Rodney Dangerfield’s Top 10 Doctor Jokes
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- You know my doctor, Dr. Vinnie Boombatz.
00:25 “What a doctor. I called him up. I told him I had diarrhea. He put me on hold.”
00:45 “What a doctor. I called him last week. I told him, ‘Doc, I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.’ He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.”
01:19 “What a doctor. He’s really mixed up. He grabbed my knee, told me to cough, and hit me in the balls with a hammer.”
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I told my psychiatrist I was having suicidal thoughts, he made start paying the fees upfront
“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.”
One of the best lines I’ve ever heard
Medic tf2 says this line
And now it's one of the best lines I'VE heard 😂
@Buck Stevenson no way really? Dangerfield influencing tf2 dialouge is badass
This video left out my favorite Rodney doctor joke. He said my doctor asked me for a urine sample, stool sample and a semen sample...so I gave him my underwear and I went home. I told my own doctor that Rodney joke and I never saw him laugh so hard!!
Haha
I like this one:
"I was feeling a bit down, so my doctor told me to go home and baby myself....
So I got my wife to breast feed me, took a leak in my pants and cried for two hours"
Rodney Dangerfield....the greatest. Unique.
Dude, hilarious!!
I've seriously got to find a box set of this man, THE Legendary Rodney Dangerfield.
My psychiatrist told me I'm crazy. I said, "if you don't mind I'd like a second opinion." He said "alright you're ugly too!"
He had a million of them! Love it!
"...not if you join in." I'm old. That was risque back then. This was late night. Now you hear worse in tampon commercial at dinner.
Never forget you, Rodney...
Classic Rodney is missing the best Doctor joke of all time!!
I am going to let you all in on it!!!
I asked my Doctor - I said hey Doc - whats the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular one? ... he said -the taste!!!!
whats the joke about his doctor his wife and aids? i forgot it but i remember it was hilarious
Disgusting
tcnascar1 Gross
^ these humorless fools😂that shit was funny u made it up or a comic said it?
Dude, that's a truly tasteless joke.
5 stars!
What an absolute perfect f'n delivery. The fidgeting with the tie... The mumbling under his breath... The crazy eyes... Just perfect.
F**king genius. How many comedians can make someone laugh in three seconds?
Rodney was one of the greats of comedy. Actually he was my greatest one.
"I asked my doctor what's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
He said the taste".
TREMENDOUS COMPILATION !! THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE TOP 10 LIST OF ALL TIME !!!..
The one about the sleeping pills and a few drinks made me laugh so hard the earplugs came out of my ears.
I love my Doctor. Dr. Vinnie Boombatz.... Greatest doctor in the world. He gave me 6 months to live. I couldn't pay the bill so he gave me another 6 months... BaDumpDum.
Ed Jones goombats you stupid fuck
Henny Youngman as heard in Goodfellas soundtrack
@@PHATB0Y20 You don't need to be a dick about it.
@@PHATB0Y20 -- Uh, according to the movie playlist on this site, Ed spells it correctly.
@@PHATB0Y20 - see the comedy sketch list on this site. "Andy Kaufman as Dr. Vinnie Boombatz."
When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
Big influence on me as a comedian, and now, I'm very successful. Thank you Rodney.
Just shows you how much love and respect Rodney had for Andy Kaufman that, even years after Andy's death, every time Rodney made a joke about his doctor it was always "Doctor Vinnie Boombatz".
Absolutely one of a kind!
Hilarious guy!
Not anymore like him
Patient: "Doc, I have five penises."
Doctor: "How do your pants fit?"
Patient: "Like a glove"
If I ever own a yacht, I will name it Rodney Dangerfield" with a comedy theme just like his for visitors. 🙏
Book title... She Fell in Love with His High rise 😂😂😂😂
As a non English speaker I don't understand this joke, could you explain me please?
brilliant , Rodney, Jackie mason,two of the funniest people that ever lived
Man... pure genius. What a riot. Thank God for video eh?
+David C:--- You are so right. when RD came to Mpls. we got up a gang and went to the gambling casino to see him. Chryst!! We were so far back he looked like a midget. His staccato delivery failed him because when we were half way out with a guffaw he was well into his next joke. Half of what he said was undesipherable. Fun though.
Hands down the Best! If you like your humor delivered with the ZING' of a slap to the face or a boot to the rear! “What a doctor I've got. I told him I got a ringing in my ear. He said don't answer it.”.🤣🤣
I went to the doctors complaining of water on the knee so he gave it a tap!!
Pure gold
LIKE A DOCTA
Nine doctors disliked this video...
Tom Constance , good line!
This video has been Fact Checked and none of his stories were true.
One of the funniest people ever!
God I miss herring Rodney voice between him and George Carlin I honestly couldn’t tell you who was funnier growing up never got the chance to meet or see either in person they were top of the game back then
Heyyyy, Vinnieeee!!
Padum Pa!! LOL!
"I told my doctor I thought my wife might have VD...he gave himself a shot of penicillin, for cryin' out loud, now you take it easy...don't worry about it...I'll tell you the whole story"
"My urine sample had an Olive in it "!
when i was born the doc turned me me over said look you have twins.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚘
Rodney >> he was the best . . .
Hahaha....
My doc is Doc Finger Wave
Rodney is truly missed.
🥇
Was Rodney ever young?
He had 6 cases of VD, he's fine now
Does Boombatz mean anything in Italian?
Rodney is to funny.
53 second what up with his eyes there thriller much
Is it boombatz or goombatz?
I asked my doctor if his office was in-network. He turned off his Wifi and said, "Not anymore."
That's great
Exacary like rodney would do.
It's not a doctor joke, but it is CLASSIC Rodney.....
"I told my old man I want a watch for my birthday.......so he let me."
Dr. Vinnie Boombatz... that’s enough to make me laugh!!!!
The name alone also left me in stitches
Yep, I think Dean Martin took Jerry Lewis to see Dr. Vinnie Boombatz in "At War With The Army".
Reminds me of Family Guy where Joe Pesci says he'll pronounce any word funny for a nickel
I think he said ‘Goombatz’. That way it’s a portmanteau of ‘Goomba’ and ‘oobatz’. The first is a pejorative word for an Italian, and the second is Italian American slang for “crazy“.
Every time
“When i was born i got no respect, you know the doctor picked me up and slapped me? I found out the nurse got a few in too ya know”
One of my favorites 😂
There's another Rodney joke to that one. "I'm ugly, are you kidding? When I was born the Doctor slapped my mother"! Good God rest in peace Rodney!
me too. I looked up Rodney to find this joke again lol
"I tell ya, I know I'm ugly ya know. I mean when I was born the doctor told my parents, I did everything I could but he pulled through anyway" 👌
Vinnie Boombatz. The name itself makes me laugh. Rodney is hilarious.
Luv andy Kauffman
I went to see a psychiatrist. He told me I was crazy. I said I'd like a second opinion. He said "Ok, you're ugly too!"
😂😂😂😂😂
He told me to lay face down
😂
“I want a second opinion!”
“You’re also lazy”
Dr Zaius Dr Zaius
Toodeepthastfunny
"Oh, that Viagra stuff! I was with a chick last week and she chipped a tooth!"
When I took a Viagra, it got caught in my throat. Now I've got a stiff neck.
"I didn't get any respect from the day I was born......when the doctor slapped me, I found out later that the nurse got a few in too"
If you were lucky enough to see him live as I did, A joke machine. One of the All time Best. R I P Rodney.
He was the best. Miss him
Was lucky enough to see Rodney in concert back in the '80's. He was great, I almost suffocated because I was laughing so hard I couldn't get a breath.
RIP, you are missed.
JN
Rodney might have referred you to Dr. Bunny Boombatz 😉
@@kimosabbe50 Vinny Boombatz
I told my doctor that when I wake up in the morning I can't stand seeing myself in the mirror, I look at myself and I want to throw up. I asked him what's wrong with me and he said, "I don't know, but your vision is perfect."
😦 Last week my daughter
👔 Failed her driving test
she couldn't get used to the front seat.
Rodney Dangerfield and Johnny Carson were both way before my time. But I've watched all the interviews and sets on that show I can find. I'd go out on a limb and say Rodney Dangerfield was probably one of Carson's favorite guests to have on.
He had an open invitation to pop in whenever he wanted to. Just show up ! He did often !😂
My favorite doctor joke of rodney is "I got a crazy doctor tells me to start smoking to give up chewing gum"🤣🤣
Doc, every morning when I wake up I look in the mirror and throw up. What's wrong with me?
I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
The line where Rodney said, "doctor told me take sleeping pills when ever I wake up" 😆 🤣 😂
RIP Rodney Dangerfield!
The world needs more Rodney Dangerfield's.
My doctor gave me six months to live. I couldn't pay the bill so he gave me another six months!
When I was born the doctors did all they could but I pulled through anyway!
I have always wondered why he was so fidgety I still don't know why and he has always brought good intentions everywhere he went I will always enjoy his movies and his entertainment
I believe that was a part of his stand-up. He will be missed.RIP
Maybe a nervous reaction
In the interviews, he's only fidgety when he tells jokes. Soon as he talks normal, he seems to be fine. Definitely part of his act.
I can watch him everyday and still laugh!
Why did you have to die on us, Rodney? You cannot be replaced. We miss you. Sleep well, Rodney, wherever you are.
He checked out after checking in to Dr. Vinny Boombatz in 2004.
I told my psychiatrist I got suicidal tendencies. He said in that case I need to be paid in advance. 😃
When he was going in for heart surgery they asked him how long he would be in the hospital....he said "if it goes good about 2 weeks , if it doesn't go good about 30 min"
me and my wife we fight about sex and money!SHE CHARGES ME TO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That pretty much sums up marital life!
"I told my doctor I had water on the knee...He gave me a sponge and raised his fee"
"I told my doctor I wanted to stop aging...He gave me a gun" LOL!!!
"She fell in love with my high rise ." PURE COMEDY GOLD.
aint that a gem
I don’t get it.
Absolutely brilliant comedy.
The greatest comic ever.
The saketts
Funniest standup, for sure.
George Vreeland Hill I
Jonathan winters
Bob Taylor
Loved this man....may he rest in peace. The world is less funny without him.
I said Doc, you gotta help me, it's my wife. I think she's seeing another guy. Just the other night she was out to all hours. I don't know what time she got home, must've been 1:30 or 2:00. Doc said: it was closer to 3:00! No respect!
I said to my doctor " you've given me 6 months to live but I will need 12 months to get my affairs in order so I can pay your bill" . So he gave me another 6 months.
Rodney's best lawyer joke. His lawyer was so good, he got Rodney off on a rape charge that was reduced to tailgating.
I enjoy seeing these comics that were often on. T. V.years ago. They wrre original in their own way and knew how to make you laugh without constantly using 4 letter words
I laugh til I cry at Rodney, RIP!
I just like hearing him say boombatz
Rodney.... when I was born the doctor told my mother, I'm sorry I did everything I could, but he still survived.
A real pleasure to hear
King of the one liners no one compares
Never anyone else so supportive of new comedians
He always was trying to keep comedy alive looking for the next best comic
For one-liners, check out Henny Youngman.
@@MickTheQuickk Jimmy Carr.
@@MickTheQuickkyes , I met Henny in a NYC Deli one morning. I gave him a few one liners and finished with one of his own . He smiled, shook my hand and said " Get outta here kid I'm working this corner ! "The place erupted in laughter . He said " I mean it kid scram !" Oh my goodness, what a time. 🙏🌎🕊️
When I was born after the Dr. cut the cord he hung himself 🤣
The VD joke first in line here is one of the greatest timing lines of all time IMHO.
One of his best subjects, and each description funnier then the one before. Thanks Doc. you gave a great man a lot of material. By the way, you still practice?
I drink too much alcohol. At the doctors office he got my urine sample in a glass with an olive in it.
Rodney D and Benny Hill were the BEST comedians of our generation...
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I agree
The Michelangelo of comedy.
Good night, Rodney, wherever you are.
Picasso
Carson couldn't keep up
Rodney dangerfield and sam kinison gave us laughter while they were alive and they were beyond great,legends.
The screenplay writers and producer didn't want Kinison originally they thought he was too crude. Believe it or not they were looking at Jim Carrey. But Rodney was having none of that he pushed for Kinison because he liked his talent and thought they would have good chemistry. He was bang on their scenes together were stellar.
I said to my dentist, "Hey Doc, my teeth are turning yellow." He told me to buy a brown necktie.
Haha. I love Rodney. Lol. He and Johnny make a good team.
Back when comedians told jokes and didn't cry about "political correctness"... the good old days
innervisionscm hahaha you obviously don't even watch comedians today
Name three comedians
Jesus, can you whining right wing Snowflakes never give it a fucking rest?
Rodney:The best ever!!
Don watch ur language Don.