Baniya and his Punjabi dost | Standup Comedy by Gaurav Gupta
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ก.ค. 2018
- This standup video describes funny incidents and tales of being Baniya and hillarious encounters with Punjabi naughty friends.
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Credits:-
Video recording and editing:- Akshit Arora
Shot at:- Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon
Written and performed by:- Gaurav Gupta
Special thanks:- Ankita Jhalani, Manish Tyagi and Pooja Goel - ตลก
"Har baniye ka punjabi dost or hr punjabi ka ek baniya dost hota h" it's true n relatable 😂
Mala Arora aroras keya hote hai baniya ja punjabi
@@sunildutt6489 punjabi
When I was growing up, I had one Baniya and one Punjabi friend.
Meri koi arora frnd nhi ha
yap
I'm a Punjabi Sikh & my best friend since childhood is a Baniya and I can totally relate to this. This is one of the best Indian stand up comedy I've seen and I've seen many. Great work Gaurav, all the best!
Kitho bhaji tusi?
ये बिल्कुल सही है,,मेरे बनिया जानकार का एक पंजाबी मित्र है,,,ओर bc दोनो की केमिस्ट्री😜😜
Your Baniya dost was also Punjabi if he is from Punjab
Chalo ham log Marathi patil hai. Aur baniye aur Punjabi se business and life lesson Sikh rhe hai😂
My mom is a Baniya ( Singhal) and my dad is a Punjabi( Batra)........I can confirm that all this is 100% true😂😂😂😂😂
and my mom was a punjabi (Kapil) and my dad is a baniya (Bansal) I can also confirm that all this is 100% true 😂😂😂😂😂
Batra bhi baniye hote h lekin ...punjabi baniye 😂
@@nidhibansal603 u both guys marry now
@@amitsharda8198 😂
@@aishchaudhary8840 Batras are Punjabi Khatris / Arora's .
My father manufactures bubble wraps, Jo hmse amazon and flip kart wale kharred te hai. Meri puri City ne kisi ke pas iska business nhi hai. 😂🤣
Bhai bahut shi dimag lagaya hai uncle g ne
Kasam se hum to soch bhi nhi skte
@@MadMax-cc3kq thanks bhai. Mai khud yhi sochta hu. Koi competition bhi nhi hai 😂
Ye kya hota hai bubble wrapes
@@technicalmind1290 bubble wraps ek trh ki packing hoti hai jisme items safe rehte hai. Usually, sb us packing ke bubbles ko phodte rehte hai. Online shopping ya courier facility iska bhot use krti hai.
@@raunakagarwal6077 O samajh gaya
My baniya female friend father make floor tiles white powder
He is crorepati.😂😂😂
Humko arab pati ban na hai
OMG op
@@aubergineYT 😂😂😂
Me khud hi baniya hu😂😂
@@hunters9048 arey baniya aadmi arabpati ko hi crorepati btata hai
One of my baniya friend has business of manufacturing medicine bottle ke dhakkan 😂
Shallu Narula 😂😂😂
Aise log audi mein ghuma krte hai😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bahut paisa hota hai
I'm a Punjabi, I love all my Baniya friends and I love him making fun of all of us 🤣🤣
Reading all comments for business ideas
Wohi kr raha hu pichle 2 din se 😂😂 koi spring bnata hai koi condom ke lubes , koi paper ink bnata hai to koi sugar whitener ... Koi balti ke handle bnata hai to koi keel pech 😂😂😂
@@k9killerthanks for saving my TIME
Nice one 🤭
Feels like I am missing something in my life: A punjabi friend 😂😂
I am up😉
😂😂
M hu na
Punjabi here
Agar ek bhi Punjabi friend bna liya na to apko khul ke jeena aa jayega . believe me ☺
that is why my teacher always told " acche bachhe baniye !"
hahahahaaa
Arpan Vlogs hahahahaha
Rofl!
Epic
🤣🤣🤣👌
I also have A baniyA friends whose business is of "sooki mirch "ka and having fortuner
Bhai risk ko jindiga bhar pasa bachakar koi bhi kam lega
I m khanna(punjabi), and I hv 2 best frnds, 1 is aggarwal, n 2nd is garg..so both r baniya😂😂😂😂😝
Baniyas are best 😂😂😂
You are also a baniya means khatri which is punjabi baniya
Garg to come in agrawal
You yourself are a Punjabi baniya
@@chetalirana2691 khtari alg hain jisme kuruna malhotra arora ye sab athe ham bania nahi Hain
Being baniya myself relatable things especially dressing sense ... Please make one stand up on our intellectuality also .... Liked your work .. keep it up
repetition laga kya kisi ko? matlub aath- saadey aath minute ke set mei bhi.. often the same theme/joke got repeated. pura set kitna bada tha (prior to edit), yeh tou nahi pata.
It really worked for NCR live audience i think. so good! (can improve on writing and delivery).
P.S.: ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʳᵃᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᵐⁱⁿᵈˢᵉᵗ ᵒʳ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ ᵐⁱⁿᵈᵉᵈ (ᵇᵘᵗ ᵏⁱᶠᵃʸᵃᵗ ˢᵉⁱ ᶜʰᵃˡⁿᵉ ʷᵃˡᵉ) ᵇᵃⁿⁱʸᵃˢ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ! :)
You are right
Yes
@@rishabhgoyal9445 darpok baniye 🤣🤣
@@shivomgarg4561 darpok baniye ☺️😂
Yaar Bus jalana apne bas ki baat nahi. Bahot mehnat hai 😂
EDIT: Thank you for all the likes guys. Dil se baniya thanks 😂
bhai ! actual Anshul Agarwal :D xD
Simran Malhotra haha yeah! I almost chocked on water when he said my name 😂
Anshul Aggarwal 😂😂
maaa kasam! tell me you are his friend already and your name was taken per plan. if this is a coincidence.. then supppper!
Spock i am not 😂 purely coincidental 😂
I watched this more than once and it is amazingly hilarious. The location I live in is full of baniyas and i can totally relate it.
Indeed
Ma patiala Punjab to a mare nal doste karu gae 9876487007
My father had a artificial teeth manufacturing business. All the dentist purchases these from us & for about 20 years we were the only one doing this in our city.😂
zor zoor se chilakar sabkoo btaa doo ..😂😂😂😂
Aur gadi konsi hai bmw?
I am a baniya and believe me 99% of the things u said is true. And I laughed out like anything. Maza aa gya bro
Goyal , baniya?
1% kidhar gaya bhai?
@@anujkashyap8780 ha bhai
You will never be in debt if you have a Gupta Friends.Earlier I was extravagant but I learnt from my Gupta clients how to manage expenses & save. Today I am earning & saving for Future. Best part is spend only what is required.
Humko bhi batado
Sometime i feel that Gaurav takes all his frustration he is facing since childhood through these videos and later ask his family and relatives to watch these videos, so that they can understand, that he was talking about them.. 😀😀😅😀😅😀😀
😃😅😀🤣
I know my baniya friend he got 94% in 12th and now he is sitting in chawwali😂😂
Chawwali kyahota hai ?
@@towel9453 basically I'm Punjabi too😂 and Chawwali means Galla (where money 💸 stored)
@@nikhiloberoi3690 oh thanku so much . I m punjabi tooo
@@towel9453 ohh nice to meet you 😂🤟 check my ig/ Oberoi5997
Same here 😌😌
Gupta ji sahi khel gae app, being baniya myself nd having punjabi dost i can say its purely relatable .Also i am an engineer but lagta hai dukan hi chalani padegi
Piyush Singhal bhai karle job waise bhi nhi h
mera baap to saaf bolta mere se umeed matt rakhiyo khud kr jo krna h
Sid Singhal 😅😅😅😅
Business kya hai apka bhi😂
🤣
@@pavneetkaur4327 ethe vi 😂😂 comment
My uncle exports to China only sandalwood beats ( Rudraksh) he just bought audi q5
Yahi hai bhai baniyon ki khaisiyat
Yar meri shaadi ke baad chalao fir 😅😅😅
Everyone knows about the drinking habit of Punjabi but no one knows about there sahidis
My baniya friend have business of paper ki lines ki ink ka
And he is owning 3 bungalows
What 🔥🔥😂😂
Yar meri shaadi ke baad chalao fir 😅😅😅
Choti Elaichi export business actually exists...! Trust me!
Vaibhav Goyal ssup baniye
In chutiyo ko kya pta business.... Ye naukari hi krenge
ankit Bansal lol buddy i was kidding,
Guys.. relax.. its just a joke!
Vaibhav Goyal haha I know
being a baniya , that chilly paneer thing did hit straight to home 😀😀
Soooper very few people have the capacity to laugh upon themselves. God bless keep it up.
Awesome 👍. Your way of making jokes are superb .Really Fantastic. Enjoyed each n every video .All the best 👍. Always keep smiling.
Mza agya gupta sahab , m punjabi hu or meri bestie gupta,
I was laughing n laughing bcz I could relate many things
Thank you for this bro 😊
😂😂
I am also Baniya
Phadooo! Proud as a Bania 😁
Ghar se dukan, dukan se Ghar.... Hahaa
I can relate to each and everything he said in the video, such a hilarious video it was XD
So true! Good one Bhai! Lots of love!
I am a Punjabi n my boyfriend is Baniya ...BANSAL... we both are Australian... still can relate this ... very true.....
punjabi is not a caste and which city in australia ?
I am from Melbourne but why you need to know ... I never mentioned that Punjabi is a cast ... we have several casts. However, it’s none of my business to judge anyone. Also, it’s mere a joke, as at the end we all are human!! Simple is that!!
Preet Kaur Yup People outside punjab consider punjabi as a cast that’s why I was saying.
I from australia as well so I just asked about city.
Am from adelaide
Black(baniya) and white(punjabi) jodi hahaha lol well iam not a fake punjabi like you iam a jatt from jalandhar #PuttJattDa
And he owns a service station?
I am a baniya...nd I don't care about " duniya"...😂😂😂..awesome content....enjoyed a lot...🤣😁...
Me Punjabi and My Boyfriend is Baniya 😂😂😂😂
I can Totally Relate 😂😂😂😂
acha
Hi
Kesa chl rha h aapka safar
He said friend not boy friend
What is baniya thing in India ?
Please explain idk bout this
Sir u r great... no one can match ur level ur comedy✌✌✌
Wow kuch video's asai hotai hai jisko daikha kr mind ,mode sab fresh ho jata hai vho kamal kai video es tarah kai hotai hai ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Bhai computer science and engineering se b.tech kiya hu
Ab log bol rhe cyber cafe khol lo
😥😥😥 Baniya ka dard baniya jane
Jaise chumbak me chumbakrsn
Prithvi me gurutvakarshan
Waise bhai ne chun chun k baniyo ko love diya ye hai unka baniyaakrsan😂😂😂
Bhai business hi kar mein Batale ka Punjabi hu. Delhi mein rehta hu, naukri total chutiyappa hai. Saala maine naukra kar raha hu CS ke bad ab chhorne laga hu koi business shuru karunga.
Bhai start up k liye paisa chahiye aur apn rhe garib aadmi , idea Share krna ho sake to sath kaam krenge
😁
HaHAHAHAHA
At first I was like "no, I don't have any baniya friend" only to realise a moment later that Garg is a baniya too
😂😂😂
thinking out of the box actually gets you a lot of money 🔥
No state like Punjab nobody like Punjabi in India...I am from Himachal pradesh not from Punjab But I love Punjab nd Punjabi.. Punjabi have brave heart.
Hello kida g
❤️ from Punjab
I'm from haryana and u r ryt
Agreed 👍
Acha rrr
full of many punches....chawdi chalo, chota business, mehndi rachane ka tel👍👍
U r such a great personality man,.......
I'm jaat and I really overjoyed watching this video but to be honest baniya is the real gem 💎 of our society, huge respect to all baniya Samaj.
“ jor jor se bolke sabko scheme btade “
😂😂
You are punjabi i think so
Aacha hai
Baniya is like Rahul Dravid Apna Kam Sabse Better... Kisi ki Gulami me Vishvas nhi rakhte Apna krte h kuch bhi kre.. 😁😅
Omg!!!!being a baniya...I can relate a lot🤣🤣
Business kya hai apka bhi😂
Baniye genetically Lalchi hote h
😂😂
@@funnyyoutube5137 aisa kuch ni hain 😒
@@funnyyoutube5137 aur genetically sabse weak aur kaale bhi 🌑
Hare ka sahara, baba shyam hamara...totally relatable😂😂😂
Haha agree
Shyam premi is line se hi connect kar lenge 😊
Original comedy and was great fun to watch... No one can steal your jokes...
Akhil Rane.... yesss....u r right
writers of Kapil Sharma: challenge accepted!
Spock : more such content required...
I am punjabi and my best friend is baniya that too Gupta he is just like you now. Earlier he was typical baniya. U made me remember my old days. Thankyou so much.
Achha 😂
Best Punjabi and Baniya duo : Gaurav Kapoor and Gaurav Gupta ❤️❤️
I am a punjabi sikh and my best friend since childhood is baniya and I totally relate to this
Simple Living and High Thinking and How to make a Business Big are the True Defination of "Baniya"
Bina pyaj lehsan ka❤❤ .... aur soft target ... meeee😹 ... nd we too had the bussiness of small springs😂😂😂 koi beat ni kr skta tha
Koi scheme do business ki 3 saal se baitha huu😂🙏🏼free dimag punjabi hai koi scheme nhi aati etni khtrnak
So are jains banniya ?? cause we also have good businesses (huge!) and don't eat pyaj lehsan
@@sudeepbhurat bhai sindhi bhi ache businessmen hhote
@@sabbirahmed3685 okay 👌.
My besties are all Punjabi!!!
Great work Gaurav!
8:15 I just imagined my father
Mere papa bhi shisha bnd mai Galli dekr nikl kete hai😂😂😂😂
This is the best😂. I am in splits and the cheeks are hurting with laughter.
'Ghar se dukan,Dukan se ghar' absolutely right 😁 {I am also a baniya }
Ha bhai...biklul shi kha gaurav sir.....
I m baniya too
tau bro ... kuch kranti lao. life me kuch change lao.... yehi moka hai. Inquilab Zindabad bol ke jee lo Zindagi ....
Tumhari kuch aukat nhi hai
Offcourse we can see u r baniya bcoz u r mittal 😎😎
Bhai mittal chila chila ke bol rha ha mention karne ki zaroorat nahi
Me watching this while going to baanke bihari mandir via yamuna Express way. Literally!!
Woh Garg hai woh Garg hai best line of video totally hilarious a great punch I have seen this video 2yrs ago and still laughed great content
Bc inhe mere garg Surname ko badnaam kardiya
Great work man!!
Really funny puns!!😂😂
Bhaiya yar
Aap sare Raj khol do ham baniyoo ka !!
Hahahaha sale me khol di ab baaki bcha ka😂😂
Bhaisahab itne relatable jokes and ur expressions are bang on ‼️😂
This guy is priceless 🤣🤣
If baniya watch this video and he is like sale or jor se chilla sbko bta de hmari scheme 😂😂😂
Nd latest baniya business आंड भर के रसगुल्ले 😂😂
Sahi a bhai✌
😂😂
Condom ka lubricant ka business
Bss kar kitna legaa
he is actually giving all facts wrong but still its funny
we are choti elaichi ke exporters and thats a very good business
I agree with that
Kaha se ho bhai rate kya hai aj kal bahut kam ho rha hai
Mujhe bhi de do
Menhengi h
Gaurav bhai... chokars ek dum chokas. 10 15 baar sun chuka hoon... hamesha haste haste chaar ho jati hain....
Kamal ki.observation hain... 😂😂
'Har Punjabi kaa ek banya dost aur Har banya kaa Punjabi dost'100%TRUE
very nice bro, after very long time, in the context of Indian comedy scene, a good -content rich clean comedy, and relatable af, of all the comedians out there, these are the ones who makes us laugh so much, Abhishek Upmanyu , Biswa and now Gaurav gupta, keep it coming ...
The best part is that this guy has guts to laugh on himself.
That's wat shows he s been with punjabis. 👍👍👍👍
Really man..... u nailed it sir ... 🤣❤
Wow..amazing..and your acting is of another level..man👍🏻
*Zor Zor Se bol bol ke sabko humari schemein btade* 😠
Dhruv Garg - lol 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@@Somd55 😂
@@umang8132 😂
koi fayeda nhi dukan tum baniyo ne he chlani hai achi trah se🤣🤣
Less comedy...more business ideas!
Baniya + punjabi = deadly combination 😈😎😎
R u punjabi or baniya
@@honeywadhwa4022 Just have many baniya friends and I'm punjabi
Janvi Verma from which city?
Jitni baar dekho utna achcha lagta h..... Very very very very nice
Arre ... bolne ki style se hi baniya lag rhe ho ap... 🤣🤣 hilarious..
Ayushi Gupta edhar Punjabi hai haha😛
Ayushi Gupta aap hi bania ho ? mai punjabi hoon
Ayushi Gupta m v baniya hun ji
Ayushi Gupta ahahhaa
Do checkout arranged joint sometime and watch out for another baniya
as a punjabi it's my duty to share this video with all my baniya friends....
Gaurav gupta and jeeveshu alluhwalia they both are so funny if they dont utter a word even than too their expression and style is the best!!! This baniya rocks... Make more n more videos always use to watch ur videos replay again n again !!!
Love you Gaurav ji. Keep up your comedy
Really hilarious Man I can't control my laughter my stomach was painful Waiting for more stay strong and stay blessed
I am a baniya and can relate to it.Bhai B.tech k baad dukaan me baitho bolte hain😂😂
🤣 b.tech ke baad dukkan, real baniyaa... Only ultimate baniyaa's can do so🤣
Same here
Bhai fir aabhi job kr rhe ho ya dukan?? Mere ghr m bhi same scene h??
Waise b tech ke baad kon sa job hai
Mere bade bhai ko bhi yehi kehte hain , 6 lakh ka starting packing aur khana pina rehna sabb free 😂
I love baniyas and I'm a Punjabi. Every Punjabi needs a baniya friend.
I am crying out of happy tears 🤣🤣
Bhai baniya or aggressive, 😀😀
Awesome gaurav bhai
Anshul Agarwal naam ke laundo ka naam hamesha newspaper mein exams top karne ke liye aata hai. "Anshul Agarwal from Meerut tops JEE Advanced"..😂😂🙌
Mujhe to saare baniye topper kyon hota h
Bhai kab aaya😒
Lakshay Bansal... Yaar mere do frnd Anshul mbbs kr rhr h.... And bhut top dono hi h
Vaise as usual Ab to sabhi trah k nikalne lge h....... Self work self interests self style are must always
Exactly
For his comment at 7:25, there is little trivia Gandhiji, Amit Shah & Kejriwal all are Baniyas
Probably one of the best content on the internet.
Haha so true khari bauli, choti elaichi, saare and most special chilli paneer bina pyaz😂😂😂😂 baanke bihari🙏
All things are true
#pet h tabhi seth h or #kalla h tabhi lala h baniya
?????..
Wahh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ye video humesha dekhta hu punjabi dost ki yaad ajaati h har baar
The Best humor. Amazing
I am baniya..and my father having factory of sugar whitening/cleaning process unit...and we only have this tyoe of factory in whole district...haha..😀😀
Ise kehte hai mahin kaam, sookha kaam!
Haha haan haan scheme tu bhi bata de chilla chilla ke 😂😂😂
Me also
Me abhi ab yhi kaam krne wala hu🤣🤣🤣
By the way which district I'm curious
My best friend is a Baniya .Most of the Baniyas I have come across are kind hearted,helpful,
down to earth & easy going people.They always believe in hard working & kisika bhi soshan nahi karte.
Isliye bola bhi gaya he Desh ke acche nagrik BANIYE :) :)
Also Punjabi is not a caste.But in Delhi & other states (outside Punjab) Khatri & Arora castes are called Punjabis.
Kisika shoshan nahin krte?? Lol. Haryana me roj gend pe goli khate hain ye Kisano pe se
मैं वशिया समुदाय से नहीं हूं। लेकिन ये लोग हमसे ज्यादा दुआ करते हैं और भगवान में ज्यादा आस्था रखते हैं। हालांकि, हमारे देश की वित्तीय सेवाओं का प्रबंधन और जोखिम उठाना बनिया के कंधे पर है। आप लोगों पर गर्व है। आगे बढ़ते रहो।
😂😂🤣🤣Mojj krdi bhai🤣🤣😂😂
Bhai to ultimate hai
More power to u keep
Coming with good ideas
that was a blatant racist joke 6:00
my father and me love watching you keep it up
Dear Gaurav U R too good Keep it up