alison hammond OWNS british tv PERIODT.
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I just love how destruction follows her wherever she goes
U copied a comment lmao plz shut up
And the fact that u have more fucking likes then the of comment upsets me-
See theirs went “dingdingdingdingydingding.” That’s the way theirs goes. Hers goes “dingdingdingdingydingdingpffft. That little bitty change 👌 its not the same
@@peytonli4511 why r u so triggered?
@@yeontansdemon because they copied a comment and ended up getting more likes.... duh
she has not understood the assignment even ONCE and she's still succeeding
That's what I love about her😂😍
@@diganta5297 truly an icon
The definition of “Winging it”
😭😭
@@MooMooFutch winging💀
HER LAUGHING AFTER SHE DROPPED HER COOKIES IS MY FAVORITE I CANT- 😭😭😭
😂😂
It’s like always the worst case scenario of what could possibly go wrong and she just finds it hilarious 😂🤣🤣
🥺🥺
« Thats not good isnt it? » ⚰️
😭😭
Alison: It's not usually this dry.
The Brownie mix: *Literally the sahara desert*
Needs DulcoSoft
The way she is just an ICON without knowing it.
SHES LITERALLY A QUEEN
Shes a queen
Oh mama she knows it
No she knows it and she thinks she is something special and a big ass celebrity, but she’s not
@@hollywolly1657 girl, she is a bad bitch. she is special and that's on PERIOD
British TV is her son, *and she’s its clumsy but well meaning mother.*
funny thing is she also has a son, that isn’t tv 😂
Her real son actually goes to my school school 😳
@@maddyharper6271 LUCKY
@@maddyharper6271 omg I go to ur school bc I have seen him in the halls/corridors
her son is in my year at my school lol
She’s the type of person that totally flunks group projects but I’d still join her group cuz she’s so much fun
Yall, as a brit, Alison absolutely GAGS me every time I watch ‘this morning’ , that clip where she ran from foreign police was too much chaos, I am in love your honour 😭😭
Plz I was reading this in a British accent
@@stanfatou2002 honey, you mean bri'ish- 🤭
@@stanfatou2002 PAHAHAHA
I swear she leaves a trail of destruction where ever she goes 💀
Is she leaves one at my house i'd be honoured
She is literally a storm 😭
@@Raetrospectiv a chaotic, very destructive storm 😭😭
And she doesnt look back😌 an icon for DAYS
SAME💀✋🏽🤣
She's a legend
She's an icon and
*SHE IS THE MOMENT*
Owen!
Two queenzzz in a video 👑
Now come on now 🤷🏾♂️
666th like
I love your videos Owen!! STAN OWEN EDITS FOR CLEAR SKIN ✨💜
Now come on now.
She's that one student who gets in trouble for being too loud but the teacher lowkey isn't mad cause she too funny
As a British person, she is a household name, and an icon.
She's not
@@paulwilliams9278 She is. Stop being a hater.
@@AshaNimo1 no I'm not she's s***e
@Asha Nimo get a life why r u watching her on this morning g
your 1000th like 😊
The fact that we Americans don’t have an icon like this is a TRAVESTY
She’s fucking wicked ! I love her 🤣✨
She’s just a classic British person for ya but Some Americans can be serious so that cud be tough but yes lol
it’s honestly criminal how dry American TV is, we have nobody near the level of iconic here
truly embarrassing for us
I think it would be tough for America to get someone like that as she is the cherry on top of elite television
We have amazing reality tv shows but you guys also have lizzo and that’s a big plus
I love how the hosts are genuinely enjoying her chaos
Phil and Holly are just as bad 🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️
@Kate A i’m Dutch, i’ve never seen an episode of their show. I literally only know them of their chaotic energy/ best of British tv video’s on TH-cam😂
The only thing I know about holly is how often people complain about her dresses on strictly xoxo
@@rattyxoxo7397 strictly? She’s not on strictly lmfao
@@FirstLast-qj4eh oh I’m dumb then lmao
the editing style and her personality are too much for my heart to handle, i had around 17 seizures watching this and i have no regrets
😂‼️
sameeeee im even high so it's really hard watching without dieing every 5 seconds
this is the realest thing ever
I hope they weren't real ones? hard on people that do suffer them.
HER INTERVIEW WITH RYAN GOSLING AND HARRISON FORD IS PULITZER PRIZE LEVEL JOURNALISM AND I'M SO MAD THE COMMENTS ARE TURNED OFF FOR THAT VIDEO PLEASE LET'S TALK ABOUT IT HERE
Harrison Ford had a blast! He was genuinely cracking up. 😂
Harrison Ford was having the time of his life lol 😂. Alison really knows how to make people feel comfortable and how to switch the tone from awkward to fun.
Why were the comments turned off for it? :(
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker all itv channel videos have turned off comments!
They've turned the comments back on btw
"We're not allowed to film here."
- Continues filming.
I can't breathe 😭😭
The way she run ✋😂 with sound affects
LMAO
✨BUONGIORNO PLEASE✨
LMAAAOOO
"I'm getting arrested, bongiorno, please" is THE sentence
I am literally going to be adding this sentence to my daily vocabulary because I sincerely cannot even kyahahahaha
that part took me out
i'm cRYINHGGGGG
Bonjour? No?
@@SmittenandBitten goodmorning lmao
She's the only celebrity I would actually lose my mind over meeting I'm obsessed
Honestly I aspire to be capable of projecting even a fraction of the kind of energy she brings with her. Being able to light up a room so naturally just with your presence like that is a sorely underrated talent.
As someone who is british she’s a national treasure
She needs her own show for real! She's gone down in history for making Harrison Ford laugh! 😍😂💃
Damn right she is
Shes an icon one of my favourite moments from her is when she sang get your freak on for comic relief
Never heard someone speak so much truth
praying for you🙏🏽
PLSSSS WHEN THE GUY FELL IN THE WATER💀💀
She pushed that boy
ROACHES
@@karliereddfan PLSSSSS
@@sam3935 ROACHES
R O A C H E S
my dad met Alison with his friends on holiday and said that the personality is definitely there in real life… I fail to see how anyone could fake it like this for TV. but some people do. hearing that it’s REAL made me happy. or maybe I just have trust issues. idk.
as a British person, Allison Hammond is a national treasure deadass
She's not
@paulwilliams9278 mate, I'll actually scrap yous in the tesco car park YES TF SHE IS
She isn't brain cell
@@paulwilliams9278 are you having a stroke?
What ? Speak english
This is what failing successfully looks like.
Windows XP *take some notes*
Literally falling with style
She literally creates chaos wherever she goes and it SENDS ME LMAO
The fact the clip of her thinking she broke the oven in CGBBO isn’t here is disrespectful
Do you have a link?
@@abigailwint1758 just search for alison breaks oven celebrity British bake off it should come up!!
WHERE’S THE DOOR?
The bit when she was on this morning the next day talking about is funnier than the actual bake off moment 🤣
wha- wher- wHeRe’S tHe DoOr gOnE?
The day she turned up to present This Morning still bleeding from a cut to her leg after she had slipped over in her garden at home. The footage was shown on the show... I was dying with laughter!!
Words can’t describe how much I love this woman and her energy!
It's the fact that she is embarrassing herself on TV and the people who are literally watching her in rl. THEN SHE FREAKING LAUGHS IT OFF IT LITERALLY CAN'T ANYMORE
*british tv will forever remain iconic and this is coming from an american* 😭🤚
I mean they're way funnier than you guys .
@@ionutgabriel7080 agreed
Yesss
I have subscribed to your channel
Uuuuh coming from a American, uh?
She’s literally the main character
Nah she's the crackhead best friend who's always messing up but always gets away with their dumb shit lol
She’s the side character who makes the entire show and deserves a spin off
Yep
*”She’s the main character of this reality show we live in and we are the side characters.”*
Ikr!
holly and phillip’ s reactions to anything she does is what gets it for me they are just three besties in a classroom together trying not to laugh
she should be the only person allowed to interview anyone. she’s so fucking funny and personable.
I’m American and have literally no idea who this is but she’s hilarious and y’all Brits should be proud to have her!
Don’t worry love, we are!
And y'all yanks should be more cultured with different stuff lol
@@AshaNimo1 l don’t watch British news. That’s not me being uncultured that’s me watching my country’s news.
@@sophieghaffari9006 Right wtf
@@AshaNimo1 I don't think she meant to be uncultured..
She really said “good morning, please” to the police 😭😭😭😭
sis I'm crying 🤧
NOOOOOO DID SHE REALLY?😭😭 she was so convincing I genuinely believed she was apologizing or something
@@506Naz yes she really did 😭😭 “buongiorno” means good morning in Italian 😩😭💀
I swear I heard one say 'piss off.'
@@nocturnalcove9736 bruh
It's alison's world, we're just living in it
This woman needs her own show, and she needs it now.
the video of her pushing that poor male model into the river will never not have me crying
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for all who dont know she was a contestant on big brother back when it first started and she got voted out first but everyone loved her so much they gave her a platform
what’s big brother
@@vanstey It's a reality TV show where contestants are placed in a house and isolated from the outside world. Each week, the contestants vote someone to leave the house. The last person in the house wins a cash prize.
Why was she voted out first?!
@@DM-it1qf I always wondered that, she was hilarious! Maybe too much for some people? There's a great clip of her and the eventual winner where Alison is jumping on a table and it breaks XD Can definitely recommend watching!
She's technically the most successful Big Brother contestant isn't she?
She a legend, she's an icon, and she IS the moment.
Phillip holly and Allison don’t understand the assignment but are-always winning 💀💀
I LOST IT WHEN SHE SPOKE ITALIAN AND BEGGED NOT TO GET ARRESTED
BONJOURNIO
BONJOURNO PLEASE
BONJOURNO XDXDXD
Etruscans Macedonians lands Europa Like Califa scotia Scotland Portugal Ireland twas Italy
@@maureenmauramaureladara5539 what?
The two other hosts laughing at her forces of destruction is the equivalent at me being falling down constantly and my friends laughing whenever it happens
holly and phill are always cracking up 💀😭
Holly and Phil be laughing at literally anything😭🤚
holly and phil would laugh at a plane in the sky for whatever reason, it's just the way they are hehe
Holly and Phil would be brill to get high with istg
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodn8697 they're DEFF invited to the sesh 😂😂😂 remember when they turned up to work still drunk from the ntas?
I've actually met Alison several times, we live in the same area and I see her all the time! The thing I actually really like her for is that she really will talk to ANYONE! She doesn't think she's above anyone since she got famous! She's a firecracker!!
My biggest flex is that she asked me what my name was, said my name was lovely, hugged me, said I’m the sweetest person ever, asked if she can give me a big hug, and took a pic with me
As a British person, I can say...
She is the ultimate legend
same
@@forrmyheart BHAHA I LOVE YOUR NAME AND PROFILE PICTURE IK IT'S UNRELATED BUT I'M WHEEZING
@@ZacKosmos THANK YOU 💀
As a British, I can confirm this.
@@forrmyheart LMAO UR PFP AND NAME
The hosts and her are so funny and chaotic together there like that iconic group of friends who can’t stop laughing in lessons
the hosts are phillip and holly
and she** sorry lol
@@zacherelmackerel5832 but "the hosts and she" isn't grammatically correct though?
@@mariyamnasira5436yeah...the actually correct grammar is 'her and the hosts'
@@jackiecozzie4803 no it's 'she and the hosts' lol
imagine having her as your mother, i wouldn't have a single sad day in my life
You know this woman is one of the funniest people alive because she made Harrison Ford laugh 😂
at this point I’m questioning whether offensive tea is a Brit or not
@n i o no
he's from Iceland I believe
@@pablotorres5869 that's Laughcable
@@hi-uf2od I thought you said, "that's laughable".
@@pablotorres5869 wrong person luv 😭😭
If i would have her as a mother life would be never boring.
oh fuck i just realized this is gonna be me as a parent-
@@sage5530 me too....kohjbgdgvfr
literally my mom is the same as herr, except she's brown😭
@Nightmeow on Elm Street AHAHAHAHAH
She reminds me so much of my own mother.
2:02 IM SCREAMING
I never wanted to be someone’s friend so badly. What a joy it must be to be in her presence. I’d watch her every morning in the UK if I lived there, because unfortunately every morning crew in the US makes me yawn with boredom
I can NOT breathe, this put me on life support 😂🤣
Madison beer :
@@badrkoutara7498 great album btw😌
Iconic
SAME
@Hannah Jenkins when I actually paid attention in class and start using fancy words:
WHEN SHE KNOCKED THE PAN OVER💀
I SWEAR I DIED☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣
How dare you assume his sexuality 0:29
@@EMBEEAY BYE HDHSHAH
HAHSHS
@@EMBEEAY PLSSSHBD
when you got harrison ford to laugh until tearing up, you unlocked a hidden level in life.
She’s like that kid in class who gets the class presentation assignment totally wrong but gets good marks because of how entertaining and enthusiastic she is 😂
Anyone remember the time she faked being ill to go shopping but got seen by a fan 😂😂😂😂 classic
Yes. I swear she were shopping at Hammersmith.
That was brilliant! 🤣
Link? 😅
@@bata2881 same
I had no idea who she was until this video so no but that sounds amazing
BRUHH- I LOVE THIS WOMAN -
FR
SAMEE SHE'S SO ICONIC
ONGGG
Me too
YES
How does Alison not age? She looks like she's 25. If it's makeup, then it's a great job. If it's natural, i'm not suprised.
@chái. .🏩❄️ Yes, she is.
Black dont crack
@@dondog3123Aha
I adore this woman! Someone give this QUEEN her own talk show!
Imagine being friends with her in secondary school i would NOT be able to go without laughing
literally 😭
I’m assuming secondary school is middle school lol
@@emmahollow8898 😂 you must be american or something. in england we have nursery, primary school (year 1 - 6 or grade 1 - 6), and secondary school, (year/grade 7 - 11(gcse yr))
@@sae-byeok9753 oh lol secondary is more like high school
@@emmahollow8898 secondary is high school
She’s literally “chaotic good” personified 😂❤️
true
She really is 😭😭
along with joe lycetttt
As an American I’m so confused but also having the best time this is so iconic
she's so naturally funny it's insane
Shes that one friend that you just look at and just die laughing.
She fr is I have one of those friends lol
😭😭😭😭 im crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the bit where she made the camera sneak another look at the police officers in pisa like a naughty school girl and holly and phil are shouting “NO NO DON’T” kills me every time
LIKE THEY'RE HER PARENTS BSHAAHH
@@hanzibeanlj4999hu
This woman is a gift to humanity. That laugh is everything!!!
If she had her own show I wouldn’t miss a single episode
She seems like the kind of person who completes the presentation last minute and it's a trainwreck, but they perform it so well they still get an A for it.
And honestly, I admire those kinds of people because they go through life like a hot butter knife goes through butter.
We don’t have A’s or presentations in England but sure 😭😭
@@shaylapark3022 Wow no type of group projects or assignments where you present in front of the class?.....🤔 I guess....
@@Babyvalkyie i'm english and i don't share shayla's experience. it may be "top" grade is now A***************** but we def have As and presentations
@@sophies9274 Ok thanks for clarifying ❤ I thought it sounded a bit odd lol.
RIGHTTT
idk her but i can get why she's loved IMMEDIATELY. i hope she wins. at everything.
She's been nominated for a national television award so she could finally win at something
ur pfp
fr I am from Mexico, and on Mexican TV, all the presenters and "tv celebrities" are so irrelevant and have 0 Charisma, we need more Alisons Hammod in the world
just to keep everyone up to date, we still love this women. MUAH x
@@caseyjennings7420Great to know!
I get anxiety when I see people bake or prepare things so aggressively. But this was so funny I could not stop watching 😂💀
The way she laughed when she dropped the cookies🤣
PLEASE, I NEED HER AS A GUEST JUDGE ON DRAG RACE UK 😭😭😭😭
S3 HUNNYY PLSSS
Yass
She would wear H&M 😭
Come to think of it I wouldn’t be surprised if they got Philip on the show
@@jaynotknown6278 stop 💀
I’m an American learning about this woman for the first time, and honestly I’m PISSED I haven’t watched her sooner 😭😂
She's only known here in the UK so don't get pissed lol
shes a fuckin gem
You need to watch Phil and Holly compilations, they're just as bad 😭
@@ZaraMiah ikr hahaha holly and Phil plus Rylan are just 😂😂
@@ZaraMiah They were on vine I think. They couldn't stop laughing, somthing like that😂
4:08 took me out????😭😭
I absolutely love her chaotic energy
Her cooking is a whole mood💀✋
FR🤸♀️
Recently they did a segment on GMB about big dogs and she was like "Can I get a plus sized dog, so we can be matching?" and I SCREAMEDDDD
LMAOOOO
BAHA😭
Ngl thats wholesome tho...
She's the human embodiment of "Task failed successfully."
Her British accent makes it more funnier 😭💀
No she isn't on british tv, british tv is on her
This
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Who else is back for more of this qUEEn? 😂😂
I’ve been watching this twice a day for the past two weeks, my life has purpose now.
i have watched this so many times omgggg its funny every time
Make a video of her please
Genuinely watch this about 5 times a week XD
It’s th best, her pushing the guy off Scotland always gets to me
the editing makes it so much more chaotic I'm crying 😭
I love her so much. She makes everyone smile 🧡
The way she ran away from the Italian police 💀😭
BUONGIORNO PLEASE
✋😂 i can't breath
SHE'S SO ICONIC
UR NAME BYEE
DULA PEEP
LMFAOOO UR NAMEEE AND PFP IM CRYINGGG chile i have to go do my french class can u give me unlimited hearts please
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@@forrmyheart yayyyyy thankksss
Omg ! I truly love this lady ! She is truly brings laughter and happiness to the morning shows!
7:18 how that was in fast motion and with those sound effects made me laugh really hard hahahaha
SIS THAT WHOLE SEGMENT WHEN SHE DROPPED THE PAN AND PANCAKES HAD ME GASPING FOR AIR PLSSS-
Then the fart everything coming at me all at once too funny im reaching for air!!
This woman is the only reason why i like being british. 😫😫
And the 6 idiots from horrible history
@@maame5095 icons
And Sir Tommy Moore a great guy
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We gonna ignore Cadbury? Ok
She's basically like Andy on Ellen Show, he goes everywhere and gets in trouble and carries the show
Please give her a modern oven with a 'disappearing door' as a birthday present 😄😅🤣
IM ABSOLUTELY CRYING. ur editing is f ing HILARIOUS
The fact that she embarrassed herself in front of THEE Harry Styles is sending me
PLSS
Y/N protags could never
@@theopollind8024 IM SCREAMING
Yall act like he a god or sum. He is just a basic yt man
@@beyoncestraps6680 fr 💀
I’m glad she’s getting the recognition she deserves
Wtf is thag profile pic
@@Elyhhk obviously a cool recorder, dummy
@@Elyhhk wtf is a thag?
It’s not recognition it’s just someone being mocked on live T.V. It’s called the bigotry of low expectations.
@@matty6848 ??
3:31 she's the definition of me when driving LMAO
I've only known her for a day and i already love her so much, need more of her really 😭
the only bit missing is her losing the oven door on bake off
WHERES THE DOOR
OMG YES ICONIC
Where's the door gone?
@@Unknown______. it was just one of those ones that slide down and under the rest of the oven unit
WHERES THA DOWAH GONE
I never heard of her before, but I have to stan
th-cam.com/video/unUJtnaULDg/w-d-xo.html, she went on Big brother, shes so true to herself :)
i love her it’s like u turn on this morning when u get up n just makes ur day better
I remember watching the Liverpool segment and then her accidently pushing the dude in the water and I could not stop laughing - was literally lightheaded after that.