Ep. 146 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer

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  • @BadFriends
    @BadFriends 2 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    This is the BEST EPISODE since March 29, 2021!! Something is just working.

    • @broyouracake
      @broyouracake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah it’s the least Bert has ever talked!

    • @chetjump5744
      @chetjump5744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Right?! I love Carrot Top’s new haircut!

    • @hoy2966
      @hoy2966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hello Fancy

    • @slimdaniels3322
      @slimdaniels3322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Andrew is a special guy. He does a really good job on whiskey ginger and when ever he is a guest. Big fan of bad friends too! Very funny

    • @jacksonkeogh3320
      @jacksonkeogh3320 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up George

  • @josephdavis2695
    @josephdavis2695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I love that Bjort’s point of reference for childhood financial stress is “that one summer when dad almost couldn’t pay for tennis camp”

    • @father3dollarbill
      @father3dollarbill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bjort.. nice

    • @father3dollarbill
      @father3dollarbill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Barkf Caraishar

    • @danielvera9890
      @danielvera9890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@father3dollarbill right that was creative lol

    • @father3dollarbill
      @father3dollarbill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danielvera9890 I love making new ones up.
      Bérk Krishna deserves it.

    • @BobV97
      @BobV97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bjort is my favorite Icelandic comedian

  • @Jaypac1109
    @Jaypac1109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2287

    This is the most Tom's spoken on an episode in a while

    • @sumboy6183
      @sumboy6183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      santino looks like the love child of Tom segura and carrot top

    • @seanwilks7712
      @seanwilks7712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This comment is on EVERY SINGLE episode that has a guest host…be better.

    • @Abbieabma
      @Abbieabma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@seanwilks7712 is you're life this bad that you get annoyed about a comment 🤣

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good one! Very original!

    • @whatwhat9599
      @whatwhat9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@seanwilks7712 except they say it when Tom is there. This is obviously satire and it went right over your head

  • @HIGHTS
    @HIGHTS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Santino hitting his Mark Normand impression less than a minute in got me knowing this is going to be a banger

    • @KazuYuuu
      @KazuYuuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ...comedy!

    • @boagski
      @boagski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He burned Whitney and Norman in the same joke! Santino is always hilarious

    • @trillfpv
      @trillfpv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey Hey

    • @raimipaz1976
      @raimipaz1976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@boagskip

    • @fr0zdify
      @fr0zdify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yea man. starting a podcast while talking to someone without a mic for the first 3minutes is such a good thing for a podcast.

  • @adamblackwell8704
    @adamblackwell8704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Saw Santino at the Improv last week. I said “heyyyy Tito Andrew” in a southeast Asian accent and his head whipped around so fast. He definitely identifies closely with the Tito title.

  • @xdmztryvsvedine2773
    @xdmztryvsvedine2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love that Santino mentioned Will Sasso’s “Tremanaaaaah” bit. One of my favorite Dudesy jokes.

    • @ChipOffTheBrock
      @ChipOffTheBrock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've been scrolling comments looking for other Dudesy fans 🤣

    • @sadboi7537
      @sadboi7537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I got pissed blamed by Rachel Crustacean and Principal Squeen brother!

    • @TheCrazyCanuck420
      @TheCrazyCanuck420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Free Will bro

    • @bensb8
      @bensb8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah dude, yeah brother

    • @stevesullivan3503
      @stevesullivan3503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sadboi7537 I love shit blamin!

  • @Shrewsbury33Shrewsbu
    @Shrewsbury33Shrewsbu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Bart "$250,000 in vodka? Done."
    Also Bart " write a $50,000 check to a children's hospital? Need to call my business manager"

    • @OctobersOblivion
      @OctobersOblivion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And he demands an award for it lol

    • @Gamingfinger29
      @Gamingfinger29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mkflesher4251 it’s resellers bruh

    • @whiteraven171
      @whiteraven171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mkflesher4251 definitely resellers

    • @andy2069
      @andy2069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like how when whiney is honest she has bank he still won't admit he's loaded. 16 million is a crazy low estimate for Bert too

    • @randylogan4339
      @randylogan4339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andy2069 his current estimated net worth is 5 millions. Has a business with employees, has a wife and kids. That's not rich rich

  • @jd_shibuya2944
    @jd_shibuya2944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Andrew is such a good podcaster/guest i love every episode i see him on

    • @MaddDrEw
      @MaddDrEw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      100%

    • @asherweck
      @asherweck ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s a cool dude.

  • @rabblerabble18
    @rabblerabble18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Love hearing Bert's dentist story two episode in a row

  • @bendajet1979
    @bendajet1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Absolutely hilarious Bert has an equal vendetta with St. Jude's and Titos Vodka for not acknowledging him.

    • @petehakkinen3020
      @petehakkinen3020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That he can't do charity without getting credit is so funny. "They don't want to associate with this hot mess? Fuck those children!"

    • @korryjones7371
      @korryjones7371 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s because he is a narcissist.

  • @j.b.1854
    @j.b.1854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Bert complaining about having to be Bert... full circle moment

    • @DislikedTulip
      @DislikedTulip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No better awareness than self awareness

  • @saintchuck3132
    @saintchuck3132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mr. Santino, you've always helped the community. My family thanks you for the issues you solved regarding the parks and Rec Center. Thank you so much for treating Bert like a normal. Your A Legend

  • @ShogunOfficial
    @ShogunOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Santino looks like an optimistic soccer coach from Derry

    • @jjg2243
      @jjg2243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can imagine shouting from the sideline in a Derry accent

    • @Mikeyc2k6
      @Mikeyc2k6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like he'd be slightly jaded by the whole situation too

    • @garryharkin575
      @garryharkin575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @askmemum
      @askmemum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @oaklandharry
      @oaklandharry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahahahaha

  • @Juskle7
    @Juskle7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Santino blasting Whitney at the start was awesome

  • @bighowdy60
    @bighowdy60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Have barely started the episode and I’ALREADY know santino is going to go over Brett’s head 209 times

    • @banterwithbawden5444
      @banterwithbawden5444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mad, his head is huge

    • @DaveSwart
      @DaveSwart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      22:52 sweat to god I was listening to this part when I read your comment 😂

    • @dano8335
      @dano8335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DaveSwart ??? Where

    • @glennwhite3417
      @glennwhite3417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bold of you to think it won't easily be in the 300's

    • @dale1070
      @dale1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DaveSwart how is that going over his head?

  • @brandonfranzen5191
    @brandonfranzen5191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bert is hands down the best at asking a question and then changing the subject before the guest has a chance to answer ... top notch stuff

  • @mcant17
    @mcant17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Brett claims he would never start his own alcohol brand, last episode him and Tim talked about doing exactly that

    • @samstone7441
      @samstone7441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He talked on an episode recently saying he likes contradicting himself and finds it funny, I actually think it shows a very insecure and stupid thinking process.

    • @TuckerErInHer
      @TuckerErInHer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ole crystaler, always going back on his word...

    • @jessicabecause3717
      @jessicabecause3717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He drank since then.

    • @d3ad2r1ghts
      @d3ad2r1ghts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      these episodes could have been logged before

    • @robdubent
      @robdubent 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessicabecause3717 lol haha good one Jessica

  • @mcstouffer
    @mcstouffer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The fact burnt just called a Negroni a “penugu” just confirms he has never looked at a cocktail menu in his life

    • @dr.doppeldecker3832
      @dr.doppeldecker3832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He probably is drinking vodka thinking it's tequila

    • @edxlee
      @edxlee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      to be fair he seems like the type of guy that drinks anything with alcohol in it without caring what it is

  • @banterwithbawden5444
    @banterwithbawden5444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Nothing screams healthy relationship like Bret saying I’m gunna drink you under the table. To his daughter 😂

    • @dale1070
      @dale1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't think he realizes how much he embarrasses them. Don't think he'd care even if he did though

    • @TimArndtnumber2
      @TimArndtnumber2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Like challenging a snail to a race….. why is it fun to see your own CHILD/blood puking and uncomfortable?

    • @CCitis
      @CCitis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Now he’s bringing them on podcasts and taking them on tour. He’s out of his mind… good luck to them… their dad is an alcoholic… I hope they steer clear of the booze, drugs and only fans

    • @LukeH930
      @LukeH930 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CCitis Dude, fvck off with this mean spirited bs. Bert works hella hard, and gives his family a great life. Check out his IG pics from their trip to Italy. If you were a real fan of comedy you'd understand most of Bert's public persona and stories are exaggerated 😒

    • @MisterWealth
      @MisterWealth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dale1070 Whitney will even joke about him using kids for attention on himself.

  • @dntgvafuk89
    @dntgvafuk89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Love how Bert doesn't mention his extravagant birthday gifts to Tom when Santino asks about spending large amounts of money 😆 $17,000 jet ski, $100,000 race car 💸💸💸

    • @genemalinowski
      @genemalinowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not about him enough.

    • @malkinmalone
      @malkinmalone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That race car pisses me off more than anything. There is not a snowball’s chance in hell Tom will haul that car to a race track and drive that car 5 different times. Maybe once or twice just so he can tell Blurt he used it.

    • @bigbysnow6306
      @bigbysnow6306 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He literally forgets that he spends that money

  • @Cyxz666
    @Cyxz666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    literally everything in bert's life revolves around alcohol, but he is definitely not an alcoholic

    • @samstone7441
      @samstone7441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So what if he is? He's an adult and it wont affect your life at all.

    • @daved4463
      @daved4463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah....it gets old

    • @BorisBidjanSaberi11
      @BorisBidjanSaberi11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@samstone7441 found the alcoholic

    • @gavinwicklander6520
      @gavinwicklander6520 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You probably cry a lot

    • @darkylinky288
      @darkylinky288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's a functional alcoholic, makes more money than probably anyone in the comments.

  • @guuumby_1468
    @guuumby_1468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The “how can you afford this stuff” comment was about Brendan. Hahahaha

    • @meds714
      @meds714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One huuuundred percent lol

  • @RetrospectWindow
    @RetrospectWindow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Good thing Santino can talk quickly

  • @leftjab6145
    @leftjab6145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It sucks listening to this in the morning because Bert always convinces me I need a drink.

  • @cag1
    @cag1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Santino: "Who is Huberman's Lab?"
    Bert: "He's this scientist workout guy." Fair description actually.

  • @VideoNozoki
    @VideoNozoki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love Santino - he blends right in so smoothly with Tim & Brett - BUT THIS IS NOT
    2BEARS1CAVE!!! THIS is 'Bertcast' with Santino as a guest. --- Totally different vibe.

    • @zeroa69
      @zeroa69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AP-be6td Naw the booth boys are a huge part of the ymh dynamic at this point. The show for sure would have defiently been different with them in it.

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zeroa69 Yeah Nadav's cackle every 5 seconds really adds to the show. 🙄
      Also 2 Bears has always been Bertcast with Tom as a guest. It's Bert skirting around (or fully embracing) his alcoholism while Tom makes funny surprised faces at the camera. That's the show. Some weeks it's funny, some weeks it's borderline tragic.

    • @MaddDrEw
      @MaddDrEw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@8thlvlMage there was a shift after 2 bears live happened. And I just couldn't listen to brak go on and on and on about absolute nonsense.. it's the "funnest" 🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • @randymarsh1965
    @randymarsh1965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Bret makes me feel so good about myself

    • @BPH55
      @BPH55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s a nightmere

    • @slimdaniels3322
      @slimdaniels3322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @chadjazeera9960
      @chadjazeera9960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100%. He also helps me see positive attributes in other people that I never would have recognized.

    • @TheSpencerHaines
      @TheSpencerHaines 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He makes me feel like shit. How can someone so low in the common sense department, with such bad habits be so successful.

    • @dageki_gg
      @dageki_gg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheSpencerHaines luck

  • @ODANIELRLZ
    @ODANIELRLZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Santino with the Tremanaaaaa 😂😂 will sasso has driven that in to my head as well 😂😂

  • @bighowdy60
    @bighowdy60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Bert looks like an extra from the movie “4 brothers”

    • @Lksz-l9k
      @Lksz-l9k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      underrated comment

    • @feezible
      @feezible 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sooo good

    • @dano8335
      @dano8335 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur about as funny as santino

    • @dale1070
      @dale1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @watevatube
      @watevatube 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the 3rd brother in "step brothers" 😆

  • @lacrosse4higher
    @lacrosse4higher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim, Brent, santino, and Bobby lee are what get me through my commutes every week. Great episode:)

  • @dkrealestate
    @dkrealestate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Dude santino is on fire…

    • @dale1070
      @dale1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's just his hair ya jerk

    • @cypresswoods5220
      @cypresswoods5220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RED ROCKET 🚀

    • @SuperTink
      @SuperTink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      flamin’ hot Cheeto

    • @aidanpreston8756
      @aidanpreston8756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think that's just his hair

    • @mikew2893
      @mikew2893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He saved the episode, Whitney's presence almost ruined it.

  • @sunshiney3617
    @sunshiney3617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a person who is married to a fence contractor I can tell you my husband brings it home and is just as stressed more than you think. Winter is coming so work slows down so you have to worry about jobs. In the summer and spring there are so much work you have to make customers wait weeks and they get pissed and you chance losing a job. Customers and neighborhood associations are a whole different level you wouldn’t expect. On top of that his body is so completely wore down and broke he literally has all discs bad in his back , 2 bad knees and torn rotator cuff that is bad. He is now 55 and has no other skills so there is that. He stresses all the time about money especially in the winter because we have a large family . We have 2 younger kids still at home, a special needs daughter who is almost 30 but will always live at home and be taken care of and a adult son who doesn’t live with us. My husband is so stressed and hurts all the time so he does nothing but complain and lay on the couch at home. So yeah just a little correction it’s not that easy for a fence contractor. Lol

  • @jurj97
    @jurj97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Incredible, Whitney doesn't even need to be in frame to ruin a podcast

    • @ChrissiPuk
      @ChrissiPuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed

    • @sritaw
      @sritaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly. I'm two seconds from turning it off.

    • @treypyle4565
      @treypyle4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea I was really looking forward to Santino and Bert when I saw the thumbnail. Its a shame.

    • @rspigner8705
      @rspigner8705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Her voice is so grating on my ears...

    • @migggs3343
      @migggs3343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1 hundreeeeeed percent !

  • @diggzdoesgames
    @diggzdoesgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode got me through a terrible night last night. I keep fish, african cichlids, and lost power for many hours... most passed. Was just so bleak to take care of... I just focused in and listened to you guys. Really got me through. Thanks fellas.

  • @alexkramer1232
    @alexkramer1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Can’t wait to hear Bert talk for 2 hours.

    • @banterwithbawden5444
      @banterwithbawden5444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Time to push through and hope Tom has one next week

    • @dano8335
      @dano8335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Copy pasta joke… nice

    • @apatternedhorizon
      @apatternedhorizon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean time to skip it.

    • @dano8335
      @dano8335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@apatternedhorizon your picture confirms your bitterness lmfao. Imagine coming to two bears for Tom though, damn shawtie

    • @dale1070
      @dale1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After watching this I'm starting to think Tom is just being lazy and letting Bert carry 2bears

  • @CityofHeraklis
    @CityofHeraklis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Crossing two boarders is A LOT.....two tennis racquets on their feet" 🤣😂. I'm Mexican and I can't stop laughing.

  • @dbrano74
    @dbrano74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    No Tom or YMH Studio. This is just Bertcast. And it’s definitely not 2 Bears without the booth boys.

    • @colinmunro3266
      @colinmunro3266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @jellojoe00
      @jellojoe00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theyve been phoning it in for months.

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes+Yes!

  • @DeltaTempest
    @DeltaTempest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Double dose of Andrew to start the week.

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes for a great Monday

    • @DeltaTempest
      @DeltaTempest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Betty-Boop809 the Cheeto burrito is filling

  • @viledemiurge
    @viledemiurge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Bert having 100 posters of himself on his set doesn't suprise me at all 😂

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Narcissism at its fattest

    • @samstone7441
      @samstone7441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought exactly the same thing when he moved into that studio.

    • @kstepk5003
      @kstepk5003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biggest ego

  • @verakoo6187
    @verakoo6187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that Bort tries so hard to find ways not to say some names when they could just bleep them lol

  • @TheOneKryssAnderson
    @TheOneKryssAnderson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Man…imagine if this were Andrew and Tom. Would’ve been incredible!

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SO Good!

    • @mauriciotunnermann9361
      @mauriciotunnermann9361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Check out the 3 bears one cave episode . Tom, Andrew and Bobby Lee. Andrew has had Tom an his podcast and vice versa a few times too.

    • @Mordecai9052
      @Mordecai9052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Theyve done episodes together, check the archive theres at least two.

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mauriciotunnermann9361 that was such a good swap, both were so funny.

    • @terrancetrama7164
      @terrancetrama7164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tom and Santino did a TOMtalks together

  • @metalhead11t6
    @metalhead11t6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Bert is obviously a good comedian but I feel like literally every other comedian can do a spot on impersonation of him at any given moment. Obviously Tom's is the best.

  • @kennethbandera3195
    @kennethbandera3195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Santino for 2 bears and santino for bad friends… HAPPY MONDAY!

  • @user-pt1kj5uw3b
    @user-pt1kj5uw3b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love how Bert describes a textbook alcoholic every time he talks about his drinking

  • @StanleyKubick1
    @StanleyKubick1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Bert being surprised no one wants to go to lunch with him when he shows up drunk to everything

    • @Cyxz666
      @Cyxz666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      but everyone falls in love with Bert faster 🙄🙄

  • @friedrfn
    @friedrfn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tito Andrew is such a fun guest.

  • @stevie4286
    @stevie4286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Andrews impression of mark was on point

  • @michaelhosler8824
    @michaelhosler8824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Two daddy santino appearances on one Monday let’s goooo

  • @jemiiam
    @jemiiam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Why do I have to hear Whitney's voice this early in the morning 😢😥

    • @antm505
      @antm505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s so annoying.

  • @jonblaze2634
    @jonblaze2634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the look on Bert's face when santino said he plays volleyball....great

  • @JayMac
    @JayMac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Whitney leaves at 5:17.. You’re welcome

  • @97jaj
    @97jaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always love a 2 bad Friends 1 Cave

  • @MisterMacky
    @MisterMacky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brent is actually really funny when he actually lets someone else play with him

  • @neilnola3520
    @neilnola3520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Santino kills on all podcasts, hope to see him live one day

  • @nickschnider9191
    @nickschnider9191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Just heard Bert mention something's burning, please whichever booth boy sees this tell Bert to put the back catalog up. I tell people about it all the time

    • @father3dollarbill
      @father3dollarbill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They talked about it few eps ago. Barf said he would get the show going again and put up the old eps

    • @kjcorder
      @kjcorder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has to get permission from ATC i think

    • @nickschnider9191
      @nickschnider9191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, he has the rights to the show and he did a super bowl ep. With his sister's. I understand it will take a while to get the show going again but ATC isn't using the old episodes...

    • @sadboi7537
      @sadboi7537 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Talk about a show that’s been memory hole’d. It’s like they wiped the Internet clean of those episodes. Very strange…

  • @hannahk1150
    @hannahk1150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Won’t lie, loved the roasting of Whitney’s special title. “Jokes” felt so underwhelming to me.

  • @jtdrmmr
    @jtdrmmr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Santino flipped it and interviewed Bert 😂

    • @slipphilton6141
      @slipphilton6141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cuz that’s all that Bert really wants. If you ask Bert about Bert he’ll talk till he’s blue in the face

  • @renaroronoa9399
    @renaroronoa9399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Getting through this one for my bad friend, Santino! 🖤

    • @penniewyatt9391
      @penniewyatt9391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would support Santino if you can tell me when Whitney shuts her obnoxious voice up.

  • @cdnpunk2270
    @cdnpunk2270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    what's amazing is, whitney isn't even mic'd

  • @karissakayallldayyy
    @karissakayallldayyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When Bert said “ I think mezcal is sweeter”😂😳, oh Bart… lol

  • @willvmurdaugh
    @willvmurdaugh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've seen Bert talk about being hit with the bat a dozen times. This is the first time it included the batter hitting him on purpose to disrupt Bert making a play.

  • @adamrust2269
    @adamrust2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fence Builder here!!!! FYI, I do stay up at night, and think about my jobs. Bert, you are coming to town San Luis Obispo, Ca (Paso Robles) we will be in attendance, Feel free to come early and Dig some holes and set some posts with us!

  • @jon33.3
    @jon33.3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bert said he never tells anyone what he's drinking but isn't that all he does lolol

    • @dale1070
      @dale1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Last episode he was going off about that casa dragones tequila or whatever the fk it's called 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jon33.3
      @jon33.3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dale1070 my point exactly like dude u ONLY talk about what u drink

    • @dale1070
      @dale1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jon33.3 sometimes I think he's drank himself full on R word but then he brings up how his dad talks to him and I realize he's just always been full on R word🤣🤣🤣

  • @lance8803
    @lance8803 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Two bears is with two bears, not a substitute no matter how much I like them

  • @jemiiam
    @jemiiam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When I first started watching santino a few years ago I wasn't sure that he was going to make it but now I can't wait for whiskey Ginger and bad friends every week

    • @ZenoSama_
      @ZenoSama_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wasn’t sure he was going to make what? He was already successful a few years ago.. stop projecting.

    • @JoshJr98
      @JoshJr98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't like him at first but he won me over

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s one of my top favorite comics & podcasters.

    • @jemiiam
      @jemiiam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ZenoSama_ projecting what? When I seen santino on Punk'd I didn't think he was going to have a real comedy career, when I seen him do open mics at the comedy cellar I didn't think he was going to be doing tours closing shows....if u don't know wtf ur talking about then don't make comments like u do....santino has only blown up over the past 2-3 yrs before that he was only known in the LA area and Chicago but he wasn't talked about like he is now

    • @penniewyatt9391
      @penniewyatt9391 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Joe Kickass you said what you said. 😬😂

  • @Splodie
    @Splodie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7 layer dip with the nacho crust are the best combos, hands down. Nothing compares.

  • @Rizzbulla
    @Rizzbulla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    We need a Shane vs Bert drinking contest. My money is on Shane.

    • @JoshJr98
      @JoshJr98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      With Beer shane wins but bert drinks liquor like water

    • @ayndeewhygee3656
      @ayndeewhygee3656 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoshJr98 ya it’s really no contest for each person depending on the alcohol

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bad idea. Assisted unaliving yourself is illegal in a lot of states.

    • @dale1070
      @dale1070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends on if it's beer or liquor

    • @dponce1990
      @dponce1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder which one gets more racist after drinking

  • @dkarahtee5340
    @dkarahtee5340 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've missed so many episodes and something I've recently realized is that Bert is a guy I want to talk to ANYTHING about and the reason is very simple - he's a wonderful "yes, and" and the perfect cheerleader for whatever you're excited about.

  • @maxkennon6395
    @maxkennon6395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s insane how many times his name is seen in ONE SHOT of the podcast

  • @zaccarroll7194
    @zaccarroll7194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I built fences for a summer job in high school and I died laughing watching you guys talk about it. I actually would drive home from work and catch myself observing peoples fences from the road😂😂

  • @Tnuttycomedy
    @Tnuttycomedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ll give him credit. Bert is the 3 best host of this show.

  • @smithicalbeast4454
    @smithicalbeast4454 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Win!!!! Great show. Santino and Bert have the greatest energy.

  • @sst710
    @sst710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bert doesn't want to drink or promote Tito's anymore; meanwhile there's three bottles of Tito's behind Andrew for the whole show. 😂

  • @crystalnoone4648
    @crystalnoone4648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Tito Santino gets to a point where he starts interviewing Bert.

  • @adamroysdon9858
    @adamroysdon9858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Santino hilarious bad friends for life

  • @orlayo
    @orlayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Santino mentioned will sassos TREMANA!

  • @timdobb
    @timdobb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've built like 2,000 fences in my life and I didn't even remember having that job until 44:12

  • @evanm7236
    @evanm7236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bert looks like he could play an old drunk sea captain with that beanie. I like it

  • @chrisconroy3430
    @chrisconroy3430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Wish I could go back in time and not hear Whitney talk about anything… wow super funny talking about how loaded she is

    • @SMEGEL145
      @SMEGEL145 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Degrading others and flexing wealth... Whitney Cummings everyone.

    • @-Bert-
      @-Bert- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could skip ahead instead of bitching about it

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She already had issues with dating. She just priced herself which isn't good to do at all, now she's gonna truly struggle.
      I've been doing comedy almost 20 years for therapy and I've learned that men wanna make enough money to be left alone and women make money to clout chase and flex. That's why I think women suck more at comedy. They are in it for the wrong reasons. I've done gigs I have gladly accepted zero money for. I was there for the therapy not money. The fact that she has close or more money than Bert bothers me. Because Bert is always working. So how is he working more and making less? Also, I watched Whitney's special, it wasn't funny. Not to me I guess. But it didn't warrant a praise. Even the Trans person in the suit had better comedy. Bert and Santino had better specials. Just proves that women are not actually earning their wages.

    • @petehaglund8840
      @petehaglund8840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anthonyzullo seek help

    • @sarahcarr5275
      @sarahcarr5275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@anthonyzullo Whitney's money isn't from stand up. She's sold movie scripts, made movies, created successfull TV shows like Two Broke Girls, and wrote a best selling book that was made into a movie. I agree her stand up isn't great, and her podcast is unwatchable because she never stops talking, but she's extremely ambitious and plugged into the Hollywood machine so that's where her money is from. Plus, she's hot and that certainly doesn't hurt lol

  • @proxy8918
    @proxy8918 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Santino is the king of comedy podcasts

  • @ClintonMad
    @ClintonMad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is a 2 bears episode just as much as Bart only weighing 240 pounds.

    • @cowtown5363
      @cowtown5363 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea I’m tapping out after 5 minutes, hopefully Tom is back next week

  • @drivehard2395
    @drivehard2395 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Pull up: Ron pulls a gun on Bert". LOL!

  • @boosterbrosllc4681
    @boosterbrosllc4681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bert’s Perfectly manicured fingernails crack me up for some reason

  • @j-rod6766
    @j-rod6766 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite podcaster returns to my favorite podcast......GLORIOUS!!

  • @calebmorales6288
    @calebmorales6288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It’s nice that after all these episodes and guest bears, they finally had a guest cave.

    • @theblackdust
      @theblackdust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They've done multiple episodes in bert's cave my guy

    • @andrewcyphers9378
      @andrewcyphers9378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theblackdust didn't get the joke buddy

    • @theblackdust
      @theblackdust 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure dude

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    27:20 Something’s Burning is back? Sweet 🔥

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I guess I only have myself to blame for hearing about Bart's teeth sitch for the 4th or 5th time. Do better,Me,do better.

  • @RadDadBMX
    @RadDadBMX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Santino is the most likable guy on every pod.

  • @jasonzambricki1669
    @jasonzambricki1669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That tour has been rough on Bert physically

  • @scottheath8902
    @scottheath8902 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Santino is amazing! Truly one of the greats. Brent is one of my favorites. What an amazing combo

  • @brandonm8901
    @brandonm8901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I have a SUPER slow heart rate" - states pretty normal heart rate

    • @Z-pizzle23
      @Z-pizzle23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was slow to me lol can't get mine below 80 most of the time

  • @Dustin.Smiley
    @Dustin.Smiley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know people can be critical of Burt in any number of easy ways but the guy is legitimately himself and found a way to make a great living at being himself. Also the guy has great ideas. I trust not only Tom's business sense but also his sociopath brain in picking friends as well.

  • @reefchiefer
    @reefchiefer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Almost backed out at the beginning waiting for whitney to leave. Glad I didnt. Love listening to andrew, cheers🍻🍻

  • @gavinsmith6108
    @gavinsmith6108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bart with the "as much as I've known Kevin, which is barely at all."

  • @metalmicha13
    @metalmicha13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bert's stories remind me of when a 15 year old is trying to prove how cool they are.

    • @primalentity9824
      @primalentity9824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you mean -When a *cool 15 year old is trying to prove how cool they are. Lol

    • @vvoof2601
      @vvoof2601 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@primalentity9824 No they were right.

  • @Gaslitt
    @Gaslitt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel that passionate as a flooring installer. You've always got to be better at whatever craft you do.

  • @jeanettesalazar3181
    @jeanettesalazar3181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Seeing Santino on 2 bears got me excited UNTIL I heard Whitney’s voice.

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha, same, but it’s only for a few minutes.

    • @sweatyskinfolds1385
      @sweatyskinfolds1385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whitney is a good comic.

    • @finchisneat
      @finchisneat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sweatyskinfolds1385 She's smart and interesting, but I really wasn't impressed with her newest special... It had its moments but a lot it seemed like you either had to be there for the group laughing experience, and/or partially maybe wasn't my style of comedy.

    • @phonechecked
      @phonechecked 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jokes was like her putting out a special of exactly every negative thing everyone comments online about her content.

  • @bobhs1605
    @bobhs1605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m an idea guy. I love having an idea, interrupting Tom to tell him about it, and then moving on to another idea before I finish my sentence.

  • @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
    @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love the will sasso shoutout lol , get him and chad on the podcast or drop in on dudsey 🤙🏼🔥

    • @ChipOffTheBrock
      @ChipOffTheBrock 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've finally found a fellow dudesy!

  • @Myndi78
    @Myndi78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish Leeann and the kids would write a comedy special about Bert that would be hilarious