Sausage and Joey: literally creating a cult Joel ignoring them but secretly proud that theirs chaos and that their taking after him in religious education
Joel: “This disstrack was more like a kiss track!” *gives Fwhip a kiss* Lizzie: “They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine, but you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it cause they would never understand.
“as long as he keeps paying me, hes my sugar daddy” “i did just hit 690k so its fine” “its fate” “i flirt with everyone, i only mean it with a few ;)” boy do i love reading the random conversations in the chat
Everyone: terrified of the demon Joel: doesn’t believe in the so called demon and complains that the “demons” tentacle looks unsymmetrical and won’t make a good tree lol edit: OMG TYSM FOR 2.2k LIKES JOEL ALSO LIKED IT HOLY CRAP IVE BEEN SUCH A BIG FAN!!!
Lizzie: “You call your self a master at explosives but all you’re blowing up is smoke up your a$$” Joel; Ya ok no*flies away gracefully* Me: Wait did she really-
@@d.a4920 I am actually, the part I struggle with is the music production side. Im taking courses now. Hence why I said lyricist instead of songwriter/producer.
@@kae4749 For being Joel and a minecraft diss track done "Live" I can't criticize a whole lot. Would it go platinum outside of Empires, probably(definitely) not. However Joel did say he wasn't good at writing raps (also he seemed to only spend a few days to a week on it). The only thing I would have liked for him to change was he did laugh during it a few times. But even that is likely just stage fright, and fairly out of his control. Also laughing is INSANELY contagious, like yawning (which you may feel the need to do now, I know I do). Id give it probably a 6 or 7 based on all the above. It was everything he claimed after all. Not a bop to jam to in the car per say, but it was a cheeky diss track between a bunch of friends who all got a good laugh out of it. If I were rating it like a Rustage or Connor Quest type rap, well then 0 or 1. But again, nobody was expecting something of that caliber. I'm not at that caliber, yet either (obviously). Like I said in my first post, I love it un ironically. It was less about the rap and more about the reason behind it anyway IMO. DONT CALL JOEL POOR, YOU WILL REGRET IT. Also it's nice to see Joel and fWhip alliance adjacent once again.
I love how the villagers came out of their houses while Joel is singing the diss song as if the villagers were curious and coming out to listen lmao. XDDD
Everyone: extremely scared of the demon, started wearing protective suites to remove demon tentacles Joel: “the demon doesn’t exist.” Creates an efficiency V hoe to destroy the tentacles that he doesn’t like and turns the rest to trees.
smajor: "as long as he pays me,hes my sugar daddy" i was like a bit confused and almost wanted to ask smajor if he had a sugar Godzilla even took a screenie
You should let each of your allies decorate their own room/area in your base, so they have somewhere to stay when they visit. And it saves you time on decorating
Joel: "How is the demon so powerful if I can destroy the corruption with a tool as simple as a hoe?" Demon: "how would you like a bedrock tendril Joel?"
Scott’s out of context chat at 0:45 is hilarious 😆 Edit: AND 1:24 ? WHATS HAPPENING I WANT THE TEA Edit#2: 2:00 I see… Joel I’m now disappointed in you
11:20 I'm going to be honest, the moment he got within bell range I got flashbacks to Grian's messaging system in his hobbit hole in HC S7 *That dis track was one of the greatest things I have seen this week, only rivaled by a bunch of British men and a single American using aha at every possible chance
@@samszczepanski2281 Ye*aha*h, but this is a close 2nd, I can't wait to see wh*aha*t h*aha*ppens next with the aha crew, after what has or will h*aha*ppen today
Request for a decor in the palace when your done- please PLEASE, add this wooden bark chandelier with just leaves hanging down from the branches, and just sneak in maybe some soul lanterns, or sea lanterns just hidden under some leaves so that the calm light peaks through! I can envision it in my head and I just think it would looks SO good with shaders but I just can’t make it myself!
Omg!!! That was the best! More Joel more! Diss track was 💋 magnifique, Lizzie’s on the spot line suggestion was hilarious, Jimmy’s delayed ‘yeah!’ was a crack up, fWhips appreciation with netherite ingot was cute.... so much gold 🥰 ✨🏆
I finished Lizzie’s line: Ha, you think your the master of explosions, but you can’t even beat the queen of the oceans. Kinds cringe but I think it works.
Just saying, Joel, the crystals that the demon (who totally doesn't exist in Joel's world) has placed in your empire are full of lava and they're floating above building or the most important ones at least. You might want to get rid of them...you know, in case the demon unleashes the lava on your buildings...because they have warped planks and wood and stuff. The mega base _might_ go into flames if we're not careful.
Joel to connect the two beautiful creations you should build like a natural bridge with terracotta at the bottom an moss at the top I think it would look great and go great with your theme. Keep up the great work 👍
i was talking about his donkey
HELLO LIZZIE
ILY LIZZIE
Hi lizzie
lmaoo
(if you didnt know, a$$ can mean donkey aswell)
How 37 like ?!??!?
SO MUCH FIRE WITH THAT DISS TRACK!! 🔥
First
Yeh
yes mr gaming
Hello
Hello!
fWhip: Calls Joel poor once.
Joel: Makes a diss track on him.
I am not poor you are poor Fwhip you Smelly boy
@JGUK99 diss tracks have been around for a long time…
@JGUK99 a song that is Diss on people/person
@JGUK99 like a track but dissing sombody like a song about how u don’t like someone
@JGUK99 wow your late to the world
I love how Lizzie just went "hi, babe" when Joel tried to scare her😭🪑
Chair?
@@jodoodlyboi2963 it used to be a thing on tiktok
1:38
Same ig
The second the “demon” touches the mega base Joel will go feral
Lmao 🐴🐴
I mean ur not wrong
Omg I can just see a scared "demon" in a corner just shaking lmao
Yeah…..
Lol so true thoo
Fwhip at the beginning: *you’re poor*
Joel: “And I took that personally”
I forgot about when he said that-
Indeed
@@Chloewaisolek I never did. FINALLY WE GET OUR REVENGE
Did anyone else notice the random polar bear in his intro world? Just me… okay.
@@alistairbriggs7137
I did not
Scott: He's my sugar daddy
Fwip: I just got 690K
*Lizzie: It's fate.*
daddy fwhip
IK I SAW IT IM IN TEARS HAHA 😂
When the number is sussy Baka
I replayed that like 5 times lmao
M
Sausage and Joey: literally creating a cult
Joel ignoring them but secretly proud that theirs chaos and that their taking after him in religious education
The church of jeremy would always be the best cult
@@mechatengu7368 JEREMYISM IS NOT A CULT (it totally is)
@@mechatengu7368 definitely NOT a cult
Joel: “This disstrack was more like a kiss track!” *gives Fwhip a kiss* Lizzie: “They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine, but you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it cause they would never understand.
Sad lizzie noises
Fwhip and Joel enemies to lovers/j/j/j
Loooll
@@raevyn_storm *sad blue axolotl noises*
💙💜💗~bi bi bi~💗💜💙
So are we all just gonna ignore Scott's message at the beginning? "As long as he keeps paying me, he's my sugar daddy"
_WHAT_
yeah!!!, I NEED TO KNOW!!!
That's just Scott being Scott
Classic scott
hes iconic
dont forget the message that says "i flirt with everyone, i only mean it with a few ;)"
Jimmy bopping to Joel’s diss not diss is adorable
Yea
“As long as he keeps paying me he’s my sugar daddy” Scott are you okay?
Don’t they mean sand daddy
:-:
?yako uoy era ttocS ”yddad ragus ym s’eh em gniyap speek eh sa gnol sA“
Time stamp? 😅
@@-confusedscreaming-2707 0:44 in chat
Everyone else: lore ways to get rid of tentacles
Joel: Just destroys one and makes trees out of the others
Super true
Demon:I am the almighty and extremely powerful! ………but that thing….that thing scares me
Hoe:🤨😁😙😎
Joel: lore? Dont know her
@@chercherri I'm sad he is doing lore in s2 empires
@@cm.3k WOAH LORE FROM JOEL? couldnt possibly be
“as long as he keeps paying me, hes my sugar daddy”
“i did just hit 690k so its fine”
“its fate”
“i flirt with everyone, i only mean it with a few ;)”
boy do i love reading the random conversations in the chat
Haha 😂
XD
They are very amusing most members remove chat from their videos unless they are talking to someone in the video
SAME!! Whenever I see a chat thing I go back and read it to see if I can try and make sense of what the heck they are talking about LOL XD
Me too
14:00 I love how the villagers crowd started gathering around Joel
Everyone: terrified of the demon
Joel: doesn’t believe in the so called demon and complains that the “demons” tentacle looks unsymmetrical and won’t make a good tree lol
edit: OMG TYSM FOR 2.2k LIKES JOEL ALSO LIKED IT HOLY CRAP IVE BEEN SUCH A BIG FAN!!!
Nothing has even happened to him like with the demon the demon hasn’t really talked to him is what I mean
lmao
Loll
@TheOneUH8 who asked
@@meganbrown511 it because hes married to the queen of the ocean. I mean she probably would idk waterbend if Xornoth were to throw hands with joel
The fact Joel is trying to make a friendly diss track and Lizzie suggests the word ass 😂🤣
Lol I thought Empires was no swearing
Yeah ass isn't swearing
@@Hayabusa-kd5uj yep ass isn't swearing
Soo can I call you ass
@@Alexxen.2 I-
@@WingerWind Everyone on Empires is family-friendly except Joey.
Joel: talking about his base
Scott: *-”As long as he keeps paying me my sugar daddy”-*
When? Time?
@@Giaq89028 0:44
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE ONLY ON ETHAT NOTICED THAT!
@@puddleheart6751 same bro
i noticed that too
Lizzie:
“You call your self a master at explosives but all you’re blowing up is smoke up your a$$”
Joel;
Ya ok no*flies away gracefully*
Me:
Wait did she really-
Lol XD
I never heard her say a bad word
It’s at 2:15, in case anyone was curious
joel: just chilling
scott in the chat: "as long as he keeps paying me, hes my sugar daddy"
Demon: *builds big plant things*
Joel: Someone must hate me a lot to spend time building these and there is no demon
Demon: *exists*
Joel: There is no demon there is a stupid little b----
How do you find the talent to build like that and make an entire DISSTRACK
joel should flex on the "demon" by building different colored tendrils of his own that are bigger than the red ones
^
^
^
^
^
Everyone: Omg the devil is ruining the server
Joel: HOE POWER!
Uhm kinda sounds wrong but ok
@@goofyahhpotato lol noooo 😂
@@vwomp yessss :)
Fun fact: you cant enchant a hoe with loyalty but you can give it fortune
@@schvletzskyqwq took me a second, damnnn
i haven’t heard lizzy swear in so long it’s kinda refreshing
Fr
Lizzie: **Says A**.**
The Kids: What did she say?
A few seconds later: Goodbye Stupid Tendril
I'm the only kid who knows what she said 🤣
@Kimera Hope Kaw took me a second too realise what you just said but omg-
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!! XD
Piss lol
@@lavendertee WHEN TELL ME
I love how innocent Lizzie is on her channel but on Joel’s it’s the opposite ahahahaha
you say that shes innocent but she cursed in the into-
at 2:16
@@valkyriedev9498 yea that’s what they mean
@@valkyriedev9498 uhh...
I was so surprised he kept that in and no beep or anything 😂 its been years since I've heard her cuss. Or at least what I remember haha
As a lyricist, this is both the worst and best diss track I think I've ever heard. I love it!
rate it out of 10 sir lyricist
Are u sure ur a lyricist ? Stop joking lol
Ok good 4 u
@@d.a4920 I am actually, the part I struggle with is the music production side. Im taking courses now. Hence why I said lyricist instead of songwriter/producer.
@@kae4749 For being Joel and a minecraft diss track done "Live" I can't criticize a whole lot. Would it go platinum outside of Empires, probably(definitely) not. However Joel did say he wasn't good at writing raps (also he seemed to only spend a few days to a week on it). The only thing I would have liked for him to change was he did laugh during it a few times. But even that is likely just stage fright, and fairly out of his control. Also laughing is INSANELY contagious, like yawning (which you may feel the need to do now, I know I do).
Id give it probably a 6 or 7 based on all the above. It was everything he claimed after all. Not a bop to jam to in the car per say, but it was a cheeky diss track between a bunch of friends who all got a good laugh out of it.
If I were rating it like a Rustage or Connor Quest type rap, well then 0 or 1. But again, nobody was expecting something of that caliber. I'm not at that caliber, yet either (obviously). Like I said in my first post, I love it un ironically. It was less about the rap and more about the reason behind it anyway IMO. DONT CALL JOEL POOR, YOU WILL REGRET IT.
Also it's nice to see Joel and fWhip alliance adjacent once again.
I love how the villagers came out of their houses while Joel is singing the diss song as if the villagers were curious and coming out to listen lmao. XDDD
Everyone: extremely scared of the demon, started wearing protective suites to remove demon tentacles
Joel: “the demon doesn’t exist.” Creates an efficiency V hoe to destroy the tentacles that he doesn’t like and turns the rest to trees.
I like the fact Joel wrote a diss and now they're all friends.
Absolutely no one:
Scott: As long as he keeps paying me he’s my sugar daddy
And…
I flirt with everyone, I only mean it with a few
When? Time?
You should watch Jimmy's livestream. They keep talking about random things
Littarly lol
I’ve never heard Lizzie cuss but it’s the funniest thing ever.
@eats.alotsof_ass I was confused for a second, until I read your username
@eats.alotsof_ass I-
@assbeatexr i mean your name kinda says it all
She meant donkey
One day Joey is accidentally going to kill a tamed horse and ruin someone’s day.
Ah…..your not wrong
U mean joel
Joey likes to kill horses?
smajor: "as long as he pays me,hes my sugar daddy" i was like a bit confused and almost wanted to ask smajor if he had a sugar Godzilla even took a screenie
Joel: this demon who doesn’t exist is mighty, but I can defeat his tentacles with a hoe.. the worst tool in Minecraft.
That made me laugh.
first
The demon and the hoe are like cactus and netherite
Okay but I ADOREEE the mega base! It’s ever so unique and stunning.
Ikr
Everything looks great
But Joel almost cried cause of this
L
L
L
L
L
Joel : tries to scare lizzie
Ppl on the server : let’s talk about high school musical
Me : wtf is happening Lmaoooo
It thought it was lizzie and scott planning lizzie and scotts song lmaoo the deal with destiny thing
them talking about high school musical in the chat gives me life
joel: explaining what he wants to do this episode
scott in chat: "as long as he keeps paying me, hes my sugar daddy"
whats going on with scott?
Do not Question what Is happening, it’s probably better you don’t know or anyone. (If you know what I mean)
Saw that
@@CairnsG 😳
He’s probably talking about the demon 😂 im pretty sure him and joey were flirty af with him
@@bubbletplzz Scott is the demons brother-
Fwhip: I did just hit 690k…So…
It’s fine-
Lizzie: it’s *f a t e*
The fact their hiding their dirty minds is mildly entertaining-
lmao i thought that
Funny.. 69 became funny not because of the dirty joke but randomly
@@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf yeah no it became funny because of the “sus” joke
@@foreseeableobstacles sus among us
@@foreseeableobstacles people have been saying 69 forever
You should let each of your allies decorate their own room/area in your base, so they have somewhere to stay when they visit. And it saves you time on decorating
free labor!
I gotta say, jimmy carried the whole track by just being there and dancing
"This distraction was more like a kiss track!" Totally a bromance triangle.
Joel: "How is the demon so powerful if I can destroy the corruption with a tool as simple as a hoe?"
Demon: "how would you like a bedrock tendril Joel?"
Joel: ooh thanks, I will cover it in wood and make a lovely tree
@@ph1sz Joel: demon you are so bad at making models for trees. It’s not even!
I love how those villagers started coming out of their homes to watch fWhip being dissed
"the only thing he's blowing up is smoke up his ass" THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED WHAT
I HAD TO REPLAY IT I WAS IN SHOCK-
PLSSS I WAS SHOCKED TOO 😭 WE LOVE HEARING LIZZIE CURSE LMAOOO
IT HAD ME DYINGGGG
ah yes, we love Lizzie cursing because it's normal
Joel: I added some things that relax me
Also Joel: *doesn’t add a horse head*
Quite disappointed not gonna lie
the chat in the beginning is so funny 😭 (starting at scott’s “as long as he keeps paying me, he’s my sugar daddy”)
Nobody:
Smajor in the beginning: As long as he keeps paying me, He’s my sugar daddy
Oops i didnt notice you or me copyed eachothers comment 😂
@@cleo-chan813 I didn’t even notice notice your comment
@@cleo-chan813 guess we copied eachothers without even knowing?
@@cloud1834 oop
@@cloud1834 I kinda just said this as well and scrolled down to see if anyone else did. Awkward
Joel, “in here are all the thing that relax me.”
Me: seeing fwips head, “um Joel you good?”
Joel: The demon doesn't exist, it must be someone on the server that hates me.
Me: Ushiromiya battler? Furudo erika? is that you?
Joel: Do you have a line
Lizzie: Well Fwhip is master of explosives, but the only thing he does is smoke up his *** XDDDDDDD
Is no one going to talk about the villager that went pass Jimmy and started vibing with them😂😂😭😭 14:19
Scott’s out of context chat at 0:45 is hilarious 😆
Edit: AND 1:24 ? WHATS HAPPENING I WANT THE TEA
Edit#2: 2:00 I see… Joel I’m now disappointed in you
So excited for the diss track! You’re amazing. I’m already subscribed. You’re such an impressive and dedicated person. Such an inspiration.
Joel: opens chat
me: quickly pause's for to see the tea ☕
lizzie's chats: I only like Joel cause he has seen high school musical
Oop- hopefully he didn’t see that.
I love how joel not only diss fwhip, but also himself 🤣🤣🤣
I love that all of Joel’s issues are with fwhip(obviously), the demon(that doesn’t exist), and Scott(???)
Joels builds are so epic literally feel tired every time I watch his videos. I’m amazed he just now got exhausted from working on that mega base
How could you.
OMG HI FWHIP ❤️❤️❤️
AYO WASSUP
Lol
U can’t lie the diss was fire
16:06 Joel: *whips out a bed and goes to sleep* Jimmy: "oh jeeeeezzzz!!!😳" HAHAHAHA
The villagers coming to enjoy the show is the best part!!
Lizzie:*making a line for joel's diss track
Me: excuse me what did i hear im sorry ????
Loved seeing the villagers come outside when they heard the sick beats and trying to create a mosh pit with Joel! 🤣
11:20 I'm going to be honest, the moment he got within bell range I got flashbacks to Grian's messaging system in his hobbit hole in HC S7
*That dis track was one of the greatest things I have seen this week, only rivaled by a bunch of British men and a single American using aha at every possible chance
I mean, that's pretty HAArd to top ;)
@@samszczepanski2281 Ye*aha*h, but this is a close 2nd, I can't wait to see wh*aha*t h*aha*ppens next with the aha crew, after what has or will h*aha*ppen today
@@earthbloodelf5289 I aha-m in p-aha-in.
@@nobetawedielikemysanity Too B*aha*d Mwahaahaaha!!!
As a choir student, i would like to say your singing was 10/10 it should be on spotify or something
Joel your builds are literally amazing I can't even imagine creating this in creative especially not on Survival. This. Is. Amazing.
The timing of the villagers coming to watch had me laughing so hard! And when the librarian nodded was just perfect 👌
Edit: thanks for the likes
First time they came in handy
the best thing was that the villagers came out from the house at 14:01 when he was spitting bars at fwip ,even they enjoyed
I love how it hasn’t even been a minute into Joel’s video and Scott’s already talking about his sugar daddy 0:45
Everyone scared about the corruption in their empire:
Joel: **gets annoyed cause the corruption got into his house and it looks bad**
FWhip: calls Joel poor
Joel: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move
Request for a decor in the palace when your done- please PLEASE, add this wooden bark chandelier with just leaves hanging down from the branches, and just sneak in maybe some soul lanterns, or sea lanterns just hidden under some leaves so that the calm light peaks through! I can envision it in my head and I just think it would looks SO good with shaders but I just can’t make it myself!
Ooo yeah!
I know one of the lines are gonna be “fwhip is smelly” before I even watch it
LMFAOOOO
I- please
Almost-
Alllllmost
Okay but Jimmy bopping up and down during the diss track is what I’m really here for 😂
Omg!!! That was the best! More Joel more! Diss track was 💋 magnifique, Lizzie’s on the spot line suggestion was hilarious, Jimmy’s delayed ‘yeah!’ was a crack up, fWhips appreciation with netherite ingot was cute.... so much gold 🥰 ✨🏆
joel: “we’re going to have to collect some materials first.”
*falls of ledge into pond*
joel: acts like nothing happened
I finished Lizzie’s line:
Ha, you think your the master of explosions, but you can’t even beat the queen of the oceans.
Kinds cringe but I think it works.
I think it’s brilliant.
It's great :)
This is perfect lol
i doesn’t work sorry. doesn’t make sense
@@isaphoria What doesn’t make sense about it?
That Diss Track was epic!
I’d love to see Joel go around doing a ‘diss’ track on everyone in empires 😂
Except Lizzie
Unless he wants to live a miserable live anyway…. 😂
1k likes and 0 dislikes. This is truly a great community sometimes.
32* dislikes
@@zayed105 hush. At the time it was o.
@@maybenell 80k - 70, that's a good ratio. Some haters exist for no reason...
@@sassychip26 74 dislikes
Pixel's copper aging farm is INSANE holy crap that's cool!
10/10
Just saying, Joel, the crystals that the demon (who totally doesn't exist in Joel's world) has placed in your empire are full of lava and they're floating above building or the most important ones at least. You might want to get rid of them...you know, in case the demon unleashes the lava on your buildings...because they have warped planks and wood and stuff. The mega base _might_ go into flames if we're not careful.
Joel to connect the two beautiful creations you should build like a natural bridge with terracotta at the bottom an moss at the top I think it would look great and go great with your theme. Keep up the great work 👍
I love the way solidarityGaming was bouncing to the beat
the base looks promising!
scott flirting with fwhip and jimmy is everything
1:22 nobody gonna talk about jimmy and Scott in the chat? No? Ok
6:49
Joel: Just things that relax me..
Also Joel: *didn't put a single horse head*
Joel refusing to do lore is so funny to me 😂
Honestly I don’t blame him. I think the lore is kinda annoying sometimes
@@tessclearyspamaccount2015 it depends. I personally like it but it would be weird if Joel did it. It fits Pearl's and Sausage's content.
I can see it now, three years in the future i’m listening to my favourite song and then the radio goes, next up Smallishbeans and his new diss track..
FWhip: calls Joel poor
Joel: gives Lizzie free netherite armour.
Also fWhip: ...
Joel:I’m not doing any building this episode
Him later:I wanna make a mazelea record yay . Build
That diss was so fire, villagers came running to see the genius that made it.
Joel: I have nothing for the intro so hears a horse kill. Horse: *screams*
Wasn't expecting Lizzie to cuss-
uHm. ThAt WaS uNeXpEcTeD.
The line was fantastic though-
And the fact they hide dirty-minded jokes in the video. XD
It caught me so off guard hearing Lizzie curse that i choked on air
@@jericea ikr she’s said hell before and that still caught me off guard idk why
she’s an adult
@@delsol__ Yeah but she's never cussed on camera before
I don't think I've ever heard Lizzie swear before.
1:59 Pause it and read this oml xD
Lizzie: "but all you've done is blow smoke up your ass" oml thats the first time ive heard her kinda cuss
Joel seems like hes having a lot of fun i love the energy of this video