Amazonians: "We train everyday in a Spartan military society, each of our citizens are warriors of the highest calibur" Prussians: "Okay.. but I have a gun..." Amazonians: "..." *that wasn't very cash money of you*
@@ilnsert when I was playing Delhi in single I allied ottomans and saw an Turkish Canada also they had southern Japan too before I finished that weird game
Because this movie is about a superheroine that was literally created by Zeus and who lived on an island full of other magical women that were all hidden away from the world by a magic invisibility barrier. The shield is ostensibly made from some wonder-material that can deflect bullets with ease.
Of course the prussia beat natives strongest nation because of the german enginering, german strengts and german emotions. even primitive weapons like bow is powerfull the rifle is powerfull too.
With artillery and machine guns it had been too obviously that you don't go to a gun fight with a knife. The Amazons were meant to win and look bad ass, not to be part of a duck shooting event.
Starting a petition for a movie on a German super soldier, who fights captain America, but then Germany and America team up to fight some random alien race. Yes this is dc, but marvel would make more sense
@@PotatoBoy44 too bad WW2 German uniform will definitely need to be out of question, for obvious reasons, because GATH DAMN Huge Boss designed some stylish uniform. And I’m kinda glad war isn’t fought with the style of an army’s uniform… because Germany would have won hands down in that regard
Good news for you... Dc has an alternative universe where superman was landed and adopted in germany by hitler. He later on becoming the overman, leading germany to victory in ww2 😅😅
MiguelPpM You Answered your own question. 1600’s Musket takes forever to load, and was unreliable. These are german bolt action rifles, with 5 rounds. Being able to load another 5 in less than 5 seconds.
at most Kirito but even he also uses a pistol so uh let me think for a moment, at most if those with swords are 1000 times more than those with firearms!
It feel so strange to read Journey to the Center of the Earth, Proffersor Lidenbrock is very self-absorbed, lust for glory and want to name every he discovery after himself, sound like a traditionell german villan, but he is totaly fair then it come to give credit, then sombady else discover somthing, and then his nephew is in danger, he drop everything to save him.
16/16/16 vs 1/1/1 tech war nutshell
Its more like 32/32/32 vs 1/1/1
@@conservativeman32 well u get shooter men in eu4 at lvl 12
so 32 is pure brutal :D
What is FILM?
@@nurik0121 Wunder Wamen
Wait youre the muhammad from Paradox Paradigms!
1,200,000% discipline.
Thats alot of mor..... Oh shit sorry i mean *thats alot of damage*
*COLONISATION EFFORTS BEGUN*
Glory: incomprehensible
Speed 9999999999
Basically You Can Teleport A Stack
694206942069420 discipline
Yes... this is how Wonderwoman movie should end. Now I can write a review in IMDB
If this was the ending I’d give it 5 stars
@@VengefulLeprechauns Totally
«We are strong women !». «Yes. But we have bullets. And rifles».
Bullet vs arrow this is not make sense when German soldiers have good formation to defence itself
No 10 stars 😂😂😂
Amazonians: "We train everyday in a Spartan military society, each of our citizens are warriors of the highest calibur"
Prussians: "Okay.. but I have a gun..."
Amazonians: "..." *that wasn't very cash money of you*
Prussia have a boat that kills
Skilled warrior:
Funny boom stick: haha pew pew
German battleship : hahaha my gun go. *BOOM*
they didn't loose because enemy had guns. They lost because they were lacking of tactics
To be fair Prussians were a very martial culture too.
Amazons: we're warrior women. We can defeat you men
Prussians: we are not men we are Prussians...
PRUSSIA!!
For the vaterland
@@malaysianmapping9767 it’s spelled like Vaterland
@@ryanholder7728 thx for the correction
@@malaysianmapping9767 no problem
*When prussia starts the colonization*
O nein! nein! nein!!!
Sein Vaterland muss grösser sein!!!
*Auschluss Intensifies*
The Last Helghast Commando
Isn’t it, ANSCHLUSS
@Louis Charles XIV Quite right.
lol, first time I played EU4 on my own, I formed Prussia and made Prussian Canada a thing...
@@ilnsert when I was playing Delhi in single I allied ottomans and saw an Turkish Canada also they had southern Japan too before I finished that weird game
The one problem I had with this scene was I thought the casualties among the Amazons were too low and they weren’t shocked enough.
The Scene is fro. Wonder Woman, and this is a typicall ,,all Germans are untrained weak soldiers and the Evil".
Martin Silvan English Civil War be like “haha Arquebus goes boom”
Plot armor. Simple as that.
@@WorldArchivist even an Arquebus can penetrate into thick knight armor
@@nikden5534 plot is a material transcending the boundaries of the physical world
0:23 wait did I just see a millimeter thick shield deflect a bullet.
Are you aware of what movie this is
Yes
@@dangdude2.0yolo95 Then why even mention it
@@SuperGman117 Why not?
Because this movie is about a superheroine that was literally created by Zeus and who lived on an island full of other magical women that were all hidden away from the world by a magic invisibility barrier. The shield is ostensibly made from some wonder-material that can deflect bullets with ease.
Their primitive shields should not have been able to block bullets
Stronk female protagonist its the answear
@@nikolaivanov7400 Yup
@@nikolaivanov7400 "use a gun, and if that don't work use more gun"
more like plot armor
No offense, but for they are made by a material that deflects bullets
Imagine if the battleship didnt sink and started firing on the Amazons
So epic
Best ending
"We shall not stop until they are shell-shocked."
Nah leave no survivors
how did it sink
I'm liking the sounds from different things. Old Minecraft bow sounds, the game Verdun, the Wilhelm Scream, Dora the Explorer.
Nate R. Don’t forget stellaris
FÜR DEN KAISER
ANGRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Also Uganda knuckles *click click click click*
I like all of them but
THE OOF SOUND IS BETTER
Amazons: we are badass woman that beat any man.
Prussia: where not men where prussian.
Anazones: oke thats hot
*we are not men, we are Prussians
@@Tom19142 ha you think we prussian speak that fancy french speak the good way.
;)
@@timvanrijn8239 I'm not a native English speaker
@@Tom19142 you mistake me for some one who is intrested in that.
And After that, they've becomed Analzones
*150 discipline intensifies*
Even the FBI believes in prussia
FBI is a loyal friend.
FBI is good, again... for now....
Imagine if this was ww2 Germany and one of them carried a MG42.
Or looked up and heard me descending down on them.
@@lockheedmartin2112 lol
And then you see two German officers strolling down, shooting anyone still alive, then cut to title on the gunshot
@@lockheedmartin2112 the sounds of death
@@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744 True, lmao.
German girls on beaches: *Ah nice wether today Emily?*
German boys on beaches: **Colonizations have begun**
Who would win a a lifelong female warrior or one disciplined German boi
female warrior? whats that? O;3
female and warrior these 2 don't mix
The female warriors dont win anything because the are female
@God Emperor it's not sexist it's realist.
@God Emperor God emperor of simps.
Oh sweet Battlefield 1 custom map
I think we all know who would win.
Ofc the great Prussian empire wou-
Wait, nvm..
I hate movies now..
@gas mask boy the movie is bullshit
Cuz guns can defeat the natives
@gas mask boy cool
Of course the prussia beat natives strongest nation because of the german enginering, german strengts and german emotions. even primitive weapons like bow is powerfull the rifle is powerfull too.
Wide prusia army
I just realized that the Wonder Woman movie forgot about the German destroyer that was invading. They just focused on the landing party.
Maybe the german destroyer crew was: Nah... we should go to the western front instead of this
Isn’t the ship sinking?
@@duncanharrell5009 was it? It's been a minute since I've seen the film. That wasn't really emphasized enough if it was.
The Wilhelm scream has never been more appropriate - well done. Very well done.
they used the wrong tactic ffs
One of them should have just sneezed
Savage
What are you doing here bro?
The famous kung flu
That would have been too ez.
arkan purnama Actually they had Spanish Flu back in WW1, not r/wooshed
Natives: lv 1 Crook
Prussia: lv 1000 God
Lvl 100000 Prussian*
I’m offended, your saying that Natives are absolutely shit. Why man?
Prussia be like: ∞% discipline.
My Moni is XD HAHA I didn’t ask for your response
Thats how *PRUSSIANS* work
No surveillance of unknown coast with binoculars first? No zeroing of naval artillery and MGs?
Shameful display!
*They're prussian, they land anywhere, they take anywhere.*
The boat sunked...
There were an invisible wall and the island were out of render distance
With artillery and machine guns it had been too obviously that you don't go to a gun fight with a knife. The Amazons were meant to win and look bad ass, not to be part of a duck shooting event.
@@bluerisk “duck shooting event” 💀💀💀💀💀
"It's not a war crime if you're the winner" - Sun Tzu Art of War
I bet there was an IRL quote like this and it would have been from Winston Churchill and FDR.
its kinda incredible how a movie can mix up ww1 & 2 as much as this one has
*prussian anthem intensifie*
Not loud enough
Eh, it's good enough.
@@Briselance nein
needs to be more loud
LOUDER
@@aragonitemovies501 MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HARDERRRR
let's colonize the Americas
*But Chile its the Latin Prussia, thanks for the Kaiser and the Captain Emil Könner to make Chile a Prussian state*
@@diegovenegas5400 Not really, they are LARPing.
@@diegovenegas5400
What the fuck Is this?
JA
The way that movie should have been
What’s the movie name
@Archduke wonder woman 2017
Starting a petition for a movie on a German super soldier, who fights captain America, but then Germany and America team up to fight some random alien race. Yes this is dc, but marvel would make more sense
Oberst Deutschland
Colonel Germany
Wears a combination of the German late WWI uniform with the Prussian Franco-Prussian war
@@PotatoBoy44 too bad WW2 German uniform will definitely need to be out of question, for obvious reasons, because GATH DAMN Huge Boss designed some stylish uniform. And I’m kinda glad war isn’t fought with the style of an army’s uniform… because Germany would have won hands down in that regard
@@williamcote4208i know the Uniform is used for Propaganda and god damn is it working.
Good news for you...
Dc has an alternative universe where superman was landed and adopted in germany by hitler. He later on becoming the overman, leading germany to victory in ww2 😅😅
it's called JoJo part 2
Hans....
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Get the Blankets
Hans, Wo ist mein Flammenwerfer? (google translation, plz dont blame me if i get it wrong)
What do you mean blankets?
@@user-ft3jq5vi2l
Theres an urban legend that british colonists gave the natives blankets from sanitoriums.
Its a gag now
@@user-ft3jq5vi2l natives were givem disease ridden blankets
@@許進曾 I can speak german, that’s correct
Me raiding feminist discord servers
Edit:Thanks for so much likes :D
Great. Now, they will raid ours. :-P
Ah well.
Briseur De Lance “raid” lul’d
Oh well.
@@Briselance They won't we will use VPN.
Lets burn these bitches down.
When you attack Africa in hoi4
I don’t get it, Africa in 1936/39 was ruled by other powers so they wouldn’t be so outdated.
then you realize that you have no supplies, your divisions have lost all their tanks and arty and you have lost 250k of man power.
More like when you Attack Africa in Victoria 2.
@@MikhaelAhava ethiopia vs italy
@Admiral Mudkip Ethiopia wasn’t necessarily that outdated, but ok then.
you know you play to much on german sides when you can recognize every voice from verdun in this masterpiece
I FUCKING LOVE VERDUN! It’s a great game
Natives:*exist*
A single prussian: *im about to end this mans whole career*
Lmao
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*Glorious Victory*
*0:01** Me and the Boys raiding a feminist convention*
It’s convention please correct it
@@arelcemkencebay2819 gunga ginga
Based 🗿
Your edits are so chaotic and so well done, you deserve a medal
My name is Wilhelm and I approve this message
Thank you mein kaiser
"Eins, zwei, drei... uh I don't think we brought enough bodybags."
Medic :D
-I am fully charged!
*Charges heavy
-Schnell! Go get zem!
*Proceeds to cease to existance the entire "warrior" being
When you have a kar98k and german reich patriotism
That is the gewehr 98, the longer version
Real shit comes when you have the red baron
@@malaysianmapping9767 strumtrupen
@@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744 Deutsches marinen
0:20
*yoü got bismärkët*
0:21
I wish this is how the scene actually went by that point in the war German army infantry tactics were pretty fucking good
A ABSOULOUTLY TELLING AND INSPIRING DOCUMENTERY TRULY A CLASSIC 10/10!
Ah yes, the German Empire, a small sausage factory in the DC Cinematic Universe.
*PREUßENS GLORIA INTENSIFIES*
Realism:
Swords VS Rifles
Really somebody say swords gonna win?
How about the Winged Hussars at the Battle of Vienna late 1600s. Mounted cavalry against infantry men with muskets. Yeah muskets aren’t rifles.
MiguelPpM You Answered your own question.
1600’s Musket takes forever to load, and was unreliable.
These are german bolt action rifles, with 5 rounds. Being able to load another 5 in less than 5 seconds.
Brolution Gaming the rifles are also more reliable and alot more accurate, just saying.
glaudemberg lucio unfortunately the movie has a “StRoNk fEmAlE PrOtAgAnIsT¡” so the plot has to have the swords and bows win
at most Kirito but even he also uses a pistol so uh let me think for a moment, at most if those with swords are 1000 times more than those with firearms!
That +25.55 war score looks so satisfying ..😌
Me and the bois raiding a Simp Discord
I love the details in your videos. The xenophobe advisor from stellaris is an excellent touch.
Although I am Ukrainian, but I LOVE PRUSSIA SO MUCH... that soon he will join the ranks of Prussia to fight for the Kaiser.
A brother from Ukraine!
The Prussians would've accepted you.
Kaliningrad is still there. The Germans haven’t ruined that one yet
Same but i’m a Canadian
Ny brother. Are you well ?
Beautiful
Playing it like 50 times just because that Königratzer march...
Edit:
I saw the film, now this vid is only thing that keeps me sane...
The song is actually Preußens Gloria (Prussia's Glory)
When someone brings a rifle to a knife fight
Ahh Damn good old days
Amzones greatest warriors....until the Germans came in
front lines didn’t they win though in the movie?
@@alexanderchristopher6237 It's a shit scene.
Verdun meets For Honor
When you realize this entire movie is Feminest and the Amazons all had plot armour
00:23 What a strong shield.😂
When you forget to leave troops in you're colony you just colonized so you have to send troops across the Atlantic.
The amazons, or as I like to put it, "A great reason why Isolationism inevitably fails."
The Amazons would have been too primitive to compete against German engineering, especially if we brought a Tiger tank to their island
It's WW1 but damn the original Stormtroopers would wipe them all with their MP-18 SMG and Madsen LMG
@@Re-2005 More impressive it that a German warship still exist in the Mediterranean and not bottel upp in the Black See so late in the war....
even musket army can wipeout that natives because hey
it's gun vs sword
@Ian Joaquin Harder natives has no guns and cannon. guns can penetrate shield
@Ian Joaquin Harder cannon* can kill many horse,
Natives: we are the best and no one will ever defeat us
Prussia: hold my beer
"I've practiced archery my whole life." "Oh cool, but I have gun."
"Ok cool but by the time you put your cheek on that stock of yours an arrow would be stuck in the back of your head"
I played this in the White House
Now it's the Reichstag
Prussen Stronk
*That Wonder Woman movie should have ended with Germany taking the victory*
Mostly the germans are fucked everytime,but i would like to see mods we will done at certain games
Pimples: zero
Blackheads: zero
Glory: incomprehensible
Amazons: we have bows and swords
Prussians: he have magic boom boom sticks
That song is Preußens Gloria. It's pretty good actually.
thank you!
This is how it should have gone.
@propaganda dude teriibly , basically you can remove wonder woman and all the greek mythology bullshit and the ending would be the same
@@vetoneal6171 ikr
When your doing matchmaking and Find the high tier and stronger than you
Me: *Speechless*
They should make one where its WW2 and their island is actually annexed. Just think it would be a neat story
Teacher : were going to normandy !
Girls : wow i love Omaha beach !
Boys : 0:06
NATIVES BEGONE! EUROPEANS MOVE IN!
That's how the movie should be
Imagine at the shore the Prussians started digging trenches and setting up machine guns and started charging with baynets
Modern Germany be like: guns *NEIN*
What Sokoto sees when i need a "colony" In vic2:
0:23 Soviet sloped armour prototype
*Thats how mafia works*
That's How Country Works
Thats how Kaiserreich works
My ears!
Pierre Proudhon *You’re weak.*
One ww2 soldier with a MG 42 would be enough to take the entire Island 😆
Well yeah because this here is a very inccurate representation of how natives fought
One Prussian would have been plenty here. They just needed the others to carry the bodies away.
Women:we have a very good fighters and we can beat all men
Prushans:ok but we have guns
Women:oh
Majestät, Will we need use the Kaiserlichemarine?
0:27 I wish nations declared war this way
I love this channel so much. Gott Mit Uns.
Pov: I’m playing Hearts of Iron 4 with mods like Germany
Finally the good ending
When u wipe out the French 80k Stack with 50k Prussians
What's their problem? Don't they understand that we just want to "civilize" them?
Truly meine kaiser!
As a German it pisses me off that we are ALWAYS the Villains
It feel so strange to read Journey to the Center of the Earth, Proffersor Lidenbrock is very self-absorbed, lust for glory and want to name every he discovery after himself, sound like a traditionell german villan, but he is totaly fair then it come to give credit, then sombady else discover somthing, and then his nephew is in danger, he drop everything to save him.
There is so much Prussia that France has capitulated in one hour
This is thousand times better than the original wonder woman film
Virgin Bow vs CHAD BOLT-ACTION RIFLE
How to turn a very Bad Movie in to a Good meme ^^
Our Steward reports: *New colonial nation !*
**New Moustache** has formed.
Second you hear "FUR DEN KAISER!!!" You already know its gonna be fucking lit.
When you invent crappy things and you see the whole german navy: 0:05 Unga Bonga?