@@tinaglassgow4961 we eat animals to steal their energy, it's basically what vampires do to corpses but we digest the nutrients and expel the unused parts
It's so weird how deep Damien's voice is in this video compared to the videos in the last few months...this one was randomly in my sidebar/suggestion area and I never realised how much his voice has changed over the months til now
Damien does a fire Kermit the Frog impression I frigging CAN'T. Time stamp be 5:36 for people like me who return to videos hours later for one specific part. ❤️
I’ve really been going through it, and Damien’s laugh has made it so much better than it could’ve been. Also the editors deserve love too because damn they’re comedic geniuses too!!
*Daughter to Father:* "Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I 'have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." *Father's response:* "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."
I can imagine this being in Cars 4 where Lightning Mcqueen and Sally settle down and have a family and Lightning is telling his daughter this exact thing.
It's hard to not laugh at the image of elderly people fighting, a few weeks ago my grandma (who has Alzheimers) got beat up by another resident at her retirement home because the other lady thought my grandma was in her room. She was fine, she wasn't hurt.
@@biIIybob858 I just like to hear stories about stupid people, it's really hard to laugh at stupidity when the narrator is a computer though, there's no emotion and they mispronounce things often.
literally nothing happens:
damien: *wheezing aggressively*
bird dad 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
When I saw that shit I had a heart attack because that’s my name too
Holy shit. I actually found a decent comment-
@Delirious r/whooooooooosh
kaikai girl r/WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
*Woody will be openly bisexual in toy story 4*
theres a friend in me
R/cursedcomments.
"I got a friend in me"
You’ve got a D in me
Your my favorite f##k buddy
There’s a snake in my but!
"Woody is *openly bisexual* "
"Ive got a friend in me"
Dont copy people
@@stephenadams-sq5he you're copying people who have already said dont copy people
@@stephenadams-sq5he 2 months late my friend to say🤣
Oh no
*O H N O*
"You're piloting a bone mech with meat armor." That is legit the most metal description I've heard of the human body.
So our true human is the brain and the heart is our energy source and we are wind powered when our lungs are our air tanks
You're piloting a bone mech with a meat armor and skin aesthetics
@@youraveragetroller4467 huh
So...
Do we eat just to enjoy the flesh of dead animals' satisfying squish, or... What?
@@tinaglassgow4961 we eat animals to steal their energy, it's basically what vampires do to corpses but we digest the nutrients and expel the unused parts
I’m asian and the first joke really offended me!
-there’s at least 19-
Hahahahahahahahahaa underrated comment.
Ngl they got us in the first part
THAT COMMENTER. WE FELLOW ASIANS SHALL PUNISH HIM
Aljan Vivar RISE!
@@WRPBullet WE ASIANS WILL SOAR IN THE AIR, ROAR LIKE THE LION, AND DEFEND OUR LIVES FROM BULLYING AND RACISM!
“They’re called Asians and there’s like 15 different kinds”😂😂😂
why do i see you everywhere
Mattis Ljungberg cuz jah fans know where to find each other
???
I'm like 16th kind of Asian
I can confirm
Oompa loompa doopity doo
When we're in the factory
T H A T S W H E N W E S C R E W
Underated comment
Augustus gloop
YOU
...more daddy moooore
*O O H I N E E D A P O O W H I L E W E S C R E W*
@@liliaadrienne6148 excuse me but wtf
4:36 I love how Damien tried to censor out the word "porn" but it still sounded like he was saying "porno"
Whats that
@R.I.P Rick May The Mann Himself ok so poor no
@@joebidenofficialpotus look at the username
To me it sounds like "nope"
Damian: laughs
Keanu Reeves: you're breathtaking!
@Chrome Nope.
@Chrome nope
Nope
@Chrome nope
@Chrome nope
Damien's laugh cures my depression for a few sweet seconds.
Dr. Shrek kurwa
Just boil water with a kettle, same effect
Dr. Shrek yes
Well you have a jc Denton avi you don't have to tell us you're depressed
Oh no, it's contagious!
I had to pause the video and cry laugh when I saw “TURBO MODE”
I fricking died when I saw that 😂
I'm the 69 th like
Day 5 of asking for
“What’s going on guys, my namien is Damien”
Owen B lol
r/cursedcomments
Late, too late
hes already done it and said he wont be doing it again
anonymous which video?
4:48 I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they’re aimed at a younger audience
what the fr*ck
I just closed my eyes in ultimate defeat lmao
Most likes I ever got
I'm going to hell laughing at this
@@lunarlettuce7242 oh no. Oh... Oh... No... *GUN CLICK* *Bang*
Damiens laugh
1. Is funnier then the posts
2. Always makes my day
0:57 Their username is the noise that their grandma’s paint stick made when it hit them
XD
LooL
im writing this is my laptop and this is hard and i thought it would be weird
*WARACK*
LMAO YES
7:53
"There are no accidents." Master Oogway
jesus no
@@kikolektrique1737 **sees that this comment only has 1 like**
Me: self report
K Maurer Your comment also has one like. SELF REPORT!!!
🤨
@@flamesamurai6315 Your comment also has one like.
Self report
0:24
the lizard is called a tegu. They are like dogs, can learn their name, and be housetrained. 10/10 good boy
Thank you!
So its like a real life pokémon
Woosh?
@@fiveletterslmao no
@@fiveletterslmao no
as someone with touettes I refuse to call it anything but my "Turbo Mode"
oof
R/cursedcomments
@@emmylewolf293 r/foundthemobileuser
@@viqua4433 it was a reply to a reply and I didn't use their name, they deleted their comment.
How much u pay for that turbo mode
“welcome back to EmKay”
Me who’s just been on a two-hour EmKay binge: *yes*
5:45 the Kermit impression killed me
Yeah
TH-cam demonetization is the most cursed thing I've seen :(
I agree
Deadass
it hurts my feelings :(
r/cursedTH-cam
Well, I'm not complaining.
Seriously, how did they not think of "there's a snake in my booty"?
*YoU'Ve gOt a FrIEnd iN Me*
There’s a snake in my snake
Cause they aint furry like you
@@woffil3644 who do you call a furry?!
Because there kid friendly
The absolute dread in his voice when he said "Ooohhh no, it's Shadman" had me wheezing
I’ll never give the codes away
Matt Ziemer nu uh
@@ditrup yes you shall live
Yee
An excellent response
thank joseph
If I hack off two fingers, will I *become a master at **_bowling_*
@Retsuko do... Do I have to woosh or....
@Retsuko i see... I just need to have this disease to make me lose my fingers and *BECOME A MASTER IN BOWLING*
r/woooosh
@Retsuko R/Wooooosh
please tell me how to get big letters
"The word ginger doesn't have a history of slavery behind it."
Nah, it's called the enslavement of the irish.
I'm a ginger ._.
1x1x1x1exe iscoming ginger
lunarflame is that supposed to be an insult? Because I’m a quarter Irish and have slightly ginger hair from my dad.
Lois The Gacha Freak ok ginger
harmony *o k*
1:27
My genuine reaction to that:
OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS- **Flashbacks to DWIT** hol' up-
ReMuS
3:57 **flash backs to Of Mice and Men** Oh this isn't gonna be good.
S A M E H E R E
i don’t understand sans fangirls
*there’s already a skeleton inside them*
Don't give them any ideas buddy
The gay ones know that they are inside a skeleton. Because we are all just brains.
I don’t ether
I know right?
Lmfao
Damion: I love how his profile is Kermit with face tattoos
Me: so were ignoring the AK-47!?!?!?
Mason Wiehl demonetization
damion
What's wrong with an AK-47? It's reliable, especially for school.
america
Well he's in a school soooo
7:50
Normal people: "Shiva"
Damien, an intellectual:
"Vishnu."
"Oompa loompa doopitty doo, when we're in the factory, thats when we screw" - EmKay, June 2019
I mean he's not wrong at the thumbnail part...
He is probably irl mewtwo
Shulk is trash in smash bros ultimate lol oh wow😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr
Human turtle ninja
its perfect to stick all 3 fingers into the mouth and eyes
4:24 "I love how his profile picture is Kermit with face tattoos" ignore obvious AK.
paco8717 demonization
paco8717 69 whoo
Well he's in a American school
Yours is a doge
i like how ur profile picture is a doge with glasses"ignore obvious AK.
It's so weird how deep Damien's voice is in this video compared to the videos in the last few months...this one was randomly in my sidebar/suggestion area and I never realised how much his voice has changed over the months til now
How to be on cursed comments:
Step 1: Comment "Cursed"
Cursed
@strawberry pocky I do 12 page of homework on math everyday
Damien does a fire Kermit the Frog impression I frigging CAN'T.
Time stamp be 5:36 for people like me who return to videos hours later for one specific part. ❤️
How do I bless comments?
r/cursedcomments
*oMg HoW nicHe! ItS kErMiT tHe FrOg!*
It's actually kinda creepy how accurate it is... it wasn't the Viet Cong who had him captured, it was EmKay!
Plot twist : he is kermit
Oompa Loompa doopity doo
When we’re in the factory that’s when we screw
Oompa Loompas are necrophilics confirmed
DexterTheCat02 HE SAID THAT IN PERFECT TIMING AS I READ THIS WOAHHH
Echo Space woahhhhh
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
I was looking for this, how much?
For the comment.
You really should say: "Welcome to EmKay, my namien is Damien"
7:45 sry mate thats "shiva"
Not vishnu
Nah that’s “Sheeva” from Mortal Kombat
@@BigCardMaster but that picture doesn't have four arms and three fingers on each arm
Finally, I thought i was the only one who picked up on that
I was trying to sleep then all I hear is "WE NEED TO RISE UP AGAINST CHILDREN WITH LEUKEMIA"
nobody:
literally no-one:
no-one in the whole entire universe:
Damien: *oH nOhuHuyUhu wHEEzE*
KYAA! THEY ARE SENSITIVE BRO!
Wait that's normal
@Luke Hammes no one asked
@Luke Hammes üf
"Oompa Loompa, doopity doo. When we're in the factory, that's when we screw!"
LMFAOOO
0:41 me, a girl: *visible confusion*
Look down
“God I miss prison”
-Damien 2019
No one:
Jimmy: *_tHeReS a SnAkE iN mY @&$_*
@@warmapplepie4702 ...
@@warmapplepie4702 I just realized that ur pfp if Jacksepticeye. Nice job
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Literally no one:
Damian: “there singing Oompa Loompa do pity do when we’re in the factory that’s wren we screw”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the anime nuts thing.
It made me chuckle.
“Kyaaa! Those are sensitive!”
I’ve really been going through it, and Damien’s laugh has made it so much better than it could’ve been. Also the editors deserve love too because damn they’re comedic geniuses too!!
*Daughter to Father:*
"Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I 'have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
*Father's response:*
"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."
ZSIGGY this honestly could go on that subreddit
OwO
R/cursedcomments
I can imagine this being in Cars 4 where Lightning Mcqueen and Sally settle down and have a family and Lightning is telling his daughter this exact thing.
and thus the bf was more interested in the poor girl's family, the end
Me: *is up at midnight*
Damien (nice name btw!): *makess a kermit voiice*
Me: *cant b r e a t h e*
3:17 they’ve already done that once
More Damian laughing _my happiness and will to live has been revived_
Furries are gay
@@Chxrryloser
I'm bi!
I don't know why I said this tbh
@@trutle6208 it's ok it's alright I was gonna pull my aggressive reply bc it's the default
Lmao I found you mom >:)
@@avocadosushiislit2955 My child not here
Damien's Kermit impression gets me every time
When ur crush says ur like a brother to me
But you realise she lives in alabama
The meme format to this
Panik
CaLm
7:46
"....keanu, Vishnu! Well, h-æŕńąłě- also raised his right hand!"
Lol
As a Hindu, this is frickin hilarious. Also, it’s shiva, but whatever.
3:16 :yes! We even still got Powerplatns for human-energy left from the 1940's! Can't remember why we build them in the first place...
r/CursedComents
Nobody:
Woody: their`s a snake in my but!
I'm dead XD LOL
Watch delling with intrusive thoughts to the end it says there's a snake I'm my butt
U got a friend in me 😉😉
@@gamelordkiller3344 u said fiend so u have an enemy in you
9:12 but it does have the history of racist unemployment.
For reference, Irish people wouldn’t be hired in the US for most jobs
Me trying to drink water.
Damien talks like Kermit.
Also Me almost spits water all over my phone.
only scrubs use iPhone. get a i7 8700 with gtx 1080
BAsICally 321 nice
Yeah I almost died
🤣true dude true
@@Andy47357 only scrubs use i7 8700 with rtx 1080, how about using a smart fridge
9:18
actually, irish (natural gingers) were enslaved for many years, so, yes, it is the n word rearranged, both spelling wise and historically
Dude, dont use the hard r
They perfer gingas
Xavier The man I was just about to comment the same thing also it wasn’t only the Irish it was the Scottish aswell
@@arencen9485 indeed
Xavier The man you do realize like less than 4% of Irish people are ginger right?
@@vegetalover1009 no i dont. being 75% irish and having dark brown hair, i thought ALL irish were ginger, thx. hey, the more you know, am i right
he's died from laughter so many times i wonder if they hire a necromancer just to get him to do the next bit
Okay but Damien's kermit impression, perfection 👌
10:17 *MUFFLED SWEET HOME ALABAMA IN THE BACKGROUND*
Thank you, Damien. Your laugh alone has given me hope in all that I do.
Okay as much as i loved the video, i just wanna point out that at 7:47 the hindu god is not Vishnu, that Shiva, one of the gods from the holy trinity!
Bone Mech
Pilot:Brain
Vital Parts:Stomach, Heart and Brain
Armor:Skin
Buffs:Armor
Debuffs:Weak Armor
This is literally a subreddit of “they got us in the first half”
great job man. your laugh is so contagious!! love it!! hope to enjoy more of your videos.
I had a brainfart and instantly thought he said "welcome back to EmGay."
Yesterday I saw 3 people beating up some old dude, I stepped into the scene and he didn’t stand a chance against the four of us.
Day 2 of asking Damien to reveal the lovely face behind his beautiful voice.
Day 3 you fail
He has already
Wfenpo WHERE
Wfenpo WHERE!
Wfenpo where?
You laughing so much makes me laugh more than the content lol
I love these videos... I enjoy breaks from entitled parents and revenge vids
3:58 omg i started crying because thats are of ‘of mice and men’ (I think its called that)
8:27. "A crumb of nuts" hahahahahaha 😂
3:29 the user name is emkaymlp and i dont know exactly what this means but damiens definitely a brony
Reason I laugh:
The jokes: 2%
The comments: 10%
Damien's laugh: 100%
Edit: I don't thank people for likes
Ethan Broom math 100
@@ankylo r/comedyheaven
Ethan Broom pls send me the post
i SEe MAtH iSN’t YoUR STRonG SUIt........
ThAt DoEsN't AdD uP cOrReCtLY!!!!1!!!!1!11
10:12
"Well, I saw what you were watching... Why not make it real?"
Damien: *makes joke*
Damien right after: *Laughs hysterically*
Did anyone else notice the grandma-fighter's user name was FBI?
Athlynne yes
It's hard to not laugh at the image of elderly people fighting, a few weeks ago my grandma (who has Alzheimers) got beat up by another resident at her retirement home because the other lady thought my grandma was in her room. She was fine, she wasn't hurt.
I did lol
@@EchthelionII someone beat her meat?
Kill Me Now LOL it's edited now
From now on I am officially referring to me ejaculating as uploading 1000+ Terabytes.
If laughter is the best medicine , this man is overdosing
8:03 😔 he said both are yucky 😔
Feels great to hear Damien’s laugh :) my day has now been made
I subscribed because of your laugh. Some reddit channels don’t include the laughing
Are there any other channels like this that don't have a robot voicing them?
@@biIIybob858 I just like to hear stories about stupid people, it's really hard to laugh at stupidity when the narrator is a computer though, there's no emotion and they mispronounce things often.
1:44
*I cried so bad*
2:24 such poetry
EmKay's mom: do the dishes
10 yo EmKay: EmKay *gasps*
10 year old emkay gasped because he saw mom doing something that wasn't the dishes
@@leburns6996 because thats how he got tue name for is channel
TH-cam demonetizes you
Me: watches the Scary Side of TH-cam
TH-cam: yeah no need to shut down this stalkers channel........
What do you mean by scary side? Like horror scary or bad scary?
6:25
I love that the fbi posted this
2:50 that transition from Emkay to Joe had me dying
“Humans are renewable”
Every angsty teenager liked that
10:47 That would fill about 180 olympic pools.
180 Delicious olympic pools
aydenb3t oof
9:35 that actually kind of offended me!
No actually, that is no where near the reason.
Same
I laughed so hard when he say "Kyaa". It sounded like a karate guy doing karate moves
Your laughter only makes it better, my guy 🤣🤣🤣
#TurboMode
damien's laugh ❤️💖💜💖💝💖💝💖💜💖❤️
owo ؘ ikr
Listening to Damian laughing is like a therapy
The Islam dog joke was so funny I didn’t even feel offended...
*i still want a dog so badly, I am sad*
Just get one.
Bone mech with meat armor
But it's opposite day
I bet your imagining that right now
Bone mech with meat armor, but you are wearing bone armor on your meat armor
And the organs are on the outside
So, beetles. We turn into beetles.
@@cooperdavis8296 beet el
El beet