WPE's guide to: Not making any sense, literally none at all.

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  • @TheSchultinator
    @TheSchultinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I'm not sure why, but the end with nothing but Dutch grumbling you can't even make out cracks me up so much

    • @TheKingofDarkMatter400
      @TheKingofDarkMatter400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup XD

    • @hedgehogshill3522
      @hedgehogshill3522 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The hardest part for me was all the talking and laughing cause i couldn't focus on it. 😂

    • @Setanta9089
      @Setanta9089 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a Dutch person I'm loving this kind of rep lmfao

  • @Carnax6969
    @Carnax6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I love it when Alex and Ellis mocked Jake for Taco, Nachos, and the cheese fridge whilst doing the posh accent.

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They... were mocking Cath

    • @kayBeeDoesStuff
      @kayBeeDoesStuff ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swordzanderson5352 why did Jake tell them to f*ck off then?

    • @wolfiethefurrygamer1908
      @wolfiethefurrygamer1908 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@swordzanderson5352it was Jonk Mocking Cath but then Alex and Ellis mocking Jonk because Jonk was mocking Cath

  • @djpvp9086
    @djpvp9086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Wpe is TOOOOOTAAALLLY the best role model to learning the english language

    • @legendarycipher921
      @legendarycipher921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Technically they are the best way to learn the English language. Cause you know how NOT to pronounce the words. 🤣

    • @shadowthehedgehog182
      @shadowthehedgehog182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Too bad you can't learn how to be rude In Dutch

    • @felixcyprus1667
      @felixcyprus1667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I leaned anglich by witching this chonnal

    • @lunatic756
      @lunatic756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shadowthehedgehog182 Oh don't worry, us belgians got you covered on that one.

    • @frostbitefox9632
      @frostbitefox9632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A wise man named once said
      "It's dripping with sarcasm"

  • @RecRealMaster
    @RecRealMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    11:00 I love it when he says "eyy, We build land on water" it's so out of context that its funny, and also its because hes grumbling

    • @nyorito5208
      @nyorito5208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      All alex wants to know is what is rude in dutch😂😂

    • @1337-Nathaniel
      @1337-Nathaniel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@nyorito5208 I'm Dutch and I had to look it up... Brutaal (brute-ahl) is rude, but it's not the right translation in this context.
      I would say gemeen (ge-main, hard G) is more apt. It translated to 'mean'.

    • @adampickett1139
      @adampickett1139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nyorito5208 maybe land bridges are considered rude?

    • @STRHRTD0LLHRTSTR
      @STRHRTD0LLHRTSTR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, he isnt wrong. A part of The Netherlands would be under water, if they didnt build land to stop the water from flooding about half the country

    • @theseamoon2180
      @theseamoon2180 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adampickett1139 I remember something about an Island that the dutch built Land all around it so much that it isn't an island anymore, maybe that's what they were talking about? still no idea how that relates to the question though

  • @Drone606
    @Drone606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Back a little before covid started up me and my dnd group did a sort of aladdin setting run but everything was opposite or twisted in a sense like the sultan was the bad guy and our ally on the inside was the Prince and the great sorcerer Jaclose, and id never considered others had probably thought of this joke too but anyways thanks for making me remember all that keep up the great work.

    • @infernowolf05
      @infernowolf05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All my DnD games make a certain group of ww2 era people look like the most friendly people you will meet

  • @obeliskthe
    @obeliskthe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    2:36
    Now i can´t stop thinking about Alex sitting in his room, huffing and puffing, while literally cranking one out and steam coming out of his ears xD

    • @RussellTeapot
      @RussellTeapot ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With the Thomas the Tank engine theme song in the background

  • @DJdoppIer
    @DJdoppIer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Revolt of Griv-a-Bruh" sounds like a scuffed DnD character name. *XD*

  • @akantiia
    @akantiia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Casually just gonna milk Delphine at the stables, you know? Maybe give her a bit of force ah ru 😂

    • @ZeroTheHeartlessKing
      @ZeroTheHeartlessKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bet there's a mod for it lol

    • @reinhartstrobl7033
      @reinhartstrobl7033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The onlyfans mod 😂

    • @yendrian44
      @yendrian44 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ZeroTheHeartlessKing I would search for it but I don't want that in my internet record lol

  • @sorinel-ch8cc
    @sorinel-ch8cc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This video has brought me to tears out of laughter, keep up the great work

  • @luishenriquefalconifilho2124
    @luishenriquefalconifilho2124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Goddamnit, I love watching your videos when I'm sick to help me feel better... but I have to hold my laughter, otherwise my asthma will destroy me and I'll cough my lungs out... the 'milk Delphine' part almost killed me for that

    • @ninobecirevic7135
      @ninobecirevic7135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Milking Delphine" would be on your gravestone.

    • @buddythewonderdog8065
      @buddythewonderdog8065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When I had COVID, the 'hoover the hamster' bit made me laugh so hard I had to take a painkiller.

  • @The_Gamer101
    @The_Gamer101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Some say the angry such noises can be heard to this day.

  • @jacoblansman8147
    @jacoblansman8147 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Therm-oh-meter"
    When I was in school, one of my classmates was asked to read a maths question and he read perimeter as "perry-meter". Cue laughing from everyone, including the teacher

  • @lukerowbotham7570
    @lukerowbotham7570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Next you guys need to put all of Alex’s accents and impersonations into one video, I’ve noticed he likes to pretend to be Scottish XD

    • @buddythewonderdog8065
      @buddythewonderdog8065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      His Trump impersonation is simultaneously horrible and perfect at the same time. I love it.

  • @daggers7765
    @daggers7765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    We need a compilation of Gabby's wheeze and/or her stories

    • @SNIPERjeffO_O
      @SNIPERjeffO_O 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sike h0e there is one

  • @starpokeheart664
    @starpokeheart664 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:54 raise your hand if you heard pango

  • @diooverheaven6561
    @diooverheaven6561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Milk Delphine" is more interesting when you know Polish word for dolphin which is delfin said exactly as Delphine

  • @Blackraven6
    @Blackraven6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:27 I always wondered if any of them actually read what the sign says. Cause Jake read it half wrong both times. It's (Eat Biscuit) Feel Butter. No fuel, but nobody feels better either.

  • @DraidtheSpacePirate
    @DraidtheSpacePirate ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This lot helped me with a panic attack once and I've been subscribed ever since.

  • @lunamarie1637
    @lunamarie1637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This just establishes that Jonk has lysdexia...

  • @pilummurialis6490
    @pilummurialis6490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Milk Delphine" and "Pork Brynjolff" are the funniest ones!

  • @LtCaswell
    @LtCaswell ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Had a mouth full of coffee at the Revalt of Rivia bit and almost choked. LeT me GEt my SiLvur SwurRd xD

  • @MrKrimson
    @MrKrimson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    so glad this was on my reccomended, im a fool who didnt know this extras channel exists and its the perfect dose of serotonin
    from concentrate

    • @hedgehogshill3522
      @hedgehogshill3522 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, thanks to this people I dont need serotonin drugs 😂❤

  • @SilverFenixFyre
    @SilverFenixFyre 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jake's dyslexia brain is hilariously creative 🤣

  • @centurionprodigy5157
    @centurionprodigy5157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That end bit had me trying not to wake my girlfriend from how hard it was to not burst into laughter

  • @457dragon
    @457dragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    how has this not gotten over 1K views yet!? seriously hilarious stuff!!

    • @damonsnow11
      @damonsnow11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, it’s over 284k now, and still going up.

  • @valonquinn4863
    @valonquinn4863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    For those curious like me, the literal translation of rude in Dutch is "brutaal." But a word more fitting might be "onbeleefd," which means the following: rude, impolite, discourteous, uncivil, unmannerly.
    I'm not Dutch, I just used google translate and tried to get the proper meaning across. Anyone who does speak Dutch, please be kind to my genuine curiosity.

    • @markzijnspamzender
      @markzijnspamzender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes, i more likely say "onbeleefd" then "brutaal", in fact i don't hear a lot of friends or family saying "brutaal". I don't think that "brutaal" is used to often in a matter of speaking but i could be completely wrong.

    • @Whippenberg
      @Whippenberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Brutaal is what you'd use for a bratty child. Onbeleefd is mainly impolite, more commonly used for rude in adult speech

    • @tristanvanlaar8826
      @tristanvanlaar8826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      'Onbeschoft' is also an option.

    • @daanoffline5716
      @daanoffline5716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, that's about right, I love how everyone in the replies has very dutch names

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You dont have to tell the dutch to be kind. That’s their default setting.

  • @MrPrussianjester
    @MrPrussianjester 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Dutch grumbling is what got me. Im crying.

  • @w0jtek
    @w0jtek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the trachea clip with junk and Ellis saying it wrong. Its tray-key-ah

  • @platypusputin8067
    @platypusputin8067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Force Sah Ru just doesn't quite have the same oomph as Fus Ro Dah.

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why do I always drink when watching these videos?! Just spilled spiced rum cause I was laughing so hard!

  • @lerin1049
    @lerin1049 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s the best gift on a Christmas! Misspellings is my favorite. Thank you and Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Legend has it that the Dutch guy is still grumbling....

  • @jordanashe7656
    @jordanashe7656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im pretty sure I just manifested you uploading

  • @technologyvoid
    @technologyvoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: oooo WPE posted a new video! Imma each this while eating my breakfast
    10 seconds later
    Me: *accidentally spills coffee while trying not to laugh*

  • @marystone860
    @marystone860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If Geralt, Yenn, and Jaskier saw this video, here's one of the ways they would react:Geralt:' The f%#@?' Jaskier, (spewing whatever he was drinking, and laughing his ass off!) Yenn: (takes a look, monitor bursts into flames!)

  • @Drago_San
    @Drago_San ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cath being like “oh Moooooooo Offf” others be like “Waalllleeeessssss, Waaalllleeesssss”

  • @DaniPaunov
    @DaniPaunov ปีที่แล้ว

    0:25 my favourite part about that clip is that it literally does say "feel butter"

  • @blazerfox22
    @blazerfox22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that no matter how bad they screw up speech they will always get *uck right

  • @WolfySnowy
    @WolfySnowy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I want more of these episodes :) please.

  • @castermadness
    @castermadness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LMAO i never thought i'd be laughing over dutch grumbling

  • @karlthorsten9118
    @karlthorsten9118 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He still hasn't answered what 'rude' is in Dutch, he's still angrily grumbling literally 99% of the time he's awake. 1% is left for inhaling.

  • @OfficialKiberVolk
    @OfficialKiberVolk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Angry Dutch Grumbling... best part

  • @PrinceIsot
    @PrinceIsot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idk how I found this channel but I love it

  • @br-sb6vu
    @br-sb6vu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy birthday Ellis

  • @Shadowguy1159
    @Shadowguy1159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a dyslexic I speak dyslexic which is pretty much this video all the time xD

  • @Sorikee
    @Sorikee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahha jake trying to speak very clearly while talking about the ships name lol.

  • @raindeer9787
    @raindeer9787 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm almost crying at the Dutch guy, especially at the end omg 😂😂😂

  • @lordhellstrande2763
    @lordhellstrande2763 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel for Jake. If he and I had full mastery of the English language, we'd be threats

  • @rjwaters3
    @rjwaters3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:24 that sign definitely says "feel butter" and not "feel better"

  • @FUBARguy107
    @FUBARguy107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Re'Vault of Garglia is my favorite Wishner character...

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All this could be attributed to both the chimp (heat) and fatigue

  • @roscoewhite3793
    @roscoewhite3793 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is there are "Milk Delphine at the stables" T-shirt? I would definitely buy that!

  • @unanimusgaming762
    @unanimusgaming762 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's funny, but when I first heard Alex say ther-mo-meter in that phasmophobia video, I immediately started using it myself. Great English teachers WPE is

  • @alfonsoalonzo
    @alfonsoalonzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i think it was already a video but a dyslexic spike video would be pretty funy just the group misreading things

  • @Wishkeirs
    @Wishkeirs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was so stupidly funny that my earbuds fell out and i tried to put it in my mouth-

  • @waywardphoenix3188
    @waywardphoenix3188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I honestly hate when they tear into poor Jake for stuttering and mispronouncing some stuff when they’re just as bad lol.

    • @Daktangle
      @Daktangle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially if Jake is dyslexic, way to kick the person with a learning difficulty guys.

    • @AnnoyingNea
      @AnnoyingNea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Daktangle But it was said in other videos that he isnt dyslexic, Ellis and Cath are tho and Alex has a lisp, which is why the joke is "We have dyslexia, Alex has a lisp and Jake just fucking sucks at English", as far as Im aware

    • @waywardphoenix3188
      @waywardphoenix3188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That doesn’t mean they can be a bunch of *Dolphin Censor noise* about it though

    • @mobslaya_4547
      @mobslaya_4547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They all understand it's all for fun though, and they mean nothing with it

    • @AnnoyingNea
      @AnnoyingNea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@waywardphoenix3188 But they are being Sheep censor noises about each other constantly. Like, all of them, Jonk included

  • @Ariou016
    @Ariou016 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh god, after tdiscovering the main channel and now this one, breathing has become a lot more difficult lately and I am getting really good inaudible laughing and tears running down my face not due to sadness

  • @diegomarxweiller1814
    @diegomarxweiller1814 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is the spaceship game?

  • @alifaimanf4c1
    @alifaimanf4c1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jake trying to teach a new English language 😂

  • @offthebagels0111
    @offthebagels0111 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As someone that learned English as a secondary language I say this makes me confident

  • @jameshuker56
    @jameshuker56 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The grumbling Dutch guy reminds me of Nevil from Soviet Womble Arma 3 videos. 😂🤣

  • @Itsappuru
    @Itsappuru 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr Editor, This Is 'I Completed The Mission'
    10:36

  • @LtThisty
    @LtThisty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:28 Nope it says feel butter

  • @xanderkelso2844
    @xanderkelso2844 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hmm love this compilation of Alex and jake

  • @0-Seya-0
    @0-Seya-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can see the future being really bleak if words and communication degrades in this condition.
    I really dont want to see the future turn into the movie Idiocracy.

  • @steampunkfox4932
    @steampunkfox4932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is there a reason the upload is so much later than it normally is?

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon ปีที่แล้ว

    captain there's something wrong with the hump a drump!
    wouldn't that cause a critical flipanwhoopsum?!

  • @theplayer4664
    @theplayer4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i think they forgot the extras channel

  • @sushifox2058
    @sushifox2058 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Angry Dutch noises, WEL VERDOMME?!

  • @albertkousa8593
    @albertkousa8593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:55 - Ellis 100% said Pango 🤣🤣

  • @mickthegeek875
    @mickthegeek875 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They need a collaboration involving Neils and HolyNevil from SovietWomble's Bullshittery videos!

  • @bertrov0767
    @bertrov0767 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    mega pants mage's pants, mega pints mage's pints?

  • @citrus1225
    @citrus1225 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well I guess this was the temporary end to the TH-cam channel.

  • @Dae...
    @Dae... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And to this very day; we still dont know what is "rude" in Dutch...

  • @durp9151
    @durp9151 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wpe's guide to Being jake

  • @knightofbakingroom2606
    @knightofbakingroom2606 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh it's *Bum Bee Hole* nice.."
    " *It's me FrontBum Bee Hole* "
    " *DikusButus* "
    And here come *JONKS* 😂

  • @kbrelax1353
    @kbrelax1353 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The mystery what we will never uncover: what is rude in dutch?

  • @monsterdeath1517
    @monsterdeath1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:40 I cant stop laught with that sound

  • @clubvillain
    @clubvillain 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11 minutes of pure Gold

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This group is basically the embodiment of dyslexia, isn't it?

  • @person10179
    @person10179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:00 Rivalt of Givaria.

  • @s0larsystemwolf
    @s0larsystemwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice. I think I remember this video

  • @matthijsbonke1944
    @matthijsbonke1944 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More Dutch rumbling, I like it

  • @mcderpeyes2925
    @mcderpeyes2925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Pango" LOL

  • @awesomedame5222
    @awesomedame5222 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw Feel Butter on the sign

  • @xLionsxxSmithyx
    @xLionsxxSmithyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did we ever find out what is rude in Dutch?

  • @Balteus_420
    @Balteus_420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don’t worry alex in dutch thermo-meter is completely correct

  • @El.Gatito.
    @El.Gatito. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    btw, rude in Dutch is _Onbeleefd_

  • @danmaardeze
    @danmaardeze 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    To answer your question, it's Onbeschoft ;-)

  • @lasersnow118
    @lasersnow118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    god i love Niels

  • @Talestale
    @Talestale 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The king says to revoit of rivia.
    You were supposed to SLAY the dragon not LAY it
    If you don't know where that is from it is a mix of a comic strip and a "p" stroy

  • @WolfFireheart
    @WolfFireheart 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a very dyslectic person, Jonks reading things out incorrectly doesn't get me.
    Its when the others correct him and I realize we are both idiots. That's what makes me laugh xD

  • @StoryEnjoyer220
    @StoryEnjoyer220 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:34 I'll be honest I don't get why that's messed up

  • @Kara_1227
    @Kara_1227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing better than Wpe to learn English

  • @guido0346
    @guido0346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dutch grumbling??? i could understand that pretty clear and fine
    and rude in Dutch is onbeschoft

  • @vulcan2616
    @vulcan2616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It said eat biscuits feel butter so jake got it right the first time at 0:25

  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What I got from this guide: Don't learn english.
    Now I have an excuse to study chinese, japanese, and spanish. I might also study one of the african clicking languages cuz I always thought those were cool.

  • @dandage4886
    @dandage4886 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rude in Dutch: onbeleefd

  • @CRABWIZRD
    @CRABWIZRD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a ad about a frost achino i thought it was Starbucks then burgers apeard i got confused because it was wendys the place i never been to in 7 years becausey first burger there made me puke on the seats

  • @ichangedmyname4276
    @ichangedmyname4276 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you guys try out stellaris, if not for fun how about to annoy Ellis