My Jewish mother's favorite activity on planet earth is driving leisurely through the most high-income areas of northern Bergen County & loudly speculating as to how much it costs to heat each mansion we pass.
My father is a retired general contractor. Even stranger, we found while doing genealogy that his great-grandfather and uncle, who came from The Pale of Settlement, were general contractors in the US. But, my father is good at giving orders and orchestrating things, not working with his hands.
The Home Depot was the BEST!!! Should have seen me in Lowe’s trying to find new boards for our Sukkah! The guy took one look at my face…then my Magen David hanging around my neck and said, “Just let me get what you need….There have been a few other people ‘like you, who have been in today to get the same thing!” I was SO GRATEFUL for the other Jews who had already been there and made the man crazy inspecting each board and asking if there were better boards in the back….!! 🥰✡️ He brought me each board and waited for me to give approval without me saying a word!!!! 🤣✡️❤️Am Israel Chai!!
The Home Depot got me, because I was just there and asked a person working there that I need something, but I am not sure what it's called. It took a half an hour before we figured out what I needed. Ya, I can relate to that joke, because I am a Jew. That was hilarious, thank you.
Absolutely hilarious, even though it does not apply to us Jews of the New Chelm, as we're perfectly comfortable in a hardware shop. My neighborhood shop owner, as a matter of fact, is a true Tzadiq with a thick Persian accent, which only means that he is tough with his suppliers in order to offer his customers friendly prices.
Whenever I question details in anything we're watching, my late husband would exasperatedly berate me and complain, "Why do you have to break the flow? What did I say when watching shows and movies? Suspend your disbelief!" Me: "You mean: stop using your brain for a while?"
As a child I lived with my 100% Italian Grandmother who immigrated. She picked University City, a suburb of St Louis. She absolutely fit right in the neighborhoods. One day after Mass as she walked with me she said, “if I wasn’t born a Catholic, I’d be a Jew”. Hilarious as we’re not born that way. It was the most significant lesson to love all no matter, race , religion, gender. God bless my grandmother.
8:32 Listen. I used to work at Home Depot and I've gotten questions like this and knew EXACTLY what they meant. I've gotten questions even MORE vague and knew what the customer was looking for. Don't ask me how because I don't even know. I've got, "I'm looking for the thing that goes in the other thing," kind of questions, walked directly to what they were looking for and handed it to them. Point being, please ask these questions. If you're talking to someone who has worked there at least a year, you've just made their day less boring. Anyone who's worked there less than that and they will be just as lost as you.
Modi I would say you are getting funnier and funnier but it’s not true because you’ve been hilarious all along! Saw you at the Beacon, great night, great set!
I moved from Jewish neighborhoods in Long Island & St. Louis to EXACTLY the county in which American Pickers was started. My stepdaughter lives in that town (Le Claire, IA).
Mostly Native American (southern), but the Scottish in me has this thought when looking at a huge house: I would hate to see that air conditioning bill in the summer.
The thing about the Jew seeing a castle and thinking about cost of maintenance. Not much of a joke. I'm Jewish and I lived in Central Europe for years. Castle after castle. Very romantic. And always my first thought when I see them? My God, how do people not go into cardiac arrest when they see the water and electricity bill? I mean this sincerely. All the years that I was there, that was my first thought.
This is so funny, that’s how I feel walking into Home Depot lol although I am a woman at least. Thankful I married a convert to Judaism who is very handy. 😅
I was in Home Depot for an hour , looking for a nut & bolt. After choosing a size, I wanted to confirm with an employee. There was no one available, so I finally bought & tried it. (I could’ve returned it, if it didn’t fit.)
Don't we uncritically admire the Goyim and have a cultish reverence for the Big Blonde Shickse, a.k.a. the BBS? ואני מדבר עלינו בכלל, ולא רק על השמאלנים שביננו, שרוצים נואשות שהגוים יאהבו אותם. לא, כולנו מעריצים את הגוים בלב מלא ותמים, ומחקים בנאמנות, כל גחמה חדשה שלהם. אפילו את שנאתם התהומית אנו מעריכים: אחרת, היינו קונים בכזו התלהבות, שוקולד בלגי וסלמון נורבגי במחירים הגבוהים בעולם?
As a Brit I should be offended about the late queen's funeral section. After all Americans wouldn't take it well if we mocked the next president's funeral, would they? However, this guy's so funny I'll let it pass.
Nah. Do I know everything there is to know at Home Depot? Of course not. But I know the place wasn't built for rocket scientists, and I can figure anything out whenever I need to. My great-grandparents were all tailors and farmers in small Jewish towns and villages in Lithuania. They could get anything done around their house or farm. It's not a foreign concept to me either, even though I grew up in the city.
I call shenanigans on Modi not knowing what *Jambalaya* is. No way he's never heard of it. *Newman* is totally in love with Jambalaya soup in probably the most famous *Seinfeld* episode, you know, with the Soup National-Socialist.
Apart from keeping the right eye on fake juice, unholy Juice and gentiles of the same Ilk. For a laugh I watch Larry David. He's pretty pretty... pretty good 🎉
What a coincidence!! ❤. I have Irish in my family :) my great aunt married an Irishman. Fortunately, he passed when I was very young so I do not remember him. But we spent every Sunday at my aunt’s sister in laws house for Sunday dinner. My aunt is best friends with her sister-in-law.- her husband’s sister The sense of humor, the quick wit lol I just loved being there with them growing up. He played cards we had so much fun.
A Jew and a Scotsman went into buisness and they went blind watching each other the Scot found a pay packet on the street and his Jewish friend started crying and the Scot said why you crying he said look at the tax they took off him Further down the road the Jewish guy said shit I left the safe open the Scot says why worry we’re both here aren’t we 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m a Jewish former lawyer with an MBA. I taught myself carpentry, as well as other trades, and started a home improvement business, which eventually led to my building and selling houses. I used to say I was the Jewish carpenter without the messiah complex.
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My little daughter saw the Disney Castle on tv and asked "how does Mickey afford that"? Seriously. It must be in the DNA.
It's not in the DNA, she listens to her money driven parents all the time. Lol
😂
Lol
@@VictorMartinez-h5e "money driven" if you mean trying to pay middle-class bills.
@bobbya8628 you know what I mean ...
Queen's funeral
She was driven in a lit hearse so people could see her coffin at night
Me 'It looks like a fridge'
My son 'Mum it is a fridge'
😂
When my mother sees a very large house, her first thought, which she doesn’t keep to herself, is how many bathrooms and who cleans it.
Me too. I keep thinking, "How do you clean those high ceilings? Too many decorations, too difficult to dust." 😂
The ecovax Omni 5 vacuum and mop.
My Jewish mother's favorite activity on planet earth is driving leisurely through the most high-income areas of northern Bergen County & loudly speculating as to how much it costs to heat each mansion we pass.
To be honest I think the same thing but it’s how much flooring to vacuum and the yard with mowing. (Non-Jew here).
I love the Home Depot joke. I’m Jewish and my father, who was also Jewish , owned a hardware store.
Same! And now I'm practically in Home Depot every day! Lol!
And , irony upon irony, the company HD was founded by.....two jews.
My father is a retired general contractor. Even stranger, we found while doing genealogy that his great-grandfather and uncle, who came from The Pale of Settlement, were general contractors in the US. But, my father is good at giving orders and orchestrating things, not working with his hands.
באמת
Didn't realise I was a Jew until the final minute of this video - I'm hopeless at Home Depot 🤣
The Home Depot was the BEST!!! Should have seen me in Lowe’s trying to find new boards for our Sukkah! The guy took one look at my face…then my Magen David hanging around my neck and said, “Just let me get what you need….There have been a few other people ‘like you, who have been in today to get the same thing!” I was SO GRATEFUL for the other Jews who had already been there and made the man crazy inspecting each board and asking if there were better boards in the back….!! 🥰✡️ He brought me each board and waited for me to give approval without me saying a word!!!! 🤣✡️❤️Am Israel Chai!!
Except the founder was a frum Jew.😂 His wife donated a huge sum in his honour to the Chabad of Flagstaff.
This is so funny. I asked the same thing, are the ones in the back more straight?
Best laugh today, thank you, here i thought it was just me like that in home depot
😂 you made me laugh
You remind me of the way my mother shopped for everything. The better one is in the back! Compare compare! But I think it’s possible it’s true.
Camilla, The queen convert 😂
The Home Depot got me, because I was just there and asked a person working there that I need something, but I am not sure what it's called. It took a half an hour before we figured out what I needed. Ya, I can relate to that joke, because I am a Jew. That was hilarious, thank you.
Put a Church. ... SOOOO funny ha ha ha ha
Absolutely hilarious, even though it does not apply to us Jews of the New Chelm, as we're perfectly comfortable in a hardware shop. My neighborhood shop owner, as a matter of fact, is a true Tzadiq with a thick Persian accent, which only means that he is tough with his suppliers in order to offer his customers friendly prices.
Whenever I question details in anything we're watching, my late husband would exasperatedly berate me and complain, "Why do you have to break the flow? What did I say when watching shows and movies?
Suspend your disbelief!"
Me: "You mean: stop using your brain for a while?"
As a child I lived with my 100% Italian Grandmother who immigrated. She picked University City, a suburb of St Louis. She absolutely fit right in the neighborhoods. One day after Mass as she walked with me she said, “if I wasn’t born a Catholic, I’d be a Jew”. Hilarious as we’re not born that way. It was the most significant lesson to love all no matter, race , religion, gender. God bless my grandmother.
The pigs' neshama in the jambalaya 😂😂😂😂
6:54 ok, you got me to tear up 😂. New fan, I appreciate your work.
יאללה מחכים לקטעים חדשים נשמה 😍
8:32 Listen. I used to work at Home Depot and I've gotten questions like this and knew EXACTLY what they meant. I've gotten questions even MORE vague and knew what the customer was looking for. Don't ask me how because I don't even know. I've got, "I'm looking for the thing that goes in the other thing," kind of questions, walked directly to what they were looking for and handed it to them. Point being, please ask these questions. If you're talking to someone who has worked there at least a year, you've just made their day less boring. Anyone who's worked there less than that and they will be just as lost as you.
Modi I would say you are getting funnier and funnier but it’s not true because you’ve been hilarious all along!
Saw you at the Beacon, great night, great set!
I moved from Jewish neighborhoods in Long Island & St. Louis to EXACTLY the county in which American Pickers was started. My stepdaughter lives in that town (Le Claire, IA).
Mostly Native American (southern), but the Scottish in me has this thought when looking at a huge house: I would hate to see that air conditioning bill in the summer.
Modi, you make me laugh so hard im gasping for air.xxoo❤
The thing about the Jew seeing a castle and thinking about cost of maintenance. Not much of a joke. I'm Jewish and I lived in Central Europe for years. Castle after castle. Very romantic. And always my first thought when I see them? My God, how do people not go into cardiac arrest when they see the water and electricity bill? I mean this sincerely. All the years that I was there, that was my first thought.
The trick was to have others pay for it.
@@leonardpaulson There's something to be said for feudalistic society and indentured servitude. Not all bad.
I know😂😂😂😂
Maybe I'm a little Jewish after all, because I have the same thoughts. Then again, I grew up poor so that might explain it even better.
I love you, Modi! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I never knew I was a jew in the home depot 😂
הרגת אותי 😂😂😂😂
ממש
Just hilarious😂😂😂
23 DAYS ? Yeh, that's shlepping.
You are the best!! So funny you make my night 😊
This is so funny, that’s how I feel walking into Home Depot lol although I am a woman at least. Thankful I married a convert to Judaism who is very handy. 😅
Good deal😂
ניפלא!
I was really thinking about what could be built! Crazy. Lots of developers in my family
So funny, i first saw you last week, shared your video everywhere and I still laugh everytime i remember the Ayelet joke
Those big houses in the UK are incredibly expensive heat which is why most of it is closed off during winter.
Thankx. Very fun
Jambalaya ingredients 😂🤣😂
I agree about Swamp People❤
I was in Home Depot for an hour , looking for a nut & bolt. After choosing a size, I wanted to confirm with an employee. There was no one available, so I finally bought & tried it. (I could’ve returned it, if it didn’t fit.)
Hechinger, Lowe's, Pergament and Home Depot owners: We don't use the stuff...we just sell it.
I am crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He talks in a southern accent like he’s singing Klezmer music.
you are wonderful my parents were survivors, i so understand your humore
Pure genius 👑 🥳🙏
I love you, Modi, thank god for you!!!!!
Modi you think you're bad re Auntie Liz ... I sat shiva for her!!!!
It's so different than Jews in Israel 😅
New york Jew!
@@maestromuffin1night and day
Israeli Jews build their own decks 😅
AIPAC Jew
Don't we uncritically admire the Goyim and have a cultish reverence for the Big Blonde Shickse, a.k.a. the BBS?
ואני מדבר עלינו בכלל, ולא רק על השמאלנים שביננו, שרוצים נואשות שהגוים יאהבו אותם. לא, כולנו מעריצים את הגוים בלב מלא ותמים, ומחקים בנאמנות, כל גחמה חדשה שלהם. אפילו את שנאתם התהומית אנו מעריכים: אחרת, היינו קונים בכזו התלהבות, שוקולד בלגי וסלמון נורבגי במחירים הגבוהים בעולם?
Ah Modi, you need to come visit us in Louisiana.
Those references are so insightful.
I wonder if it even looks credible to outsiders!
All you gotta do is look for the orange apron
Camilla, the Queen Convert. So hilarious.
Dear Lord, I'm not a goy but I'd say the similar thing when I see a chateau, "the cost of heating and maintenance must be high" :-)
😂😂😂😂 lovevhim ❤
As a Brit I should be offended about the late queen's funeral section. After all Americans wouldn't take it well if we mocked the next president's funeral, would they? However, this guy's so funny I'll let it pass.
I'd take it well...
@RobertThomson-y4m most of us have no great affinity for most of our politicians. We would be the first ones to mock a presidential funeral.
@@06capoeirista. You said it!
You let it pass in 1776. It’s too late to be offended.
@@alexandervapnyar3979 I was pointing out the thin skins if our cousins in the USA. You proved my point.
There are many Jewish engineers and scientists who know their way round Home Depot.
It's comedy.
2:08 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Fauda
Send tickets to the Royal Famoly Invite the Duke and Duchess and family to hear Modi. They would enjoy this
You should come to Utah. It will give you some great material!
Jambalaya is a cholent that has everything thats not kosher in it.
Amazing!!
According to my 23 and Me results, I am only 2% Jewish, but apparently those are the genes that show themselves whenever I go to Home Depot.
Nah. Do I know everything there is to know at Home Depot? Of course not. But I know the place wasn't built for rocket scientists, and I can figure anything out whenever I need to. My great-grandparents were all tailors and farmers in small Jewish towns and villages in Lithuania. They could get anything done around their house or farm. It's not a foreign concept to me either, even though I grew up in the city.
Jambalaya is a rice dish. Gumbo is the stew.
They ARE constipated! They haven't eaten any Jambalaya!
Just saw him at the Beacon in NYC. Could not stop laughing.
Was it this special or new material?
@ new material, Tzvi.
I am an old nurse, i was misreading: i thought it said genitals instead of gentiles.
You are hilarious. The truth is so funny.
I’m not Jewish and look at those large estates and wonder what type of ride on mower I would need.
Zales!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Does anyone else hear Alan King?
Hilarious
I'm not jewish, but watch swamp people too - with the same though about their teeth. 😂😂
I’m not a Jew and going to HD, I too don’t know what I’m looking for.
Calling vintage things Dreck😂😂😂
In Texas, 24 acres, get you a few cows , tax deductible.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I call shenanigans on Modi not knowing what *Jambalaya* is. No way he's never heard of it. *Newman* is totally in love with Jambalaya soup in probably the most famous *Seinfeld* episode, you know, with the Soup National-Socialist.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who is Jaime?
a non jewish audience member.
Husband?
I think he is a friend who is sitting in the audience. He keeps taking to him throughout the special.
At the beginning he asks if anyone there is not a Jew. Jamie was the non Jew modi selected to explain Jew things to throughout the show
I just make the 770th like
LMAO
Love this guy!😂😂😂
If this ain’t foreign govt interference then I don’t know anything
Hey man don't mock the Queen. She was cool. Just class.
Modi is so funny! I love him! ❤
LOVE this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is Jamie? He is certainly getting it! Ha.
7:40 Ironically, a Jewish CEO.
Apart from keeping the right eye on fake juice, unholy Juice and gentiles of the same Ilk. For a laugh I watch Larry David. He's pretty pretty... pretty good 🎉
🤣🤣
Who’s Jamie? This is hilarious
Watch the whole special and all becomes clear.
So true.. watching from Melbourne Australia ❤🇮🇱🇦🇺
Hang on, dreck is garbage? In Irish if somethings rotten it's droch. 😂
What a coincidence!! ❤. I have Irish in my family :) my great aunt married an Irishman. Fortunately, he passed when I was very young so I do not remember him. But we spent every Sunday at my aunt’s sister in laws house for Sunday dinner. My aunt is best friends with her sister-in-law.- her husband’s sister
The sense of humor, the quick wit lol I just loved being there with them growing up. He played cards we had so much fun.
😂❤
Modi why do you look like a young Mercury I 😁😎 ?
This would be funnier if we weren't in galus.
A Jew and a Scotsman went into buisness and they went blind watching each other the Scot found a pay packet on the street and his Jewish friend started crying and the Scot said why you crying he said look at the tax they took off him Further down the road the Jewish guy said shit I left the safe open the Scot says why worry we’re both here aren’t we 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m a Jewish former lawyer with an MBA. I taught myself carpentry, as well as other trades, and started a home improvement business, which eventually led to my building and selling houses.
I used to say I was the Jewish carpenter without the messiah complex.
So funny
How can a Jew doesn't know what Jambalaya is? It was on Seinfeld's Soup Nazi episode
I want to see him vs lewis black