal evolution.[5]
Humans may suffer from various sleep disorders, including dyssomnias such as insomnia, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, and sleep apnea; parasomnias such as sleepwalking and Rapid eye movement sleep behavior disorder; bruxism; and circadian rhythm sleep disorders. The advent of artificial light has substantially altered sleep timing in industrialized countries.[6]
@@mariafe7050 wow you just directly copied it from Wikipedia huh
@Softie Her explaining what sleep is also part of the joke
@Softie well you didn t get his joke
I slept 4 hours for about 2 times, but I dont think it makes me one of those people
“Imagine laughing while being tortured”
Hardcore masochists:
Deku Midoriya me
Sounds like JOKER
yay a my hero academia fan
Me
Ew a MHA fan
... and man that disclaimer was a good idea because now you have just hit the 11 million views !
"Average person needs 7-9 hours of Sleep"
School: nah, three is enough
Two. Take it or leave it.
Boots Jew shut up
Excuse me, what is sleep?
@Boots Jew still wonders why both dad and mum left...
lets stay with 2
« An average person needs 7 to 9 hours of sleep »
School : *3 take it or leave it*
"There's three, actually."
Short sleepers: _laugh in superhumans_
@HD PLAST r/woooosh
This is legit about how much sleep I get on a school night, not even kidding.
@HD PLAST its a subreddit on an app called Reddit. People use it for telling stories and showing pictures of people who didn't get a joke.
"only you can control yourself"
My mom: we don't do that here
"Well i fooking do"
Tom shelby
😂😂
ye, same :(
**le cry**
I can control my self my parents just puppeteer my actions
My mom too
I needed that thank you
Reigarw: You-the only person that can control your own life.
North Korean Government: Yes
Copied
@@bonedxddy no u
@@rotatingdiscohorsehead3143 no u no u
Me super nuts protection 1 to 10000000000000000000 chance ur balls don't feel pain that much
it’s ok they don’t have internet in north korea
Parent: "don't go outside without supervision"
Kid with super vision: *yes*
DAMN
200 IQ joke
With Gene editing.... Soon
L0nelyqvrl We found the 1 in 10,000,000 prodigy
Lol 😂😂👍
Someone : **has Pain Immunity**
Legos : Allow us to introduce ourselves
I feel pain but i laugth every time
Legos being painful is hella overrated. Y’all are just some pussies
@@kujojotaro4579 me too xD
That guy: laughs while being tortured
It means bufning your hand without feeling anything even if it melt
Ok no but seriously the end made me smile. I needed that
Short sleeper frequency: All of students in final exam weeks
I am one naturraly 5 am where are the birds
Imma be honest that's me
@@chickeninabox same I sleep at 10pm and woke up at 5
Hello Pickle Rick
isn't that 7?
You: Being the only person able to control your life
My Parents: Oh, I don't think so
Wtf is your profile picture lmao
it do be like that
Pikachu has a di-
Your profile picture makes me wanna bleach my eyes
Poor u :(
"YOU, the only person that can control your life."
Chronic Illness: You sure about that?
My Uncle: Are you sure about that? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My mental illnesses: do you wanna bet?
@Boots Jew white people that want to hurt you and your whole existence: u sure fam?
Thats also why it's only 7,700,000,000 instead of 7,700,000,000
school: yea...... right....
me :has sleep deprivation immunity *wakes up at 4:10 in the morning and feels refreshed*
"An average person requires 7 to 9 hours of sleep."
Schools: You dare oppose me mortal.
🤣🤣😂😂😂
My brain: FIGHT ME MY OWNER IS A NIGHT OWL THAT NEVER SLEEPS
There are 666 likes on this comment plz dont break it
@@Rio-kb9qe too late
Dat funnay
"1 in 20 people are short sleepers"
high school students: are we a joke to you?
Also college students bruh
Also there is no one with super speed
@@alop56 We don't know that. Maybe they're not yet discovered. 🤷🏻
@@alop56 What about Usain Bolt he ran the 100m in 9 second and the caption said "anyone who can run/break the 100m under 10s".
But I dont even sleep
Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test
Human calculator: *exists*
Teacher: so you have chosen death.
Battlefront 2 fan?
FHSxToZ-YT shut up nerd
No it means it means you can say answers faster than calculators
@@KicksPregnantWomen why don't you
Power to check my playlist:
1 in 3B
Power to click on the link
th-cam.com/video/kx5TWKPE5sU/w-d-xo.html
1 in 7B
Prove yourself now.
Me as short sleeper: 6 hours of sleep? OH FUCK *runs an entire mile to school*
1 in 45 quintillion: *being able to know who is walking in the hallway by memorizing their step pattern*
Danayyy Toph from Avatar lol
I think FNaF 4 players have that power
I memorized my family walk pattern and the way they cough :D
@@peterklein1347 and every Kung Fu Masters in Movies
I memorized my family step pattern
Teachers: no calculator in the test
Human calculator: gets out of the class
Ahahaha
The class 😐😑😐
"No calculator"
Human calctuor is still allowed. Teacher said no ( real calc)
Meaning the eletronics calctutour is not allowed
Rarest Mutations Last Mutation: *YOU*
Me: of course I got rejected without asking her out *HA*
how
?
It's not that rare :')
At the end of the thing that made my day thanks man😊
After seeing this:
That one kid:
oMg i hAvE eLeCtrIc rEsIStAnCe
Exactly
Oi lil kid try sticking a fork in the outlet if you really have "eLeCtrIc rEsIStAnCe"
@@blackdemon1077 Damn XD
@@1P0WER1 Oop
Impossible... Everyone dies in electrical.
"Peoples with this mutation can sleep 4-6 hours and awake normally"
Gamers: These are pathetic numbers
💀💀 bruh
I can sleep for just 1-3 hours
Schools: allow us to introduce ourselves
I have the first abilities (Short Sleeper (1/20))
@lewdmeat Ok now we're going into some serious shit
1 in 15 septillion: can guess what their girlfriend wants to eat
True lmao
I need to have that girlfriend first tho
Okay I know you’re joking. Those people don’t exist.
600 IQ
It`s probably a joke, but i don`t even think so many people have yet existed.
I think the number of humans that ever existed is closer to 7 Quintillion(10/30).
So in that way that person still doesn`t exist.
The music makes it 20x more creepier
What I have (most common to rarest):
Above 129 IQ (150)
Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD, it’s not on here though, it’s on a different video 😢)
Dual Handed
Super vision
Above 144 IQ (150)
Photographic Memory (im 22 ok)
HIV/AIDS Immunity (my dad had this)
Joint Dislocation
Super Tasters
Human Calculator (only with the math 😂)
Music Prodigy
Art Prodigy
Low Oxygen Resistance (my mom had this)
Super Speed (around 23.5 mph)
Perfect Memory (goes back to 2005)
Super Vocal Range (up to octave 6)
And uhh that’s about it
Disclaimer: if you have any of these,like the comment and I’ll donate $20 to cancer charities worldwide per 10 likes (not begging)
Complete BS, stop lying to yourself kiddo
"Heat Resistance" "Freeze Resistance" "Poison and Electric Resistance" are we live in Skyrim or what?
PHAHAHAHAHAHAG
Are wE lIvE iN
Imagine having all of them.
Alcholo
@@guntugakgun1924 i have all but 4 of them. 2 others I'm not sure of, 1 other I'm fairly certain I have, but have yet to confirm 100% certainty. but other than those 7, i have confirmed i have all of the rest of them.
the resistances i have all of, including pain resistance and dense bones. the fire resistance is the one I'm fairly certain of, but have not entirely confirmed 100% certainty.
Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test.
Human calculators: suicide
Dark. I like it.
@yvxc_. yesss me to hahaha
Funny but it wouldbe been better if you said
Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test
Human calculator: exists
Teacher: *so you have chosen death*
Edit: the most likes i ever had, thx for 10
Pretty good but this would be better ( not taking credit)
Human calculators: FREE!
just walk out the door
Most rare mutation "you"
My clone watching this: Say sike right now.
Say sike right now.
They called him a madman...
there's a very rare possibility that ur clone watches this TH-cam channel
Salt
My clone: laughing with scientific sounds
Now Imagine all of these rolled up into one Single Human Being.
“YOU! the only person that can control hour own life”
the government and market: allow us to introduce ourselves
Father: Prepare for trouble-
Mother: And make it double!
Well can they control yourself, you follow them but you can also not follow
Strutting Fracker likes Crackers you copied that from Pokémon 😂 lol
It’s the quote from team rocket
Future children: to protect the world from ever waking
I have my own life control and freeze resistange
And short sleeper
Alcohol immunity: *exists*
Russians: I'll take your entire stock
You seem to forget about the irish
@@eggistopia9013 Germans, French, or probably Europeans in general.
@@life_is_a_myth Nah, it is more of a cultural thing. Germans drink beer, French drink vine, Irish drink whiskey, Russians drink vodka. And it is not only Russians, but Polish, Ukrainian etc.
@@penev.p still Europeans do consume a lot of alcohol.
Coronavirus: I am going to end this people's whole cerrer
Video: 1 in 1,000,000,000 chance of Alcoh-
Russians who use vodka in their cereal: Imma stop you right there.
Кто-то сказал:„Русские"?!
I might have the alcohol immunity power. Have had alcohol in amounts that would have killed most people many times. When its over 3-4 BAC.. some people pass out, puke etc with 2 BAC. I get just get more crazy and energized. 2 and 4 BAC is about the same. Highest ive been was about 7 BAC. Im careful now after that event tho, as its not good. But yes many Russians drink extreme amounts almost daily so i guess its more common some places maybe.
Nord: Valhalla!
@@Gersemi_Trader woah
*1 in 1 000 000 000 not 1 in 1 000 000 😉
0:11
So i'm a super hero with the power of being dual handed
Cool.
"Imagine laughing when being tortured" - Oh, sweetheart...That's called tickling.
copied
The punisher
@@a4dtesseract408 Nah
That make a lot of sense
Oh heck ur right
People: are you left handed or right handed?
The Dual handed kid: *_Y E S_*
I am dual handed.
I'm also dual handed, just that I tend to use my right hand more than my left, but can write with both hands.
@@centauria9122 dual handed means u use ur two hands almost all the time and, uhh you dont feel the annoyance of using left hand. So your right handed, probably
I will be dual handed
@@halloffame4877 With training or without training?
What if there are more people with super-resistance, but they don’t even know it because they refuse to put themselves in danger?
^
yeah like people might have alcohol or electricity resistance etc. but they might've never been in contact with electricity or had alcohol
@@snorka1029 i remember getting electrocuted twice by a powerboard when i was younger, at first i thought it hurt because naturally it pinches you but then i realized it wasn't so bad and wanted more
@@dewaynebass9215 how did you find out then
@@falcongamer58 One word: Dogs
Me sleeping for 4 hours:🗿
YOU
The only person that can control your own life
School: Yes, but actually no
Т_Т
That's just the government in general
@Boots Jew we should just remove your unfunny ass from youtube
Leonard M I mean, you kind of don't want to die though. Plus that hasn't been since Vietnam since people have been drafted.
Parents:
You're Special, you're not like any other children.
Also Parents:
_You need to go to school to be normal like other children._
“sleep deprivation immunity”
me: ahah i wish i had that
also me: stays up until 5 am and has to wake up at 6 am and that’s probably the reason i have sleep deprivation
Same I’m always tired
i went about 4 years with getting only 3-6 hours of sleep every night without starting to feel sleepy.
@@pieterdegieter7081 im here too at half past 6 am while having not slept at all xd
Pieter Landuyt lol What country are you at I’m in Canada and it’s only 11 pm I think I lost Track of time
No you need to feel like you got enough rest
Imagine Someone have al this mutations. He'd be a demigod.
That be so fucking cool, like a person so lucky they were born at the perfect moment
And a simple bullet through the head would be enough to kill him
@@ADRENERGlC Depend on the bone density thing mixed with the elastic skin + the gigantism which will make the bones even thicker
@@ADRENERGlC what about 'unbreakable bone's'
@@shadelightss they aren't unbreakable just really hard
Short sleeper:-is on the list-
Every college student:"maybe I have superpowers"
Alcohol Immunity
Russians
*Let us introduce ourselves*
allow us to introduce ourselves
You better not be talking about the vodka, I drink.
Andre the giant would drink the entire Russian population under the table if he was still around
latin america exists too
In soviet russia vodka drinks you
Superpowers: YOU
"Don't do that. Don't give me hope."
I can feel pain 10x more than the average person. I am the ultimate sensor.
@@BraveLilToastylol😂🤣
@@BraveLilToasty i can feel it even if someone touched me im suuuper
@@BraveLilToasty _bruh_ I uave the opposite of cold and pain resistance XD
Walking super quiet
Imagine having all these “Super powers” at once.
Including you?
Copied
"Man of steel"
Copied? I didn’t copy.
@@knightsauce3746 oh only if you read correctly kid, the other said *imagine you have all of this but The last one not* btw it's not copied if they imagine that they have all decease, that's common then
im one of the very few with sleep deprivation immunity and its honestly not half bad
Me too
of course
I wish I had it, that'd be awesome lol
Me too
I often sleep for only 4-7 hours and it feels great
The world: ends
Devil: Welcome to Hell!
The 1 in 700M with Heat resistance:
Think Again.
God : hehehehehehe
Devil: then eat pain
Boy didn’t you read Dante’s inferno? Hell is cold as shit
@@Nightcaputy people with the 1 in 350m pain immunity: umm think agian and harder
The person who has Heat, Pain and Electric Resistance : What
*police uses taser on electric resistance person
Police: Is this taser broken or something?
*Tries it on himself
Or pain immunity
Well, Even if you have pain immunity, The taser will still have effects on your body and some parts of your nervous system. (Correct me if i’m wrong btw)
@@dragundev Little wrong...i saw a vid of a policeman tasing himself on his forearm while talking normally ,he was normal he said human can just ignore the effect of taser with a strong enough will....in electrobooms vid, have said that the way they show tasing in movie: is wrong...he said as soon as the shock is withdrawn u will be normal unless the voltage was very high! which is not the case with tasers...in reality taser doesnot stop Electrocuting u until u stop it
@@kingr.p.s_4203 Thank you for correcting me! That's quite fascinating. :D
This is the first time I had a good laugh at a comment. Hats off to you sir, that was excellent. Best comment I've seen in a while!
Ability to outpizza the Hut: unknown, never successfully achieved.
"Ability to outpizza the Hut"
*Impossible!*
Papa John: “The day of reckoning will come…”
Pizza hut is garbage
@@zsto144 Are those your last words?
That’s a Tuesday you filthy casual.
Dude you make cry. I've been feeling like useless trash because I can't stop comparing myself to others and then this video tells me I'm special. Thank you.
I'm better now and I really appreciate your kind words, thank you. That's very sweet of you. 💖
@@Trixbug69FR
I hope you're doing well, don't feel useless cause you're morale support to your family and friends
“The average person needs 7-9 hours of sleep”
Schools: “Three, take it or leave it”
Universities: “By the time I’m done, that number goes down to zero”
Nice copy bro its just 1:1 the same begging for likes nice
@@moritzbacker6892 hes not begging for likes tho
@@TheDefaultsSeriesFN he copied a comment with over 900 likes what is it if not trying to get likes haha
Should gene editing become widespread there is no doubt the working day would skyrocket with people only needing to sleep 4 hours
Schools:
we ride at dawn bitches
I have a superpower called "no matter how long I sleep for, im still tired"
Narcolepsy
Sloth
Chronic fatigue
Relateable
@@aeroslothy Finally, a fellow degenerate. Nice to meet you.
"Ah yes, how do we present a super-sized human?"
"DECAPITATE HIM"
the head : heh im a giant bowling ball
the others : OH GOD IM GONNA DIE
May we invite Gru?
So no head?
@@danyalfarkhan3289*Confusion*
“Imagine laughing while being tortured”
tickling: am I a joke to you?
"Only I can control myself"
Me: That's the worst part
I can relate
Would you like somebody else to control you then? Oh wait, they are already doing it to you :D
Dominik IKR?
Bruh
It ain’t the best advice if you go suicidal thoughts-
Poison resistance, freeze resistance, heat resistance and electric resistance all sound like some rpg games abilities.
@Dum Yus u sure?
Minecraft 😅
@@red_reaper1729 By banging his elbow on a wall
I have freeze resistance, I'm able to go out in winter weather in summer clothing and I'd be fine
@@Tbirder Everyone can do that.
My super power is having the ability to disappoint everyone around me by just simply doing nothing
This comment is such a disappointment 😐
or maybe its the fact that you poop on peoples cars.
Bruh same
Same
sad
Shoutout to the legendary uploader who went nick fury mode and searched for all these superheroes.
Fall damage Resistance: 0 out all.
Steve: *LAUGHS IN CREATIVE MODE*
Probably the unbreakable bond mautation
Just carry a bucket of water everywhere you go
Chell from portal...
Ah yes another minecrafter :D mine is broke, can’t enter the marketplace
Steve dodent have a superpower
*DUAL HANDED*
And he still found a way to add “You”.
that is a disability
@serh6n Yep.
such a positive guy i guess
Why do people hate that so much lmao
"Pain inmunity: imagine laughing while being tortured". It's me while seeing the questions at the final test.
Imagine catching fire and all of the sudden dying
When I get slapped because I get anxious at my house I laugh for some reason .-.
Imagine having all of them
Person with all of them: I am god
Not Rust but whoever does probably is
Well at least you can walk on legos.
Me going without any sleep for an entire day and all I suffer is a mild headache sometimes
I like how the last power is “you” and not “being you”
-Hey what’s your superpower?
-Me
Random guy:hey do you have any superpowers?
Me:Yeah my super power is you.
@@scapapoodlypaddledoo4847
Random Guy: smooth
Me.
My power is a 1 acre purple aura that makes the weeds unstoppable like that one scene in MLPEG legends of everfree where some girl makes a giant brambles grow around everyone. I’ve only seen that one clip and it is an accurate way to represent my powers in cartoon form and the clip is available on TH-cam
Wait, I don't get it...
"Ozzy Osborne, a pop star"
_something's wrong, I can feel it_
he said a pop star
@@904
Yes, he did, in fact, say pop star.
1 dont get it, I'm stupid, someone explain it to me plz
@@yeeuscleeus4055
On the alcohol resistance one, I think, it said that in the description
@@yeeuscleeus4055 Ah yes, you must be the rare one with 4 IQ.
You are the only one who can control your life
My dad: Imma end this whole man’s career
Shyla Minhas Yeah this comment is so true.
You can do anything IF YOU HAVE GOD
Yes especially in india
yea
Underrated
The 5 powers, fire , ice , electricity , poison, and ALCOHOL