Pretty lore accurate, I mean skooma is looked down upon by the khajeet. Moon sugar is used as a recreational drug as well as seasoning and other stuff. I guess it's kinda like khajeet MSG.
The main issue with that is that Moon Sugar on its own is also dangerous for people, shown in Morrowind in which Uncle Sweetshare spiked people with it. It's like some weird mix of sugar, poppy seed and some sort of actual dangerous substance. Khajiit have natural resistance to its raw form as they use it for seasoning in nearly everything, but even they have "sugar tooths" who are addicted to the stuff and Uncle Sweetshare's assistant, who was a Khajiit, even died from consuming too much of it.
9:40 onwards was really giving off failed cartoon villain aura, especially with the subtle table slams where you know he didn't wanna hurt his hand but still wanted to sound mad lmao
This was a really fun theme and I enjoyed the video overall. The restaurateur --> child drug dealer --> snorting your own supply pathway is apparently short and easy to stumble down.
I'm pretty sure the random dead bodies are due to the NPCs spawning high in the sky and falling to their deaths. 🤣 I saw it happen once. It's a pretty hilarious glitch. I like to think it's the bodies of people who tried to fight giants.
@@goatslayer3160 last time I went there it looked like they had a guard convention or something, because there were like 10 guards walking in formation.
i only play skyrim on switch, but your videos and mods made me get it on pc. so excited for a new video from you! you're extremely funny and creative, friend.
Ah classic selling strats! Get rep by selling alcohol, get people addicted to your stuff by drugging it and utilise people's misfortune to your advantage
Reminds me a bit of the farming simulator video, still one of my favorites of yours. You should do a legit playthrough of this and see if you can make a fortune starting from scratch… it would be a great multi part series. Especially with your classic hijinks…
moon sugar is not a drug in itself, its a common food seasoning and ingredient, it is only a drug when distilled >:( Khajiit is not happy with this slander!!!
Honestly pretty cool immersion mods, though it's a shame that both mods are kind of old and appear to have issues. The market stall one in particular seems to be rather buggy, (even from just in this video, though the Nexus forum also mentions save file corruption issues), so I'd be rather hesitant to try it out on a full playthrough.
Are you gonna return badly translated in any way? In like a different game or anything, I can’t even begin to say how much that series has made me laugh
"We need to youthanize our clientele." I choked on my drink.
Hope you're ok.
@@FormerlyBlue Worth it
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Euthanize?
I like how this went from making a modest farm to selling drugs to kids😂
Oh how Gjeoffriehy has fallen.
And to guards...
Guard: Stop right there!
Me: By the Nine, its the Health Inspectors!
I assume moon sugar is like poppy seed. It can be used to make drugs, but most use it in cooking.
Probably, but that's not as wacky.
It IS in Elsweyr Fondue, I see it!
Moon Sugar in the lore is toxic in its unrefined state if you're not a Khajiit lol. Bro is poisoning children.
Pretty lore accurate, I mean skooma is looked down upon by the khajeet. Moon sugar is used as a recreational drug as well as seasoning and other stuff. I guess it's kinda like khajeet MSG.
The main issue with that is that Moon Sugar on its own is also dangerous for people, shown in Morrowind in which Uncle Sweetshare spiked people with it. It's like some weird mix of sugar, poppy seed and some sort of actual dangerous substance. Khajiit have natural resistance to its raw form as they use it for seasoning in nearly everything, but even they have "sugar tooths" who are addicted to the stuff and Uncle Sweetshare's assistant, who was a Khajiit, even died from consuming too much of it.
5:13 "Euthanize our clientele" well that escalated quickly
9:40 onwards was really giving off failed cartoon villain aura, especially with the subtle table slams where you know he didn't wanna hurt his hand but still wanted to sound mad lmao
Lol I was really getting into it there.
This was a really fun theme and I enjoyed the video overall. The restaurateur --> child drug dealer --> snorting your own supply pathway is apparently short and easy to stumble down.
Entrepreneurship is a slippery slope!
I'm pretty sure that your first "customer" was actually trying to apply for a job. And the second one was trying to become your wholesaler.
Hmm you might be onto something!
omg the market stall next to the dead body. Thats freaking amazing :D
Lol glad you enjoyed!
Thats just markath
If you're going to sell moonsugar candies to kid you might as well go all the way by implementing sleeping tree and hist sap to the ingredient list
Imagine your Argonian friend is just enjoying some nachos, but you try one you start tripping balls on Hist sap.
@@danielwesley5051 Skooma cookies sound pretty gnarly though
The real crime all along was he never offered 10% off to a customer not a one!
5:23 “I love kids!”
I DO TO… oh wait
@@Wintergreen454 as a minor I agree
FormerlyBlue out of context complation coming soon
@@justv1binoh shit I should get to work on that
"Have you ever heard of food?"™️
Oh Astrid.
"As an entrepreneur, I like kids" made me die 5:20
love @0:26 when he's smiling and Roggvir goes to Sovngarde
1:43
How I look watching Formerly Blue videos
5:13
*"A way to euthanize our clientele!"*
Huh! I guess he was playing as a Thalmor all along!
I love that in the end, it goes the way almost every Skyrim venture does; hacking away the guards and townspeople. 😂
I'm sure the food is fine, but meth head Willy Wonka makes me feel a little uneasy about what to expect.
9:50. Happy Khajiit noises...
Now we just need any Austin to come review this!
"bees qweh?" Lmfao
I'm pretty sure the random dead bodies are due to the NPCs spawning high in the sky and falling to their deaths. 🤣 I saw it happen once. It's a pretty hilarious glitch. I like to think it's the bodies of people who tried to fight giants.
It always happens to a couple of guards whenever I fast travel to the keep in Markarth. 😅
@@goatslayer3160 last time I went there it looked like they had a guard convention or something, because there were like 10 guards walking in formation.
I didn't expect you to end up as a drug dealer.......and that's on me.
Absolutely amazing video!! Wish it was longer, keep up the great work!!!!!
Homies dont know i'm hood at day but zesty at night selling munchies
i only play skyrim on switch, but your videos and mods made me get it on pc. so excited for a new video from you! you're extremely funny and creative, friend.
Blue now has his own version of cocaine in Coca-Cola.
Things have escalated sooooo fast xD
They do tend to do that!
That's the best channel that i found in a while, love from brazil mate.
The moon sugar candy part had me busting up laughing 😂
Awesome. A return to form 🎉
Not according to the TH-cam recommendations... But glad you enjoyed!
Ask and he shall deliver. You’re a real one, Formerly.
5:14 A way to what your clientele?
the free market place of child candy laced with moon sugar
I like the editing
Thanks!
Damn got lucky finding this channel some good stuff here
Glad you found it!
@@FormerlyBlueThank you for the good content! Wow this sounds like a AI response lol but I do mean it
I really need a suit to wear when my dear friend Formely Blue post another: "Skyrim, but i'm..."
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE CUPCAKE
with the way this character is going, I wouldn't be surprised if the next installment is "Skyrim, But I'm Running a Drug Empire"
Ah classic selling strats! Get rep by selling alcohol, get people addicted to your stuff by drugging it and utilise people's misfortune to your advantage
welcome to a place, where having dinner and lunch indeed is a adventure
I look forward to the next episode!
"This restaurant is going to be...AMAZIIIIIINNNGGGGG" 💅🏾💅🏾 ✨✨✨
EUTHANIZE???? oh. wait. youthanize. okay. got it.
5:13 not sure that's what that means and now im scared
One way to find out!
How did Gjeoffriehy go from humble and honest farmer to an evil land-and-druglord, even peddling to children?
Reminds me a bit of the farming simulator video, still one of my favorites of yours.
You should do a legit playthrough of this and see if you can make a fortune starting from scratch… it would be a great multi part series. Especially with your classic hijinks…
Okay the video took a complete left turn with the kids 😂😂
I RAN to this video as soon as I saw it!
If I was a guard,I'd absolutely let it slide. I mean in the game it's called MOON SUGAR. if the devs didn't want us to use it,we wouldn't use it!
You know, maybe the reason Skyrim still sells so well is because people can make it whatever kind of game they want.
When I saw this, I really expected White Glove Society, not euthanasia...
Funny asf vídeo i like these type of vídeos
Glad you enjoyed!
You need like a long gameplay of a funny mod. Ur videos crack me up❤ 10 minutes is not enough 😢
What's next in this saga I wonder... Are you gonna download Burger Jarl?
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
Damn, Season 4 of The Bear released early!
moon sugar is not a drug in itself, its a common food seasoning and ingredient, it is only a drug when distilled >:( Khajiit is not happy with this slander!!!
So many swanks! 😂
What if you wanted to eat at a restaurant but the owner said 😀
You really need to hide you're special stuff better, I suggest hiding out in Riften?
Seems like a possible next destination.
Bro what did he do at the end lol
I can’t tell if the voice is AI when it’s not gameplay
one skooma pie plz
5:22 😭😭
Next vid bro gonna be emperor 😂
Has anyone ever seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and also thought of the "lolli's" guy when he was selling lollipops?
The Child Catcher! Legit nightmare fuel that guy.
Rare to see someone know about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What mod did you use to make the new food?
Found it: www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/80781
You definitely cooked with this video.
Cookin' up a storm.
this looks so fuuun lol
Honestly pretty cool immersion mods, though it's a shame that both mods are kind of old and appear to have issues. The market stall one in particular seems to be rather buggy, (even from just in this video, though the Nexus forum also mentions save file corruption issues), so I'd be rather hesitant to try it out on a full playthrough.
Welcome to the -worst- best restaurant in Solitude
what UI and name display mods do you use?
What modbis making your guy make that horrifying grin? 😂
that didn't end the way I would've guessed at the start lmao
Youthanize? 🤣 Alrighty then. Great vid 👍🏻👍🏻
Lol thanks!
If your called formerly blue did you used to be blue?
Apparently.
Is this still the ai voice synthesizer?
Are you gonna return badly translated in any way? In like a different game or anything, I can’t even begin to say how much that series has made me laugh
No I'm done with it, but others are still playing it.
@@FormerlyBlueAh alright, but I do enjoy the newer content aswell
Do you have any plans of doing a brothel playthrough? There are lots of brothel mods for Skyrim...
Probably not, that seems like a step too far.
@@FormerlyBlue I was trying to make a joke. I didn't actually think that you would read this comment. 😛
Dude in the thumbnail looks like Joe Biden
😅❤️👍
Why did you have so many Atars? XD
bring back the thalmor leader series
That wasn't a series... And the mod author unfortunately had to put the next update for the mod on pause.
@@FormerlyBlue awwww
THIRD COMMENT or whatever the kids are saying these days
First comment. Youre my favorite TH-camr!😃😃
what a lifechanging achievement
5:23 “I love kids”
I love your Skyrim video. I haven’t even played Skyrim myself. I know I’m missing out 🫣
Glad you enjoyed!